SPEAKER_18 0:40

Hey everyone. Hi. Hello. Happy Saturday.

SPEAKER_05 0:45

Happy, happy Saturday.

SPEAKER_18 0:47

Happy, happy, joy, joy.

SPEAKER_10 0:49

Happy, happy, joy, joy. Can't wait to play some Landaveme RPG.

SPEAKER_05 0:52

It's called Lando Feme.

SPEAKER_10 0:54

Be awesome.

SPEAKER_05 0:55

Campaign number two. The adventures of Brendo and Hooch. Campaign number two, Electric Boogaloo. Let's go.

SPEAKER_04 1:03

Pretty cool. All right. Yeah, I mean, last time we were left off in a cliffhanger. You guys were trying to infiltrate Norks Noodle Gang, and it kind of went to hell.

SPEAKER_05 1:13

Uh really did. H E double hockey sticks.

SPEAKER_19 1:17

It went sideway. Limite.

SPEAKER_04 1:20

Hooch you're poisoned.

SPEAKER_19 1:22

Got some bad clams in you. I guess. Several rounds of them, too. I just couldn't quit it. Couldn't quit it. It's bad clam after bad clam. It's bad stuff.

SPEAKER_05 1:31

I'll tell you what quit was our ability roles. It was it was gnar. It was really gnar. It was uh narrow sparkly. We're bringing we're bringing that big dundeo energy, you know.

SPEAKER_04 1:50

Well, let's get crazy and uh jump right into it. Uh yes. Okay. Um Bonnie Bad Apple. Norks main thug.

SPEAKER_05 2:05

I think it's Chase Bad Apple.

SPEAKER_04 2:08

It could be true. That could be true. Oh. Uh she she has chased you through the city and cornered you in an alleyway. Um guys are in a conflict, okay?

SPEAKER_10 2:27

You'll never take us alive.

SPEAKER_04 2:30

She starts pounding her fist into her hand.

SPEAKER_05 2:35

I say, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Uh Ben, have we regained any quest points, or or because it's just rolling into the next one, we haven't got them yet.

SPEAKER_04 2:44

You got quest points.

SPEAKER_08 2:46

If we regain no quest points, I am doomed. There's no way.

SPEAKER_04 2:50

You have quest points. You don't have uh courage if you lost any.

SPEAKER_05 2:56

Sure, sure, sure, sure.

SPEAKER_04 2:57

I don't know what I was at. James, you're still poisoned. I am poisoned. James is wormfeest, which means that you have disadvantage to all physical base skills. All of my uh my vigor. So uh what do you want to do? You could uh try to parlay, you could um I could spread run away, but uh disadvantage because she's blocking you.

SPEAKER_05 3:29

Um and and then the Copper Hats showed up who've been targeting this bad apple for some time now. Let me roll it.

SPEAKER_00 3:40

Let me roll it before Ben responds. Let me roll it.

SPEAKER_05 3:45

We'll roll that. Uh plus two to that check. All right, I use a quest point to make it a six. Coming in hot. Going in all in right off the bat.

SPEAKER_04 3:58

Success with a twist, they're after all of you. Oh, great. I don't know if that's worse.

SPEAKER_05 4:04

We'll use the chaos. Twist with a twist. It's the same guys who remember me from the police academy. No, no, that ship issailed. That ship is sailed long ago. There actually aren't in the copper hats anymore. They both died in the line of fire.

SPEAKER_07 4:22

Um this is crazy. Could I use recruit?

SPEAKER_09 4:28

Um, rule charm once per combat.

SPEAKER_21 4:30

Oh, I guess we're not in a combat yet. I don't want to do that yet. Never mind. Never mind. Never mind.

SPEAKER_05 4:34

Ignore it in combat. Yeah, never mind. All right. Um let's burn all of our abilities in one conflict. No, let's just let's see what happens, I guess.

SPEAKER_04 4:45

Alright. Um, you know, I guess it's gonna go to combat. So I'll use recruit. It's gonna be a three-way combat. Okay. All right.

SPEAKER_05 5:04

Make a susu studio check. All right, am I right?

SPEAKER_04 5:07

Wait, yeah, that's good.

SPEAKER_05 5:08

Yeah, nice.

SPEAKER_21 5:09

Yeah, for I for some reason I thought like I we thought I had to roll disadvantage, but it's only physical skills, bigger, bigger, bigger. Um, sorry, 11. So you go first. No, no, 10, sorry. My bad.

SPEAKER_19 5:24

Um okay, all right. I'm gonna use recruit on one of the copper hats, and the copper hat doesn't recognize George, but the copper hat recognizes me. Nice from when I from when I was uh in the evidence.

SPEAKER_05 5:36

Oh, you're in the evidence.

SPEAKER_18 5:39

And I'll say, hey, I know you. What are you doing over there? You gotta help us get out of here. These uh this this this lady's crazy.

SPEAKER_04 5:49

All right, roll it up.

SPEAKER_20 5:50

I roll charm six plus. Yes, yes, okay.

SPEAKER_04 5:57

So the this this goon, I'm assuming, is on the Raz side for the remainder of the combat. Okay. Um so it's not everyone, but this guy. It's it'll be sort of like confused.

SPEAKER_05 6:11

Yeah, like my thinking was that like this guy would go after her. Right, like he'll focus on her giving us the chance to maybe get away. Yeah, the question is do we try to fight or do we flee? I think we I think we flee.

SPEAKER_04 6:26

I'm dying of the thing.

SPEAKER_05 6:27

I think we flee. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 6:29

Smack um so current situation, three of them go after Bonnie bot app bat but apple.

SPEAKER_00 6:41

And so it was canon.

SPEAKER_05 6:44

Just get inside Ben's head. Terrible pronunciations, it's all I ever do.

SPEAKER_04 6:49

One of them strikes out at Brendo.

SPEAKER_05 6:52

No, I start flying immediately. Actually, that might be how we get out of here is through the power of flood. What is your defense? You know, zero. Not plus at least.

SPEAKER_04 7:12

Hit with a counterattack.

SPEAKER_05 7:14

Oh, okay. I'm gonna see how much damage you apply to me. Ooh. Alright. Well, I haven't taken any courage damage this time. Or yet.

SPEAKER_19 7:25

Is that what you actually have?

SPEAKER_05 7:26

I'm shrimp keitar, I'm gonna elkong him.

SPEAKER_19 7:29

I was just about to say that.

SPEAKER_05 7:31

Yeah, if anyone knows who Elkabong is, uh, you were as old as us. Or older. Cartoon superhero that hit people. Cartoon superhero bard that hit people with a guitar. Quick straw across. Uh, I guess I will just um twice per combat. You know what? Oh, this is out of conflict to out of conflict to heal. Uh all right. Let's do some fighting music. We're gonna do some dread. I shred on the guitar, making a cacophonous sound right into his face.

SPEAKER_15 8:03

Kaka!

SPEAKER_05 8:04

Wow. Well, this is uh this was the counterattack, at least, so it's uh yeah, he hit me so hard my kitars backwards.

SPEAKER_04 8:13

Yeah, he kind of uh conked you on the head with his club. You went spinning.

SPEAKER_05 8:21

Oh crap, I have a minus one attack, Ben. Oh no. Okay, all right. Okay, you still get hit, but now you forget your personal quest for three quests. Yeah, let's uh let's go over here. Let's consult the tables. I throw my guitar at him. That's right.

SPEAKER_18 8:44

Dehants right next to fish. Right next to fish.

SPEAKER_06 8:52

Okay. Uh sorry. I feel like that's only funny enough at an eye.

SPEAKER_15 8:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 9:00

And George, like anyone else wouldn't understand.

SPEAKER_05 9:02

You know, no, it's a layout thing, you know. It's fine.

SPEAKER_04 9:05

Yeah, it's a layout thing. So this is kind of weird because you're really just playing on your keitar. Um see how it goes. Key pops out and hits him in his own eye.

SPEAKER_12 9:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:19

But you you sort of spin, and uh I rolled up some location aspects, and there's uh garbage cans and muddy streets. Okay, cool. So I love the location aspects, by the way, just aside.

SPEAKER_20 9:39

That's it's a neat way to create a little bit of flavor.

Flight, Trashcans, And A Narrow Escape

SPEAKER_04 9:43

I'm gonna say you knock into hooch and you both tumble into the garbage cans.

SPEAKER_05 9:50

Okay. We're you're saying we're protected inside our garbage cans. Got it. We have more armor.

SPEAKER_06 9:58

I was immediately gonna use a lid as a shield.

SPEAKER_12 10:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:02

Uh the the three copper hats attacking, but Apple um kind of just like hang all over her because she's pretty huge. She's a big wug. She's going and like throwing them on her arms.

SPEAKER_05 10:19

You know what? I'm sorry, I didn't roll initiative. I assume I'm going after these schmucks. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 10:25

Well, you already took your action.

SPEAKER_05 10:27

That was a counterattack.

SPEAKER_04 10:30

I mean the uh narration.

SPEAKER_05 10:34

Oh, you okay. That was was that part of the combat?

SPEAKER_04 10:38

It was part of the conflict.

SPEAKER_05 10:40

So Okay, okay, so part of the conflict, and then it became combat. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Got it.

SPEAKER_04 10:47

And uh yeah, so now we'll do the next round in which uh do you guys want to run?

SPEAKER_05 10:56

You want to uh I want to pick up hooch and fly.

SPEAKER_04 11:03

Can you do that? Can't, I don't think. Can you?

SPEAKER_05 11:10

Oh yeah, but not while they're holding anything. I waved a hooch, should I fly? No.

SPEAKER_04 11:16

Um I think we might have said you'd be at like a substantial disadvantage, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 11:24

I think we've we've talked about this. That's obviously the first thing anyone would think of if you have the ability to fly. Is but he's he's so tiny, hooch be so tiny.

SPEAKER_04 11:32

You're using your arms to fly.

SPEAKER_05 11:35

You're hanging on to my legs. Uh you f you fly, I'll disappear. I mean, I can get away.

SPEAKER_14 11:42

Fly, you foop.

SPEAKER_10 11:44

Yeah, I can get away, yeah. I can I can do it.

SPEAKER_05 11:47

Yeah, can I fly and distract the guys down below and and like fly to a roof, a rooftop of the alleyway? Start throwing tiles at them.

SPEAKER_04 11:59

Um how do you make a might check just because your position?

SPEAKER_20 12:03

Okay, this will go well. The mighty bro. Oh.

SPEAKER_05 12:10

I make a might check. It's a salvan. Oh, all right.

SPEAKER_06 12:14

I thought the three was your might check for something.

SPEAKER_05 12:15

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, tribiones. Vigor is my uh dump stat, but I put a zero into might, you know? Glad that I went that direction.

SPEAKER_04 12:31

Okay. Uh success with a twist. Um you lift off into the air, but you're susceptible to one attack.

SPEAKER_05 12:44

Yeah, that makes sense. Just uh be able to get away. It's gonna be Badopel slamming me into a wall, and I just I just crumble.

SPEAKER_20 12:54

Uh hooch. You're hiding? I am going to use disappearing act and roll a sneak check. You're a roll of sneak check. I succeed. That's a 12, actually.

SPEAKER_13 13:06

Nice.

SPEAKER_20 13:07

I will hide in plain sight. So it's actually nothing fancy. I stay in the trash can and just put the lid on top of me.

