The Media Slayers
In a world where social media headlines rule and rumors travel faster than facts, The Media Slayers are here to cut through the noise. Every week, Keyy G, Marc Gates, Mr. Unlimited PTO, and CC Da Voice, take on entertainment news, viral moments, public figures, and the culture at large — with no agendas, no fluff, and no mercy.
We do the digging so you don’t have to —slaying conspiracy theories, cancel culture, and lazy narratives one episode at a time. If you’re tired of groupthink and ready for real conversations (with a little trolling on the side), you’re in the right place.
Follow us on Instagram: @themediaslayers
New episodes every Monday at midnight!
The Media Slayers
You Look A Mess
Use Left/Right to seek, Home/End to jump to start or end. Hold shift to jump forward or backward.
The Media Slayers are back with another loaded episode! They kick things off by breaking down the current state of the NY Knicks playoff run and the elimination of the Boston Celtics. They also dive into growing concerns surrounding the hantavirus, plus react to the disturbing allegations involving workers aboard a Disney cruise ship.
On the music side, The Media Slayers give their takes on the recent Rick Ross vs. French Montana Verzuz battle. They also review Chris Brown’s new album ‘Brown’.
Later, the crew gets into a fun conversation about using ChatGPT to create their Met Gala looks, reacts to the latest Druski skit, unpacks the latest involving Stefon Diggs, and much more.
https://www.instagram.com/themediaslayers?igsh=Z2Z0NWR5Zm50Z3Zn&utm_source=qr
Already know what time it is.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, in progress.
SPEAKER_01Just straight like that, off the rip. You heard? Yeah, that's a new show from town, baby. Yeah, he said we ain't doing all that weight, and we're doing it right now. We doing things clean. We're doing things differently today. Yeah, I'm saying live direct, front and center. You err.
SPEAKER_02Keep it clean and serene, baby. What's up, my guys? How y'all feeling?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, we good, baby. How you feeling? I'm feeling good. Oh, so I'm feeling great.
SPEAKER_02I have to get high. I had to get high earlier.
SPEAKER_01That was kind of that was kind of that was kind of real sexy. Like I love when she used that voice.
SPEAKER_02I had to get a little high earlier so I could be all the way here right now.
SPEAKER_01Operator talk. I'm alert, y'all. What's up? Uh, we got silky C in the house today. It's silky.
SPEAKER_02Silky C in the building. Y'all, I'm about to go blonde. I'm about to switch it up again. Oh my gosh, I can't wait. That's about to go fully blonde again, though, with the roots.
SPEAKER_01Oh, okay. Blonde with the hair. Okay. I thought you said blonde, girl. I must say, don't say that. Don't say that.
SPEAKER_02Uh-uh. Now y'all thinking I said blind. Y'all are terrible.
SPEAKER_00I'm like, yo, you're you've been there already.
SPEAKER_02And I'm like, I thought you, I thought you was, I thought you were talking about my hair still, Mark, because my hair is blonde still, but not the roots.
SPEAKER_01I was like, don't take them both.
SPEAKER_02Now that I know that y'all being shady.
SPEAKER_01Like, keep calm, Rachels. Yeah, no, no. I'm definitely we definitely gigging up on CC today. No, saying you don't want to give up for the ladies' sense. So we gotta come, we gotta come at you today.
SPEAKER_02It's just me today. I gotta hold it down for the ladies. Do it for the ladies, and y'all know I'm down for whatever, so don't try to come at me. Because I'm with whatever.
SPEAKER_00Stay late. What's up, gay? I mean, my week started out great, and then up until today, I've been having a bad day.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Oh, for real. Like everybody just laughing, chilling, trying to just vibe out. You know what I'm saying? But you know, it's okay, it happens. We're gonna make this A be great.
SPEAKER_02Listen, everybody has their reasons. Shout out to Joe Jack. We giving her a break.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah. Joe Jack is on a break, y'all. He he won't be here this week. She recently just got diagnosed with a bipolar disorder.
SPEAKER_02So can you stop?
SPEAKER_00She gotta need about four to six.
SPEAKER_02But whoever does have bipolar uh disorder out there, blessings to you.
SPEAKER_00She you know, cursing Ollie out in a in a uh text message.
SPEAKER_01Yo, for no reason, for something that her brother said, but I always get to blame, just been hating me recently, bro. My girl needed a rest, just just been attacking me and attacking me, bro. And I just been trying to ignore it, but enough is enough. Today is the day that we stand up for ourselves. Yo, I'm can't do this no more.
SPEAKER_02He said, Justice will be served.
SPEAKER_01Yep, justice will be served. Like Will Smith said, I have had it with making Key happy. I have had it, I can't do it. I can't make it happy. So this is I don't care. I'm gonna now be the degenerate.
SPEAKER_00This is the perfect time to fight back because she can't do nothing.
SPEAKER_01She's saying always gonna catch an attitude, bipolar. Oh no, let me stop. Let me stop. Not too much, not too much on Joe Jackson, Beyonce, Luther Band Girls, Michael Jackson, and all that. But no, we're not entertaining that Beyonce talk. We're not doing it, yeah, yeah, yeah. I should I drag her, but yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna do it for the fellow vote fellow Virgo D.Va. That's all.
SPEAKER_02Oh, I love that.
SPEAKER_01Virgo goddess, Virgo diva. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. You know, I love me some Virgos, you know, Janet a Virgo, my wife a Virgo, y'all. So I I I understand. I I deal with the bipolarness with the my Virgo in the house. So I'm used to it. Yeah, I said that I'm throwing shade. That's just a woman thing. She hears me.
SPEAKER_00I I really I I agree with you, bro. It don't matter the signs, it don't matter the race, they all bipolar. It is what it is.
SPEAKER_01Just uh once you rub it the wrong way, that's it.
SPEAKER_00But they're going off. The Hispanic and black ones, especially. Boy, oh my god. Like a bomb goes off.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you you gotta love a little feistiness though.
SPEAKER_00I mean feisty, that's the little bit, you know what I'm saying? I love the feisty. It's levels to it, though. Yeah, it is levels because don't be walking around.
SPEAKER_01You're trying to get attacked all day, calm down for real. I had to put a muzzle on you like a cowl for real, for real. I'm crying. So, what's up, though? You a mic, introduce us. Let's get this thing going. I mean, not yet.
SPEAKER_00I think I just broke my cable.
SPEAKER_01Oh, how you do that?
SPEAKER_00I don't know. I think it's a network issue because like I keep searching for the Celtics games, but I don't see the Celtics all right.
SPEAKER_02Oh, I thought I was like, What was this doing?
SPEAKER_01The only reason why the Knicks is gonna win is because they're gonna get a parade to give all y'all the hunter. Y'all about to cut it out. Shout out to the Knicks, didn't they just win? Bro, the Knicks is MSG. Was it bro? I'm not gonna lie, they both it was MSG though. Um, well, the last game, the last game that they won, they just won in um Philly. That was an MSG game, too. Yeah, you ain't lying. It was like 60, 70 of our fans in this, yeah, for real. They were in G East because yo, that's crazy. They had New Yorkers outside, inside. I don't know, but I don't know. All New York fans, they said they couldn't even play this show the celebrity role and the monitor because it was all New York fans, and they try to prevent us from coming.
SPEAKER_00They like every anybody with a New York uh address on the building. Yo, they're trying to cancel the ticket. Yep.
SPEAKER_01They was, they was. It was people calling their cousins and and family members who's who's in Philly, making them buy the tickets for them and still showing up all New York. That was shady. Yo, I ain't gonna lie. I said, Oh god, they think New York is ignorant now. It's about to get real crazy because they definitely go into the conference finals, and if they smoke the pistons, boy.
SPEAKER_03Now I hope the Knicks go all the way through. This would be so good for us. The city would be crazy.
SPEAKER_01The city will be crazy. The hunter is definitely coming. Y'all gotta be careful, man. The hunter coming. That's what they're doing. They're doing this on purpose. I'm just a hating Celtics fan, y'all. Don't mind me. Yeah, he's he's sad right now, man. I am. I'm hurt. I'm hurt every day. Every day I pro I post something sad about how great the Knicks is and how terrible my Celtics are right now. I'm just I'm just hurting Jalen Brown doing too much. They got too many, too. We got too many eyes on us right now. Like, come on, man. We're not even in the playoffs. Let us be in Cancun.
SPEAKER_00Let us relax for a little bit and figure this out. It kind of made me a little sad that we can't beat up on y'all like I I expected us to.
SPEAKER_01I'm so happy that we lost to Philly only because I did not want to get scraped by the Knicks the way that they do in Philly. It was gonna happen, and I had to oh my god. My dad's still talking, my pops is still talking, man. I gotta bet. I'm so sick because it looks like it's gonna happen too. Not only am I losing money, I gotta spend money on top of losing money. Oh god.
SPEAKER_00Oh, that just reminded me. That's probably who we're gonna have on the podcast next week. Yeah, we're gonna have pops pull up.
SPEAKER_01Oh god, he's gonna be flaming, bro. He's so disrespectful. Oh, we're gonna have to invite him after the 10 minutes because he's gonna flame the Celtics.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, it's gonna be a full-blown Knicks podcast.
SPEAKER_01Yes, he is pure Knicks, he pure New York everything.
SPEAKER_02Who y'all talking about?
SPEAKER_01My pops, bro. My pops is a diehard Yankee fan, diehard Knicks fan. He don't really mess with the Mets like that, but you know what I'm saying? But as he should be, because ain't he from New York? Yeah, he's from the Bronx.
SPEAKER_00That's how it's supposed to go.
SPEAKER_01You from New York. You know what I'm saying? My pops used to be able to go on top of his building with binoculars, look in watch Yankee Stadium. Oh, that's dope. Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_00That's fine.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, no, my pops is a dah hard. I remember one Father's Day gift, I got him like some season tickets to for the Yankees. I bought him this dope jacket. Nah, he pure he's a pure Yankees fan. Like my pops is Yankee, Knicks down. If if you're gonna if you see him outside, if it ain't in uh regular clothing, it's like in Knicks wear or Yankees wear. That's it. That's it.
SPEAKER_00That's how it's supposed to be, man. You can't be from New York and then start rapping Boston and uh the Charlotte.
SPEAKER_01Listen, man, I've been rapping Boston since 2006, 2007, bro. Can't I can't, I'm just not my loyalty runs deep. I'm sorry, you know what I'm saying? I never I never was a Knicks fan. I'll expect it of loyalty, though. Loyalty will be representing for New York, where you but I never was a Knicks fan. I still I'm still gonna support. Yeah, like I don't I don't have a favorite, I don't have a favorite football team, but I'll root for the Giants here and there.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, nah, you gotta stop pick a side and stay there.
SPEAKER_01You sound like my brother, bro. But my brother, he picked the wrong team. He a Jets fan.
SPEAKER_00Oh, yeah, nah, he's down bad.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, he is he's a Jets fan.
SPEAKER_00Check up on him for mental mental health awareness month. Yeah, he did.
SPEAKER_02Ain't that this month?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that's this problem. Shout out to Mental Health Awareness Month. That's what every Philly fan needs right now.
SPEAKER_02I work in the mental health facility, you know. Shout out to my people.
SPEAKER_01You saw the memes they do in the Joel and B. Oh, yeah, he's doing he's down bad right now. I don't know why. His face is going crazy the way they yammed on him yesterday.
SPEAKER_00He scored on Mitchell Robinson and he did the the the uh the too little celebration, and then right after that, it's when he got put on the poster.
SPEAKER_01Oh my god, a bad poster, too. Looking terrified, like he was looking deaf in the eye. It's getting real spooky out here, bro. Yeah, man. How you doing?
