Don't Rub Me the Wrong Way

Gary has his eyesight enhanced to 20/40 vision after visiting Akmal's Uncle Boushra -  a world renown laser eye surgeon and kebab shop owner.  The BullHitters examine the Law Act of 1930, "One is Not Permitted to Rub Yourself With a Stuffed Animal" which remarkably is still enforce today as Akmal found out. And the BullHitters is not complete without a word from their sponsor, The Nasal Eliminator - an elegant device that removes unsightly nasal hair with its patented uranium fusion technology. And producer Danny pops in for his regular fact check segment - Get Facted! 

The Bullhitters is entirely ad-libbed. Any offensive material is completely accidental. We could edit it out but that would take work.