SPEAKER_05 13:16

Someone is uh someone's growing. Someone's growing alley mushrooms, and you just plant yourself in the mushroom planter, and no one knows what's going on.

SPEAKER_04 13:30

All right, uh, Brundo, as you're flapping away, one of the cobrats strikes at your dangling legs.

SPEAKER_05 13:40

My useless noodle legs. That's another hit. Oh, it is. It is another hit. Oh no four for all right, all right. Lord Fordred Boulevard.

SPEAKER_04 13:51

But you uh fly over the the roof of the building and umny nanny boo-boo.

SPEAKER_05 14:01

You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04 14:04

So you see as you're leaving, and Hoosh, you also see this because you're in the alley. But uh Bonnie Badapple just makes like mincemeat of these people and just like tosses them against the wall, bashes their heads.

SPEAKER_20 14:22

It's a blatant disregard for authority, it's a lot of copper hats piled up with little cartoon birds swirling around their heads.

SPEAKER_05 14:31

She she takes their copper hats and crumples them against her head like a beer can.

SPEAKER_04 14:42

Yeah, and then she uh dusts her hands off and uh runs out of the alley.

SPEAKER_05 14:48

You know, at least it wasn't us who were getting wheeled on by her.

SPEAKER_20 14:53

No kidding.

SPEAKER_17 14:54

There's no way we would have won.

SPEAKER_05 14:56

Uh Lordy, Lordy, Lord on.

CSI Bogtown And Regroup At The Ciderhouse

SPEAKER_06 15:00

Well, um we wait for six hours for all the eggs to leave. And then I get out of the trash can.

SPEAKER_05 15:07

Yeah, there's stretchers, sirens, like they cordon off the the entire area, they do a thorough search, they do a CSI investigation.

SPEAKER_20 15:15

Yeah, there's like chalk outlines, and the whole time I'm just like eating banana peels.

SPEAKER_05 15:21

A guy keeps putting on and taking off sunglasses and talking about the blood spatter being a certain angle. Oh wow, saying crappy one-liners, it's perfect. Land of eam.

SPEAKER_16 15:35

CSI block down, okay?

SPEAKER_05 15:38

There is that I would do that uh expansion pack in a heartbeat.

SPEAKER_06 15:42

That's actually that could be fun.

SPEAKER_05 15:45

That could be a lot of fun. Just making like a mystery pack for big cities. Um, I guess that's the rumors of something. Um, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 15:58

All right, so you guys uh I assume well, where do you want to go?

SPEAKER_12 16:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 16:08

Um go to munch.

SPEAKER_04 16:12

Just run to munch.

SPEAKER_05 16:14

Yeah, just like fleeing no reason. Yeah, yeah. Uh uh, can we oof can well we know I've been on the roof hiding. I peek over once they're gone.

SPEAKER_10 16:24

I say, Ouch, you still alive? Yeah, I'm down here. Did you throw up the clams?

SPEAKER_18 16:33

No, but I ate something else, and I'm not so feeling so hot.

SPEAKER_05 16:39

You're triple poisoned. Um, Ben, is the alleyway clear now?

SPEAKER_04 16:46

Uh no, you guys can leave.

SPEAKER_05 16:50

Well, I I the oh, so the alleyway, there's still people there.

SPEAKER_04 16:56

Well, as you guys were talking about, you know, like it's a bunch of unconscious guys, and eventually more cop rats will come and there'll be you know investigation.

SPEAKER_05 17:12

Sorry, I thought that all happened and we were just hiding the entire time. Uh yeah, we should have easily left.

SPEAKER_04 17:20

You're hiding in plain sight, you can sneak out, they're all unconscious. You flew over the roof. You guys can meet up wherever you want.

SPEAKER_05 17:28

Okay. Uh Ciderhouse? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 17:33

It rules there.

SPEAKER_05 17:35

It do rule. It do. Yeah. Um get some every time.

SPEAKER_20 17:41

I don't have any money, so I can't buy more food.

SPEAKER_05 17:45

Uh, I'm gonna heal. Uh I ask um Penny, Penny Pandor. I say Penny, uh, I gotta I gotta play some tunes real quick and heal up uh Hooch and myself. Can I use the uh the underground hall?

SPEAKER_04 18:02

Uh no, those are that's for really special occasions. Okay, I'm gonna place outlawed, you know.

SPEAKER_05 18:09

I know, I'm just I'm gonna play some music quietly in my room. It's like I'm realizing that it's difficult for me to play soothing music to heal us. Interesting.

SPEAKER_21 18:21

I'm gonna ask Penny, like, hey, uh is there any uh place where I can get like some Pepsid AC or uh I'm Pepsid AC.

SPEAKER_19 18:58

I'm sorry, that just came out of me.

SPEAKER_05 19:02

Let me get some Nexium or some uh you know what?

SPEAKER_10 19:07

Yeah, I'm I'm poisoned I need a doctor. Poison.

SPEAKER_12 19:14

Uh who's poison?

SPEAKER_04 19:19

Let me consult uh my Rolodex.

Healing Tunes And The Search For An Antidote

SPEAKER_05 19:28

Uh while you're doing that, I'm very quickly going to play a soothing bar on my guitar with a volume turn really low. Uh we both gained four? Oh, you gained four. That's fine. That's still good. All right, I don't know what I was at. Yeah, we decided I could soothe I could not soothe myself, right? Like with the soothing music.

SPEAKER_03 20:03

Um don't remember.

SPEAKER_04 20:11

Let me consult my charts.

SPEAKER_05 20:14

Uh I got the Rolodex out, got the charts in one hand.

SPEAKER_10 20:17

Let me consult my charts.

SPEAKER_05 20:20

Let me see those charts.

SPEAKER_10 20:22

I want to see Ben GM in a lab coat.

SPEAKER_04 20:27

The Bard's comforting music can heal themselves or their allies. Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05 20:31

I did talk about this because I know we had discussed it. I just couldn't remember the outcome. Themselves or their allies. Got it. I'm gonna amend that because I will just keep asking the same question.

SPEAKER_04 20:42

Um, so I think it works that way for any healing.

SPEAKER_05 20:45

Okay, and then but it is a single target each use of soothing music, right? It doesn't heal the whole party at once. Okay. So I'm gonna play a second level Diddy and I'm gonna heal myself for one.

SPEAKER_04 21:03

Second, you said second level diddy?

SPEAKER_05 21:06

Second uh second healing diddy. Like I'm just gonna play soothing music again.

SPEAKER_04 21:10

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_05 21:12

Yeah, so I burn burn the entirety of its uses. All right. I say, speak to me.

SPEAKER_10 21:22

How are you doing today, buddy? Fine. Why'd you eat that thing in the alleyway? What'd you eat? Spit it out. I don't know. Spit it out.

SPEAKER_21 21:29

Give it. It's like it ate like what I was left in like a paper bucket. I thought it was chicken, but I'm not so sure now.

SPEAKER_04 21:36

Uh says to you, Hooch, you know, for some reason, there's there's no one in in Bogtown who's really an alchemist. Seems like an oversight, but uh perhaps you could try uh Charlie's. Okay, Charlie's. I'll go to Charlie's. You know, he's a junk dealer, he's always got stuff.

SPEAKER_20 22:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_21 22:12

I uh where I will uh ask for directions and see if we can't uh head over that that way so I can get rid of this uh bubble gun. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 22:25

Charlie uh Charlie's got a chops shop in Shanty Row.

SPEAKER_05 22:30

Nice. Yeah, let's go uh let's go check him out.

SPEAKER_04 22:34

I'm gonna have you guys uh make a realms check. Travel over there.

SPEAKER_20 22:38

Okay, okay. Are you rolling it, George?

SPEAKER_05 22:43

Uh I shouldn't roll anything today, apparently. Uh that's only a four. We get jumped by the working.

SPEAKER_14 22:52

Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_02 22:53

Well, well, what's going on here?

SPEAKER_04 22:56

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 22:57

Uh rolling to 100. The remaining money. 2100.

SPEAKER_21 23:02

Let's see what happens.

SPEAKER_05 23:04

Twenty-six.

SPEAKER_21 23:07

Twenty six.

Charlie’s Chop Shop Deal

SPEAKER_04 23:12

All right. One and twenty. Basically, yeah.

SPEAKER_13 23:16

Um basically, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 23:19

You guys are heading over there. Uh I'll the one and two is hooch. It's hooch. All right. So you guys are heading over into Shanty Row. Um, a drunkard who just reeks of Glog, grabs you by the head, uh, hooch, and he says, There you are.

SPEAKER_16 23:48

You stole my girl, man. That's that's just messed up. Come on, boy.

SPEAKER_18 23:54

I do I I think you got me uh uh mixed up with somebody else.

SPEAKER_16 23:58

I never seen you before in my life. How many other uh mushroom kids are there, you know?

SPEAKER_20 24:06

I mean, there's others. I'm not the only one.

SPEAKER_18 24:10

Hey, say it looks like uh you can use another drink. How about uh how about it's on me?

SPEAKER_04 24:16

He takes his bottle and smashes it over your head.

SPEAKER_07 24:21

I go clean to the ground, like like I've been pollaxed, just like just a hundred percent down for the count. Like he hit me with a Buick.

SPEAKER_05 24:37

A Buick. A Buickless Saber to your head, you know. Are you dead?

SPEAKER_04 24:47

Are you using like a a flaw or something?

SPEAKER_07 24:50

No, no, I'm not I I'm I'm not using flaw. I just thought it was funny.

SPEAKER_04 24:55

Um take six dread, then I take six dread.

SPEAKER_05 25:01

My good lord.

SPEAKER_04 25:03

Yeah, he seems really pleased. I think I'm at and then he like goes, What? You want some to you, Brendo. Does a classic posturing move.

SPEAKER_13 25:13

Uh I attack him.

SPEAKER_08 25:21

No, don't do it. I was gonna I was gonna like play dead.

SPEAKER_13 25:25

Um like he won. All right, fine. I don't attack him.

SPEAKER_16 25:30

Um that's what I thought. Yeah.

SPEAKER_13 25:33

Oh, I attack him now.

SPEAKER_08 25:38

George can't let it slide.

SPEAKER_05 25:40

No, I let it go. I let it go. I'm not that kind of not that kind of guy anymore. What is that was Gaelic? No, you're a chicken. I'm a welcome.

SPEAKER_16 25:48

Same difference. Make me sick.

SPEAKER_05 25:56

And then this guy began to puke his guts out uncontrollably.

SPEAKER_08 26:03

That's so great.

SPEAKER_20 26:06

Oh, come on.

SPEAKER_07 26:08

Oh no, no. I throw up instead. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 26:17

Uh so frustrating.

unknown 26:23

All right.

SPEAKER_04 26:24

It's like uh hooch is like a hose on the ground that's like blasting.

SPEAKER_05 26:28

Flopping about at least maybe at least you get it. The the the plus is that hooch gets it all over this guy's feet. Is there a plus? I don't know. No, it's pure failure.

SPEAKER_09 26:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 26:45

Uh this guy stumbles off really happy.

SPEAKER_09 26:51

I hate him so much.

SPEAKER_20 26:52

Pick myself up, just like lean against Brendo and be like, I I cradle you in my arms.

SPEAKER_08 27:01

It's been a rough couple of days, guy.

SPEAKER_05 27:04

I said, I think we need to, you know, take a nap. We go on the middle of the street. Yeah, I care. I continue to carry Hooch to uh Charlie, the junk dealer.

