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Host Keyy G returns after a week away, and the energy is immediately turned all the way up! The crew kicks things off catching up and diving into Marc G’s recent workplace disagreement that had The Media Slayers fully triggered. Was he justified, or did things go left?
From there, the cast gets into the hilarious and headline-making Kevin Hart roast on Netflix before giving their unfiltered review of Drake’s three new albums: Habibti, Iceman, and Maid of Honour - hits, misses, and everything in between.
Plus, major life updates as Marc G officially becomes a Godfather for the second time, celebration is in the air after the NY Knicks sweep the Philadelphia 76ers, and of course, plenty of unexpected laughs, hot takes, and side conversations along the way.
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SPEAKER_07Thank you, thank you, thank you. You're far too kind.
SPEAKER_05We back, baby. We are back. Margie.
SPEAKER_02What's good? What's good? That's Deacon Mark. Yeah. Address me properly.
SPEAKER_04What's going on, y'all?
SPEAKER_05How y'all feeling?
SPEAKER_01Feeling good. How you feeling? You enjoyed that piece of time. I'm glad to be here.
SPEAKER_05It's never enough rest for me.
SPEAKER_01I hear that one.
SPEAKER_05Um, I think you guys did a terrible job, by the way. But um, you know.
SPEAKER_01You always feel like that.
SPEAKER_05Cece stepped, stepped it up, you know. Cece was was, you know, she was talking a lot, you know. She kind of took the A-mic role, which I'm proud of.
SPEAKER_01I'm pretty sure I thought Mark was the A-mic, too.
SPEAKER_05Cece was talking a lot. Cece was bringing up a lot of topics and stuff.
SPEAKER_07Um wait, you didn't like it though for real?
SPEAKER_05I mean, it was cool. No, all seriousness, all seriousness, I think that um, I think you guys did a good job. It's just that, like, I don't know, have you guys listened to it? I listened to it. So I think that, like I told, I told you guys, when I listen to the pod, I want to be entertained, I want to laugh, and I feel like every time it started to get funny, somebody serious it out. You get what I'm saying? Like it just kept getting serious.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, a little off balance.
SPEAKER_05I I want to say it's off balance. Like it was a like every time the jokes would come in, it would get serious. And I was like, oh, okay. Um but I did, I did like um, I did like when you guys were um joking on Ali. That was that was funny. I love that part.
SPEAKER_01You always love that part. That's not like you're gonna you're gonna see me a lot. Keep acting like this.
SPEAKER_05But Mark, I I know that Mark, uh like I said, you guys don't listen to the Belgrave brothers. If you listen to the Belgrave brothers, you would see the difference in what Mark records here and what he records there. So Mark, you can just tell he's a lot more happy to be on the Belgrave Brothers. He's more comfortable, he's more lively, he's just happy making jokes. And I understand Mark just took one for the team last week, you know what I'm saying? Uh, he rather just not be. I'm I'm I don't care, I'm telling it all. Mark just rather not record if I'm not here. I don't care, I'll say it. But you know, he did good, but I just like I said, you I wouldn't hear that Belgrade brothers energy that Mark has when he's over there if I'm not here. You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_02I was trying to take the week off.
SPEAKER_04I know, I said I was I know you were.
SPEAKER_02He said that from the junk. For real. I was so bad we had to record. I'm like, all right, bad, it is what it is.
SPEAKER_05But not for nothing. Just not I'm like I said, I'm just being honest. Mark is the most responsible one because usually Mark watches and listens to everything that we have to discuss. So without Mark and me being there, it it wouldn't even well, obviously you can't record with just YouTube, but regardless, Mark has to be there if I'm not there because he's gonna be the person that reviewed every one of the topics that we have to talk about.
SPEAKER_01He ain't reviewed a topic he asked us about. Oh, that that was funny, man. Never sit there and like he he tried to get me and CC to fall for the overall. He said, Did y'all watch it?
SPEAKER_07And he said it that's true. Then we started talking about a little. I'm like, wait, did you watch it?
SPEAKER_01No. I was crying.
SPEAKER_05I'm like, yo, he got us good with that one, but like that's an exception for Mark because, like I said, nine times out of ten, Mark is gonna watch and listen to everything that we gotta discuss. You know what I'm saying? So that's what you know. I don't I don't hold to for that, but Mark. Most people, a lot of people didn't watch that versus actually, to be honest with you. Like I didn't see the verses, a lot of people didn't, so it's just like it's whatever. And the people that did watch it, they didn't really give the greatest feedback about it. They, you know, they didn't feel the greatest, so it's just like whatever, it wasn't that big of a deal. But anyways, how was y'all's week? How was everything?
SPEAKER_07Yo, the week was insane for me, man. Just I didn't June gotta come fast. Like, I know like I'm I'm I'm out of May. I'm in June right now. It's been a crazy week. The week's been too raggedy. Call another month in. Like, come on, tag them in right now. So that's how it's been going.
SPEAKER_05What about it? I feel the same exact like my week was really crazy. My my week last week was really crazy, and then this week was crazy too. So it's like I don't I need a reset, but I think you're right, Cece. I think once June gets here, once June gets here, um, I'm going on leave from work. So I'm definitely gonna be uh feeling a lot better because they they've been stressing me out. But speaking of work, Mark said he has something about work that he wanted to discuss. So you want to.
SPEAKER_02It's just a quick story. It didn't happen at work. My uh my co-worker sometimes you know we hang out out of work. Um, we'd be having play dates for my nephew and her son is the same age or like a year apart. She's a she's she's white, by the way. She was um, she sent me a voice note, like she was venting about her baby father who's black. And in a voice note, she said, Yeah, this stupid Negro. She said Negro, yes, the stupid Negro. Oh, she thought y'all was too cool. That's what I'm that's that I'm like, yo, who do you think I am for you to be saying that to me all comfortably like that? That surprised the heck out of me.
SPEAKER_01She thought y'all was too cool.
SPEAKER_07Wait, and she tried to dress it up by saying the worst Negro, like Negro is crazy.
SPEAKER_04Like, you thought what did you say?
SPEAKER_02Well, did you respond? I was drunk, so I'm like, I said, you know what? I'm gonna wait till the next morning when I'm sober to mention it.
SPEAKER_07Did she think that was the proper way to like the next day?
SPEAKER_02She tried to flip it on me. She's like, oh, this is coming from a guy who wears a shirt that says steal money from white people.
SPEAKER_01Oh, okay, okay. Uh-oh, uh oh.
SPEAKER_02So I'm like, all right, so I'm like, I see how you're trying to make the comparison, but it's not the same thing. Like, that shirt is a clear joke. You was mad and really in your feelings, and that's when you had the nerve to say Rachel Slur. Like, that's how you really feel.
SPEAKER_01So it's like that means that's how they she she's looking at you. That's how she's looking at your nephew.
SPEAKER_05That's how no, because it it sounds like that was her way of justifying her racism. Like, you raise it.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, like no, because the shirt steal money from white people is still not racist. It's telling you to steal money from white people.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, who stole everything else from us?
SPEAKER_07Still money from I'm not gonna say anything like that.
SPEAKER_01Right, right.
SPEAKER_07It wasn't a racial thing, yeah. Like it's just saying still money, like, no.
SPEAKER_02That's crazy.
SPEAKER_05Wait, hold on. Has she ever mentioned that shirt to you before that conversation, or it's just been sitting in the back of her mind?
SPEAKER_02So when she said that, I'm like, yo, did that shirt of did that shirt offend you? She said, Yeah, and I said it, you know, at the time. I don't recall her saying anything about the shirt.
SPEAKER_01First of all, I love the shirt and I actually want to see but so then why did you continue to act like there was no issue if it truly bothered you so much? And then you're gonna sit here and say to me, a black man that Negro, what I'm still confused of how the two correlates, right?
SPEAKER_07Um, I know this is crazy. I think I know what shirt Mark is talking about. We went to one of his family functions. Key, if I'm wrong, please correct me. Is it black with white words?
SPEAKER_08Yes, yes, it is.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, okay. I have a picture. The memory came up on Snapchat. It was your aunt star's sorority type of party we went to, and I took a picture of it. That's hilarious. Yeah, that's what I fucked up the other day.
SPEAKER_05I know the shirt that he's talking about exactly. And I remember Cece saying how much she loved the shirt. That's what I'm saying. Like, I find it crazy that you uh and you probably wore that shirt a while ago. So for her to mention it right now when you're address like when you're addressing her about using a racial slur, it's like, well, you have this shirt, like okay, so you've been thinking about that for a while, you've been sitting on it, it bothers you since last summer. That's when I wore it's been since last summer.
SPEAKER_02So crazy that's even almost a year ago.
SPEAKER_07Like that's even crazier. What if in your mind makes you think that my shirt gives you the right to say nigga all of a sudden to me?
SPEAKER_01My thing is you didn't even say or acknowledge that you just said the negro to me, and I told you how that made me feel. You said, Well, this is coming from somebody who wore blah zebla. Are you serious right now, Susan? Okay, I don't know, man. That that that's more than enough to rub me the wrong way. That's how she truly feels.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, because it's like you're not acknowledging that you're wrong about it. You're you're justifying you're trying to justify by saying we both say racial things. That's what she's saying. Like, does she even like does she see where she was wrong and what you say?
SPEAKER_01I'm not sure what you're not saying to me is even worse.
SPEAKER_05Oh, zero accountability. She feels she feels that she can say justified racial slurs because she has a black baby father.
SPEAKER_07Girl, I was gonna get to that too, and I'm like, I wonder if she be calling him that she must be saying it on a regular only imagine what she'd be calling him behind closed doors.
SPEAKER_01Nah, bro. Nah, that's insane. That's insane.
SPEAKER_05So, what are you guys not friends anymore?
SPEAKER_02Oh, yeah, no, that's a dub. Like, we wasn't, I wouldn't call her a lot. Yeah, there's no way, there's no way. There's no way more of an associate, but yeah, that's a dub.
SPEAKER_04Like no more play dates?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, no, that's no way. What do you what do you really think about me and my nephew? What do you think about us? What are you saying? What is this little boy or or the little girl, whoever y'all have these play dates with, what are you teaching her? What is she gonna start developing? Because you know, kids are innocent, unfortunately. They learn these behaviors. So what what what do you how do you really feel? I always notice and I always look for things like that when people of other races get upset, and then they be like, oh, that black bitch or that nick, oh, oh that is whoa, where where did where did that come from? Because before all that, everything was cool, but as soon as you got upset, you started bringing color into it.