SPEAKER_00Welcome, welcome everybody to the Media Slayers podcast, episode. Yeah, what's up? I want to say 222. 212 212, baby. 212. Um, I am your humble host, Mark G's in the building. Yeah, Mark G, what up? We got uh CC the voice in the building. What's going on?
SPEAKER_02Yo, y'all hear me. I'm in this thing. We 10 minutes.
SPEAKER_00No, it ain't 10 minutes yet. I mean, yeah.
SPEAKER_02All right, we got one minute.
SPEAKER_00He said we said we didn't because we're gonna throw a song or two at the beginning. So we're gonna go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02Episode 212, what you gonna do? That's all I got for y'all, baby. What's up?
SPEAKER_00Why you so why you asking? Oh, we got the 10 minutes like you was about to curse or something.
SPEAKER_03I was, but I forgot. I forgot.
SPEAKER_02I just had to uh too much hesitation, man. Come on.
SPEAKER_03Bear with me. All right, man. Don't worry about it. We'll see. I didn't even say no curse. That's crazy. I had a thicker rap, but something happened, man. Too much hesitation. Y'all making me nervous.
SPEAKER_00We got Ali in the building was good.
SPEAKER_01You're gang gang with the gang gang. We here, baby. Yeah, let's get it.
SPEAKER_00I I love these pods without key. 2112. You're eight. Now that's they go so smooth. Yes. We be off the rails. Let's do whatever the fuck we want.
SPEAKER_01You know what I'm saying? Oh, yes, niggas is cursing. Shit, damn. Yo, that's cool. Wait for that shit.
SPEAKER_00Y'all did good. I ain't gonna lie. I thought y'all was gonna curse with him the first couple of minutes. No, I thought I was too. Yeah, yeah. New year, new you. That's it. That's it.
SPEAKER_02That is disgusting.
SPEAKER_01Those only last for like two months. They only last for like two months, and they be right back to the same shit. Two weeks.
SPEAKER_02New year, new me, baby. That means with the girl with the heels on.
SPEAKER_01Oh god, not not. You talking about shorty with the broke baby daddy? Oh, yeah, stepping into the new year.
SPEAKER_02She be having stuff on her back sometimes, a bag and other shit. It just gets crazy every year. Crazier, crazier.
SPEAKER_01Why they be doing us like that?
SPEAKER_02Like, come up with something else.
SPEAKER_01They're coming up with all kinds of stuff. This is the year of Jamanji. You ain't know.
SPEAKER_02Oh man.
SPEAKER_01What is that virus called? The Hunter virus. You thought I was joking? They tried to be out of the Hunter.
SPEAKER_02How do you pronounce that?
SPEAKER_01Hunter virus.
SPEAKER_02Nah, it looked like it's more letters up in there. You sure?
SPEAKER_01It's mad. Right, pronouncing it all wrong. The Hunter Tatata. I don't know what it is. It's the Hunter virus.
SPEAKER_02What's going on? Bro, it's the Hunter virus. But yeah, that's um not even to joke or anything. That's like really scary. And they keep denying those access, denying them access everywhere. Man, they're saying that they try to dock at.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, bro. They're saying that supposedly they got people quarantining Jersey, Georgia, LA. Like people being exposed, and people who've been exposed and being around other people, man. And that's how that's exactly how COVID started. And this is way deadlier than COVID.
SPEAKER_02So yeah, it's taking people out very fast.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I think it says something like a 40% death rate. Yeah, nah, boy. That's wicked. I mean, some people gotta go, man. I mean, they wasn't playing about population control, they're gonna take us out one way or another.
SPEAKER_00I'll tell you what, I'm never gonna miss another PPP loan again.
SPEAKER_01Yo, on my on my soul, I said if it ever comes back around.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, sign me up. I know wait. They was paid living. And you know what?
SPEAKER_01I really got businesses now. What's up, gang? Yeah, I looked at it. I need that bailout. You heard I bailing everybody out, bail me out too. I'm trying to get paid. I'm trying to get pise.
SPEAKER_02Oh, it says the cruise ship MV Hundius experiencing the hunter virus. You're right, outbreak. You're right, Ali.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, the Hunter. Think about it. All of a sudden, the Knicks is the best team we've ever seen play, bro. I ain't never seen no team gel the way they're gelling right now. They making everything, they're about to somehow make it to the conference finals. Then from the conference finals, they're about to make it to the finals. If the Knicks win it, I'm telling you, that parade is gonna be full of the hunter because they're gonna know how many people are gonna be there and they're gonna take everybody out. It's the whole plan.
SPEAKER_02But it says they're scheduled to land in the Canary Islands on Sunday, May 10th. That's what they're trying to evacuate.
SPEAKER_01They're about to put them in the Canary Islands.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, they said for allow for the evacuation for its remaining 147 passengers and crew following being stranded at sea. That's crazy.
SPEAKER_01Blow the ship up. That's it. This is only one way to neutralize shit like this. You need to just eliminate the threat. Leave them niggas at uh wherever the fuck they got. Say, say, say your goodbyes and blow up the fucking shit. Yo, what blow up the fucking shit? No hunter virus, nigga. We all safe.
SPEAKER_02Whoever they can save, they need to save.
SPEAKER_01No, nigga. No, it's gone. We gotta sacrifice somebody. It's gonna take about two weeks for some people to show symptoms. Some people might show it in a couple days, some people might not show it until two weeks. We all know that delayed symptoms is a real thing. Next thing you know, somebody goes from one state to the next state to the next state, all on a plane, all on a bus, all on a train, and now everybody infected and dying. Blow them niggas the fuck up.
SPEAKER_02Oh my gosh, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Take them out. Motherfuckers want to go get lost to SC all the time. Get them niggas out of here.
SPEAKER_02I didn't think this was gonna go that way.
SPEAKER_00What did you expect on this podcast today without KG?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, we gotta say, we gotta say, we gotta think about the future.
SPEAKER_02He said, blow that shit.
SPEAKER_01We gotta think about the future. Do we really want to kill most of our population? Do we really want to do that? I mean, I don't know about y'all niggas. I I really ain't trying to be walking around terrified because somebody got the haunter. They're really about to fucking make this world into fucking resident evil, nigga. This shit is about to become the zombie land. Watch.
SPEAKER_00There's a lot of people that I'm willing to sacrifice, though. I just want to say I would think.
SPEAKER_01As long as Henny Mark don't got the the the thought. I'm okay with sober mark. It's the henny mark that I can't let make the decisions. Oh, yeah, no, no, not at all. Not the Henny Mark.
SPEAKER_02I'd be like, I don't know what they're gonna have to do for this virus. Like, I don't know. They better like get them to do some safety boats and have them dock there and stay on the boats and not go on nobody's island. I don't know. Cause I'm like, it's bad technology and stuff where they could cause quarantine, it not blow up the boat, but I'm saying, like, where could they go where other people aren't gonna get it, you know? Because you're right, it it may not show symptoms symptoms in there right now. That's so scary. They don't got no emergency, like, I don't know.
SPEAKER_01They're trying to say that the the crucial distinction between the two, between COVID and the hunter virus, is basically it doesn't spread easily between people because it's really mostly um spread through rodents, you know, through either infected urine or droppings and saliva. They said that only some strains, like the Andres strain, which is also in the 2026 outbreak, can pass from person to person. Come on, bro. Come on, they're trying to say that it's not a potential pandemic uh issue right now because that it's not as contagious as COVID. But you're saying that the Andre strain is, and that's what's in the outbreak. So, what the hell y'all talking about?
SPEAKER_02Right.
SPEAKER_01And it's respiratory issues. Once again, they're attacking people's respiratory systems, you're getting fevers, muscle aches, um, leading between confusion. You don't know if you got COVID or the damn Honta. Uh, basically, bro, it's going to rapidly become severe respiratory syndrome. So HPS, your lungs is gonna fill with fluid. Uh uh, what's what's the what's the what else you're gonna get? Uh fevers, um, the fever is gonna fuck you up. Basically, the the death rate is 40%. It's it's it's literally straight like that. It is much more lethal. And then go. It has way more high, bro. It's what it's much more lethal, bro. The the death rate is is crazy. Hell nah. Hell ain't nothing we could do. That's it. That's it. Do we want to live or do we want to wipe out half the earth just because we want some niggas to get off a boat?
SPEAKER_02That's what I'm saying. Like, they they need some type of emergency. I I don't know, somewhere where they can put these people to where they're not exposed to.
SPEAKER_01I get what you're saying. We could keep them in the ocean, have them bring more boats, right? Have them and then start putting them in in sanctions from sick to sick to sicker, right? And whoever's not sick, they stay in that one area. We'll see whoever heal and get better. Maybe we get some antibodies or something. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I get what you're saying. And the people who don't get sick for a full month could come home. But the niggas who get sick, yeah, nah.
SPEAKER_02Have some ships that are just at the dock and have them there so they don't get all you know, something like that, like some emergency.
SPEAKER_01I don't know, but they have to put a big ass bubble around them or something. Them niggas need to stay out in the water, don't come out nowhere else.
SPEAKER_00We're just gonna have to sacrifice them, man. It is what it is.
SPEAKER_02I think the whole time, I'm not even trying to wait a month to see if they got it.
SPEAKER_00That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_02I think that's the first option.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, get rid of them. Blow their ass up at sea. That's it. That shit is gone with them.
SPEAKER_00This is why I'd never been a fan of cruises. Like, I'm scared of the water, I'm scared of the ocean. Um, I don't like a whole bunch of people. People being compacted into one little space. Like I hate humans, so it's like, no, I've never been, I've never been a fan. I second guess I second that with you, my brother.
SPEAKER_01I'm good on that too. I'm good on that too. I'm good on being stranded in the middle of the fucking ocean.
SPEAKER_00Then we got the uh scary. The Disney cruise ship workers. What is it?
SPEAKER_0123 workers that got present for child pornography. Oh my god. So you you on a Disney cruise thinking everything's sweet, and all the while they're touching baby meat. You know, hell no.
SPEAKER_00Oh, you can rhyme, you rhyming like uh CC right now. No, come on, ghost writer.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, like crazy, bro.
SPEAKER_02I said that Disney shit and I couldn't believe, but you know what they need to do when they have people working around kids anyway, that's the first thing they need to do. And looking into their background, you know?
SPEAKER_00Because it's always like that's hard. Those type of people, they probably got a clean ass background and been hiding in shit forever.
SPEAKER_02But I'm just saying, as deep as getting into their phone history and stuff like that.
SPEAKER_01Bro, because it's how plenty, like they did, like it was 28 people. Like, can you imagine an entire Disney cruise shot?
SPEAKER_02They need to do a thorough background check on people, like for real. Very thorough. That is very disgusting and disturbing.
SPEAKER_01It is one of the weirdest things that you could think of because you wouldn't expect this, especially on a Disney cruise. Who was and it was it was a stick. I mean, it's Disney, right?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I wasn't surprised one bit when this report came out.
SPEAKER_01Yo, and it's wild that it's 28 people from three different countries, y'all.
SPEAKER_00Like, there's a lot of nasty ass people in this world, like on a Belgrade Brothers podcast that y'all could check out. We have this all around the world segment, and we all we all talk about the things that's going on around us, and most of the time, my story is about these damn pedophiles out here. Like, there's a lot of nasty motherfuckers out here. Shit is disgusting.
