Sex, Drugs and Skincare
Comedian and esthetician, Nicky Davis, along with side kick/boyfriend/assistant Sandro Iocolano, interviews comedians, actors and other practitioners as we learn about the latest, as well as the oldest techniques for staying young. We get weird but educational.
Sex, Drugs and Skincare
Behind the Glow: How A-List Stars Maintain Their Skin
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Ever wondered why celebrities always look so impossibly dewy and glowing? We're pulling back the curtain on the beauty routines of Hollywood's biggest stars to reveal what they actually do to maintain those camera-ready complexions.
From Nicole Kidman's CBD-infused facial oils to Gwyneth Paltrow's Ayurvedic tongue scraping rituals, we explore the full spectrum of celebrity skincare approaches—some surprisingly practical, others predictably extravagant. While many stars claim to use affordable drugstore products (we're looking at you, Nicole Kidman and your alleged Neutrogena habit), we can't help but question if there's more happening behind closed dermatologist doors than they're willing to admit.
The episode dives into Naomi Campbell's travel skincare routine, perfect for anyone who's experienced the horror of plane-induced dehydration. We explore Marisa Tomei's focus on facial exercise and lymphatic drainage that keeps her looking youthful well into her 60s. Victoria Beckham's stem cell serums and LED light treatments represent the high-tech approach, while Jennifer Lopez swears by the humble olive oil as her family beauty secret (alongside avoiding alcohol and caffeine, which honestly might be doing more heavy lifting than any serum).
What becomes clear is that while these celebrities might have access to the most expensive products and treatments on the market, many of their core practices—sun protection, proper hydration, consistent cleansing, and avoiding magnifying mirrors (thank you, Scarlett Johansson)—are things we all can incorporate into our routines. Whether you're working with a drugstore budget or ready to invest in "stem cell collagen activator duo serum" (whatever that is), there's something for everyone to take away from these A-list beauty habits.
Listen in and discover which celebrity skincare routine most resonates with your approach to beauty—or which makes you laugh the hardest at its absurdity. Your skin might not end up looking like you have "so much money," but you'll definitely gain some practical insights along the way.
Show Introductions
Speaker 1You are listening to, watching, hearing, smelling, tasting and feeling sex drugs and skincare. Like and subscribe. Hey, welcome back to sex drugs and skincare. I'm Nikki Davis. I know I was looking off to the side a little bit.
Speaker 2I never know which way to welcome people back in, you know, because it's like where are people coming from?
Speaker 1That's true. You might. I don't know, Maybe you go into your camera, oh yeah, hey, like where's that? Where are people coming from?
Speaker 2that's true, you might, I don't know, maybe you go into your camera oh yeah, hey camera a no I was just saying hey, oh, okay, okay, oh, I don't know, I haven't labeled them yet. Have you labeled your camera? Do you? Have you named your camera? No, no, I don't think you're supposed to as an actress.
Speaker 1Bad luck sorry, I just wanted to let you sit down for a minute, um, so today, oh hi, I'm nikki davis. I'm a licensed esthetician stand-up wait, I'm a stand-up esthetician's licensed comedian. I've been doing skincare for 25 years. I specialize mostly in natural skincare and facial massage, but I also I'm trying to continue to learn, and about new skincare as it comes up, old skincare as we're looking back. We've done some episodes on that, like on the 80 skincare that got um, that got a lot of views, um, but so that's. If you're tuning in and you've never watched this episode, that's what we're doing here, just skincare and comedy, pretty much that's it.
Speaker 1Um, I try to provide the skincare and Sandro. I try to comedy Sometimes. I try to provide the skin care and sandro I try to comedy.
Speaker 2Sometimes I try to provide it, I try to make people laugh, but once in a while it's not, you know, not happening. I feel like I was distracted, my mom's calling oh do you want to take it? Let's just say hi. Can I just say hi, sure, okay, she's on up, yep well, I guess I can call her after.
Speaker 1Okay, yeah, give her a call afterwards um so uh with me as usual is my co-host, slash sherpa. Slash set decorator. Nice job, by the way. Even though we we don't have our orbs today, we didn't charge them no, we left them.
Speaker 2Ironically.
Speaker 1We left them out for the full moon, um, but there is no full moon there's no, so we can't bring them back until there's a full moon, okay or we'll just recharge them, or we can just do that.
Speaker 2Yeah, you plug them in, but we're good either way how was uh, how was your day?
Speaker 2by the way, pretty good, just real quick, all right, cool well anyway, so sorry I love laughing at myself so much, it's a good joke it was not even a good one I had nowhere to go with it, so I'm glad I was I liked it good I liked it. That was good improv by the way, oh yeah, yeah, just cut you off in the middle cut me off in the middle, but then also then to be like I love my, I love my joke that's a good one.
Nicole Kidman's Skincare Routine
Speaker 1Make a note of that, all right. So today we're going to talk about celebrity skincare and beauty regimens okay in case you've ever wondered what some of these people do yeah, what do these people do? Right yeah like how do they, why do they always look so glowy and dewy and and pulled and, yeah, tightened and?
Speaker 2yeah, and like, just like fermented, you know, marinated marinated yeah what do they do to their skin to make them look so, so, like they have so much money?
