The Media Slayers
In a world where social media headlines rule and rumors travel faster than facts, The Media Slayers are here to cut through the noise. Every week, Keyy G, Marc Gates, Mr. Unlimited PTO, and CC Da Voice, take on entertainment news, viral moments, public figures, and the culture at large — with no agendas, no fluff, and no mercy.
We do the digging so you don’t have to —slaying conspiracy theories, cancel culture, and lazy narratives one episode at a time. If you’re tired of groupthink and ready for real conversations (with a little trolling on the side), you’re in the right place.
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The Media Slayers
The Right To Bear Arms
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The crew kicks things off with the frenzy around Jay-Z concert tickets—who secured their spot and who got left refreshing the page. From there, they take it back to 2007, revisiting unforgettable moments in entertainment and culture.
They then discuss the VERZUZ battle between Tyrese and Tank, while the team dives into theories surrounding Nicki Minaj’s delayed album drop. They also react to the closing of Mama Tina’s Gumbo Shop, break down the latest Druski skit, and unpack a shocking headline involving a quadruple amputee cornhole champion.
To wrap it all up, the crew shares their thoughts on the newest episode of Paradise.
Tap in for laughs, debates, and unfiltered takes—only on The Media Slayers.
Where you can stay forever You can be so be together to the day to night I don't wanna be cat everything's gonna be all bad be the kids take a table a day I don't want to everything's gonna be over taking it in all take it it's about time welcome welcome mark said I had enough yo seriously enough of the personal talk like I'm here to pod.
SPEAKER_13He said, Man, ain't nobody trying to hear nothing about nothing.
SPEAKER_10Let's go forget how your life is going right now. That's irrelevant, Mark.
SPEAKER_14Really? Are you serious?
SPEAKER_10I was so we said we he said when you punch in, you punch in. You gotta be professional. I ain't gonna lie, the last couple, the class couple weeks or so, you've been a liability to this pod. What you keep showing up unprepared, no topics, yeah, having done your research on it on a on a 20-year throwback, like it's all you want, usually eating on the pod, growing. Hey, let's get it together.
SPEAKER_02See, now I gotta take them off to HR because this is out of control.
SPEAKER_13Yeah, everybody just covered that you're all different ways. Tighten up, tighten up.
SPEAKER_02Can I live? Come on, man. Can I live?
SPEAKER_10I can't wait to see that perform.
SPEAKER_03Yo, he added another day, Mark.
SPEAKER_10I don't need that day. I'm going to the first two nights. Don't worry about it.
SPEAKER_03They was telling jokes. Talk about the third day, better not be uh the kingdom come album.
SPEAKER_04The 20th anniversary is like I'm gonna be sick.
SPEAKER_02I'm like, he would hate to hear that. I love Kingdom Come, but you know what? I I like how Mark tried to like smoothly say that he got tickets for this concert that a lot of people couldn't get.
SPEAKER_13He said both that he just flexed on him like you do.
SPEAKER_03Let me tell y'all something.
SPEAKER_13We got rich auntie and rich uncle. Okay, man. I told everybody I was getting tickets. I was gonna make it work. Mark said he don't care what he had to do, he was on them giggolo sites for a few mark.
SPEAKER_03Them tickets was out of control, right?
SPEAKER_10No, it was really stressful. It was crazy.
SPEAKER_13I'm not by any means necessary.
SPEAKER_10I'm not even talking about the money wise, like it went on sale at two. So I joined the cube at 1 30 and it said it was 400,000 people ahead of me. I said, Oh, this is crazy.
SPEAKER_03Now, all y'all love hove again. Yeah, right. They be on the internet coming.
SPEAKER_13Hey, Mark, both radiums, and then go to the side and then pass your other ticket, right? And then we'll loop around.
SPEAKER_10I was over there applying for Yankees jobs and everything. I don't know. Yeah, I'm gonna go over there one way and the other.
SPEAKER_13You like a lot of work at Yankee Stadium. Yeah, I'm in there though. I can't wait. Nah, you definitely gotta let us know how that go.
SPEAKER_02Yo, Mark, Mark was in the group chat tomorrow, and he's trying to pray for me. All right, and I know why he said it. Nobody asked like why. I knew why he was saying it. And I'm looking at the time, Mark done went to church and all that.
SPEAKER_13I'm like, yo, yo, he was in there, like, Lord, let me get them tickets. He went to steal out of them collections. I don't ask for much. He delivered. My God don't play about me.
SPEAKER_12My God is a good God.
SPEAKER_13Yes.
SPEAKER_02Leo, that is crying. Wow.
SPEAKER_13I already got a couple dudes who's staying at uh a few different chicks' houses uh a couple nights to get them tickets paid, bro. I'm telling you right now, all kind of stuff go like yo, I gotta sell this. I'm about to get that. I'm going. Everybody going crazy, man. That's what's up. That is what's up. I'm happy for y'all. But look how how high in demand you gotta be that you only had two days of everybody crashing out. You had to add a third day. You had to. You had to it, it would be it, it would be uproar, it'll be it'll have been a problem.
SPEAKER_02It's Jay-Z, man. I can't even. I like uh it's funny because my algorithm on Twitter, I don't know how it happened. I I don't know, but my algorithm it has a lot of like Jay-Z hate. Like they hate Jay-Z on my algorithm on Twitter, and it's like, oh, those are bots.
SPEAKER_13You know why they hate Jay-Z on your Twitter, right? Yeah, that's the barbs, lover.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it's the it's definitely the barbs. I'm telling you, like, I don't follow these people, but it's just my algorithm. My four you is all like Jay-Z hate, and I'm like, what? They're like, oh, these are nobody's gone crazy, but then I'm on Facebook and Instagram. Everybody's like, yo, I will sell my kidney for these tickets, I will do this. And I like people actually know. So I'm like, nah, yeah, man.
SPEAKER_03Them tickets is not, they ain't playing with them prices.
SPEAKER_13I see all kinds of stuff. People talking about something donating blood. I done seen everything.
SPEAKER_03I smoothly left the ticket site. I said, I just was checking, I was just checking.
SPEAKER_10I'm glad your uh Twitter algorithm changed though, because it was nothing but porn last time.
SPEAKER_13Yo, you yo, Twitter is that was crazy.
SPEAKER_02Twitter, nah, Twitter's crazy because you interact with one thing and all of a sudden they think that's that's your first thing.
SPEAKER_13Nah, nah, you're not lying. You're not looking at that.
SPEAKER_02You know, my Twitter algorithm is now I had to stop. Like, hold on. How all these people got cancer, like it can be.
SPEAKER_13Oh hell no. That'll put me in such a depressive state. I couldn't see that. It makes me so sad.
SPEAKER_02Yo, every other, but it's like people that defeat, like every other post, like I just beat cancer, my mom beat cancer, this is cancer, cancer, cancer. Every I'm like, oh my, and I'm like, wow, good, God bless. Like, I'm liking it, and then now I'm realizing that's all like mostly my algorithm. So now when I see it in my mind, I'm like, oh, that's great for you, but I cannot interact with this. I gotta get it.
SPEAKER_13I thought she was lying the first time it had her nasty self. And then when I'm I'm over here showing Jenna the video, the next video pop up. I'm talking about cheeks just open. I said he just looking at me. I'm like, yo, I don't know. I don't know, that ain't me.
SPEAKER_03Like Twitter is a wild place, it changed.
SPEAKER_13That's not even my kind of flavor. I don't like color than that.
SPEAKER_02Nah, for real, it's crazy. Like, I I I got you gotta be careful what you like or interact with because they will change your whole algorithm.
SPEAKER_13They don't care neither. It's it's so there is no kind of chill on Twitter. It's it's it's zero to a thousand on any on any swipe. You don't you don't know what you get. People get murdered, jump, fighting, all kind of stuff. You don't know what's going on.
SPEAKER_02Oh, and Ali, Ali, um, listeners, Ali spitting on a new mic today. Sound good though.
SPEAKER_13Yeah, baby.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you sound real good, clear, and professional.
SPEAKER_13I appreciate that. I bought a few things, you know what I'm saying, to enhance the sound, you know. But now I got a few things in the crib. I'm trying to get my office together, and I was seeing it. It was been sitting in my Amazon cart for a minute. And I said, Let me get this mic.
SPEAKER_02It's crazy because Ali never had a sound issue. That's one thing I can't say about Ali. He don't show up, he takes off a lot, he be on bullshit.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, forget the 10 minutes.
SPEAKER_03Get him, get him going. I think Ali is his only sound issue because he be saying stuff, making his own sound. Yeah, like he'd be talking to somebody in the background or something off of mute. Like last episode, what did this nigga say? Oh, you got the pineapples, and then he said he was mad.
SPEAKER_06She was so mad.
SPEAKER_03I told y'all what's going on. Y'all didn't pay attention in me.
SPEAKER_13It's hilarious, not too much, bro. Not too much. This nigga was on.
SPEAKER_03She said, Oh, he's gonna be on vacation. That nigga said, Oh, you got the pineapples in my mind. I'm like, Oh, we having a good time.
SPEAKER_13No, nah, we was getting lit off of moonshine. We was out there having moonshine.
SPEAKER_02Oh, never ever in my life.
SPEAKER_13Y'all was on a different vibe, right? Uh distillery or whatever, and they was giving out um this free tour of all the drinks that they had. So we would just take a shot at the shot at the shop, and then after, if you wanted, they they had deals on bottles. So we bought a few different bottles and they gave you a bunch of different things. It I ain't gonna lie, some of them was fire, some of them was fruit. They had like mandarin moonshine, pineapple moonshine, and then they had apple pie, then they had this other one was like hunch punch, but that one was like 90 proof, bro. It was, I ain't gonna hold you. It had us right. We was we was lit.
SPEAKER_02We was like, I be seeing, I be seeing those moonshines in the liquor, so they have it on the counter now.
SPEAKER_13Like, don't do it. No, hell no, I know what they try to pull up them extra hard. You right, boy. I ain't had no idea. I said, Oh, I see, uh-uh. I'm great.
SPEAKER_02That's not that's but that's not the real moonshine. My family's from the south.
SPEAKER_13They have to say, I heard the real moonshine, the original, it's like everclear.
SPEAKER_10It's like everclear. That's it's it's death, it's deaf in a bottle. I was about to say, I can I will never forget one of those moon night um moonshine nights with the family. It got crazy. I think my dad got cursed out by one of my cousins. Like, it was going on. It was a lot of stuff going on, yo.
SPEAKER_02No, I would you talk about it on Subia's house, right?
SPEAKER_10Yeah, it got cursed out.
SPEAKER_02Yo, we was kids and we couldn't even drink, and I remember that. It was crazy.
SPEAKER_10No, no, no. I was I was drinking it.
SPEAKER_13I both remember it. Well, I wasn't playing.
SPEAKER_02They was going. My fa, like I said, my family from the south, so I think they had the real moonshine, like the stuff from the south.
SPEAKER_13They probably had the stuff that was not even from a uh uh a liquor store, it was from their yard. They they had that sitting there for 60 years. Yeah, I've been drinking since. Mark been open since, huh? That's been crazy. It was crazy. Light your chest on fire, boy.
SPEAKER_02Well, how was that week? How was everything? CC, how's work?
SPEAKER_03Better than yours.
SPEAKER_02Work is amazing now.
SPEAKER_03It's great. There's no complaints. I'm just glad to be out of that situation from last time.
SPEAKER_02See, this is what this is why I get we laughing at CC's uh workplace drama and oh man, mine topped it off for real.
SPEAKER_03Like, this is yeah, they they really wild, they really wild down jabs for a little bit though.
SPEAKER_13Yours definitely been throwing sneak jabs. First niggas in the newspaper, I mean on on TV and shit, news 12. Like, yours be throwing sneak jabs. Now you're right. Just been constantly hitting us every every every time it's something new with CC shit. First it was the crackheads, now some niggas working with the crackheads. Like, you know, it's always the crackheads, man.
SPEAKER_03It's always the crackheads, man. But shout out to the crackheads, you know. They don't bother me.
SPEAKER_13I hope your co-worker ain't listening to the episode. He really gonna jump.
SPEAKER_03Yo, I'll leave. And then you making it worse. Whatever episode he goes to. Maybe the one after is better. Then you heard that.
SPEAKER_13Like, dang.
SPEAKER_03Nah, he's good though. I talked to him. Yeah, I talked to him. Definitely talk to him. He good.
SPEAKER_13All right, girl. Shout out to you.
SPEAKER_03So don't ever do, don't ever do nothing to me like that again when I'm around.
SPEAKER_13I'm sorry, y'all. I took a handful, won't do it again.
SPEAKER_14Tyler. Tyler's crazy.
SPEAKER_13Yeah, Tyler.
SPEAKER_03Whoever thought, like you ain't want to kill shit but a headache.
SPEAKER_14You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_13Boy, it was like, man, the damn migraine.
SPEAKER_02This is unrelated, but yo, Dunkin' Donuts, y'all got mental issues because I order my green tea refreshers, right? It gives you an option extra ice, less ice, whatever. I put less ice, and it's like they give me more ice than ever. Today I forgot to select that option, and it's like the tiniest bit of ice in here. So I'm like, wait a minute. I know I'm not less. Yeah, like if I put less ice, why y'all put more ice and I I don't put anything and y'all just give me less ice.
SPEAKER_03Like, what the f they said, oh, we forgot from last time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The less ice you asked for, man.
SPEAKER_02No, I'm mad. I wanted to I wanted to um mention something to y'all um that I seen on the Joe Button podcast, and I cannot remember it for the life of me. I I had it in my, I thought I put it in my notes, but I didn't. But something happened with him and his co-host. And I was like, now I see I said, okay, this is how this is why people look at me the way they do. I get it now, but I can't remember what it was, and it's bothering me because I've been trying to remember this whole conversation.
SPEAKER_12Yo ass being mean about problems. Is there something Joe Jackson coded? Was it the exchange with him and Mark Lamont Hill?
SPEAKER_10About what? Something I think it was about money and pay.
SPEAKER_02It was something, and they were like, yo, Joe, you can't do that. Like, I I forgot. I was like, yo, I feel the same exact way though. Like, it was definitely Joe Jackson called it. I just can't remember what the hell it was. I wish I could. I'm so mad that I can't remember it.
SPEAKER_04I can't wait to hear it. We need to hear it, y'all. We all need to hear this.
