Sex, Drugs and Skincare
Comedian and esthetician, Nicky Davis, along with side kick/boyfriend/assistant Sandro Iocolano, interviews comedians, actors and other practitioners as we learn about the latest, as well as the oldest techniques for staying young. We get weird but educational.
Sex, Drugs and Skincare
The Surprising Connection Between Your Sex Life and Skin Health
Sexual activity might be the missing ingredient in your skincare routine. This eye-opening discussion with comedian Kelly Blackheart explores the scientific connection between sexual wellness and skin health—uncovering benefits that even the most expensive serums can't deliver.
Your skin reflects what's happening internally, and research shows that regular sexual activity significantly impacts how your skin looks and feels. From increasing circulation that delivers oxygen to skin cells, to releasing hormones that maintain elasticity and combat stress, the benefits are substantial. Studies suggest that sexually active individuals can appear up to seven years younger than their actual age.
We break down the science behind how sex hormones like estrogen boost collagen production and hydration, while oxytocin (the "love hormone") reduces muscle tension that contributes to wrinkles. That post-sex glow isn't just your imagination—it's measurable increased blood flow and reduced cortisol levels that directly combat skin inflammation and breakouts.
For those not currently partnered, there's good news: solo sexual activity provides similar benefits. The hormonal responses, stress reduction, and improved sleep quality that follow orgasm all contribute to overnight skin repair processes that help maintain a youthful appearance.
Kelly shares her candid perspective on relationships, casual sex, and how prioritizing personal pleasure affects overall wellbeing. Her humor brings lightness to the conversation while highlighting important connections between sexual health, stress management, and physical appearance.
Ready to revitalize your skin through sexual wellness? Listen now to discover how mindful pleasure might be the most enjoyable addition to your skincare routine. Follow Kelly Blackheart on social media and check out her podcast "Locked and Probably Loaded" with DJ Qualls for more of her hilarious insights.
You are listening to, watching, hearing, smelling, tasting and feeling sex, drugs and skincare. Like and subscribe. Hey, welcome back to sex, drugs and skincare. I am the host, One of the two hosts. That's good, that's nice, I like how confident you are.
Speaker 2:I'm the host.
Speaker 1:I've never said it like that before, though that's good. That's good. A stand-up esthetician Is that right? No, yeah, a stand-up esthetician, that's right.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:God, A stand-up esthetician licensed comedian.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm, you know what they say. You're supposed to stumble over your own joke every time. You say it Every time, and that's when everything is just whatever. Who cares?
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's my favorite album.
Speaker 2:Yeah, whatever, who cares?
Speaker 1:No hysteria.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, with me. As usual, is my boyfriend co-host not in this order.
Speaker 2:Sherpa set decorator I was your set decorator. I was your set decorator first. Yeah, and that's where we met. I was, I was decorating sets, and then that's where we met and we like fell. And then we came to sherpa we fell, we fell when I didn't love, we just fell you just fell, we both just fell over. He caught me um, and then uh, then we, then we started dating. After, uh, you realized I could decorate your sets and drive me around.
Speaker 1:I could drive you around, yeah I don't feel old at all when my boyfriend's, like you, want me to take you to work I, I have.
Speaker 2:I like driving the car, I like being the driver in life, the passenger. Being a passenger. Life makes me nauseous, um, but uh, yeah, so I like driving you around, so it feels like you know, so I'm not gonna get hurt. Well, maybe I don't know if that, but also like I gotta take care of it. I'll just take you, you know, and it's you own the car, so you have equity.
Speaker 1:But I drive you around. He loves to take care of old ladies, I swear. And then it's getting more and more offensive. It's a kink.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it is a kink, Speaking of which I have to fix. I have to after this, I have to go to your apartment manager's place and fix her printer.
Speaker 1:true, though right are you?
Speaker 3:going over there I do have to do it. Jesus, are you gonna decorate her set?
Speaker 2:no, no no, no, she wishes she does. She keeps the heat on too much with him well, I do favors for it. I know it's all about, whatever she likes your look too well, yeah, because I'm like 50 years younger than she is.
Speaker 1:Excuse me, um well, uh, let's just keep it rolling.
Speaker 2:Okay yeah, by the way, that cough.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was smooth as pie. I almost said I was going to say you did it better in rehearsal.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but yeah, I'm ready to keep it rolling.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:We have a repeat guest who's very, very funny and she kept turning us down.
Speaker 1:And finally she said yes, no.
Speaker 2:I'm excited to bring her up. So do you want to talk about what the show's about today and then bring the guest out?
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, that's a good call, all right. So today the topic is we're going to break down the science of how sex, or lack of it, will affect your skin.
Speaker 2:Interesting.
Speaker 1:And that's the topic. Okay.
Speaker 2:Sex and lack of it will affect your skin interesting and that's the topic. Okay, okay, sex in the skin. Sex in the skin, yeah not masturbation in the skin. Well, maybe, okay, good, yeah, because that was a very, I think, with masturbation. Was that a? Was that a children's book? I think it was a movie. Was a movie, right? Yeah, no, you're thinking of a river runs through it, which is about I mean, that's just the whole perverse thing.
Speaker 1:Oh, my god, it's about water sports, but go ahead marco um so um polo oh my god, all right, I'm sorry all right, uh, this guest is, uh, she's like sondra was saying she's been here before, she has a podcast. It's very, she's so funny and she has a very funny podcast with um DJ qualls, which I'm sure you know who that is. Uh, it's called locked and probably loaded and we're going to bring you over here before I start clapping. So, uh, come on out. Kelly Blackheart. Yay, thanks so much for coming, thanks for having me again.
Speaker 3:I had so much fun last time so I was stoked when you asked me to come back.
Speaker 1:Oh, I was like, yeah, it was an easy choice to give you a ringy ding. Thanks, yeah, how you been doing.
Speaker 3:Great. I just got back from Europe. I was in Sweden and Norway. One of my best guy friends. He does an international trip every year for his birthday and so every year he's been like hey, do you want to come with me on this one? I'm like I can't afford it. We're going to entertainment, I can't afford it. Uh, and this year he's like, well, what if I got your flights? And I was like maybe, but like I have a dog and that's $700. And then like food and all that stuff. And so I was talking to DJ about it on the way to shoot our podcast one day and he's like I'll just pay for the rest. And I was like am I getting a trip paid for by two guys that I don't have sex with this?
