Sex, Drugs and Skincare
Comedian and esthetician, Nicky Davis, along with side kick/boyfriend/assistant Sandro Iocolano, interviews comedians, actors and other practitioners as we learn about the latest, as well as the oldest techniques for staying young. We get weird but educational.
Sex, Drugs and Skincare
Snail Mucin, Bird Droppings, and Other Strange Beauty Secrets/Guest Comedian Jeff Richards
What would make you put snail slime on your face? How about bird droppings or bee venom? The fascinating world of unusual skincare ingredients reveals our endless pursuit of beauty—no matter how strange the source.
Join Nicky Davis Jr. and Sandro Iocolano, and comedian Jeff Richards of SNL and MadTv. We welcome the enigmatic Harmond Williams (who may or may not be related to comedian Harland Williams) for a hilarious exploration of the most bizarre ingredients in the beauty industry. From Korean skincare staples to ancient geisha secrets, we unpack what actually works and what's simply marketing mythology.
Discover why fish scales create that perfect shimmer in your favorite lipstick, how placenta extract found its way into anti-aging creams, and why mindfulness matters when choosing what to put on your skin. Our guest brings unexpected wisdom between moments of comedic tangents, reminding us that sometimes the path to beauty requires critical thinking rather than blindly following trends.
Whether you're a skincare enthusiast curious about the science behind unusual ingredients or simply enjoy a good laugh at the lengths we'll go for beauty, this episode delivers both information and entertainment in equal measure. The conversation weaves through serious skincare science and absurdist comedy, creating a uniquely engaging listening experience that will change how you view your beauty products.
Ready to question everything in your skincare routine? Listen now, and remember to take your time slicing your own cheese—you'll understand why by the end of the episode.
Don’t forget to follow @theJeffRichardsshow on YouTube for his hilarious deep fake and deeply real impressions. They’re too good.
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Speaker 2:I almost started clapping. I don't know why. You can clap if you want All right, yeah, you can clap if you want to you can leave your friends behind. If your friends don't applaud you, I forgot the rest of the song. Good to be back here.
Speaker 1:Yeah it, if your friends don't applaud, I forgot the rest of the song. Good to be back here. Yeah, it is really good to be back. I'm liking these little short segments that we've been doing. I feel like they're a little bit more edible, absolutely.
Speaker 2:I can go to the bathroom a lot more during the day. I don't have to wait after an hour to do it. We do a segment.
Speaker 1:I go pee-pee, come back pee, pee, pee, pee, back and forth. I find it great for my bladder the segment of poop like you mean, like that?
Speaker 2:no, just pee, peeing, oh just okay, yeah, not like a segment of poop, but well, I guess it could be thanks.
Speaker 1:Thanks for bringing that around sometimes we get off into the poop and maybe we shouldn't. I'm thinking, no, it's good shit.
Speaker 2:Okay, I think it's good shit, and I think that it's a part of life it is you know yeah, I think so all right. So how have you been? What's?
Speaker 1:I haven't seen you in a long time um, yeah, I know it was at least 45 seconds ago. Um, I've been good. Uh, I'm really super excited about our podcast today, but let me just uh, I'm nikki davis jr. I'm a licensed comedian, stand-up esthetician, did you?
Speaker 2:have you, you, you redid your licensing right. You don't let it, they don't let it I updated my oh.
Speaker 1:No, actually I did get the notice recently. You can't tell people that you, I can't, yeah, I can't afford the fees well, okay, but fine.
Speaker 2:But you can't lie to people and say that you're licensed.
Speaker 1:No saying okay, yeah, I'm licensed to kill nice or ill I'm actually, I'm sorry. I'm not licensed to kill. I'm actually licensed to ill. Licensed to kill Nice or ill. I'm actually, I'm sorry, I'm not licensed to kill, I'm actually licensed to ill Licensed to ill, which the Beastie Boys were.
Speaker 2:They were that's an ironic album because they were. I think they were responsible for a cholera outbreak.
Speaker 1:So when they're licensed to ill.
Speaker 2:They actually got a lot of people sick.
Speaker 1:That makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 2:Okay With me as usual, by the way.