SPEAKER_10I think it was about everybody being replaceable except the host.
SPEAKER_04Yo, I'm crying.
SPEAKER_10What's she trying to say right now?
SPEAKER_02I really don't remember what it was though, but it it's something, and I was like, yo, I was saying the same exact thing.
SPEAKER_03Like they're coming to see me.
SPEAKER_10That's how Shakespeare be acting on the Belgrade Brothers pod, yo. For real, he does.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, DJ J Shakes.
SPEAKER_10Then he posted a picture in a group chat from um his wedding, and obviously, in the you know, wedding pictures, like he's like the main person, and we're like all sitting behind him.
SPEAKER_04He's like, Yeah, this should be our podcast cover ground for like nigga, what delete like that shakes and the bell great shakes and them shit, yeah. Shakes and them niggas, it's gonna be like yo, that is hilarious.
SPEAKER_02Oh, uh, speaking of podcasts, I heard there's a new podcast in town.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, hold on, undisclosed real quick. I can't even say the name yet because it's not official yet. They gotta do their um what is it called? The trademark. But yeah, my brothers definitely got something in the works. What you mean it's not it? They released the name. They they did that, and and we told them not to. Because we're like somebody can steal it, excited, yes, Ali, and my sister said that she said, Dang, I know y'all niggas is excited, but hold on.
SPEAKER_13She was like, somebody can steal the name, and I'm like, Yeah, it's a it's a good name, so I'll be somebody could definitely about your sister, she's so fucking funny. Oh my god. She was just talking about you. I remember Ali from Walmart Days yelling for Mad Law. Yeah, she's fucking hilarious. Oh my god, yo. Uh I I I I really do be forgetting, but y'all, yeah, no, I see exactly where y'all niggas get it from. Y'all whole family gotta be like that.
SPEAKER_02We are wait, but time out. Just a little podcast advice because I've been doing this shit for a minute, right?
SPEAKER_03Let's go, let's go. Let them hear it, drop them gems.
SPEAKER_02There it's technically um when in a podcast space, it's not like television and music where you can't share the same name. Like it, it it you can't sue somebody for having the same name as you or whatever. Like, they could create a name, a title. Like, we want to have something different, but if somebody if somebody has the same name as you, it's not an issue. Like this, I Melissa Ford, she had Melissa Ford hot and bothered. And it was this whole these white people that had that name and been like having their successful podcast for like a minute, and she just continued with it. Like they made a whole big thing about it, like they've been doing it for Malone. It's like it's nothing we can do about it. Like, we've just both got the same name, and that's just it is what it is. And then also, if they create their handle, right? So if they create their um their podcast like YouTube or if you know the DSP or whatever, even if you don't put out an episode yet, you can create that already just to hold it there. So now your name is in the system.
SPEAKER_03Right, right. That's what I said to them too. I'm like, if you if you put it out and then at least people search, then that person who thinks they can get the name, they'll probably see that it's taken too. Like, somebody already has this name. Let me, I don't know.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you go. The first thing you suppose you're supposed to search like Apple Podcasts or Spotify Podcasts, you search to see if that name comes up or whatever, it and it shouldn't. And then you create an Instagram, you create a YouTube, you create um social media for that podcast and an email address, and then you lock that's locking it in, and then you create the DSP platforms for it. Yeah. Now, even if you don't have episodes out yet, you have your name created on the internet.
SPEAKER_10Right. But um, I got some advice too. Y'all niggas better be on the top of y'all game because I'm gonna listen and I'm just gonna shoot at y'all niggas. Everybody's competition. Fuck that.
SPEAKER_03Yo, I'm crying. Shut up, my brother's about to be like, yo, what?
SPEAKER_10Ain't no friends of this business.
SPEAKER_13Well, they say I'm turning on my own. Turn it on my own.
SPEAKER_02It's so funny because I seen that. Uh, first of all, a uh Mr. Man is banned from coming back to the media slayers, all right? Both times, and I'm gonna tell him that. I just spoke to him the other day, I forgot to mention that. Both times he came up here, he did a phenomenal job. He was great. However, he was texting me, yo, when this is over, I gotta go. I got stuff to do.
SPEAKER_03Bro, if you are booking a the funny, the funny thing is he was texting me too the whole time, Key. Remember when I text y'all? I was like, oh, my brother is. I'm like, this nigga sent me bad tech talk about yo, I'm leaving, I gotta go. When yo, when is it gonna end? I'm like, yo, shut up and just you said you wanted to be on here. We didn't ask you this time.
SPEAKER_02You said you wanted to do it. Like, right? And now that podcast, you're gonna have to realize, like, it's not a real quick one and two. Like, you you gotta have some hours set aside to pod. Like, our podcast is our podcast is considered really short for other for other mainstream podcasts. Like, it's really short. Um, and we do an hour, half, hour and a half, two hours. A lot of podcasts be going for like three hours.
SPEAKER_10The Belgrade Brothers podcast. He said he loved it though.
SPEAKER_03He was like, that was so fun. I feel so good now. I had so much fun. I'm like, yeah, all right. See you after your damn date.
SPEAKER_02If that's what he was rushing to. Now, this is the funny part. I seen the album artwork. I mean the album, the uh the podcast artwork of you know what they're doing. And I for if y'all don't know, Cece has three brothers and they all look exactly alike. But uh, it's like a it's like three milk duds, they all bald with beards. Uh, three birds, yeah. It's cartoon images of them, and I see someone in the comments say, is this a bald niggas podcast?
SPEAKER_03Yo, the funny thing is, in there, um, because we was in the family group chat and they're throwing names out, and that was one of the names that they gave.
SPEAKER_04He's like, oh, the three bald guys, and somebody sent out a three bald niggas. I'm like, nobody, don't put niggas in the combo.
SPEAKER_13Three bald niggas in the combo. Three bald niggas pondering.
SPEAKER_02That's hilarious. But shout out to them, though. Best of luck to them because a lot of people think this is easy. I know they about to kill it. And it's like, oh my god, like this is a lot. It's a lot of commitment and it is not easy. And I see a lot of people be like, yo, I'ma do it, I'ma do it. And they started, they got a name, they got a studio, they got all of this stuff, like my cousin, no shade. And when they did it, they realized, like, yeah, you can have a lot of social media clout. You can have a lot of people that love commenting on your stuff and and interacting with you. You could be hood, famous, and all that. Once you start that podcast, it's a different world.
SPEAKER_10Like, oh, yeah, this shit was all over the place. I just realized who you were talking about.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that I'm telling you, because he was, because he's really lit on Instagram, on TikTok, all of that, like Facebook. They love his posts. He goes, he gets hundreds of reactions and shit like that. And, you know, he decided, okay, we're gonna start our own podcast. You know what I'm saying? And I remember like, yo, you didn't listen to not one of our pods. You know what I'm saying? Like, you wasn't, uh you weren't doing any of that. If you don't have a love for it, you gotta Saying a lot of people aren't going to love it either. You gotta actually want to listen to podcasts, you gotta want to be a fan of it. Like, yeah, some people like to interact with you on Facebook, but a lot of these people don't listen to a podcast. We had to learn that the hard way. Like, a lot of your listeners and your viewers are not gonna come from people you know, it's gonna be people you don't know. So it and I guess that's what frustrated them because now it's not only the fact that you gotta build an audience because you think you're going in there with the audience. Yeah, the first couple of episodes, everybody you know might just tune in just to tune in, but they gotta be willing to keep listening. It doesn't mean you're not good, it just means that they gotta be a fan of podcasts, and then um it's a commitment. You know, you can't just put it out. I I remember they started doing it like they'll put one episode out and then they they wouldn't put out another one for a month later, and then you gotta be consistent. All everybody gotta be willing to sit down every week and do a podcast, no days off, like, and you gotta keep doing it until the money starts coming in, and it is not easy.
SPEAKER_10So, yeah, that shit came and went.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it did. It came and went.
SPEAKER_10Another one bites the dust.
SPEAKER_02And they started off like a lot of people think like, oh, it gotta be on video because people aren't gonna be just wanting to hear it. No, people that love podcasts do not mind listening to the audio. A lot of these podcasts are audio and visuals, and most people listen to the audio. Um, the videos that those a lot of those just get clipped up for the internet, and you see a lot of clips of of things like that, and you don't actually sit and go to the YouTube video, you just go with the clips. People that actually listen to the podcast are gonna listen to the episode on the podcast, um, the listening version in their car at work or whatever. But um, you know, I think like the first that they started off with YouTube, and their first, I think their first episode, they had like 2,500 views or something like that. Like it was going, everybody's like, oh, congratulations, congratulations, whatever. This is great. The next one had like 1500, and then the one after that had like 300. You know what I'm saying? Like it's uh, it's people are gonna roller coaster, yeah, and it's not you gotta keep being consistent, you gotta keep going, you gotta keep doing it, or you can't feel like, damn, the people that I thought, because you're gonna get frustrated and be like, damn, why are my people not supporting? They're not interested. That's like me. If all my friends listen to um RB and hip hop, and I decide I want to be a country music singer, and then I I'm mad that my friends aren't supporting my country music, they don't fucking listen to that shit. Like, I don't listen, I'm belistening. Yodin, you wouldn't sing it, Key. But you would expect it to be like it don't matter because you are my friends, these are my family to still support, but it's hard for you to want to support, you know. I'm saying I can support you, I could follow your pages, I could buy your music, but I don't want to sit here and listen to some shit that I'm not interested in. It's not my type of music, you know. It's just that's just the you know, that's just the hard way of life, you know. You're just gonna realize that your podcast fans, your loyal listeners, they are not people you usually know. They're people that just became uh a fan of your show on their own, just from finding. Yeah, it's just a part of the game. But yeah, so let me go ahead and introduce us. Welcome back to another episode of the Media Sayers Podcast. Woohoo! That was crazy. That sounds like the Wayne's brothers are outro. I'm your host, KG. So very happy to be here with my family. Hey, I'm joined by the one and only the goddess herself, CC the voice in a spot. Don't make it hot.
SPEAKER_08What's up, y'all? Episode 207. Don't be surprised. Stop playing, baby. Show me them thighs. Hey, all I got.
SPEAKER_13Okay, I'm rolling. All right, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Show them thighs back. Then we also have Mr. Unlimited PTO here.
SPEAKER_13With the gang gang, we here, baby.
SPEAKER_02Yes, sir. And then last but certainly not least, we have Mr. HR, the instigator. Mark G is in the building.
SPEAKER_10Yes, sir. I said what the fuck. I said, let's get it.
SPEAKER_03Hey, I'm so happy to part with y'all today. And I love the energy today.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, after canceling this week's episode, and now we we actually uh recorded. She said, you know what?
SPEAKER_13Nah, nah, man. I was just waiting. I wasn't gonna say that because I knew she was gonna calm down.
SPEAKER_03I was about to say something, but I forgot we was recording on here. That's that's the best thing to say. Go ahead, let us know.
SPEAKER_02Um, you know what? I was overworked and I was tired. Okay, don't do me.
SPEAKER_13We understand, we understand.
SPEAKER_02So um this week. Um, this week I'm not a hundred percent uh prepared with our two thousand um two thousand and seven facts. Um I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_10Are you gonna freestyle it or are we just gonna skip it?
SPEAKER_03Everybody bring what you got. Hmm.
SPEAKER_02Okay, so I did okay, I had to I had to um fact check something. Netflix digital premiere was in 2007, so that's one thing that happened in 2007.
SPEAKER_13The iPhone came out in 2007.
SPEAKER_02Oh, did it really? That's fire.
SPEAKER_13The launch of the iPhone.
SPEAKER_02All right, I got some TV shows. Wasn't really a great year for TV shows again. 2006, 2007, the TV shows declined. So I got um High Maintenance, 90210. I have um I Love New York, Corey in the House, um Dinner Impossible, the Sarah Silverman program. I I'm just pick I'm just picking things out the dark because it really wasn't much that premiered. That was really great. Um, Are You Smarter than the Fifth Grader? They need to bring that show back.
SPEAKER_13That show was fire.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Um let's see, what else we got? Saints and Sinners, Halfway Home, um A Thousand Places to See Before You Die.
SPEAKER_04Never heard of that.
SPEAKER_02Flavor of Love Girls Charm School, John and Kate Plus Eight. John and K plus eight, they need to do a reboot because they got crazy. They was in the news a lot. It was a lot of allegations. I think the guy went to jail. It was a lot happened with John and Kate Plus 8. Um, the X effect, Tyler, oh well, Tyler Perry's House of Pain came out in 2006, but it changed networks in 2007. Um, what else do we have? Oh, yeah. One of my first of all, I didn't even know there was an animated series of Friday, because that premiered in 2007 as well. Did y'all know that?
SPEAKER_10What I don't think so.
SPEAKER_02It was Friday, the animated series. Oh.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Animated. I remember.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I don't I don't remember that. I never seen it, never heard about it. This is my first time.
SPEAKER_03I remember I never seen it, but I remember I just remember from you saying it. I remember seeing it.
SPEAKER_02Baldwin Hills. Yeah. When I seen the artwork, that was an old like the art for it.
SPEAKER_03I could remember, but I never seen the actual show. I don't know. That's so crazy, though.
SPEAKER_02Um, okay, Baldwin Hills, General Hospital, Night Shift, Rock of Love, boy, Brett Michaels, uh, Victoria Beckham coming to America. Yeah, not a lot going on.
SPEAKER_10This should sound like everybody was outside in 06.
SPEAKER_0207.
SPEAKER_1307. Uh 07, just and it ain't even really had no good movies like that, like decent movies.
SPEAKER_02I I see a lot of um uh what's one show that that did come out that I love is the Big Bang Theory. That's one of my favorite shows of all time. Um, but yeah, that's pretty much it for the show.
SPEAKER_13Transformers, Spider-Man 3, um, the popcorn.
SPEAKER_02Hold on, hold on, hold on. I didn't even get to movies yet.
SPEAKER_13Yeah, do you think, girl?
SPEAKER_02Um, keeping up with the Kardashians. Oh god, that that's another one.
SPEAKER_13That was my show. Everybody loved that show for like a good, I guess, eight years, and then I guess it's still going though. That is not the Kardashian movie that I watch.
SPEAKER_10Mark, you are so annoying. I I I wasn't impressed, yeah. No, it was. I mean, back then, you know, I was like, Oh, that's all right, but now you know, looking back at it, head game was trash, yeah.
