Sex, Drugs and Skincare

Ep. 93 FIVE BASICS FOR YOUTH/Guest Comedian CHRISTINE LITTLE

Nicky Davis, Sandro Iocolano, Christine Little Season 1 Episode 93

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Are you even doing it right? Are you doing enough or too much for your skin? These are the five absolute essential things to keep you supple. 

  In this episode, we share insightful tips on skincare essentials that everyone should include in their routine, emphasizing the importance of cleansing,moisturizing, and sun protection and things you didn’t know with hilarious guest Comedian Christine Little—who’s special is out on Amazon called MIXED AND CONFUSED.

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Speaker 1:

You are listening to, watching, hearing, smelling, tasting and feeling sex, drugs and skincare. Like and subscribe. Hey, welcome back to sex, drugs and skincare. Hey, hey, I'm Nikki Davis Jr, licensed comedian, stand-up esthetician. I got it right, that was pretty good.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you got your credentials correct. Who are you? I'm Sandro, and that's it. Who are you? I'm Sandro, and that's it, I'm here. I'm having fun. I'm a comedian but I'm not licensed. I let my license lapse. That's part of my backstory. I'm one of those comics that doesn't like the paperwork that goes along with being a comedian.

Speaker 1:

Some comedians love comedy but I don't like the bureaucracy that goes along with comedy. I'm sorry, what was the word you just used, bureaucracy? Yeah, hold on, I'm I lost my screen. Take your phone off of low powder mode, siri. Put my phone on low, not on low power mode that's how you do it let's see, flip it off.

Speaker 2:

Okay, got it all right, it's low powder mode was actually that was in the 80s when they would go, hey, can you, can you put your phone on low powder mode? And they would go, no, fuck that. And they would take their cell phones out, their Primeco phones, and they would sniff cocaine off of them.

Speaker 1:

Do you remember that?

Speaker 2:

I just no, welcome back everybody, we were just talking about therapists off camera before we started. It's important for us to talk through things. I think.

Speaker 1:

Well, I wanted to get to this sooner in the in the podcast because I've been watching other people's shows. So today we're going to talk about today, hold on hold on don't say yeah, okay, uh, go ahead okay so today we're going to talk about essential skincare items that you should not do without you need them you need them, I think there's five. Wow, that's good, that's a lot they usually come in fives though, like that's how people get the. The attention seems to get in fives like a list of five.

Speaker 2:

Lists of five, yeah interesting used to be like a top 10 list and then it was like the list of three people who die and that's like you know right people die in in threes, which is weird because there's a lot of people on earth, that's true, so probably more than threes. But then when a celebrity dies, that's what I forgot we were talking about.

Speaker 1:

You match the couch like your shoes, everything.

Speaker 2:

I even had my toothpick.

Speaker 1:

Oh, your toothpick is even matching. Look at this.

Speaker 2:

I could look at that. You can't see on camera, but I could walk into any restaurant with many of these toothpicks on my body and they would never know. And then they'd be offering me a toothpick after my meal. And I go no, I brought my own. And then it'd say you can't have outside toothpicks.

Speaker 1:

But it matches my outfit but it matches my outfit. You know I want to sit in your lap. Is that weird? I mean it's not weird.

Speaker 2:

I mean, is it weird to say I don't think it would be a good interview. No, that's true, especially because this is where the guest sits. So why don't I just sit on your lap? Okay, that's not ever like a really like. When a guy's like, I just want to sit on your lap, could you imagine like the guy just sitting on your lap?

Speaker 1:

No, but your pants look very like. I'm the only one that didn't wear pajamas today. Normally it's slumber party vibes, but I was leaving and I couldn't figure out what to put on the top, so I just anyways.

Speaker 2:

I think you're fine. I've seen you nap in that outfit many times.

Speaker 1:

That's true so you have slept. Yeah, you're fine.

Speaker 2:

But let's get to the topic here, because you cut All right.

Speaker 1:

I think everybody knows everything they need to know about you.

Speaker 2:

Anyway, I've never, ever had anything interesting happen to me.

Speaker 1:

Um so, um, we're seeing, we welcome the audience. Um, have you ever been stuck somewhere and you don't know what you're going to use on your face? And this is a quick anecdote I'm trying to throw in there Right and then, like a quick anecdote, and trying to throw in there right and then, like I love it. This has happened to me before where, like, I went to my dad's place this wasn't skincare, but it was hair care and and I got in the shower it's still care, I care.

Speaker 1:

I got in the shower I had had really this is fake ponytail. I had hair that was about this long at that point and I got in the shower, washed my hair and realized he didn't have any conditioner and I have super fine hair and it was just like a freaking rat's nest. So I had to, with my ratted hair, I I don't. I must have gone to the store, or something?

Speaker 2:

did you have like some more oil, your dad?

Speaker 1:

there was nothing and then I had to go get some conditioner for my hair while your hair was, while my hair was still like that so then you went, did you?

Speaker 2:

and then you went back in the shower, then you re-wet your hair then you conditioned it. Yep, your dad was just not a good father.

Speaker 1:

He just that was not a great trip.

Speaker 2:

No, condition no conditioners.

Speaker 1:

He didn't feed me that trip either. I think I lost like 10 pounds. He took me to. He took me to. Where did he take me? Is that the time he took me to? Golden Corral? No different, different one. Such a dad place, yeah, I know, right, it is, my dad can find the cheapest places at in. He lived in oahu. Right, how do you find a crappy restaurant in oahu? My dad will find it for you. Uh, and then also in arkansas, the nicest restaurant there was the golden corral the white flower in what's that?

Speaker 2:

it's just arkansas, just a white flour in?

Speaker 1:

Yes, exactly, do you have any Coca-Cola with white flour?

Speaker 2:

Yes, we do, we have how did you make? That? How is?

Speaker 1:

that possible? It's disgusting.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

I get so anorexic when I would go there. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

Well, I mean, you know your dad tried the best he could. I'm just saying, you know, no conditioner, he, no, he didn't. No, he was just like he was a bar soap dad.

Speaker 1:

Dude speaking of bar soap sorry to say dude, so much we got to talk about half an edible dude. His roommate was a psychiatrist, right, okay, yeah. So my dad moved out from here. He was a building inspector. He moved in with a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist would be in the bathroom for a good two hours and I'd be like what the heck is he doing in there? And I would go in afterwards and there'd be all of this hair because he would just scrub and scrub, and scrub and scrub and he would use a whole entire bar of soap on himself.

Speaker 1:

Oh, and then just stack up these little pieces of soap on top of each other.

Speaker 2:

He was a psychiatrist, he was the psychiatrist.

Speaker 1:

That's very. I think that's more common than not yeah, yeah, totally yeah.

Speaker 2:

You want to help other people because you have things or maybe like or you want to understand yourself. You want to understand yourself, or maybe hearing other people's things kind of takes the thought off of you, or maybe you're like, oh wait, yeah, I can relate to this.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

And while I'm doing it, I make a shitload of money. Exactly.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but then you'd have to live with jerry davis.

Speaker 2:

Oh man, well, that was a funny anecdote, right okay, cool, so let's see what's next.

Speaker 1:

Ai all right transition, so let's break it down from the most essential needs. Okay, so these are the nice to haves okay, yeah, so let's how about this? I don't know, I think this is an essential let's. We're gonna get the guest over here.

Speaker 2:

Let's get the guest on here so we can get the essentials of what we're doing yeah, yeah. And what's the difference between essential and essential oils?

Speaker 1:

Let's get to that too, All right, we'll talk about it once we switch you over. All right, hold on. Do you want to tell me the name of the thing it's called?