Speaker 2:is literally the pinnacle of my fucking life. That's amazing.
Speaker 3:So yeah, I got bankrolled by my sugar daddies.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 3:Did you have a great time? Yeah, and what's great, like so Teddy Swims, the singer he was. I was like happened to be looking up concerts that were happening out there. I'm like maybe there'll be something there. And he was doing a show in Stockholm when we were there and I knew that DJ had like met him before he had his phone number and so I jokingly was like, hey, you want to ask, teddy, if we can get tickets to the concert.
Speaker 2:He's like OK, I'll one in Oslo and I'm like yeah, it was very, very cool they were.
Speaker 3:They were. I got three tattoos. You know I got um if you're listening and not watching.
Speaker 1:We're going to describe what she's got.
Speaker 3:The first one I have to explain before I show you, because we were at one of the museums in Stockholm and I saw this picture of this guy that he was wearing, like these little, he had the skinniest legs, little white tights and then just the biggest jacket I've ever seen in my life and I laughed really hard. I bought a mint case at the gift shop it made me laugh so hard and I had a tattoo appointment. Like an hour later I went back to the hotel room on procreate. I did an outline of this guy's body and I was like I need to get that oh my god so it's gustav vasta which was one of their kings.
Speaker 2:I love it. Oh my god, it's awesome, it's.
Speaker 1:Gustav Vasta, which was one of the kings. I love it. Oh my God, that's awesome. It's almost like a line drawing. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 3:And then underneath it it's in Swedish it's someone who isn't me, which is what swim stands for.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 3:And then this one I got in Norway and it's in Norwegian. It says a traditional Norwegian saying that's what it's meant, perfect.
Speaker 1:Are you Norwegian?
Speaker 3:No, perfect, are you norwegian? No, okay, even better. Yeah, I'm a european mutt on my mom's side of the family.
Speaker 2:My dad's side's fully polish, but okay, yeah, but I don't know, that's not a good name for a comedy special fully polish yeah, so that's pretty cool trip you got when you go there and you're like. You get inspired to, like, want to remember it and keep it on your body for, like, your entire life. That's pretty good.
Speaker 3:I get a tattoo everywhere I travel for the most part because I treat my body like a human scrapbook and and I don't take anything very seriously Like I have another tattoo that says really meaningful song lyrics, because I am worried about getting anything permanently on my body because I'm like if I get a song lyric of this artist or whatever, and then they're a fucking rapist I was just like I don't want that, so now this could be any song lyric ever this is not a serial pedophiles song list, right, yeah, exactly I actually like I very briefly looked up gustav vasa and I was like, was he like the worst, or?
Speaker 3:and I looked at her and I was like, eh, he was fine.
Speaker 2:He wasn't.
Speaker 3:Yeah, as long as he wasn't the worst you're like, yeah, but I love the outline, alright cool. I didn't need much justification, I was like it makes me laugh.
Speaker 1:So that's all you need. Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to Cosby still makes me laugh, I'm sorry. I don't know why, I know that, but, oh my God, that would be amazing.
Speaker 2:Speaking of Cosby, today's episode is about sex.
Speaker 1:It is actually? Do you notice that after you have and this is very personal but do you notice that after a good night of sex, that you look a little more glowy or dewy? I don't have sex anymore. Okay, perfect.
Speaker 3:I haven't had sex since 2019 because it's never good, it's never good and I find men to be very annoying now.
Speaker 3:And it used to be that I thought that I wanted to be in a relationship or I was open to it, and now I'm like every single relationship I've been in my life has gotten inextricably worse. I'm just like I'm not, I'm not having fun. I become like a more insecure person because I'm not get. I'm like just with these people that are emotionally unavailable, and I used to be a very big casual sex person. Um, and then I realized I'm not doing this for me, like.
Speaker 3:I, I convinced myself, I'm like oh yeah, I like this but I'm like it was never good for me, like I convinced myself. I'm like, oh yeah, I like this, but I'm like it was never good for me and I'm like, if I have to shave my legs one more time to not come, we're going to have problems, so, so yeah, I just gave it up.
Speaker 1:I don't think girls can have casual sex, Honestly.
Speaker 3:I thought you were going to say orgasms. I'm like that's what they all think and that's why they don't try.
Speaker 1:That's what I thought, just kidding. What's his show about Joking.
Speaker 2:I don't believe in women orgasm. I don't think it exists.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you think it's fake Like the moon landing. I do think Neil Armstrong definitely had sex with a woman, I was going to say he had an orgasm on the moon.
Speaker 3:Well, that's why I've always had such an issue with porn, because I'm like why are they making those noises?
Speaker 2:I know that it's not that enjoyable. I've had really really good massages in my life and the most I've eked out it's like maybe I was gonna say, maybe they actually just use the audio from somebody getting a massage and they dump it over on the deep tissue. Oh my god, it's never reflective of it.
Speaker 1:It's always like the guy goes down on her and 10 seconds later she's like no it takes 45 minutes. I know.
Speaker 3:And then if I think of something, else I'm like start over from the top.
Speaker 2:Everybody back to one.
Speaker 1:That is amazing. It's so true I want that to be the name I got him. Comedy special now Everybody back to one. That's hilarious, all right, so let's talk a little bit about sex today. So obviously, sex is going to do things like it's going to boost your circulation, so that's going to oxygenate your skin, oxygenate your skin oxygenate. I'm sorry, it was hard to say that.
Speaker 2:It is hard Oxygenate.
Speaker 1:Oxygenate.
Speaker 2:Oxygenate. Yeah, I knew it. I can't Nate, remember Nate.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oxygenate, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1:Oxygenate. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:This was. That was from Healthline. Okay, ooh, yeah. So I'm citing sources. Now Shout out to Healthline. Thank you for sponsoring the episode.
Speaker 1:So during, during sex, your heart rate is going to, your heart rate is going to increase. So obviously it's going to deliver more oxygen to your cells and I think we already kind of said that it's comparable to like probably working out.
Speaker 3:Something I also quit in 2019. I found I was not having fun and I was not coming.
Speaker 1:And you were shaking your legs for no reason.
Speaker 3:I don't do anything if I'm not coming anymore. I like that you have to say I don't do anything if I'm not coming anymore.
Speaker 2:I like that you have to say if you're not coming, you're going and you want to stay Fuck.
Speaker 1:Well, now she's going. Hey, Confucius.
Speaker 2:You know, it's Confucius. Absolutely, I don't know what I just said.