SPEAKER_04 27:17

All right, you guys make it over there, you reek. Um and just look terrible. Uh you see Charlie's chop shop. Uh it's a junkyard behind a wooden fence. And um you see uh a gelatinous goo.

SPEAKER_05 27:40

Well, good thing I speak gooey's.

SPEAKER_04 27:44

He's kinda puttering around and putting things in piles. Um he has like this giant clock inside of his goo. What time is it?

SPEAKER_05 28:01

He quivers in response.

SPEAKER_04 28:12

Yeah. No, it's a little more subdued. A little more subdued. Uh yeah, he um he says, What you looking to buy something? Obviously, it doesn't sound like that, but uh yeah.

SPEAKER_10 28:27

Uh literal the underbrink sent us. She said you might be able to help us out with a problem we've got.

SPEAKER_21 28:33

See, uh, I'm I'm poisoned and I need some sort of antidote. I need I need to get this out of my system. As you can tell, I uh I reek and uh I'm physically weak and I put out my like super shaky noodle arms. Underbrink, huh? Yeah, she said you might be able to help.

SPEAKER_05 28:52

Was it panda or underbrink?

Into Shanty Row And A Bad Encounter

SPEAKER_21 28:54

Oh, I I thought it was underbrink. Maybe I'm crazy.

SPEAKER_04 28:56

Uh he says uh all right, for underbrink. I'll do you a favor. But uh you gotta get some stuff for me.

SPEAKER_21 29:12

Okay. Anything we can make it happen. We're the we're the best. Okay, we're the best around. Uh you don't look too good though.

SPEAKER_20 29:24

We've had worse.

SPEAKER_18 29:28

Not not recently, but it's been worse than the past. You're not seeing so about that about that antinome.

SPEAKER_04 29:38

Well, I was gonna have you go down to the spill. Spill. You think you're up for that? In that condition.

SPEAKER_05 29:47

Uh what I mean, I guess it's like kind of a what choice do we have thing. We we ice rug and I say, uh, we'll figure it out.

SPEAKER_04 29:56

By the time you get back, I'll have scrounged up an antidote for you.

SPEAKER_05 30:00

Nice.

SPEAKER_04 30:00

What do you need us to do with the spill?

SPEAKER_05 30:03

Need you to collect money from this big guy.

SPEAKER_04 30:07

Nah, I need you to get some parts. The gyro what's a micallets.

SPEAKER_13 30:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 30:14

Need to acquire the uh technical name.

SPEAKER_05 30:18

I believe it is.

SPEAKER_04 30:19

I believe it is. They use them in uh shrimp cave eaters, you know, those big drilling machines. I'm familiar.

SPEAKER_18 30:31

Yeah, we can get your gyro what's McCallots.

SPEAKER_04 30:35

Yeah, I think they're at the bottom of this toxic pool. Since you're already poisoned, I figure, you know, what's the difference?

SPEAKER_18 30:46

And when they go in there like this, like is there any kind of like hazmat suit?

SPEAKER_04 30:52

I I could tell you a hazmat suit. Well take it.

SPEAKER_13 31:00

I'd say uh how much?

SPEAKER_04 31:04

How much for the hazmat suits?

SPEAKER_05 31:06

Uh-huh. I mean just one. I'm gonna send him in. Someone's gotta hold the rope and the breathing tube.

SPEAKER_04 31:14

Well, there's this this one over here, and he shows you it's like riddled with holes that have been burned through. You take that one, that's that's free.

SPEAKER_05 31:25

I turn to hooch and I like hold it up to him. Eh? Get duct tape.

SPEAKER_20 31:35

Is it repairable? I I can you tinker it?

SPEAKER_05 31:40

I cannot tinker. I am not. We're not that kind of party. Yeah. Um I have I have plus one tinker. We get the I could certainly try, but I don't have any materials.

SPEAKER_18 31:58

How much for the one that's not busted?

SPEAKER_05 32:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_18 32:02

Silver. We'll take it.

SPEAKER_10 32:04

Oh I say we have to have some. What's the difference?

SPEAKER_05 32:11

Give him the money. It's the color, the the wrong color wrong color.

SPEAKER_04 32:16

Oh, okay. All right. All right, you want to owe me? Fine. We'll owe you.

SPEAKER_06 32:23

I grab it out of his hands and I'm like, it's no big deal, and start just like marching out of the building.

SPEAKER_20 32:34

Alright. Um well and I'll I'll grab the free one too, the broken one, just on the way out. I'll like grab them both. That might come in handy for something else.

SPEAKER_04 32:47

You hear like a submerged um alarm coming from his clock. And he says, All right, time's up. What? For what? Us interacting.

SPEAKER_18 33:03

That's funny. All right. You got it, Chief.

SPEAKER_05 33:07

I was just like he doesn't acknowledge us at all.

SPEAKER_17 33:10

Yeah, yeah, he doesn't acknowledge us at all. It's just back to him like doing his task.

SPEAKER_05 33:14

He's really introverted, and he it takes a lot of energy for him to interact with people. So it's yeah.

SPEAKER_04 33:22

So uh he wants you go to the spill, dive into some pools, and get out some gyro, what's a macallets?

SPEAKER_01 33:29

Okay. What's the macallets?

SPEAKER_04 33:31

No problem, we can do that.

SPEAKER_21 33:34

Um, I have one ration, George. We're about to travel.

Mud Banks Dash And Gators Everywhere

SPEAKER_05 33:38

I thought you were gonna say we're about to use it. Should we we should probably get some rations before we leave. Oh crap, we're going to spill not an area in yes, yeah. It's over here. I forgot.

SPEAKER_21 33:52

Spill is just north of Quagmash.

SPEAKER_05 33:54

Yeah, Dishpiel. We've had adventures in the spill.

SPEAKER_04 33:59

In the river over there. Um, you could forage for things if you don't have any.

SPEAKER_05 34:08

You know what? I'm totally down to forage along the way.

SPEAKER_06 34:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 34:11

Let's try this.

SPEAKER_06 34:12

We have one ration, so like we're definitely you have one.

SPEAKER_05 34:18

I have I have rations one, orange helm one, change of fine clothing one. Got it, and a wicked flail. Let's head along the river. We'll fish while we go. Nice.

SPEAKER_04 34:36

Alright, so uh you can move your piece however you want, you know. Do it, Georgie. Two hexes per leg.

SPEAKER_05 34:44

Um I can't interact with the the piece. Ben, you'll have to do it.

SPEAKER_21 34:49

Oh, neither can I.

SPEAKER_05 34:52

What the you gotta give us the privilege, you know.

SPEAKER_18 34:56

Oh may I can do this.

SPEAKER_05 34:58

I can ping. We can ping like nobody's business.

SPEAKER_04 35:03

I don't know why that is. Uh maybe you need to go to objects and tokens. You need to go to objects and tokens.

SPEAKER_05 35:10

We don't, I don't think we have objects and tokens as players. No.

SPEAKER_04 35:15

Well, we'll figure it out later.

SPEAKER_05 35:17

Uh we'll have you move it for us, Ben. Yeah, let's head to uh you put the you put the child lock on because you know how I am about everything.

SPEAKER_18 35:27

Um let's do some fission. Come on, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 35:30

Let's let's go see that uh fishing chart, Benny Boy. Well we'll fish Snacky Donkey.

SPEAKER_04 35:37

First, you will make a realms check.

SPEAKER_05 35:39

All right, I made the last one, so I'll have you make it.

SPEAKER_01 35:43

Here we go. That'll do it.

SPEAKER_05 35:46

That will do it. That will do it. And the party was never heard from again.

SPEAKER_07 35:51

Our first time outside of the city.

SPEAKER_04 35:53

Yeah. What is your total? Two? Two. Well, that's a perilous encounter, my friend. Oh no. Uh roll right. D one hundred.

SPEAKER_20 36:07

D one hundred. Eighty-six.

SPEAKER_05 36:10

Eighty-six trim grenadiers. Grenadiers.

SPEAKER_12 36:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 36:34

You see, like coming from the direction of the spill, there's a running boggart coming towards you.

SPEAKER_14 36:48

Oh, hey! Go back! Go! Go.

SPEAKER_04 36:58

They'll look at you. Hooch says, Oh, you don't look too good. I think I got something for you. But he's saying this while while he's running.

SPEAKER_06 37:06

I like drop everything I'm holding and bolt after him.

SPEAKER_05 37:10

Yeah. I pick up everything Hooch is holding and bolt after him.

SPEAKER_04 37:15

Brando, you turn around and look over the the hill and you see Sarpathy. Oh no. These guys. Snake. I don't know that you've ever seen them.

SPEAKER_05 37:28

Yeah. On the bright side, that's an XP. All we gotta do is live. I say, hey, hey, that guy's got snakes for hands. It's a hero fin. It's not. I mean, I hope it's not. It might be.

SPEAKER_04 37:47

You just spoke it into existence. I did. Is it? Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah, totally.

SPEAKER_05 37:54

I say, hey, hey, hey guys, guys, why does he have snakes for hands? And I start running after him.

SPEAKER_02 37:59

Uh, that would be because uh he is a snake with snakes for hands, and uh, you know, that's just uh the way the world works, buddy. Uh get used to it. Um I'd say uh whoever made that up is an idiot. Some snake oil.

SPEAKER_05 38:12

Oh no.

SPEAKER_02 38:13

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 38:14

Did you get it from that guy? Is that why he's chasing it?

SPEAKER_02 38:16

It's real fresh.

SPEAKER_05 38:18

It's real fresh. I'm already drinking it. If if you look carefully, there's like literally a spigot in the side of the snake. He was tapped like a maple tree.

SPEAKER_07 38:28

Wow.

SPEAKER_05 38:29

And that's why he's so angry.

SPEAKER_04 38:33

All right. Um you drink it. He wants money.

SPEAKER_18 38:43

I'll toss the bottle to Brendo. I'll be like, this stuff's great. You should try it. Also, pay the man.

SPEAKER_05 38:48

It's uh I you drank it all.

SPEAKER_06 38:51

It's like drinking, tossing an empty bottle to Brendo. Come on, give me some cash.

SPEAKER_05 38:58

I uh hand him a pouch of copper.

SPEAKER_04 39:01

Good, good, good. Uh James, roll a vitality check.

SPEAKER_05 39:08

Yeah, you're gonna die because he's trying to get us to uh disadvantage. He was trying to get us to oh boy. Distract this guy.

SPEAKER_18 39:19

I'm gonna use a quest point, make it six. All right. That's a good call.

SPEAKER_11 39:28

That's a good call.

SPEAKER_03 39:34

Um you heal one courage. Excellent.

SPEAKER_04 39:47

Um he says, Pretty good, right? It's great.

SPEAKER_02 39:52

Can I have another? Uh you know, uh grabbed it out of my hands and drank it. Uh I like to be paid first. But anyway, uh uh looks like these guys are gaining on us. I say we split.

SPEAKER_05 40:11

I immediately hit this guy in the kneecaps. Should we just lean into being baddies?

SPEAKER_08 40:22

I'll be the scon rule, but I'm not gonna hit this guy in the kneecaps.

SPEAKER_14 40:27

Just gotta run faster than you guy.

SPEAKER_04 40:29

Yep. All right. Um I I think Hooch would probably have the worst nimbleness at the moment.

SPEAKER_10 40:39

Yeah, he might.

SPEAKER_21 40:41

Oh Nimbleness is in my neck. But yeah, if I'm disadvantaged, then let's do this.