Speaker 1well, I looked up a bunch of them and uh, and I'm, I'm gonna give you what they say they do okay I now. I would love to have an episode where we see what they are actually doing in a dermatologist's office. Wink, wink oh yeah but in the meantime, uh, they all go see me for facials. So that is just write that down and I guess we're done right, I think we're finished.
Speaker 2Also, um, but only if they're, if it's done. Well, they see you for facials right if it doesn't look good.
Speaker 1They don't look good. If it's mickey rourke, I don't take credit for him anymore no, no, my man, that guy interesting yeah, can you imagine if that was my facial client, mickey rourke comes out of, comes out of my room?
Speaker 2Yeah, They'd be like hey, what happened to that other person who walked in there? No, that's him. The whole time he's been wrestling with his face. Yeah, nice, Nice.
Speaker 1All right, so let's go through some yeah, let's do it. So the first one we have is Nicole Kidman. Let's see a picture of Nicole Kidman. One we have is nicole kidman. Let's see a picture of nicole kidman.
Speaker 2This is something new we're trying. Oh okay, now it's kind of it's kind of pixelated because it's a it's like a very it's a super old picture picture. So it was actually. I think it's a, I think it's, I think it's a monet, it's, uh, it's just a bunch of dots, um, but you can tell on this picture that this is nicole kidman but it looks like me yeah honestly, when I had hair, that's kind of what I look like.
Speaker 1That's before she did anything to her face that she claims that she didn't do Right.
Speaker 2This is before she went high def. Yes, exactly this is before she went 4K.
Speaker 1Yeah, I was a lot blurrier back in the day, yeah.
Speaker 2That's the thing. When I used to walk up to people, I would put Vaseline on my own eyes so everybody looked like they were all like glowy and everything it's really smart, it's really good, right you? Know, every time I'm like, oh, that's.
Speaker 1Faye Dunaway. You look amazing. You look amazing. It looks like she's in the dream sequence. That's perfect, Faye Dunaway.
Speaker 2Vaseline on my eyes. I love it. So this is. You can tell, this is Nicole Cruz.
Speaker 1Yeah, kidman, let's see the actual, actual photo of the next one.
Speaker 2There she is. This is high definition. This is a little bit better yeah.
Speaker 1All right, so we'll just go over a few of the things Nicole Kidman emphasizes a lot of sun protection.
Speaker 2Yep.
Speaker 1And since we are sisters, she's a foot taller than me, but we do have the similar skin, and she can't be out in the sun very long, nor can I, so that's a big part of her, that, I believe. I bet she just soaks her face in sunscreen and sunblock all day long.
Speaker 2Yeah, you got to maintain, you know, healthy skin. You don't want to get any wrinkles.
Speaker 1Yeah, I mean it'd be nice to get a little bit of sun. I think we're sort of figuring that out like a little bit of sun. Well, it's important important.
Speaker 2I mean we need the sun to grow, that's, you know, every flower out there is like oh, I get too much sun, you know, and sometimes they die.
Speaker 1But for the most part, flowers need all the sun they can get I feel like if the sun just like were to go out, there'd be a hundred thousand ladies in beverly hills that were like hallelujah yeah, yeah like throwing their hats up in the air yeah, and then until we all died.
Speaker 2But yeah, yeah, it would look great all right.
Speaker 1So what else she likes to, uh, hydrate her skin. Obviously she's got that irish. Is she irish? Or so that was just for the movie, she's australian actually I don't know what australia.
Speaker 2I'm not sure where lenny's from. I'll do it. Next time I see her I'll get a piece of her hair. Yeah, I'll find out where she's from yes, what do you say?
Speaker 1he's brilliant australia.
Speaker 2Oh, she is, she's an Austie. Okay, so she's basically.
Speaker 1British.
Speaker 2She's basically British yeah, right, because that's where they all came from.
Speaker 1They're all British crooks.
Speaker 2No, they're convicts.
Speaker 1Convicts. That's it, I'm sorry. Yes, felons, come on. Those are the ones that have been caught.
Naomi Campbell's Travel Beauty
Speaker 2Let's not disparage. She claims that routine she says she uses some stuff from Neutrogena. I'm not sure if I'm buying that one.
Speaker 1Well, it's not from Ultragena, that's for sure.
Speaker 2Neutra and Ultra Keep moving.
Speaker 1I did read something interesting. This, I think, was in Vogue magazine, where she has something for like a face oil with CBD for inflammation that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2I that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1I think that's pretty cool.
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't know if I've, uh, I've had oils for, for CBD. They're like inflammation. I can't tell if it works or not, but boy, does it cost money. Oh, for just the actual oil. Yeah, just for the oil itself. I mean, I guess it was.
Speaker 2I'm sure it cost money, like that's how well it worked is organically took money from my account, yeah, but it was uh, I can't really tell what it does, you know most of the time. Yeah, what was it for? It was for knee pain, but now, looking back, it was I would never do it again because it had emu oil in it and I was like I don't want to emu, I don't want to kill yeah I mean because when you order one, you have to order it and you have to watch them kill people and then they excrete the oil.
Speaker 2No, I'm kidding, but you get to pick your own emu, obviously, but I don't want to do that ever again. I don't know if it actually did anything, yeah, but you know, emu or emu is.
Speaker 1It's supposed to be really good for your skin, but I don't want it either, just like I don't really want beef tallow lard on my face yeah, I'll take beef tallow fries all over my face, but I won't, but I will not eat them um.