SPEAKER_05Okay, but I also know that people like that, what's gonna happen? Like, you don't know what she's saying to her son behind closed door, especially like he's younger, but once he becomes like a teenager, exactly what I'm saying, he starts feeling himself and you could be saying you just like your father, uh, black ass. Or that's on the black side, or that's from the negroes, or all of that. Like, it I feel like it's more than just the people that she's around, it's her son that has to be affected by that, and that's and the fact that she has such an issue with the baby father, it just clarifies to me that what do you what do you feel about your own son? Because the people who aren't racist, you know what I'm saying, they're very they're totally against that, you know what I'm saying? Like the people who have black children or whatever, like they're totally against using uh those type of words or making it because it's like I have a black son, even though I'm not black, I have a black son. I would never want anyone to refer to him that way, you know. But like she's sitting there, like, I'm gonna say it because I feel this way about him, I feel this way about y'all, and y'all can't say nothing to me because I have a child by one. Like, no, it doesn't, it doesn't work like that.
SPEAKER_01It's just really specific, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's uh it's not it's not like she said the G G A. It's not like she said the G G E R. She said knee grow. Like, like this is 200 years.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, like great grandma. That's like somebody saying like the colored, the blacks, yeah. The black colored girl. She probably said negro thinking that it would that was a proper way of saying like nigga, like like, oh, it's okay. No, it's never okay for you to say. Generational hate.
SPEAKER_01That's generational hate. I would have told you. You can tell when it's stupidity, and you can tell when it's generational hate. Negro, that was deep-spirited.
SPEAKER_05You know, I even told you guys, it's funny because we had this conversation a while back on here, and we were discussing how do you guys feel about um saying, like, saying the n-word to your children or allowing your children to say the n-word. You know, we all grew up in different households, so it may have been it was okay for CC. I remember that, like CC and Ali, I think it's okay for, you know, with your parents and stuff like that. But like in my household, it was never okay. So I wonder, like, I just wonder what what things are allowed, like, what are they saying? What what is she what is he allowed to say? What is she, you know what I'm saying? Like, that's why I just keep thinking, like, what is the dialect in the household when you when you say stuff like that? You know, because if I have a problem with me having a problem with black people saying it to their children or allowing their children to say it to it, you can obviously imagine that I would never want a white person saying it to their black child or vice versa. So, yeah, if I have a problem with that, I damn sure have a problem with you saying it. Like, hell no. No, mm-mm, no, Karen. No way, no way. And that's the thing about people who are low-key racist. Um, having a having sex with a black person and you're white does not mean you're not racist. It just means you're horny as hell. It does not take away from the racism. And then once you get mad, does your true colors come out? And it happens every single time. I've always I've seen it so many times. It's gonna come out regardless. Once you get mad or even comfortable, because these people, they ooh, even though even the white people that try to align themselves with black people, like she's doing, they they they make those jokes, you know what I'm saying? Like they make jokes and stuff, trying to uh because you know, like, oh like it's always something that you're like it'll make you double double they try to clean it up like my baby daddy black.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that'll mean nothing, don't give you no pass. No, it never means nothing. You're not you are not black by intimidation. I do not care. You're not black by penetration.
SPEAKER_07I do not care. You're not. Yeah, I don't play with stuff like that.
SPEAKER_01Just by having a black son, don't give you a pass.
SPEAKER_05And depending on how he looked, she might not even let him even like claim.
SPEAKER_01Act like he's black, like you're not, you you, you're not like them. You are my man, like, come on, son.
SPEAKER_02I'm glad I waited till I was sober to have the conversation because I would have really volleyed what I was. Oh, I know you would have. I know you would have.
SPEAKER_01I know you would have Susan and he would have got her. Oh man, no, and that's unfortunate.
SPEAKER_05Susan that's unfortunate because I know that um Jojo enjoys because he he calls him his friend, so right, he enjoys playing with the boy and stuff like that, and it's like you don't even realize up, man. She doesn't realize what she's doing, and then you're also you're like you're making it harder for him because you don't know what you're like. I said I don't know how the kid looks. Um, but white people can't, you know, us as black people, we come in different shades, sizes, looks, you know what I'm saying? So we can look like anything, but white people know when you got black in you.
SPEAKER_01They can just tell when you're of course, they treat them completely different, and then now you're gonna so have your kid thinking, like, yo, why did we stop hanging out with so and so? Why can't we do this? What's that? And then what you gonna say? You gonna lie or you gonna tell the truth? You most likely gonna lie to make yourself look like you're the victim. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's just it's just a terrible case of history repeating itself, and it's just constantly happening because that you you see it, man. You see it, and like you said, those certain undertones, those little jokes that go a little too far, those slight jabs, and a little awkward laugh. I ain't awkward laughing with you about nothing. Don't take it there, because we're not we not finna do that.
SPEAKER_05It like I said, he she you don't know, and I hate I hate to say this, I really hate to say this. You don't know what your son is gonna have to go through when he gets older. You know what I'm saying? Like, I it it happens at a young age too. Like, you would think you wouldn't have to have these issues in 2026, but unfortunately, we're still here.
SPEAKER_04Kids are ruthless.
SPEAKER_05If people, kids are ruthless, adults are ruthless, uh, there's still racist teachers that are that single black kids out and stuff like that. You have no idea. Racist cops. Yes, you have no idea what your child is gonna have to endure. And instead of you spreading love into him and and pouring into him and his friends and whoever, you're like a part of the problem. And I'm glad it came out because it's what happens in the dark comes a light, you know what I'm saying? So she thought, I'm gonna get this off with Mark because we're cool. And instead of her, and I would know it's nothing wrong with it. She would say, you know what, my bad should have said that I was in the public, I was that's it, that's all she had to say.
SPEAKER_02I know.
SPEAKER_07No, no, well, you said this like you felt you that you she took your shirt personal, yeah.
SPEAKER_01So you felt all felt some type of way all this time. So you you felt in your heart and soul, you could say to me that Negro, uh da da. Wait, what? I know Mark, I know Mark probably wiped his eyes like three times when he read it the first time. Like, wait, dog, I'm drunk, I'm drunk for sure.
SPEAKER_02Screen recorded it, and I kept going back in the park. I'm like, Did she really just say that?
SPEAKER_01Like, there's no way Eila, yeah, I'm drunk for sure. Let me let me sow up and read it one more time in the morning. Maybe I'm bugging.
SPEAKER_02She's talking about I said one thing privately to you, and you advertise yours in a public space. That's the difference.
SPEAKER_01Oh you so privately, that's how you feel about us.
SPEAKER_05Yes, that's what I'm saying. She's she's a secret racist, she's an undercover racist. I've had this conversation before. There's so many of those, and they like to say it I I said this before, and I don't, I don't, I know Mark doesn't like when I say it. My great-grandfather was an outright racist, white man, blue eyes, blonde haired, racist, but he had five black children. Oh, but he so he liked the cheeks, but he hate the baby and made it known to his children how much he did not like black people, and they were like that.
SPEAKER_01It'd be like that.
SPEAKER_05So just because you it just because you, you know, it doesn't change your racing. You just be y'all can't control your horny ass cells. That's all it is. Like, it's a thing, and it's just weird.
SPEAKER_01That's insane, that's scary, that's weird, that's creepy, that's diabolical.
SPEAKER_05I I'm just I I'm just so triggered because I feel bad for her son. Because I I just don't trust these people with their kids behind closed doors. You know, a lot of parents, whether it's racism involved or not, these it could be a single mom, a single dad, whoever. They take their frustration out on the opposing parent, on the children.
SPEAKER_01All the time.
SPEAKER_05And when now it's racist involved, like you don't know what she's what how this, and I and I hate that it's going this far because she could probably be the uh the greatest mom in the world to him. You know what I'm saying? Like, who knows? But unfortunately, now you're labeled that. I'm looking at you like you might that you know there might be.
SPEAKER_01Some people, some people hate their kid just because it look like the parent, the other partner. Like, yes, that's insane. Yeah, yeah, a fact.
SPEAKER_05Like it you could be two black parents, you know what I'm saying? But I now my son looks exactly like his daddy, I can't stand his daddy, and now I every time I look at my son, I just remind I just get reminded of him, and I don't want to look at him sometimes, you know what I'm saying? Like, or I take my anger out on him the way I would my baby father because I I don't like my baby father. So it doesn't have to be a racing, but now that it is a racing, clearly, and you are raising him, and it's just oh my gosh. Wow.
SPEAKER_01It's just too many, it's just too many negatives which ways it could go.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Are you truly speaking life into your son? Or are you trying to tell your son that he thought it was superior to race? His other side is the Negroes.
SPEAKER_05She should what she should do, what she should have been doing, she's been spending time with Mark and Jojo and things like that. And that's another reason why I don't believe in um children going to anybody else's house for play dates unless I'm there or the parent. You know what I'm saying? Like, I just be thinking like, imagine, even though I know Mark would never allow that, imagine if Mark would have left this girl with Josiah and she would have got mad. I start thinking like that. You little Negro child. Yeah, that's crazy. It's like, uh bitch, I will really like, I will be doing time for you. You know what I'm saying? Like, and sometimes kids don't know, like they know, they don't understand certain things. So, and they might tell it to you a way where they're missing things that you don't know. You know what I'm saying? Because they don't, a lot of things they just don't. Yeah, they're innocent, so you might even, oh my God. Anyway, but she should have been taking the time to get to know because clearly you and your baby father are at odds, so you're probably at odds with the family. You Have been getting it taking the time to know our culture, to know who we are, to try to um be a better parent for your black son. And you know what I'm saying? Just see the things you skipped the very first part, which is racism and racial, racial slurs and shit like that. That means you're not even taking the time to even get to know what he'll he might have to endure and what he might have to go through and shit like that. You should have been figuring out, yo, how could I make some good food for my son that you know he might like because he's not gonna like my fucking cast, my green bean casseroles and shit like that. Like maybe I want to make him something like that.
SPEAKER_01You mean he don't want the potato salad with the raisins?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, like come on. That's what that's what a responsible woman would do. I see, I see the same thing about um any type is an interracial couple, right? You could be uh you could be white and Asian or you could be black and whatever. I feel like when you go above above and beyond to figure out the other culture and their foods and introduce that to your children, that's the right way of doing it. But when you try to act like that other culture doesn't exist, you're already creating uh uh an environment that's completely wrong for your child, and you just did it the wrong way.
SPEAKER_04Yep.
SPEAKER_05Oh my gosh, that woke me up, Mark. You needed to do that. I'm up now.
SPEAKER_07It's time freaking Jojo see them. Hey honkies, like nobody saying nothing derogative.
SPEAKER_01It's my favorite crackers.
SPEAKER_07Hey, Snowbunny, like start getting real dumb on their ass when y'all see them again.
SPEAKER_02He has never seen them again in his life. That's that's a wrap for that.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, no, that was that was tough.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, that that's and then from no accountability, like you know that's wrong.
SPEAKER_01Like, come on, there's I just can't believe that shit sis literally pulled something out from a year ago from the holster, like that was about to really hit. She really tried to quick draw that shit. I was a somebody who wears a shirt that says take white people's money. Nigga, do you know what y'all have taken from black people to this day? All we uh all we said was your money. We didn't say take your your your namesake, we didn't say change your name, we didn't say break up your families, rape your children, spread them around. We didn't say eat your people, we didn't say do all that wild shit. All we said was take your money. That's it. You got the nerve to get mad at that.