SPEAKER_01That's ridiculous, bro. I'm gonna tell you one thing that'll enlighten your eyes and and and also terrify you at the same point. When you Google local sex offenders in my area, oh my god, bro. There's so many red dots that pop up. It's so many. It's very when I did bro. I did that to because um I used to have the citizens at when I lived in New York, but now I'm out here in South Carolina. I was like, yo, let me see if it works out here too. Bro, it is the most creepiest thing ever because they're all over. And you would never know it. Like, and they show that mugshot, you see everything because you know it has to show where they live, and they all over. They're right around the corner, they're across the street, they're down the block. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's that's scary as hell.
SPEAKER_00That's why I'm scared to have a kid to bring a kid into this world because there's a lot of fucked up people and a lot of fucked up shit that's goes on.
SPEAKER_02And especially at Disney, like uh knowing what we know now, is like that's why I'm not even like surprised. It's sad to say though. But knowing what we know now about like just everything coming out with these big uh uh companies, like whatever they have going on, it's always this the glitz and glam of it, and then behind the scenes is always this big, big thing going on that they don't that we don't always see right away. But now they're a lot more stuff is coming to the light. So now it's like it's so sad to say, like it's like we're not even shocked at this.
SPEAKER_01But y'all know they're not about to get in trouble, right? Um, I don't know. I don't know what's gonna happen. I hope they're getting at that. They're they're they're gonna get in trouble. I hope that's deported. They're getting deported. They're illegal immigrants. There are 28 people from three different countries, 26 are from the Philippines, one's from Indonesia, and another's from Portugal. Um, 27 of them were found to have taken part in the receipt, possession, and transportation distribution or viewing of child um exploitation material. That's where we're, you know, we're gonna leave it at that. And basically, they said that they have a zero tolerance policy for it. So, yes, they lost their jobs, they're no longer with the company. But from April 23rd to 27th, as the CPB agents boarded a total of eight ships and captured everyone, all they did was um have the suspect's visas revoked. They're scheduled for deportation while they're waiting in the prisons right now. So I don't know. I don't know if they're truly going to get any kind of real punishment, maybe in their country. Hopefully, they kill them.
SPEAKER_00I don't know how much truth that is because a lot of this should be propaganda. Like that'd be that'd be the excuse for um the president to get um rid of all these immigrants and say, yeah, they're such a detriment to our uh country and they be doing all these foul shit. Word, we gotta everybody think it's out of here. Yeah, that's the reason for you know what I mean. Everybody backing up ice on that side because of things like this. So I don't know how true true that is, but regardless, they need the depth share. Fuck that. Yeah, kill them, kill them all. These cruises so fucking expensive, so like first you gotta worry about paying all that bread to get on the cruise. Then you gotta give all the fucking pedophile staff members. Like, this shit is yeah, like who, like what?
SPEAKER_02Like, how dare y'all? And y'all got a bunch of kids on there. They like that's heaven to them, bro.
SPEAKER_01Fucking you both ways.
SPEAKER_02It's like really sick.
SPEAKER_01It's it's beyond sick.
SPEAKER_02It turns my stomach. I I hate to see stuff like that. It's just so it's so sad.
SPEAKER_01It's beyond sick. It is disgusting. It's low, it's scum, it's it's the lowest of lows. Like, they need they need more than deportation, they need decapitation. That's what they ask is kill them all, bro. I think anything that that has to do with violation of women and children, they need to get decapitated, just kill their ass.
SPEAKER_00I don't know how we how we got here, though. I don't want to talk about the Celtics getting violated. Come on, man.
SPEAKER_01No, no, we done we done talking about the Celtics getting violated. No, the fuck we not. Let's talk about Philly getting violated. Let's talk about the Lakers. What about the Lakers? You think the Lakers might have some in LA? Nah, talk about somebody else.
SPEAKER_00They don't get swept too, but no, we're not we're not come on.
SPEAKER_01Let's talk about let's talk about the the cat the calves and James Harden meltdown. You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_00Nah, I don't know what you're saying, and I'd rather talk about boss than the bum ass niggas. Get them the fuck out of here. Nah, man, we don't want to talk about them, bro. We don't want to talk about them. Did anybody uh watch the verses? I don't keep it a buck with you. I did not watch that shit. So we mentioned it on the last pod, and y'all know y'all on a podcast that talked about.
SPEAKER_01I started, I saw clips of it. I'm not gonna sit here and say I watched the whole thing. I saw clips of it, but I'm down here with you. I forgot, I forgot about it. I forgot about it until I saw Rick uh Rick Ross throw everybody under the bus with Shorty trying to get them to dance on all of them got ladies up there, and Max B dumbass caught the dub. You know what I'm saying? So I was watching it. I did see a few highlights, I did see a few performances. I was like, all right, that was fire, and some songs. I I forgot French catalog was as as dope as it was, but I didn't see the whole thing, so I'm not gonna see in line. Like I watched the whole thing. I didn't.
SPEAKER_00I don't think Max B is dumb for that. How long he was in jail? Yeah, you're right. His shorty probably be like, all right, fuck it. Yeah, let me rock, let me get these dogs.
SPEAKER_01He did say he got a nigga who just came home, but French, French ain't shit for that, and neither is Rick Ross.
SPEAKER_00Let me fuck all these holes, and it's what it is. Play your play your position. Oh, damn.
SPEAKER_02But Mark, did you watch it?
SPEAKER_00No, I didn't watch it either.
SPEAKER_04Oh yeah. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Oh my god. Yo, I knew it.
SPEAKER_00Oh, this nigga is the worst. I had he's so dumb. Even though I wasn't interested in it, I had every intentions on watching it, but then the day of the verses that said, Yeah, it's gonna be 9:30 Eastern. I said, Wait, 9:30. Hold on, I'm going to bed. What the fuck, you talk about some 9:30? I'm going to sleep.
SPEAKER_04Right, watching old niggas.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, and you know, rappers is always late, so I'm like 9:30. I really mean like 10 o'clock. I be waking up 3-4 a.m. Like, I can't, I'm cool. I was gonna watch the highlights, which I did, and look like a piece of shit, man. We gotta get better with these verses.
SPEAKER_01Yo, son, son. Ain't ain't ain't old girls supposed to be supposed to be relaxing. Why she sending shots? Talk about some remind me of Ali in the group chat uh uh Wallow, how he switched peeves. She ain't shit for that. She ain't shit for that. Damn, low key, low key, low key, nah, wallow way worse. Nah, it's it's pretty much the same. Like what he does. Nah, no, because I don't go for the team who's winning, I go for the team that I like.
SPEAKER_00And yeah, it's multiple teams. Like I was just on your Instagram story. I seen you had some like Lakers sweatpants, and then it was another team. So Chicago Bulls shorts and stuff. Yeah, you had a lot going on. Like, damn, nigga, pick us on. Yo, what the hell?
SPEAKER_01You ain't yo. If you listen to it, you probably like most people I know. I can't stand y'all niggas. Y'all watch shit without listening to it. I say, y'all, I'm fucked up. Y'all, I'm having an identity crisis ever since my Celtics lost. So I'm all fucked up. No, what happened was Janet bought them because she saw them on sale. I told you as a spot, and she knows you know, basketball, whatever, so she just grabbed them. But she ain't know the main rivalry between the Lakers and the Celtics. But she knows I like LeBron, so it is what it is. But nah. I got these bullshits. Nah, I don't fuck with the Lakers. I don't fuck with the Lakers. I do not fuck with the Lakers. I do not fuck with the Lakers. Fuck the Lakers. I like LeBron James, but fuck the Lakers. That nigga had.
SPEAKER_00He said since the Celtics lost, I want the Knicks, Raptors, uh, Philly. Uh he made he named like six other teams. Nah, I never said nothing about Philly. Fuck Philly.
SPEAKER_01I didn't want Philly to win shit. Fuck Philly. I want the Knicks. I want the Knicks to take it all only because I'm going for somebody in the East, and I'm damn sure not going for Detroit. Not doing that. I'm not going for the Cavs. I'm not doing that. And I'm not going for nobody from the West. Fuck the Spurs. I don't care how great Wimby is. I've always hated the fucking Spurs. Fuck Tim Duncan, Mono Ginobly, and Tony Parker. You know what I'm saying? Uh who else? Honestly, I like I like the Timberwolves because I like Ant-Man, but I I I don't see them. I don't see. I don't, I don't, I really don't. It's it's either OKC or or the Spurs coming out the the West. That's that's really it.
SPEAKER_00It is what it is, man. Um, have y'all heard the Chris Brown album?
SPEAKER_01Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_00Yes. Yeah, what's y'all thoughts?
SPEAKER_01Fire. I'm fucking with it for sure.
SPEAKER_02Baby, I ain't make it all the way through, but I'm definitely fucking with it.
SPEAKER_01I finished all these cornies.
SPEAKER_02What you trying to get into?
SPEAKER_01Look, look, he laughed.
SPEAKER_03Shut up. What you trying to get into?
SPEAKER_01He's trying to put on that cry for me right now. That honey pack.
SPEAKER_02My mom is also a big Chris Brown fan, so she did remind me the album. Cause I definitely almost forgot.
SPEAKER_01Man, I was debating if I gonna get uh me and Janice these tickets, but I don't know, man. Ain't trying to I ain't trying to go over there and this girl act a fool and I'll be ready to smack the shit out of her at this concert.
SPEAKER_00That concert gonna be so fire. You tripping.
SPEAKER_01Oh man, I don't know. I don't know. Nah, it is. I know it's gonna be fire, bro. It's gonna be fire as fuck. It's Chris Brown and Usher. Are you kidding me? Yeah, that's something that niggas gotta see. Nah.
SPEAKER_00Oh yeah, definitely get those tickets. He's crazy. Alright, I'm about to look at it right now. Baby number five after that.
SPEAKER_01That shit gonna be hard. Yo, chill, man. I'm already dodging bullets out here.
SPEAKER_02Shout out to Chris. This album is it's really cool.
SPEAKER_01I love the I love the style. Yo, it gave everything that album cover was just like the features.
SPEAKER_00I'm actually on the opposite end of it. I can't stand the features.
SPEAKER_01Why? Yeah, I'm not feeling that sexy red shit. Get sexy red the fuck out of here.
SPEAKER_00Get glow the fuck out of here. The glow riller part was better than the sexy red part. I don't like either one. The version I'ma have in a couple days is gonna have neither one of them on it. I was more talking about the lucky day and the Friday feature. Oh, lucky day. That's now that was my favorite feature. I've been waiting the album. Like uh y'all didn't like fucking party, him and vibes.
SPEAKER_03No, I love that.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I mean actually, I actually like Red Rum. I didn't, and I don't even like Young Boy. No, I didn't like Youngboy's part at all. Get him out of there. The song was like that.
SPEAKER_00Nah, the first part of it was at the end, he started flowing. Yeah, nah, give him the fuck. He did not deserve to be on that song. I understand why he did it, but nah, I'm cute. Body goals, him and Tank was fire. Yeah, yeah, no. That's those the type of artists you're supposed to have on.
SPEAKER_02That's what I'm saying. Those features, but I like I wasn't like when I seen the sexy red and glow, not glow real so much, but sexy red. I'm like, okay, I know what type of yeah song this is gonna be.
SPEAKER_01When I told Janet Sexy Red was on his song, she said, What is sexy?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, for me, the album really started the second half of the album is where I really loved it. Okay, like it started with like it's not you, it's me, cry for me, slow jams. Cry for me, say nothing, slow jams, first something in the water is really, really good. I like that that skin to skin, that might be my favorite so far.
SPEAKER_02Skin to have a couple of songs on here for the sex playlist, not even gonna lie. So I can definitely give this album a 10 out of 10. I wasn't that far off though, listening. I I made it up to uh well, I didn't listen to your time, the last four songs.