Speaker 1So she also uses a lot of zinc oxide products, which makes sense um and when you have a fair skin like that, you can actually put that kind of sun protection on and it doesn't make you look all chalky. Um, she drinks a lot of water. Um, she uses a things with peptides. Uh, let's see, we talked about the retinol and yeah, I, I'm really kind of interesting, interested to see what the cbd oil is she's talking about but that's like all over her face, or like when she goes out in the sun for inflammation.
Speaker 1I think it's just yeah, I think it's probably for like a serum okay is what it was saying. And then also hyaluronic acid, serums, peptides, chamomile, sandalwood, hemp, irish moss irish moss I love irish moss.
Speaker 2Irish moss is that like one.
Speaker 1Where you like, cut it with Acetic acid, serums, peptides, chamomile, sandalwood, hemp, irish moss, irish moss.
Speaker 2I love Irish moss, irish moss.
Speaker 1Is that like one where you cut it with?
Speaker 2like the yeah with a knife yeah, yes, so yeah, I sharpen my knife with this Irish bar.
Speaker 1So I think we've gotten enough on Nicole Kidman for one day. Let's go to who's that.
Speaker 2Naomi Campbell yes.
Speaker 1Naomi Campbell who's that? Naomi Campbell? Yes, naomi Campbell, I love her soup it's really good.
Speaker 2I don't know Too much sodium, but some people like it.
Speaker 1Yeah, I was trying to think what's the name of that band? It would have been a lot funnier if I had to ask you the Judds. I loved her in the Judds oh Naomi.
Speaker 2Yeah, that is her. Yeah, oh my god, what a, what a talented woman yeah, we can.
Speaker 1We can edit that, so it just goes right to the punchline, right? Oh yeah, in the teaser I will in the teaser for the long episode nope here we go so, uh, she uses a cleansing cream, following by a bit of liquid soap that seems very drying yeah um Vitamin C serum and rose oil to her face.
Speaker 1Okay, rose oil is very hydrating. Vitamin C is protective. It can take away some of the pigmentation. She uses vitamin E oil and it says that she uses it in an upward motion to keep. Why would an upward motion keep your skin dewy?
Speaker 2I think it's water goes upward.
Speaker 1I I don't know I have no idea, maybe I'm just reading it wrong. I got these from vogue um it's okay all right it's a travel routine and we're gonna do an episode on travel skincare. Okay, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2Yeah, when I fly in the plane, dry skin oh.
Speaker 1Oh, all this Instantly dry skin. It's disgusting.
Speaker 2The atmosphere out there is terrible for skin. That's why they rarely do photo shoots in the middle of the sky.
Speaker 1Because of the skin.
Speaker 2Especially on planes.
Speaker 1Yeah, and then you don't want to ask for the convertible.
Speaker 2No, you can't do that because your hair is blown in the wind. Plus, if you're bald, then the sun's right there.
Speaker 1It's right on you. Yeah, you're closer to the sun.
Speaker 2Yeah, bad ideas, we'll figure something out.
Speaker 1So now she uses something that we talked about a little bit I think we talked about it with the Hiba botanical people the micellar water. I know that they sent me some for free. I don't sponsor them, but it's the cleansing pads you can, you know, with with them. They just put the, the micellar water on a pad.
Speaker 2But you know you can buy them already pre-soaked.
Speaker 1It's basically a cleanser, okay, um without using soap.
Speaker 2Gotcha, I'm not. She's doing a lot of cleansing, yeah, a lot of cleansing. Maybe she's stripping everything and then then filling back in or something.
Speaker 1Maybe that's rebuilding yeah yeah, and then she uses a lot of face mist. Sorry, I lost my notes here. What?
Speaker 2happened face mists?
Speaker 1yes, nice um do something while I find my place yeah, so, uh, face mists.
Speaker 2All right, you passed it. Face mists, uh are I mean, well, if you, if you, if you, if you don't get it the first time, it's a face mist. So that's how you basically do it. And the irish moss is something we were talking about. Naomi campbell, and here we go okay, yeah, yeah, yeah you missed it again. What are you doing? Go back, oh, stop. Yeah, that's, that's the next one.
Speaker 1Oh, gosh, okay, all right. Well, basically, there's a lot of soap involved with naomi campbell, apparently, um, but then she replenishes with facial mists, eye masks during flights.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Which is another thing. We'll talk about Some of those little silicone.
Speaker 2Oh, right over here, mm-hmm, nice. I always thought they looked like little bras for your cheeks. Just keep your. You know, ladies, you know, keep up.
Speaker 1Yeah, I can see that it also looks like leeches. Oh yeah, Is that?
Speaker 2what it's supposed to be. It's supposed to be, it's supposed to be like kind of drying to keep.
Speaker 1No, it's actually supposed to be locking in the moisture. Locking in moisture, yeah, hydrating.
Speaker 2That makes sense.
Speaker 1All right, so here's another one, marissa Tomei. Look at her, isn't she so cute?
Speaker 2That's a picture of her. That's the highest resolution photo we could find of.
Speaker 1Uh, they just don't make them no, like that well, just trust that she looks really good in person yeah um, I brought her up because you know she does have a lot of things she's. She's very into, like you know, uh, exercise, health, yoga, things like that. Um, she's into a lot of more natural things. Um, there's something that she's into called homeoplasmin or a.