Speaker 1:subscribe With me as usual is my co-host, Sherpa set decorator, boyfriend Sandro Yocolano. That was good. I'm applauding for you. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, Thanks for coming.
Speaker 2:Yeah, of course I like being here. I like being here.
Speaker 1:You are actually responsible for getting this guest that we have coming on today, were you not?
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah for getting this guest that we have coming on today, were you not? Yeah, yeah, we ran into each other and he's a friend of a friend. And when you say friend of a friend, you'll understand, because he's very, very talented and he's got his lineage. His family lineage is unbelievable.
Speaker 1:Really.
Speaker 2:And I'm not even going to say anything about it because I just want to introduce him Right. So please give it up for the very, very talented. I don't know too much about them and I want to get to know more because I really really enjoy them.
Speaker 3:It's Harmond Williams. Wow, yeah, thank you so much. Great to be here. Well, first, you should know, the most defining information about me is that I'm Harland Williams' cousin, that's what.
Speaker 2:Oh you're the cousin, the cousin, yes.
Speaker 3:He says I'm not. Oh that's classic Harland he's just fucking around and I get the brunt of it.
Speaker 2:That's unfortunate man, that's unfortunate. I can see theunt of it. That's unfortunate man, that's unfortunate. But I can see the resemblance now, oh, absolutely, there's a certain uncanniness to it. Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 3:Are you fucking patronizing me?
Speaker 2:No, I've got to be honest, I don't know what that word means. Everybody says it. I do not know what patronizing means.
Speaker 3:I'm just giving you a compliment, okay, good, you're just building suspense, says it. I do not know what patronizing means. I'm just I'll just give you a compliment, okay, good, yeah, you're just building suspense either. Well, it's not easy to be working on the apple fields of canada trying to get your way to a dong duggins or even a chinese restaurant that'll take your resume. I come all the way out here to the portland area find my wife. I'm Harbord Williams.
Speaker 2:Wow, that's the story. That's so cool. I never met anybody that can sum up their lives and what their goal and focus is in such a so succinctly Exactly so succinctly.
Speaker 3:I guess I just got lucky yeah.
Speaker 1:No, that's speaking of you know yourself. I love that. You know you.
Speaker 3:You know who you are, and that means a lot yeah, I know where taco bell is. I'm good, that's all you need. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's a shirt. They should make about a shirt.
Speaker 2:I love that yeah, you know I I like what you're wearing now. You look like um really nice. You look very, very nice you. You look like you could have been in the Steve Zissou movie with Bill Murray the Life Aquatic. I love it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, steve Zissou is friends with that Suzuki guy. Remember the guy in the 80s, joe Suzuki?
Speaker 2:Yeah, he was on those commercials. What I like.
Speaker 3:It was his cousin.
Speaker 2:Oh, I didn't know that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, see if suzuki I had no idea, johnny teriyaki. Johnny, on the fucking wiglet set. You know what it is. It's like uh I remember take a pastrami sandwich and slam it into your face, then fucking get the fuck out of here that's the that I yeah I used to order food like that right, yeah, you just order it and I I couldn't do it, but, harman, I know you could do it, like that's a cool way to do it like get the fuck out of here
Speaker 3:yeah yeah, yeah, guess what? I can't do it. You know, I got fucking court papers because I had to fucking paint it over a guy's sign and a fucking fudge factory over in fucking clausenville and a guy got up and he was sleeping. He's like, oh, what the fuck is he? I disturbed him, but everything's all what they want, the hell. They was a bug in the guy. Uh, I end up taking my sleeping bag, oh, what the fuck, what an asshole.
Speaker 2:He took his sleeping bag. He took his sleeping bag oh his sleeping bag.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he had it with me. No, he brought sexy back, but he's got a sleeping bag, right, right you get those two confused.
Speaker 2:That makes sense. Now I want to ask you because today's episode is is about what is the episode about? The it's about the weirdest. There we go the weirdest beauty ingredients in the world. All right now, I'm not going to say the weirdest, okay, because you have a very, very interesting manner of speaking and how you communicate. I'm not going to say you're weird, I just sound like I did. But I'm not going to say you're weird. I'm saying you're very unique in the way you pronounce things. So if I say the weirdest ingredients, do you think that's a negative thing or a positive thing, because this is about skin care. But I mean, if I say you're weird, is it positive or negative to you?