Speaker 3:

Mixed and Confused. It's on pre-sale now.

Speaker 1:

Okay, all right, this comedian, she's coming up. I hope I can remember this.

Speaker 3:

I'm right here. I'll remember it, you remember it. I know, thank God, somebody Like think Dazed and Thank you.

Speaker 1:

Yes, right On Prime, but mixed, but mixed. I love that Okay. I'm going to say it enough that everyone will remember it. Okay, you're a three-timer. This is my third time oh my God, how much we love you and we wanted. She's so fucking funny.

Speaker 3:

I invited myself on this episode. You did it.

Speaker 1:

I think you did last time too no, I didn't no, oh no, you invited your guest. She usually brings her own guest. Yeah, usually brings her own guest, she brings her own entourage.

Speaker 2:

Yes, she does the life that she wants, and she already has it. That's how, that's how you, that's how, and make it happen.

Speaker 1:

She's living it.

Speaker 2:

She's a three-timer. She's a super funny, funny comedian. She's a very talented actor. We've she's done. We just did a sketch 12 years ago that never came out. That is so funny that one of these days we're going to get the camera. The tape is stuck in the camera still. I'll get it from my friend eventually, but but it was one of the funniest lines I've ever heard. She comes in and she says I know what you're gonna say tell me she goes, do you guys, uh, not have cats?

Speaker 1:

I'm allergic to not cats.

Speaker 2:

It was one of the funniest things in the world.

Speaker 1:

Do you guys not have cats?

Speaker 3:

yeah, that's amazing, I was a cat lady she's a cat lady.

Speaker 1:

Oh, that's so funny.

Speaker 2:

Though that's so funny um, and she has a new special that's out right now available for pre-sale on prime, or it's out for a little presale. It's called Mixed and Confused. They're very talented, they're very funny.

Speaker 1:

Christine Little yay.

Speaker 3:

Thank you, thank you so much, thank you so much for having me.

Speaker 1:

Are you accepting an award right now?

Speaker 3:

Yes, oh, wait, hold on. I wanted to try this.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I was gonna try to give you something to accept here.

Speaker 3:

Oh my gosh, can I kill it can?

Speaker 1:

I, that's what I do to my plants.

Speaker 3:

Thank you, you know what? I'm just gonna set this right here.

Speaker 1:

I think that's a great idea or we can put it back, or we could put it back it's true, where was it?

Speaker 3:

I'll get it later. Okay, back, I will get it later oh yes, you will.

Speaker 1:

It will be mine speaking of your what oh, you know what I?

Speaker 3:

I named one of my plants and then plantson. I love that plant, son plants and plants, and plants, and the third, yeah I was thinking of ted plantson.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but plantson is just, yeah, like that's like a spy that like they put into your room, that it doesn't you, they don't, you don't know it's a spy, he's a plantson, it's a plantson nice yeah it's a plant son yeah, he's a plant son, yeah, yeah yeah, he's

Speaker 2:

a he's a he's a shill a shill yeah, isn't that they mean? Like something that's put in there to be something sounds good?

Speaker 1:

yeah all right trojan horse.

Speaker 3:

Yes, I just wanted to talk, yeah I just wanted to talk.

Speaker 1:

Well, you came to the right place you did it you came to the right place.

Speaker 2:

I just wanted to talk why do you think I do this he?

Speaker 1:

makes me so silly. Who's sandra? Yeah, yeah, he both of you he brings it out.

Speaker 2:

We have to be happy to be alive, or else what I mean? What are we doing here? Yeah, you know. Can I ask you a personal question?

Speaker 3:

this is so off topic your hat it says the comedy store on it and I know you're a regular there did they just give you the hat?

Speaker 1:

that's really personal, or did you?

Speaker 3:

buy it?

Speaker 2:

I'm just curious I refuse to buy anything that's owed to me. So I went there and I looked through the thing and then they were like, oh, this one's whatever, but yeah, they'll just. You know, if you're cool, they'll allow you to buy it.

Speaker 1:

Wink okay, yeah, well, we'll try and we'll, yeah, buy one for you too I'll send you the.

Speaker 2:

I'll send you the uh, the link to the merch page yeah, perfect yeah, right, yeah, there's a little dovetail there.

Speaker 3:

I know we're talking about skincare, but no, no, it's fine. The hat goes over the skin. That's true. That's true, yeah, and if you, yeah, perfect Sounds great. Yeah, right, there's a little dovetail there.

Speaker 2:

I know we're talking about skincare, but no, no, it's fine.

Speaker 1:

The hat goes over the skin. That's true. That's true, yeah.

Speaker 2:

And if you don't have the right logo on it the thing you want. It's going to make you angry and your skin's going to suffer for your furosity.

Speaker 3:

You're going to freak furrows and things. Have you heard about how you can write stuff on water bottles and it changes the molecular?

Speaker 1:

structure of the water bottle, like if you say I love you. I love you, I love you, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard that I hate you.

Speaker 3:

I hate you. So maybe it's the same with the clothes that we wear and the things that we put on. Why wouldn't it be? Honestly, we are 80% water.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I think that's a lot yeah, you like I'm still 80 though two percent water.

Speaker 2:

Two percent water, I'm two percent milk and uh 98 uh bullshit, but yeah, it's. I think you know everything is living in a sense, so I have no idea how any of this stuff works. I know my cats know way more and they feel way more than like you know, than I understand, or people do they know?

Speaker 1:

they know when, when we're fighting or if one of us is sad or something. I can look into their face and they're just like what's happening.

Speaker 2:

They are so smart, they lick their fur off. They have diarrhea.

Speaker 3:

They grow up, they're like college girls.

Speaker 2:

That's exactly right. Yeah, they're college girls.

Speaker 1:

They just cry that one left my shoe. They just cry that's my shoe. Oh my God.

Speaker 3:

My favorite thing to watch on TikTok now is the animal communicators. Where they talk, they can like psychically communicate with your pets. I need to see this. You guys have to do the things that the cats say about their owners or just in general.

Speaker 1:

Oh, my God.

Speaker 3:

Do you think she's fat? You're not feeding her as much and like she says something about her tooth hurts or whatever, and they're like oh my God, it's so fun.

Speaker 1:

Send that to me please.

Speaker 3:

I need more reasons to not be on TikTok.

Speaker 1:

Are you on TikTok? Yes, I am Okay good.

Speaker 2:

I'll send my fiance. Did you guys know I got engaged, since I was? Congratulations fiance and you dropped a comedy album. I dropped it. I was special. You dropped the.

Speaker 3:

I dropped the engagement I've been dropping so much dope. I gotta get that checked out you released your fiance.

Speaker 1:

What no, say it again, released my fiance.

Speaker 3:

He is no longer in a cage. Yeah, I released him. Good. Ironically, you got engaged though. Yes, engaged.

Speaker 2:

Engaged.

Speaker 1:

Oh, wow.

Speaker 2:

Interesting.

Speaker 3:

Oh, an engagement.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, slam poetry.

Speaker 3:

Engaged, engaged, enraged.

Speaker 2:

Enraged.

Speaker 1:

Ensaged. You look like you could be somebody like in a coffee shop. I bet I could. Yeah, it's my hair. It's the hair she's got the coolest hair and the most pretty beautiful curly hair.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, If you're just listening and not watching. Nikki said a compliment, I did yeah.

Speaker 1:

She asked me earlier if my ponytail was real, and then I immediately apologized. No, I've talked about it many times. This is actually one that needs to be groomed first, because it's way too long for someone my age. Honestly, it looks ridiculous and it's too thick, but that's why I kind of like, try to like. I like it. I wish I could.