SPEAKER_07Try to not deny thinking shit smooth and comfortable.
SPEAKER_01The audacity is real. That's that's yo, she thought you were one of those, Mark. Oh bro, for real. Yo, and this is why I also feel like as being part of a interracial parent, you have to have these talks with your child. They need to be able to read a room, they need to be able, because unfortunately, we're still in a society that's passing down hate, that's still not far from removed from hating us and eating us. And when they realize that, oh wait, this for this one, oh you, oh, you both, you, you black, you're Hispanic, oh you're wait, you're black and you're white. Oh wait, you're you're this and you're that. Okay, yeah, the kids might be cool with you, but now look how the parents are looking at you. Look how the grandparents are looking at you. You're in a relationship interracially, you gotta have these talks, you gotta know what's up because you go to their house, and now all of a sudden, you in a house where they hate Negroes. That's what they call behind your back. You sitting in there, you thinking you good, you calm, you comfortable, but no, they all sitting in there like, how the hell do we got one of you amongst us? How the hell is this going on? We're gonna fucking talk to Todd because I cannot believe this. And then when you go leave and thinking shit is cool, that's what they're talking about.
SPEAKER_05Okay, so I see, I see Mark sent the picture of the boy to the group chat. Um he very much 100% looks like a white boy. He doesn't um possibly could pass for uh Hispanic.
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah, because he he could definitely uh yeah.
SPEAKER_05The nose might, the nose might, you know what I'm saying? But other than that, he looks like a little white boy.
SPEAKER_01The ears, the ears, he got black people's ears.
SPEAKER_05But I I think what he's gonna do.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that most of the features you're right. He he gonna pass for a white boy. Yeah, white boy or or or Lil Rico.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, he's definitely gonna shoot. So that's definitely her reason of thinking he don't have have to ever worry about stuff like that because he looks like one of us. And oh man, that's tough.
SPEAKER_01My thing is I'm automatically just assuming that that's what you call all of us. You think me, you think my nephew, you think all of us are Negroes. That's regardless. That's it. I'm gonna say no coming from the thing. I think the same thing. There's no thing. Once you hit me with that racist vibe, you hit me with some you think you I hear something that it's any kind of a phrase of a slur, or or you think we beneath you, or you're superior, or white domination, or any of that shit is a red flag right there. Automatically, that's it. Science heal delivery. I'm looking at you. You got red amor in your i I can't trust you. I gotta be careful everywhere which way I move around people like that. Because you don't care about nothing about us, bro. You can once you quote Negro, you don't look at us as people. When you say Negro and shit like that, to me, you you you got that mindset of a slave master. You don't look at us as people, you look at us as some.
SPEAKER_05And let me tell you something, Shorty. Do what you don't know nothing about negroes until you've seen a negro ass whooping. They're out there. Trust me. Like that. Trust me. You think that you said you got hit with some negro dick, you know some shit. You ain't never got your ass beat by a negro. I'll tell you that much. Because you wouldn't have been off. Everything goes all out. Fuck is you talking about? Don't ever get all right. I got actually half something that I want to say, but let me introduce us real quick. Um, because we've been going on for like a half hour. So let me introduce us real quick and then we'll continue the conversation. Um listeners, thank you for turning to another episode of the Media Slayers Podcast. It's episode 213.
SPEAKER_04Yay, yay!
SPEAKER_05It's also the Drake weekend. It's still Drake, Drake weekend, Drake week, all of that. Drake return of the Drake. Um, I'm your host, Kiji. So happy to be here. I'm joined by my lovely co-host. I have my sister by another mistake CC the voice in a spot. Don't make it hot.
SPEAKER_07Hey, what's up, baby? 213. It's all about Drizzy, baby. Y'all already know.
SPEAKER_05Okay, okay, okay. Uh, also have Mr. Unlimited PTO himself. Ali is here.
SPEAKER_01You're gang gang with the gang gang. We here, don't matter if he's hating on me, I'm still here, baby.
SPEAKER_05And then, of course, we have Mr. HR himself. Mark G is in the building.
SPEAKER_02Yes, sir. So, what the fuck I said. I'm Mark Bishop Mark. I'm surprised you like to get the cursors off within the first 10 minutes, by the way.
SPEAKER_05Uh, you know, I made it up in my mind that if the more I say something, the more they're gonna do it. So I just gotta not, you just gotta just let them do it, and then maybe they'll stop doing it.
SPEAKER_01Nah, I caught on, I caught on because it was it was both of them, but I it was yeah, I caught on, I caught on, I caught on, and then I stopped. I did one, I did one and then I stopped. I caught on.
SPEAKER_02I was like, yeah, she after that rest week last week, she's feeling nice. She's in a good one.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I didn't know it's and be Joe Jackson automatically, and then also after I just triggered them by saying I didn't like your episode last week. I was joking by the way, I feel like maybe they were a little tense, so I let it rock, you know what I'm saying? Like, I I I I probably created that energy, so that's my fault.
SPEAKER_01But CC was like, for real?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I didn't think it was a bad episode. I think it was I was laughing, you know. But um, no, it wasn't bad at all. Thank you guys. You guys did a good job for real. Um, I was trying to get under your skin. I actually had notes for last week's episode to say it, but I didn't, I don't, I didn't pull it up. I was just saying things off the top of my head. I was trying to trigger y'all, and it worked.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, we all got triggered, and then I got double triggered with Mark's story because that's crazy, man. No, for real. Yo, I really I always yeah, people think I'd be joking. I say this to my co-worker. I really thank God that I haven't been put in dire racist situations. Like, I've been in like like what wow, that was racist situations, like, but not like oh hell no, I gotta kill you. That was racist. And I've been seeing some of these situations where, like, put it like this the things that I see on the internet that we have in the people, I be doing, I be doing 25 the life. And I thank God that I haven't been put in the situation that has ever made me go that far. For real, because it happens and it's it's still happening, and it's happening even more nowadays because they are just very they got the audacity to feel that their freedom of speech matters more, I guess. Oh no.
SPEAKER_05Well, because we are talking about this, I I think it's funny to mention that uh yesterday Cece was texting me and she was telling me about a situation at her job. And when I tell y'all I had tears coming down my eyes, laughing so hard. And at the same, like literally within like 15 minutes, Mark texts me and he said this is a reminder, he's like, he this is a reminder to myself to tell a story about my coworker. So I'm like, wait, who's Cece? Like, no, because he said about co-working, he didn't say mine. He said, Mine, this is my reminder. So I'm like, I'm like, oh, I'm thinking maybe I'm like, Cece, tell you the story, because it was so outrageous. Yeah, and I'm like, okay, how he's like, no. So I'm like, nah, your your sister, your story don't beat Cece's story. He's like, no, probably not. Mine isn't that big of a deal, but yes, it is.
SPEAKER_01Um, yours is definitely that big of a deal. Yours is controversial.
SPEAKER_07You know what I'm saying? Ali, you already know what type of story this is. You know what I'm saying? I can't even disclose, I can't even say, I can't say too much, but we got some black heads at the It's the girls.
SPEAKER_00I knew it. I knew it.
SPEAKER_01Oh no, man. You got you got Negroes and Brack everywhere. This is crazy. This is this is crazy. What you got going on with our job? Right now, we ain't got a bunch of no, we got new management. We got a lot of people switching up. We got a Bank of America trying to take our people. That's really that's really the only thing going on in my job right now.
SPEAKER_07My job is my job is a movie every day. Every day I go in, it's something new.
SPEAKER_01Nah, we just got we got I don't know if it's new stockholders or whatever's going on, but they just they just looking a little more into our day-to-day now, so they're just a little more watching. That's really about it. We got new management, new area leaders. A lot of people left and went to different banks. And you know, the banking world is really funny.
SPEAKER_07At least y'all getting that bread though.
SPEAKER_02I just should have cursed my coworker out just for the sake of the pod.
SPEAKER_07I ain't even gonna hold seriously, Mark, and it's still time.
SPEAKER_01But yeah, but no, no, because they they they're gonna throw you under the bus at work, so don't even do it. They're gonna be quick to be like, oh, I mean, you know what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_00When I hear things like that, it's a whole different story, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_02Like, I was just trying to be mature, but it's like, dang, I shouldn't have.
SPEAKER_00That's what I was saying.
SPEAKER_07I was like, Oh, he's lucky he they she lucky he don't play it to the job.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, nah, because like you call me a negro, you called him a negro, that means you call me a negro. Yeah, everybody else around here, that's just that's my skin color or my complexion, or close to my complexion, or have uh inkling of my blood, or and or any kind of blood that's associated with my color, you think we negroes. So you think the people at work are Negroes? You think people you work with the Negroes? Are you giving people you should work with a fair chance? Nah, bro, it's it's just it it boils down to too much when it comes to people being racist.
SPEAKER_05So, real quick, before um, before we talk about Drake, did anybody um did anybody watch the Kevin Hart roast? Not like clips, but did you actually watch it?
SPEAKER_07No.
SPEAKER_05Okay, so I watched it. So I'm the only one, Mark. You didn't watch it?
SPEAKER_02No, I didn't get a chance to I work a lot this week.
SPEAKER_05But I did watch half of it.
SPEAKER_02I watched half of it. I watched it.
SPEAKER_05The clips don't the I'm sorry, no, the clips don't do it. I know I watch, I watched y'all hear me? I've been I've been I've been letting y'all get that off with the clips, and I told y'all this a long time ago. Clips are not watching it. Everybody sees clips because you have social media, so there's gonna be clips and videos and shit on your social media, but actually watching the project or whatever it is is a completely different story. And I I say that to say this because before I watched, I didn't I didn't even get through the whole thing. That's why I'm saying that. I watched like half of it.
SPEAKER_01It's two hours and 44 minutes. That shit mad long. I know, yeah.
SPEAKER_05But I didn't I didn't know that I planned, I watched it today. I planned on watching it today because today I had the time. Um, but when I put it on, I realized I didn't have enough time to watch it. However, um, I would see like on my timeline, they'd be like, oh, this is the full um this is the full Cat Williams uh part, blah blah blah. And I was skipping those things because I wanted to watch it as a whole, to see it in chronological order, to see how it played out and everything like that.
SPEAKER_02I haven't watched a single clip because of that.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, because the clips are not gonna justify what the actual presentation in whole is. Um but I I'm saying that to say this, right? So I watched it, I probably like I probably I'm probably halfway through it, even though it's like an hour and 45 minutes. Um I got a little bit over an hour into it. And the host, I don't know if you guys are familiar, um his name is Shane Gillis. I don't know if you guys know who Shane Gillis is.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you know Shane Gillis.