Speaker 3:Well, it's how you take it, I guess. But if you're wondering what people look like, it's like oh, you gotta look and see what the fucking guy's cousin looks like, you know. And and the mother. And look at the jawline and look at the, you know. Look at the lay along the legs, are you know? This is? Uh, these are the kind of fucking things they figure out in the coroner's office, and why not use them in a regular world? I like that. And why wait for the coroner's office? And why not use them in a regular world?
Speaker 2:I like that. And why wait for the coroner's office to find out what the ingredients are? So I think today we should find out what the weirdest ingredients are, all right, and we should wait for somebody to be dead to find out what they are.
Speaker 1:That's a very, very, very astute observation also I didn't realize you had to actually compare leg length, so I didn't know either.
Speaker 3:You don't have to. And, by the way, most people are off. Their legs are off anyway. They're off a couple inches, three inches. I finally got my chiropractor, well, got three inches, yeah, three inches. That was a great uh def leppard album anyway. Um no, the whole thing went fucking kazoo, went fucking lefty kazoo when they fucking lost the kazoo.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that happens right.
Speaker 2:It did happen?
Speaker 3:yeah, no, it's not supposed to happen, though I didn't realize. People get upset over that kind of thing.
Speaker 2:yeah, Well, yeah, I mean, after a while they start to notice it. When you lose your kazoo. You lose your kazoo. Yeah, there's nothing.
Speaker 1:There's nothing really worse than that.
Speaker 2:No, I mean it's like, uh, it's like up the paddle without a kazoo. What is it without a paddle in in a no paddle in a kazoo? What is that thing when you paddle around with the kazoo in the water?
Speaker 3:canoe, canoe, the canoe the new canoe. I didn't know that the canoe and the canoe. Remember that show?
Speaker 2:I didn't know, don't you?
Speaker 3:know the knip canop. Well fuck, I don't know. Don't tell me that I'm straight, okay oh, all right. Well, I'm learning a lot today yeah, my wife is somewhere out in. Uh, I haven't seen her in a while, but she said she's gonna be okay. Whatever, I don't know well, I gotta make rent.
Speaker 3:Either way I gotta make rent every month. It's stressful. My cousin Harland sorry my cousin Harland you know I try to jump on his coattails. He doesn't like it, and so I'm left in the middle of a field holding a tennis racket, looking at a beetlejuice album cover man yeah well it's gotta it's, it's gotta be like.
Speaker 2:You feel bad, living under a shadow. I could tell you don't like it. You want to be there, but you don't want to be there yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3:Uh, it's hard to say what I want and what I don't want, unfortunately. I'm looking at my computer and it just said low battery. And then I'm looking at the stuff that's plugged in and I got the microphone and I got the camera and I don't have something to plug the power into that sounds very stressful for you. Yeah Well, it's your show. I'm a bad guest for not having an Ampli-powered air book.
Speaker 2:Ah, but you only have the one outlet in that area.
Speaker 1:In the grass.
Speaker 2:In the grass? Yeah, because you're in the middle of the field right now. In fact, these really really tall grass. You got to be careful because they could have Lyme disease. A lot of ticks in the tall grass.
Speaker 3:I manifested this. Wow, I did a Peter book. I took a whole Peter book for myself. I did a Peter book. Whoa, it's. Peter made this, this book, and it's great. And I, it's just like you. If you imagine something in the future, it doesn't matter what it is, you can see it in the past and that's how you know how to cross the bridge into the. Uh, it's another dimension oh, wow.
Speaker 2:Okay, I gotta be honest, I'm I'm very intrigued. I kind of want to see where this goes with, like the, the battery situation and then also the uh, like the the topic. So if it, maybe we should talk maybe more about the topic and if your thing happens to go, I mean it's going to make great podcast absolutely it makes great podcast when the disc, when the guest disappears. Well, you know yeah, I'm saying it's like it, it's like it's great TV. You know what they say. Yeah, it's great podcast.
Speaker 3:It may just stay going, it may just stay going we're good, we're good either way. The jig's off everybody. I'm not really a clown.