SPEAKER_05 40:48

Uh I'm gonna use gossip to create a negative or secret rumor about a person, place, or thing. Uh interesting. What well, like versus using good news to create a positive factor rumor. Like, I want to create a negative fact about this sarpathy guy.

SPEAKER_04 41:08

It's uh it's several sarpathy.

Camp, Forage, And A Lucky Catch

SPEAKER_05 41:11

Oh. It's trouble. That's trouble. I thought it was just one. Big one. Uh okay, never mind then. Um oh, you know what? I will say this. How about this? Uh, the area that we're running in, uh, there's a muddy hillside to our right that if we slid down, we'd get away from them pretty fast and end up in the river and be able to like we'd gain some speed. Um use good news to make our realms fact about the stuff.

SPEAKER_04 41:46

Uh what is this place called that you would know about it?

SPEAKER_05 41:52

32.16. Well, I can kill Ben. Um I can I say uh the these are these are the Nacka donkey mud banks. All right, I say uh follow me. I used to slip and slide down these as a kid.

SPEAKER_02 42:13

Roll it up.

SPEAKER_05 42:15

Roll it up. I rolled in the wrong chat. Rolled in our private chat. That's funny. I use a I use a quest point. These rolls, these roles are so bad today.

SPEAKER_04 42:32

All right, that's a success of the twist. Um what do you think that means?

SPEAKER_16 42:39

Uh I mean, maybe it's not quite so muddy.

SPEAKER_05 42:49

It's been oh yeah.

SPEAKER_06 42:50

Gator sunning in the mud. That might be too bad.

SPEAKER_05 42:59

It is near the gator maze. I don't know. Well, what if uh the or the orches, the local orches have turned it into a sunbathing beach?

SPEAKER_09 43:10

Let's go with gators. One is with elderly orches sunbathing with like little reflective things, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 43:18

Like the like welding goggles on.

SPEAKER_04 43:22

You guys um just launch yourselves over the hill. Um the sarpathy.

SPEAKER_20 43:31

Uh well actually you're still gonna maybe we have to avoid the gators.

SPEAKER_05 43:48

That would be entertaining.

SPEAKER_04 43:51

Yeah, I was just thinking. Never mind. You launch yourself over the the hill and um we're sliding down. You're sliding down straight for the gators.

SPEAKER_05 44:04

The gators just all look up and open their mouths.

SPEAKER_21 44:07

I actually yell out, straight for the gators!

SPEAKER_05 44:13

What are you guys gonna do? Um uh I I want to run. I'm actually gonna try to run through the gators. Headlong into danger.

SPEAKER_20 44:24

I don't have that.

SPEAKER_09 44:25

Actually, that's not who I am.

SPEAKER_07 44:30

So embedded in my mind, I was like, I know I gotta go through the gators.

SPEAKER_21 44:35

Um okay, uh, I do want to try to get the Sarpathy in the Gators, though. Have to make them have to do it. But I would be rolling a disadvantage.

SPEAKER_04 44:47

It's like going into an asteroid field with TIE fighters behind you.

SPEAKER_07 44:50

Except for uh instead of being a great pilot like I normally would, I'm normally I would feel pretty confident that I could nimbleness my way through.

SPEAKER_04 45:00

Right.

SPEAKER_07 45:01

But um Nimble.

SPEAKER_04 45:03

Uh the snake oil salesman um kind of gets up out of the mud, is looking up the sarpathy coming down and at the gators, and he said, You guys are nuts!

SPEAKER_14 45:16

What are we doing?

SPEAKER_05 45:18

Uh I scream, never mind, and I run to the gators.

SPEAKER_13 45:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 45:23

Uh I, on the other hand, will just, as I'm sliding down the hill, I'll just spread my wings and take off.

SPEAKER_04 45:32

Glide over the gators.

SPEAKER_05 45:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 45:35

Um okay.

SPEAKER_09 45:38

Alright, I'm gonna roll my disadvantaged nimbleness.

SPEAKER_20 45:42

Five. I'll use a quest point to make it a safe.

SPEAKER_05 45:50

It's a short stream, guys. We ran out of quest points, so uh for our safety. I blew them all.

SPEAKER_08 45:55

I blew them all. Just to get sixes. I'm using quest points to get sixes.

SPEAKER_05 46:02

We're really slumming it.

SPEAKER_04 46:04

Um yeah. The uh the the salesman, he just immediately bumps into one of the gators and uh it's like snaps at him and he he pulls back and kind of gets the attention of all of them. They're all lifting their heads, and the sarpathy are just at that moment coming down the hill. Um hooch. You made it through, but one of the one of the gators peeled off after you.

SPEAKER_08 46:45

I run, I run like heck.

SPEAKER_05 46:47

You run across the water, your legs are moving so fast, you're like one of those water walking lizards.

SPEAKER_18 46:52

I use my head as a sled and do an upside down.

SPEAKER_05 46:57

You're just like breakdancing across, like spinning on your head.

SPEAKER_20 47:01

Like a top.

SPEAKER_05 47:02

Yeah.

Night Attack: Killer Rat Repelled

SPEAKER_13 47:03

Um I don't know if I can help you at all.

SPEAKER_04 47:12

Um, you know what? I can create athletics check. Hooch. Yeah. Oh dear.

SPEAKER_20 47:21

Wow. That doesn't it doesn't get worse. It doesn't get worse. That's what we're doing.

SPEAKER_04 47:25

The mouth just goes like I'm gonna make it! Uh well I will attack you.

SPEAKER_09 47:39

Um hooch.

SPEAKER_04 47:44

Gator Gator. Alright, well that's uh that's a hit with counterattack.

SPEAKER_05 47:58

I will counterattack. It's five. It stops everything to counterattack. Remember, if you counterattack, they might counterattack you back.

SPEAKER_18 48:09

Can I actually can I use the slingshot ability?

SPEAKER_05 48:14

You're gonna go around the the like around Venus to get to like the moon faster or something?

SPEAKER_18 48:20

What what is the like the uvula? Is that what it is?

SPEAKER_05 48:23

The little dangly bit in the back of the throat?

SPEAKER_18 48:25

Yeah. Can I try to hit that and like make the gator sick?

SPEAKER_04 48:32

Uh can I get a nursing uh ruling on that?

SPEAKER_05 48:37

I mean, that would be more painful than make you throw up. Okay, but but anything going down the throat would stimulate the gag reflex. So I mean, you know, just like make it. Whatever you're hitting it with look yeah. Speed bagging it.

SPEAKER_04 48:53

Yeah. Alright, so I'm gonna interpret this as you foregoing a counterattack and using this ability the next round does it work.

SPEAKER_19 49:03

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna forgo the counterattack and use this for creative effect.

SPEAKER_05 49:07

Yeah, that's cool.

SPEAKER_04 49:09

All right, make it happen.

SPEAKER_05 49:12

All right, you and the cabin make it happen. I think it's a cabin crunch commercial.

SPEAKER_00 49:26

It's like so familiar.

SPEAKER_05 49:28

Mind is a wasteland. I've been reading you guys through it.

SPEAKER_06 49:34

It's because that stuff like makes an impact on us as adults.

SPEAKER_05 49:39

Yeah, this does something about advertising in the 90s, minds getting fed dribble. All right.

SPEAKER_17 49:45

Well, I'm gonna scream out um Nerf Bone Arrow. I've got you in my sights. And then slingshot his uvulate go.

unknown 49:53

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 49:54

Wow, right at right after it hits. I'll say yes.

SPEAKER_20 49:58

Um, that's if I succeed.

SPEAKER_10 50:02

Oh, I'm a disadvantage, aren't I? Six.

SPEAKER_06 50:10

Nice.

SPEAKER_05 50:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 50:14

Man, I am slumming at this question. Every roll is a disadvantage.

SPEAKER_05 50:18

Yeah. Well, like the sad thing is I'm not a disadvantage, and I'm rolling just as poorly.

SPEAKER_18 50:24

I mean, I just rolled snake eyes on 12.

SPEAKER_04 50:28

All right. I'm gonna say that um the twist is that the thing ricochets like right back in your face. Um right taking my uvula. Yeah, it grazes you, you take one tread.

SPEAKER_10 50:43

All right, all right. All right, all right, I'll take it. I'll take it. What am I at?

SPEAKER_04 50:47

I'm at uh but the gator is like kind of stunned by this and starts hacking.

SPEAKER_21 50:56

Yeah, I guess that's what I wanted, like for him to like choke on it.

SPEAKER_13 51:00

Uh chew on this.

SPEAKER_04 51:04

Um behind you, the whole um gaggle of gators, as it were.

SPEAKER_05 51:11

Is the technical term, yes.

SPEAKER_04 51:14

Uh you have no idea what happened to this salesman. Like you can't see, but you can hear his screams, and and the sarpathy are uh some of them are sort of engaging with the gators, but they're backing off as well.

SPEAKER_05 51:36

Congregation of gators.

SPEAKER_04 51:38

That's a shame.

SPEAKER_21 51:43

Uh oh gosh, I'm like blown through my powers, but I think I'm gonna use something else.

SPEAKER_05 51:50

Well, I mean, uh we're you said the Sheropathy were like not engaging, so we're so basically you're like you could you guys could probably run away.

SPEAKER_04 52:00

Okay, let's uh let's run away at the expense of that guy.

SPEAKER_05 52:03

Uh what guy? I already forgot about him.

SPEAKER_04 52:09

I mean, he wasn't a great guy.

SPEAKER_05 52:10

Yeah, he sold a snake oil. It was delicious. Yeah, it was delicious, though. I'm gonna miss that guy. Could have cursed. I'm gonna miss the one copper pouch that I gave that guy. Uh it's alright.

SPEAKER_02 52:26

We'll find more.

SPEAKER_05 52:27

Yeah, that's how much it grows on trees. It's fine.

SPEAKER_04 52:31

Okay, you guys uh run off into the mud. Um the second part of the day. How did you want to do this?

SPEAKER_05 52:44

Well, we've already Oh yeah, we have one more leg, right? I guess.

SPEAKER_04 52:48

Did you wanna because you guys are talking about like hunting?

SPEAKER_05 52:51

We're talking about yeah, yeah. Maybe we can fish on the banks of the of the bayou. I guess this is more of the quag mesh.

SPEAKER_04 53:00

Do you want to do that? Like spend the second half of the day like going over here and doing that, and then like travel the spill the next day.

SPEAKER_05 53:09

Yeah, let's do that. I would like to do that.

SPEAKER_17 53:11

Let's get clear of the sarpathy.

SPEAKER_05 53:12

Yeah. Sarpathy. Sarpathy. Um hey sarpathi. Go ahead and roll the George. Roll my wilderness check. Because that's gonna be a good and whenever you're about to well, I got an 11.

SPEAKER_17 53:29

So a preemptive rolled it already.

SPEAKER_05 53:35

I did it. I took my finger off the piece. Um turns out there's no fish in these waters. These catch gators.

SPEAKER_04 53:52

You will you also have to make a travel check. So that's what his 11 was, I thought. It was the 11.

SPEAKER_05 53:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 53:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 53:59

Oh, uh yeah. It's uh either one, Ben. If it's a realms check uh for traveling, uh 12 then.

SPEAKER_04 54:07

Nice. It's a discovery. That's good. The cubierto. Roll a D 100.

SPEAKER_21 54:16

It's my favorite 99! 99! Look at that.