Speaker 3:

I would like to do something like that.

Speaker 1:

I'll send you one.

Speaker 3:

Like to have some like thing, yeah, but then I get weirded out because they're on me, you know, like it just feels I'm like this isn't real. I'm afraid I'll like what is this?

Speaker 1:

Pull it off, pull your hair, yeah it just puts it's in your pony, it's in my ponytail, it's wrapped in, all right. It's like a pull and then you wrap it. Does that work with curly hair? I mean, if you put your hair in a ponytail, yeah, all right. Yeah, does that help? It does help, absolutely.

Speaker 2:

Yeah that you were present for that part.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so this topic that you, um, we brought up today. Christine actually asked me. I said, christine, what do you want to talk about? And what did you say? I said who is this? No, no I.

Speaker 3:

I said basic skincare routine, like if you don't do anything else, what is something that you should do, just to have like a basic level of skin care. Yeah, that's what I want. I know what I do and I I wanted to get graded on that yeah also like here, like what? What's the benefits of doing it?

Speaker 1:

what should we talk about first? What, what, what we think is the essential, or what and what you're doing?

Speaker 2:

or the or the other way around what would somebody who just got engaged, yeah, and just just dropped a standup special that's not available on presale, called mixed and confused, would want to talk about first.

Speaker 3:

With skincare. Yeah, I love that, by the way, it was great. Well, it sounds like they're confused, so maybe just going through.

Speaker 1:

I love that her mouth is just going. She's like just mouth, just make something say it just say something.

Speaker 2:

It'll make sense.

Speaker 3:

If you sound confident enough, you can say anything. It's very true. Even if it makes no sense, and I learned that from TV. See, no, I learned that from television.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, see, that felt like. I learned it from there Absolutely, which is a very general statement. It felt very authoritative, can I tell?

Speaker 3:

you what I do with my skincare routine. Yes, you may, and then we can talk about what's up with that Mm-hmm. All right, this is what.

Speaker 2:

I you mean that sketch from Saturday?

Speaker 3:

Night Live. What's up with that sketch? From saturday night live let's not do that the first one was great, anyways good I, I use a cleanser and then I do um.

Speaker 1:

I have this what kind of cleanser, by the way? Gel cream um it looks cream.

Speaker 3:

My mom got it for me and this little pack. I think it's korean, so you know it's good. They're supposed to be like really good they do know about their skincare, so there's a sample size thing and it comes with, like a makeup remover, like oil, which is weird. You just rub it on and get a little water on. It's kind of weird oil cleanser. Yeah, oil cleanser is really cool, we had a thing on it well, I don't know if it's a cleanser or what.

Speaker 1:

It breaks down. Oil breaks down oil. So if you're putting oil, it's removing some of the oil that's on your skin that you want to remove.

Speaker 3:

Oh, I don't always use that.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

But if I have makeup on, I'll use it to try to get my makeup off. Okay, right, and then I'll do the cleanser.

Speaker 1:

I guess I would call it toner. I mean, it's not in English so I don't really know what it is, but I'm like I bet this is what you do.

Speaker 2:

You're listening and not watching she's slapping her own face with both hands After reading the label on something that is not written in a language you can understand. I bet this is what it is. This is probably what they meant.

Speaker 3:

They just put it on and then obviously you got to do the moisturizer, and obviously you got to do the moisturizer If I don't do anything else. Face wash and moisturizer, those are the two things that I would say. Those are three things.

Speaker 1:

Right, I said more than three things, but yes, If there was just two, I would be those two. Okay, that makes sense. Thank you, you're welcome, desert Island. Those would be the two things that you would bring.

Speaker 3:

Well, no, I mean Desert island. I'd bring like water and like a gun.

Speaker 1:

I guess I don't know. Water and a gun. Why would you Two things? Who else is on the island that you need a gun? Animals?

Speaker 2:

What you could eat, the animals. Hello, it's true.

Speaker 3:

So you gotta bring matches, practice, aiming and stuff. Water and a gun, here you go, help build a fire, you just shoot at it.

Speaker 2:

Eventually it'll catch on fire.

Speaker 1:

Boom, boom boom.

Speaker 2:

Fire.

Speaker 1:

Learn that in the Girl Scouts.

Speaker 2:

I'd watch that TV show.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, me too. I'm starting a fire this week on. How can I start a fire? Yeah, all right, so let's okay. So one of the top ones, as I mentioned, is skincare, because obviously it's going to take away the pollution, the dirt take away dirt and oil.

Speaker 2:

The oil cleanser yeah.

Speaker 1:

Well, any kind. So there's different kinds of cleanser. Like I was saying, there's gel cleansers for more acne, I guess prone skin. I like a gel cleanser.

Speaker 3:

I like a gel too. Actually I prone skin.

Speaker 1:

I like a gel cleanser. I like a gel too.

Speaker 3:

Actually, I feel like it gets the stuff off, especially if it has a little bit of a suds to it, yeah, or like there's some exfoliating in there that's nice too.

Speaker 1:

That's a little addition, but I think that might be one of the five things in and of itself. Oh, then, there's a cream or milk cleanser which is for really sensitive. Don't even. What are you thinking?

Speaker 2:

Nothing.

Speaker 1:

Okay, creamer milk skin cleanser, right Creamer milk.

Speaker 2:

Talking about coffee, I get it yeah, I know. Unbelievable.

Speaker 1:

Cream Coffee.

Speaker 2:

Cash rules everything around me. Yeah, dollar, dollar bills, y'all.

Speaker 1:

That's for dry and sensitive skin. And then there's oil and balm cleansers, which is great.

Speaker 2:

Oil and balm and balm cleansers, which is great. Oil and balm.

Speaker 1:

And balm cleansers Like embalming.

Speaker 2:

No balm.

Speaker 3:

B-A-L-M. Balm Balm, you know for dead people. Right, yeah, they have to have clean skin, absolutely.

Speaker 2:

Those are must not do withouts. It's way more important when you're dead to have clean skin.

Speaker 1:

And you were saying it's for makeup, like with the oil, right, so that makes sense. And then what you don't want to do, though, is over strip your skin by using. Do you cleanse twice a day or once a day?

Speaker 3:

Wow, that's a great question. Thank you, I will cleanse. Okay, so I shower today, so I wash my face in the shower and then tonight, since I have makeup on, I will wash it. That's a good answer.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, face in the shower and then tonight, since I have makeup on, I will, I will wash it. That's a good answer. Yeah, if I, if I wash my face at night and I don't go anywhere the next day, I don't wash it the next day, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, it's good and I that's something I picked up, I think, in college, like I would drink. And then I'd wake up and I'm like man, I'm in my pajamas, I wash my face, like my homework's done weirdest most responsible drunken alter ego. That's amazing yeah, but yeah it just sticks, because it's kind of gross when you think about like laying on your pillow and being like with like all the oils and stuff and makeup on your face yeah, with the makeup and stuff, yeah, totally.

Speaker 2:

I've never washed my pillowcase. Once I know it's true, it's the same pillowcase I've had since I was a kid.

Speaker 1:

When is when was the last time you washed your face?

Speaker 3:

with like soap with anything just water with a pillowcase, with the pillowcase no, I've tried that they should.

Speaker 2:

They should call that when you suffocate someone with a pillow.

Speaker 1:

They could say washing washing your face with a pillowcase maybe that's what all those guys in the South are doing. They're just trying to wash their face with their pillowcases. Oh, the Klan members. Yes.

Speaker 2:

That's what I heard.

Speaker 3:

I heard that the Klan started originally as skin care and then they just went nuts and then it became skin head and then it was like a whole Exactly, oh right.