Speaker 1:I'm Jeff Richards Impersonator.
Speaker 2:What the no way you were here the whole time and you said you weren't being here because you weren't here. Wow, Unbelievable. You want to talk about some of the ingredients. I do only because I'm curious about what is weird and what the hell are they?
Speaker 1:Well, people will pretty much do anything. They'll put any much. I will yeah, what's the weirdest thing you put on your face? And I want to ask actually oh, I thought you meant like what would the?
Speaker 2:what I like the weirdest thing? I would do much anything.
Speaker 1:I'm like no, I mean like they've been a paper salesman.
Speaker 2:I bet no um on my face. I don't know about the weirdest thing, but um, I mean, I used to I guess, I don't know, like food wise maybe oh, maybe I'm trying to think of the weirdest thing I put on my face.
Speaker 1:Deliberately.
Speaker 2:Deliberately. I think maybe egg whites, maybe somebody said once before that I did Okay.
Speaker 1:I'm not sure Dirt.
Speaker 2:As a kid I put dirt.
Speaker 1:That makes sense.
Speaker 2:But not like a skincare thing, just kind of like, just you know.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what? Just yeah, you know. Yeah, what about you harman any um any skin secrets that we should know about, or wait?
Speaker 3:no, I just try to keep things out of my face.
Speaker 3:Like you know, uh tough guys and uh people tell me what to do, and when I worked at, uh, plaid pantry, everybody was from some sort of walk of life that just had a real fucking tough time, you know, and I learned a lot about myself and I just decided to become a magician. That's why I'm wearing this. I love it. So I'm in magician school and I basically interned there. So I help put away T-shirts and sweatshirts and I work at the cafe and I bus tables. It's a good job. My back always hurts every night because I'm a tall guy. My lower back is killing me.
Speaker 1:Just walking through doorways and things. Yeah, he's a tall guy hitting doorways His head.
Speaker 3:That sucks man, tall guys. They kind of come at us, you know, and I want to say alice lettuce, you ever done that one?
Speaker 2:you've never done.
Speaker 3:Alice, lettuce, alice, lettuce, alice, I'll tell you. Warm up for your reading oh, I tried to get into show business and harland wouldn't help me. He said I wasn't really his cousin wow, that's the craziest thing, because you have notoriety.
Speaker 2:We all know who you are as harlan, as harlan williams cousin, but he disowned you and basically he says he never owned you to begin with, so he couldn't disown you, but but yet still have notoriety. But you haven't actually done anything right, you like?
Speaker 3:I've done a lot of things. I mean like completely redid my wardrobe, all on a penny's dollar okay, that's something yeah yeah, that's an accomplishment I got.
Speaker 3:I got a. I got a vibraphone at the fucking deli. My friend was at the deli and his friend had a vibraphone, so I fucking bought it so these are all like in your imdb, right, because I mean these are pretty good accomplishments. This is the stuff that's going in the book. This is the stuff that's going into this, the sour milk chronicles. It's a hard, laborious, uh journey writing something like this, and I've only gotten to the first page wow, that's going to be very dense with facts and oh yeah, that's gonna be loaded.
Speaker 3:I mean, you know that I like sex and candy song yes it's like what? How do you know, if I know that you can't just say it? Oh yeah, yeah, right, yeah, see this candy. Where's the rappers?
Speaker 2:yeah, people are the fuck yeah, there's a lot of littering you don't talk about.
Speaker 3:Yeah, literally Literally.
Speaker 2:Tell me some of the, because you said sour milk, and this reminds me back to ingredients. Right, okay?
Speaker 1:All right, so let's go through just a few Snail mucin Excuse me, snail mucin Mm-hmm. In Korea they will do it, korean skincare. And also remember, when we were in Sicily, one of your relatives actually picked up a snail and put it on her face.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's right she put it because it's supposed to be good for your skin. That's okay, yeah, yeah, what's the other one? Bird droppings, you mean like something, like a bird's carrying something, and it's like what? And then groceries, yeah, and you're like oh, you put like a little pebble on your face, mm-hmm, I didn't know that. Yeah, but where do they use bird droppings?
Speaker 1:What do they for skin brightening?