SPEAKER_13Everything was trash, I ain't gonna hold you.
SPEAKER_02Um, for the move for the movies, uh, we got Freedom Writers.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I love Freedom Riders, love that movie.
SPEAKER_02Stop the yard.
SPEAKER_03That loud ass movie. I could not stand it. What you didn't like Stop the Yard? Uh it was alright, it's just so loud. Like, I like I remember being aggravated here and then I remember Chris Brown was in it in the beginning.
SPEAKER_13People so bad that he was like so hard about him being in that damn movie, yeah.
SPEAKER_03They was going hard about it, and then when I've seen it, I was like, he wasn't even in it for long. And then no, it wasn't bad. It was just I remember like I had this movie on DVD, I believe. I kept like watching it over and over again, so I got very annoyed with it. Wow, I love Stomp the Yard.
SPEAKER_02We've got to date us, we've got to date us.
SPEAKER_03It's a great movie, it's a great movie. It was just I'll be sleeping still playing like somebody press pause on this thing over here stepping in an empty pool. Like, leave me alone, I'm tired.
SPEAKER_13You were stressed, you needed to get it out, go through the dance floor, you know. Yeah, that's my type of getting on.
SPEAKER_02Uh, we also have Norbit.
SPEAKER_13Norbit. That is my movie for sure. I didn't like it at the time, but when I think about it and I watch that, it is very funny.
SPEAKER_02It is funny.
SPEAKER_13Eddie Murphy, the genius. I'm a cousin that looks just like Norbit. It's so funny. Eddie Murphy. Yo, you're a he is he is a genius. One movie I think everybody needs to go back and watch now as a like an adult, a full-fledged adult, is the Nutty Professor, bro. The very first one. It is so funny. You're gonna be cracking up the whole damn time, bro. I was crying watching it recently. That movie is funny as hell.
SPEAKER_02I gotta watch it again. I haven't watched it since I was a kid.
SPEAKER_13It is yes, I'm telling you, it's a whole different perspective watching it now.
SPEAKER_02We also got Daddy's Little Girls.
SPEAKER_03And hope Monty and them kids are doing good, though.
SPEAKER_02Oh, Zodiac. I love that movie, Zodiac. Did y'all see Zodiac?
SPEAKER_03I don't think I have.
SPEAKER_02Oh my gosh, Zodiac was the thing about that movie is that it's it's it's based on a real life uh serial killer. Um but they never found out who he was, and that's pretty much how the movie ends, which kind of was annoying.
SPEAKER_03Um that is so damn scary.
SPEAKER_02It is very intriguing. Like you're gonna be like so hooked on a movie, but you're gonna be pissed off because there's no like there's no finding out who it was the whole time. Like, it's just it never it never happened. But it is a really good movie, though. If you ever seen if you never seen Zodiac, you should probably watch it. It's good.
SPEAKER_03Um, I think I love my wife. Oh my gosh, that yo, I fell in love with Carrie Washington from that movie. Really? Yes. I'm like, I'm like, oh my god, who is this? Like, I understood Chris Rock. I understood. That nigga said some duck. Going out to get some duck. Yo, that she looks so good. His wife looked good too, but Carrie, like, oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_10When I yeah, I would have took it down.
SPEAKER_03Man, I was like, yo, who is this?
SPEAKER_10You look good. If I remember, I haven't watched it in a while. He never actually took it down, right? No, I think, yeah, nah, hell no.
SPEAKER_03He was too damn corny. Man, I would have taken it down the first day. Like, what? She was so in on to him. She wanted him like that. She wanted him to have fun. She was, yo, I gotta watch it again now.
SPEAKER_10I would've been fucked them kids.
SPEAKER_03Fuck them kids, and not the kids.
unknownI'm just kidding.
SPEAKER_03I'm just kidding, yo. But I'm saying I would have gone home the next day. But then, like, like, nah, she was looking too good in that movie. For real.
SPEAKER_02We also got Are We Done Yet? Disturbia, uh, Perfect Stranger.
SPEAKER_03That's scary shit.
SPEAKER_02The list I'm looking at is better than your list. It's better than my list?
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Well, mine is it's going in order from like the releases from like the months of when it was released. Okay. Um, Spider-Man 3, The X, Georgia Rule, um, Black Book, Shrek the Third, Pirates of the Caribbean at World's End. Um, Knocked Up. I love that movie. That was hard.
SPEAKER_03I love Knocked Up too.
SPEAKER_02Oceans 13. Um, Fantastic Four, Rise of the Silver Surfer, great movie.
SPEAKER_12Definitely was fire.
SPEAKER_02Um, what else I got? Evan Almighty. Ratatouille. Okay. Now you're gonna get to the Ratatouille. Transformers, um, Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix. Do do do Hairspray. I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry. I Know Who Killed Me. The Simpsons movie, The Born Ultimatum, Bratz the movie. Hey, Brat. Rush Hour Three.
SPEAKER_13Unborn movies was fire, Rush Hour Three was good.
SPEAKER_02Delirious. Uh, I love delirious. Uh, Death at a Funeral. Y'all seen that movie? Death at a Funeral?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Uh oh, Super Bad.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, Super Bad is real funny. That is one of my favorite fucking movies.
SPEAKER_02Um, alright, that's all I got.
SPEAKER_10Um, I got No Country for Old Men. That was a fire movie. Great movie. Did you say I Am Legend? No. Yeah, I Am Legend, Juno. American Gangster.
SPEAKER_02Oh, I love the American Gangster.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, when I when it first started, and then I remember when that first came out, the world went crazy. Everybody went to went to see that. Shooter.
SPEAKER_13I like Shooter. That's about it.
SPEAKER_02Oh, why did I get married?
SPEAKER_03Why did I get married? Yes.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that was a good movie, too.
SPEAKER_10I like people always feel that way.
SPEAKER_02No, they don't.
SPEAKER_10All right. People always feel that way. Yeah. All the married couples can talk to them, how they really feel. They'll let you know.
SPEAKER_02And so four came out too. Um, all right. Well, that's oh, music, right? Let me get my music list. Just like music. So I didn't really do I didn't do a deep dive into music, but um, I got a couple of songs that came out. Like the bet that like the chart toppers, because like I said, no shame in my game. I'm a little unprepared today. Um what the hell is going on? What the hell? Yo, uh, this is completely off topic. Well, why one of the kids what about uh juniors in my school walked walked up to me and was like, yo, miss, look what I'm listening to. This motherfucker was playing trapped in a closet. Oh no. Amazing. I said, what the hell? I said, I cannot stand y'all and these these TikToks where y'all start discovering shit. He said, Miss, I been knew about this. What you knew about it?
SPEAKER_04Mad Young when it came out, right?
SPEAKER_02I'm like, boy, go ahead. Like, what y'all doing listening to Art Kelly?
SPEAKER_14That is hilarious, but whatever.
SPEAKER_03Um, it just kept going and going. It's one of the best productions.
SPEAKER_10We should have locked them up right after that.
SPEAKER_03Yo, for real, because he had a lot going on in that whole that was that was amazing time and music.
SPEAKER_02All right, 2007 top hip hop and RB hits. We got Rihanna featuring Jay-Z, Umbrella, T-Pang featuring Young Jock, buy you a drink, Soldier Boy, Crank That. Uh Alicia Keys, No One, Kanye Was Stronger, um, Timberland featuring Kerry Hilson, the way I are, Beyonce Irreplaceable, Chris Brown featuring T-Pain, Kiss Kiss.
SPEAKER_03That was my shh.
SPEAKER_02Lloyd, this is a controversial controversial song. Lloyd featuring Lil Wayne, you, because did he say she's 5'2 or she's fine too? I had the fine two.
SPEAKER_10Now that yeah, now that looking back at it, it's like she's 5'2, don't make sense.
SPEAKER_06No, it does not.
SPEAKER_04She's 5'2, but I want you instead, you Amazon. Like, what is it?
SPEAKER_03How tall was the other girl?
SPEAKER_02Like, fine two makes more sense. Like, that doesn't mean it's like, oh, it's he actually said 5'2. Like, why would he say that? That's stupid. Um, shot boys, party like a rock star. 50 Cent featuring Justin Timberlake, AO Technology, Neo, Because of You.
SPEAKER_03A jam.
SPEAKER_02Keisha Cole featuring Missy Elliott, Let It Go.
SPEAKER_03Ooh, another one.
SPEAKER_02Plies featuring T-Pain, Shorty.
SPEAKER_03That is my jam. And Jay Holiday Bed. Love when she acts like she's bow-legging and been the corner. I love that is my favorite line. Every corner I get to, I be trying to act like I'm bow legging Ben.
SPEAKER_02Worse. Um, just a couple of other uh chart toppers of that. Like I said, I don't know if it 100% came out because it could have been came out in 2006 and was still on the charts. I didn't do my research for this one, but I have uh Sierra Promise. I have Robin's Lost Without You, uh Fantasia When I See You. Yeah. But um, that's it for 2007. It was a 2007 fact. You heard me?
SPEAKER_04Um limit records.
SPEAKER_02All right, so this week, um the type Tyrese versus Tank versus came out. Did you guys see that?
SPEAKER_03I seen clips, baby. I ain't even gonna lie.
SPEAKER_10Oh, she's the clip queen, bro. This is crazy.
SPEAKER_03Because I missed it, I forgot it came out. And I was like, hold on, I know who got it.
SPEAKER_02Everybody else, shoot. Well, I I worked late that that night, so I didn't get to see it. And I try and I started watching it at work on Friday, but um a lot happened. I had to end it uh I didn't get to finish watching it.
SPEAKER_13But from what everybody was saying, interrupt review, your show.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, what everybody was saying that uh I heard that tank won. Um, but when I started watching it, I liked the way Tyrese started off.
SPEAKER_03So I ain't gonna that's crazy. Everybody kept saying Tyrese won on my end. What I was seeing.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, now I got tank one and that clear.
SPEAKER_03Tank definitely Tyrese. Now I need to see it back back, the whole thing.
SPEAKER_13But Tank Tank funny, man. Yo, I didn't I didn't know he was that funny. He's funny as hell.
SPEAKER_03I ain't he is so hilarious when he made the when he said that song about the turtleneck.
SPEAKER_04That was hilarious.
SPEAKER_13I was crying when Tyrese told me, he leaving, why he started singing, why you're gonna act like that.
SPEAKER_03He was so mad when um Trey Songs came out.
SPEAKER_13Yo, nah, because Trey Songs are annoying, he does too much. He sounded like shit. He sounded like nice JJ Fish. That nigga sounded terrible.
SPEAKER_02Trey Songs, yeah.
SPEAKER_13Sounded terrible, Fox didn't sound terrible, but he didn't sound as great. They was all to him, I said that's a clone.
SPEAKER_12All right, Jamie Foxx did his thing. That Tyrone movie. Did y'all see your Latoya Luckett come out? Yeah, uh, she she she torn all right. She's sticking in the mouth. Dick in the mouth.
SPEAKER_07Latoya.
SPEAKER_10She was looking good. Yeah, I enjoyed it. I thought it was really good. I really enjoyed this shit. I'm an RB head, so this was this was perfect for me.
SPEAKER_03But but I'd be forgetting Tyree sings. I'd be thinking about the movies and stuff. Like, I of course I remember he sings, but like when he sings, I'm like, dang, like I miss him singing. I don't always hear that. Brother still got pipes.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you know, because y'all said Trey Songs, uh, it's been a thing recently, like these past couple of years, people have been saying how, like, you know, TikTok. They've been saying, you know, Trey Songs can't really sing. And if you ever like listen to his songs and the songs he makes a lot of times, he's yelling. Or he's like, you know what I'm saying? He sang, he's if you you for someone who can't sing, like myself, I can sing his songs and sound good. That's how I know he can't sing. Like, he just makes good music. That's all it is.
SPEAKER_03He he makes listen, I don't know, but can't be friends is one of my favorite Trey song songs. He be howling. That's probably why that's probably why people say he can't say he be howling at the booth. He got a lot of things. But man, I love Can't Be Friends is my jam.
SPEAKER_13Classic. I don't know, man. Trey just not. He heard it.
SPEAKER_03His voice probably changed up, man.
SPEAKER_13What everybody thought Chris Brown was is who Trey Song is. Boy, always in trouble for beating bitches nowadays. More than just that.
SPEAKER_10Central assault allegations.
SPEAKER_13Everything on the heart doing all kind of shit now. I don't know what's going on with Trey. He he wowing.
SPEAKER_03And Tank's voice is so amazing. Like he just years in the game. He's responsible for so many hits. He his voice is amazing. He sings so good.
SPEAKER_10Both could really say that effortlessly. I wish Tyrese's sound wasn't off, because they would they was doing him dirty with that. His sound? Yeah, his sound was a little bit off.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that's that's what I from the beginning. He kept saying, like, yo, fix my music. Like, fix my sound. He kept saying it, and I'm like, it did sound off. Like they rigged it, man.
SPEAKER_03He always doing something.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but because even like the what this one song he sang, I couldn't tell it was that I couldn't hear it. Like, I'm like, what the hell? And then, but just from him singing the song, I'm like, oh, okay, I I I can kind of hear the song, but I couldn't hear it. Like, I couldn't hear it at all. It was bad. I didn't know it stayed like that the whole time. That's terrible.
SPEAKER_10If I was him, I would have grabbed uh Tank's mic. We're gonna share this though.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, Tank's mic was working, baby. That shit was more megaphone. Oh that's tough.
SPEAKER_08All right. Well, shout out to Tank and Tyrese.
SPEAKER_02I love me some Tyrese. I don't care what they're talking about. He's a little crazy, but I love Tyrese. Okay, what else we got to talk about?
SPEAKER_03Um we got what we got hot topics. Shout out to Wendy, man. I miss you, Wendy.
SPEAKER_02We can stay on music. There was a lot of new music that came out. Mark, you know you're the only person that listened to the new music, so go ahead. For real? Yes. He had a couple of jams too.
SPEAKER_10I mean, well, I fucking didn't speak about the Nicki Minaj album that was supposed to come out.
SPEAKER_03Yo, I knew I wasn't bugging out. I'm like, wait a minute, what happened? But I don't know, man. Did she say anything about the album though?
SPEAKER_10It was never a fucking thing. That's what happened. She was sitting on Cardi.