SPEAKER_05So he's a he's a white guy, he's a comedian, and he's hosting it, but he's saying a lot of jokes, but he's a lot of black jokes. You get what I'm saying? Like it was kind of very um cringy. Yeah, like I wasn't understanding the premise of it. Even like like I said, even on the Joe Budden podcast, they reviewed the roast and I didn't watch it. I skipped through the whole thing because I didn't want it, I didn't want them to ruin it for me. So I'll have to go back and see what their feelings about it is or what they're saying. But for me, watching it, I was like, who is this guy? Because why, like, why I wasn't familiar with his game. I don't know who he is or whatever. I'm pretty sure he's probably really I wasn't familiar with his game. Yeah, he's probably really popular.
SPEAKER_01People probably say keep banging, bro.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, but I I wasn't a fan of his comedy, and I'm I'm one of those people where um comedy is comedy to me. Like, I don't really get offended easily when it comes to comedy, but his jokes, it just seemed like a lot of his jokes was based on black people, like black jokes.
SPEAKER_01I mean he was shitting on Chelsea Handler, huh? He was shitting on Chelsea Handler.
SPEAKER_05No, but that's not that's not you can yeah, like that goes back to saying you sugarcoat things, you know what I'm saying? Like you say things here and there, but that's part of a roast.
SPEAKER_01You're supposed to get on Chelsea Handler, was there, so but I feel like that's that's how his humor, his humor's been like that, to be honest with you. It's it's cringy, it's a little cringy.
SPEAKER_05I don't like that shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, I didn't I didn't understand that. Um, so when I'm hearing you guys talk about this lady that Mark works with, and I'm remembering like that was in my notes about this guy. I'm like, what the hell? Like he starts off with the black jokes. Like that was like it was about Kevin Hart, but he's like, Yeah, you know, there's a lot of black excellence in the building, and they chose me to be, you know, the person who hosts the black excellence, and they asked me about what what drink what color drink do I want in the back, and other than I'm just like he did say that he or he knew he wanted purple.
SPEAKER_01It turned me off off the off the rip.
SPEAKER_05And then what happens with the roast is that the person who's hosting it always has to introduce the next comedian. So it wasn't like okay, he was one and done. Like, no, I gotta keep hearing this guy. Like every other every other comedian have to hear him go back up there and say some more jokes. So then now when he gets to start joking on other black comedians like Cheryl um Underwood. Cheryl Underwood. And so I'm like, I I don't want to hear you joking on her because now you're giving me a little racist. Like I don't that I didn't like that.
SPEAKER_01Um, and it goes back to you saw her face when he soon he mentioned her?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, that's what I said. I'm like, there's something there, like it's something there, right?
SPEAKER_01She she cut them odds real quick. You can read, you can read, you can read a lot on a lot of things.
SPEAKER_05Yes, her face was like as a as a seasoned and legendary comedian that she is, she didn't find that shit funny. That's how I looked at her when she made her face when he said something to her. I looked at her as like, okay, she's not, she's on the same page as me. And she's a comedian, so she has tough skin and she knows what this is about. And she still looked at him like, why would the fuck you say to me, boy?
SPEAKER_01I peeped that. I saw her face when he when he said that, and she looked like Yeah, like watch your mouth when you talk to me.
SPEAKER_05Like you can play with him, but don't play with me. And I was like, okay, so I'm not the only one. So I actually looked it up, and then um what I kept doing was that every time he came back on, I would fast forward his shit. Like, I don't even want to hear from this guy. Like, I don't, I don't care what he's talking about because he's not even that funny, honestly. Like, he's a bit, like Alice, he's a bit cringe. Like, it's not, it's not funny. It's like he's fishing. Like, you know, that one person that's in the room and it's just trying to make people laugh and they're just they're they're failing at it. Like, you know what I'm saying from you. Yeah, like you're you're not, you're not, you're just you're just you're irritating now. You're being annoying. Like, if if people start laughing, they're laughing at you and they're not laughing with you. Um I did like that Usher opened up, you know, Usher saying like he did a little remix to burn and he was like uh cutting uh I love that.
SPEAKER_01They'd be cool though. People forgot that Kevin Hart deadass was going on when Usher was doing that Vegas residency. Kevin Hart was popping up and and doing the show and doing his little segment where he fake act like he could. He tried to do the Usher bounce, you know, the Usher bounce that he did in the um the video with Chris Brown, I think.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, Kevin Hart was one of his openers.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, so uh that was that that was dope. I thought it was uh it was hilarious. He's like, what the fuck are you doing? And his dad was re that it was fire. I I I liked it. I I would love to watch the rest of it, but that shit was mad long.
SPEAKER_05I think that um, well, all the roasts are long. It's a it's a production because they have so many comedians there and they have to give everybody a chance to do their set and stuff like that.
SPEAKER_01So how'd you feel about the Tom Tom Brady segment?
SPEAKER_05Okay, so now Tom Brady was uh was the was technically the first one to go up. Um I thought it was funny because uh if you guys know Tom Brady was the last roast and there was a lot of controversy behind it, and they said they think that Tom Brady can't take jokes, and Kevin Hart make made a joke about that. Like, you know, he was saying that about Tom Brady, and Tom Brady walks out, he does his little skit. Um, but you know, obviously someone wrote Tom Brady's jokes because he's not a comedian.
SPEAKER_01For sure.
SPEAKER_05Um I thought it was I thought it was funny. I thought it was cute, but then in my mind, I'm like, hmm, I wonder who wrote these jokes for Tom Brady. That's what I swear to God. I was like, I wonder who wrote these, and that's that goes to what I'm about to say in a second. I was like, I wonder, I thought it was cute, you know, it was it was funny or whatever. Um, but in my mind, I was like, I wonder who wrote these these jokes for him. That's what I thought immediately. Um and then Shane Gillis comes back out after Tom Brady. I fast forwarded that shit. Then Jeff Ross comes up. I think he was funny. You know, Jeff Ross is a funny guy anyway. So um he was funny. Uh Naem Lynn came out. He was okay. I laughed more more so towards like uh towards the end of his, you know. Um, and then Chelsea Handler. I love me some Chelsea Handler. I think she did an incredible job. She was funny as hell. Um she took a lot of jokes, and then it's her trying to get up there, and she was she was just firing. She's hilarious. So I looked up this guy, Shane Gillis. Like I said, I'm not familiar with him, I don't know who he is. So I looked him up and I seen that they have an article from Michael Shea. You guys know Michael Shea from SNL?
SPEAKER_01Um Saturday Live?
SPEAKER_05Huh?
SPEAKER_01You said SNL Saturday Live?
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_05Okay. Um, so Michael Shea was supposed to be one of the comedians on the roast. Um, and the article says that he was not feeling the roast of Kevin Hart. Um, he was going to perform at the event but had to pull out because of a scheduling conflict with SNL. That's what he said. But then he took it to social media to share why he really didn't show up. Uh, and he said that in a nutshell, white guys and black people joke differently. Okay, that that makes sense. Um but then he goes on to say he had there was major issues with the racial humor or of the roast Shane Gillis and Tony Henchcliffe. I didn't get to Tony Henchcliffe yet in the thing. Like I said, I'm only halfway through it, and I just I named all the people that I seen. Um he said uh Shane Gillis mocked Kevin Hart's height with slavery and lynching references, admitting the latter took three weeks of deliberation to green light it. Meanwhile, Henchcliffe leaned into racial humor, sparking online backlash with a controversial controversial joke about George Floyd. In another post, Shay called out the white writers who crafted the jokes.
SPEAKER_07Let's do a And Cheryl kept saying that the whole time. I said this, but they wrote it. He's like, the white people wrote it. I didn't write this.
SPEAKER_01Yo, and that says a lot coming from.
SPEAKER_05Hold on, hold on. It says in quotes, this is what Shay wrote on his Instagram. In quotes, let's do a role celebrating the career of the most successful black comic in the last 10 years. I love that. Who should we get to write it? On the next slide, Shay included a photo of five white writers hired by Gillis, which included Nick Mullen, JP McDade, Mike Lawrence, Dan St. Germain, and Zach Amiko. And then in quotes, it says, Come on, that's not funny. He wrote in the next slide. Purther credits, 17 writers contributed and were black, including uh Chris Spencer. Hinchcliffe and Chelsea Hanler used their own team of writers. Airing on live on Netflix, the Rosa Kevin Hart was a grand finale of the Netflix Joke Festival. The three-hour event featured appearances by Dwayne the Rock, Johnson Usher, and Tom Brady. Also Cat Williams, Regina Hall, Sarah Underwood, and several others took the stage. But like I said, in a nutshell, he just felt like when he was a part of it, he realized this shit is racist. It's not about celebrating this black man, it's more so about white people getting their racist jokes off.
SPEAKER_01Um that's why I said that that that says a lot coming from Michael Shea, because you know, some of his skits be funny, you know, racial undertones, especially with him and his white co-host. So I just think that him saying that speaks value.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Speaks value.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. I I didn't um I I didn't like I said, watching it, it c it's kind of funny because I I remember when I heard that Cat Williams was gonna be one of the rosters, I thought that was very hilarious to see it. Yeah, to see it come back in full circle from everything that Cat Williams said, what was that, two years ago, about Kevin Hart.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, he's been trading shots for years, right?
SPEAKER_05And saying he was when he was saying that basically Kevin Hart, he's a plant by the white people, and he sold us up all this other shit. So for him to be the one to be up there and give him a roast, I said, Oh, that's very interesting. It's it can either go really good or really bad. Um, but now that I'm watching it and I'm seeing this, and I I I can't imagine that when you're being roasted, you know, it's a production, you have to practice for these things. You know what I'm saying? Like there's a lot that is that that's involved with it. And I I just find it interesting that Kevin Hart knew about all these moving parts and just decided to still go with it, where it could have been a lot different, you know. Jeff Ross made a joke like, oh, you're I'm because he had on the all-right delirious suit, uh all red uh delirious um was that delirious?
SPEAKER_07That leather suit from um Eddie Murphy.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, was that delirious?
SPEAKER_07I think that was Raw.
SPEAKER_05Or Raw. Raw? Okay, he had Jeff Ross wore his fat ass. He wore he wore like a uh all red leather suit and he said he was dressed like Eddie Murphy, his goat. He was not coming. And he's not coming, like he's not here. And I'm like, if I want to see a roast of Kevin Hart, yes, I I think having Chelsea Hanler is great. Uh Cheryl Underwood is perfect, Cat Williams is perfect. I would like to see a Dave Chappelle up there. I would like to see an Eddie Murphy. I want to see people like that. You know what I'm saying? Michael Shea would have been great too. But to see the lineup and even being hosted by that white man, that I feel like if I keep Googling, because this was a quick Google that I did before we started. So I feel like if I keep looking into this guy, I'm gonna see some bullshit about him. That's how I feel, because I I did not like it and did not sit right with me. Like I don't I like we grew up watching Comedy Central and shit like that, like where jokes were, they were able to get crazier jokes off than now. Everything is not so sensitive. So a lot of shit don't bother me, but that I didn't I didn't like it. I did not like it at all. But like I said, the best is yet to come. I didn't even get to the best, but just just realizing everything that's going on and who wrote it and all that. I uh I don't know.