Speaker 2:

That makes perfect sense. And it was like a whole Exactly oh right. And it's like no skin care for your head and they're like we don't like the care, we don't care, and then they went skinhead.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, they're like we just like the skin part.

Speaker 2:

Let's lean into that more yeah.

Speaker 1:

As long as it's the proper color, we're good Right.

Speaker 2:

They're all about surface.

Speaker 3:

Right and confused, and confused, because why hate me? That's what I want to know.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 3:

I remember when I was a little girl I would like I saw, I'd see some movies where there was like the KKK on there and I thought they were super active.

Speaker 1:

Still which they are now Like they exercise a lot. Yeah, they're like oh, look at us, we work out and we hate.

Speaker 3:

But I remember I wanted to be funny. I wanted to be like oh, let me charm them so they won't kill me.

Speaker 1:

I love that you wanted to charm somebody in the club.

Speaker 3:

I wanted them to like me enough not to kill me.

Speaker 1:

That's just something that only a comedian would do. They want to be, liked that much and now I do comedy, yeah, and so what happened?

Speaker 3:

Well, I am a ghost, they got me.

Speaker 1:

No, no, I am a ghost.

Speaker 3:

They got me. No, no, I don't know. I just wanted to have this defense mechanism of being funny so that if it ever came around, maybe they wouldn't kill me. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

You had some jokes like loaded in the barrel or whatever you're calling it.

Speaker 3:

No, just freestyle stuff, you know.

Speaker 2:

I've heard that.

Speaker 3:

Physical comedy. Physical comedy.

Speaker 2:

Physical comedy the number one thing with white nationalists.

Speaker 3:

I've heard is improv, they love improv. They say that if you're ever attacked, by one that you should stop and just yes and Stop.

Speaker 1:

And do some space work.

Speaker 3:

A little zip zap, drop, stop they're like oh, I mean, it's a hard game to resist.

Speaker 1:

It is actually. You can't let it pass you.

Speaker 2:

Stop, yes, drop and yes and.

Speaker 3:

Stop drop and yes and. All the people we would have killed watching this advice.

Speaker 1:

But then you gotta wash your face. Then you got to wash your face, then you got to wash your face. All right, let's get to the next one.

Speaker 3:

What's your favorite one? You like gel.

Speaker 1:

I prefer the gel. I think, yeah, yeah, I feel cleaner with the gel, me too, and I don't always do a double cleanse. Sometimes I'll do a double cleanse and you do get more of the oil off, especially if I'm going to do um an exfoliant, then, and that means I'm really trying to get down and dirty.

Speaker 2:

What?

Speaker 1:

if I did a foliant instead of an exfoliant?

Speaker 2:

it's always about the exfoliant.

Speaker 3:

Everybody's so negative that would probably just be the gel right, it's just the foliant right, that's the foliant.

Speaker 1:

Now the, the like, the sudsing or whatever is that like the like, like the hydrogen peroxide when it bubbles and it kind of gives you that extra feeling of like, oh yes, it gives you the feeling of yeah, yeah, but yeah, I don't know if it's actually making it do more, but I like it.

Speaker 3:

I don't like to use the face wash. This is me using face. I don't like to use the face wash when it doesn't sud, because it's like are you even working?

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 3:

Which is kind of why I don't like, like the oil-based I guess it's just the makeup remover Because I'm like what are you doing?

Speaker 1:

What are we doing here? Or the cream one too, yeah, what are we doing here?

Speaker 3:

What are we doing here? Why are we here if?

Speaker 1:

you're not going to suds up.

Speaker 3:

Right, you're a cleanser. Yeah, they got to do their job, but there is like non-sudding shampoo.

Speaker 1:

That's true. No shampoo, so that's true. No poo, the no poo, so the face stuff probably wanted to get in on that. Did you ever try that stuff like yeah or like the um, I went to, no boo, the wins he went.

Speaker 2:

Oh wow, fancy I heard they shut down because there was poo there yeah, no, yeah they changed it to no poo yeah, they got a rebranding yeah rebranding just christopher robin, now by himself.

Speaker 3:

Actually they used to call it no boo, because when people would come up who weren't members, they'd be like no boo, no boo. Yeah, that's good. I don't think you have to be a member of that. I was thinking of soho house, oh oh, over both of our heads.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's oh, yeah, yeah, oh yeah oh but do you think people at nobu wash their face with moisturizer stuff? I'm sorry, I'm not good at uh segue stuff, hi, if, how do you? How do you wash your moisturizer like?

Speaker 1:

if I have a bottle of moisturizer, how do I clean it? Um, do you want to take that?

Speaker 3:

one I I actually you're joking about cleaning with moisturizer, but sometimes, if I don't have a good makeup remover, I'll stick my Q-tip in some moisturizer and use it to get rid of some of the makeup.

Speaker 1:

I do it too. You can actually even use it as a cleanser. You can take the mascara and the eyeliner. Is that kind of what the oil cleanse would be.

Speaker 2:

Wait, are moisturizers oil-based?

Speaker 1:

cream-based, cream-based. Yeah, okay, some have more oil in them than others what is cream-based? Cream. That's a good question. It's just, it's the texture, obviously okay, so it's texture-based I have some in my purse. I think, yeah, but there's not oil.

Speaker 2:

That makes sense. That like when you rub it in, it actually like like an oily one is an oil. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, I got you cream is you know.

Speaker 1:

And then there's a lotion you could use.

Speaker 3:

Lotion, yeah, it's basically like a lotion for your face yeah, it's more water, but, yeah, okay, yeah but like I don't like the idea of putting body lotion on my face. I don't know if it's because, like, marketing got me so good that I'm like this is wrong. This is not for my face, this is body wash. This is for my body, but my fiance he'll he'll do that. He'll put whatever lotion on his face or whatever, because he's a guy. I don't care about my skin, that's a guy thing.

Speaker 1:

So he cares enough to put something on it because it's dry, because he shaves. Oh yeah, do you get dry from shaving?

Speaker 2:

uh, yeah, I don't use shaving cream though. I just use like water really, and maybe sometimes like coconut oil. I'll put a little bit, but I really don't. I try not to shave, I just use the machine yeah, yeah, I gave up the trimmer the trimmer, yeah, yeah, oh, interesting all right?

Speaker 1:

well, let's move on to number two. Let's move on. Moisturizer keeps your skin hydrated. It's going to strengthen the barrier, uh, between your skin and the atmosphere so that, like you know you're, you're locking in the moisture, um, and it's going to prevent, in some ways, it'll prevent premature aging, um. The reason why I pause is because sometimes, well, let's see what type of moisturizers. Yeah, there's a like gel based, like we were saying, but a lot of times. I don't feel like they do that much.

Speaker 3:

It's hard to tell it's really. That's the thing about skincare. It's like I can't tell when something's working, if I'm just perceiving that it's working, or like I start it and it's like works in three to four weeks, I not gonna notice because I forgot what I did yesterday, let alone three to four weeks ago. So what is a good way to know if your skin is actually like consuming the stuff that you're putting on?

Speaker 1:

it. I guess, if it feels good, if you're not getting like, if you're not getting milia because it's too heavy, you know, like the little white things, um, if it feels more plumped up, I have something right here that gets hot.

Speaker 3:

It gets hot when the sun is on it. Oh, okay, oh, what no?

Speaker 1:

no, no, no, no, no. I thought you meant something different. Is it a pigmentation or is it? I don't know what it is.

Speaker 3:

Is it raised? Yeah, it's raised. Oh okay, I don't know what it is. Is it raised? Yeah, it's raised. It's like this little spot here, but it's like a freckle that did too much.