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah, that's the one I don't like that. I don't I wasn't feeling wholly blindfolded like that. I gotta listen to it again, I guess. Yeah, it was cool. I think that was one of the singles that was released. Yeah, it was. It was. I wasn't really skin. This whole album, yo. She's the baby. Look, keep it here. She don't know how to act.
SPEAKER_00I might have to get some honey and a honey pack.
SPEAKER_02What a combo.
SPEAKER_01Yo, yo, I was crying when I heard that song. I said, Oh nah, boy, trying to have a heart attack.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I'm listening to it. I'm like, yo, this is song three. This is what he's doing. All right, yeah. Honey pack is fire.
SPEAKER_02He um shout out to Chris. He just had a little baby, right?
SPEAKER_01Did he? Yeah, he had a baby and a birthday.
SPEAKER_02Oh, shout out to him.
SPEAKER_01He had a baby and a birthday. I think he just turned 37 or something like that, or 36, one of them.
SPEAKER_02Supposed to the baby mama look good.
SPEAKER_00Of course.
SPEAKER_02They was hating on Shorty online, like she out already. It's only been 10 days. I'm like, shut up, y'all. Damn.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, no, they said they said that he he fouled because his baby mama was posting happy birthday and all this cute ass posts and shit while he was having his birthday party with a bunch of bad hoes at his birthday. It is what it is, man. It's Chris Brown. He said he got more than one girl. He told them. Yeah, he came out when he was what, 15 or something like that? Yeah, bro. He's been popping for all these years. Come on, man.
SPEAKER_00Damn, that's fucking crazy.
SPEAKER_01Half his life. Come on, son.
SPEAKER_00He had to give it to me.
SPEAKER_01Give me some money in a honey pack.
SPEAKER_00The fact that his career wasn't as good as it was supposed to be because of the Rihanna shit.
SPEAKER_01Bro, that's the only reason why he's not going the way he should be going, bro. It's the only reason why.
SPEAKER_02But we just, you know what? With him, we just gotta give it some time.
SPEAKER_01It's never gonna be some time. You ain't hear some album.
SPEAKER_02You ain't hear this album, nigga.
SPEAKER_01No, seriously, we still just gotta give it some time. Leave me alone. Hate me. And now people gotta stand up.
SPEAKER_02Like, listen, we love Chris.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, man, listen. I am over it. He beat her ass a long time ago. Listen. After she almost killed him while they was driving.
SPEAKER_02When he went out of the country, I'm gonna beat your ass too. Chris is gonna be good regardless. When he went out of the country, they showed him so much love. Like, that was like insane. That was insane. Those shows that he had in Africa. Like, that was that was beautiful.
SPEAKER_01That's because only America, only America be doing doing shit. I think he will be fine. Nigga Hardy wanna fucking beat somebody today.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, they got it done, man. I needed that. Shout out to Chris. Here, shout out to Chris Brown, man.
SPEAKER_01Chris Brown, man. Keep doing your thing. You make timeless hits, my brother. And keep making these fire uh videos, too. Like, I don't even watch videos like that anymore.
SPEAKER_02You know what I'm saying? They people is stepping it up with the video game. Yeah, not video games, but I'm saying the video game.
SPEAKER_00Like, yeah, we feel we got you. We got showing you, we know what you man. These videos back for real.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, no, I love I love seeing stuff like that. I I'm so into like cinematography and videography. I love seeing like videos, but they fell off. But now I'm seeing things come back.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, sucks is no like 106 A Park or MTV Jams or anything like that anymore. We need something.
SPEAKER_02They gotta have something probably on the phones now that's like that, because that's what they know the kids be on that. Nobody be watching TV no more. Like, that's insane. It's all streaming.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that shit is so bad. We gotta get off our phones like on Sunday when the the the time, the average time I was on my phone each day popped up.
SPEAKER_02I said, Yeah, I gotta, I gotta Mark, and I seen mine and I got rid of it. That uh I was like, they saying too much, but speaking of being on phones too. Speaking of being on phones too much, I have been getting back into reading. Like now I've been reading a lot.
SPEAKER_01What are you reading? Yeah, you better be reading something.
SPEAKER_02I'm reading a whole bunch of uh T lesbian love freaky novels, and I just love it so much. Shout out to the black LGBTQ, our authors, and all the authors out there, but my black people, because I I keep buying black um authors, like and I didn't care like what, yeah, I like freaky stuff, but I still like like good intellectual, like you know, open my mind to things, like you know things like that.
SPEAKER_01But right now I started on book design, mixture of like.
SPEAKER_02I got some stuff in my cart, like The Alchemist, this there's this book Do Nothing, The Power of Money, or something something I think is called, but I have those in, but I I was like, I'm gonna read those later on. I needed to start strong. I'm single right now. I said I need some books so I could like you know get that feel, right?
SPEAKER_00How long have you been single?
SPEAKER_02You know, it's been a while. Yeah, it's just like it was a new thing or something.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I'm single right now.
SPEAKER_02No, I needed to like, you know, get something that intrigues me, like, you know, in the right places. And I said, no, these books are tea. Like, I have to, I have to read them. So yeah, I'm like, I'm like five books in, y'all. I felt like I read The Alchemist in High School. It's it's such a good book. I never read it. Like my brother read it, my family has read it, and people, it's just now I'm seeing about it. I've seen the book in my house before, never read the book. It was my brother's book, but he told me about it. You know how people try to sum up a book? I'm mad excited about it because I recently like been seeing people talk about it. I'm like, okay. And then he's like, oh, it's just about I'm like, just like wait, let me read it first. Like, let me see what it's about. Like, but yeah, I've been getting into my reading and really breaking away from being on social media so much. Like, of course, I'm on there. You know, I look at things and I see things that I've like, like home stuff and regular stuff like that, and like tea for the podcast. But other than that, I've really been trying to like gain my hobbies back and slow down. Like, we're so fast doing everything.
SPEAKER_00Right.
SPEAKER_02I I'm I'm like, it could be like putting on lotion, y'all. And I'm over here rushing, like, oh let me have. I'm like, wait, Shavon, like just calm down, like relax. So I'm just uh picking up those habits again, like taking more time with myself by myself, like just getting to know myself better because it's so much going on in the world, and like everybody has so much in common with that already. Oh, it's hard, we're struggling, like I know. Like, what are the where where can we get backgrounded and where can we talk about good things? You know, where could we feel good besides seeing things on social media or something like that? Like, where can we really like get a hold of ourselves and really put other people onto things without it being like our phones or something like that, you know? So yes. Reading is I'm back into reading.
SPEAKER_00I am back into it.
SPEAKER_02And if you have any book suggestions, pass them on.
SPEAKER_00I brought about four or five new books myself that I gotta get to like a couple months ago, but I haven't started it yet. So you just inspired me to start these fucking new books.
SPEAKER_02Yes, and I be getting drowned in them. And you know where it helps too? At work. Like nobody ever minds if you're like not working and you're reading the book. They be walking in, like, oh, sorry. Like I'm in a damn health office. Why they say sorry? I just like they're just like, oh, like she's reading. Like, you know, people like really appreciate that. I appreciate it because I love, I love to read. I love to, like, I it's like art to me, though. I'm reading it and I put like a movie. It's like I'm watching it and I could, I could pick up anytime I want to. Like, let me get back into my book. Like, it's just a different, it's a different vibe. Like, I'm loving it. And you can smoke a blunt while you read. But I know y'all detoxing. Wait, Ali, you two?
SPEAKER_01Hell no, I'm smoking it. I'm smoking.
SPEAKER_02All right. Grab you some books and light a blunt. I got a bunch of books.
SPEAKER_01I ain't gonna hold you. I got mad books. Me and Janet was um, I told you we was packing and stuff, so we're putting all our stuff up. I got mad books. And my problem is I I start reading a book, and something happens. I put it down, I pick up a different book. So I gotta start completing my books. That's okay. Let me read this too. Yeah, nah, because then I got I start look, look, look, I'm gonna show y'all real quick. Cause then I start doing stuff like I start looking into one thing, and then I'm like, I'm about to have Bible study, and then I'm like, watch, look, I'm gonna show y'all. Oh, there's always two, so you know. For those who can't see, I'm gonna show y'all real quick. I'm gonna tell y'all what they're about to look at real quick. So I was um in a deep dive one day, and I got the Ethiopian Bible Bible. Oh wow, large print, and then I also got an interlinear Bible, which is Hebrew, Greek, and English. Oh wow, I've never heard of that. Yeah, look, if you look, it has all the translations and it it's a well I know the most people, but I didn't know the name. Yeah, bro. So I be I be doing a lot. So I started doing this, and then I forget about the book I'm reading, then I go back into the book, and then I forget about this, and so yeah, that's that's that's what's been going on with me. I gotta I gotta keep my mind focused. That's all.
SPEAKER_00I'm sick of this line. I keep hearing everybody say about I keep learning about myself. You are 35 years old, you should know who the fuck you are.
SPEAKER_03Oh my god, who said that? I said that's that's the truth, though.
SPEAKER_00What are you still learning at this point?
SPEAKER_02Mark, I swear. And listen, we're gonna keep we're gonna keep learning because you know what it is. I've never been this age before.
SPEAKER_01Me and Janet just had that never been this age before before the podcast, because a bunch of our friends keep saying this stupid shit. You know what I just learned about myself? Bitch, shut up. You didn't worry, about yourself. What the fuck are you talking about?
SPEAKER_02I don't know if they're saying it too much.
SPEAKER_01Listen, wait for 30 years.
SPEAKER_02I didn't know people were saying that. I didn't know. I just said because of the truth. Like I'm learning, I'm I'm I love learning new things and picking up I love picking up old habits that are positive things that I'm into, passionate about. But I'm definitely, you know, I definitely do learn new things about myself all the time.
SPEAKER_01Stop learning, nigga.
SPEAKER_02Shut up.
SPEAKER_00I already know who I already know who I am at this point. Like, I am who I am. I'm over 30, right? Like, it is what it is. I could I could try to change some things, I could try to grow a little bit, I could try to mature, but I am who the fuck I am. Like, it's nothing else to learn. Yeah, he said what the fuck is that?
SPEAKER_02That you could be like so much bigger than you thought, and then you're like, wait, how do I do this? And then you have to learn even more about yourself.
SPEAKER_00That's kind of impossible for me to think I could be bigger than what I am. Like, I already know I could be bigger than like it's me we're talking about. What are we talking about?
SPEAKER_02He said, Ain't no sky, baby. Ain't no limit.
SPEAKER_00I have no limit.
SPEAKER_03Like yo, I love that though. I love that mentality. Ain't no limit, baby.
SPEAKER_02But yeah, I do keep learning things about myself, y'all. Shoo. I know other people saying that.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I'm sick of it. That's like the idea.
SPEAKER_02I know they're watering it down.
SPEAKER_00Enough is enough. He don't know.
SPEAKER_02I don't be online like that. I be on TikTok, but I don't I don't know where he be saying it at. Just everywhere.
SPEAKER_01Man, let me ask y'all a question real quick, off topic. Have any of y'all did the chat GBT Mac Matt Galileo?
SPEAKER_00No.
SPEAKER_01Man, do it.
SPEAKER_00What the fuck are you talking about?
SPEAKER_01Do it, bro. Do it, do it so we can post this at the red carpet. You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_03This nigga said Kigo stopped talking to me crazy. Look at him.
SPEAKER_01You see my king shit? My my my my Prince Josie Joey shit. You feel me?
SPEAKER_03The dreads is fire, L.
SPEAKER_01I love the yo, thank you, thank you, thank you.
SPEAKER_03Like he really did. Listen, let a cape. I let a cape down.