SPEAKER_02No, she Ben said she wasn't dropping the album. She said that already. I don't know why people kept assuming that it was still coming out. Um, she says she's not dropping the album because of her what's going on between her and Rock Nation. She said, I'm not dropping the album.
SPEAKER_10And what's funny? What the fuck does Rock Nation gotta do with anything? She's not signed to Rock Nation.
SPEAKER_02Well, because of what's going on, and um also, if you if you're a real fan of Indicky Minaj, any date that she gives for an album is never it never remains the same. Um, this last album that came out, it was supposed to drop on my birthday, literally. And she changed the date three times, and it ended up coming out in December. My birthday's in September. So, yeah, you know, anytime she gives you a date, it's never it's never gonna happen. I knew that from the jump.
SPEAKER_10So we knew it was bullshit from the jump. She was just hating on Cardi. She put up a uh countdown for six months later. Like, come on, stop it. Lying on your dead album, lying on your dead album.
SPEAKER_03Mark, shut up, and then he be said this stuff just unprovoked. I'm like, where is he finding this Nicki Minaj stuff at? I only see I seen the thing about the lawsuit though, the the house, something about she owes 2,000 something K. But I'm like, Nicki Minaj could afford that. That doesn't seem like a lot of money for her.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it came out at the same exact time they dropped that. Um, they dropped the news about uh Tina's gumbo killing people, taking people away. Allegedly, but they said that gumbo taking people that gumbo that Beyonce's mother had that she was selling in Texas, people were bleeding.
SPEAKER_03He's trying to get us canceled now.
SPEAKER_02No, I said allegedly, but this is the report that came out.
SPEAKER_03I'm not making this up, y'all. No, no, no. I seen what what I seen the people with the real reviews on TikTok. I uh forget the reviews like oh let me go try this right now on no flavor. Where's the crackers I ordered? Oh, they said it came with crackers. They're like, they said crab legs is in this, no crab legs in this. Oh, this is the nastiest. I seen the reviews like from people trying it out because it was they're like, how could it be bad? That's what they was thinking. Yo, oh my gosh. Oh, it wasn't, it wasn't it was probably them damn two cooks that she had. No, I don't know. I don't know who was just the two other cooks. Because I'm like, how they know she was just back there making it all herself. But yes, her name is tagged to it, and man, I know she probably like, dang, you know, fuck it, place fuck up, Miss Tina.
SPEAKER_02You know, somebody said, I guess that gummer was to die for. They dragging it.
SPEAKER_03You die, yo.
SPEAKER_02But it says, oh, this is a TMZ report. Um it says T and O's Texas pop-up eatery was shut down at the Houston uh rodeo last week. Apparently, a customer complained they vomited blood after eating a gumbo, leading health inspectors to find the pop-up operators grossly mishandled seafood. Um, it was closed on March 6th. Ooh, what's up with these ads? Okay. I mean, I'm sorry, it was closed on March 16th due to a complaint investigation, and now CPRC2 News is reporting they obtained Houston Health Department records as their customer complained they got wildly ill after eating the establishment's gumbo. The customer complained that in addition to throwing up blood, they experienced chills, nausea, and fever. Um, the Department of Health found the gumbo was cooked off-site, cooled down, stuffed into non-food grade orange bucket, and then hauled off to a freezer at an unlicensed spot. According to the health department report obtained by KPRC2 News, the food was then reportedly transported to a refrigerated trailer and thawed before being served. Damn! They're killing the hell out of that shrimp and damn sauces. The report also says Mama Tina's didn't keep temperature live. Thought it, unthored it, thought it, unthored it. Like showing the cooling or storing times of the gumbo, and that the inspector observed bags of frozen shrimp and crab with the label that stated keep frozen. Additionally, the department reported the food source used after the first day of the rodeo was not listed on the approved permit application, and that the food prepared more than 24 hours prior to serving was not dated. Um yeah, no, that's it's it's more, but uh, y'all get the gist of it. That's unfortunate. Um, but that's what people get. I'm sorry. I like people be so quick to run and try things out because it has a celebrity's name attached or Beyonce's mama name attached. Like, y'all want some real gumbo? Go down to New Orleans and get some gumbo. Like, if you want some real authentic gumbo, like what made y'all think that all of a sudden this lady was gonna make some fire ass gumbo? She's not in the kitchen making it. These are some other people in the pop-up shop making gumbo. And the reason why it's so bad is because it's uh seafood. It has to be fresh. Like, you gotta make sure it's the freshest. Exactly. It has to be fresh. Like, that's not no.
SPEAKER_03They done dropped it off, picked it up. They said the peer the people who they got it from wasn't on the list. Of course, they done got that from somebody's cousin. Catch me a couple of crabs and like how much you gonna charge me? They got a good deal.
SPEAKER_02Well, I do have something um funny. Someone did like if a lot of these creators have been doing like um impersonations if Wendy still had her show and how she would have reviewed this situation or whatever. And this this one guy, he did uh a Wendy, and I thought it was so.
SPEAKER_11So the woman that taught Beyonce how to run a dance in hills might also be teaching you how to run to the bathroom after eating her gumbo. Well, last week you might have heard that Tina knows, Mama Tina, this is Beyonce's mom. Her gumbo stand got shut down at the Texas Rodeo after somebody complained of what was it, throwing up blood. Ooh.
unknownFor real.
SPEAKER_11Beyonce, why is your mom still working? Look, I get it, I get it. Because my mom used to call me too. It's like, Wendy, I'm bored. I'm gonna go get a job. Uh, no, you're not. Like, people are not about to call me and say, Wendy, we saw Shirley Five God slipping burgers. And go be over the puzzle or something, you know what I mean? But look, watch and see what happened at the uh the uh the gumbo stand.
SPEAKER_00When inspectors visited the gumbo shop serving up Beyonce's mother's recipe, they found several issues. After being prepared at an off-site location that wasn't part of the permit, inspectors couldn't find any documentation showing proper cooling temperatures or times. No date labels on the already prepped food, and frozen food was not kept frozen.
SPEAKER_11Even the sound, the bad gumbo makes my mouth water. You know what I mean? Gumbles, gumbo. Non-food grade containers. What is that, Norman? I guess a container you wouldn't use for food. Like a Home Depot moving bin where you throw things in, you're gonna move house to house. You have a dumbo in that? No dates on the food. Oh, it's been passed down generation to generation. So Beyoncé's mom's moms, moms probably made the original batch they're still serving. My mouth is still watering. Good luck with all that. Call Beyonce, Tina. She'll help you fix. Throw some shorts on, let her hair blow in the wind, smoke the dumbo. Everybody in the audience is going home with Pepto Bizmo. We may not be able to get you the dumbo, but we can help you keep the symptoms. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02That was so spot on. Like, I feel like he did such a great job. That was amazing. Um, oh wait, hold on. I got one more funny, I got one more funny one for y'all. That's not it's not a wendy one, but this guy that you guys probably know, I think his name is Darryl. Um he does a lot of skits, which I think is hilarious. Oh, we gotta talk about the juicey skit in a second, but he does a lot of skits and he did a um he did a uh whatcha call it? Um damn it. I pop the balloon skit.
SPEAKER_05Show some love for our next single guy.
SPEAKER_09What's what's happening?
SPEAKER_05Okay, well, everyone popped their balloon, but I I need your name.
SPEAKER_09Are you gonna give them like new new balloons?
SPEAKER_05Well, first we have to introduce you and then have balloon now.
SPEAKER_09Is it pop the balloon?
SPEAKER_05They need they pop the balloon already. Yeah.
SPEAKER_09So they just So the game has started now.
SPEAKER_05Yes, it already started.
SPEAKER_09Okay, so do I just like go and start?
SPEAKER_05No, no, you you say your name, your age, and your occupation.
SPEAKER_09What is it? They need why they pop in the balloon like that. I just I haven't even said anything.
SPEAKER_05Well, they pop based off of appearance, first off, so they just you know, pop if they're not interested, keep if they are.
SPEAKER_09No, that's not that's not what they told me backstage now. They said that I'll come and play pop the balloon. I haven't even played anything yet. Wait, so can we let's do let's do it again? Because I clearly I don't think they understand. You're not supposed you're supposed to wait for me. I haven't even arrived. So when I speak, then I haven't even said yeah. I think they don't they do they know? No, they they they know yeah, that's that's how the game goes.
SPEAKER_05They know you're the only one confused.
SPEAKER_09Let's do a new balloon. You want a new set of balloons? No, I think they don't know how to play. Sometimes you know you have to explain the rules and stuff.
SPEAKER_05I don't know. We can do, I mean, yeah. You guys want to reset the balloon? All right, let's yeah, you guys. Okay, okay, let's reset the balloons so everybody can have a four game, is what you're saying? You it was too short.
SPEAKER_09It was no, I think it was a mistake. They don't because they don't they're looking now. Look at uh can you explain the rules to them?
SPEAKER_05They know the rules, they know.
SPEAKER_09No, let's try again. I think they popped it. You want a second chance? No, no, it's the first chance. That first song was not the real all right.
SPEAKER_05Well, we start it. This is not typical, but okay. Yeah, thank you, thank you.
SPEAKER_09I will see the I think what happened was they didn't you have to explain the rules to them and stuff.
SPEAKER_05Okay, okay, so everyone is aware of the rules, you know. Yeah, pop if you're not interested. Keep it if you are.
SPEAKER_09She doesn't finish explaining now.
SPEAKER_05They know the rules. Okay, so let's introduce you properly. Can I have your name, your age, your occupation?
SPEAKER_09Yeah. Is it is it before they pop or after they pop?
SPEAKER_05It's it's okay.
SPEAKER_09So yeah, so I know I do I do a lot of things, and what do you what do you do?
SPEAKER_05Can you explain what you do? For for who we trying to understand who you are, get to know you.
SPEAKER_09They really do that first time they really meant it. You people meant it.
SPEAKER_04That's so small. Yo, oh, they really meant it.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, host is all right, though. Who's she?
SPEAKER_13Yeah, she never she looks like a Walmart great value LMA.
SPEAKER_02Nadia Delay, that's her name.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, we're gonna find her Instagram real quick.
SPEAKER_02Marcus adored. I thought that was hilarious. Like, I I really thought that was funny.
SPEAKER_03He would give them the balloon, they'd even try to give him some grace by uh not popping it as fast.
SPEAKER_10I do know that though, though.
SPEAKER_13Yeah, he's funny. He does mad, funny skits. He's hell.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, he is mad. The first time I seen it, I didn't know he it was a skit because it he his skits look so real that I thought he was, you know how like sometimes they be having them people that they interview for like news or whatever? Like it was one of those, and I was crying, laughing, and I found out those are skits, but he's hilarious. Um well, like I said, speaking of skits, Drewski dropped a new skit this week that has uh a lot of people up in arms because he was uh cosplaying conservative women and uh certain one though, I forgot her name, Erica Kirk.
SPEAKER_03He clearly put a picture of the bride of Chucky because the eye he said the damn mascara. I was crying. Drewski is so funny, man.
SPEAKER_13I thought it was hilarious and spot on.
SPEAKER_02Um, a lot of people when I say a lot of people, I mean a lot of white people were upset by this, a lot of conservatives. Um they didn't think it was funny, but of course they wouldn't think it's funny. But yeah, this is um this is another uh controversial Drewski skit, which I think is hilarious. I think the makeup artist he had, like, it was really good. Like he really looked exactly like her. Like it was very spot on. Um, and he was mocking her. So, you know, of course, a lot of people didn't like it, but I think Drewski is funny. I don't um for me, he hasn't he hasn't missed yet. I think he's doing a great job at what he does with skits. Like, I don't think anyone is better than Drewski when it comes to these skits. He he has a down pat. And he has a great makeup artist because they make him look exactly like the person. And then, of course, like I said, it's a skit. So even though he's not saying her name or anything like that, but he clearly looks like her, and everyone knew who he was impersonating. And they found like an old interview of her wearing exactly what he had on, which made it even more funny.
SPEAKER_13That is so funny, man. The camera that he be doing, like she's she's a weirdo, bro. You watch her her interview, she's a weirdo. She does that, like yeah. I the Jesus that I believe in, and then like stares in the camera. It's mad creepy, bro. That shit is creepy.
SPEAKER_14Yeah, she's very weird. Gotta rebuke that. Rebuke it.
SPEAKER_03Like, uh-uh.
SPEAKER_02Also, it's been another thing um going around with uh what's his name? Um, oh my gosh. I just lost my um I just lost my train of thought. The the guy that's always going live now, he's a rapper. Umesse two times? Yes, okay. There's a new finesse two times meme going around. And he had went live not too long ago, and he was I'm gonna send you guys the meme. I don't know if you guys seen have seen this meme. I'm gonna send it to the group chat so you guys see what I'm talking about. Um, he was going live and he was basically saying, like, oh, you know, growing up, I had to eat cereal with no milk. Oh, yeah, yeah. Ramen with no seasoning. And they were like, What? The packet came with it. Like, that was the first, sir. Yeah, no burk. So now everybody's doing their own version of it. Um, and I see I saved a bunch of them. One of them said, We used to have a three-way call to catch someone in a line, no screenshot. That real time.
SPEAKER_13I'm sorry, but ramen with no season is diabolical, bro.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, they said that's a choice. That is a choice.
SPEAKER_03I'm gonna keep me a chicken bouillon cube, baby.
SPEAKER_02It comes with the pack, it comes with the pack of ramen. Why didn't you use the seasoning?
SPEAKER_03Nah, you know why? What would happen? Sometimes my brothers would take uh open up two packs and you needed to get they needed to give shot. Like, why would they do that?
SPEAKER_13So I understand people having no pack of seasonings, packs and seasonings for one ramen.
SPEAKER_03Like, that's so like that's insane.
SPEAKER_13I see why they went on vacations for real. Two packs for one I said vacations.
SPEAKER_02I had to put two and two together for that. All they had to do was use less water, it would have been perfect. That's right. Um, what's another one?
SPEAKER_13Okay, he said that's why two plus two equals give me your shit.
SPEAKER_02Someone else said we had UVO and Skype, no FaceTime. That was a time, though. That was definitely a time.
SPEAKER_13That's a fact.
SPEAKER_02Um, we used to write a 20-page research paper, no AI.
SPEAKER_10Uh that shit was the word. Yeah, y'all was using typewriters back in y'all day. No, we was not.