Marisa Tomei's Natural Approach
Speaker 1French homeopathic ointment for lip hydration. So check that out and if you use it, put it in the comments, let me know. For her body she'll use like shea butter, she claims-.
Speaker 2No margarine. What is that? No margarine, no margarine. No, just the butter.
Speaker 1Yeah, I can't believe it's-.
Speaker 2Not margarine.
Speaker 1Right. And then for facial massage. The reason why I brought it up, because she does a lot of facial, um, lymphatic drainage. I don't know if she goes to anybody specifically. I would like to work on her personally, but she also does facial exercise and I've been reading about that for her for years, which is, I think, a lot of how. I mean she's older than me, she's like in her 60s, I think she's like 62, she looks pretty darn good yeah, she's probably just like you know what was that constantly?
Speaker 2I didn't say like this. I said, like you know, like this, like she's beating her face up, you know, and keeping it plump, or whatever. I don't know. What I should have just said was. What I should have just said was I'm filling time oh, okay, but I didn't want to say that.
Speaker 1Okay. So she does a lot of supplements, nutrients, shakes. She does nutrients too. Nutrients, she does nutrients. Whoa man, what the hell Can we start over? She takes chlorella, which is really good for your system, the green stuff. You know what I mean. It's like chlorophyll basically.
Speaker 2Let's do another one after this, called Celebrity Bowel Movements. Oh, yeah, because they eat all this stuff. We have to be like what you know what I mean.
Speaker 1Like what's her poop look like I want you to be the one to find out. Yeah, we'll find out. We'll talk about it later. Okay, she does Pilates resistance training, so this is more for her body. But the main thing that I wanted to emphasize is that, um, she does a lot of her lymphatic drainage and she also does, um, dry brushing to stimulate the lymph. We did an episode on that when you weren't here one time. Dry brush yeah, we're. Uh, jessica michelle, me and rachel wolfson were all wearing like pajamas or shorts or something. Then we were just like dry brushing our bodies. Oh, wow.
Speaker 2Yeah, that sounds very like relaxing and like kind of yeah, next one victoria beckham okay, yep posh spice.
Speaker 1That's not her real first name, by the way posh is not her name.
Speaker 2Spice also not, not a family name you don't call her miss spice on set no, no, but but if she was somewhere, someplace, that was mine, I go that's, that's, that's miss spice. Huh, that's my space, my space, oh my god, these are terrible jokes. Why don't you get them?
Victoria Beckham's High-End Regimen
Speaker 1that's the teaser um. I love the 90s lip liner, by the way, really cool. So this is obviously a very um recent photo that I that I chose? Um, she probably she's. I have a feeling. She spends a lot of money on her skin care. She uses rich creams.
Speaker 1She didn't say which ones. But she says her skin time at night is she cleanses her skin, she applies, and people are so fickle, honestly, like she could have changed this 10 seconds after she did the interview. Sarah Chapman Stem Cell Collagen Activator Duo Serum Wow, you want to try and say that one again, sarah chapman, stem cell collagen activator duo serum.
Speaker 2That's just too long of a name yeah, the old s-c-c-c-c-a-d-s.
Speaker 1I want to just just say that from the beginning. I don't know.
Speaker 2She uses that during travel apparently okay, good, oh good, oh yeah, the old. Oh, you know when you're on your plane and you just put stem cells on your face. So relatable.
Speaker 1Super relatable. She also does LED light treatments, which you know. I have an LED light, but she probably does like the whole, like body ones.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, yeah, Because they have them where you can lay in them. Was it like a tanning bed, but it's just LED you can lay in them.
Speaker 1Was it like a? Like a tanning bed? But it's just led? Yeah, and one of my clients was telling me there's a tanning salon not far from here that actually has one of the led beds, so they don't even advertise it on the outside and you can lay in it oh wow, I might be uh, I might be doing that. She does some dermaplaning, uh, and we did that one on the show with uh, with stacia, when we shaved her face. That's what dermaaplaning is.
Speaker 2Gotcha. Oh yeah okay, it's not like sanding wood down or anything like that, right.
Speaker 1Well, I mean, that's kind of the idea, because it's a razor, so it's like shaving off. So planing is definitely the same thing as planing yeah.
Speaker 2And simple.
Speaker 1That's it, we're done. Yeah, planing simpl, simple. Yeah, next up we have Gwyneth Paltrow.
Speaker 2Okay, there we go, oh yeah.
Speaker 1I like to just comment on the photo she looks like. I don't want to comment on it.
Gwyneth Paltrow's Ayurvedic Practices
Speaker 2We never did find out what she was looking at or smelling. We did research yeah, Somebody farted, I think. And she's just like Act natural, she's trying to wonder. And she just like act natural, she's trying to wonder who farted.
Speaker 1It's just a very I don't know. Maybe someone directed her to do that picture.
Speaker 2Well, this picture here. I think it might be a little, maybe easier.
Speaker 1Did I go too? Okay, now, there we go. See, that's a little more like what I'm used to seeing with her.
Speaker 2If you want, we can actually get in like this. It might be easier to see.
Speaker 1Yes, you're really good. Yeah, so, babe, this is really good.
Speaker 2Yeah, thank you, it's like you'll notice here, that's, that's the money right there, yeah yeah, we see a little crow's feet so did you know that her father was also an actor and her mother was an actress? Yes, and her entire family is an entertainment. Did you know that?