SPEAKER_01Janet, Janet did it, and she was like, Yo, do one so we can put it together or whatever. So I just made one with me and her or whatever. I'm like, I saw Key had that one. I'm like, oh nah. Let me see.
SPEAKER_02Chat GPT, they about to fuck shit up, y'all, with this AI.
SPEAKER_01Stop doing that. That shit is fire, bro. I'm not working. I got some poster that I'm pulling out on niggas. Niggas always want to fucking AI me. I got some shit. Just know that I pay for it too, nigga. So I can't. Yep. Me and AI locked in nigga for 12 months.
SPEAKER_00There's been too many events that I had to go to that I had to put that shit on. I don't need no fucking AI. You feel me? Like, I got real pictures I could go to.
SPEAKER_02Nah, that's what I'm I'm saying. Me too. Clock it.
SPEAKER_00Like next week.
SPEAKER_01I'll be in the house with all these children.
SPEAKER_00Next week I got my nieces uh Christian in shout out to Genesis. I got some shit. What color? What color? I just need to know the color.
SPEAKER_04I need to know the color.
SPEAKER_00I got well. I was asked I was asked to wear pink. So it's it's some pink too.
SPEAKER_01Oh no, you pink down the best fire. I'm gonna keep it a bucket. I gotta fire white and pink tucks, boy. It's okay. Yeah, I'm gonna yeah, Mark.
SPEAKER_02You should really switch it up and like okay, nah, because they might be mad. I was about to be like, show the hue of pink like a peach ish.
SPEAKER_01I had this black and champagne. Who he think he is? Oh, I missed that suit. Nah, I gotta pull my suits back out, man. It's too hot down here, really, to wear a damn suit. I ain't gonna lie to you. It's too damn hot.
SPEAKER_00I've been wearing suits my whole damn life. Like, so is a shit different over here.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I've been wearing suits for like the last 15 years, so I get it. I used to wear school.
SPEAKER_02Like, how do y'all feel about the the satin shirts with the with the you know the button down a little bit?
SPEAKER_01What you mean?
SPEAKER_02Like a little exposed chest. Like, how do y'all feel about that?
SPEAKER_01Girl man shit or not? Girl man? Yeah, you mean like some prints, some prints. I'm about to say that are you an RB singer? Like, what the fuck going on here?
SPEAKER_02Like am I in a music video, nigga? Why I can't just be like in a music video, yeah.
SPEAKER_01No way away. Nigga want me to wear a fucking see-through silky shirt. You want my nipples pierced too, nigga?
SPEAKER_02Wait, so let me ask you guys something then. Do you feel like you dress your age? That's a better question.
SPEAKER_01Same thing for me, Ali. Yes and no day because I work Monday through Friday, and honestly, up until the last three years, I've been out the car business, so I've only really just been, you know, wearing whatever I want to wear, whether it be some dope ass Jordan fit or some Nike shit, or some my Tim's and and um the Spongebob jean jacket shit that I like. You know, I'm like, it don't matter. I now I could wear whatever I want because I'm so used to having to wear a damn shirt, tie, slack, suit for 15 years. So a little bit, a little bit. What about you, Mark?
SPEAKER_00It depends. I'm a I have a really balanced style, so sometimes I got, you know, I could do the suits, the tucks, but sometimes I can wear the Jordans and shit like that. So it's good. It depends on what day you catch me on. That's a fact. Yeah, I had somebody recently, like, oh, I thought you was. She's like, somebody asked me my age. She's like, Oh, I thought she was like 25. Like, I'm like, hold on, because I know I look like like I'm 40. So it's like you frighten, but she was like, Yo, what you be wearing, dress? Which how you dress, I would thought you was younger, but yeah, nah. Yeah, nah.
SPEAKER_01A KOD kind of person, kicks of the day. I I'm definitely gonna keep keep up with the shoes, though. Oh, yeah, that's for sure. Gotta keep the feats. That's the only thing I really keep up with.
SPEAKER_00That's all you need, man. You can need some feats, and yo, that's the haircut. That's you can put anything together after that. That's what I be saying. I could wear a white tee every day, as long as I got some new kicks on my own. In my white tee. Yeah, what are you talking about? Shout out to the franchise boys. Big facts.
SPEAKER_02Well, me, I'm trying to break out of my break out uh like plain and easy type of style. Like, no, I'm about to like full force sexy auntie, because these kids don't know. We are from the 90s and they keep trying to own 1900s, 1900s. No, don't play with me.
SPEAKER_04That's your dog.
SPEAKER_02No, but what? And y'all know the haircuts are about to eat like uh sugar.
SPEAKER_01She's about to have a high top face. She about to be able to get it.
SPEAKER_02And yeah, my weight is about to go up. And if y'all want to help me, because I know both of y'all be, you know, doing the gym thing. If y'all got any pointers, help us out. But yeah, I'm about to get my weight up and the I need the dresses to be skin tight. Like Auntie needs to be in the grown and sexy attire. Okay. The crop tops and little sweatpants, like, you know, it gotta go. Like, I be out. You ever be out somewhere and you're like, oh no, I'm not gonna run into nobody and you run into some motherfuckers.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02And now we older, so it's like you you never know what somebody is doing. I be like, oh my god, y'all, I be in Walmart, like dodging people, because I was like, listen, like I don't be giving a fuck, but I'm like, hold on, I do give a fuck about how I look and shit.
SPEAKER_01Like, I don't want nobody seeing me looking at the shit. I love about being in South Carolina. I don't know. None of these niggas I'm walking around. I don't know.
SPEAKER_02No, so I'm like, I gotta just make sure I'm I'm on my shit at all times. Like, I can't be playing it easy, like playing it safe. Like, oh no, it's cool. Like, I mean 7-Eleven, I need a little kitten heel, you know. I might go throw a ball real quick. I mean, yeah. You know, the older now is sexy.
SPEAKER_01She's trying to show some belly.
SPEAKER_02We gotta, we really, I gotta tap into it.
SPEAKER_01So they always been doing that, but you pulling out for the that's a fact. CC always put that on when she goes out.
SPEAKER_02I'll be trying, I be trying, man.
SPEAKER_01Stop me switching up for the barbecue night. Damn, who is this? That's God, whatever y'all doing.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, all right. We better have that shit on the way you're talking right now.
SPEAKER_03You better have on that damn friend skin.
SPEAKER_01I want to hear all that. I want to see it. You talk a big game. Let me see what we're doing.
SPEAKER_00Well, sure. After the uh Christian, we're gonna have a little barbecue.
SPEAKER_01So yo, y'all hear that? They're trying to put some meat on your grill, yo.
SPEAKER_03Ali, shut up. I never heard that crime before, and that sounds so slimy from you.
SPEAKER_01I'm sick of that vegan shit. She been on. Yeah, that vegan shit. This nigga said, this silky sea shit, right?
SPEAKER_03Ryan, this nigga said, I'm sick of this vegan shit. Gays, he is calling us vegan. Like, I never that is so funny. Cause no meat. Oh my god. Lesbians, listen, he means no harm, but that shit is hilarious. I've never heard that before. I'm definitely about to say be telling people I'm definitely vegan.
SPEAKER_00Nah, why did why did keep these key says she look Ollie Ollie looks such a hater, bro? She's such a hater, bro.
SPEAKER_03What does she do? What does she do? Yo, I love how we're still incorporating her in this episode. Yo, Keith.
SPEAKER_01I really want to know what you hater.
SPEAKER_00He thought he ate what that McDonald was. Nah, you talking about that was fire, nigga. I liked it.
SPEAKER_01Nah, fuck Key. I'm tired of her shit. Yo, that yo, that is hilarious.
SPEAKER_03Yo, she is from behind the scenes. Talking about you look a mess.
SPEAKER_01Where you come from, bro? Get your ass out of here. Go relax, nigga. Go read a book.
SPEAKER_00We gotta add this to the Instagram slide when we promote this episode because that shit is so funny. Can't stand that motherfucker. You look a mess, nigga. Fuck you thought you thought you ate, nah, nigga.
SPEAKER_01My shit was fire, nigga.
SPEAKER_00You starving. My shit was fire, nigga. What else we got?
SPEAKER_03That is hilarious. I cannot. I'm like, hold on, listeners, because key is so funny, man.
SPEAKER_01How was she on here but not on here? Yeah, I know that meme was like, yeah, you know, he was like, Yeah, you know, with my leather jacket. He's like, I hear that fake, nigga.
SPEAKER_02That's one of my favorite clips, Ollie. I love what people be chronically online sometimes.
SPEAKER_03That shit ain't leather, nigga.
SPEAKER_01That shit ain't leather, nigga. It just kept it moving. Like, where that nigga come from?
SPEAKER_03Yo, that is funny, man. Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_00That shit's like the other video niggas like, yo, I'll give you twenty dollars if you can button your jacket up. Like out of your team that the dude just kept walking because he knew he couldn't do it.
SPEAKER_03Yo, that is so messed up. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_02Have y'all seen a Drewski skit? Hell yeah. Yeah, that had me crying too. That shit was hilarious. That's that's real life. That's that's real life, bro.
SPEAKER_01That was me the first time I heard the nigga from um what's that shit called? American. Um what's it called? All American. Oh, yeah, he's another one. Facts.
SPEAKER_02Listeners, I'm sure you've seen the Drewski skit, but Drewski just recently dropped a skit of portraying British actors acting as Americans, and then how they're acting behind the scenes of these roles. So yeah, I seen a lot of backlash of people saying, like, oh, they really talked down on us. I didn't know any of I didn't know this because I'm it's so sad to say, but yeah, I'm always so used to people like talking down on black Americans. Like, what the hell? But yeah, I'm like, wow, they like, oh, they always want to want our roles and want to portray us, but they talk like down on us or whatever. And Drewski always puts it out there. And the reason I love Drewski, y'all, is he is just like one of them black family members that don't give a fuck. Like he never did, like, and that's how black people are. Like, even though something could be like, oh, that's messed up, it it's it's still funny.
SPEAKER_01We cracking up, we got a dark sense of humor.
SPEAKER_02Like, yeah, it's still funny. Like, we don't give a thing to be true at once, three things, like it's okay to laugh.
SPEAKER_01Like, we don't take nothing serious.
SPEAKER_02That's all people always be talking shit. Like, it's like, if of course we're gonna put it out there, like we clearly see if something's going on like this, now they're bringing it to the light. Now everybody's saying something, so I don't know. I just be cracking up because I'm like, he's saying something about everyone.
SPEAKER_00The funny thing is, he would be the weirdo of the family. The family would think he was a weirdo, but then when he actually talks and jokes, like he would crack on niggas. So OD, he's one of those types. Like, that shit is so funny.
SPEAKER_02Yo, yeah, he's very funny to me.
SPEAKER_01I love Drewski. So all ski is hilarious, so I don't care.
SPEAKER_00I just don't want to understand why he don't come up with an actual show, like a skit show, like you know, the Dave Chappelle's show. But he has a show, all them YouTube shows. Nah, that ain't it. Because he was talking about he said he said he spent a hundred thousand on the skit. No, he said he spent a hundred thousand on um the church skit, but he didn't get nothing in return. So it's like, wow, wow, yeah. So I was like, why the hell would you just do this for social media? Why wouldn't you actually have an actual show? Because you're showing the potential. We know what you could do. You're funny as fuck.
SPEAKER_01Oh, I didn't know it was going down like that.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, that's what he said. I don't understand it. Dang, Drewski. You doing all this for some social media uh views and and comments or something like that.
SPEAKER_02But what if what if they're like not allowing him to do it because of the controversy with the other videos he's been doing?
SPEAKER_01Fuck that. You could do whatever you want. Do whatever he wants. Listen, that's the difference.