SPEAKER_04No, we was not. Yo, he said ink pens, but we gotta dip it in the ink with the package.
SPEAKER_13We had microphones just like you did.
SPEAKER_02You think we that old people have paper, y'all had scrolls? We had we had plagiarism back in our days still. We had Google, we had devices, we had computers. Don't do us.
SPEAKER_06Oh, my bad, my bad.
SPEAKER_02Um, we ordered out of catalogs on the phone, it would show up four to six four to six weeks later. No prime. Yeah, life before Amazon Prime was crazy.
SPEAKER_13Like, yeah, it's gonna be four to six payments to$29.85.
SPEAKER_03Remember when they used to drop like um the movie would come in theaters and it's years to get like on DVD? Yeah, like now it's streaming and you'll see it there like the next day. Like, no.
SPEAKER_10I mean, the bootleggers had it in a barbershop the next day, so for real.
SPEAKER_03Shout out to all the bootleggers. I still got them DVDs.
SPEAKER_02It's it we uh AOL dial up internet. Either you wanted to talk on the phone or be on the internet, no Wi-Fi at all. Um played Game Boy, no color. Nah, I had the boy color. We used to watch BET Uncut and HBO after dark, no porn hub.
SPEAKER_10Yo, that's a fact.
SPEAKER_02I had I had the PS2, no memory card. That's tragic. That is tragic.
SPEAKER_10I remember my memory card got corrupted. Oh my god. I thought my life was over.
SPEAKER_02I remember when I was oh if you play PS2 without a memory card, that means every time you turn in a game, you will start it from the beginning, you're not saving a damn thing. Old game just refreshed.
SPEAKER_13Like it's a Nintendo cartridge trying to get that shit to work.
SPEAKER_02Nah, that ass that was crazy.
SPEAKER_13That's when they had when you wanted to play multiplayer, you had that big ass block you had to plug in that had all the other controllers.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that is so funny, man. The memories. Memories don't live like people, dude.
SPEAKER_13PlayStation, there is every handheld, every system. I've been a PlayStation guy.
SPEAKER_02I remember one time my cousin, I was I was like, I was real far in GTA Vice City, and I remember my cousin. Remember the one I told you about that my my siblings were trying to get me to jump in um Mississippi. Um he came over, he came over and he had he had like he beat GTA Vice City. So I don't I don't remember how he did it, but he was able to like save his progress on my on our PSU Mia Marks. So now I had the like the unlocked version of GTA Vice City. Oh my gosh, I was so hyped. But then after a while you get bored because it's nothing to do. Like here, you literally have like unlimited money, unlimited cars, unlimited everything. Like you just do nothing in the game because everything is unlocked and you beat the game, and you don't, you know what I'm saying? But I was so hype, I'll never forget that. He looked out. He the GOAT, shout out to him. And sorry you got fired from the Belgrade brothers. You could come over here, Tusin. Um, had to burn the CDs from Linewire, no Apple Music, no Spotify.
SPEAKER_03Yo, I love burning CDs.
SPEAKER_02I had the best mixtapes, man. I was making them, man. They were so good. I had one, I had once, I had a party a party CD that I burned. It had like a hundred songs in there. Fire. Um, that's the ice cream truck. Damn, homie.
SPEAKER_10Um download a bad song. You just say the DJ saying his name over and over or something like that. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_03Trap or Holics mixtapes.
SPEAKER_04Like, shout out Damn son.
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_12Good times. This is crazy.
SPEAKER_02We used to watch cable television, no Netflix. Um, we had to print out map quest directions, no GPS. That was crazy. Uh, but yeah, it's matter of those going around, so I I thought that was hilarious. That I love when they do stuff like that. That's funny.
SPEAKER_10It's crazy. I'll be using my GPS from places I know how to get to. This is like an accident or some shit like that. I see.
SPEAKER_02And I hate to jail niggas that don't want to use GPS. Oh, the government. Like, nobody's after you, Rashad. Like, get your ass out of here. The government's watching your location. Use that GPS.
SPEAKER_03Like, what that other shit going on.
SPEAKER_02I don't mean jail niggas, I mean hood niggas. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, not I'm not saying it that way, but yeah, for real.
SPEAKER_10That's like when I was driving Ubers, a couple niggas be like, yo, don't follow, uh, don't follow GPS. I know a better route. No, nigga. I'm following my phone. Fuck you talking about.
SPEAKER_03I know a better route to you to some damn warehouse or some shit.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, no, we ain't doing that.
SPEAKER_02I also wanted to talk about the uh the J. Cole and um Cameron interview, but I didn't get to watch it.
SPEAKER_10Sick of this thing, y'all.
SPEAKER_02I gotta I have to watch it. I want to talk about it. Mark, did you watch it?
SPEAKER_10I've seen clips, but it's like J. Cole. Ever since he first came out, he's been one of my favorite rappers. But since the apology and this interview tour he's going on, like he just he just real bitch made. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. But I still want to I'm gonna watch it because I just was interested because I because of all of the um the the the issue behind remember, we was on here, we discussed Cameron saying that he was gonna sue J. Cole, and um, you know, J. Cole made a bunch of promises he didn't keep, and he was supposed to get an interview, and blah blah blah.
SPEAKER_10And I said all his dumb ass have to do is just wait until he drops his album and he's gonna pull up, and that's exactly what happened.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. But whatever. Also, Jay-Z did an interview this week with GQ magazine. Um, he was he touched on I I didn't see the interview either, but I did see um he touched on the Drake and Kendrick Lamar beef. And I heard him, uh basically he was saying, you know, he seen the backlash of people saying, like, you know, he's trying to destroy Drake or whatever by inviting Kendrick Lamar to the Super Bowl. And he was he basically said, nigga, I'm fucking Jay-Z. Like what the fuck do I have to like? I don't have to do, I'm I'm hove. Like, I don't have to do any of that. Like, I just thought it was a good time for him to perform. I don't have to just try to destroy anybody. I'm hove. Like, respectfully, he's right. Respectfully, when you think about it like that, he's right.
SPEAKER_03He, you know, and I think that literally gave Drake advice on the song he was on with Drake, telling him how niggas in the industry act. That's a fact. Oh, that's a good one. That's a fact.
SPEAKER_13Who was like, listen, that's my shit.
SPEAKER_03I know I love that song. Oh shit, I just went blank. I thought every I thought I wouldn't mute or something. I'm like, maybe something's wrong with my mic.
SPEAKER_13You said he said what he said, I was just saying the name of the song. I thought you were about to let go. You let all.
SPEAKER_02No, that's what she said. She said, What's the name of the song?
SPEAKER_13Pound Cake.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Oh, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_13I love Pound Cake. Yeah, it's Pound Cake, Jay-Z and Drake. And so it goes way too hard. Well, Drake featuring Jay-Z.
SPEAKER_03I love that freaking song so much.
SPEAKER_02Mm-hmm. All right. Um, so the new Michael movie uh slash doc, or is it just a movie? The Michael movie, Michael Jackson movie. Tickets have officially gone on sale. Do you guys plan on going to see it?
SPEAKER_10I already got my ticket.
SPEAKER_02I what? I got my ticket too.
SPEAKER_10What?
SPEAKER_02Wait, what? Who you going with?
SPEAKER_10I'm in there. I was down playing. I had something like somebody.
SPEAKER_02Who you going with?
SPEAKER_12Yeah, I'm going with you.
SPEAKER_02How are you going with me? You didn't even know I got the ticket.
SPEAKER_12Yeah, we'll have separate tickets. Uh some of the homies. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Well, I bought one ticket for myself to go see Michael at um AMC Theaters at 3 30 p.m.
SPEAKER_10How do you do that when we record at either four or six?
SPEAKER_02Well, it'll be done by six.
SPEAKER_10Because the movies don't start until 30 minutes after the set time.
SPEAKER_02Well, the other movie time was 12 o'clock. That's mad early.
SPEAKER_10Like, no, that's not because that's the that's the one I got tickets to.
SPEAKER_02Well, can I change the time?
SPEAKER_10Yeah. All you gotta do is cancel it, and you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_02They're gonna get my money back. That option, nigga.
SPEAKER_13Of course, they gotta get back to you. Do you want insurance in case you need to cancel, you get your shit back?
SPEAKER_10Uh-uh. It's just movie tickets, man. They're not gonna keep your money.
SPEAKER_13That shit's gonna be on hold for three days, three business days. I hate when they do that.
SPEAKER_10Yo, yeah, you took my shit right away. Now I gotta go.
SPEAKER_13I know, like you ever go to a gas station, you only put like$20,$30 in gas, that shit put a hundred something dollar hold on your card.
SPEAKER_02You're like, yo, what the fuck? Oh, and let me tell you, for everybody out there, now that you said it, Ali, I need y'all to realize that when you swipe your card to get gas, or you um like you don't actually tell them a price, you just swipe your card or you do tap to pay. If it's not if it's not a gas station that has the same price for credit and debit, you get charged the credit prices.
SPEAKER_13They're gonna get that money. You gotta let them know.
SPEAKER_02Right. So, with the gas prices so high, just to save you some money, definitely go in there and tell them how much you want instead of just filling up the tank that way. Or you could tell them, can you fill it up or whatever? But if you if they use the credit option, you're gonna be charged the credit prices. And then, of course, they put the hold on your card for like$175.
SPEAKER_13Like, that's why I go in there and be like, hey, yo, it's debit. I'm using debit and I'll put it right here as cash, buddy.
SPEAKER_02Right. Because I thought when I was tapping the pay, I thought it was debit, and until the guy at the gas station, um, he told me he was like, you know, they charge you credit when you do tap to pay. I'm like, wait, what?
SPEAKER_03When you tap, when you um when you like don't go inside and you just do it from your Yeah, if you don't enter that PIC one way where you could just like and you could insert your card and don't enter your PIN or whatever, and it just um, you know, if you fill it up.
SPEAKER_02But then they also have like Apple Pay type shit. So you could just tap your phone against the thing, and that's doing it also as a credit option, even though it's my debit card, it's processing that as a credit card, and they're charging me credit prices. I didn't know that.
SPEAKER_03So oh my god, thanks for putting us on. Yeah, I gotta tell my assistance.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, so I definitely go on and be like, yo, let me fill it up or let me get 40 on this or whatever it is, just so I'm not being charged with credit prices because gas is way too high right now. Hell no.
SPEAKER_13I thought I was tweaking. We was in Tennessee, we was like, damn, why gas so high out here? We came back from South Carolina and we was like, damn, gas is so high, I forgot we had war.
SPEAKER_02Mm-hmm. Yep, them gas prices is crazy, like it's out of control, really, really, really out of control. Um, okay, Ali, you sent this story about a quadruple amputee cornhole player.
SPEAKER_03Yo, that was crazy.
SPEAKER_02That was wild. Oh, y'all saw that shit?
SPEAKER_03I saw that.
SPEAKER_02So tell us a little bit more about that.
SPEAKER_13All right, so what's going on now? What why people can't believe what's going on? So it was it's this quadruple amputee. Yes, you guys heard what she said. Quadruple means arms, legs, cut off, gone, ain't got them. Apparently, this person got into a road rage. Let me actually let me pull up the actual document because I don't want to just be paraphrasing. But basically, can you imagine you sit in a couple of things? It's literally a quadrile. You look at this person, they got no arms, they got no legs, they're a cornhole player. If you guys don't know what cornhole is, it's actually a dope game. Um, I don't know how to play our bugs to it. But basically, they got into an argument. I don't know how this nigga was behind the wheel. Niggas was driving behind the wheel, they got into an argument, and he let off gunshots and ended up killing the person. And now he's got facing murder, and people just cannot believe it because how how the old boy with no arms, no legs, driving a vehicle, get into a road raid accident, and kill somebody.
SPEAKER_03Can y'all I couldn't wrap my head around it, but once they showed that he was already a shooter, then I was like, Oh, boy, boy was out here.
SPEAKER_13He was already an amputee shooter, like he was already shooting shit. He was practicing, he was practicing just in case he gets into some shit because he can't tussle with you.
SPEAKER_03Well, that's crazy. He must got elbow nubs or something. Ain't no way he ain't got a little nubby nubs, he got something at the end of that damn bone.
SPEAKER_10Oh, he still had the right to bear arms.
SPEAKER_13He had to write the bare arms.
SPEAKER_04Yo, he's funny, right? And now he's gonna have to. Why did I think of that? I hate when people funnier than me, man. That shit is scary, bro.
SPEAKER_13So funny. You can't you can't make stuff up like that. And first of all, he's only 27 years old. He's 27 years old. He killed another 27 years old during an argument. They were inside a Tesla. Oh, that's why he was able to drive like that. He was in a Tesla, and Wells was in the passenger seat at the time of the shooting. They say he pulled over. He asked two passengers in the backseat to help him remove the dude from the car. They refused, instead, they called the police. So he shot boy in the car with him. Nah, that's insane. What happened to the other people? Well, it just says that they they refused to help him pull the body out, and they called the cops on him.
SPEAKER_03Wow. How did they get free? And then you'll come up on nothing.
SPEAKER_02How did they arrest him?
SPEAKER_04What did they put on him? They put that nigga in a fucking crab net.
SPEAKER_03Put him on and slung him over their back and took him in that damn car. That's the only thing I can see. Because he's slipping out of everything.
SPEAKER_14Yo, yeah.
SPEAKER_03I'm not trusting no shooter amputee.
SPEAKER_10No, no, no, no. No, no, no. So, like, such a bitch if I die like that. There's no way a nigga with no arms and no legs is killing me. It's not happening.
SPEAKER_13And he ain't had him all his life. So the nigga been practicing. You could tell. He was born like that. They said he was he lost all four of his limbs as a baby due to a blood infection. Any nigga who had a blood infection as a baby, he already been on some shit.
SPEAKER_03Oh man, he's been practicing since birth, probably.
SPEAKER_13That nigga, they they said it's unclear how he was able to operate the vehicle or fire a weapon. But videos on social media appear to show him using firearms. That nigga was training.
SPEAKER_02Wow, that's sick. Wow. I'm sorry for the victim, man. That's sad.
SPEAKER_13Nah, Mark, Mark, right. I'll be damned the nigga with no arms and legs. Take me out.
SPEAKER_10Victim soft as hell, man.
SPEAKER_14Then he gotta go to jail.
SPEAKER_13Oh god. Nah. Dead ass, unstrapped that nigga. He would have been fucked.