Speaker 1:

It's a keratosis is probably what it is. What's that? It's just skin cells piling up on top of each other. It happens. How do I get rid of it? You probably have to. I mean, if that's what it is, they usually will freeze it or burn it off. Sometimes they'll scrape it. I've had them on my legs. I still have scars from a lot of them. This one, this, is still a red spot right here from where they did it. Oh wow.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and the older you get and the more you've been in the sun when you were young, the more you're going to. You know what I found out? This is sort of anyways non sequitur, but not you can tell when somebody's wearing fake tanner, especially past a certain ageanner, especially past a certain age, because past a certain age people get those spots, like on their legs, on their stomachs, of those keratosis, but you don't see them until you put the self-tanner on and then suddenly you're like, wow, that person has a lot of moles oh okay, have you ever noticed that when I use the self-tanner you get all those little spots on me yes, oh, because it accentuates the

Speaker 3:

it just it sucks in the self-tanner but when I I tan in the sun, all the little moles on me get darker too. They do too.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, oh okay, so there's pigment in there. Yeah, but those are actual moles though.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, those aren't like these are different. There's one here too that's kind of raised. It feels like it's a scab here. Touch it yeah.

Speaker 1:

Where, oh, oh, yeah, there it is.

Speaker 3:

Doesn't it feel like I?

Speaker 1:

should just be able to scratch that off. It does. You probably could sand it off with an emery board Like a belt sander.

Speaker 3:

I've tried exfoliant. That's it Really.

Speaker 1:

Get like a nail file and just see if you can Nah.

Speaker 3:

I'll just ignore it. I don't want to make it worse. No, it's true.

Speaker 1:

Make it bleed. Yeah right, Don't do that to your face, please.

Speaker 2:

You got a cheese grater.

Speaker 3:

Yes, I just cut it off with some scissors.

Speaker 1:

I did that, making my system.

Speaker 2:

I had a tiny little skin tag when, I was younger. I was just like I don't know why nature would have it hooked up directly to an artery I wouldn't think so either.

Speaker 1:

I wouldn't think there would be any veins or yeah, but it's just like yeah.

Speaker 3:

for some reason it's like your kill switch Like someone they're like oh, this is his. Oh yeah, yeah, what's it called Achilles heel.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Achilles switch Achilles.

Speaker 3:

What did you call him the?

Speaker 1:

Achilles, oh, actually keloid is another thing that's kind keratosis, keratosis.

Speaker 2:

I got keratosis he opens for keratops yeah this is well it's his brother, ironically yeah, they have different last names.

Speaker 3:

Yeah that'd be really unique to have a family. It's like we all have the same fur, but the last name is different.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, It'd be like yeah, it'd be like Caratop, because he's the top right. And then it'd be Caratosis, caratobro, caratodad, carabottom, carabottom, yeah right, carabottom, oh my God, caradalthia. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

Caradalthia. Yeah, caravaggio I don't know, it don't make sense. Yeah, wait, we've started with Cara.

Speaker 2:

Caratosis.

Speaker 1:

Oh, we're all doing the same first name, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yes and.

Speaker 2:

If you're not listening or watching. Nikki didn't know what we were talking about.

Speaker 3:

I forgot in the middle part of it. I blame myself. No, don't do, that't do that don't punish yourself I think more people should blame themselves. You do, yeah, because it's a form of taking carrots, sorry, see oh my god I did there. Yes, I got distracted because I saw the carrots and that's part of it.

Speaker 2:

But that's good improv we take blame.

Speaker 3:

It's like you're taking responsibility. If you're just pawning it off on someone all the time, there's nothing you can do about it.

Speaker 1:

You're just sitting there like I don't have control, so yeah I blame myself. And now you can make better choices in the future, and now I have a comedy album out, called Mixed and Confused, available on Amazon Prime.

Speaker 2:

Responsibility available on Amazon Prime for pre-sale.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, it did take responsibility. No one else cared enough about my career I think everyone's doing that right. Yeah, I think it's great, I'm gonna do it eventually yeah, it's fun to have something to like look forward to doing and like having a project to work on and have more goals, because with stand-up it's like would I just accumulate a ton of material, then what?

Speaker 1:

I know, and it also will stimulate you to drop some of the old stuff. Yeah, make new stuff. We could do it here in petty cash studios. It'd be a fun place to do a little specialty.

Speaker 2:

Special, oh, yeah, they have a lot of really cool rooms here.

Speaker 3:

The blue room is fantastic for shooting specials in oh, I wish I'd known that before.

Speaker 2:

Well, you know it now and it doesn't make any difference now it doesn't feel special anymore, does it? Yeah, you could have done it here, you could have no idea, all right.

Speaker 1:

So we got thicker creams for dry skin. Um, things with ceramides, I guess, are repairing the barrier. I think, once you've lost that, that love and feeling, when that you know, when your skin just dries out and you feel like it's never gonna accept moisture again, does that happen to you?

Speaker 3:

um, I guess in the colder months it can be a little drier so I guess the ceramides are the things maybe that lock it in.

Speaker 1:

I guess I don't know.

Speaker 3:

I don't know a lot of ceramides. Are they going to be in the ingredients of a product, or will it say, now with ceramides?

Speaker 1:

I think it'll say on the label Now with ceramides.

Speaker 2:

Introduce me to ceramides and then in five years it'll be like no ceramides added and you're like, oh, thank God.

Speaker 3:

Because they'll prove that ceramides are bad for you.

Speaker 2:

I mean, it kind of sounds like cyanide, but oh my, and maybe there was a time when cyanide was good for you. Yeah, put a little cyanide on your skin. Actually they did.

Speaker 3:

No, they drank arsenic.

Speaker 1:

They did something to make their skin pale, oh really oh, I want to look into that. All right. So common myth, uh, is that oily skin doesn't need moisturizer. It does, though it does. Skipping moisturizer can actually make your skin produce more oil, because when it gets dry, if it feels like it's dry, it's going to make you produce more oil. So if you're getting super greasy, let's see. That didn't even make sense. Let's see If your skin perceives that it's dry. Usually people get it like the oil right here.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, the t-zone right but if it's super dried out over, here you're, maybe your skin's just pumping out more oil in those places to compensate for the dryness? Yeah, but it usually comes out of that t-zone too. Yeah, that's what the the most active of your pores? I think I like that.

Speaker 2:

I wanted to, um, bring it back for one second. Uh, ceramides, uh, just for educational purposes for myself, ceramides are a family of waxy lipid molecules, fat composed of uh, sphingosine and fatty acid, joined by an amide, an amide bond, so that's a ceramide. The cell membranes of eucrotic cells. And then there's a bunch of other words I'm not gonna. I can say them all necrotic cells?

Speaker 1:

no, like dead cells.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, that's what I was thinking eukaryotic oh, I went to school with him, oh okay, yeah, yeah, that's why they eukaryotic, yeah, eukaryotic yeah, freaking euka, freaking Yuka tech bros yeah, he started this startup that they had to shut down because it didn't it's a ukulele store.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, they had to stop the startup okay, so, so, yeah, so don't skip the moisturizer. Okay, I also believe in serums. I don't know if I put serums as one of the five things, but I don't think so. I think serums as one of the five things, but I don't think so. I think serums for me work better, but then, when the dry months come, I'll put a serum on something with hyaluronic acid in it, and then you have to lock in that, because the hyaluronic acid I'm talking really fast will actually make your skin feel drier if you put it on without anything on top. So don't ever buy just a straight hyaluronic acid serum.