SPEAKER_07Everything that I seen wasn't funny. Like I didn't, I don't like people reading anything, and I don't want jokes off a teleprompter. I I am from the era of deaf comedy jam, um comic view, like just raw. Like, I remember this c comedian pulled the bottle, the drinks out of her bra, like authentic, just straight original, like you cannot redo it because it's not as funny. This is like a production of put together comedy, like written down. I don't like, I don't like it at all. None of her clip I liked, I like Cheryl Underwood's speech because of what she said, because she was coming at niggas, like, oh no, you said this. They called her Shrek. They was talking about Liz, basically black, uh, big, aggressive, fat. That's what they were saying about them. I know you gotta eat it up. But Cheryl made it clear like, listen, I didn't write this and uh they said I'm getting a check. Y'all, I got a tour coming out that I need a job. Like, this is why I'm here. But y'all not about to do whatever. She's like, you better watch your tone in this house. I don't know like who you who y'all think y'all are. Like my thing is, I don't need money that way. But I understand comedians when they have to work do that, but the whole production to me from the clips that I seen seemed like a racial thing. And jokes, when I came up, I could laugh with some black people, but a white person is not about to laugh with me. Like, I'm not about to laugh. You don't know my jokes, you don't know shit. So you can't, I can't, I can't joke with you like that. You can say so. A lot of the jokes were like put together things because when we're joking and stuff, even black people on black people, you don't see somebody writing that down. I'm like, oh, how does that sound? Does that sound good? No, it's just authentic. You black motherfucker, like it's regular, it rolls off the tongue. This written down shit, white people, it's a whole production, it's like programmed comedy, and I just don't like it.
SPEAKER_05I don't understand the thought of having Cheryl Underwood be one of the comedians but write her jokes for her. That's it. Yeah, like what? Like that doesn't make any sense for me. And then um, I think um, you know, it just I like I said, I didn't see Cat Williams yet. I can't imagine that Cat Williams allowed them to write his jokes just because of who Cat Williams is. I can only uh I would have to see it for myself, but I can't imagine that he allowed them to write his jokes. I think maybe that's why people loved his. I hear a lot of um people saying that they liked they loved Cat Williams' part. But uh I just I I expect more from Kevin Hart. You know what I'm saying? Like I I still feel like watching Kevin Hart and the besides the racial jokes, the jokes that they were making about him, it's like he's so great, right? He's been in the game for all these years, you know what I'm saying? Like, you got we we first seen Kevin Hart what 20 some 20 years ago? You know what I'm saying? Like he's been in the game for so long in movies and and stand-ups and shit like that. But it's almost like he had no control over this, you know what I'm saying? And he's still Kevin fucking Hart. You know, like I feel like if he wanted to, he could either say, hey, I'm not doing it, or I need you guys to make these changes for me to be a part of it because you you this is still a celebration of me. And that's what comedy is. Well, comedy, a celebration of a comedian, is doing their roast and having the great comedians do it. It just, it's just it speaks volumes as to how they did it, who they had up there. That's just how I feel. Um, I'm gonna keep, like I said, I'm gonna watch the rest of it, but not happy with it so far. I'm not sure.
SPEAKER_07And then the angle, like, y'all didn't have to start with racism. Like, you read the room. This is a it's it's a totally different time, but like, why does it have to be so programmed? Like, why can't it just be raw comedy? I'm not saying that I'm never laughing at a white person. White people be funny as hell, too. But it's like everybody, it's like a a teleprompter comedy show. That's how I felt. I'm like, I want to hear jokes for real. I I la I'm I love a good joke. Like y'all know, but this shit was not, it wasn't funny. It's like y'all trying to make a point. Like, oh yeah, if we put some racism in it, do you see you see it got people debating about it and shit like that? I don't need to debate about a joke. I want to laugh and keep it moving.
SPEAKER_05That's it.
SPEAKER_07Like what they over here got people in a frenzy because they know what they're doing, because their thing, like I said, is because of money. Like they're doing it because of money, but I need people to tell jokes and be funny. Like, I want to laugh.
SPEAKER_05I this would have, like I said in the beginning, this would have been a totally different show if they had Dave Chappelle hosted. Oh, Dave Chappelle, let him be the host of this shit instead of Shane Gillis, right?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, no, it went completely different.
SPEAKER_05It would have been completely different. It's like just you you dropped the ball immediately with the host. That turned me off. That's the first thing I heard.
SPEAKER_01And I'm just like dropped the ball with the writers, with the host, because why are why why why are white people writing a black roast?
SPEAKER_07Come on, it doesn't it makes sense. Exactly. Roast rolls off the tongue. Like, who needs some like what you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_01When you roll somebody that shit is straight off the top, like you're still trying to eat us. Um I don't know what's going on here.
SPEAKER_05But he said that that's what that's one of the things he said in his intro. Like, I'm not sure why they chose my white ass to to try to uh, you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_07Like he's basically blocking the shit like this is black excellence, but y'all wanted me to host.
SPEAKER_05Like, that's what he said, and it's like, yeah, you're right. Why the fuck did they get your ass? Yeah, like I don't get it. There's too many amazing black comedians out there. You could have even got somebody that wasn't at season, you could have got uh Mojo Brooks.
SPEAKER_01This is what we mean about playing in our face.
SPEAKER_05That that's playing in our face. You did not know.
SPEAKER_01This is what we mean about playing in our face.
SPEAKER_05I think Mojo Brooks is hilarious. I think he would have been way better as a reason. He's he's younger, you know, he's newer in the game, but I think he would have worked well as just the being the host. And I don't know, I it's just so many other moving parts that just went wrong with this. And I I I'm disappointed in Kevin Hart for being a part of that. Because yes, you deserve your flowers, but you gotta let us give you your flowers too. I understand you're not only a comedian for black people, of course not. But don't let them control your narrative, don't let them do that. That that was just fucking wrong. I didn't like that. He deserves so much better than that. Like I knew after Cat Williams, um, you know, his what he was saying about Kevin Hart on the Shannon Sharp uh show, uh whatever his shit is called, I forgot the name of it. But on the Shannon Sharp podcast, I know people were looking at Kevin Hart differently, but as black people, we still a lot of us still love Kevin Hart regardless.
SPEAKER_07So I was looking at Kevin Hart like he came up, he was out and I'd seen like if once you guys see it, because I'd seen Kevin Hart's whole part. Correct me if I'm wrong once y'all see it, but I thought he was dissing him when he was when he was up there politely, like politically. But still, he was clocking his shit. He was like, he was saying shit, but trying to like make it into a joke, but he was dead ass serious. But that's the thing, we shouldn't have to do that.
SPEAKER_05He shouldn't have to do that. He he shouldn't even have to go there. Like it's not it's not fair to him. This is supposed to be a celebration of you. So, yes, people are supposed to make jokes about you, and it's supposed to be funny as hell. And at the end of their at the end of their um, you know, their stand-up, they're supposed to give you your flowers for real and then keep it.
SPEAKER_07They hugged and shit. It was good. I just was mad at it because I thought it was a roast, like a roast roast.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, that wasn't a real roast. Like, it's no way that's no, hell no.
SPEAKER_07It looked like a fucking comedy award show. That's how what I thought it was at first. I'm like, what is this? But I I I like like real authentic ha ha. Like, I'm really laughing.
SPEAKER_05Netflix is starting to um Netflix is starting to become too big for its name. Like it's starting to become, I I don't know how to explain it, but it's not like that is not the right place for that. Shouldn't have been where they did the roast. I understand they they had a bunch of them going on, but this started with Comedy Central and shit like that. Like this started years ago when they were doing roasts. It wasn't something on Netflix. So if you're gonna take on that responsibility, then you need to learn where it came from and let it be raw, unfiltered jokes that are for whoever, like whichever person that you're um you're roasting, let it cater to them because that's not what they did. It was completely I don't know. That that that was some bullshit. That's all I gotta say. That that was really some bullshit, and I I don't like that. Not a fan, so yeah. But I just felt like that's funny that Mark said that about his co-worker, and then at the same time I watched this shit, and I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Like, uh, is everybody cool?
SPEAKER_01Secret racist undertone game, real loud.
SPEAKER_05Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Exactly. Um, all right, so y'all ready to talk about Drake?
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. I've been listening all day, all week.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Sound like it. Well, since it dropped. Let me guess the way you sound, you're not feeling it, Mark.
SPEAKER_05Well, that's cool. Okay. Well, okay. So we were all expecting um Iceman to drop. Um, it's been highly anticipated. This is supposed to be Drake's comeback from after the Kendrick beef and all that. Um, I like the rollout for Iceman. You know, he he put like a huge ice block. What was that in Canada? And um, probably in Toronto, so I don't remember exactly where. And he dropped the coordinates for the location of it and told the fans that, you know, the date is hidden in the ice block. So if you can melt it down or whatever, you can find the date. And they got this date, which was this past Friday, and it was accurate. Um, Drake has been on stream this week, you know what I'm saying? Like previewing songs. It's just been a great rollout for him. But to our surprise, well, to my surprise, because as soon as I woke up, I seen text from uh Cece saying that he didn't drop not he dropped not one but three albums.
SPEAKER_08Oh crazy.
SPEAKER_05Which I thought was amazing because um he dropped Iceman, he dropped Hab BBT, and he dropped Maid of Honor. Um Habib T, Iceman, Maid of Honor, it's the acronym of H I M, him, which is very clever. Um, they're also saying that that's what he needed to get out of his deal with Um G. He owed them three more projects. No, he was talking shit. He was talking about that. So these three these three albums now that he put out, now he should be able to get out of his deal with UMG, which he's wanted because he's been suing UMG, as we all know. So um that explains why he dropped those three albums, which was genius and it was clever. Now, for me personally, I started off with Iceman, right? Um soon as I got my car my way to work on Friday. I started with Iceman. Y'all know damn well I was not up at no 12 o'clock or whenever it dropped, I was sleeping. But I woke up, I was on my way to work. As soon as I played that first song, somebody called me, and I had I spoke to them on the entire on the phone the entire time on my way to work. So I had to wait till later. But as I'm at work and the kids are coming into school, I hear parents dropping off their kids with the album blasting in their cars. I hear um I go all the way to the other, because I'm in the high school, so I will I had to go over to the elementary school for something, and the office staff is playing his album on the speaker in their office. I just felt like what it's just like I love it. I yes, I love that. I'm like, wow, like what music does and what Drake is doing, like just to see everybody in the world, like Drake reminds me of what niggas was getting CDs and shit. Like you playing that new, like, yes. Yes, everybody you hear everywhere you go. I'm driving on the highway or I'm hearing it in other people's cars and shit like that. I'm like, oh my gosh, like this is really like every shebang everywhere. Oh my gosh. I thought it was amazing. Like, I really thought I said, wow, this is I couldn't wait till I actually got to hear it. Um, you know, and as behind the scenes, as uh Cece knows Mark, obviously, um, there was a issue. It was something personal that happened while I was at work. So I had to leave work early because I had a family emergency. Um it was really serious. So I didn't get to really listen to the album as much as I wanted to, as I planned to, which I'm glad we didn't record yesterday because I wouldn't have listened to it at all. But then I got to listen to Iceman that night. You know, things got better throughout Friday night. So Friday night, so I listened to Iceman. I couldn't get into the other two albums because I kept replaying Iceman. Y'all don't say yo. I ain't gonna lie to you, Key.