Speaker 1um, yeah, okay, did you know that she's related to maya? Uh, rudolph, I think I say angelo yeah, no, no, is she really?
Speaker 2I think they're like cousins. Okay, know that she's related to Maya Rudolph. I thought you were going to say Angelou. Yeah, no, no is she related?
Speaker 1I think they're like cousins or something.
Speaker 2Yeah, she's been around for a long time.
Speaker 1Yeah, and then also she's related to the girl from WeWork, that's right. Remember Rebecca Newman, yeah she kept referencing her in the movie. She's a paltrow, she's a palt. I'm sorry, gwyneth can make it today. Yeah, that's what I say anytime I go anywhere. I think you should.
Speaker 2Yeah, you're like who You're like exactly. Don't bring it up, yeah exactly so.
Speaker 1She does a lot of Ayurvedic oil pulling and tongue scraping. I believe that Tongue scraping is good just to get the bacteria obviously off your tongue and it does create fresher breath, but it I mean, have you ever scraped your tongue and look to see like what's on the scraper?
Speaker 2yeah it just, it just looks like um it's making my mouth feel gross just thinking about it yeah, stuff or whatever sometimes, sometimes brown okay it's because you drink a lot of coffee and drink a lot of coffee I use when I smoke cigarettes. After I was done smoking, I'd put them out of my tongue.
Speaker 1The tar was there and thank god you had the scraper yeah and so she does oil pulling too, which is, um, it's a very healthy thing. I've had it, I it's such a hard word I you've ayurvedic oil pulling. Um, I'm assuming she's doing it in her mouth, but a lot of people will use coconut oil or other oils in their mouth to actually to draw out some of the um, the toxins uh, sometimes metal, toxic metals that are in your body. You can pull them out, um, yeah, it's supposed to be really good for your teeth. Uh, she uses a vitamin c serum which she probably sells on her website. I'm assuming pretty much all the stuff that she's going to use this would be on her website what is her?
Speaker 2what is her brand?
Speaker 1it's called poop poop right, no, yeah, poop, yeah. No, it's goop hoop, it's goop goop for real poop. No, all right yeah, so I was trying to be funny and it didn't work.
Speaker 2No, it's poop yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, go on poopcom and tell us in the comments what you find on poopcom. Yeah, all right. Her evening routine is she cleanses her face. Oh, I knew it, I knew it. God, I love you. I knew it. She uses a light nourishing cream on her face. She exfoliates maybe a few times a week and you know a lot of hydration, exercise and a balanced diet, which I'm sure if you go on her um website she'll talk all about all the things she makes for herself yeah, she's not gonna say she goes on like you know, like these, like south american, like diarrhea diets, where, like you, just poop yourself and everything just comes out of your body.
Speaker 2She's gonna be like no, I have a well-balanced diet.
Speaker 1I want to go on one of those.
JLo's Beauty Secrets
Speaker 2Yeah, with diuretics, diuretics, oh, that's uh, elrond hubbard, right they're right, yeah, exactly that's the one that's just like yeah they were after everyone's pee, I want your body fluid, all right next up jennifer lopez jello here she is. She's actually looking at a Carl's Jr menu right now and she just can't figure out what she wants to order.
Speaker 1That's why I picked that one. I'm never too full for JLo.
Speaker 2No, nice Thanks. Yeah, I just hit the microphone, but it was worth it.
Speaker 1But you got to make that face, though. Like am I doing it?
Speaker 2Kind of. I mean, she's been directed to do that, that's just like. It's like you're about to say something but you're not, or you're about to take a a drink of invisible beverage.
Speaker 1It's like do you know that the olsen twins, what they say when they take pictures? They say to make their lips look the way that they go prune, really, yes, and then prune.
Speaker 2Interesting I heard that deniro says cheese on every photo he does really cheese and mark ruffalo puts his fingers in his mouth to keep his teeth open, or something like that.
Speaker 1No, I don't know. Oh, because it's a thing I just read about. You put your finger in between your teeth and then you pause, like that yeah yeah because people don't know how, how open to open their mouth.
Speaker 2Because if you don't put, your finger, you're going like no dude. I always open my mouth too wide. I never have like. I need something to base it on. I need, like you know, I need a constant. How about?
Speaker 1Just one finger.
Speaker 2Yeah, somebody's like. That probably happened when somebody was like hey, smile. And they're like no, come on, smile. And they're like shut up, they took their finger out. They're like dude, I look amazing. Yeah, thank god you shoved your finger in my mouth after you scratched your ass.
Speaker 1It, uh, I think it elongates your, your face, your chin.
Speaker 2It helps to like you know, everything that you do in front of the camera is just a lie, absolutely just to make it then we spent 15 minutes trying to make me look not old before we started today, when we get to, and then what we do we should. Then we get together at parties or in social situations. We have to walk around and have photos of ourselves, how we really want to look and be like, and you talk to you go to the person they have exchange.
Speaker 2Then you have a conversation and you can be like you know cause in person. We're disgusting.
Speaker 1We could, which is where baseball has to have our photo of what we look like on the internet, on our phone.
Speaker 2Oh, that's yeah because then people like um oh, hey, what's up? Yeah, they have to look at a picture of you, how you look when you're you know natural yeah to get to. Yeah, we'll get there eventually, people, as long as people are just themselves that's fine.