Speaker 1:All right. It also stress reduction. Obviously, when you are having sex and maybe you're coming um, you're gonna have yeah, less breakouts because of the stress. I can't talk today, that this is the earliest stress, stress reduction, stress say it stress it's too easy to say you're gonna, you're gonna. I'm gonna say that now stress, okay, hold on, hold on Stress reduction Nice, okay, that's really good. Okay, good, thank you.
Speaker 2:We'll just use that in post, okay.
Speaker 1:Thanks. That was a study published in PubMed that found that stress directly affected the skin conditions like acne and eczema too. Because eczema, do you have any eczema or anything like that?
Speaker 3:I don't have any like bumps. I don't have any rashes or like cause. I initially thought it was bites or anything Like I was like does my dog have fleas? What's going on? And it doesn't. It's not every day, it's not consistent and it'll sometimes be my legs, sometimes it's my back, my arms my scalp, whatever I don't, I never, you never see it, I never have any like raised bumps or anything like that.
Speaker 1:It's just.
Speaker 3:I don't know if it's psychosomatic or what but I don't enjoy it. It's probably like histamines in your body.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it could be liver disease or that that's. That's what my Google search found so I'm so glad you guys tuned in today Cause because this is the last time we're probably going to see Kelly for a while.
Speaker 3:God willing.
Speaker 2:She kept itching, she just kept itching herself to death.
Speaker 3:It was weird Okay.
Speaker 1:So orgasms and intimacy reduce cortisol. Do you know about cortisol? I do. We've been talking a lot. That seems to be a big buzzword lately.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think I've been binging on cortisol.
Speaker 1:I think you have been on a big cortisol binge.
Speaker 2:I've on cortisol. I think. I think you have been on a big cortisol binge, cortisol binge lately, I don't know.
Speaker 1:But, um, okay, so orgasms and it's a stress hormone basically, and uh, it can trigger your breakouts and inflammation, um, it also can make you fatter and it weakens the skin barrier, um, and it's going to lead to dry, dryness and irritation. So I'm wondering, maybe, if you're having like, are you having excessive stress in your life right now?
Speaker 3:um, I wouldn't say that the world is stressful at all right now.
Speaker 2:What do you mean?
Speaker 3:Everything's so carefree and totally fine. No, I think, cortisol has been an issue. High cortisol has been an issue of mine for years, so yeah, Okay, I do like the caffeine a lot the coffee yeah all day long.
Speaker 2:Well, it's a very, very diluted amount of cold brew coffee. So I'm very health conscious but it is, it is throughout the entire day that I'm just like micro sipping this stuff, which is, you know, causing the anxiety to go up a bit and the cortisol to flare yeah.
Speaker 1:So yeah, well, we'll. We'll tone it down a little bit, we'll figure it out, okay I'm just gonna switch out your brown water for another brown water well, but but what if I just orgasm?
Speaker 2:right?
Speaker 3:after I drink the coffee, then I'm like whoa, and now we're doing science.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I like that yeah, oh, a cup of coffee, a cup off me, see, and then that's a good motto we could do how are you this good this early in the day?
Speaker 1:I had weed in between no, that's true, I know, and I did not uh see, I, I quit weed for seven months.
Speaker 3:I just like around my birthday. I just didn't have any like. I didn't have money to responsibly buy more weed especially for my tolerance responsibly part. Well, it's just like oh because?
Speaker 3:it's just because my tolerance was so high that it was to the point where every time I got weed it was $200 or like $150 worth, and I was like I'm just not gonna buy any more weed until I get to the point that I, like, absolutely have a craving that I can't satisfy. And I lasted seven months. And then, a few weeks ago, I was like everything was really shitty and I got bad news and I was like I'm going to get weed and I started smoking again for like a week and I realized that my body actually hurts way more when I'm smoking weed.
Speaker 3:Um, I have, like I have a ton of inflammation, I've got bad joint.
Speaker 2:I have.
Speaker 3:Ehlers-Danlos syndrome. What is that? Um, it's I actually don't know how to even explain it. I think it's like a. It's basically where your, your joint, you're hyperflexible, you, your joints are really bad. Um, like they do these little tests, like if you can do this with your, your thumb, and I can like bend everything, like it's, it's nuts, so like I have chronic pain, but I've been feeling a lot better recently and I didn't ever pair the two together, and so when I started smoking again, I was like, oh no, my knees hurt again.
Speaker 2:Like this is not good. I was like.
Speaker 3:I love weed. Why are you doing this to me?
Speaker 2:Did it just like, like amplifies, like the pain that's there?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think cause, like so many people use weed as a painkiller. Um, for, for me, when I smoke, I can feel like every single nerve ending. Yeah, and.
Speaker 1:I think it makes sex better sometimes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's why it's serviceable.
Speaker 1:I was about to say good, I'm not going to lie to these people.
Speaker 2:She almost said good, I know if I was fine if I have a headache like, like or whatever anything it definitely I'll feel the throbbing.
Speaker 1:Yes, for sure. I'm like when I'm high.
Speaker 2:So I Do you notice, like just like when you got high you were like you felt the high and then you started to feel like, yeah, and just like walking my dog.
Speaker 3:I've always had kind of knee problems, but over the last probably about a year, my knees have gotten better and better and better and so I don't have any pain when I'm walking and all that stuff. And then now all of a sudden I'm walking my dog and I'm like, oh, the fucking knee pain's back. And the only thing that changed is I started smoking weed again and I was like, why would?
Speaker 1:you do this? Have you tried eating it to see if it's any different?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't mind edibles, but there's something about smoking that's just so enjoyable and like also being able to temper the high and like and being like. Oh, I'll take a couple of puffs puffs here before I eat something, and then you can get a little bit more high, whereas edibles it's like just jump in.
Speaker 1:I mean I definitely brought edibles to.
Speaker 3:Europe and I.
Speaker 1:I got pretty high there, but Did they sell a lot of edibles? No, I brought them.
Speaker 3:I bring drugs everywhere I travel.
Speaker 1:We do too. We sneak it into different situations the thing is that it's food they can't tell you any differently. You know and we brought in a brownie. That was before they started regulating like how much, how many, how much tc they were putting in it.
Speaker 2:And there was what like how many this one was like it was a thousand milligram brownie and I remember like I put it in like the fridge and like the guy that came in. We got there early so the guy was cleaning and I put stuff in the fridge and he thought it was the other people's stuff and so he threw it away.