SPEAKER_01I ain't gonna lie to you, Key. I swear to God. The same thing happened to me. I only heard a few songs from the other albums.
SPEAKER_07I heard I heard the other albums, but I'm still on Iceman.
SPEAKER_01I fell asleep with the other album in my ear. I ain't gonna lie.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I can do a deep dive into Iceman. The other two, I heard a couple songs here and there. You know what?
SPEAKER_07We should we should start with Iceman for this episode. And like, you know, like that. That was the only thing I was gonna do.
SPEAKER_02Let me let me tell you now, you're not missing anything with those other two albums.
SPEAKER_05Well, okay, we'll we'll get we'll get into the other two briefly because like I said, I really didn't get into it, but Iceman was so good. There were so many songs, but I'm like, hold on, I gotta hear that again. Like, hold on, I gotta play that again.
SPEAKER_07Oh my god, I just thought just the intro, make him cry.
SPEAKER_05The first song, I was like, oh the rip.
SPEAKER_02This is how he started he's great with intros, like okay.
SPEAKER_01Every one of his introspective. And every time he has a song where he he starts off one way, then he switched up the beat completely and start, yo, he Drake.
SPEAKER_07Five minutes. I knew I knew when this when I was up, y'all, right? On Apple Music, I was getting angry because I'm like, I'm like, Drake drop Iceman. I went made of honor. I'm like, he changed the name to Maid of Honor. I'm like, whatever. I see another album drop. I'm like, what the fuck, Iceman? I'm like, two albums, all right. And then I seen a third one. I'm like, what? I stayed on the on Apple refreshing anything else with that album. Because I'm like, he didn't even drop Iceman first. I heard Maid of Honor. Y'all, I heard one song of Made of Honor, the first song played, and then I seen Iceman drop. I'm like, let me click on Iceman because this was the original. I no regrets because I keep playing it. I heard the other ones, but I really can't get into it either because I had, you know, I haven't I haven't ran any of the songs back. I just let them both play through. But Iceman, I let it play back. Oh my gosh. I love the album. I'm y'all know I love it.
SPEAKER_05I'm so happy that you can give me the perspective of it actually dropping because, like I said, my ass was sleeping.
SPEAKER_07So I didn't mean my brother was up.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I woke up to the same text you had.
SPEAKER_05I said, Yeah, I don't know how it came out, how it dropped, but when I was looking at people's stories, I now that I'm thinking about it, I was seeing people were playing Maid of Honor. And I'm like, why the fuck would y'all start with Maid of Honor? Like it was making no sense to me that they didn't go straight to Iceman.
SPEAKER_07I thought they all dropped at the same time because it was racing. I'm like, it was one after the other. Because I'm like, I'm like, where's the album that he said? And then I see Iceman. I'm like, this nigga dropped two albums, and then I'm like, Habibity, I'm like, oh, three albums.
SPEAKER_01That nigga real for that, bro. Well, I started seeing people like he's the GOAT for this. He got out that contract. Oh no, I'm like, wait, I don't think he got out of it.
SPEAKER_07He's talking about it in the contract. Like, I want to be free from y'all niggas. Like, get let me go.
SPEAKER_05Like, I think that was that was his contractual, that was his um then his contract, right? Yeah, that he has to give them. He owes them three more albums, and he like, here, I'm gonna drop them all right now. Like, and that and that makes sense. Maybe they didn't even know that he was doing that. Maybe that's why, like, because you know, and they can't be some bullshit, even though those other two is I'm not saying they bullshit, but you know, it's like I gotta get these out. Like, let me get over here, let me be independent or whatever.
SPEAKER_00Oh fuck.
SPEAKER_05But but it's funny because I don't I you y'all know I was always a title girly, but I dropped title a few months ago. Actually, I think I still pay for title. I I probably do, but I just don't use title. I've been on Spotify recently.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, come over to the dark side.
SPEAKER_05I I I really like Spotify. I love Spotify. So when I was on Spotify, when I opened it originally, I only saw Iceman. So I'm like, how the fuck are they telling me it's three albums, but it's only Iceman? Like I had to search it, and then the other two came up. So it's I I it's an interesting perspective to see how it dropped on each platform and how it was done because it was probably like like Cece said, the way it was on Apple was probably on the other ones, and then I don't know. That's that's very interesting. I was like, Drake, what's going on? But I seen a lot of people on their stories posting it like at midnight, whenever it dropped, I seen a lot of made of honor. And I was like, I just couldn't understand it. But now you're giving me insight as to why they're doing it. That's the first thing that they've heard. You know, they didn't hear Iceman.
SPEAKER_02I mean, but for me, I listened to Iceman last because I knew that was gonna be his best one.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. Oh no, I had to hear it. Like when I heard If honor didn't even have a chance. As soon as I seen that Iceman drop, right after, I'm like, oh, let me start this one then. Boop Iceman. I was like, oh, let me go to Iceman.
SPEAKER_05I had to I had to hear Iceman first because of the leaked song that came out. And remember, I told y'all like that was crazy. If this is what this album's gonna be about, this shit's gonna be fire. So I said, I definitely said that. I need to hear Iceman.
SPEAKER_07Um my top songs are Make Them Cry, Whisper My Name, Firm Friends is insane. I freaking I can't even I love that song. Janice Shut the Fuck Up. I think it's Janice Janice. Janice Shut the Fuck Up. Make Them Pay. Make them pay is my favorite. Treasure is crazy. Make them remember Make Them Pay is my favorite as well. Y'all see what he did with the album Make Them Cry. He gave you a couple of songs. You know, he was talking his shit.
SPEAKER_02Y'all don't like shebang? No, I don't care for shebang.
SPEAKER_05Uh shebang was the Migos song.
SPEAKER_07So um mama got a song, he sounded just like Kodak. It's little birdie.
SPEAKER_05I think I think that was like a I feel like that was a Migos flip. Like he he was rapping like the Migos to me. That's how it's shebang. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Oh yeah, yeah. That's how I heard it.
SPEAKER_01He was.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I heard it like that too.
SPEAKER_01A lot. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07He used their ad libs in it. Yeah, that was like. I think that was Quavo's Quavo's ad libs.
SPEAKER_01I like Janice. I like Janice. Shut the fuck up. I like Ran to Atlanta. Low key. I ain't going to have a lot of people. I don't care.
SPEAKER_05I didn't miss the beginning of I yeah, I didn't care for Ran to Atlanta.
SPEAKER_01The beginning of it is trash. The beginning of it is trash, but when the beats switch up, it goes hard.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I like when the beats switch. Is that the one with future?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, same with dust, yeah.
SPEAKER_05No.
SPEAKER_01Dust.
SPEAKER_05No, dust, yeah, dust is what future. Not ran to Atlanta.
SPEAKER_01No, no, no. No, Ran to Atlanta is what future. Dust is the one that switches up.
SPEAKER_05No, Ran to Atlanta switches up too.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, they both do, but dust, dust is, dust is dust is the one I was talking about. I like Ran to Atlanta, but dust was the one to me. At first it started off, eh, and then that switch up was fire.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, that's a fact.
SPEAKER_07I need to hear more Drake and Future. That wasn't good enough for me. I miss Future.
SPEAKER_05I haven't liked a lot of Future features lately. Like I haven't liked I don't know. Future kind of he's not on his shit to you.
SPEAKER_07He's not on his he's not hungry right now. Yeah, like I really like Future. He could really rap, but I love that joint album that he has with Drake. And I just I was like, oh, this song is about to be fire crazy.
SPEAKER_01And it was alright, but I'm just like it wasn't up to your standards of what the songs that they do together.
SPEAKER_05I really make them pay is my favorite one because number one, um, immediately I realized he used the the Denise Williams, yeah. Free that's like I love that song so much. That's one of my favorite songs. So the fact that he used that sample was like, Whoa, they talk about this man don't have culture. Like, you gotta be a black boy to really know that song to use that as a sample.
SPEAKER_02Um, but then he shoots at everybody on that song, like everybody bar about Rick Ross was insane.
SPEAKER_07He said he almost wrote the whole intro getting back at niggas. That was not played. That whole song, he went at Kendrick, J. Cole, Rick Ross, DJ, LeBron, like raggedy ass. And let me tell y'all something. Y'all know I don't watch basketball like that, but I love Drake. I didn't know Drake was closer to LeBron like that until they showed the clips him younger, and he's like, nah, that's besides the music and you know, me going to the games, that's my brother. Like, nah, that's him and him and Drake's been been they've been friends for a really long time. Yeah, Drake. You know, LeBron was saying stuff too. That's my friend. So then, like, as I'm just seeing the clips, because you know, TikTok, they're gonna go and put the sad music and shit. I'm like, oh no, because they eat LeBron up like that. Like, yeah, because he was a dick rider. Why didn't we see this before? I'm like, yo, no, I don't know nothing about LeBron, but that was fucked up.
SPEAKER_05I'm about to say they're capping because everybody knew about um Drake and and um LeBron's relationship.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, just like they knew about Drake and Curry and him and KD, like we all knew, but they was all laughing, that's why with the Kendrick.
SPEAKER_05It was a big deal when LeBron went to the not like us performance in LA.
SPEAKER_04The pop-out show.
SPEAKER_05The pop-out show when he was there. That's why everybody was like, oh, like look, he's not LeBron chose the side. Like, you can't be Drake's friend and you doing that. Because they're saying at that time, Drake and um Drake and LeBron were they weren't on the same page, like they were they were beefing about something at the time. But if that's still your man, yeah, but you don't do something like that. She don't get a nigga back like that. And they try to twist and they say, oh, because LeBron's wife wanted to be there or whatever, so he went. But no, that nigga was dancing and singing the whole time. Like he was he wanted to be there too.
SPEAKER_02So I mean, I don't know. I feel like LeBron, we know LeBron to be a big musical lover. So he I think it was just a spur of the moment. Like, I'm not picking a side. I love both of these guys as rappers. Like, yeah, I'm I'm gonna take this moment. Um he lives in LA, like he's like the big music lover for sure.
SPEAKER_05But you can't you can't give a fuck if you love it. You can do it. Yes, exactly. You can do that if it's the fucking.
SPEAKER_01You my man's you my man's a psychophobia pedophile.
SPEAKER_05If you're my man's, right? And I and like Drake said, because Drake said some sucker shit when he shot at him in that song. He did what what song was that?
SPEAKER_07Um You a little bobba with my ops.