SPEAKER_14That's crazy.
SPEAKER_13Can you imagine? Can you imagine arguing with a nigga with no arm, no legs? He'd be like, I got something for you. And he pull out the case.
SPEAKER_03Because you would never be expecting that. Like he really caught her, he really got him. That's that's sad. Nigga just pull out the hammer like shit is sweet.
SPEAKER_13Nah, that's crazy. You got dubs, nigga. How you about to pull that trigger?
SPEAKER_02Bro, since we are talking about arrest, um, Tiger Woods was released from prison after his DUI arrest in Florida. Um, I don't know if you guys heard of Tiger Woods.
SPEAKER_13Tiger Woods, leave them white bitches alone, bro. Ever since you started messing with them white girls, your life has been in shambles.
SPEAKER_02But I don't understand these. You know, we just seen the footage of Justin Timberlake and his DUI arrest in the Hamptons. Why the hell are these celebrities always driving their own damn cars?
SPEAKER_13Like they think they're untouchable. They think who's gonna stop me? I'm Tiger Woods.
SPEAKER_02Right.
SPEAKER_13You going to jail, nigga. You going to jail. I would love to say, Yeah, I got that nigga Tiger Woods. That nigga thought he was slipping, he thought he was sweet. I got him.
SPEAKER_02You might be able to get away a lot of shit as a celebrity, but D wise, I know in New York they don't play that shit, and clearly in other places they don't either. Because nine times out of ten, these police officers know people personally that have died in car accidents because of dunk drunk drivers and shit like that. So it's like they they don't care who you are, like you're putting people's lives at risk when you're driving under the influence. Like, it's not they don't give a damn who the hell you are.
SPEAKER_13That shit's not even cool. You rich, bro. Get an Uber, do anything else, nigga. You're rich. Like, I just don't understand it. You're fucking rich.
SPEAKER_10I actually think they they get away with it a million times, and then they finally come across that cop that's not having it.
SPEAKER_13Yeah, that's another one. You know what, Tiger? We done let this shit slide 12 times. Enough is enough. Yep, that's a fact. Why I feel like every fucking racist cop sounds like that to me.
SPEAKER_02Enough is enough. But I can't even say, like, you know, I'm saying, like, it could have been anybody, and I'm like, yo, that's right. Lock his ass up. I'm sorry. Like, I I you shouldn't be drunk driving, like, that's just a thing.
SPEAKER_03You shouldn't be drinking and driving, and then you got money, and then you so selfish. Like, you could have got a driver, right? Like, you could have got one of your drivers to drive you. I didn't want to pay. Mm-hmm. I hate when people drink drive.
SPEAKER_13That's all the driver's drive. You put not only are you putting your life at risk, you put everyone else on the road at risk.
SPEAKER_10I just got into an argument with one of my friends because he's about to do some time because he's a habitual uh uh driver while drunk. And like it's this happened, I don't know, three, four, five times. Damn, nigga, yeah. It's kind of like, bro, I can't feel bad for you. Like, you gotta stop doing this shit. Like, this shit is that shit is crazy.
SPEAKER_02Nah, for real. That's too much. Like, I remember when I caught my little DUI and um I was in there with people that are like serious, like, because I didn't really have it. It was like I got off really, it wasn't really bad. It just was the lawyer fees and shit like that, but it wasn't a serious offense that I had. Um, but in Suffolk County, they don't play that shit, no matter how you know. I was at the I was at the legal driving limit and they still rested my ass.
SPEAKER_10Um, but so mad I can't find your damn mug shot.
SPEAKER_02I can. Um, but the thing about it is the people that I was in the meeting with, because you have to go to like a you have to go to a mandatory, like uh Mark, you ain't shit, bro.
SPEAKER_13I was looking for that shit for real. I sat here pondering, listen to like, wait, why he want you motherfucking shit? I got the mugshot, Mark.
SPEAKER_02Like, I don't care.
SPEAKER_13I was so don't send it to him before he put it on the shirt. Send it over, bro. I'm coming to it. My mugshots is crazy. Nah, fuck that. I hope nobody I got one where uh they took all the rubber bands and shit out my braids, so fucking half of my hair is out, and the other half I look crazy as fuck. Hell no.
SPEAKER_02It was the one day I don't wear wigs, it was one day I wanted to be different, and I wore a wig, and that wig was that wig was twisted by the time I took that. Uh they had you and it uh my mom when I came, my mom, my mom was like, You look like uh Rudy in that that Tyler Perry movie.
SPEAKER_13Y'all remember this shit was twisted like that when Rudy was the prostitute?
SPEAKER_03Oh my gosh, I forgot Rudy was in that.
SPEAKER_02Yes, it was the same color in everything, the red wig. It was like a like a like a uh like a orange reddish color, yeah, bro.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, yeah, send that over. Put that in the group chat.
SPEAKER_02It was the same color and all of that.
SPEAKER_13I looked a fucking bad has to be the fucking photo for the next episode. I look y'all are horrible.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, she was drinking driving while drunk.
SPEAKER_03This girl was in a wheelchair one time. Remember that? And y'all talking about put it in the slides.
SPEAKER_13When the fuck drunk drivers away in this month, we need to make that shit the photo.
SPEAKER_02I wasn't drunk, I didn't get a DWI. That's driving while intoxicated. I got a D UI driving under the influence, not the cousin, they go.
SPEAKER_13Okay, right.
SPEAKER_02The cousin. I wasn't under I wasn't drunk, I was driving under the influence, and I was looking for a blunt in my car when you know they got me. And I didn't know where I was at. I was right in front of the precinct. I didn't know. Um, but anyway, so long story short, you gotta do community service and you gotta have a meeting, like you know, like an alcohol meeting or whatever, driving. No, no, no, because I didn't have a serious offense, like I didn't crash, I didn't I didn't have a high blood alcohol level, I wasn't intoxicated.
SPEAKER_13Yeah, my brother decided that.
SPEAKER_02I didn't have to do none of that shit. But when I was in the meeting with these folks, they like, yeah, this is my fourth time. I'm like, fourth time, like you couldn't, I would never drink and drive ever again in my life. Y'all have done it. Yeah, I had to do 90 days the last time, and and you did it again, it's like you did it again, and they're like, Yeah, and it cost so much money with the with the uh breathalyzer and all this.
SPEAKER_13I'm like, nah, y'all crazy, everything, everything took one time for me.
SPEAKER_02Y'all still doing that? Like, no, that's uh uh hell. I saw Justin Timberlake walk again.
SPEAKER_03The walk is embarrassing, bro.
SPEAKER_02That bullshit that they make you do, they had me doing some bullshit. I'm like, bro, I can't like what are y'all talking about?
SPEAKER_13Like, they hop on one leg and rub your stomach on your heels and then on your tippy toes. Yeah, like they wouldn't do bad dumps and put your nose, put your finger on your nose, hop upside down, spin around, do a headstand, like nigga, like your peepy, and then simultaneously use your right index finger, touch your nose, then your chin.
SPEAKER_02It's three o'clock in the morning about not.
SPEAKER_13How many times you took that test? Simon said, I've never taken that test. I've never gotten pulled over.
SPEAKER_02That's what I'm saying. I'm talking, I'm so in experience of me actually doing this shit. Like it it was it's three o'clock in the morning, my nigga. Like, I'm not doing this shit whether I was drinking or not. Like, it was no way I was gonna um Pass that shit. Like they doing that they say, all right, just turn around. I say you're okay.
SPEAKER_13I was a different kind of drive and offender. I was the speed racer who never went to court. So I had 17 suspensions just packing up. And they told me if we catch your ass on the road again, it's a felony, nigga. We're gonna get you. And I said, Oh, I'm gonna stay off the road. And I've been paying to get my shit back since.
SPEAKER_0217. Bro, y'all niggas is retarded. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_13I had 17 suspensions. That's crazy. Yeah, my shit was wicked. My shit was wicked. My shit was wicked. I ain't gonna lie. I drove on suspended license for like six years.
SPEAKER_02So I have a question. If you guys were to be in the audience while Donald Trump is giving a press conference, what is something that you would want to ask Donald Trump?
SPEAKER_13Well, what I want to ask Trump?
SPEAKER_02Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_13Oh God. Do you think we really fall in for this bullshit?
SPEAKER_14Okay.
SPEAKER_10Mark? I don't want to speak to anything at all.
SPEAKER_03I was gonna say the same thing. I was about to say I know everything I need to know, and yeah, like just nothing.
SPEAKER_04I have no words. The fuck? Don't you always stimulus bitch?
SPEAKER_02Well, um Donald Trump uh recently had a press conference, and he wanted people to know what's off limits and what's not off-limits to ask him.
SPEAKER_01Who the fuck so let me play the clip. Everybody, very much. And uh I'm asked to take a few questions. And unlike other politicians, they would like the questions screened. I don't ask for screening of the questions. You can ask me anything you want. You can talk sex, you can whatever the hell you want. I'm here for you.
SPEAKER_13Thank everybody very much. She swipe that shit up real quick. We ain't know what was about to happen. Thank you for that. Well, I saw somebody open it up a hook.
SPEAKER_02That was a whole family. What are y'all talking about? So fast. I can't take no chances, man.
SPEAKER_13Well, that nigga weirdo, bro. You could ask me anything. Sex. All right, bro.
SPEAKER_02He probably like, why these questions so political?
SPEAKER_13Like, that nigga, he didn't even try it and actually say like anything you want. We can talk about the war, we could talk about niggas said sex.
SPEAKER_02Bro, you about to make this country go to hell, and you talking about you can ask me about sex. Nobody gives a fuck about your sex life, my nigga. Like, that's the last thing we are thinking about is Donald Trump's sex life.
SPEAKER_10Outside of some graping little girls, not Mr.
SPEAKER_12A lot of allegations, nasty ass nigga, creepy ass nigga.
SPEAKER_02Grab it by the pussy? No, we don't want to hear nothing about saying shit like that. Fucking we are good on that. That he he bro, he just be up there trolling. This is the president of the United States.
SPEAKER_03Like, this is the United States is just a troll to some how do y'all make somebody that said grab them by the pussy?
SPEAKER_14The president, like what's crazy. That is really this is crazy. The world we're living in, like, this is out of control.
SPEAKER_13I think this shit is real, bro. If you would have told us this shit as kids that uh Donald Trump would be our president and we'd be fucking the laughing stock, and then he wanna go to he wanna go to war with Cuba, like bro.
SPEAKER_02We already still got beef with Cuba after all these years, like Americans. Americans aren't even safe to go to Cuba.
SPEAKER_13Cubans hate America, we've been ruining their lives, bro. We've been ruining their lives for years and and messing with the people for years, bro. All because we take niggas' resources, bro.
SPEAKER_02America is bullies, and it's just entertainment and fun. I don't like to talk politics, but I did see a report that one of our army bases, um, there was an attempted uh missile that was intercepted, but it came from Israel to one of our United States army bases. So that's the things are getting real out here. I don't know what's going on, but it's scary. And I I just I just, you know, we all just act like this shit not happening for real. Because what the fuck could we really do? I'm not going to war. And I'm not and I'm not a politician. There's nothing we could do except for just keep trying to live our life. Like it's crazy.
SPEAKER_10Um, I got a quick story. Go ahead. I was I was talking to my homegirl, and um, she's uh a special ed teacher in at a middle school. And she said recently she started catching uh a couple of uh students jerking off. And she said um she went to talk to the principal about it, and he asked her, he said, you ever just think about just letting them finish? Oh what? I said there's no way he asked that. She's like, You really said that shit? Deadass, he dead ass asked to that with a straight face.
SPEAKER_03He probably thought that was funny.
SPEAKER_10I thought that was the craziest shit.
SPEAKER_03That is like a real creep. That is nasty. I would have reported that. You ever thought about like no nigga? Bro, what the fuck? Yeah, no, that's weird.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, she do need to report his ass.
SPEAKER_13Like, that's wow, finished. That nigga needs to be in jail right now, right now. He needs to be away from children a hundred feet. That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_02These are children. Why is that the first thought that pops up in your life?
SPEAKER_13Oh my god, somebody anonymously give a tip against this nigga. Oh my god. Bro, I know I'm getting older because that be me now. I just be willing to snitch. Like, man, let me give a tip.
SPEAKER_02I don't want to give just think about it. Now, you telling this lady to sit there and watch them jerk off. Right. That's exactly what I said.
SPEAKER_03Like, you would do you would do that. Then if he said that, like then who cleaned it up.
SPEAKER_13That nigga said maybe thought them finished. So you're gonna stand there, let these little ass kids beat their little ass meats, and and then what after they're done? Good job, Charlie. Go back to class. No, that gotta get reported. That nigga need to go, he need to go, he need to go, he need to go. What kind of petition we need to sign? That nigga need to go. That nigga a weirdo.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that's that's crazy. Like, I don't even know what to do in that. Like, what do I do? I told him, bro.
SPEAKER_13Nah, bro. That's not even a joke. Me and that nigga would have had to shake or something, bro. Like, you really said that creepy shit. Did you just say you ever think about letting them finish? Finish.
SPEAKER_02That's nasty. These are children, and these are special ed children, too. Like, that's funny. Even crazy. Nah, nah, that's even crazy.
SPEAKER_13What he doing to them special ed kids, bro?
SPEAKER_02Because they don't know any better, right? So you're supposed to try to find a solution to stop it. Instead, you're encouraging it.
SPEAKER_12Principle, a principal, yeah. Principal.
SPEAKER_03No, yeah, no, definitely would have reported his ass.
SPEAKER_12She gotta go to the board of education or something.
SPEAKER_14Yeah, yep, that's a fact.
SPEAKER_13That nigga needs to go. They gotta report him. He needs to go to jail, police investigation. Something's crazy. What's going on in that nigga's real life too? Weirdo, bro. That nigga said, let them fit. I can't get over that. I'm fucking flabbergasted. Yeah, that should me up. What's that? Yeah, bro. Like, what the fuck? So she was stuck.
SPEAKER_10She didn't know what to say after that.
SPEAKER_13Nigga, I I couldn't even imagine my face hearing some shit like that. Like, that's nothing you could hide how you feel. Like, what the fuck did you just say? Like, I uh you know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, nah, bro. I need to resign, I need a new job. Something gotta, something gotta give, bro.
SPEAKER_03Definitely a cause of concern. I would have recorded his ass right away.