Speaker 3:

So you have to wonder that too, like the order that you put it in. So obviously I have a toner type situation which I'm using like an oily toner. I don't really understand what it is. Maybe it's a serum okay and then putting a moisturizer on top of that sounds like a serum yeah, but when I had the turkey baster the yeah, yeah uh, chicken ice cream no, no, you were just talking hyaluronic acid.

Speaker 2:

Okay, yeah I knew it was something like that. You know, I thought I didn't know.

Speaker 3:

I thought it was most advantageous to just put it right on the part of your skin that you think needs the most help it is.

Speaker 1:

But you got to lock it in. Oh, because it will actually pull the moisture out of your skin, because hyaluronic acid attracts moisture to it up to like I forget how many times its own weight. But if you don't lock it in, it's going to pull the moisture out from the skin. You have it on and it's not going to.

Speaker 2:

It's just going to evaporate on your skin.

Speaker 1:

Basically just makes your skin feel drier.

Speaker 2:

Oh, wow, so you have to cover it with something.

Speaker 3:

So you have to put it on and then moisturizer. So what happens if you put moisturizer on and then the hyaluronic?

Speaker 1:

acid. You're kind of locking it out.

Speaker 3:

Oh.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I know, it's so sad, it is sad.

Speaker 3:

It is.

Speaker 2:

So then would you put water and then the hyaluronic acid and then, like that?

Speaker 1:

Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 2:

Okay, so then you would like lock and then you put the moisture and then put that, then lock that in.

Speaker 1:

I always do that. When I get take avocado oil, I put it on while I'm doing my body.

Speaker 2:

Positive affirmations yeah for a good 10 minutes. Yeah, my bpas 10 minutes.

Speaker 1:

Well, it's a 10 minute video, so I have to do the whole thing until I have to lock it in with three slow breaths wow, that's amazing.

Speaker 3:

How long have you been doing that? Um, for about a month, I guess. Do you notice any difference? Yes, actually I do. What is it?

Speaker 1:

I just don't feel as disgusting. Wow, it's, that's nice.

Speaker 2:

Less disgusting right, I'm exaggerating.

Speaker 1:

But no, I feel it, I can feel, yeah, I don't know, there's more of a confidence, I guess. Would you recommend it? Yes, absolutely, I think I'll try it. Anything you say to yourself over and over again you're eventually going to believe it.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I saw a video about that with with money yesterday, and so I'm like oh, you have to be careful about the things especially the things you say aloud when it comes to money, or the first thing that comes up, Like when you think of money, like the first thing like mine was I need more of it. Like then that's your energy around money.

Speaker 1:

That means you're always going to need it.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, I mean you're just projecting that out. I need money, Right. Yeah yeah, I don't want to be like that.

Speaker 1:

No, well, when you're chasing something, it often repels it yeah, yeah. So if you say, I have money, I am money.

Speaker 3:

I'm money.

Speaker 1:

Money comes to me freely and easily, easily yeah.

Speaker 3:

Money comes to me freely. Or they say if you can't get to a positive place with it, just like go neutral okay, right, you don't want to like, not believe what you're saying yeah yeah, it works it works I remember like feeling like just I am money, I am money.

Speaker 2:

And then I was working the other day and I found 20 in this lady's purse and I was like how did this just come to me?

Speaker 3:

it just came to me like I gotta take this woman's purse. You're like the next thing. I know I was holding a gun up to this lady and she gave me all of her money.

Speaker 1:

It works and I used to be allergic to guns. That's why they call it the secret. Don't tell anybody about this put your hands up don't tell anybody about this. That's the secret armed robbery.

Speaker 2:

just don't tell anybody about this. Don't tell anybody about this. That's the secret Armed robbery. Don't tell anybody about it afterwards.

Speaker 1:

That's the big thing. That was funny. Yeah, that's funny, you guys.

Speaker 2:

Oh man, that was cool.

Speaker 1:

All right. So another one sunscreen. I like sunscreen. I prefer the mineral ones over the chemical ones. We talked about this. We talked about that last time. Yeah, and I prefer the mineral ones over the chemical ones. We talked about that last time and I asked you. I said I'm going to ask you a personal question and I said do you use sunscreen? And you go. You know what that is really personal.

Speaker 3:

I can't. I'm working on being more serious today, aren't I better?

Speaker 2:

You're a person?

Speaker 3:

Absolutely, thank you. Yeah, I use the moisturizer that has the sunscreen in it. Do I use the moisturizer that has the sunscreen in it? Do you know if it's a chemical or a mineral? I mean, I assume that it's chemical because it's like L'Oreal or like some kind of over-the-counter, something or other?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, it's probably like yeah, I forget there's like Avobenzone and like I forget there's a bunch of them that I can't remember.

Speaker 2:

Who's? Aj Benza? That's the guy from E right.

Speaker 1:

Okay, there's a bunch of them that I can't remember. Who's AJ Benza? That's the guy from E, right? Okay, aj Benza. A was the guy from E B B. He's one of those guys that, like, if you were somebody that, like our president maybe had an affair with and the person was about to out you on it, aj Benza would go to that person and buy the story for the star or whatever it was. I've watched this on TV, so it's got to be true.

Speaker 3:

I want to, yeah, I'm interested, and then it's exclusive right.

Speaker 1:

She sold her story thinking it's going to go onto this, you know, whatever publication, and now she can't talk about it. Harvey Weinstein, I think, is actually the one who did it.

Speaker 3:

So do they have someone intercept the information? Like they're like, okay, go buy this story from her. They buy it and they're like, actually we're not putting it in a magazine, we're just pocketing it.

Speaker 2:

Wow how creative that's messed up it's very common actually, according to the television show that I watch. If you just Google AJ Benza. He does not look like a person that would ever do you wrong or lie to you or anything like that. I want to see a picture of him. You have to see he looks like he's wearing a leather jacket. He is a leather jacket.

Speaker 1:

Exactly, he looks like his hair is a leather jacket.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but check it out. I remember that's one of those names I remember, like the investigative reporting.

Speaker 3:

And I was just like that is that's why he knows, because he worked for those magazines that's right and he would probably get a you know, a fair chunk of money so then, and then the person telling the story is getting bought out, they're getting probably 30 grand or something for their story meanwhile um harvey weinstein's not being you know, so it's not a great deal if you want to work the circuit.

Speaker 1:

No well, it depends on who you're selling it to. Yeah, I guess, if you're going on oprah, you're probably gonna, you're probably gonna get, and then aj benza does what aj ava benzone does, which isn't about face a mineral, flips it around and back to minerals faced back to minerals yeah, that's good, babe, we're all in zinc.

Speaker 2:

But come on guys, all right. You know what? Am I the only one here who's also daydreaming outside?

Speaker 1:

Ava. Benzene, by the way, is not a mineral, it's the exact opposite of a mineral sunblock.

Speaker 3:

It is a superhero.

Speaker 1:

It's a superhero, ava Benzene. Yeah, that's like her alter ego. I thought it was Hitler's wife. Oh, ava Gardner, oh, ava Gardner, ava Gardner.

Speaker 3:

Is that her name? That's not, it is it, that's her name?

Speaker 2:

She was also a really famous actress that everybody loved, but she's a little bit of a Nazi.

Speaker 1:

She's married to Hitler, yeah but her work is fantastic, so I was wrong, eva Peron.

Speaker 2:

No, what are we even talking?

Speaker 1:

about.

Speaker 3:

You know what? Forget that lady.

Speaker 2:

Let's not even give it energy.

Speaker 3:

You know what?

Speaker 2:

Let's not talk about Hitler anymore. He's got a big enough head as it is. Let's just he sure does, okay.