Speaker 2:Ugh skin brightening.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what do you mean Like to take away? Yeah, pigmentation.
Speaker 2:So but but was like the, the acid in there or something I guess I haven't analyzed any bird droppings. Well, let's get let's get on it, okay, because I think birds are very efficient they poop and pee at the same time. Oh right, so when they say droppings, that's why they say droppings and they can't say bird shit, because obviously it's, it's mixed with p, right, you can't misrepresent. So that's it, so that's both together has some sort of a. I guess maybe it's because what the birds eat together has some sort of a.
Speaker 2:I guess maybe it's because what the birds eat, right, all right, yeah, cool. Well, that's disgusting all right.
Speaker 1:Well, um, it is. Um, it also contains something called guanine and it reflects light and so, um, I guess, uh yeah, that helps. Guano is uh uh poop maybe it's from the same word. Actually, I think it is probably.
Speaker 2:Yeah, there's bat poop, Bat poop guano. I watched Ace Ventura 2.
Speaker 1:As well.
Speaker 3:Yeah, as well.
Speaker 2:The first one is still good, so good yeah, all right.
Speaker 3:My cousin was in that movie, really Dumb and Dumber.
Speaker 2:Oh wait, yeah, Dumb and dumber. Oh wait, yeah, dumb. And no, the ace ventura, but dumb and dumber yeah, tell us about that the same thing really.
Speaker 3:They're both big movies yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2:I should have just said yes you gotta watch out.
Speaker 3:When you get cheese, you know, and you get it all chopped up. The chopped up cheese that comes in a little box. There they the chopped up cheese, and they sell it because they like, oh, it's already chopped. You know not the way about chopping it and the chopped this cheese, and the thing is is each little square is got all the food auditors on all the you know what are you hell do you call it Preservatives all over it. So each little, tiny little thing has covered in preservatives. So take the time to slice your cheese, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2:That's a very good point. I never thought about that.
Speaker 1:It makes perfect sense, though, because once you've pulled it apart, you have to preserve each piece individually.
Speaker 2:Right, because now you've dismantled it and you've made it more perishable by every second.
Speaker 3:Wow. No, it's different for something like Parmesan cheese, which you should always get Reggiano, because Reggiano is the only one. That's from Italy, okay, from the region. Gotcha, okay, okay, gotcha, okay okay and I say get olive oil on the online from a local olive oil outlet. I wouldn't get it at a grocery store, you know where you cut me?
Speaker 2:is that, if you, is that because you've moved to like a place like portland, where you feel like that's more? And I'm asking seriously because you feel like you know, like no, I've seen what it is I can actually get this right from the olive oil bottler.
Speaker 3:It's. It's because you hear things and you see those videos on Instagram and you flip along those reels and some of them tell you oh, you need, you know, papaya seeds and watermelon and crush them in a mullet this and that, but really you need more than that. You have to figure out what information you're going to take in, because they'll tell you anything. One time they told me to go buy an old coat. I don't need that.
Speaker 2:That's such a weird. But yeah, but you probably, if you didn't think about it, you just go do it because you're like, oh, they know what they're talking about.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and you know the funny thing is I was gonna get up an old coat, but I just don't like being told at the door.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that makes sense. I can feel that in your personality you're very free spirit yeah, I feel it in my pocketbook.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's a very good point.
Speaker 2:It should be your idea.
Speaker 3:If not, at least let me come up with the idea myself walt disney used to have a secret bedroom where he'd play calling cards and he'd have a toffee factory in there and he had a fucking swimming pool. And this is like a one bedroom, but it's just.
Speaker 2:This covered us one bedroom just's a big, big, so I like the layout. It sounds like a nice spatial layout were they hiding?
Speaker 3:look at you guys. You're like I wish this guy's battery would die anytime now look at you.
Speaker 1:I feel it no, no, no, we're very interested. I'm learning a lot about things. I don't even really know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2:Um, at times, again it's what people say to you, yeah, and then you just take it as what it is. But you have to be careful, because again it goes back to slicing the cheese. Take your own time to do it yourself, and then you'll be better off, because if not, you pay for the convenience.