SPEAKER_13Oh, union, somebody, this nigga is doing kind of weird shit with the special kids, bro. That nigga letting them finish.
SPEAKER_14Nah, that's that's oh my god.
SPEAKER_02Like, what the fuck? Why you can't even get you clearly they couldn't even get to the source of the problem trying to figure out a resolution because this nigga is clearly turned on by it, so it's like he's a baby. Now you done created a whole new problem over the power we already have.
SPEAKER_13They probably learned the shit from him. The fucking weirdo. You ever think of letting them finish? Nah, man, we would have to write that nigga up right then and there, bro. Some some there's no way I would have been able to go back to school to class after hearing some shit like that.
SPEAKER_14No way, man.
SPEAKER_13I'm not gonna fucked up for the rest of the day.
SPEAKER_14Like sure, man. I know the feeling.
SPEAKER_13Yes, nah.
SPEAKER_02Um, well, since Mark is speaking about his friends, he just reminded me. I'm so glad he did that. Um, you know, my sister, she's a little slow, but sometimes she's fast. And she mentioned that uh we we were having a discussion about Hate Listener. So um, shout out to Hater Listener. And who Hate Listener is now? No, we don't. But my sister made a really good point in who she thinks it is, and I never thought it could be that person. But when my sister put two and two together, I said, Oh shit, the answer is four. She is motherfucking right. Now we don't know for sure, of course, because Mark's not gonna get good speculation of who hated listener is.
SPEAKER_13The T is getting hotter.
SPEAKER_02Yes, it's very when she said, I said, Oh my god, that you are, I think you're fucking right. But of course, Mark is not gonna ever like confirm. So we would never know for real until unless Hayda Listener was to come out and you know and join the episode. No, she don't he or she don't have to join, but they unless they ever want to expose themselves, yeah. But uh, we'll never know. But I we I got a pretty good idea now who it is. And I think my sister was right. I ain't gonna hold you. I think she is really spot on about here, and I couldn't it went over my head, but when she said it, I said, damn, you're motherfucking right.
SPEAKER_13Listen to your homie?
SPEAKER_02Oh man, huh?
SPEAKER_13Is it listening to your homie?
SPEAKER_02No, hell no.
SPEAKER_13Oh, okay. It was no it's not oh it's definitely who it is, the way he's laughing.
SPEAKER_02You know what I'm saying? Not one of my people's. Uh my people's wouldn't be listening to me.
SPEAKER_10I might as well say, who do you think who do y'all think it is?
SPEAKER_02Do I know this person? Mark, I told you who I think it is.
SPEAKER_10I don't remember this conversation.
SPEAKER_02I I think it's Mark's ex-girlfriend. Oh and it it makes sense because after the last ep after that episode um dropped when you know I was I was talking shit to her in the beginning of the episode about not minding her business. Um all of a sudden, now I'm getting like this girl is viewing my TikTok. You know what I'm saying? You know how TikTok shows you when somebody looks at your profile and me and her don't follow each other or anything because when her and Mark broke up, she blocked all of us.
SPEAKER_13Oh, she said fuck the whole family.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, fuck the whole family. So now I see she's viewing my TikTok profile. I'm like, wait, what? You want that old thing back, and then I look, and then now she's popping up my little mark.
SPEAKER_10Nah, oh, it's crazy. And you're going down that road again. Oh, okay. Say less.
SPEAKER_02And I see her popping up my Instagram because you know, she's doing a collab with somebody I know. I can't think of who it is, but you know, her Instagram popped up. I said, Oh, should I not block no more? Like, what is happening? And I'm like, so my sister said that's probably who hater listener is. I said, Oh my fucking gosh, Jasmine, you are motherfucking right. That makes all the sense in the world. Because the person I thought it was, I was cool with. So I'm like, why is she such a hater when it comes to me? But now it it uh it's it makes sense, and that and I I think that's who it is. Uh his ex don't fuck with you like that. Once time Mark broke up, she didn't fuck with none of us. And I was like, fuck me. What the fuck did I do with fun?
SPEAKER_13Yeah, yeah. Why the family always gotta catch the strains? Like that's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_02I'm like, what the hell? I had nothing to do with shit. Like, I was going through my own shit.
SPEAKER_13Like, I think it's always cool. What the fuck?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. It was like it was beef now, and I'm like, damn, what the fuck? Like, oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_13But you know for me, nah, I'm not gonna lie.
SPEAKER_02And they didn't they didn't even have like a me, a me breakup. Like, they had like a regular breakup. Like, it wasn't even like my shit. Like, nobody's house got burned down, nobody's shit got destroyed, like nobody went to jail.
SPEAKER_13Like my shit.
SPEAKER_02It was a regular breakup, so that made it even worse. Like, why are we acting like it's a problem? Like, you know, y'all just don't go together no more. Why we got beef? I'm confused. What did I do?
SPEAKER_13What did he say, fuck me for?
SPEAKER_02Like that's what I'm saying. I was like, I'm like, all right, whatever.
SPEAKER_10But a very, very interesting theory you guys have.
SPEAKER_02So is it is it true?
SPEAKER_12I don't think so. He can't confirm though it did not.
SPEAKER_03This nigga said, I don't think so, and he knows the answer. Like, he's so money.
SPEAKER_13The visual boy. I don't think so.
SPEAKER_02It could be, it could not be. Yeah, my sister really fucked my head with that when I said you're fucking right. You are fucking right.
SPEAKER_13I was looking at Key Page, he was posted. Was it Keith posted or was it Mark who posted? Yeah, I posted for your brother's birthday. It was y'all, he was like, Look at these drunk niggas, is Mark smack, and he was playing throwing hands with his brother. I was like, Oh, yeah, he reached an unknown. He talk about us right there.
SPEAKER_02Oh, yeah, I remember Mark posted that. I recorded that video of them. We was um where was we at? I think we were in the Bronx, actually.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, we was.
SPEAKER_02Oh, it was my cousin. This was like three years ago. This is my cousin's engagement party, and she didn't even get married yet.
SPEAKER_13That drunk nigga shit for real.
SPEAKER_02So now that I think about it, yeah, that was three years ago. She got her engagement party. Um, she gets married this year, though. Shout out to that.
SPEAKER_03That is so beautiful.
SPEAKER_13Uh yo, your family, you know, they do things on their own page, don't you know? That is so beautiful. Fuck it. What? Don't you say you had families who went on the honeymoon before they got married too? Well, your cousins.
SPEAKER_02No, that's not true.
SPEAKER_06Oh no.
SPEAKER_02That was just their bachelorette party. Yeah, it was a bachelorette vacation. I just said it's it's gonna be a while before they actually get married because that was when we went to DR in August of last year.
SPEAKER_11Copy, copy.
SPEAKER_02And they're not getting married till August of this year. It's the same, the same couple. We've been doing a lot of beautiful, a lot of a lot of premarried shit in the pat in the past couple of years.
SPEAKER_13Yo, fuck it. Hey, get it out the way. They got it. Why you got it, bro? You never know when you're gonna have it again.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that's that's a fact. I was supposed to be in a wedding, but I I can't make it this year, so um, they should have had it two years ago or some shit. But you know, I wish them the best.
SPEAKER_13I gotta think of something to say, and it sticks the joke with a jugula.
SPEAKER_02You edit it out, edit it out.
SPEAKER_10Yo, those these moments be so funny when you bleep it out.
SPEAKER_02No, because I am gonna bleep it out, but that's really what the hell? They got family coming from Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic, all types of sick niggas.
SPEAKER_10No way, can't wait to see that Puerto Rican family again. I'm I made a joke out about it being our family, but nah, that ain't that ain't family.
SPEAKER_02They're not they're Dominican.
SPEAKER_03This nigga said I can't wait to see that Puerto Rican family again.
SPEAKER_14Right, the Puerto Rican family is your family. That's what matter, nigga. Bro, he's crazy. He is crazy.
SPEAKER_13He said, No, no, we are not primos, nigga. What's up?
SPEAKER_02What else we got to talk about, y'all? Paradise. Oh, paradise. We didn't talk about I'll take you to paradise. Hey, hey.
SPEAKER_13I know Ali's all caught up now. Yeah, bro. Don't do me like that. That's a no.
SPEAKER_02Yo, this is I've known Ali for a long time.
SPEAKER_13I just finished season one. Don't do me like that.
SPEAKER_02If Ali was caught up, he would have started off this epic. I would have definitely been fucking. I'm caught up, niggas. I'm ready. Let's talk. He would have started off with that shit from the beginning, I'm telling you. Okay, shut the fuck. That ass like very well. Um, all right, listeners. So, spoiler alert, new episode of Paradise dropped. Was that episode seven?
SPEAKER_10Episode seven. Episode seven, yeah. It's the season finale coming up.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it's a new episode that's dropping. By the time you hear this, a new episode will be out, and that'll be episode eight, which is the finale of the season. Um, a lot happened in episode seven, man. A lot happened in episode seven. So basically, just to give a quick synopsis of what happened in episode seven, we did say that, okay, so Terry actually was really there. She's alive. Yes, it is alive.
SPEAKER_03She mad stubborn, right? Yeah, like you never want to listen to he'd be trying to tell her, and she'd be like, No, I'm gonna like why y'all separating again? Go ahead, Keith. I thought I get upset again. Terry was pissing me off.
SPEAKER_02You're right, go off, go off because Terry was really there. And Terry, Terry and Xavier have reunited, and it felt so good. And they she said, Yo, we gotta go get Bean. Like, you know, I'll explain it later, but I gotta go get him. I know where they're at. Let's go. Xavier set up his little sniping setup on top of the building, and he was ready to blow off Gary's head if he made one false move. And he told her, I can go in there. She kept saying, No, no, no, let me go in there. I got this, don't shoot him, blah, blah, blah. He's like, Yo, I don't want you to go in there alone. I already did this already. This is why we're here right now, because you wouldn't come with me. And you went wherever. I got this. But long story short, she actually did go in. You know, he was a little upset. He didn't get shot. She left with Beam safe and sound, and it did work out. But the whole time watching it, you just wanted Gary to get shot because Gary tried to blow Xavier's head off with that bomb. And she still wanted to save Gary, which was a little weird for me, but whatever. So I'm saying I can't stand this bitch, yo. They got the boy, they got her, they got her fake white son. Now, they never was Agent Collins, baby. He gotta go. The fuck keep him right with Gary. Now, um, also going, there's a lot going on in this episode, right? So also the inmates, which was the pre that's the president's son, right? That's the president's son. So the president's son, that's obviously deceased, you know. Um, his son, the president's uh his mistress or girlfriend or whatever you want to call her, the and the guy that created this paradise, they all managed to finally escape from prison, and now they're trying to open the doors to get out into the real world. Unfortunately, while they're doing that, the other people are making an executive decision to do a forced shutdown. Yeah, a lockdown. Yeah, a lockdown. So what's happening is the system is glitching and doesn't know what to do. Open the doors or shut down, and everything is just going crazy. But with the way it's set up, what happens is they could just have no oxygen. The entire place just loses oxygen, everybody just be stuck in there with the doors closed and nobody will be able to get out. That's kind of the cliffhanger we left off with. But um also in the show, what's the girl's name that died? Her son that can't her her her her baby daddy, and Annie or something like that? Yeah, Annie's baby daddy, he finally gets to have a talk with Sinatra, and as Sinatra's speaking to him, um, he asked Sinatra about Alex, and it threw her off guard. Like, hold on, how the hell do you know about Alex? None of us know who the fuck this Alex person is. There's a lot of theories going around about who Alex is. My my theory gotta be right. I got theories. What's your theory on who Alex is?
SPEAKER_03My theory is Alex is like AI, but Alex has so many names. Let me break it down. Alex was the name of Henry's wife. Remember Henry, the guy with the his it was his idea with the quantum, the time leaps, the manipulating time. Remember?
SPEAKER_10Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Billy had him killed when he when he remembered Billy walked in and the wife was dying, and he injected her with that whatever.
SPEAKER_10He gave him the um the tissue and said, You're gonna need this because he's gonna have a nosebleed.
SPEAKER_03Right. Her name was Alex, the wife's name was Alex. Right. That was his idea first. Sinatra killed him because she stole the idea. She stole their whatever they had going the time thing. Oh that's why she had Billy kill him. Remember, she always had a remember every time somebody's like, oh, it'll end, it'll end, and she's always like, Not for me, like, not for me. The bunker, she was talking to Callan. That bunker with the lights, that's Alex. Another, they're trying to use it as like AI. Just named it Alex. But it was really like that's what it's for. Alex is also remember when they said Jane. Oh, when she was born, and the guy's like, Oh, she's gonna she's gonna be a killer. The the tech the email he got was from Alex Q. Oh shit, I didn't even realize that.
SPEAKER_10Oh yeah, she's been on TikTok.
SPEAKER_03The therapist looking up the Alex name with Alex's. Yo, it's so it's so much. No, I I got this by myself. I had to, I I really had to think because I'm like, what? I'm like, who's Alex out of nowhere? Like this can't be. But then when I seen when she got to the the the secret part of that bunker in this episode, and it was just lights, and she said, Hello, Alex. Remember, she was there with Cal and them with the guys who originally did it, and they were talking about the power there. And then he was like, This place is gonna last longer. This is gonna live on longer than us. Right, right. She only has access to that secret bunker. Oh that is a bunker within the bunker that's a secret. She's been hauling her own energy away. That's why they can't fuck with Sinatra like that. She's been taking energy and keeping it herself because she killed Henry. Like, remember? That's that's where she has access to. She has so much access to that. But keep going, because I have I have other things. But yeah, that's who I think Alex is.
SPEAKER_10That that really I've been saying it was some time travel and shit.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it makes sense because when all that shit started to go to hell, she did not care. She got on that that that secret train and went to that secret bunker, whatever the fuck it was, and everybody was losing their mind. Like she knew at that very moment she had to get the fuck out of there. But that's because when she was speaking to Annie's baby daddy, I forget his name.
SPEAKER_06Link.
SPEAKER_02Link. Um, someone said his real name. And she was like, wait, what's your name? When were you born? So now we believe that Annie's baby daddy is actually Sinatra's son, that he's not really dead. Um, and then his nose started bleeding and her nose started bleeding at the same time, which means that there is some type of uh time traveling going on with Link and he knows about Alex. So he he's somebody, you know, he's not a nobody, but Mark, you did predict that.