Speaker 1:

So there is a difference between the mineral sunblocks and you want to go at least 30. Spf 30 is about the maximum, even though you may buy something that's got 100. You know spf 100, that just means you can spend more outside out, more time outside in the sun, not burning, right. But those are the b rays. The a rays are the ones that penetrate your skin, no matter how far away are you, you are from them, and then they age you in like 30 years. So you're sitting out in the sun thinking, oh, I have, you know, 100 minutes or whatever it is. You know that I can be. Meanwhile you're just letting the Aries just age you and age you and age you, oh no.

Speaker 1:

Aging Benzo.

Speaker 2:

AJ Benzo. Yeah, so then you're just not getting burned, but then later on in life you're getting burned because it ages you later on.

Speaker 3:

That reminds me of like the substance kind of I haven't seen that yet. I want to see it. Be careful, okay, you will never forget it. People have been warning me. Yeah, my friend, I told her to watch it because I thought it was like really poignant, and she's like I need therapy now, like I wish I hadn't seen it really, but also I'm glad I did so it's about real stuff.

Speaker 2:

Is that what's happening?

Speaker 3:

it makes you think about how you're spending your life and how you treat yourself.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

I don't want to think about that. I think life is what's more to life than just making to-do lists and checking them off.

Speaker 1:

That's what it feels like. That's it. Yeah, that is what it feels like.

Speaker 2:

Happiness is just accomplishing tasks. We were put here to do things.

Speaker 3:

Let me ask you guys something what do you feel is your purpose? Or do you feel that you have a purpose, or what gives you a feeling of purpose?

Speaker 1:

I feel like making things lighter. That's the first thing that comes to my mind.

Speaker 3:

Okay, so we all have the same purpose.

Speaker 2:

I feel like that when you said that I just pictured what makes me the happiest, or what makes me the happiest or what makes me like, feel like the lightest, like that. And that is, those moments.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

It's like OK, cool, that's like, that's my purpose. I think is like when I feel like the highest.

Speaker 1:

Because we probably were in family situations where we had to be the light in the mood a little bit. Yeah.

Speaker 3:

What was that? I was like in my mind, something dark was happening in front of me and I was just dancing.

Speaker 1:

She's doing jazz hands, if you're not watching I like to dance yeah I know we gotta. We're gonna have to bring next time you come. Let's figure out a way to bring out the you're gonna let me come again. Of course I'm gonna make you come again. Wait that sounded weird.

Speaker 2:

You only say fourth time's a requirement all right.

Speaker 1:

So even when people say I'm inside all day, the uv rays are getting through your window. Why? Just so you know that and usually with cars, unless they're treated. You told me that last time.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, so don't do that. No, you can repeat it, I just okay, it just hurts, all right it just hurts.

Speaker 1:

Um, let's see. So you're supposed to reapply it every couple hours, especially if if you're outside, you're sweating and stuff it's coming off Now do black people? Yes, I just skipped right over that one because I just assumed everybody knows that, because nobody cares about it. Well, I have melanin, I don't burn. Is the thing that?

Speaker 3:

people are saying but no, you're at risk for hyperpigmentation and also hypopigmentation, which is like it will take away the pigment in your skin oh like that, uh, vitiligo, it's different, but yeah, and then I had a friend and I read that it usually happens to olive scholar, olive colored skin people, but she's white, but I noticed it with some of my olive colored whatever skin skin friends, people I know, they have this uh, melasma. Yes, is that anything to do with?

Speaker 3:

the song are they black or are they white? What, uh? One black, one half persian, one white, one beer one again one beer.

Speaker 2:

Good, he wasn't that good.

Speaker 1:

I like.

Speaker 3:

Judge Not Thorough bad. What was the question? Fair enough, melanin, I'm mixed. I used to think. Growing up I was like my duty is to just get as dark as I can. You shouldn't do that. Well, I can't go back in time.

Speaker 1:

No, your skin is very light, but it your hand is almost the same as mine. I hate when people say that.

Speaker 3:

Really I'm sorry oh mine's much older than yours but I have a joke on my album is that it's like people are like dropped they're just oh, I'm, look at me, I'm darker than you are, like well, you know I'm black, so why don't we just drop it, mom?

Speaker 1:

well, I wasn't trying to say like that I'm dark, I just know I'm black, so why don't we just drop it, mom? Well, I wasn't trying to say like that I'm dark, I just know that I'm extremely.

Speaker 3:

I wish I could show you pictures of like how dark I get.

Speaker 1:

You can get really dark.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, yeah, very, very dark, and I liked to do that. But during times like this I'm inside a lot and I get so pale. But yeah, my skin could go really dark and I liked Also.

Speaker 1:

the darker you can get, the longer it takes for your body to produce vitamin D. So it is okay to have your skin in the sun, despite what I did for the last 30 some years of my life.

Speaker 1:

But I'm allowing myself, you know, like 30 seconds here 30 seconds there, you know, for the vitamin D, just for the just yeah, just yeah, and the exposure, and yeah, or sometimes I would take a walk. I'll let my arms stick out a little bit, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it takes Living on the edge. I know I'm pretty hardcore.

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

No, it's pretty cool. It takes very little time for someone who's pale to but because we're going to burn.

Speaker 3:

So your body makes the vitamin.

Speaker 1:

D quicker Interesting. All right, let's move on here. I don't like the texture. Who cares? That's right, all right. Exfoliant we mentioned this earlier. It's going to remove your dead skin, right. So it's unclogging your pores, because once you mix the oil with the dead skin, then you get a blackhead. Oh yeah, oil and dead skin mixed together. That's the. The darkness on your black head is just dirt with the oil.

Speaker 3:

Oh, that's pretty gross it is kind of gross. How come?

Speaker 1:

how come, like when I look at my chin, I go like this I see a bunch of it's because there's a lot of vellus hairs here, like baby hairs yeah a whole face, every pore is a hair follicle, but especially right here I think there's just naturally like a little mini beard that everybody gets there yeah, so those pores tend to fill up and you really can't you really can't ever get them cleaned up for more than like a second I had never, never, I never thought about that.

Speaker 2:

But yeah, they have the same thing too, but they're all like. I noticed them when there's like the hairs are super tiny growing out.

Speaker 1:

So they are all hair follicles, yeah, and it's part of your, like you know this hair.

Speaker 3:

I just thought they were blackheads and my mom used to have this thing that I started using too. That is like a blackhead remover. It it's like a blackhead remover. It's this like silver thing. Yeah, it's got like holes on either side of it, like a bigger side and a smaller side, and you go like that and rub it but it makes I feel like it irritates, like at first it makes it really smooth and nice, but then it irritates it later, like it makes it more susceptible to dirt or more pimples. Have you used one?

Speaker 1:

of those you would think that I have, but I don't. I don't use Comodone. I think Comodone extractors are a little harsh on your skin, like you said and a lot of people use them to push down and have the thing come up.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, it's a little hard on your skin, yeah.

Speaker 1:

And also you really kind of need fingers to sort of twist around it because your pore doesn't go straight up and down. Your pore could be like this and like go off to the right or left uterus, I was gonna say penis oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

The left and right, penis and uterus and yeah, yeah, but um or squiggle squiggle squiggle. I got a squiggle pour the special uh is dropping right now you guys, I can't make this stuff up that's the best one.

Speaker 1:

I can't I can't make this stuff up. That's the best one. I can't make this stuff up.

Speaker 2:

That's a good improv, by the way.

Speaker 1:

You can't make this stuff up, guys, yeah.

Speaker 3:

Okay, so Not under a court of law. It's illegal if you purge her.