SPEAKER_16 54:21

Brooklyn 99.

SPEAKER_04 54:24

It's a great show. Um you find a discarded mascot costume.

SPEAKER_00 54:33

Um awesome. Our responses are very different. I love it.

SPEAKER_04 54:43

Uh, it looks like Krog the tycoon.

SPEAKER_06 54:49

What man, man, are we keeping this?

SPEAKER_04 54:52

It's a little dirty, but it could be cleaned up. This is amazing.

SPEAKER_08 54:56

This is my favorite item ever found.

SPEAKER_04 55:03

It looks like, you know, this is probably from Krogland.

SPEAKER_05 55:06

Uh you know, you somehow ended up in the black rail and washed down.

SPEAKER_18 55:12

Is it like really bulbous? Like if if I like rolled trickery up the wazoo, could I trick someone to thinking I was Krog?

SPEAKER_04 55:21

Um especially from a distance. It's sort of like felt Muppety material.

SPEAKER_05 55:33

Um I I turn to Hooch and I say, Hey, we should probably get the body out first.

SPEAKER_00 55:39

Oh god, just shake the bones out of the head.

Sir Fwitter The Sparrow Sprite

SPEAKER_04 55:44

He put on the the the mask, like there's this you can blink the eyes with your mouth. Oh man, this is awesome. This is my favorite item. But he's just got like a smile on his face. Is it a relic? That's all you need.

SPEAKER_05 56:00

Is it a relic? Is it a relic?

SPEAKER_06 56:06

I'm gonna treat it like a relic, dude.

SPEAKER_05 56:08

The person who wears the mascot costume gains the strength and charisma of Krog, but is uh cannot remove it under any circumstances?

SPEAKER_11 56:19

That's horrifying.

SPEAKER_05 56:20

Ultimately starves to death because there's no mouth hole for food.

SPEAKER_08 56:23

Oh well, the Krog costume is awesome.

SPEAKER_05 56:29

What is that?

SPEAKER_20 56:29

What is that what is how many slots does that take up?

SPEAKER_05 56:32

You put it on your sheet? Yeah, probably three. What if you wear it? Take up slots still.

SPEAKER_04 56:43

Uh no.

SPEAKER_08 56:50

I don't want it to get ruined, though. I'm afraid of wearing it.

SPEAKER_13 56:53

I I know, I totally get it.

SPEAKER_06 56:54

I don't want it to get ruined because it it would it's like it just screams hijinks. Yeah, it does.

SPEAKER_05 57:00

Uh so you're saying we're going to Krogland. We're not coming back to Bog.

SPEAKER_04 57:06

It's like the best way to infiltrate Krogland. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 57:12

We're just carney workers at this point.

SPEAKER_11 57:19

Oh, it's so good.

SPEAKER_05 57:20

I can be in the Krogland band, and you can be a wandering mascot.

SPEAKER_07 57:24

Oh, it's so good. Collecting collecting pennies from it with the hat.

SPEAKER_06 57:30

You'll be my spotter or whatever they call it, like the mascot's buddy.

SPEAKER_17 57:34

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 57:37

I just want to like rope at you in certain directions.

SPEAKER_15 57:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 57:40

I pinch your arm when it's time to go.

SPEAKER_09 57:43

Time to go. This kid throw up notches on your feet.

SPEAKER_13 57:48

Yep.

SPEAKER_17 57:49

Um, okay. All right. That's awesome. We should we should set up camp.

SPEAKER_05 57:56

Yeah, we set up camp for the night and uh forage for food.

SPEAKER_04 58:01

Yeah, so um you guys can choose to uh do it together, or you could both take your hand at something. I want to do some fishing.

SPEAKER_05 58:10

I feel like we should both take our hand at something because our roles have been so variable today. At least one of us will hopefully be successful. But we also double the possibility of unwanted attention, which I like too. Uh I'll do some uh foraging, like just for like wild carrots, swamp carrots, quagmash carrots.

SPEAKER_01 58:33

Swamp carrots certainly.

SPEAKER_05 58:39

Alright, I'm gonna hunt. I bring back a gator, still alive.

SPEAKER_20 58:49

You bring back the bones that were inside of the crog outfit.

SPEAKER_05 58:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 58:52

What are these bones?

SPEAKER_04 58:55

Boil them up! Yep, make a good stew. Alright, well, you got nothing for your troubles.

SPEAKER_05 59:04

I come back like with brambles all over. I look like something. I'm just like schmutz.

SPEAKER_21 59:13

I am going to fish. See if I can't get some fish.

SPEAKER_04 59:19

Hey! Alright. I love it. Nice. You can uh choose a fish.

SPEAKER_05 59:25

Yeah, oh geez, I should probably have that open, shouldn't I? Choose your own fish venture.

SPEAKER_21 59:30

I don't have the game open. What the heck? Well, um sorry. I guess. Sorry, sorry, I wasn't prepared.

SPEAKER_04 59:48

Call this Fleaback County. Um you got yourself a black rill blobfish, a bog swilling piker, a bubble carp, an emerald sharp fin, freshwater fireback, a ghost jaw creeper, hand biter, king runner, real master, scum eater, sour keister clam, or a spotted lilyfish.

SPEAKER_13 1:00:13

Um spotted lilyfish.

Hazmat Dive And The Murgatoad

SPEAKER_10 1:00:19

I am gonna go ahead and hold on, I just found it.

SPEAKER_09 1:00:28

Fish table. Oh, wait, there's a hundred.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:30

You know what? If you get a bog swilling piker, you could make fried piker to cure poison. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'll totally do that.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:42

Assuming that we pass the cooking check. That's a good call, Ben. Although the black rail blobfish sounds delicious, and you can make seared blobfish, so you know.

SPEAKER_21 1:00:57

There's that just saying. Um what What is cooking? What check is that?

SPEAKER_05 1:01:07

Tinker. Should you I think you should cook it up. I have a plus one only, so I mean that's I'm minus two. I say, uh as we start to settle in around the campfire for the night, I say, you know, I've never cooked fish in the wild before. I think you just make a fire, you stab a stick through them, and just kind of angle it like this.

SPEAKER_10 1:01:28

Uh let's just apply the fish to fire.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:31

Yeah. That makes too much sense. Uh the fish does not fall on the fire. Nice. In fact, I I cook it in such a manner that it uh becomes 40 fish. Looks like our luck is turning around.

SPEAKER_12 1:01:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:52

Um, yeah, I uh I find some uh quagmash lemons, you know, squeeze some of that and get some bogtown bog dill and uh put that inside the uh the fish. He stops me from putting snake oil into it. Yep. I don't know where you got another bottle. It floated down river from that guy's corpse. Yeah, took it right out of my hand and tossed it in the river. Yep. This is the best we've eaten in some time.

SPEAKER_20 1:02:22

Excellent. It's a nice change, too, because usually we're eating fast food.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:25

Yeah. I say this is a lot better than noodles all the time. It is actually uh they're worms, so yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:34

It's all protein. Yeah, this will uh this will cure your poison. Um that's so good. So I guess you have a choice. Do you even want to go to the spill? I mean, we're right there. We're right there.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:48

I say this is uh this is like so we're gonna camp for the night, right? Yeah. I say uh I turn to Hooch and I say, Hooch, yeah, you ever camp outside a bogtown before? Never in my life.

SPEAKER_10 1:03:04

This is my first camping trip.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:08

Oh. I mean, you you did so well setting up the tent and everything. It it's just it's more hooch sized than Brendo sized.

SPEAKER_18 1:03:16

That's true. Um well, I could maybe turn it into a lean to.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:24

Our tent is literally just a tarp. We we we don't really have any gear.

SPEAKER_10 1:03:29

You know, with all that stuff going on about the Tricky Toe gang, we're right near the quag mash. I wonder if we could go looking for that lost uh underboss.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:40

Oh, that's yeah, I say that's not a bad idea.

SPEAKER_19 1:03:45

We can get some information from that guy. We may be able to uh screw up their their plans.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:53

Yeah, um let me see if I can scuff done dudes, Capu Spamwit.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:00

Dwog Chumbrae? Is that the guy?

SPEAKER_05 1:04:01

Is it Dwog Chumbray?

SPEAKER_04 1:04:03

That's the Bogtown. Oh, that's the Bogtown guy. It's the Harn Twinbeard.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:09

No, Harn Twinbeard, hide on Quagmash, forced out by Chumbray.

SPEAKER_20 1:04:14

So maybe we could start get kick off that Yojimbo plan where we uh learn their weaknesses and strengths and then have them fight each other.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:24

I I'm 100% for it. We can go to the spill, uh drown in some toxic ooze, get mutated like that monk fairy creature from last campaign. And uh and save your mom. And save my mom. Oh yeah, my mom. Oh, classic. It's perfect. It's perfect. I say, uh, that's that's a pretty good idea, Hooch.

SPEAKER_20 1:04:53

Yeah, now that my poison's cured, there's no super rush to get back to Bogtown, and we're already out here.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:00

This might be a great time to uh ask each other questions.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:03

Yeah, that's what I was I was getting to. So I was like working out. I was like, eh, you know, it's uh you know, it's our first camping trip. Uh how come you never uh got outside the city when you were growing up?

SPEAKER_10 1:05:16

I never saw the point of it, you know.

SPEAKER_21 1:05:19

You gotta start stealing, you gotta do what you can to survive on the mean streets of Bog Town. No time for fun.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:31

I start playing music. I say, but I mean, this is pretty fun and it's free. I mean, it didn't really cost us anything. Did get away from the saropathy, it did cost us some cash for the snake oil.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:44

Sure, cooked up that fish pretty good.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:47

I mean, that might be the only time it ever happens. A lot better than uh the crap we eat in town. Say why why why do you think that is? Why is everything fast food in Bogtown? Uh I don't know.

SPEAKER_20 1:06:05

I just thought that's the way food was.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:08

Yeah. We we never eat fresh food. There's no jerf in Bogtown.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:16

No jerf in.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:17

There's no real food.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:20

Um I can't find where I those questions don't know how it lives.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:27

Where does the qu yeah, I forgot that there was a new question list. They're helpful.

SPEAKER_04 1:06:34

Hey, it's uh it's a mystery to me.

Swallowed Whole, Tiny Hero Prevails

SPEAKER_05 1:06:36

I mean, we've we've made a little bit of character building. We established that Hootja's never been outside of Bogtown. I tell them about how my parents used to take me um just outside of Bogtown. We would go to uh you know, it's between Bogtown and Munch. There were some fields out there, and we used to just camp out in the open fields, uh, stars above in the sky. You hear the hootin and hollering of the pumpkin gang in the distance. It was real, it was real peaceful times. Some good memories of that. The peaceful times of the pumpkin gang. Where do you think your mom is? Wow. Uh I say, oh man, I you know, it's been so long since I've seen my mom. I that yeah, in Bogtown, there's just there's the really rich, and they live in this whole different world. And and I think my mom got wrapped up in that. And maybe someone's holding her. I don't know if she's hostage or if she's I don't know what the deal is. She's gotta be uh Ben, what's what would the richer area of Bogtown be? Old town. I think maybe an old town. You know, there's all those uh those big bog mansions. Who knows? Maybe somewhere in there.

SPEAKER_10 1:08:01

Once we uh get out of here, we can uh maybe get rich tomorrow and go buy a mansion in Bogtown. You've got a couple coins. How much could it cost?

SPEAKER_05 1:08:14

See, that's exactly how money works. It's true, hooch. It's true, all of it.