Speaker 3:Oh my god, a thousand milligrams. Yeah, we were worried about him.
Speaker 2:I thought, I was like, oh my god, this guy eats it. This he's gonna make. What did you do? It's like I don't know. I ate this stuff from this people's place and then the cops will show up and these corrupt italian idiots show up.
Speaker 3:Are you naked?
Speaker 2:he's holding a duster but he like threw away. He ended up throwing it away where he wasn't supposed to and so I'm like oh my god, that's it. So I found the ziploc that was open and I just like all right, so I just took it. Nothing, if it was a regular brownie it would have just left it there didn't somebody yell at you afterwards for putting the trash there? Yeah, this lady was like you can't leave it there. I'm like oh no, we didn't, but I didn't in italian in italian.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but she was filipino oh, she was, yeah, italy's just fascinating anywhere. That's just not the us.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's true all right, so, um, so, what was I going to go to now? Estrogen and collagen boost skin hydration and elasticity, and oxytocin, which we know is the love hormone, which is probably a reason why most girls can't have casual sexual relationships, because we get attached. I don't know about you, but it doesn't take much for me.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I prefer oxycodone.
Speaker 1:See, that's nice. I get attached to that very quickly. Makes me sleep, that's good, um, but that oxytocin reduces muscle tension, so does oxycona, and uh prevents stress-related wrinkles. Um, and testosterone and oil regulation, uh, or, let's see sex, but oh, this okay, so that's we're talking about. So the sex is going to increase your testosterone, okay, okay, um, and it's going to which is, in turn, going to regulate the oil in your face.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay. So that's at the end and it'll basically like that's why, like, if you're like working out or feeling blushed or flushed or whatever, like it just kind of makes your face like red, yeah, and they always make fun of like the kid who's always got like a ton of acne and knowing that, like he's a virgin, it's going to like clear it up and now that kind of makes sense. Oh my god, yeah interesting because he hasn't been doing that. Yeah, I had a bunch of back acne you did as a kid.
Speaker 3:You guys got to take this show to middle school.
Speaker 1:Let's be like you guys need to start fucking. Yeah. Yeah, that's your problem. They're like me, you're trying that what do you think? Yeah, so okay. So the parents saw.
Speaker 2:and then we have to talk to their parents. The parents are cock blocking their kids From having clear skin.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so apparently, according to WebMD, the states that reduce cortisol levels I don't like the way they worded this reduce cortisol levels post-orgasm contribute to acne reduction. So you could just say that post-orgasm you're gonna have reduced cortisol.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't like post-orgasm. Post Malone was my favorite Post-org. Yeah, I don't like post-orgasm. Post Malone was my favorite Post-orgasm was I don't know. He came and went. Nice babe.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so you're going to have less stress. You're going to have fewer breakouts. Sex-induced sweating might help clear your pores. You're a big sweater babe. Yeah, I am, yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm still poor.
Speaker 1:I mean yeah, you're a big sweater babe, yeah, I am. Yeah, yeah, I'm still poor. I mean, yeah, so always close, it says, but always cleanse post-sex well, maybe whatever.
Speaker 2:Like nothing's less sexual than the word cleanse, like he's cleansed. Or post-sex yeah, post-sex, just yeah. I don't know what the hell that means just throw me a paper plate, and what?
Speaker 1:are you doing with a paper plate?
Speaker 3:Just fanning yourself, just drying out the sweat.
Speaker 1:He always makes a joke. It's like you know, because there's just you know, there's remnants left over you know, and he's like can I get you like a? You know?
Speaker 2:Oh, sometimes I'll be like to clean up with A roll of aluminum foil.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I was like roll of aluminum foil Sex leftovers.
Speaker 2:Yes, yeah, sex leftovers.
Speaker 1:I like the remnants Like it's carpet, like that movie with DiCaprio in it, the remnant, yeah, the remnant, the remnant. I didn't even see it. I don't like him. Okay, sorry if you're out there, I like you a lot, it's okay, we don't need to like him, thank you I think he's going to be coming down. Um telegraph discovered that dr david's okay, so I don't need to like keep going through all of these. Um dr david is.
Speaker 2:We've heard dr david all fucking morning long.
Speaker 1:I'm just tired of his shit well, apparently he found in a sex study that regular sex activity can make you look up to seven years younger right due to the increased uh circulation and the collagen production are these like studies that like they've like taken people and they're like to have sex regularly? Then you come back and they look at their face and they probably have you fill out like a survey or something afterwards, like the kinsey reports.
Speaker 3:Okay, you know he's probably one of the doctors from porn where it's like hey you know, you could look seven years younger if you have sex and it turns out I am a sex doctor.
Speaker 1:He just happens to have like a stethoscope on a porn set. Yeah, exactly, he's like nurse. Come in here, okay. So let's talk about psychiatry, something called Frontiers in Psychiatry, discuss how hormonal changes impact your mental and physical well-being. And without sex, you're going to experience dullness and increased stress, apparently, oh, okay.
Speaker 3:Disagree, stress way down.
Speaker 1:yeah, we don't have to agree on any of these points, by the way um. So yeah, you're gonna, but you are gonna get um, it says. While by factors like diet and sleep also play a role, a drop in oxytocin and estrogen can contribute to that?
Speaker 2:what about that seinfeld episode where george stopped having sex and he got smarter? Did he get smarter when he stopped having sex oh interesting, but if I used. But this thing says if you stop having sex, you get dull.
Speaker 3:I don't recall the episode. Was that a choice that he made?
Speaker 2:It was a choice he made because his girlfriend at the time had mono and she couldn't have sex. So he decided and all of a sudden he started learning. He realized that he learned that he knew how to speak Portuguese.
Speaker 3:For real. Yeah, I don't remember this. Yeah, it was a great episode. I would guess if that was a real thing it would just be like constantly thinking about sex makes your brain kind of dumb. It's like, oh, sex, sex. But when you when you take it out of the equation. You can like actually think about other things that makes sense.
Speaker 2:To me, that makes way more sense. Yes, the, the um, the effort, or, like the, the work, to go into something that you're thinking about doing constantly. So that would make sense that if you're having it, if it's something you want to do, that will actually reduce your stress.
Speaker 1:I don't think that's what she's saying, though I think she's saying if you think about it too much, it makes you stupid.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think it turns into caveman brain.