SPEAKER_02No, I'm saying, like, the the controversy, like what if he did try to do some like shows and there's networks saying that he, you know, not taking him because of the controversy behind his skits.
SPEAKER_00I'm sure there's a bunch of networks that's gonna happen because they're gonna get a lot of views about it.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, somebody they he's very talented to me.
SPEAKER_00He's very funny.
SPEAKER_01Bro, he's about to host the BET awards. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying? He's his doors is open, ain't nobody stopping his show right now. Only he could do that. He's not responding in a negative light, he's making fun of everybody equally, so let it rock. Enjoy. That's what comedy is.
SPEAKER_02For real. And they got everybody else doing the shit too.
SPEAKER_01Come on, man. Dave Chappelle said he's thinking about bringing back the Dave Chappelle show.
SPEAKER_02Dave Chappelle's show is definitely a classic.
SPEAKER_01But in this era, I don't know. They're gonna try to cancel him.
SPEAKER_00That's what I was wondering. I'm like, are you gonna really give it up in this era or it's gonna be watered down? Because if it's gonna be watered down, I don't want to. Yeah, because he's a he used to he he he walked that fine line, boy. Are we on y'all actually gonna watch the BT Awards? I don't only because you only because you might watch it.
SPEAKER_01I will because I haven't been watching it, I ain't gonna lie. Y'all not gonna watch that shit. I'm gonna I'ma watch the shit.
SPEAKER_02I'ma call you.
SPEAKER_00I'm gonna watch it. This is how y'all sounding for the verses. Fuck out of here.
SPEAKER_02But if you come by here, I ain't gonna call you.
SPEAKER_00Nigga, you ain't watched the verses.
SPEAKER_03Like this nigga trying to press us. That is the funniest shit. This shit is so funny.
SPEAKER_01Like brother, like sister.
SPEAKER_03Not at all.
SPEAKER_00Not at no damn 9.30 at night. You got me fucked up. I'm gonna bed. I'm old.
SPEAKER_01Uh fucking Rick Ross and French Montana. Yeah, think those fight.
SPEAKER_02Who had it though? Who won of y'all? Clipped it up. Who won through the clips?
SPEAKER_00From the clips, a lot of people, a lot. I saw a lot of people saying French won the battle. Yo, for real. Okay. Rick wasn't on his shit. Not the way French was.
SPEAKER_01What happened, Slick Rick?
SPEAKER_00And I saw a video of Rula. I think it was after the battle, Rick Ross was talking about Drake, and he was saying, Yo, I don't want almost, I don't want to see you fail. And I and I'm rooting for you, and I'm like, I think he was calling him Lil' One.
SPEAKER_01I don't know.
SPEAKER_00Like, get the fuck out of here. You just been to this song about him. Like, get the fuck out of here. You don't fuck with him, just stay on that side.
SPEAKER_01Don't try to fuck with him and then he's making a you didn't play Ashton Martin, you done cut off his part and shit.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that's insane. He made some of the best music leaders in Drake.
SPEAKER_00Like, all you have to do is fire. He turned against him when everybody was turned against him, and he wasn't fuck with him. And we don't know the real reason.
SPEAKER_01It was either a feature with Drake or away. Yeah. We take it over. I thought luck I'm Santa Claus.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, they're going some corny shit. I don't like that.
SPEAKER_01Bigger the bullets, the low that bitch go. Bang. Nah, bro. Come on, son.
SPEAKER_02That's whack. I'll watch it though.
SPEAKER_01You're gonna watch it on TikTok.
SPEAKER_03I'll type it in right after the episode.
SPEAKER_02Like, let me see.
SPEAKER_01Let me see what I can find.
SPEAKER_02How long was it? Like two hours? It'd be long for Auntie. I can't be doing this.
SPEAKER_03Shut up. It gotta be two better two people that are more into this. Two better artists, yes. Two women up there. I would have stayed up.
SPEAKER_02Jill Scott and Erica Badu, I had a whole setup. I was not playing. I had a whole setup. Candles lit.
SPEAKER_00Same thing with um Tank and Tyrese. Like something like that, I'm really into.
SPEAKER_02I love Tank and Tyrese.
SPEAKER_00I don't care about no French Montana.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, like I knew it was gonna be dope, but I honestly just forgot to watch it. I wasn't trying to hit on them because I do love Rick Ross.
SPEAKER_00And I I was gonna watch it too, but like I said, 9 30, that's too that's too late of a start time.
SPEAKER_019 30 is late as hell, and like you said, they they rappers, so they're not coming out till way later.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I'm cool on that. Like Nikki.
SPEAKER_01Nikki be coming out like two hours after her show. Yo, don't get on Nikki.
SPEAKER_02Hey, hey, hey, hey. Chill. Chill.
SPEAKER_01No, y'all want to redo last week? Crash out.
SPEAKER_03Please.
SPEAKER_01Crashing out on somebody different every week.
SPEAKER_02No Nikki mentions over here. No, no, no, um, Nikki slander will be tolerated.
SPEAKER_00No, because I went and that shit pissed me off. Cause I knew she was gonna be late. So we wasn't me and Key went. We was in the parking lot. I was we was smoking, drinking. She's like, yo, let's just go inside. I'm like, nah, she's not gonna be there yet. Like, let's keep turning up. And then she finally she she convinced me, so we went inside. We was waiting for mad long for this girl to fucking come out and perform. Like that shit really pissed me off. Yeah, who the fuck she thought she was? But it was a good concert, though. I had fun.
SPEAKER_01The queen, the queen.
SPEAKER_00I wouldn't call her, I'm not calling her a queen. Dang. The queen of what?
SPEAKER_01A rat.
SPEAKER_00Nah, I'm not doing that. But yeah, she she did her thing.
SPEAKER_01I hear you, brother.
SPEAKER_02Did y'all see that the guy that uh stole the hard drive and stuff from Beyonce was arrested?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, he's going to trial.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it says six years though.
SPEAKER_00He's stupid. He should have pled guilty and got up out of there.
SPEAKER_02It said police have arrest arrested a suspect connected to the theft and of the hard drives containing unreleased Beyonce music, set list, and show footage. Wow, and he ain't dropped shit. Other stolen items include clothing, airpods. What? Headphones and a MacBook.
SPEAKER_01Oh, he was stealing everything.
SPEAKER_02Oh, MacBook laptops. Okay. It was it was a couple of them. His name is Kevin Evans. He's 40 years old, accused of uh breaking into a Jeep wagoneer rented by Beyoncé's choreographer and stealing four black bags according to the arrest warrant obtained by MDC News. This happened on July 8th. If y'all uh we we talked about this before.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I remember when he broke into the car and took out all that stuff.
SPEAKER_02But yeah, um I wondered like, did they get everything back? And six years ain't a damn enough. I mean, did he do it?
SPEAKER_01Unrelease music? What the hell?
SPEAKER_03I know, like what I don't know. They said he ain't dropped shit. That's his fiance shit. He knew better. I don't know, man. You never know. Damn, what the fuck was on there? That's why I don't know why.
SPEAKER_01You got the Epstein call log on the MacBook.
SPEAKER_00That's why I don't know why he didn't plead guilty because you're not gonna win his trial.
SPEAKER_01So now you're gonna do they about to bury that nigga.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, they're about to bury you. You're gonna do way more time than what you would have done.
SPEAKER_01Nigga, Rob Beyonce. He's done. You stupid as fuck, but he's done. Yeah, he's done, nigga. Rob Beyonce.
SPEAKER_02That choreographer is probably done too. Hell yeah. She's gonna never have a job. Y'all remember?
SPEAKER_01We'll never have another big job again. Women people messed up her life. Beyonce shit, you done for.
SPEAKER_02Somebody getting fired. Nah, that's crazy.
SPEAKER_01You lost Beyonce's shit. Unreleased music of Beyonce. You know how much money that is. Somebody gotta go.
SPEAKER_00He's about to be done like the Celtics. Come on, son.
SPEAKER_01Why we got two catching strays?
SPEAKER_00We in Cancun already. Yeah, that's the problem. Y'all had all these high expectations. Yeah. Of course, we had high expectations. Jason Tatum came back. Nah, fuck these niggas, man.
SPEAKER_01Straight for a gaffe here. I don't want to hear it, man. Nah, man.
SPEAKER_00I don't want to hear it.
SPEAKER_01So y'all was gonna say that. I don't want to hear it either. We should have fucking been in the motherfucker. Man, there's no way we should have fucking lost. But like I said, we ain't lose like that, like y'all do in Philly. So fuck it.
SPEAKER_00I'm saying, I'm looking at this Philly team the way we put belt of ass. Like, how the how the hell the how the hell does Celtics lose to them like this?
SPEAKER_01Bro, because Jason Tatum couldn't really block, he couldn't do nothing with MB. Nobody could do nothing with Embiid. I ain't gonna lie, Mbi was busting our ass.
SPEAKER_00And I think I think y'all lost a game to them without Mbi. I'm pretty sure game two had no MB. So it's like even with Embiid, y'all can't fuck with us.
SPEAKER_01Man, just chill. We be healthy next year, and we'll see how that goes. All right. Yeah, sounds good, man. We'll be healthy next year, nigga.
SPEAKER_00I hope niggas enjoying their vacation right now. Niggas sipping on margaritas and all that other shit, good shit on the beach right now.
SPEAKER_01Fuck y'all. Alright, you're right. You're right. You're right. I hope JT getting that good rehabbing. I hope we get the fuck rid of this nigga Boyovich. Cause that nigga wasn't doing nothing for us. Nothing. And B was sunning him.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but we ain't gotta keep talking about it, man. What else we got on the topic list today?
SPEAKER_02Well we got y'all. Keep it hot. Keep it hot. Let's go. Found not guilty.
SPEAKER_00Of course. That shorty, yo, Shorty sounded crazy on the stand wild.
SPEAKER_02And she looked crazy too. She looked crazy too. I'm sorry. I I feel like he is sleeping with all them girls. The hairdresser look good. Oh no. The hair braider look good.
SPEAKER_00He is.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, because I'm like, she was the hairdresser. She was like, no, she she didn't say anything when she got in the car. Like, yeah, because I don't know, it's just too much going on. But I'm like, this is like clearly obvious. Like, did y'all see her on the stand? She took so long to answer like the simplest questions. Come on, can I have a minute?
SPEAKER_01She was making herself cry.
SPEAKER_02Try to make herself cry. Yo, I was just, yo, for real. Because I'm like, I don't want to sound insensitive or anything.
SPEAKER_01I'm not saying it didn't happen, but I feel like man, they always try to gain sympathy with that bullshit. Like, oh, you never believe the victim. Don't do that. That's why we don't believe certain people because y'all lying asses like y'all.
SPEAKER_02Like, where's the men in your family? Because, like, if it somebody laid a hand on me and I'm getting free, I'm going to my brothers to I can get them to whoop his motherfucking ass. Like you went out and had drinks with your friends.
SPEAKER_01Cardi ain't there, we lit. Time of her life.
SPEAKER_02Like, I'm just like, he fucking everybody at this point.
SPEAKER_01You nigga hating the chef, the hairstylist, Cardi B, her friends.
SPEAKER_02She was like, we're friends too, the hairdresser. Cause at first, y'all, I'm like, whose side is she on? I'm like, is she the other girl's friend or his? And then she was like, Oh, she his she does his hair. I was like, oh, okay. But I'm like, yeah, it just seems like she was like, I'm not about to fuck my shit up for you, bitch. Now you fucked up the whole program.