SPEAKER_10 1:08:19

Wow. We'll get it back, we'll find her.

SPEAKER_15 1:08:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:25

I give hooch one coin just to hold on to, not coin passage, it's meaningless, yeah. But but but but hooch thinks it's a ton of money. Uh I'll keep that one. It's like giving someone a penny, yeah. Giving a penny to a child.

SPEAKER_20 1:08:42

I put it into my sock.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:44

Yeah. For safety.

SPEAKER_20 1:08:46

Because you never know.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:47

You never know. Um, I uh how much do we heal from the home cooked meal? Riley was always in charge of this.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:58

Uh well, after a night of rest, you'll heal a d6.

SPEAKER_20 1:09:04

I need this d6. I I'm I'm beat up.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:08

But uh we'll see if you uh run a foul of any baddies.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:14

Oh, I rolled a three for our healing, so uh that's gonna bring me up a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:25

Um I am missing all of my books.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:37

This classic. This guy underprepared over here, okay.

SPEAKER_20 1:09:42

No worries. That's why we play off the Mucklin sandbox setting. Beta now available from Lantibeam.com.

SPEAKER_11 1:10:02

All right.

SPEAKER_01 1:10:20

Two gnomes. Two gnomes in a fountain. Each one seeking happiness. Each one seeking happiness.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:36

Three gnomes on a mountain.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:40

As is the rest of the stream, guys.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:43

Each one seeking happiness. All right. Uh well, it's it's uh it's not great for you guys. Um seems like your food has attracted some hungry killer rats in the night.

SPEAKER_09 1:11:09

Um there are there's one of them.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:13

Okay. One one rat king of killer rats. Can we take out one killer rat, George? It's gonna kill us both. I love it. That's how the campaign ends.

SPEAKER_08 1:11:25

One rat eats us while we're asleep.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:28

Yeah, it just gnaws away half of your body, and you know you don't notice.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:33

Uh you're stirred awake by its hissing, and uh it immediately lunges towards you. You guys are in a conflict.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:42

Um I'll see your conflict and raise you straight to combat.

SPEAKER_20 1:11:47

Yeah, I'm gonna shout out back and try to grab him with my man catcher. Actually, he's not a man. He's not a human. I don't have a weapon yet, actually, so my damage is disadvantaged.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:03

I can hand you okay, so the problem is, right? I have a wicked flail. But it gives you minus five to max courage.

SPEAKER_10 1:12:11

Oh wait, no, the man catcher is a weapon, right?

SPEAKER_05 1:12:14

Man catcher is a weapon. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_21 1:12:16

Okay. Never mind, I'm fine. I'm going to I will also attack the killer rat.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:22

Okay, you will both roll initiative.

SPEAKER_21 1:12:27

Seven.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:30

I oh oh perception. Perception. Wait, no.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:35

Perception is reality.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:37

Yeah. Six. Six also. I don't have plus one perception, but that's Riley.

SPEAKER_21 1:12:46

You guys go first. Let's do it, Georgie.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:52

Six. You strike at the creature, um, it's a hit with a counterattack.

SPEAKER_09 1:13:02

Oh dear. Six. Nice. I can only roll sixes for the rest of the game, guys. Yeah, that's fine. Six dread.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:14

All right. Um it takes the blow and screeches, but then it snaps back at you with another hit for a with a counterattack, and uh it deals I'm minus two. One dread. You're minus two, what? My my defense is minus two. I'm a rascal. Oh.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:39

I'm a rascal, y'all.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:41

Wascally wabbit. Uh well, then it misses you.

unknown 1:13:46

Yes.

SPEAKER_20 1:13:47

See, Riley always got hit, but now I actually have a defense. Not plus one, which is horrible. Yeah. Um good old hooch dundee.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:03

Helly hooch. All right. When it attacks you poisons you again.

SPEAKER_21 1:14:13

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:14

I'm just no I'm gonna say it has uh minus one defense. It's put itself in a good position. It's like recoils against Brendo. Sure.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:38

I say uh it doesn't matter, you'll never take us alive. And I and I enter into ranged combat. Let's see what I get with my minus one attack. Alright, that's a niner. Okay.

SPEAKER_19 1:14:56

Dece.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:57

Um with the additional minus one. Do you have a you want to use a quest point? I do. Okay. Uh do.

SPEAKER_10 1:15:07

Blow in all of our quest points. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:09

Yeah, doesn't even matter. We're gonna have to just sleep as well.

SPEAKER_17 1:15:13

We'll wrap up the quest there. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:14

Oh, come on.

SPEAKER_17 1:15:15

Oh.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:16

That's too damage. It's two damage at least. It's not the end of the world.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:24

Yeah, your uh your music like really creeps it out and it uh make it uncomfortable. It cowers and just dashes off into the night. I feel like that's a better way than like you kill it with your music. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:49

I mean, chasing it off is always a better way than just like us hacking it until it's not moving anymore.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:53

There's gonna be a a string of me with my finishing blows of just creeping people out. Uh really greats on his nerves. Your harshest vibe, you uh, you know. You just play like horror music.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:08

Yeah. Just like 80 synth.

SPEAKER_12 1:16:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:17

Theremon. Okay, you guys uh chased off the killer rat.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:24

Look at us. Look at us, heroes. Heroes. We're like flexing at each other in the firelight. Was that our first combat? Um kind of.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:35

Maybe.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:36

Sorry. You actually successful combat. Yeah. Try to attack something.

SPEAKER_10 1:16:41

Yeah, I think that's the first time we've actually attacked something.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:43

We we uh you know, we know our limitations, and we uh we're a creative solutions party. Yeah, we'll we'll just uh try to kill rats, and that's about it. Yeah, we're we're real we're real brave when it's a rat. A single rat. Yeah. If there had been two of them, my god, we would have been murdered. It's true.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:05

Imagine if there were four. That would have been we would have run again.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:10

Yeah, we would have just abandoned our campsite, that fish, everything, just failed on it.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:16

The rats just sitting in our campsite next to the fire, warming up, eating fish.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:20

Yeah. Hissing into the into the ether.

XP, Future Hooks, And Closing CTA

SPEAKER_04 1:17:24

Alright. Uh, the rest of the night passes, you guys get a decent night of rest. You heal what you're gonna heal. Uh it's the next day, and you are close to the spill, but you guys have talked about going into the quagmash to find hard twin beard.

SPEAKER_21 1:17:44

I think I think we should get the parts while we're here. Yeah, I completely read that for some benefit.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:49

Yeah. Um, as uh Hooch is going into the spill, I realize he hasn't put on the hazmat suit, he put on the mascot costume instead.

SPEAKER_19 1:18:00

Oh gosh, sorry. That would have been bad, you know. Yeah. I'll make I'll double check and make sure that I'm using the actually fixed one, like the good one, not the fake one that we have.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:12

Also, we just double layer it. We put the the bad one on the outside of the good one. Double wrapped or yes.

SPEAKER_20 1:18:22

I'm gonna keep all these costumes because most of our quests will be like fletch lips. Oh we'll just like pretend to be other people as best we can. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:35

Alright, dudes. Um, I think make a realms check to get over to the spill.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:43

That's right. You made the last one, right? Uh-oh. I would spew. What does it mean?

SPEAKER_02 1:18:56

What does it mean?

SPEAKER_09 1:19:03

Roll that day when Hundo. Does it mean 44? 44. We only roll doubles.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:09

You know, it's hard to make discoveries again.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:12

It is. It is. It's a nice little nice little reprieve from the uh poisons and yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:19

Do you discover poison?

SPEAKER_04 1:19:25

Um a little bird flutters up to you and uh lands on a branch.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:34

Say hey, are you my cousin?

SPEAKER_04 1:19:37

Uh this tiny bird is wearing a green hat with a blue feather. Like a bard? Um it looks fancy. This is uh a sparrows, sparrow sprite.

SPEAKER_14 1:19:53

Um he says, Hello. I am Sir Fwitter.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:02

Your Majesty. Yes, we both bow. We don't know what to do.

SPEAKER_03 1:20:09

What are you doing out here? I've come to warn people.

SPEAKER_04 1:20:16

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:17

Warn about of the dangers in the spill.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:21

That's where we're that's where we're headed now. It doesn't look so bad. I mean, it's what it's just green, right? We got hazmat suits. We'll be alright. It's toxic.

SPEAKER_10 1:20:31

It's poisonous. Yeah, he's got check these digs out, y'all.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:35

Yeah, yeah. We were like insistent about the hazmat suit.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:39

Yes, yeah. So you seem intent on going in there.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:44

Yeah, what other look for some watchamahoosits. Or who's who's a mawatsits, or I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:51

I wrote this down somewhere. I start rifling through the power.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:53

Watch a I'm not familiar with such things, but I can tell you strange creatures live in the pools. Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_21 1:21:04

How do you say uh uh what kind of strange creatures?

SPEAKER_02 1:21:12

Uh animals are corrupted by the spill.

SPEAKER_03 1:21:18

Mutants. The waste. Turtles.

SPEAKER_02 1:21:27

I'm not sure. Geese. Some geese, maybe some geese turtles.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:34

Geese turtles. It's a horrible, like a shelled goose.

SPEAKER_21 1:21:40

It's like a Koopa. Yeah. It's like a Koopa trooper.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:44

Um I say, well, thank you for the warning.

SPEAKER_19 1:21:48

Yeah, thank you for the warning. Uh I wish we could do something in return. We'd say, look out for the sarpathy. They were running around uh a few hexes ago.

SPEAKER_12 1:21:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_19 1:21:58

Ah, they cast a hex on you.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:01

No, no, no, no. Snake oil was delicious. Hexes ago. Hexes ago.

SPEAKER_18 1:22:06

You drank of that snake oil? I did, yeah. I it's guy, he said it was great. I took a swig, it was uh it was pretty good.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:14

He immediately like kills us because we're heretics.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:18

No, the the sparrow spite f flutters around your head and says, hmm, you are not accursed.

SPEAKER_20 1:22:28

No, I was poisoned a long time, but uh we ate some fish.

SPEAKER_10 1:22:33

I'm great.

SPEAKER_20 1:22:35

Swamp fish.

SPEAKER_03 1:22:37

Perhaps I should uh accompany you.

SPEAKER_20 1:22:41

That'd be great. I mean, if you want to keep a lookout while I go into the spill, that would be super helpful.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:48

I'd love the company, or we'd love the company, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:51

He lands on your shoulder, Brendo.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:53

Nice, it's like bird on a bird on a bird, birdception.

SPEAKER_04 1:22:57

A high five of them both, and then well, tiny high five.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:00

Ah bam. Um the Ben, correct me if I'm wrong, but the the blue feather indicated bard within Bog Town, right?

SPEAKER_04 1:23:11

Or is it just um I don't I think that was just Dolore of the Blue was that just Delore of the Blue?

SPEAKER_05 1:23:20

Okay. Brendo doesn't know any better, so he keeps trying to uh all bards have blue feathers. Yeah. Uh uh I keep asking the sparrow sprite, like, so you play any music or you like to sing, or you want to harmonize a little bit while we sing?

SPEAKER_04 1:23:39

That's a little chirp. Sounds beautiful.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:42

I immediately steal it for my set.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:53

Classic. So that's what type of bard you are, huh?

SPEAKER_05 1:23:57

Yeah, you know.