Speaker 3:It's a convenience store. What's your favorite cheeses? Your favorite cheese, each one, one cheese.
Speaker 2:One cheese apiece, your favorite cheese, each one, one cheese, I'm going to have to say. The first one that comes to me that I always love is pepper jack oh, that's a good one.
Speaker 1:If you're going to claim that one, I'm going to say I like Swiss cheese.
Speaker 3:Swiss cheese is good oh yeah, swiss cheese is good with ham.
Speaker 1:I like it with mustard and a pickle oh cool, I mean oh, that sounds good.
Speaker 3:I hope you're having a good time. You should just say you just want me to leave your outgoing message. Hey, everybody I'm harold williams you know like I just love the angle of like explanation this guy trying to just capitalize off his guts Like the Gallaghers and stuff, yeah.
Speaker 1:The guy that's imitating Harland is Hardly Williams.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly, hardly Williams, I'm not really him.
Speaker 3:I'm just looking like him. Then I do it for Harland and he's like that doesn't sound anything like me. Are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 2:nowhere near, sounds like anything like me oh my god, oh yeah, yeah, maybe he's uh, you know, he just can't hear it because you can't hear yourself when you talk, though, really Like you don't hear the tone of your own voice. What you got to do next time is next time you see him, you got to record yourself doing an impression for him again, and then the next time you see him after that, you're like, see, and he'll be like oh, you're right.
Speaker 3:And then he'll get angry. You've got gonna fucking be kidding me. I don't have that, I've. I've fucking just uh, got some fucking sushi from down the fucking road and uh, everything's a shit fucking city, but then that one sushi place is like killing it it makes up for everything yeah, yeah. All you need is one good sushi place, and no matter what the weight is just wait, yeah, just wait.
Speaker 2:I can't do sushi like I think. I'm not sure if it's sushi or sashimi, but one of them makes my jaw uh tingle oh it makes my jaw like tingle, it like a little bit my throat. I still eat it that's an allergy. I don't know if that's necessarily good, because apparently like that could. That sounds like an allergy yeah, something allergy.
Speaker 1:I don't know if that's necessarily good, because apparently that could. That sounds like an allergy, yeah it sounds like an allergy.
Speaker 2:I probably shouldn't do that. Then I don't think so. Well, we learn. All right so let's just go.
Speaker 3:We'll be right back, we'll be right back. Take a break, just fucking break. Give me a break. I love that show.
Speaker 1:Yeah, um, all right. No, carter placenta extract is another one. Wait, do you put on your face? Yes, do you put it on your face, apparently to rejuvenate your skin. You take placenta. Um, there is scientific. The scientific evidence that it actually helps, though, is quite weak, and also the risk is that it can be contaminated. Uh, and you don't want to put any kind of contamination on your face, I guess, right who do you get that from?
Speaker 3:unless you know where that contamination's been. That's right exactly. You gotta trace everything back. You have to go round and round and back and round, yeah you gotta do the splits. If you can do the splits, you gotta just do the splats that's a very good point. Do the splits take a fucking field map, put it on your fucking ceiling, see how fucking long it lasts mhm, these are the gems that you come out with, and Harlan doesn't want anything to do with you well, harlan, I don't think is as interesting.
Speaker 1:I mean, harlan is not out with and Harlan doesn't want anything to do with you. Well, harmon, I don't think is as interesting as I mean Harlan does not as interesting as Harlan.
Speaker 2:Harlan goes up there and he does a thing or whatever, and he's great. He's been in a couple of movies. But, Har Harman, I, I feel that you are every man you speak for the people. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Don't, don't don't talk bad about harland, okay, yeah, I gotta. I kind of like the guy. I mean, he's my cousin, you know, family blood is thicker than water but what is?
Speaker 2:but he says you're not family, though, doesn't that, doesn't that bite?
Speaker 3:you. He just doesn't thinking clearly I, I have, I have uh, I have documents and I have a birth certificate. There's other things. I have to prove that I'm his cousin, but I'm not a surgeon. I can't do it in one day. I just have to try to figure out how I'm going to organize my magician school classes, with trying to figure out where the money came from or where it got lost use paper trail again.