SPEAKER_00That's why I don't understand Cardi B test and Benchester. It's kind of like you left all set because he kept cheating, but then now you're with a nigga who cheat even more. Yeah, you volunteered to be part of this rotation with this NFL player. I really don't understand it. He's fucking everybody. Niggas, everybody, women, like men, women, midgets. So it's like, what are you doing? Like, you're Cardi B. This is this is the same issue I had with fucking Nicki Minaj. Like, yo, you can fuck any nigga in the world, but this is nigga you you decide to deal with. All right. I guess it is what it is. It don't make no sense.
SPEAKER_02And that's what comes with the game. I feel like you can't expect him to even be like faithful because it's like you already see what it what it is. He's not presenting that, so it's like, I don't know. I don't take Stefan Diggs seriously because he looks very childish in appearance.
SPEAKER_01Just like he looks like a little boy.
SPEAKER_02Like, yeah, just like I don't know. Like, I don't know. I just be I don't know.
SPEAKER_01He just is go home, Roger.
SPEAKER_02Just young, like, yeah, he fuck with mad bitches. Like, it's just there's like a certain type. I don't know. He just has that look. Go home, Roger.
SPEAKER_00So, yeah. I feel like there should be some type of consequence, though. It's like you can't keep coming out and having these false allegations against these men, and then nothing happens afterwards. But she was clearly lying. Like, and then this this is ruining it for the actual the real victims. Because now it's like we it's hard to believe anybody nowadays.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Well, for her, isn't she a chef? It's probably gonna mess her up a little bit. Allegedly, but it's like it's like now that you're a chef, you can working in somebody's home.
SPEAKER_01And she out here giving up the cheeks.
SPEAKER_00She sounded more like a prostitute to me.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, sounds about right.
SPEAKER_02She was burning hot dogs, all right. That's a scatter. Oh man, Steph. Okay.
SPEAKER_00Burning hot dogs is crazy. I mean, I like my hot dogs burn, but I do like my hot dogs burn. Well, regardless, like if I'm hiring a chef, like it's gonna be no hot dogs excited.
SPEAKER_03No, I still want somebody to make me a hot dog. Ain't no way it's a go bate hot dog back.
SPEAKER_01Like, it's cool, bro.
SPEAKER_03I've never turned my back on a hot dog.
SPEAKER_01Nigga, I am. I'm rich.
SPEAKER_03What?
SPEAKER_01I'm rich. Yes, nigga.
SPEAKER_00If I'm paying somebody one or two thousand a week, no way, bro.
SPEAKER_01No way.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you can set some shit up with the hot dogs too. Put me some beans on the side on top.
SPEAKER_00I can do that myself.
SPEAKER_02Y'all terrible.
SPEAKER_01What about it here? What I need you for if you cut hot dogs and shit.
SPEAKER_02I can do any of that shit myself anyway. It's for the it's probably for the labor, anyhow.
SPEAKER_01I need that shit. If you don't feel like doing make some gourmet shit.
SPEAKER_02Yo, I'm sorry. Yeah, I want some gourmet ghetto shit.
SPEAKER_00You can get freaky with you can add shrimp, you can add chicken, you can add a whole bunch of different shit with the noodles. I'm not I'm not mad at that.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I'm not letting these shits go, man.
SPEAKER_01Noodles is a I ain't letting these shits go, man.
SPEAKER_02Beans and franks, baby. Beans and franks, take it back. I'll never let it go.
SPEAKER_00Because you haven't been apart from it yet. It's one of my favorite meals. That's always been in your life.
SPEAKER_02What's the march or certainly? I always eat.
SPEAKER_00Like, are you separate from it? I love it. My siblings hate it.
SPEAKER_02Some uh well, some of them do, but I still love it. I don't care. Shoot. Shout out to my family down south because they definitely know how to do it right.
SPEAKER_00What else we got?
SPEAKER_03Enough with the beans and franks talk. What else we got, man? When comes to beans and franks, that's crazy. Beans when the conversation gets the beans and ranks.
SPEAKER_00Right. You should never talk about Franks.
SPEAKER_03Shut up.
SPEAKER_01Right now, all of a sudden she knows all is me.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, right.
SPEAKER_03Please. Y'all are so gross. Niggas just can't have a rag like now.
SPEAKER_01All of a sudden, CC knows how to make something sex show up. Hey, you the one who said you freaky C.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I'm freaky C. I am, I am, I am.
SPEAKER_01We just here for you, girl.
SPEAKER_02He said we just support the cause. That's all.
SPEAKER_00Oh, um, did anybody see um the devil with Prada 2? Or I'm the only one.
SPEAKER_02Oh man, I actually didn't get to see it, Mark.
SPEAKER_00Oh man, really good, really good. We waited. Like, I but not we, because I just watched the first one like two weeks ago, but that was a really goddamn good sequel.
SPEAKER_02Wait, you seen you seen you seen the first one already?
SPEAKER_00I seen it like two weeks ago.
SPEAKER_02Okay, and you loved it, right? See, it was lit.
SPEAKER_00I mean, it was cool, but I mean that second one was really fucking good.
SPEAKER_02Okay, I gotta see it. I didn't know.
SPEAKER_00But then we come out with that sequel 20 years later. Yeah, that shit was so good. We could we could go together.
SPEAKER_02I haven't gone yet because I was supposed to go with my sister. My sister's sick. Shout out to my sister. Say, feel better, baby. My sister was in the hospital, so I was supposed to go see it with her.
SPEAKER_00Feel better, sis. Yeah, we could go. I'm I'm free this weekend. I'll leave.
SPEAKER_01Peter, I'm free this weekend.
SPEAKER_02Mark, it is this weekend.
SPEAKER_00Well, no, this comes out on Monday, so I was talking about the follow up weekend. I also see it um Mortal Kombat 2. I didn't like that shit at all.
SPEAKER_01Um I'm about to go see that.
SPEAKER_00Mortal Kombat.
SPEAKER_02Oh my gosh, I gotta talk to my uncle.
SPEAKER_00I'm not a fan. That shit was kind of trash to me, but hey, you might have a different one.
SPEAKER_02How many years has it been since the first one?
SPEAKER_00Uh just a couple.
SPEAKER_02Oh trying to think, have I seen Mortal Kombat 1?
SPEAKER_01You probably did. It just came out a little while ago. Yeah, it hasn't been that long. So the um the CNN founder Ted Turner, he died at 87. He founded TBS, TNT, and Cartoon Network.
SPEAKER_02Oh no, I didn't know that. Rest in peace. Yo, Marcus, horrible. I couldn't be so hard.
SPEAKER_00I don't I ain't no dude, so hey man, talking, talking, talking, talking, baby.
SPEAKER_04Let's just knock it out.
SPEAKER_00He was an old white man, right?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_00He probably sold the idea from a black person.
SPEAKER_01Any nigga named Ted Turner gotta be an old white man.
SPEAKER_00He probably sold that shit for months. I don't care. Get the fuck out of here. Fuck it. Fuck it. Yeah, man. I think I think we did it. I don't yo, I'm crying. We did it, Joe. Joe Jackson can be mad at me.
SPEAKER_01Joe Jackson always mad. Ain't no way to make her ass happy. Yeah, don't talk about Joe.
SPEAKER_02My baby always happy. Don't fucking get on her nerves, Ali.
SPEAKER_01I'm always on her nerves lately.
SPEAKER_02You know how to kiss ass.
SPEAKER_01No, I'm not kissing nobody.
SPEAKER_02I'll just get it. I'm not doing it. I'm just kidding. Dang, I can't even say what I want to say because I can't say what I want to say. Damn.
SPEAKER_04Yes, you can.
SPEAKER_02But you know why you gotta respect it. I know, and that's why I have it.
SPEAKER_00You gotta respect it anyway, motherfucker. We're not gonna talk about her bipolar disorder.
SPEAKER_02You gotta respect it anyway. Oh my gosh. That's what I wanted to say again. It is mental health awareness month. And I know we briefly said it in the earlier part of the episode, but I did want to say again, God bless everybody that is uh battling mental health issues and going through something right now. I know things have gotten 10 times crazier than what they were before economically. So I could only imagine like people in their personal lives, like uh everybody that has something going on. I I work in this field and um I have problems with my own mental health. So it's it's like up in the air. Like it happened, it's everybody goes through mental health issues, whether you're sad or even happy. Like, you know, sometimes you could be feeling like you're happy too much and you're trying to uh compensate for something else, like trying to make other people happy all the time. Like I face this a lot where I'm walking into work and people like you're always so happy. In my mind, I'm like, no the fuck I'm not. Like I have to really fake it here with y'all motherfuckers. But anyway, yeah, shout out to everybody going through something because it's it's very hard. But when you could like really um open up and find somebody like that is going through something, not saying like trauma bond or anything, but when you can be around people and be like, wow, people are going through things too, and you you don't feel so bad about what you're going through. Cause I work working in the field, I think I'm going crazy on a regular basis. And then I come to work and I'm like, wow, they're going through something 10 times crazier than me, but it looks so normal to my eye. You know what I'm saying? But let's say like they're they could be like schizophrenic or something, so they're talking to somebody who's not even there. And baby, I love my client so much I get involved. I'll be like, back up, shoot, get off him.
SPEAKER_03You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_02Mind your business, that's all there's more levels to it, you know? It's all levels, it's all levels to mental health and just everybody going through something. Like, we're gonna get through this shit, baby. We got this.
SPEAKER_00That's right. Okay, that was good. I like that.
SPEAKER_01I like because you, you know, saying you can win, you can lose, but but but you live.
SPEAKER_04You live to fight another day.
SPEAKER_01You think he did a mat macaroni?
SPEAKER_00Um, anybody know Key sign off bullshit? Should be saying like Spike Lee.
SPEAKER_02Listeners, thank you so much for tuning in to another bomb ass episode with your bomb ass host right here. Key, we love you so much, baby. We got you, baby, and y'all give my girl some time. She's resting right now. Like, leave her alone, mind y'all business. But um, yeah, it's episode 212. Let me 212 with you.
SPEAKER_012112 with the players dwelling.
SPEAKER_02Save your money, do the right thing like Spike Lee.
SPEAKER_01Make it feel good like Tony Tony Tony.
SPEAKER_02Uh, bend something over the night. If y'all find anything, baby. One night stands, whatever, baby.
SPEAKER_01Oh, thank you for drinking it. I might as well do a little side. Oh, I love this CC. You know what?
SPEAKER_02No, been something over tonight. My girl not here. I'm getting wild. I love this, everybody. I'm with the guys, yeah. The strap is definitely coming out. Oh, I gotta give me a new order. Thank you for reminding me.
SPEAKER_00Um, cut orders. You gotta clean it, you gotta get it ready.
SPEAKER_02Actually, I'm single right now, so I definitely have to get a new one because I can't, you know, read you like you know. Y'all don't be using the same one. It's not attached to me, so some bitches get the same, some some other shit. Like I thought I thought if you just clean it, it's all good, baby. Like no, I don't, I don't do, I don't use the same things. I don't use the same things on the same people. I'm a woman myself.
SPEAKER_01I would boil it in some hot water. You gonna be all right, baby? No, no, throw some ammonia, some beach in that bitch.
SPEAKER_00You way better than me. I definitely used the same condom a couple times. I ain't gonna hold on.
SPEAKER_02Did y'all see that rapper with the pen and allegation? Not allegations.
SPEAKER_00You gotta turn that shit inside out. Turn it inside out, throw some water on it. Hey, that's it.
SPEAKER_01Oh my god, and we get right back to it.
SPEAKER_00I'm talking about the younger man, the younger as you can see.