SPEAKER_04 1:23:58

No original ideas.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:59

Uh I'm just reinterpreting, reinterpreting a beautiful inspiration. I heard. See, they went do do do do do do, and I went d. So it's totally different. You're right.

SPEAKER_09 1:24:12

You're right, vanilla ice. Getting that.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:18

Uh no, I I I spend the entire time while um Hooch is in the spill just like harmonizing and rocking out with the Sparrow Sprite. We don't keep watch.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:29

Yeah, well, uh the Sparrow Sprite is its purpose is to like coach you and uh help you out.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:37

I see. It's like a manager or an agent.

SPEAKER_09 1:24:41

Your agent is a sparrow sprite is kind of an amazing idea.

SPEAKER_08 1:24:48

That's kind of fantastic.

SPEAKER_12 1:24:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:52

Um I I offer to kiss the sparrow sprite's hand because that's how they do it in munch.

SPEAKER_04 1:24:59

Just tiny little feathers. You get the avian flu.

SPEAKER_12 1:25:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:25:10

Um as you guys head into uh the spill, the thick of it, um you're just surrounded by glowing green lakes that are bubbling, just like toxic sludge everywhere. He said that it was like any lake, like is like they're at the bottom of wells or something. Or is it he wasn't very specific, so you're gonna have to kind of search around.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:34

That's why we gotta ask questions, Brundo. Say why do we have to ask questions?

SPEAKER_20 1:25:42

I I wade into a random, into a random pool. Actually, I'm gonna get I'm gonna get a stick and like put it in to like see if there's like anything in the water.

SPEAKER_09 1:25:56

In the goo, I should say, in those the toxic ooze, Robocop sludge.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:06

Okay, make a search check.

SPEAKER_19 1:26:13

It's clear, nothing in here.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:18

Yeah, you can feel a thing. All right, I walk in.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:24

But I'm like really nervous. It gets real once I feel the suit heat up because this stuff is like bubbling.

SPEAKER_04 1:26:34

Okay. Um you spend uh a good amount of time in there, and there seems to be just nothing in this pool worth salvaging.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:48

Okay. I start hauling him back out by the way.

SPEAKER_20 1:26:52

Yeah, the only thing I bring up is like a trombone.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:57

I say, don't put it to your lips, it's full of ooze.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:01

There's some lips already attached to it.

SPEAKER_08 1:27:05

Oh no.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:06

I like the idea that somehow the lips are the only part of that person to survive the uh the spill. It must have been old iron lips, McTrumboner.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:20

Uh Sir Footer says, We shouldn't be staying here too long.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:29

All right, Sir Footer, we'll we'll hurry. Uh you keep an eye out. We're gonna go to the next pool.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:37

Sir Footer takes to the skies.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:42

Um amazing. Uh we'll Hooch and I will hustle to the next pool.

SPEAKER_04 1:27:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:51

And I'll start paying out like roped while he pops in.

SPEAKER_20 1:27:55

Right, make another check. Not then.

SPEAKER_21 1:28:03

Nothing at all. I'm the worst searcher in the world.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:08

I mean, in all fairness, it's like pretty opaque ooze.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:11

Yeah, you're you're just like moving around and sloshing around in the dark, basically, and um something grabs a hold of your leg.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:22

I start reeling hooch as fast as I can. But I'm weak.

SPEAKER_20 1:28:31

I boy, I don't have many powers left. Um my god, I have one power left. No, I can do some stuff. Um uh I'm gonna try to get out of its hold and get out of the lake.

SPEAKER_04 1:28:52

All right, uh make a might check. I am very weak. That's four. All right, it's got like a death grip on you, and it feels like a big gooey hand, and um you're struggling under there. Uh you were in a conflict.

SPEAKER_20 1:29:15

Okay, I'm I'm going to uh I'm gonna attempt to knock out a goon or bruiser level adversary. I'm just gonna like rough in and and try to like punch in punch it.

SPEAKER_03 1:29:32

I'll allow it. I'll allow it.

SPEAKER_21 1:29:35

Please, might check.

SPEAKER_10 1:29:37

Eh?

SPEAKER_21 1:29:38

That's an eight.

SPEAKER_10 1:29:41

I ain't got no quest points.

SPEAKER_04 1:29:42

Alright. Successful with a twist. Um you punch it and it lets go, but you can feel it still moving.

SPEAKER_05 1:29:55

Can I start to like real hoochin?

SPEAKER_15 1:29:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:01

I make my own, I guess my own might check.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:06

Um now you can do it.

SPEAKER_13 1:30:09

Okay. I do it.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:12

Um, but what you see you're pulling him out, and then this uh the sort of mutant murgotode that is sort of fused with an orch comes out.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:28

Sklunch. Is it sclunch? No.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:31

This is what happened to him.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:32

Yeah. He has like the hilt of a spear. It's kind of scrawny for an orch.

SPEAKER_21 1:30:38

Me hongo.

SPEAKER_04 1:30:39

It looks like the orch has been knocked out, but the Murgotote is still like swapping along.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:46

Yeah, yeah. Um lurching forward.

SPEAKER_20 1:30:50

I am terrified of this creature. I between the claustrophobia being underneath just a bunch of sludge, I'm just like scrambling on the bank like a

SPEAKER_04 1:31:04

Um all right, so um yeah. Hooch, what do you want to do? Brendo, you've you've pulled him in. Do you want to attack this thing?

SPEAKER_12 1:31:20

Do you wanna uh run?

SPEAKER_09 1:31:25

I wanna run. Yeah, we might want to run.

SPEAKER_20 1:31:38

Charlie's has no regard for our lives.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:44

This place is terrifying. Yeah.

SPEAKER_18 1:31:47

Um I mean we could try to fight it. I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 1:31:54

I mean, it is just yeah, we knocked out part of it.

SPEAKER_17 1:31:58

It's halfway there.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:00

Living on a prayer. You want to do it?

SPEAKER_17 1:32:02

Yeah, let's do it. Screw it. I'm famous last words.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:06

Uh our sparrow sprite friend just flies away and abandons us because you think it's a bad idea. Um I also roll initiative. I have a 12. I wish I'd save that. Uh seven.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:27

Okay, you guys go first.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:31

No, I won't try that. Never mind. Um, yeah. Uh let's do it. Oh no. There's like goop in my keytar. I like it's not the sound's not coming out.

SPEAKER_04 1:32:50

The sound's not coming out, man. So bad that you take one dread, Brendo. It's like an effect.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:56

Wrong chords, wrong chords. Seven. I roll a seven.

SPEAKER_19 1:33:03

That a counterattack?

SPEAKER_09 1:33:06

Yes.

SPEAKER_11 1:33:11

Yes.

SPEAKER_09 1:33:13

Two dread.

SPEAKER_11 1:33:18

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:33:19

Um, hit. I need it to not hit. I don't know. Oh, I'm down. There's no way.

SPEAKER_14 1:33:33

It's minus two. Please! Not a crit.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:37

Minus two, so it's okay. Not a crit. Just a hit.

SPEAKER_18 1:33:40

Yeah, I'm so used to being critted.

SPEAKER_12 1:33:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:45

Um, you are swallowed.

SPEAKER_15 1:33:49

Oh what?

SPEAKER_06 1:33:50

Thank god I'm in a hazmat suit.

SPEAKER_04 1:33:55

I gotta get out of here. Yes, you are swallowed and you take uh sixth red. I am down. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:07

Um no. Is the rope that was tied to Hooch still just like dangling out of this thing's mouth?

SPEAKER_20 1:34:16

Oh, good call.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:17

Yeah. Start playing tug of war with hooch's body.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:26

Uh you see um come down like a bullet. Wow. And he's got a little sword that goes straight at the Murgatoad.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:43

It's just like a flash, and then the Murgotode splits in half. It's like one of those little cocktail swords. Uh yeah, he is an unimmitted swordsman.

SPEAKER_04 1:34:53

Wow. Uh he you know, gets a hit in there, but uh the Murgatoad whips around with its bulky body and attacks. Swallows him too.

SPEAKER_18 1:35:08

Alright, okay, yeah, that's a hot. That's a hot.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:13

He misses. And uh Brendo, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_05 1:35:17

Crying. So he missed. Uh I already went. So it's the next round?

SPEAKER_04 1:35:23

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:35:28

Oh, I go second.

SPEAKER_04 1:35:33

Sorry, let me something up. James, um see how long you're uh knocked out for. I didn't hear the first part of that sentence, sorry.

SPEAKER_05 1:35:47

Uh he was gonna look something up, but while he's doing it, see what see how long you're knocked out for.

SPEAKER_20 1:35:52

What what our role?

SPEAKER_05 1:35:53

G T four three years.

SPEAKER_09 1:35:58

Three years Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:36:11

Okay. Uh defeated Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:36:29

So you're yeah, and then roll um wounded. Let's see if we're wounded. Resist wounds, vitality. Sorry, did I it was it its turn?

SPEAKER_05 1:37:01

Uh or is it the next round? No, you know what? It swallowed me. I think it's its turn. Yeah, that was a counterattack, and then yeah, the counterattack is what swallowed me. Alright, it tries to swallow Brundo. At least uh at least we're in here together we'll we'll be digested together.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:23

Oh, that is a swallow.

SPEAKER_05 1:37:27

Oh no, it's a it's a sparrow sprite, Ben. It's not a swallow. You know? Uh you take three dread.

SPEAKER_04 1:37:40

You stand. You are still alive, still awake. Um we have anyway. You could try to escape.

SPEAKER_09 1:37:56

Um do I have a quest point left still?

SPEAKER_05 1:38:07

I think I have one left. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:38:13

Um, this is the next round action to escape.

SPEAKER_05 1:38:21

Can I can I narrate the escape? Yeah. Alright, I'll use the last uh quest point to roll inspire to narrate. Uh and then um what was its name again? The Sir Fwitter? And then Sir Fwitter's sword struck true, stabbing the Murgatoad in the eye. And and we tumbled out.

SPEAKER_04 1:38:48

I'm always expecting uh a rhyme. A rhyme, and then I just can't make it work.

SPEAKER_05 1:38:53

I just my brain isn't my brain isn't there. It's a seven. Alright. It's a success with a twist. Uh what if the twist is that Hooch and I come tumbling out, but Hooch's rope is still like caught in the burgatoad's throat.

SPEAKER_11 1:39:19

Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:39:25

Just have to like suck you in like spaghetti.

SPEAKER_15 1:39:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:39:30

Uh I mean, like, I think we might be able to rip Hooch out of the suit and just like lose that. Unfortunately. Did we pay for that or we owe him a silver?

SPEAKER_10 1:39:41

We owe him. Oh.

SPEAKER_14 1:39:43

I figured if we got what he needed, I figured if we got what we needed, we could talk away out of it, but you know.

SPEAKER_04 1:39:51

Oh, sorry. Uh uh Brendo, make a perception check.

SPEAKER_05 1:39:55

Uh-oh. There's 40 more Murgotodes emerging.

SPEAKER_20 1:40:00

Uh 11. Hey. You can see in here.

SPEAKER_04 1:40:05

So while you were in there, you saw something inside the creature's belly, like in its gullet. Ooh, maybe it's a bow gullet. It's a shiny thing. Bow gullet, indeed.

SPEAKER_20 1:40:19

Either it's the stuff we're looking for or a hand grenade.

SPEAKER_04 1:40:22

Yeah, you can you were spit out, and um now it's well, hooch is now it's the next round because everyone's gone. Um, well, it's I guess it's its round, its turn. This is the end.