Speaker 1In hollywood, everyone's just themselves. Um, all right, so j-lo has her own skincare line, apparently. Um, I don't know what it's called. It's called j-lo beauty, I think oh, there it is, j-lo beauty yes like she thought outside the box, that's nice.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's very unique I, like you, take a risk hey.
Speaker 1Well, you're gonna remember it, that's for sure absolutely um. So she uses a gel, cream, cleanser and some sheet masks. You know we do the korean sheet masks. Those are good.
Speaker 2So she must have her own. I'll have to check it out. When you said sheet masks, I thought of sheet pans. I was just like cookies and cake. So go ahead. That sounds good. So she uses sheet masks and gel cream. What's a gel cream cleanser? It just turns into cream.
Speaker 1That's a great question that I don't know the answer to. Maybe it starts off as a gel and then it turns into a creaminess to it.
Speaker 2Like a shaving cream.
Speaker 1Right, exactly like a creaminess to it, like a shaving cream, like all right, exactly how it like turns, yeah it does?
Speaker 2it turns from gel to like a more frothy thing. Yeah, that's like jesus turned water to wine, but he could never turn gel into foam you know, into like cream, and that's pretty, pretty cool. We've come a long way. How do you be, you? What do you mean, I don't know. I just I wake up in the morning and I just try to talk enough that the time goes by so I can go to sleep and eventually it happens.
Speaker 1Okay, she gets facials from a celebrity esthetician, tosca Husted. So, tosca, if you're out there, props.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's a cool name.
Speaker 1Yeah, props.
Speaker 2No, tosca, oh Tosca yeah. But she does facial massage, see see everybody's finally getting what I'm doing finally, 25 years later, saying it for 25 years. I've been doing this for 25 years I have that's what I've been saying for 25 years yeah, not what I actually do.
Speaker 1Yeah, but you, that's now, now you have been, now you created it. I did not create it, but yes, well, I'm saying you created, having done it for 25 years, because you've always been saying, you've been you created it.
Speaker 2I did not create it. But yes, well, I'm saying you created, having done it for 25 years, because you've always been saying you've been doing it for 25 years.
Speaker 1Right, I'm going to trademark, just saying I've been doing it for 25 years.
Speaker 2You manifested it.
Speaker 1Yeah, oh, I see what you're saying, but I don't care. She does light therapy, which we talked about, and she does a little bit of microcurrent zappy things.
Speaker 2That sort of um stimulates muscle. Oh okay, you know I don't have one of those. But what do you some of them fight for, like muscle repair or whatever, to stimulate, yeah?
Speaker 1exactly, yeah, all right, um, let's see, she uh uses a lot of olive oil. Um, I believe in her skincare. Oh yes, she claims that that is a family beauty secret oh interesting, olive oil, olive oil. Okay. Um, she likes to, you know, maintain her sleep schedule, which I'm really really trying so hard. As you can tell, today is not the result of a great sleep. Um, who can tell? Is it obvious, don't you? Don't I look and feel kind of tired today?
Speaker 2no, I mean you look fine, I mean I think you know a little. Don't assume that people care that much about you that they would be actually paying attention to what you look like today, so you don't have to give anything away thank you. Yeah, um, but she avoids alcohol and caffeine okay um which I don't like to drink alcohol is one of the worst things for your skin. Yeah, yeah, it just turns to sugar, just turns to sugar.
Speaker 1Sugar just turns to sleepy time just glycation, and then everything just gets all crackly it basically cooks your skin. Yeah, kind of yeah um, and she does a lot of green vegetables, which is something we need to put in our diet more not just avocados right, yeah yeah, we'll get some yellow vegetables too and stuff like that, just different ones what? What's a yellow vegetable?
Speaker 2gourd uh okay maybe, uh, something else, I'm a little gourd.
Beyonce and Chrissy Teigen's Routines
Speaker 1All right, let's go on to uh beyonce, yeah infinity and beyonce, there we go I'm sorry, but I just see a lot of pictures with beyonce where her she's beautiful, she's stunning but like her eyes for some reason don't match the expression and the eyes are not matching the expression below the eyes she's probably unhappy.
Speaker 2Right, she's probably an unhappy person and I don't know anything about her. I haven't talked to her in a long time, but she looks. She might be unhappy. She might be just. You know this. Might this might have been like right at the end of a bowel movement and they cut her face because she looks like she's like you know yeah so I mean, you can see like right over here see, yeah, yeah. Other than that, I love the dress.
Speaker 1I think the microphone is good quality you can tell by just looking at it in the picture. Yeah, it's nice, okay, um, her hair looks fantastic yep, hair's fantastic.
Speaker 2She was great in austin power's movie oh, so good, yeah, so convincing yeah, I believe she was in the movie yeah, I totally bought that.
Speaker 1Um, she stays out of the sun that's good, really good. It's very important um, even african-american skins? Um can also be damaged by the sun. And then a lot in. You know in other ways too that we don't even get like the little, like the um, like the pigmentation and things like that.
Speaker 2Um yeah, the sun after anybody, you know, just stay out of the sun yeah, yeah, for the most part, for the most part, yeah, your face you want to keep your face? Yeah, keep your face. You can suntan your butthole. They say you should do that. Actually, that's what they say. But who is they?
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 2Producer mark is raising his hand you're supposed to get vitamin a into your anus?