Speaker 2:Yeah see, you're very thoughtful I love paper trail. You use paper trail I use paper trail sometimes. I used to. I thought it was first of all I was paper boy.
Speaker 1:Remember that paper boy I like a paper trail mix sometimes, oh that's.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, you always raisins and peanuts, you always know where the money is mixed in with nuts, right? Yeah, that's nice. I like what you did there okay, do you though I do, I do, you don't have to um, okay, let's see, we got two more.
Speaker 1:Uh, looks like. Uh, yes, we got two more bee venom. It shows that it's anti-inflammatory, which which makes no sense to me, because I thought the whole idea of a bee sting is to make you inflamed.
Speaker 2:Do you?
Speaker 3:know anything about bees Harmon oh well, I know they bite. I've been bit by a bee before yeah and they say most people go oh no, you're stung, I go. Stung is not when you fall in love oh make any sense.
Speaker 3:So you know, like cupid and all that, but then I got really lost. I was supposed to deliver this fudge cake and I couldn't figure out where to like drive it to. But I had, like my Thomas guide and I was going like blazons. I was like going like real blazons and next thing you know, I'm in New Mexico with the flat tire and no water. Whoa, that was hard.
Speaker 1:You're the last person I know that has a Thomas guide.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Thomas doesn't even have one. Thomas gave up on his own guide.
Speaker 2:You can't find it.
Speaker 1:All right, one more and then you can do it, say whatever you want Fish scales. Another guanine I don't know why it has guanine in it, but they use it in nail polish and lipstick for the shimmer.
Speaker 2:Okay, that makes sense, right. Fish always have such a nice shine to them. They really do Like. They're almost polished, like well, if I'm going to gonna get caught, I might as well look good right now. So, uh, that's interesting that they would use that. I wonder how do they find that out?
Speaker 1:just grind up some, they get a muscle grinder.
Speaker 3:They get a muscle grinder. So you start rubbing your own skin. Right, you rub your own skin, then you rub it all your face, face. They used to do that in the Cuban Missile Crisis.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay, they were doing that at the Piggly Wigglies.
Speaker 3:People were protesting at the Piggly Wigglies. Oh man, it's where I used to get my coffee. I could even go get my coffee At the Piggly Wiggly. Yeah, you get the ground round, I get the medium. Uh, punch cake or whatever it is. It has a saddle, us as the saddle flavor saddle flavor yeah it tastes like a saddle like it really does, too.
Speaker 1:You can taste it it's like the notes of saddle, yeah, no, yeah, this is really saddle yeah yeah, notes of saddle.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's how you browned it. Yeah, she knows she's smart, she knows how to do it. If you're gonna put it in a grocery store, you're gonna have to take a whole uh container. You got to get an oreo. You have to get a whole shelf for it, because sometimes they get the oddly shaped like, like you know, like a big round fat ones, and then it's like you can't even stock that many of them. You know, you got to figure out the placement.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the logistics are again. You have to actually take the time to do it and be mindful of it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, mindfulness is really, I think, the key to everything.
Speaker 2:It's a whole theme, right, the entire theme is mindfulness, just like you were mindful in letting us know what you do, but I think it's kind of mindless that Harlan doesn't recognize you, and I think it's a shame, because we've had a fantastic time talking to you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we really have.
Speaker 2:And you brought a lot of stuff to light.
Speaker 3:And yeah, I just can people find you somewhere to you know like to either like find you online or find you like a restaurant?
Speaker 2:Okay, so I think, I think it's uh, his battery finally died, that's perfect timing.
Speaker 1:His battery, um okay. So where can you find?
Speaker 2:uh, harmon At the Jeff Richards Um and if not, you can email tasty jeff at gmailcom and please do. Yeah, please check out harmond williams and the jeff richards.
Speaker 1:Uh, super, super funny dude and uh, I all of his personalities he's got so many characters yeah and yeah personalities, I think is probably a better way to say it and he's a character and if you'd like he's performing, you can go. I'll give you his home address, you guys can go check him out and say, hi, he's a sweetheart.
Speaker 2:Thank you for being on the show.
Speaker 1:All right, well, yeah, thanks, jeff, if you're watching, and thank you guys. We'll see you next week.
Speaker 2:See you next week.