SPEAKER_06 1:40:41

We had a good run. We had a good run.

SPEAKER_05 1:40:43

I mean, I'm hoping Surf Whitter can do some some damage. I don't know, knock this thing out.

SPEAKER_18 1:40:51

If I wake up before we're digested.

SPEAKER_04 1:40:56

Um, hooch. Uh Brendo, you're attacked again.

SPEAKER_05 1:41:01

I accept. Oh my good lord. Oh no. I'm I'm I I have to be dead, or unconscious rather.

SPEAKER_04 1:41:11

It's a tenor.

SPEAKER_05 1:41:13

Yeah. Oh, that's fine.

SPEAKER_06 1:41:16

That's we're down. That's it.

SPEAKER_05 1:41:20

Minus minus six out of four. Or I guess it goes straight to zero. And I will roll to see how many rounds I'm digested for. One round. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 1:41:30

All right. Someone roll, make a roll to see how this went for Surf Witter. If he survived, you'll have a plus one.

SPEAKER_05 1:41:39

Oh yeah. 13. Surf Witter just.

SPEAKER_04 1:41:46

Alright, you guys wake up to find Surf Whitter on top of this creature, like a hero. Just got his little sword.

SPEAKER_06 1:41:57

We owe you big time, buddy. Anything you need.

SPEAKER_05 1:42:01

I say I'm gonna write a song about you, Sir Fitter, and I pass out.

SPEAKER_02 1:42:08

Uh well, yes, uh that would be lovely.

SPEAKER_04 1:42:16

Actually, could you brave, brave Sir Fwitter? Yes, before we part ways, I would love to hear it.

SPEAKER_05 1:42:29

I say I'm not that kind of bard.

SPEAKER_16 1:42:32

I'm more of like a slam poet. Uh I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 1:42:35

Uh uh, I I say uh well, you know, the the chorus goes something like Bre Brebswitter, you fought the Murgatoad, you stabbed it in the eye, and then we rolled out he fought the Murgatoad.

SPEAKER_13 1:42:47

You know, something like that.

SPEAKER_20 1:42:49

Woof! And then I high-five him.

SPEAKER_13 1:42:51

Then I pass out again.

SPEAKER_02 1:42:53

Oh, it was wonderful. Very rousing. I would pretty much perhaps uh something else rhyming with Murgatoad and Murgato twice.

SPEAKER_04 1:43:05

Everyone's a critic.

SPEAKER_08 1:43:10

Everyone's a critic.

SPEAKER_05 1:43:11

The Murgatoad. Uh, I mean, I don't have anything kosher to say at this moment.

SPEAKER_04 1:43:20

Uh, you gotta roll to resist wounds, Brendo.

SPEAKER_05 1:43:24

Uh can I just accept wounds into my heart? I mean the nine? Uh ooh, but what is the modifier? Is it Taladod?

SPEAKER_04 1:43:36

You only have to get a six, so I doubt.

SPEAKER_05 1:43:38

Oh, okay. I was like, it's a minus one.

SPEAKER_04 1:43:42

Uh you're you're you're all good. You've got this uh slain Murgotote in front of you.

SPEAKER_05 1:43:49

I say, uh hey hooch, watch this, and I reach into its gullet. I pull out uh gyro what's him a call it.

SPEAKER_04 1:43:58

You do it's all caked with gunk and disgustingness, but we'll let him clean it.

SPEAKER_11 1:44:04

Looks like we're getting that silver after all. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:44:17

Um that's crazy that if we hadn't discovered that's what I love about the sandbox, first of all. If we hadn't discovered Surf Witter, we wouldn't die.

SPEAKER_19 1:44:27

Toad feast.

SPEAKER_20 1:44:28

Without that discovery in that 12, we would have been party wiped. Bingo. That's uh that's the closest we've been in a long time.

SPEAKER_05 1:44:41

Uh we will hightail it out of the spill.

SPEAKER_04 1:44:45

Yeah. Um do you want to end it here or just you won't make you want to go back to Bogtown?

SPEAKER_20 1:44:52

I was actually gonna use Barfly to once per session invent a tavern to visit. The barkeep will answer any one question, and at least one random NPC is there.

SPEAKER_21 1:45:02

I was just gonna generate a random uh tavern for us to hang out with.

SPEAKER_05 1:45:07

There's a tavern in the spill called the spigot. Everyone's a mutant in there, and they look at us weird when we walk in.

SPEAKER_04 1:45:19

Uh okay. Do you have to roll a six or something?

SPEAKER_09 1:45:23

Or uh yes, it just says roll realms. Okay. I do it.

SPEAKER_06 1:45:30

And I'm going to use the tavern generator to generate a tavern. Nice. Um it's called the moldy sore, and it's famous. It's famous for carrot farming.

SPEAKER_18 1:45:58

So if you're gonna get your good, you're gonna get the quag carrots, maybe the swamp carrots, George.

SPEAKER_05 1:46:05

That's so funny.

SPEAKER_09 1:46:08

And then I got another round of carrot juice on the house. That's hilarious. Or on me for the whole bar.

SPEAKER_05 1:46:16

Is it Hasenpfeffer? Oh, never mind. That's made from rabbit.

SPEAKER_04 1:46:22

I wonder why we don't get too many folks coming in around here anymore. Drink up.

SPEAKER_18 1:46:28

Say, do you have any free rooms? Why not?

SPEAKER_00 1:46:38

That was my question to the markey. Why not?

SPEAKER_04 1:46:46

It's just like four to have some company, you know what I mean? I do. I do.

SPEAKER_10 1:46:52

You know, uh, ever since the spill happened. Well no. Any idea how that's ever gonna get cleaned up, or is it just an ecological disaster forever?

SPEAKER_04 1:47:03

Well, there's a gnome out there. Uh, what's her name, Mirabel or whatnot? Uh she's out there trying to do uh the large work.

SPEAKER_05 1:47:13

Yeah, I think I saw her had like a little baby goose in her hands and she was pouring some like dish soap on it.

SPEAKER_04 1:47:20

Yeah, it's probably her.

SPEAKER_02 1:47:22

I mean what what can a little gnome do in the face of uh uh an ecological disaster?

SPEAKER_05 1:47:29

I mean, what can't a little gnome do?

SPEAKER_06 1:47:31

You can you can change the the world one day at a time. That's what you can do.

SPEAKER_20 1:47:35

I don't know why we all have that accent.

SPEAKER_00 1:47:38

One day at a time. Yep.

SPEAKER_04 1:47:41

Yeah, they say there's a uh giant who just came out there and uh haven't heard about him in a while.

SPEAKER_17 1:47:50

We'll we'll let some real heroes handle that.

SPEAKER_04 1:47:55

He might have been taken care of, you know what I mean. I don't know.

SPEAKER_17 1:47:59

Well, whoever did that, uh they deserve a song. Brendo.

SPEAKER_05 1:48:06

Sorry, I got my mouth full of swamp carrot. Shouldn't sing with my mouthful. All right.

SPEAKER_17 1:48:17

Well I hose off the hazmat suit in the yard and go, yeah. Yeah. I love it.

SPEAKER_07 1:48:29

As the credits roll.

SPEAKER_05 1:48:32

Right.

SPEAKER_04 1:48:32

It's just the last thing anyone ever.

SPEAKER_15 1:48:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:48:42

Oh, that'll go in the TV show.

SPEAKER_15 1:48:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:48:46

All right. Uh yeah, you guys completed your quest. Um well, I guess you technically haven't gotten back to Charlie yet. You guys could die. We technically did not complete our quest.

SPEAKER_05 1:48:58

Yeah, it's three hexes away, and that's a long distance.

SPEAKER_19 1:49:00

That's a long way today, let me tell you.

SPEAKER_05 1:49:02

It's nothing to Galen and Riley, but to these two.

SPEAKER_06 1:49:11

We're city slickers, man. We can't handle it out here.

SPEAKER_05 1:49:14

Wow. Next quest is a legend of Curly's Gold. Let's go.

SPEAKER_04 1:49:19

The legend of Charlie's Gold. Yeah, Charlie's Gold.

SPEAKER_01 1:49:22

Oh my gosh, that's gonna go in it.

SPEAKER_05 1:49:26

Has to be a Jack Pallance lookalike.

SPEAKER_08 1:49:28

The legend of Charlie's Gold is amazing.

SPEAKER_18 1:49:32

Oh chop, chop, Charlie, you know what I mean? It'll be played by Danny DeVito.

SPEAKER_04 1:49:41

All right, uh, let's use some XP real quick here. So uh you know, uh encounter a new creature. Yes, you did. Significant NPC encounter, you got some surf witter.

SPEAKER_05 1:49:55

Yeah, he's our new best friend.

SPEAKER_04 1:49:56

Yep, saved our lives. Maybe we'll see him again. Uh solve a problem creatively.

SPEAKER_05 1:50:03

Probably. I don't know. Uh yeah, I mean I used a creative skill for the mud banks. Slam down. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:50:20

Okay, so that's um three. Uh you got into peril. Yeah. Did not travel 10x. No way.

SPEAKER_05 1:50:29

We will die if we try to travel 10x. Explored a new point of interest.

SPEAKER_12 1:50:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:50:37

Alright. And you crafted an item.

SPEAKER_05 1:50:41

Hey, look at that. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Did we spend time getting to know each other like as a party? I mean, we did have our little camping.

SPEAKER_04 1:50:49

Yeah, I didn't get to that part yet. I was just doing the questing questing XP.

SPEAKER_21 1:50:56

We did encounter a new creature. Did we say that aren't we? Yeah. Alright. That's six. Um then role playing.

SPEAKER_05 1:51:10

Role playing.

SPEAKER_20 1:51:12

I did not do my idea or flawless quest.

SPEAKER_05 1:51:16

I'd say uh I learned about Hooch that he's never traveled outside the city. And uh I think let me make a note. Hooch's never traveled outside the city, and I wonder if it's something he's interested in doing more of.

SPEAKER_21 1:51:39

What did you learn about old Brendo?

SPEAKER_09 1:51:43

Well, um, what did I learn about Old Brendo?

SPEAKER_05 1:51:47

I should have written it down. Uh me asked about my mom and where I think she might be held. Oh yeah. Mom's probably hanging out in Old Town. Old Town. Uh she owed.

SPEAKER_20 1:52:01

I learned that we don't have enough money to buy a mansion there.

SPEAKER_05 1:52:06

And uh you feel rich because you have a copper in your sock.

SPEAKER_21 1:52:10

Yeah. I'll never be poor.

SPEAKER_04 1:52:16

Alright, well, that's a total of seven XP for you guys.

SPEAKER_05 1:52:20

Amazing. I'm gonna larvel up.

SPEAKER_04 1:52:27

Larval dup.

SPEAKER_09 1:52:30

I'm also gonna larvell up.

SPEAKER_04 1:52:38

Okay, folks. Uh good times.

SPEAKER_10 1:52:42

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SPEAKER_05 1:52:47

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SPEAKER_19 1:52:58

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SPEAKER_05 1:53:05

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SPEAKER_19 1:53:09

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SPEAKER_10 1:53:10

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SPEAKER_17 1:53:23

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SPEAKER_04 1:53:36

Indeed. Well said. And we'll see you today. Uh, that's classic.

SPEAKER_08 1:53:52

Go on. See you next week. All right. Take it easy, everybody.

SPEAKER_05 1:54:00

See ya.