Speaker 1:

Oh, that's right, Don't be purger, don't be purger.

Speaker 2:

Don't be purger. Okay, so Purging, I'm half purging. Yeah, there we go, oh there you go.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, don't be purging. Wow, okay, splurge and purge. So you got chemical exfoliants which are, like you know, beta hydroxy acids, alpha hydroxy acids, those kinds of things, and those help to take away the dead skin. It helps to loosen the glue that's holding your skin on. Then you've got physical exfoliants like scrubs. And you want to keep those scrubs pretty fine particles. You don't want the apricot scrubs with the chunky shells from an apricot.

Speaker 3:

Oh really, I use those.

Speaker 1:

I mean, maybe they process it enough. But honestly it can leave little tears in your skin if you're not careful.

Speaker 2:

I know your little skin is it okay to use those like? Just not on your face, because I never used to use them on my face. I think it's better on your body.

Speaker 1:

Yeah what about?

Speaker 3:

African net sponge. Have you heard of one of those? No, it's like this like netty it's like a net. It can be a little.

Speaker 1:

It sounds like, because the mesh would probably take the distance.

Speaker 2:

It sounds, nice, it sounds nice yeah, yeah. It sounds exotic and foreign. I love it yeah.

Speaker 1:

Your voice and you eat it and you eat it.

Speaker 2:

Use it at Nobu after you're eating.

Speaker 1:

After you eat, you bring it in.

Speaker 2:

You do like a little exfol exotic thing. That's what nobu is nobu's very fresh, exotic and then they're very they're known. After you eat your food, you go to the bathroom and it's fully is that what they call it?

Speaker 1:

what do your earrings say?

Speaker 3:

oh, I gotta read it. I think it's backwards.

Speaker 1:

You have it backwards. Yeah, oh, five minutes. Okay, it says fuck the patriarchy.

Speaker 2:

Oh, that's how like meta she is. She has them backwards.

Speaker 1:

I know I didn't even realize. So yeah, it's all good.

Speaker 3:

I think they were cool and I just noticed it.

Speaker 1:

And so I don't have that filter where it's like bring it up, go, go, go go. You might forget it. By the way, we do have. We have five more minutes, so we're gonna, and I don't want you to hold anything back, but I just want you to be aware of my okay, okay, um how often would you say that you would want to exfoliate? I usually say one to two times this. Uh, some people say two to three times a week.

Speaker 2:

I was all right. I thought you're gonna say that sorry how many?

Speaker 1:

times oh my god, you two. Yeah, all three of us ready.

Speaker 2:

One, two, three, two and a half times a week so two to three times a week, but you say like one to two I said two and a half, you said two and a half.

Speaker 1:

Okay, oh, that was good or one and a half would be that would be more accurate.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, but I went the other way, I said it's not accurate it all makes sense makes it a better joke, um, and it says, uh, oh.

Speaker 1:

And then the other thing you don't want to do is um, don't, if you're using strong acids on your face, don't use retinol on the same day or retin-a, um, because it's just too much, too stripping, and clients who don't tell me they use retinol, the you know the whole week before they come and they want to peel and they don't tell me. And then they're like, oh, my god, my skin. That's only happened to me once and it traumatized me. Um, so yeah, so don't do that. And then the last thing it says um, that I'm looking at that, I looked up in my notes treatment serum. Well, we kind of targeted that and I guess there's more specific treatment serum some for moisture, some for acne, some for maybe for scarring and dark spots.

Speaker 1:

You were saying like for hyperpigmentation and there's like sort of yeah, I guess it's more of a treatment. So when would you put that on? I would put that on before a moisturizer, and especially if you're getting rid of like a light spot I mean a dark spot you would want to do that at night and not put something that's acidy on your skin at night I mean in the morning and then go right out in the sun.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, that makes sense because the sun is like intensify yeah, the sun itself magnifies things um, uh.

Speaker 1:

So hyaluronic acid we talked about vitamin c is really good and it helps to fight free radicals, because the vitamin C we eat really doesn't get to your skin, maybe like a very small percentage. What were you going to say? Nothing, okay? Niacin helps to calm your skin.

Speaker 2:

She had a free radical riff oh damn it, I missed it.

Speaker 3:

It was. If I had, should we go back? No, no, okay.

Speaker 1:

I can pretend like we didn't say it, that's a good improv.

Speaker 2:

Should we go back?

Speaker 1:

No, I think that's pretty much it, so yeah, so just use those things. I don't think you could probably get down to what you said, though, like even just cleanser, something to hydrate your skin, and that would be your basic two.

Speaker 3:

Yeah, Mine's makeup remover. Maybe Sometimes I get those wipes, the makeup wipes. What do you think about those?

Speaker 1:

It just depends on what's in them. I mean if you're desperate, it's better than not taking your makeup off, but I would just use I just use a wet washcloth.

Speaker 3:

And usually they're really like cruddy ones from you know target or somewhere where they're kind of rough, yeah, and that is a little extra like exfoliant, yeah. So or I'll use moisturizer if I don't have that, or I'll just I'll just go straight to wash tone moisturizer so that's three.

Speaker 1:

It was like five.

Speaker 3:

Wait wash tone moisturizer washed and said the oh, I said I would use moisturizer in the beginning to take off the makeup or a makeup remover or a makeup wipe.

Speaker 1:

Oh, that's right. Okay, yes, you're double using the moisturizer. Yeah Well, do you feel like that answered your question?

Speaker 3:

I don't remember what my question was Perfect.

Speaker 1:

I think she said what are the skincare essentials that you would recommend if you don't do anything else. You would say cleanse and moisturize yes, well, as much as I would love to sit here and talk with you all day long, and we might have to adopt her as well.

Speaker 2:

I was going to say because we could definitely keep the conversation riffing, moving for sure, do you?

Speaker 1:

guys adopt. We're thinking about it.

Speaker 2:

We were gonna uh adopt uh rick, we have rick rosario, oh he's great if you could what, yeah, I actually legally have.

Speaker 3:

He has no idea. Oh, he's my adopted son, he said something about, but he goes.

Speaker 2:

I don't know who, but somebody adopted me, yeah yeah, that was me, he's gonna freak out um, yeah, so album I just want to say something about that.

Speaker 1:

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Speaker 3:

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Speaker 1:

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Speaker 1:

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Speaker 2:

Oh, thanks guys, yeah, and yeah, I was just talking to the producer, alex, before the show. I was like I've known you since I moved out here. It's been like a long time. And you don't even think about it when you like being around somebody. You're not like god. I've known them for so long. But you're just so funny and you've just gotten funnier and funnier. Check it out Mixed and Confused.

Speaker 1:

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Speaker 3:

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Speaker 1:

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Speaker 3:

I guess, before it's illegal.

Speaker 1:

All right, Well, thanks so much for being thanks for having me. Oh, so exciting and um, yeah, so we will see you. This will be out next week wednesday at 3 am.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, 3 am, let's all go to new york? What time?

Speaker 3:

is that in australia.

Speaker 1:

That's a very good question. All my fans are all down under there's a lot of people listen to this in germany, by the way, I don't talk to you a lot of people who listen to this in Germany.

Speaker 3:

By the way, I don't talk to you about it. A lot of my fans are German. Really, it's sprechen sie.

Speaker 2:

Deutsch. I believe it.

Speaker 1:

I'll believe it. Okay, that's a good improv by the way.

Speaker 2:

Thank you so much.

Speaker 1:

So, yeah, so we'll see you next week. See you Wednesday. Bye, I'll see you later?

Speaker 3:

I don't know you.

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