Speaker 2:Yeah yeah, is that what you were saying too? Yeah, but I'm saying like, if that's all you're doing is thinking about, then absolutely yeah, but if you're having sex, that is like okay, that's like where it's, like it could release, like the tension or whatever right but, yeah, that makes sense that, yeah, you would definitely be dull if that's all you're thinking about, is that I just want commies yeah, tesla, commies.
Speaker 1:It's amazing, you better drive a tesla, all right, so this is a question you asked me on the way here. Um, what about? What's your problem? One of many um problems in that question. But uh, what about solo play? Yes, what about uh taking care of yourself taking care of yourself.
Speaker 2:Does that count as yourself? Does that count as sex?
Speaker 1:Yeah, Well, it counts as the orgasms and you're going to benefit it even without a partner. So, kelly, I'm thinking, benefit without a partner. If you're not going to do it with a partner, you could still.
Speaker 3:Sometimes I'm too lazy to even do that. I probably masturbate twice a month.
Speaker 1:Twice a month.
Speaker 2:That's pretty good though yeah, that's on average.
Speaker 3:I think it's good, but I have 100% success rate.
Speaker 1:Take that, men. We got so many good clips in this episode, yeah. So Healthline also says that self-pleasure can give you the same oxytocin boosting and stress reducing efforts as partnered sex.
Speaker 2:Partnered sex. Partnered sex Wow, you get in an LLC with somebody.
Speaker 1:I was thinking more like square dancing, but yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Take your partner round and round. That's if you're swingers. That's also part of swing dancing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, I know, no, no swing.
Speaker 2:No, I know. No, no, I'm wrong. No, I know, but I'm wrong, no, I know but I'm wrong.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, I feel like I'm talking so fast. When you're here, I talk really fast because you are so quick. You're so fast. Yeah, you're so quick. It's probably the.
Speaker 3:ADHD.
Speaker 1:Oh well, that's a good thing, it works for you.
Speaker 3:I picked up my nephews from school yesterday and I listened to podcasts on like 1.8 times speed, and so every time I pick them up from school.
Speaker 2:I listen to trivia for kids with them because I want them to be smart.
Speaker 3:And my nephew was going she talks so fast and I'm like, oh God, I forgot we were on 1.8. So I turned it on one and I was like, oh my God, I'm going to fall asleep. Like this is so like even listening to my own podcast at one time speed. I'm like are we high Like?
Speaker 1:why are we talking so slowly, even when you listen to yourself later?
Speaker 3:Yeah, so I listen to everything on close to double speed, just because if things are moving too slowly along, my brain will just trail off, You'll have time to go.
Speaker 2:Oh interesting.
Speaker 3:Okay, so I have to keep it like actively engaged the entire time.
Speaker 2:I like that. Yeah, it's like maximizing your time, like. That's like efficient, like manipulating. It's like no, give it to me faster.
Speaker 3:yeah, that's pretty cool, I'm really hoping we don't get to the point that you can watch tv shows on 2x, because I will do it and I know that I'll be worse for it. You know, it's like I don't think it's a good thing that I'm constantly doing all of this stuff but it's the only way I can stay engaged but you're not.
Speaker 1:You're gonna skip all the emotions that they're trying to like bleed you out.
Speaker 3:You do see a lot of people online going like what do we need this scene for? I'm like it's like the entire point all right.
Speaker 1:So solo play can can provide similar hormonal benefits reduce cortisol right, we just talked about that increased blood flow. Relaxation a relaxation, um, and it also helps your sleep post-orgasm. I think it helps, even with not post-orgasm, just helps your sleep.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:But yeah, but it contributes to overnight skin repair because your cells are going to turn over a lot faster.
Speaker 2:Skin cell turnover. Skin cell turnover. What about it? No, I'm just Okay. Are you killing time before I?
Speaker 1:get to the next topic.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I've seen you already said that Oops, oops, look at my nose that Oops, oops.
Speaker 1:Look at my nose, it says oops, I was using a voice to text. Oh God, we're already at the end here. Okay, cool, so as far as sex goes, do you have anything else you want to talk about?
Speaker 3:Oh, my God, we went through it. I mean, it probably didn't help that I was like fuck sex.
Speaker 1:No, not at all.
Speaker 2:It's a thing we don't want to seem biased here. We have to present both sides of the argument.
Speaker 3:So it makes sense. Yeah, we get a lot of hate comments for this.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, If we get any comments, we're so thrilled. Please say things that will hate us.
Speaker 3:I currently have a comment that I made on somebody else's tiktok that has gone viral and I'm like make it stop because every time I look at tiktok it's like 99 plus notifications. I'm like maybe one of my videos is doing well, they're like no, that comment that you made.
Speaker 1:I'm excited that happens to me.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it has like 150 000 likes. I'm like why can't you turn off the fucking notifications?
Speaker 2:oh, you can't turn off on a comment.
Speaker 3:No what was the comment. It was a clip of this young guy, dean, who does a lot of like political commentary, and so he got a call in from this guy who was a veteran, who was like a former Trump supporter, and he's like here's where I you know, I actually have now changed my mind, but in the beginning Dean's got headphones on, he's got the microphone and he's like so did you vote for Trump? And the guy's like I did, and he goes awesome, awesome, awesome, why'd you do that? And so it was just like he's like typing notes and I was like he looks like he's doing customer service for America. Like it wasn't even a good comment, it wasn't even in my top 10, you got some new followers from your comment.
Speaker 1:No, yeah, like five. Yeah, five, that's fine. Hey again, five new followers.
Speaker 2:It's like I get so excited I got five new followers last week and I was just like I can't believe anybody ever stops to listen to anything I have to say. Even now I'm like what are you guys getting paid?
Speaker 2:I know, I courtlandy episode where pat noswell plays a guy that's like a top commenter, yes, where he's like, oh my god, did you write that comment. He's like, yeah, that was me, it was like. It was like, when he said that, I was like, yeah, that's sort of like people out there like dude, were you the comment?
Speaker 1:oh my god, that's so awesome he's just like sitting in a room by himself.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's like are you gonna go to comment fun yeah, probably signing autographs yeah, I mean they should.
Speaker 3:They should start monetizing, like that's the thing. It's like social media is propped up by people who are good in the comments, like there are some videos where I'm like ah, that was fine, but you open the comments and the comments are so hilarious and you're just watching like let's let's start rewarding the comment section well, they say, in order to get engage, more engagement, you're supposed to engage with things that are like your thing.