SPEAKER_05After Beef came out, he did the song. He was basically like hinting that he'd been around LeBron's side chicks and shit like that. Y'all know what I'm talking about, yeah. Right? So yeah, y'all been that close when y'all been around, like you like you didn't have Drake around your side bitches and shit like that. Like y'all are actually brothers for real. Why the fuck? I don't give a fuck how much of a fan of music you are. You should have sat your ass in your house. I know, like what? Or whatever, but that's your man's. You don't get a pass for that. That's your man's for real. No, you fucked up. And like Drake said, I should have known you you you chose to do that your entire career. You switched teams up the entire fucking time. So I should have known you wasn't loyal. What the fuck are you talking about? I'm a real nigga. It's not like not.
SPEAKER_02It's not like this is a real beef and they shooting at each other and they fighting. This is a rat beef. Like, I'm not gonna be able to do that.
SPEAKER_05It's a rat beef, but if it if this is what I'm saying, right? You're gonna ride for your mans, right? Because I know who your best friend is, right? Your best friend, sometime as a best friend, you might not think that, okay, it's not that serious, but if your best friend is hurt by it, you're still gonna be on their side. You know what I'm saying? Like, you might tell them, like, yo, I think you get over it, it's not that serious, whatever, but if they're hurt by it, you're not gonna just disregard their feelings. Because that's your best friend. So if your best, because it wasn't just a rap beef to Drake, like this shit fucked Drake up, you know? Like he was talking about quitting and he wasn't even gonna do music for a while.
SPEAKER_07And then you're my friend and your LeBron James, you know, people are about to be coming up to you asking you questions. You could have liked the song from a distance and been like, yo, he ate you up on that part, but you gotta come back at his ass.
SPEAKER_05You went to a show, like and then this is the thing, like I'm saying. Now, Drake is so hurt by it. Now he's suing record labels, he's suing niggas that's playing the song, he's really fucked up by it. Like, he it's bargaining. J.
SPEAKER_01Khaled, Aiden Ross, everybody.
SPEAKER_05This is your best friend, and he's that fucked up by it. He's not getting sleep behind it, he's suing his record label, he's falling out with them, he's trying to get out of his contract and shit like that. It don't matter how you feel about it no more. Now, this is your mans. Have your mans back. He don't like that shit.
SPEAKER_02I think this pop wasn't when was the pop-up show? Because I don't think he was suing anybody yet at this point. Like, I don't know if he LeBron knew how hurt he was over it. Because, like everybody said, they wasn't on the best of terms at the time. So he probably just thought it was a regular rap beef for Drake, too. Like, yeah, I'm just going to the pop-out show. I live in LA.
SPEAKER_05But it's no such thing as a regular rap beef because this is Drake. First of all, we know how much Drake is regarded as one of the greatest rappers, and how he cares so much about the numbers and his appearance and how he looks, and Michael Jackson, uh, he's beating Michael Jackson records and shit like that. So even if you guys are not, uh even if you guys are at odds, that's your man's. So you know he's gonna feel away because now the world is playing with him, the world is clowning him. They at that time, we got we're not gonna sit here and act like it was just a rat beef. Like they was trying to eliminate Drake. They was trying to disregard.
SPEAKER_07That nigga went to a show where he got he called his friend a pedophile. There was so much in that song besides the the way.
SPEAKER_05Yes, they're trying to know. Hold on, hold on. They're trying to discredit him as an artist. They're talking about how he got ghost riders and shit like that. They calling him a bitch.
SPEAKER_07He like he must have really wanted to make him angry or really didn't want to be his friend.
SPEAKER_05Hold on, let me finish. They talking about how he wanna be the same, he wanna be just like sexy red. He likes little girls. They got uh the the picture, the image of the not like us is a picture of his mansion with mad different like uh tags on it for sexual predators predators and shit like that. And like the whole shit was crazy. As a fan, you can look at it as it's just a rap beef, but we know what everybody was trying to do to Drake at that time. They were trying to eliminate him as who he is, they were trying to discredit it for everything he's done as an artist. He started trying to put out singles, trying to stay alive, and everybody's like, yo, just stop doing music. So you don't have to know about a lawsuit to know this is probably gonna fuck with him. He's probably fucked up behind this. So to even if you that's what I be saying about people. You and your man's fallout, you shouldn't be on the internet telling your man's business. You shouldn't be running and chilling with the ops. You shouldn't be thinking it's okay to be taking pictures with the nigga that your man's is beefing with just because y'all are beefing. It don't make sense.
SPEAKER_02Like, as a friend LeBron also has a relationship with Kendrick, is what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_05It's not like he don't have the relationship he had with Drake. Him and Drake's been like best friends for years, like they've been really, really close for years. That's it well.
SPEAKER_02He still had a long relationship with Kendrick as well. It might not be to the same extent as his relationship with Drake, but they still had a relationship.
SPEAKER_05So, but this is what I'm thinking. I'm saying you can be supportive. You know who you are. You're LeBron fucking James. You can be supportive at home. You can listen to that shit on repeat as many times as you want in your fucking mansion, in your car, whatever. You don't gotta once you once you go there, it's like you pick the side. Once you go there and you're in the audience and this big ass song is being played, and you over there dancing.
SPEAKER_07Everybody else who don't fuck with him is there.
SPEAKER_05Come on. If that was me, I would be pissed off. Like, fuck you, nigga. Like, how could how the fuck could you go up there? That doesn't make any sense. Like, that's like that's like Tupac going to perform, um, hit um hit him up, and then Miggie's best friend is there chilling in the crowd, dancing and rapping all the fucking songs, uh uh rapping the whole song. Like, what the fuck you mean, nigga? It don't work like that. Shit don't make sense. Like, it's like you gotta pick a side. The same way they they're mad at Drake for saying the shit about Nikki on his album. I was listening to some Nikki, then I played some cardio, I'm drunk, I'm sorry. Like, they're pissed off about that. Like, yo, why are you even mentioning her name? You know they're beefing, uh. And to somebody like me, it's like, who cares? It's just music. Not not like me, but you know, to a regular fan, it could be like, oh, it's just music, who cares? But to people, it's like, nah, they got real beef with each other. Like, why are you even mentioning that person's name? So it's to each its own. I don't, I don't know. I think Drake has a right to be mad at LeBron for sure. Absolutely. That would be a good one.
SPEAKER_02I think if somebody has two friends that are beef with each other, I don't think they have to pick a side. I don't think they're not gonna be able to do that.
SPEAKER_05No, you don't have to pick a side, but he picked the side. That's what I'm that's my whole point. He picked the side by going there to that performance. He could have stayed mutual and not made a public appearance at his concert. He could have bumped the song.
SPEAKER_01He had to go pull a pop-out, is what she's saying.
SPEAKER_02I understand that, but I don't think that's picking the side. I think that's a legendary rap moment that he wanted to be a he wanted to witness. That show was a one-of-one in LA. About your friend. The show was crazy, but the show wasn't about him. He performed not like us, but he performed on all of his joints. Like it wasn't just the not like us show, it was a pop-out show.
SPEAKER_05I I still, I still think it's fucked up. If that was my friend, I would feel away. 100%, I would feel away. You could be mutual, but don't do that. Don't don't pop out of any of his shit. Don't pop if you don't pop out of none of my shit, I understand. Stay mutual, just don't get involved.
SPEAKER_02He popped out a Drake show, too.
SPEAKER_01He was on stage dancing with the nigga. Like Drake wore him out like what the year before, the two years before that. Nah, nah, before that.
SPEAKER_05That's what I'm saying. I'm talking about after the beef. Once the beef was done after that.
SPEAKER_01They was done after that.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, after the beef happened, it was oh, I think you were Kendrick, but it was no more Drake and shit like that. Like, nah, my nigga, you did bad. You did bad, bro. And I I have to agree with Drake. I would feel away too. I'm sorry. I would feel I would deadass feel away. It could be because, you know, I I I hold people to a different standard, but I understand where he's coming from.
SPEAKER_07Me too. Damn you, LeBron. I'm just dead ass.
SPEAKER_05Dead ass. Um Yeah, so I like I said, I I loved Iceman. It was just some, every song, I feel like almost every song, not every song, but a lot of songs I had to just keep replaying. Cause I'm like, now I gotta hear that. I feel like I'm missing shit. Like I had to keep playing. That's why I didn't get a chance to get into the other two shits, because Iceman was just so great. I like how um I like the time and the effort that he put into it. You know, you can tell that his heart was in it. It was like, it was like the boy's back. That's how I felt listening to this album. Like the boy's back. I really enjoyed it. I really really enjoyed it. Huh?
SPEAKER_02Too hard for the radio.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. I I'm still not dumb. Like, I have to keep listening to it. Like, that's how I feel about Iceman. Like, yo, I'm not, I gotta keep playing it. It's really, really, really good. He's breaking records. Um, you know, people are listening to all his songs. He had all three albums was changed.
SPEAKER_07He's so funny, y'all. Like, his bars are funny.
SPEAKER_01Low key.
SPEAKER_07When that nigga said, Oh, brother, what's gonna I'm like every time, oh, and Drake in these albums, right? He used like TikTok creators' voices, like just random people, and like put them on the spot. Like this album is so dope. And he freaking um Ha Sizzle, the the voice about music, the friend of like Big Frida from New Orleans. He used her all over um Maid of Honor. Crazy. Because he it was like a Caribbean. That album is more of the dance album, and you would never hear like a gay person or no Jamaican album. Popcorn is on the on the song. He killed this.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I got like a that's a old Beyonce, that's a Beyonce influence, by the way.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, uh definitely is Mark. Because I'm like, is that Big Frida? And then I had to um Google it, and it's like, oh, it's the other one, hostile bouncy biggity, bouncy biggity, bouncy biggest, bouncy.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I got I got house music from Maid of Honor. I like I said, I didn't really go through it. I just like uh listen here and there. Um I got house music from Maid of Honor. I heard the song Outside Tweaking.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I like that one.
SPEAKER_05I did too, I was like, is that Ice Spice? Yeah, I was like, what the hell? Um yeah, Maid of Honor, yeah, it's cool, I guess. I didn't like I said, I didn't really listen to it. Um Habibidi. Habibidi.
SPEAKER_07Um Habibidi was good too. Slap the City is crazy. That song is so fire.
SPEAKER_05Isn't it pronounced Habibidi?
SPEAKER_02Habidi. I don't know. I call it the Habachi album. I don't know, man. Habib.
SPEAKER_05No, Habibidi is an album. It's an Arabic term. It's an Arabic term of endearment that translates to my love, my dear, my darling. It's like a different way of saying habib.
SPEAKER_00Well, that's a good one.
SPEAKER_07Yo, we chopping it up though. We said I know I'm saying. I'm like Habibity Bobity Boo. I don't know. How do Bibity?
SPEAKER_00Nah, Habibity, nah.
SPEAKER_07It's Bibity. I like, I like that song though. I mean, that album. I heard I'm spent. I like that one. That song, White Bone, that was probably one of my favorite songs on the label. Habibity album. However, you pronounce it.