SPEAKER_01My nasty ass ain't using them. I keep popping these babies out, so oh man, that's crazy. Stinko might be coming near you soon. You know what I'm saying? Now let me chill. Let me chill.
SPEAKER_03Russell Wilson Jr.
SPEAKER_00What about that rapper before we get out of here?
SPEAKER_01Which dirty rappers?
SPEAKER_02Oh, I thought I don't know his name. It was a rapper. What rapper? His girlfriend had exposed him for you know. Oh, you took my uh bullshit. Yeah, yeah. I was about to say we know this song, yeah. And she's mad young, y'all. She he was dealing with her when she was 17 and he was already mad grown.
SPEAKER_00But I'm on a fence because I don't know what to believe. Because on one hand, um, this is a tell old as time. Like every time women get out of relationships and they and they're feeling sorry, they're feeling bitter. They say either niggas. That is true. That either is no listen. He got a little me. That's all they do.
SPEAKER_01They be saying they be having videos of niggas twerking because I know somebody heard that.
SPEAKER_02I'm more on the damn age thing, but she wasn't denying the day, they wasn't the dying the age thing. People were more on the age gap allegations, like, oh, she was so young. But I'm like, yeah, and everybody around them knew. Like, honestly, he's a damn rapper, and her family knew his family knew.
SPEAKER_01Like, it's it's just another David.
SPEAKER_00On the other hand, a lot of these niggas do begin to. I think he was older than even. I don't know.
SPEAKER_02It's just a lot going on, but yeah, like it was some pegging allegations going on. I don't know, but damn.
SPEAKER_01Ah, bro, not your boy manhood, man. Yeah, pack it up, man. Pack it up with that. Yeah, man. Once you let anybody start doing anything back there, you're done for fairy allegations forever.
SPEAKER_02Like, do it for the ladies.
SPEAKER_01No, all right. If you unless you're down with the other side, don't don't let nobody do nothing, period. Don't you think that's the same thing?
SPEAKER_02No, I'm saying I'm saying, fellas, do things for the ladies.
SPEAKER_01Like, oh, yes, yeah, like I'm saying that is fine, fellas. You can eat her ass to if you're not, you know. You do whatever you want to her. Don't let her do it to you. Do not let her do it to you. There's no reciprocation when it comes to that. If you are a man and you like any kind of butthole pleasures, I'm sorry to say, you might be able to do it.
SPEAKER_02You know what type of shit you want. If you like some butt. Nah, I don't know. I don't know. You fairy, bro.
SPEAKER_01You fairy who bend over and arch and tell a bitch to penetrate them. It's a fairy.
SPEAKER_03They like what they like. I don't know.
SPEAKER_00I think it laid back with his legs up. I think as though it was too, I feel like uh niggas who get pegged, that shit is wild. That's come on, bro. Niggas who like getting their ass ate. I'm not I'm not doing that, but I'm not mad at other niggas who do that. I'm not calling with gay.
SPEAKER_01I think I think so many niggas get it done, you'll be so surprised. Right, that's what I'm saying. So I'm not here. I'm not gonna call it. I think I think the Gucci is is is the furthest that a man can get licked without it being gay. If you lay back and spread your legs to get your ass cheeks ate, you a fairy. If you arch and bend over and look back at it for her and spread your cheeks for her to eat it, you a fairy. There's no way you're in those from those those positions and shit, not sus, boy.
SPEAKER_02I don't know. I don't know.
SPEAKER_00Ain't no way sus and gay are two different things, though.
SPEAKER_02You could be sus without being gay, like you might never had a guy a guy do it right before it's only a girl do it to him.
SPEAKER_01If he prefer things in his ass, he's gay, no? I had this conversation with my co-workers before we not establish that. I don't think so. I don't think they're gay if they just so if he'd be like, yo, babe, you know, I just want you to to lube up and put it in there.
SPEAKER_02We call it gay as jokes, like we call it gay as jokes, but I'm just saying, like, if a guy likes to get pegged, right? And he never had sex with a guy, don't and not attracted to men or whatever. I don't know if he's gay. Again, pegged as hell, he's gay as hell.
SPEAKER_00It's getting penetrated. No, yeah, they ain't gay. No, that's completely different. Sometimes, sometimes they do it by accident. Like we just said, like, they get to the gooch and the gooch by accident. The gooch and the ashes, right there.
SPEAKER_01No, I'm not talking about an ass accident.
SPEAKER_02I'm talking about eight the fuck out.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, no, ain't no about an accident. So that's gonna dig in. But that's not technically gay to y'all, because to me, I mean no, to me no to me it is, whatever if somebody got a distraction.
SPEAKER_02To me, if they want to do stuff, whatever with their partner, butthole pound town with their partner.
SPEAKER_01If you are a man, you like any kind of butthole pleasures to me. You got some fairy in your tank. That's all that's all.
SPEAKER_00We're just gonna have to agree to disagree. That's what I'm saying. I got all this meat. What do I need with their partner? I got all this meat. I don't need you to touch that. Here you go, trying to go, he's trying to recruit again.
SPEAKER_02If they're mutually freaky, I don't see how already I ain't gotta recruit.
SPEAKER_00Somebody was somebody was talking about my comments from last pile. Like, yo, how you just um out him for cheating? I said, I don't know what the fuck he does in real life. I one, I would just party, and two, he could have took that opportunity to say, yo, I don't cheat, but he didn't he didn't do that on every episode.
SPEAKER_01Mark trying to throw me under the bus every episode. Looking guilty. I'm just the same way, I'm not sitting here and begging Keith to let us paw is the same way. I go be out here and say, I'm not cheating, I'm not I'm not doing that.
SPEAKER_02Hey, the listeners don't know about that begging part of pod shit, they don't know about that part of Joe.
SPEAKER_01I'm just saying they don't know about that part of the joke. All I'm saying the scenes is all I'm saying is Mark, you said approved not in the nobody, you know what I'm saying? That's it. That's it. You could think yo, she was go hold on.
SPEAKER_02That's how I be crying now.
SPEAKER_01Nah, I'm mad. I really, she really just said you look a mess. Like, that's yo, that's like the black people equivalent of for real toe up from the flow up. Fuck you, Key.
SPEAKER_00Like, yeah, yeah, she's been trying to get him out the pain for a while now.
SPEAKER_01Yo, she really been on my oh on God, bro. And y'all know ever since it's been on go for me.
SPEAKER_02You've been on your ass, Ali.
SPEAKER_01Ever since, bro.
SPEAKER_00I got her back too, Ali. I'm sorry to say, Ali. You know, I'm gonna be back.
SPEAKER_03I'm sorry to say, Ali, but I got her back too, baby.
SPEAKER_01I know y'all three of y'all niggas. Straight like that.
SPEAKER_03But I am sorry to say if she ain't fine with you, baby.
SPEAKER_01Sorry to say fuck all three of y'all niggas. I always stand 10 toes by myself. Fuck y'all niggas straight like that. Yo, this is gang gang with the gang gang, nigga.
SPEAKER_02He just said fuck us with uh this all our shit.
SPEAKER_01Yep, all our shit, baby. Talking about some Ali, you could go fuck you, yo.
SPEAKER_03And then she said, You look a mess.
SPEAKER_01No LOS always starting it. This nigga Mark always started it, and I always give you the one who get in trouble. No, I got nothing to do with this. I ain't starting to do it. You started it. No, you don't have to hit us up and say shit.
SPEAKER_00You could have just said yo C I that stupid ass outfit at the Met Gala, nigga.
SPEAKER_01Yo, that you gonna stop hating on my lion trench. The slides, man.
SPEAKER_00That nigga look crazy.
SPEAKER_03I hyped him up. I was like the cape eight.
SPEAKER_01That shit ain't fire, nigga. Fuck y'all.
SPEAKER_00This looks like Black Panther three. No, nigga, we ain't doing this.
SPEAKER_03Oh man, that shit is funny, man.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, no, I hate you because I look like that nigga who said you bullheaded demon.
SPEAKER_00Yo, Mark, fuck all y'all like the beginning of the next coming to America. Nah, nigga.
SPEAKER_01Yo, shut up. Yeah, bro. That's why you can't do shit with niggas. I can't stand y'all.
SPEAKER_03The beginning to the next coming to America is wild.
SPEAKER_01I told y'all I look like Prince Joffy Joey. I said that shit. I said it.
SPEAKER_02The boys in love.
SPEAKER_01Yo, to be loved, to be love. Oh, shut the fuck up. Yo, yo, my New Yorkers like that nigga said, Yes, yes.
SPEAKER_02Fuck you too.
SPEAKER_00When you first got there. Yes, forget it.
SPEAKER_02That movie. I love timeless movies like that. I could go back to coming to America, I could watch it over and over and over again and be tuned in. That shit is so funny for years.
SPEAKER_01For years, yo. That shit is so funny. She said, Why are y'all all looking at him like that? He's not the prince. The nigga look at her like, bitch, shut up. Please don't say nothing. Please shut the fuck up. The sister looked good too.
SPEAKER_02Freaky ass. She was shisty.
SPEAKER_01She was a whore. She was trying to take all her sister niggas.
SPEAKER_02Yes.
SPEAKER_00McDonald's. That's we mentioned New York. Shout out to the New York Liberty. They got that dub uh the other day, uh, season opener. I didn't watch it because why the fuck would they schedule uh a New York Liberty game when the Knicks are playing in the playoffs? I have no idea. Don't make no sense, bro. But I heard Sabrina went crazy.
SPEAKER_02Oh, they did my girls crazy.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, now this was a good start to the W NBA. Yeah, but I'll get to it eventually. Did you see uh Paige Beckers and Clayton and Caitlin Clark going at it?
SPEAKER_00No, I didn't see that yet. I didn't see that.
SPEAKER_01It was a good game.
SPEAKER_02What was the score?
SPEAKER_00Oh shit. It's a over 100 for each. That's all I know. I know the Liberty, they won 106 to 75. They they gotta they blew their ass out.
SPEAKER_01But I know that uh it was like the first time season opener that the it was two teams that scored over 100 points in the WNBA. I know that shit. That's fire. Yeah, they was they was battling. I need a page becker's jersey. I ain't gonna hold you.
SPEAKER_02Shout out to all of New York. Like, we doing our thing right now.
SPEAKER_01Doing y'all big one. Y'all niggas about to get the haunter, so just take it easy.
SPEAKER_03Yo, shut up. Don't put that shit on us. We boomerang that shit back to fucking South Carolina.
SPEAKER_00I'm telling you, listen to how you keep saying y'all niggas, like you don't associate with New Yorkers no more. I don't live out there.
SPEAKER_04No, right? That's it.
SPEAKER_00Y'all niggas are a southerner.
SPEAKER_01New York till I die, bro. New York till I die. New York till I die. I'm just not gonna be in the parade, so I'm not gonna catch the hunter. So that's why I say y'all niggas.
SPEAKER_00You catch everything, but all right, man. We gotta get out of here. Hey yo, chill, nigga. I don't catch shit. I ain't never catch that.
SPEAKER_03Yo, bro, really trying to go straight, bro. Oh my god. These niggas say you catch anything, but anyway, we better get up out of here.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, we did it, man. This has been a great episode 212. We already did the sign out, man. 212. We love y'all, baby. Gang gang. Do the right thing like Spikely.
SPEAKER_02I said what's the episode, y'all, so we could upload it.
SPEAKER_00I mean, something that he does after. Right. Yeah, you ain't have to mention that right now. Like I said, I just wanted to put that in the right. Right in the chat. Could have texted nigga that shit.
SPEAKER_02Sorry.
SPEAKER_00Right, yeah. So once again, once again, I said what the fuck I said. We out of here.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I said what the fuck I said too. Peace out.