Speaker 1:I mean, I'm telling you, but you know way more about all of this than I do.
Speaker 3:honestly, yeah, I mean I definitely do try to engage as much as possible. It's like it's one of those things where I know there are so many people who treat their likes like they're fucking dollar bills and they're like, oh, this person has to earn my like, whereas I'm very liberal with it.
Speaker 3:I'm like, if this, if this is a friend of mine, or if this is a topic that I like, it's like, I'm just gonna like it. I'm encouraging. Yeah, you know that that type of stuff on my algorithm, yeah, it's positive. Yeah, at this point, my algorithm knows me better than anybody, like when, when people I know send me videos, I'm like what are you doing? You? Do not know me better than my algorithm, if I like the video you sent me.
Speaker 3:I've already seen it, and if you're sending it to me because you like it, go fuck yourself. You didn't think about me at all in this transaction.
Speaker 1:I get so pissed when people send me videos.
Speaker 3:It's so passive, aggressive, yeah, it's like people send me videos and it's like it's one thing if you send me like an explanation, explanation like oh, I'm sending you this because blah, blah, blah, whatever. But if you send me a video that I can't immediately recognize, that is tailored for me in some way shape or form, I'm like what? So I don't even watch videos when people send them to me anymore so people have lost the privilege.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're just like you. You don't even know me at all.
Speaker 3:Like you have, like the thing you were like I'm so entirely on the internet way too much, that I'm like do you think I have time for a second algorithm?
Speaker 2:oh, my god, from your dm no, yeah, I'm already busy with mine. So is that how it's working If you open up DMs and you click on the? I mean, I know I was.
Speaker 1:I didn't even know they were connected.
Speaker 3:Well, I'm saying I don't know, I don't know that that affects my algorithm, but I'm just like, if you like it, just repost it into your feed then I'll see it but. I don't know why we're now like I. I used to respond when people would send me things I'd either like, like the don't respond, and I'm like. So now you've sent me 45 videos in a row that I have not responded to once.
Speaker 2:I'm just wondering what the end game is here that I don't understand when people do that because it's like they mean well, and then after a while it's like oh no, this is too much, this is like psycho.
Speaker 1:Are you a little bit talking about me?
Speaker 2:though Not at all.
Speaker 1:No, it's different literally probably 45 videos that I've sent you yeah, but I go back and I watch them and I know that you don't like you know, I know I feel bad because I just I think of him and I'm like oh, this, I think he would like this.
Speaker 2:I do the same thing with you. I'm talking about people that like will like follow you because they like you, or whatever and then they just start sending stuff and it's like well, you don't even know them.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like I get a lot of those. Yeah, like the first five.
Speaker 2:I'm like okay, or ha ha, ha, you know, and then yeah you can't keep up with it.
Speaker 3:I get sent like 40 or 50 videos a week and and half of them are from people I've never met or even had a single conversation with in the dms. I'm like what are we doing here?
Speaker 1:you've you have a lot of people that like talk to you like too much too much.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like I mean I think you've posted some stuff.
Speaker 1:It's like pretty crazy. Some of the guys have said some things to you, yeah that's it that never happens to me ever.
Speaker 3:You got to be a little bit sluttier online I know, I guess, so I just showed just the top of the nip and then they, they really that's what that means top of the nip to you.
Speaker 2:That's what I mean.
Speaker 1:I knew it top of the nip.
Speaker 3:That sounds wrong actually yeah I don't want to say that again.
Speaker 1:All right, I'm getting that tattooed on me. Yes, top of the nip. Yes, put it.
Speaker 3:I don't want to say that again. All right, I'm getting that tattooed on me top of the nip. Yes, put it.
Speaker 2:I don't know, like going to ireland top of the nip to yeah old gaelic you mentioned it earlier.
Speaker 3:I do have a tattoo from there and it's really quando aroma, which means when in rome.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, okay, that's right, I was gonna say what smells.
Speaker 2:Oh you said aroma, oh yeah, aroma, yeah, no I get it now.
Speaker 3:I've got quando, when you're in r?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah yeah, quando in Roma Aroma? Yeah, no, I get it now, I've got quando.
Speaker 1:When you're in Rome. Okay, there's a saying Thank you. What?
Speaker 2:When in Rome there's a saying when in Rome. Do you know that?
Speaker 1:saying yeah, you ever heard of that? Yeah, have we met At the Eiffel? This joke didn't work. It probably didn't help that I, I, I helped. I probably should have stayed out of it. You guys, I'm going to go to the bathroom. You guys could keep. Can you keep this going for like another 10? Are you really going to the bathroom? No, no, no, thought she was going for cummies.
Speaker 3:I know my skin. This podcast is stressing me out.
Speaker 1:I'm like a little pe it um. All right. So what did we learn today? I'm doing like recaps now in my my podcast. So we learned today that sex has scientifically proven that your skin, uh, will benefit from it. You're going to get better circulation okay, lower stress I'm saying this so slow and increase collagen you're aware of your voice now, so that's I am well, I think I'd talk really fast, not enough, probably fast enough for you.
Speaker 3:But yeah, I'm I'll put it on. I'm fine in like a human to human interaction, but when it's a video and and it's like I have my tv, my big screen, on so I can watch my little screen with something in the background, it's just like my brain needs 8 000 things happening at once and if somebody isn't getting to the point fast enough, then I'm like, oh, I'm gone.
Speaker 1:I picture you like at home with like all the screens on Evil scientist.
Speaker 3:I'm going full Wally soon.
Speaker 1:Getting everything delivered.
Speaker 3:I don't even want to have to think 10 years from now. I want somebody else to do it for me.
Speaker 1:I think we're on our way, yeah, to do it for me. I think we're on our way.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think we're definitely on our way, I'll source your thinking yeah, just install an AI. Yeah, kill the planet.
Speaker 3:with every thought, You're like what am I going to have for lunch today? It's like global warming is fucking me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there's just nothing but just jet fuel everywhere to cover. You're like Like what's the square root?
Speaker 3:of a hundred. You know you could Google so many people talk about what they use AI for, and I think AI is a valuable tool and there are definitely uses for it, but the amount of people that I see that are doing the most basic shit. I asked ChatGPT what?
Speaker 2:five times six is and I'm like oh my God, Calculators exist. You're wasting ChatGPT's time.