Speaker 1I don't know I've also I think it was a gwyneth paltrow that mentioned that getting sunshine inside your beach.
Speaker 2It sounds like something, something she would say right, okay, yeah, probably yeah sounds fun. Yeah, it sounds like you have to have your own backyard it sounds like you have to be able to. It sounds like you can't, you can sun on your balcony if you have enough room that's true at the top of the high-rise building.
Speaker 1She's in new york, no yeah hey, I'm sunning my butthole today.
Speaker 2They're like oh, we won't go outside for between this hour and this yeah, close the blinds, yeah give them, like you know, cable hours. Like I'll be there between noon and 5 pm. You know I might be sunning between noon and five on my anus yeah, anytime between then, yeah, but don't burn um she uses a lot of serums.
Speaker 1Yes, uh, she emphasizes what she puts into her body, which is, um, just, you know, holistic stuff. She wasn't very specific when, uh, she was asked in this interview.
Speaker 2Well, I didn't want to ask her that much specific questions. Okay, well, that's perfect. Unbelievable. Okay, you know, I interviewed her right huh, you know I interviewed her for this podcast did you?
Speaker 1yeah, well, yeah, you were supposed to well, she didn't take my phone call okay, um. Next one is chrissy teigen.
Speaker 2All right, I don't know who this person is you know what?
Speaker 1I'm not really exactly sure what chrissy teigen is famous for, other than being married to John Legend, I think yes, I believe she's married to John Legend.
Speaker 2She got into a little heap of trouble.
Speaker 1She was like making fun of somebody um on one of the social medias and uh oh, about being fat or something like that.
Speaker 2Yeah, I remember that that was nice of her, yeah, that was sweet.
Speaker 1But I mean, hey, everybody's, everybody acts childish sometimes, you know yeah, you just don't want to do it like when you're super famous on Instagram.
Speaker 2Right yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1It was kind of mean, anyways, yeah it was mean. Morning routine is she calls everybody she knows and tells them how ugly they are. Yeah, she cleans her face, oh yeah unbelievable dude.
Speaker 2It's like how stereotypical right.
Speaker 1I know person to clean their face god, I mean yeah so predictable?
Speaker 2yeah, so predictable exactly she exfoliates.
Speaker 1I was waiting for a reaction on that one. No, no, I believe that she uses serums. I mean, this is pretty basic stuff. She applies sunscreen, um, and uses a face mist and a lip balm and uh, you know I've been using that um the uh hydrogen water, that um that dr uh jen yeah, tabiza gave us. Yeah, yeah, my clients have been loving it, oh very nice, this little face mist.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's a nice. Uh, it feels very refreshing, very cooling, very hydrogen, hydrogenating yeah, hydrogenating all right, no hydrogen, yeah, water hydrogenating, not hydrogenating yeah if you did hydrogen Hydrogen, yeah. Water Hydrogenating, not hydrogenating, yeah. At least if you did that, you could just put a Twinkie on your face or something. Make it hydrogenating.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, I brought that thing up on stage, remember.
Speaker 2A.
Speaker 1Twinkie. No, oh, I just don't know if you could really see it.
Speaker 2I remember it you need a bigger mister.
Speaker 1Yeah, bigger mister uh, key products that she used. I'm sorry, I feel like I cut you off, but shanny darden's retinol okay and then it's christopher darden's uh cousin, I think, from the oj trial. That's right, look her up yeah, uh, and then also post baby routine. She keeps her skincare very simple and easy. Good, and that's pretty much it that was a very big uh, she's also known for her headbands.
Speaker 1By the way, headband of the Day, that was a John Mayer thing that he used to do. Oh, okay, Headband of the Day, and it was Chrissy Teigen's Headband of the.
Speaker 2Day she had all different headbands.
Scarlett Johansson's Skincare Philosophy
Speaker 1Yeah, that's nice. All right, we have our final one. Okay, she is oh, she's looking so good in that picture. She looks like ryan reynolds in this picture if you look at her close.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, oh yeah, I can see that she is looking at ryan reynolds, but what's funny is that they did this for the photo.
Speaker 1They're actually five feet apart, but they're angled and they like just cheat your eye line.
Speaker 2And then they like they had a conversation like this for the entire show I bet they did just like we're doing right now yeah, they have no idea that I'm actually in the car.
Speaker 1I'm actually looking in the corner.
Speaker 2Right.
Speaker 1Yeah, yours was funnier. Scarlett Johansson in that picture looks a lot like my sister, by the way. Oh yeah, and if you're my sister, comment in the chat Mm-hmm. So she has her own skincare line as well.
Speaker 2Okay, yeah, good, good, finally a celebrity's doing that.
Speaker 1She's the founder of outset is the name of her brand. Okay, uh, it caters to sensitive and acne prone skin, that's nice yeah, I know I've seen that she's. Maybe she's had a little acne in her oh, in her life, in her life, okay. Yeah, that's pretty cool I was gonna do cameron diaz for that reason too, but I just didn't get around to it you know, we all, we all try as much as we can what we can do, yeah, sometimes.
Speaker 2Cameron Diaz I haven't talked to her in years, I just don't call her back.
Speaker 1You know, yeah, yeah, you just don't call her back. No, no, I'm busy, she's probably livid.
Speaker 2Well, yeah.