SPEAKER_03You did say that he well, I forgot what you said last episode, but you said something about him knowing something, you know, and um that's he said Mark said he knows more than something you said, but it's true because like when okay, when the guy got killed, all their nose bleeds, but it's not everybody, it's only certain ones of them Detective Collins, the son. Yeah, and that has to be her son because when she went to the husband at the end, I had to watch the episode two times because I didn't catch up, I didn't get put all the stuff together that I have from the previous episodes. Right. I had to watch it again because I'm like, it's too confusing with the time leaps. Girl, yes, it was. Remember, she killed okay, you killed Henry or whatever. And when she got home at the end, she's like, it worked. It worked. Yeah, her plan worked. Her she took stole the time. That is really her son. I believe this is just my theory. I believe that's her son because her saying it worked was the time thing. She has access to changing, manipulating time. That quantum whatever thing with the energy. And then his nose started bleeding, and so did hers. That has something to do with that Alexa or whatever thing, but only it only happens to certain ones of them. So when she went and said, when she was like, Oh, it worked, and then she said, and I believe Dylan is gonna be okay. That's her son from a different timeline. They fucking the time up, but Sinatra is in control of all of it.
SPEAKER_02Dylan, that is his name. You're right. Yeah, Cece really paying attention to that.
SPEAKER_03They could make the time thing that she stole, it could make time, you could your it changes the past, and then it obviously it changes the present.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it fucks with the present.
SPEAKER_03So she did, she did something, whatever she did, that's that's what's going on. Because I'm like, how? I'm like, who's Alex? First of all, I have to think. I'm like, I heard Alex and seen it so many times in the show. But I'm like, there's no way that's not her son. And he's like, his birthday is May 16th. The daughter's like, oh, every code, every answer to the password since he died is May 16th.
SPEAKER_10And it's funny because when he first met Aaron, he acted like um he didn't know what his birthday was. So he actually was like, Oh, I he's something like, oh, probably 25 or something like that.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you're right. He was sus about it. And he and if he may not, uh he may just didn't want nobody to know because he knows that he's a product of that time traveling shit. Like he's supposed to be dead for real.
SPEAKER_10Right. Um but it gotta be fuck with him because in the beginning, when we first met him, like, yo, we gotta get to this bunker so I can kill Alex.
SPEAKER_02Damn, y'all making good point. See, I said I wanted to watch the whole shit again.
SPEAKER_03Lynx was Lynx was the person that Henry told them not to kill. He told Billy not to kill him. Remember, he was like, You're lucky, I'm not gonna kill you. That was Lynx. That was Henry's right-hand man. That he knows about the time thing.
SPEAKER_02I gotta, I gotta watch the first season again.
SPEAKER_03Sinatra, no, they know something about the time because that that's like that's the second season, right?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that's the second. I gotta watch this second season over again.
SPEAKER_03It's like he already knew. I don't know. It's something, something going on with like the time. Like they really this show is like that good. Cause I had to dig deep. I'm like, wait a minute, like what? I didn't notice Lynx was that guy with the bags when he was coming in after Billy killed him.
SPEAKER_10And he said, Oh, you might not it might not look like it now, but this is gonna be the best day of your life. Or something like that, he said to him.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, you're right. And now uh technically, the boy, the little white boy that Xavier is running around with is Sinatra's grandson.
SPEAKER_10Yeah. That's what it's looking like.
SPEAKER_02That's crazy. That is gonna be really crazy.
SPEAKER_10Either that or um Link like really did his research and he's trying to manipulate uh Sinatra into thinking uh he's her son.
SPEAKER_02But I I think now that I think about it, Xavier must know that that's Sinatra's because he's clearly a he's a product of all this time traveling shit, also, and he knows all about Alex and um Sinatra and her having us. I think he knows all of this shit. So I think that's another reason why he's like, we gotta keep this baby. Like that's gonna be their leverage.
SPEAKER_10I remember um remember when Ann showed uh Xavier a picture of Link, he started having those like visions. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_03You're right, you're right. He started glitching. Yeah, he always has a vision of Link's like walking and looking back with the white lights.
SPEAKER_02That's a fact. Oh my gosh, I gotta rewatch this whole shit before the finale. I have to. Um, but the the biggest and best part of this episode to me was the therapist taking out Jane.
SPEAKER_03I don't know if she took Jane out for real, man. She really did. Why everybody keeps saying that? Because Jane gun. The gun felt like close to Jane, and then they just had her in the shower. But I'm like, her eyes is closed. I don't know. I felt like they didn't kill her all the way.
SPEAKER_02I feel like if she just leaves her there and doesn't call for help, she's dead. You get what I'm saying? If she just lets her bleed out, let her die, and then call somebody, she will be, she'll be dead. But if she calls them, like, oh, they could save her. Because it was like one, she stabbed her like one time, right?
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_02And she fell, she was bleeding now from her mouth, her nose, her the wherever she stabbed her from. Um, I think she's the MVP of this episode. If it goes as planned and Jane is really out, she's the MVP. Because she was defending herself and she kept telling Sinatra, yo, she's gonna try to kill me. And she was like, nah, she only does what I tell her to do. No, she's a fucking crazy person. She does what she wants to do.
SPEAKER_10I love Jane. I hope she's not dead.
SPEAKER_02No, she gotta go. I'm tired of this bitch.
SPEAKER_10I do like the therapist too, though. She's gorgeous.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I like I like the therapist, but the therapist was too bold to not be a killer. Like, girl, you're trying to go up against serial killers.
SPEAKER_03Like, wait, and then you over here scared after in the shower. Like, yeah, yeah, you heard them saxophones, then you're like facts.
SPEAKER_02That's a fact.
SPEAKER_03I don't think even if Jane is dead, that's Sinatra's right hand. So she says she's gonna bring her back to life somehow. Something's crazy about the show. We gotta figure this out.
SPEAKER_02Nah, for real. That's a fact. She loves, she Sinatra loves that bitch for real. Um, did I miss anything else with this episode? It was a crazy episode. A lot happened. It was too much.
SPEAKER_03Um, but hold on. I was mad. Um, Gary, why is you hugging and touching on my wife's hair like that? And then, bitch, I don't care if I didn't see you in three, four, five centuries. I'm cursing you out off the rip. You didn't say nothing to her.
SPEAKER_10Why is she saving him?
SPEAKER_03He was twirling her hair in his face. I'm like, is he putting the GPS tracker in her hair or something? Like, what's he doing? Nah, they just hugging, like, looking like they're kissing this nigga over here. Like, come on, shoot him in the finger. Like, come on, you right there. I wanted him to die so bad. But I just feel like them keeping him alive is just too, it's too much. It's too risky.
SPEAKER_10But if a nigga try to kill me and my wife don't let me kill him, like, nah, you gotta go too. Now you're both there. Fuck it.
SPEAKER_02I think I think that she didn't want him to die because she's technically alive because of him. And then when they gonna go back for the baby girl? Is that a girl that they had? I thought it was a boy. And he had a girl, didn't she? Oh, maybe you're right. But they're on their way. That's where it ended. Like, they're on their way to go get the baby.
SPEAKER_03That's crazy.
SPEAKER_02Terry and uh Xavier are on there where he said we gotta make one more stop. And that's Sinatra Lil' Grandchild.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, it's gonna get crazy, man.
SPEAKER_02I don't know how they're gonna end season eight, but I feel like I'm gonna be pissed off with the finale. I just feel it. Like I'm already, I'm pre-pissed off before this finale comes on. I already can tell. Because there's too much that happened for it to just end next episode. Like, it's gonna be too crazy. And then they said it's only gonna be, I think the next season is the final season.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, the third season is the final season.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, so whatever is about to happen in season three, it's just the end of the whole series. Like, I can't, I feel like it's a great series that you don't want it to end, but I feel like to keep it as a great series, they gotta end it at a short time. Because if they keep going, it's gonna drag out. Like it's just gonna they're gonna keep finding shit to do, and it's just gonna become too unrealistic. You know what I'm saying? Like, it makes sense to end after three seasons because of what they're actually dealing with, but I don't know. But I love this show so much. I'm definitely gonna re-watch season one and two before, excuse me, before the final season, before the final episode airs, and we'll discuss it next week.
SPEAKER_03Shout out to Paradise, a great watch.
SPEAKER_02A great, great, great watch. And I'm up, I tried to do it yesterday, but I couldn't. But I'm I'm changing my Hulu to that no ads, because that shit is ridiculous. Like, it's way too many ads for me. I don't know how I signed up for that this time around, but that was an accident, and I need to be able to watch this straight through without any ads. Hell no. Um, I'm gonna do that when we finish recording. But yeah, that was a great episode. Anything else that we have to discuss besides, you know, what we already discussed.
SPEAKER_10This is all we got. It was so much music. I can't get a deep dive, but that Jazzy album sounds really fucking fire.
SPEAKER_02Uh, I messed up to that. I love Jazzy. I love Jazzy so much.
SPEAKER_10That Ray album sounding really fire as well. I gotta tap in with this music. Yeah, she's uh uh she's a British RB singer.
SPEAKER_02Definitely listen to Jazzy's album, Cece.
SPEAKER_10Did y'all cancel um Kanye?
SPEAKER_02I didn't cancel Kanye.
SPEAKER_08No.
SPEAKER_02I just seen a uh a snippet of his new video he dropped, and he got a Michael Jackson impersonated in the video. Kanye West is really saying that he's the new Michael Jackson, and I I think people think he's on some crazy shit, like as far as talent-wise, but I think he's saying it in like an industry way.
SPEAKER_10But I'm not gonna listen to it, but I put his album in the group chat and nobody listened to it or said nothing about it.
SPEAKER_02I haven't had all this shit dropped on a Friday. I will you see the type of Friday I had, but what the fuck? I didn't get a chance to do that.
SPEAKER_03Mike dropped four albums back to back, I think. I didn't get a chance to listen to shit.
SPEAKER_10That Fetty Wap album is on an eye as well. Like I was listening to a lot on Friday.
SPEAKER_02I I didn't get a chance to do that. Oh, Friday, I started, like I said, I started off trying to um watch the verses, and then everything went downhill from then. So I got so much I gotta listen to, but I do want to hear the Jazzy album and I want to hear the Kanye album.
SPEAKER_10Yeah, Key had me listen to my gospel playlist and it calmly down.
SPEAKER_13Yeah, I believe it. I know you're ready to go up there. I love that.
SPEAKER_03And gospel music will always just do something for you.
SPEAKER_02It's funny because I can say this much. I'm in the hospital because I ain't the listeners don't know what's going on, but I'm in a hospital, and the nurse comes up to my room and she's like, you know, um, somebody just called saying that they're your best friend.
SPEAKER_03And they want to know like why didn't I say sister, y'all? Yeah, I should have just said I was panicking though.
SPEAKER_13I'm like, uh panicking, trying to just figure stuff out.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, they're like, they want to know if you're here. I'm like, what? She was like, yeah, does that sound I said no? She's like, because that because our thing is if it's your best friend, like you have your phone, they could just call you. I'm like, or text you. I'm like, yeah, um, that's weird. And you know, I can't say what the theory was, but I I because I left from work, I could say that much. So we're thinking it's somebody from work. And um she's like, hold on, I'll be right back. And then she comes back and she's like, because she said, yeah. And then she's like, um, I don't need to know that we we told her that we can't give any information. And she told us, I don't want to know any information, I just want to know if she's there. And then we told her, we can't tell you that. You could just contact her yourself. And then she said, You guys suck. It hung up on us. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03And I'm like, I'm like, y'all suck. I'm like, I don't want to know any information. Like, I want to know if she's there, is she okay? That's what I said. I'm like, just you can tell me that she's there and she's okay. I'm like, I work in healthcare too, ma'am. They didn't give a damn.
SPEAKER_02And then they they came back with the phone number. And I'm like, she's like, Do you recognize his phone number? I'm like, fuck no. I don't know whose number that is. I was calling from work. I'm like, nah, this is really extreme. Like, they're doing way too much. Like, what is going on? And then CC texted me like hours later, like, Key, I called the hospital. I'm like, wait, what? I that actually made me laugh because I really thought it was somebody else trying to be weird and nosy. The whole time it really, I said, my best friend would have just hit me up. Like, she wouldn't call. Like, I thought it was an emergency.
SPEAKER_03They said ambulance, Mark. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he was like, I'm like, there's no way she could text me back. I have bad anxiety.
SPEAKER_02I'm like, that's gonna take too long. Yeah, but by the time, well, Mark told you pretty late. I don't know when Mark found out, but I had that was absolutely Mark told me around two something. Yeah, um, I left an ambulance around like 11, I think. But was it one something? Yeah, I don't I don't even know. I know it was by the time that you called the hospital, like I had already been there for some time. So, yeah, I was just and they had like really at that point, they had really finished um doing like some testing and stuff like that, and I was it was just a waiting game. But that threw me off. I'm like, my best friend, like what the fuck? Like, how would she even know? I couldn't figure it out.
SPEAKER_03I was mad confused, but baby, I was coming to that hospital. I'm like, dang, y'all can at least tell me if the girl is there, right?
SPEAKER_02I and I think they could do that, but I think given the circumstances, I don't know, but mind you, they transferred me like four times. I'm like, oh my god, this is so annoying. Yeah, calling a hospital is is definitely one of the worst. I've I've dealt with that with so many different people, like it's so annoying. Like, they always say the best thing to do is just go up there, and the people don't understand. You could be in a whole nother state finding out about a family member. Like, you can't just go up there. Like, you're in Suffolk County at work, and the person is in freaking Nassau County in the hospital. It's not just that simple to just run up to the hospital, but I appreciate y'all. Thank y'all for everybody's prayers and and well wishes and stuff like that. I appreciate y'all. Um, but yeah, listen, listen is out there. I hope you guys are staying healthy. I hope you're staying safe out there. Stay blessed, do the right thing, like spikely, save your money. You know, I had to do it differently this week so they can't step on my shit.
SPEAKER_03Bring them thighs out. Don't forget what I said in the beginning of the episode, baby. Bring them thighs out.
SPEAKER_13White toenails, we ready for it. Oh, she said she ended there. Yeah, it's a bad gang with the gang gang. We out of here, baby.
SPEAKER_02Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_12Mark. I said what the fuck I said.
SPEAKER_02All right, see y'all next week.