Speaker 1:That's very true, sometimes I think that I'm wasting its time because it'll like take a really long time to respond. I'm like I'm sorry, were you busy? But I talk to it like between therapist sessions, like if I have something, so that I don't, you know, have a meltdown.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's good.
Speaker 1:And then it talks me back down and it remembers everything that I've told it, so it's been really helpful. Do you use it for this? I use it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I do, because I used to use it for Jim's podcast all the time, like when we were doing I don't know about that. We would have an expert on every week and a different topic and at the beginning of it I'm like doing massive amounts of research to figure out what questions to ask.
Speaker 1:That's what I was doing and I'm like what am I?
Speaker 3:doing Like I would ask an expert about this topic.
Speaker 2:And like. So you have to like kind of check them, because sometimes they.
Speaker 3:it would be like an off the wall question, but, um, for the most part like that just saved me so much time and stress.
Speaker 1:That's the same thing that I've been doing and and Sandra was like I don't know which guest it was on, but he was like maybe you want to like not have the chat JPT thing on the top so that they're like not knowing that you're using it.
Speaker 2:I don't think it matters I think.
Speaker 1:But we've gotten so far beyond that because you started doing that when, like I mean, that's a long time ago a few years ago.
Speaker 3:I mean, I guess I I've been off that podcast for a year and a half, so probably three years ago.
Speaker 1:I'm so behind so well, I mean this is something you know that's coming up.
Speaker 2:You know that more people, more. It's becoming more pervasive now, I think yeah people are using it. It's like um, but for something like that, it's genius it's great because you know the information, you know you want to put. You're like they can't think of it. You're like oh, okay, it's like you would search for.
Speaker 3:But this is to ask like super thoughtful questions, you have to have a basic understanding of the topic, and so I was having not only having to research, but like really have to understand these things in order to ask proper questions. Like you don't know what you don't know, and so when chat GPT would do it, I could at least like look up what the answers were and get a better understanding of that. But but yeah, the questions got a lot better once I started using not my own brain, I get that.
Speaker 1:It's like a teaching tool too. In a sense, it's directing you to the things that you need to investigate.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're both learning from each other, from the AI. The algorithm is man? A lot of points being made today.
Speaker 1:So what else did we learn? We talked about orgasms, either with partner or solo can be a skincare. Step in your in its own way, oh my.
Speaker 2:God Hand solo. Yes, I just remember with that guy that. I can't believe his character was just about a jerk off joke, hand solo and a Wookie.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God.
Speaker 3:So which step in the skincare process is it it's like? Is it like toner? Orgas orgasm moisturizer?
Speaker 1:See, that's a question that.
Speaker 3:ChatGPT couldn't have come up with yeah.
Speaker 1:They're not very funny, by the way. I've asked them to write some jokes and they are corny as hell oh.
Speaker 3:God, I know. That's why, when people are openly admitting that they're using it for creative stuff, for their writing. I'm like, what do you do, like, if you need to use chat gpt to write something? You're not a writer, just don't write, yeah like it because they're.
Speaker 3:It's not going to be better than what a human can do, at least not at this point. It will get to the point where it becomes so advanced that it is that good and people are going to start using and people are going to start making movies and doing all this stuff through that and it's really, but it's like if you need that now, when chat GPT is not at the point where they can make good jokes and stuff like that, then you should find a new career.
Speaker 1:I actually felt kind of relieved that it was making bad jokes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was like oh, there's still space for me here I can do bad jokes too.
Speaker 1:Okay, so then orgasms we talked about that. Oh, hormones like estrogen, oxytocin and testosterone all play a role in skin health, which we talked about, and less stress equals lower breakouts and less inflammation.
Speaker 2:Inflammation is just the root of all we talked about that on the last podcast we just did Right before you came in we had a doctor, inflammation can go straight to hell, I know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's the worst, it's the bane of my it's, all of my problems are. It's so annoying, yeah, I know. Yeah, it hurts, it's sad. Um, let's see. And then good skincare hygiene post-sex is just as important as the benefits themselves. I'm sorry, I'm just having like images come to my head like, um, yeah, so yeah, I mean yeah, wash your face when you're yeah, I'm either having images come to my head, yeah, so yeah, wash your face when you're I'm either having sex or doing my skincare.
Speaker 3:I'm not doing both so.
Speaker 2:I don't. They think.
Speaker 3:I have a lot more motivation.
Speaker 2:One or the other. Yeah, exactly, I get it yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, and if you've done so much during sex that you actually have to wash your face, you're doing well. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2:Absolutely that you actually have to wash your face. You're doing well. Yeah, exactly, absolutely. Somebody's doing well, somebody's getting on. Do it at the same time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what wash your face at the?
Speaker 2:same time and have sex.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, you could bring me back to the idea of having sex if we both had to wear the masks.
Speaker 1:Oh, like the LED masks.
Speaker 3:No, just like the flimsy ones that fall off your face.
Speaker 1:It looks like your skin is melting.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, imagine the romance.
Speaker 1:One of it has like a lipstick line on it.
Speaker 3:It's like peeling off on one side.
Speaker 1:Oh man, all right. So that's pretty much it.
Speaker 2:Wait, hold on a second.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay, so do you notice a difference in your sex skin?
Speaker 1:See how hard it is. It's not easy. This has engaged the audience know it's, but I I feel like we've already done that. We've engaged the audience.
Speaker 3:Do you guys notice a difference in your skin when your sex life is active versus I do.
Speaker 1:Thank you for asking that's a great question. Yeah, I do for sure that's a very.
Speaker 3:What about the audience? Let us know in the comments. Yeah, let us know in the comments.
Speaker 1:Please also like subscribe. Thank, oh, yeah, I know I keep forgetting to say that at the beginning. Send money via cash app or a venmo. Oh my god, all of that that davis comedy.
Speaker 3:I've done that before, but it's like I make jokes all the time. Like you can venmo me at blah, blah, blah and people do they do, yeah, I have. I have a, a listener, a guy who's been listening to me since I started on Jim's first podcast and he's like the nicest fucking guy ever and just believes in me and every once in a while he'll just send me like $200.
Speaker 1:He's like hey, I really believe in you Keep going.
Speaker 3:I think you're going to be really successful one day, and I'm like I needed this $200.
Speaker 2:Thank you, that's so nice, that's cool.