Speaker 1That's a good improv bite too Well you know by it, too well you know. All right, she cleanses her face, she uses a serum, she uses a daily moisturizer, she uses sunscreen facial oil which I'm getting more into the oils lately and lip balm, uh, and her skincare philosophy, you, you, lip balm as needed it's not like three times a day, you know, like after a meal I put it on whether I need it or not all day long if you don't think you need it, you need it.
Speaker 2It's like water. If you think you're drinking enough, drown yourself.
Speaker 1Put your head underwater wash all the electrolytes out of your body. Um, her philosophy is for simple, consistent skincare routine and um she, oh, she invites, advises the people, and this is. I would like to advise this as well don't pick at, at your skin, don't use magnifying mirrors. That's the thing. You know what? I'm glad somebody said that Magnifying mirrors are the devil.
Speaker 2Don't do it. Why would you do that to yourself?
Speaker 1You don't need to see the size of your pores ever.
Speaker 2Also, just in case somebody you happen to be dating somebody and you guys have magnifying glasses between each other for some reason, Like no one's going to look at your skin at that level. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1Oh, you want to. Oh right, you want to prepare yourself, yeah.
Speaker 2And looking at that level, you're not going to be able to do. You know, just look at your skin, just look skin deep. You don't have to go any further. Well, you know, I can tell.
Speaker 1Yeah I'm sure I've done a couple of episodes here where I've had some pretty scary makeup on yeah one's like your memory smile.
Speaker 2One time was like this big no, was it okay well, that's pretty much it okay, yeah so um yeah, it's very, very interesting, very um enlightening I didn't realize that uh, what enlightened you about this today?
Speaker 1that?
Speaker 2every, every one of these uh celebrities cleanses their faces isn't that. So everyone cleanses their face? Yeah, and I had no idea that it was such a popular thing cleansing, cleansing.
Speaker 1Well, you've done.
Speaker 2You don't wash your face I don't wash my face ever.
Speaker 1I just go in the shower and put water and I'm done yeah I don't ever wash you actually put water on your face mark does the same thing. Yeah, yeah, well, I don't wash my face. It looks good.
Speaker 2So I just kind of go with whatever's. If I, if I wash it, it dries it out completely. Yeah, absolutely. And I put stuff on it. Um, I also don't shave, I just use the trimmer. Yeah, because it's sensitive on my skin as well.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2I try not to do anything, you know, at all At all Good job I can help you.
Speaker 1Well, I think you're doing a good job. Thank, you and when you start to look like crap, I will let you know, so we can start.
Speaker 2Good, I'm glad you said when and not if.
Speaker 1Sometimes said when and not if. Sometimes in life you just got to be positive. No, it's when. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, you're in the sun a lot. Yeah, so what? You're italian, you're in the sun. You wouldn't think that it's going to cause you damage, but it does. You know. You got to protect the money maker.
Speaker 2I will, yeah, I will, because I don't plan on working. In 10 years I'm going to be an ass model next couple years?
Speaker 1yeah, there's no sun damage on your asshole?
Speaker 2No, there isn't. There isn't. I have a. You know, I put a vitamin A serum.
Speaker 1A vitamin A serum. That would be like a retinol. No, I don't do that. Yeah, that would not be good.
Speaker 2But let's, I think we can wrap up this episode. Yes, please.
Speaker 1And.
Speaker 2I think I'm so excited no, no, I'm excited too. We can wrap up this episode, but I think we learned a lot today and I think maybe we can. It's a little cliffhanger. Let's find out. Let's talk about assholes next week. Let's just, you know, we do it now. Then where are we gonna go?
Speaker 1that's right there's no way to rush it there's like a lot to get to alright, so I'm cool. Leave the picture. You can gather the photos of the having a hard time talking today. There's a lot of assholes in my family album, my family photos.
Speaker 2A lot of my family members are assholes.
Speaker 1No, I'm just kidding, not everyone, just a few.
Speaker 2I think we're good. I think we're good too. That was a good episode, all right.
Speaker 1Where can I find you?
Speaker 2You can find me at notsandro. I don't even All right. Well, where can I find you? You can find me at NotSandro. Wait, no, sandro, notsandra. I don't even know my own name. That's how. Why he doesn't. Sandra, sandro, notsandra. On all the things that I'm on, you figure out which one I'm on. I'm not going to tell you.
Speaker 1Sandro NotSandra.
Speaker 2There we go.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2And the yeah and uh and the guido and the guido check it out? Yeah, check it out. Uh, if you find one, you'll find the other.
Speaker 1And uh, good luck.
Speaker 2Yeah, where can people find you, nikki?
Speaker 1uh nikki davis jr on instagram okay, the sex, drugs and skincare podcast. I uh on tiktok, right, I post sometimes there uh the youtube channel for the sex, drugs and skincare podcast okay, that's good to know that's pretty much I'm really willing to share at this point. Oh, the funny facial, which is actually my skincare website, if you're interested and you ever want to get in touch with me about possibly having a treatment, that's probably the best place to go through it. Very cool.
Speaker 2I dig it Well. Thank you so much for stopping by.
Speaker 1Hey, it's really great to see you.
Speaker 2This boat just walk off, yeah it was really, really fun and yeah, let's I gotta. Before we get a parking ticket, let's do it.
Speaker 1Yeah, nice to work with you. Hey, it was nice working with you too.
Speaker 2Aw, I really gotta move my hands around so we can do this. How, if I move my?