Speaker 3:You just got to put your link in the bio.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah. That's a good move. I mean, throw the numbers out there. People like you, they want to support you. You provide them with a service, with happiness, with stress reduction. I bet his skin is fantastic.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, yeah, Is it? Yeah, I haven't seen him. Are you talking about who you're talking about?
Speaker 3:I'm talking about guy you sent him. Oh, okay, I was like you know him.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, he sends you money too yeah like 300, but don't worry oh my god, that's me, oh, that's what, that's what post sex means he's mailing out money oh yeah, it through the post he's like no, no, no I prefer usps, yeah, checks. I gotta go to the bank.
Speaker 3:Uh, it's okay I have 14 cashier's checks just sitting around. I'm like I really want to cash these. I can't go to this so lazy how do you even cash it?
Speaker 1:you have to go to the bank. I don't have to go to the bank.
Speaker 2:I think, yeah, you can't take a picture of it, you can't. I've tried taking photos of dollar bills and they still won't deposit. Oh man, yeah all right.
Speaker 1:So I guess we've learned that having sex, having orgasms, playing, you know, with yourself things anything that you can do that will get the estrogen or testosterone in your case. It's probably going to help your skin.
Speaker 2:Help the skin, help you glow a bit now, but going back to what Kelly was saying, unless the sex itself is something that stresses you out because, of situations. So oh, that's what they mean when they say you can go F yourself Because that's what happens. It's like you do or you're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So I guess, just masturbate, okay, and that'll help your skin. Yeah, and you don't have to. I never get angry with myself afterwards.
Speaker 1:How come I didn't call myself back.
Speaker 2:So I think that's the route. It's just staying active and like basically putting your body through like that, like the super high and low, like was that is that? Basically because when you work out like, you can kind of get the same thing through your skin.
Speaker 1:but it's not the same, it's not going to affect same hormones the same way. Okay, that's what it is, okay. Yeah, the sex hormones. Okay, they say that women who I didn't even say this, um, but women who generally, who have a lot of sex, which I guess is like two or three times a week, um, have they look, you know, maybe seven to ten years younger than they normally are. So that's definitely worth keeping in mind and I think you do that by yourself too it doesn't have to be with a person yeah, it's like, oh, that's what it is.
Speaker 2:They say every time that you uh orgasm it's, it's, it's a seven year, which is dog years I was gonna say an angel gets his wings.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 2:Yeah, sorry, I got him confused, yeah every time you orgasm, an angel gets his wings because they said that same. That was the. That was the quote from um.
Speaker 3:It's a wonderful life I know, yeah, every time an organ every time an angel orgasms, they get their wings how old are you?
Speaker 2:in come years um I think I'm uh, I think I'm 22 yeah wow, catch 22 I caught a lot of 22s.
Speaker 3:Yep, that right I I had a journal when I was in high school and it was just about, like my very limited experience with like hooking up, and one of them was like my first hand job I wrote about and it was like and he said I was good at catching or whatever and it was so funny because I went to college and I had left it at home and my I think my mom found it and she read it and she's like what is this?
Speaker 3:and I was like, oh, it was a journal that I, you know, like all of my friends, when we would have sleepovers we would read our journals to each other and like I didn't really have experience with all that stuff, so I would just like write things to read them. She's like, oh well, you're a really good writer.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's hilarious that's, that's how my career started. I was just about to ask you about your career. I'm not even kidding. Um, wait, are you serious? Yeah, no, no, but actually no, I wasn't. I mean, I was serious, yes, I was, but we can get into that another time because I'm sure it's a long story. But it's just that you're like you were saying beforehand I'm sorry to take away from your joke because it is hilarious, but that you're not. You're not a stand up comedian, but you are probably one of the funniest people that I know. Oh, thank you, yeah.
Speaker 1:I just always the trauma. Yeah, trademark.
Speaker 3:I want a T-shirt that says yeah, kb I think I when I was still smoking weed I had designed this. I was going to make a t-shirt that it was like a brain, half a brain and then half of a weed leaf. That just said like uh, I can't even remember what it said, but it was basically like half weed, half trauma. That's my personality in a nutshell.
Speaker 2:I think you would. I think maybe you sent like some. Uh, it was like a photo generated was ai generated.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so that that's you know that's me in a nutshell, I was also just thinking about how somebody like sandro can go on public transportation now and masturbate when people ask him what he's doing. It's like my skin care, so that's good people are learning from this?
Speaker 1:yeah, exactly self-care yeah self-care starts with with yourself on the bus. Yeah, on the bus. Yeah, that's why they name it that. It's crazy, it's not just a coincidence the metro.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, everything makes sense now it does.
Speaker 1:Okay, good it does. You can tell me on the way home. I don't always get it.
Speaker 2:I don't always get it it sounded like he was scared.
Speaker 1:I don't always get it well I wasn't sure if it was going to come out. Um, so yeah, but I don't always get it nice um all right, so thank you so much for being here today. This was so fun as usual, we're gonna have to have you back because, cause it's, I would love to come up with a longer topic. For some reason I thought that I that was going to be like a good 20 minutes of just the topic, but this is good. I think we got to the meat of it quickly.
Speaker 3:We came past it. Yes, thank you All right.
Speaker 2:Oh where can people find you on social? Oh, Kelly All right.
Speaker 3:Oh, where can people find you on social? Oh, Kelly Blackheart, on pretty much everything. And then I have a podcast with DJ Qualls. He's one of my favorite people in the entire world so funny, so smart. It's called Locked and Probably Loaded. It comes out every Wednesday and check it out.
Speaker 1:Ours comes out on Wednesday too, one time's yours. Whenever we're not very good at being super consistent, I think it's supposed to come out at three o'clock in the morning, but that's what we do. That's what we do.
Speaker 2:We do it for we research People say that a lot of Tokyo businessmen when they they fly to New York they like to get a podcast early All right. Well watch, Kelly's first, we're huge in.
Speaker 1:Tokyo Very Awesome, awesome. We are huge in Tokyo, yeah, I mean. I'm 6'2", they're like what the fuck is that? I'm masturbating.
Speaker 3:I'm like I'm doing my skincare Anyway.
Speaker 1:Make yourself taller? Okay, all right. Well, thank you so much for being here. We just love you so much and we'll see you next time. Yeah, bye, I want to clap at the end Of. I went like this that was fucking awesome.
Speaker 3:We landed the plane. He's like, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:That's it, perfect, I'm.
Speaker 3:Kelu Blackheart.
Speaker 1:Yes, you're Kelu.