SPEAKER_05Intro, Rusty, the Rusty intro, it confused me. I I didn't know where he was going with the album. I didn't get the intro with that. Um, I really like WNBA. Um, her not third was sexy red.
SPEAKER_07When I heard sexy, I'm sorry I turned it off, but I did like it.
SPEAKER_05I don't know. Why is he what okay? What is he saying? He loves sexy red. Like, I just don't. Listen, it's not a thing. Fetch is not a thing. Like, stop doing it. He's trying to make him and sexy red a thing, like the way him and Rihanna were, or him and Nikki. It's just not, that's not it, Drake. I'm sorry, but you're missing like with that. You're missing with it. Even the song he did, um, bend that ass over. Let that coochie breathe. Remember, like, everybody hated that song when it came out.
SPEAKER_01But it became you hit it.
SPEAKER_07I tried to like it. I liked it because it made you like it.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, you they made you like it because they played it so much on the radio, they played it in the clubs, they played their party. So you started to like it, but when it first came out, everybody was like, What the fuck is this? You know what I'm saying? And then I heard that song. The crazy part is like I said, I didn't even finish listening to it, but I I played it when we was um in the um, I played it when we was in uh prepod and I was on uh Maid of Honor. And that's my that when I played that in pre-pod, hearing Cheetah Print from Maid of Honor, that was my first time hearing that shit. Didn't she okay, didn't she preview that? Like wasn't that a preview of her and they were talking about it like she um that she did the Did y'all hear Cheetah Print?
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_07I heard it when you when you played it.
SPEAKER_05So Ali, did you hear Cheetah Print? Nah, no those um Cheetah Print is I'm about to play it so y'all can hear what I'm talking about.
SPEAKER_02After that, play Amazing Shape. I think you will love Amazing Shape. I love Amazing Shape.
SPEAKER_05I'm almost a thousand percent sure this was the shit that she sampled.
SPEAKER_07I like BBW too. That shit's fire.
SPEAKER_05She sampled this shit on like she she released it on on Twitter or something, like a video of her in the studio singing this, and everybody was like, bitch, you better not. Like, you better not make no song with that shit. And I want to go to the city. I'm trying to fast forward to the part. Hold on.
SPEAKER_06To the left, to the right, go back there. Don't take the lay. Let's turn around. I'm fine about to the left. To the right. Let's make this time. Let's make this time. Oh, let's take two bumps. We need it, we need it, we need it, we need it, we need it, we need it.
SPEAKER_05Oh, you know what? Now that I'm thinking about it.
SPEAKER_01No, that was she, yo, for real. I don't know why everybody be putting her on their fucking music. When I heard that song with her Chris Brown and Glorilla, I was like, oh god.
SPEAKER_05Yo, they keep trying to revive her career.
SPEAKER_01Leave her where it's at. Nobody wants to hear no fucking sexy red. Smack it. Smag it.
SPEAKER_05I'm really tired of her ratchet ass. And it just upsets me when why do that to a song like that? Like, that's a song for black barbecues and family gatherings. I know. Would that be? He could have killed you. Why are you sexualizing it? Like it's already a clean version of it where it's a little, you know, on hands and your knees. How low can you go? That's when you see all the aunties really show how freaky they are and start talking about.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, for real, though. Nah, for real. It's a way to do it. They still got their knees.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, like come on now.
SPEAKER_01Y'all, one cheek, two cheeks, slap cheeks. Come on, bitch.
SPEAKER_05Oh okay. I remember now what it was that she previewed. That remember she previewed her uh remix and beat it to eat it. Oh my god, that shit was terrible.
SPEAKER_01Terrible. And the Jackson family was like, we do not approve of her use of this song. I don't know. What's she doing?
SPEAKER_05Yo, Drake, you are trolling us with this bitch, and you need to stop. I love it.
SPEAKER_01She loves it, bro. Why do everybody love this bitch? Everybody put sexy red on their album. No, it's annoying.
SPEAKER_05It's annoying.
SPEAKER_01Bitch doing songs with Bruno Mars, Drake, Chris Brown. Like, what the fuck is going on?
SPEAKER_05She she's one of the plants that's not, it's not, it's not playing.
SPEAKER_01It's not planting. She's a plant. She had one good year, and then that was it. Ain't nobody want no more hearing that bitch.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, we're tired of it. Like, it was a it was a it was a shock value for her. That's what it was. Like all that shit she started with and being nasty and ratchet and all that. It was a shock value.
SPEAKER_01You know what was crazy? She had the opposite effect. Usually, when a uh artist sex tape leaked, they shoot up her shit. Stock went down.
SPEAKER_07That was a that was a real leak. She I didn't think she wanted that to get away. She had a damn scarf on or bottom, whatever the hell. Yeah, it wasn't like a production one of the people who like set the camera up, actually.
SPEAKER_01She just she'd been she been she'd been doing flop after flop after that. And then they try and make it make her relevant by putting her with all these great artists, and it's just still her part, still is the worst part of the song.
SPEAKER_05No, dead ass.
SPEAKER_01It's annoying. That's why yo, it's it's just annoying. Like when I hear that sexy red's on the song, I'm like, oh fuck.
SPEAKER_05Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm tired. That shit pissed me off when I just heard that shit. I said, Oh no, she's on both albums. Like, what? And this is the bullshit that she came up with. No, let sexy red go somewhere. Please. Mark, what song you say you wanted me to play?
SPEAKER_02Amazing Shape. I think you will like that one.
SPEAKER_00Yo, body hot me, me t on your backup.
SPEAKER_07Have the summer link.
SPEAKER_05All right, I see what that's doing. Yeah, yeah, chill, chill.
SPEAKER_01We'll we'll we'll we'll need key key to get making shit.
SPEAKER_05Oh my gosh. Yeah, I fuck with it. Yeah. That was hard.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, that's yeah. That was hard. And it gets better too. That was hard.
SPEAKER_01I love PopCon. That one. That was hard.
SPEAKER_07So yeah.
SPEAKER_01It didn't even start yet.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. All right. All right. Once I heard that, I was like, everybody about to be the Jamaican is gonna go crazy with it.
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah, nah, man. It's gonna go crazy. It's not a Drake album film for one song where he thinks he's Jamaican in it.
SPEAKER_02Like I said, the rest of that album to me is pure trash. I'm cool on that shit.
SPEAKER_05That's what I thought he was trying to do with dust because he started off with that Jamaican shit. I said, Don't fucking play with me.
SPEAKER_01Yo, you know, he swear, bro. He swears he from the islands, man.
SPEAKER_07Controls. Yeah, but you can't just dis and come tell Monsari. Like, boy.
SPEAKER_01Please. Yo, you hear it? We swear, he swear, bro. If it's not that he thinks he's from London, one of them British, them British youths. Like, he swear, bro. He swear.
SPEAKER_05He, yeah, they do too much.
SPEAKER_01He watched, he watched, he he watched. Uh, what was that show we was watching? Is it top dog? What was the show? Oh, uh, that was his show. Yeah, he watched, he watched it too much of a show.
SPEAKER_08It was it's Top Boy, Top Boy.
SPEAKER_02Oh, nah, yeah, he paid the he brought the show. He brought the show back. Yeah, that was my show.
SPEAKER_01That show was I love that show, bro. That show Lamar in it, right? And keep it a bucket you he watched too much of it. That's what that's what it was.
SPEAKER_05Um Live by. It was um, it was a show with um it. I don't know what it came on originally.
SPEAKER_01It was a spin-off, it was a spin-off of um the original show was um when he brought it, he brought it to Netflix, I believe, right?
SPEAKER_05I think it was I think it was Netflix.
SPEAKER_01Summer House. Yeah, summer house. It was from Summer House, mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, man. Top boy was it was fire, man. I love that show. They killed all my favorite characters off.
SPEAKER_05They killed everybody but one person.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, yeah. They killed everybody. That shit was crazy. They killed my boy early as hell.
SPEAKER_05That shit was like set it off.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Are y'all gonna watch um Nemesis? Did y'all see it yet? Yo, I heard Nemesis. I haven't seen it.
SPEAKER_05What is that?
SPEAKER_02Nemesis is showing Netflix, yeah. The um recording cap.
SPEAKER_05Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna peep it. I was I meant to say, um, I watched the Netflix roast on Mark's living room TV, and there was ads. What the fuck is up with that?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I got I get Netflix for free through T-Mobile, but it has ads. I don't give a fuck.
SPEAKER_07Damn, she had to shout out the TV, the room, and everything.
SPEAKER_01But yo, bro, you know that they'll just you just gotta pay the difference for premium, right? I'm not doing that. If I for free, I'm cool. Like because I get Netflix for free with T-Mobile. I just played the difference because I already had premium and I told them. I'm like, yo, I got premium, so what y'all gonna do? They said you just paid the difference. I was like, all right, cool. How much is the difference? Uh I'll tell you right now. Hold on, let me pull up on my bill.
SPEAKER_05Because he wanted to talk about me having Hulu with ads, and you got Netflix with ads. I didn't even know Netflix had ads.
SPEAKER_01Nah, my Hulu don't got ads, my HBO Max don't got ads, but what's the other one that's connected to my Hulu got ads? It should have been type. My Hulu got ads too.
SPEAKER_05The only thing I got with ads is Tubi.
SPEAKER_01That's nah, bro. I'm gonna keep it a bug with you. My Amazon Prime ain't have no ads. No, Amazon did something to me. Out of nowhere, that shit just talk about some get rid of ads. Nah, nigga. I already paid so much for y'all niggas, y'all not about to get another dollar out of me.
SPEAKER_07Amazon took ads off their self off of my prime. They charge me like five dollars, and they're like, Oh, you have the ad free. I'm like, I never signed up for that. I just find out for the regular prime.
SPEAKER_01Nah, the niggas be trying to get me in the corner. You fuck around, hit your hit your hit your controller button by mistake, all of a sudden, your shit enrolled in air.
SPEAKER_07Or the damn kids. It's probably one of them damn kids.
SPEAKER_01I swear to god, my kids be buying shit, bro.
SPEAKER_05Nah, the Amazon platform is the biggest scamming one because you pay for Amazon Prime, but you don't get everything with the Amazon. You get like two movies that they put.
SPEAKER_07You have to add everything else personally. Like, I hate Amazon Prime. Yeah, they're a scam. So I'm like it, why isn't nobody talking about this? When I downloaded it, I was so mad. I'm like, what the heck? I I don't I can't see nothing. They're like, download Paramount. Why do you have it on here?
SPEAKER_01I watch everything. I I guess I don't know. I guess it's because I got all this shit. Man, I got too much shit. I canceled so much shit, and then somehow I got all this shit back again. Man, kids be swindling me. Like, dad, look, it's a promotion. They got you get three months for this, and then next thing you know, it's six months later. I'm like, what the fuck is this coming out? Kids laughing and shit. They're over here watching all their shows. I'm trying to figure out Jalen got her own profile on my damn crunchy roll. Like, I'm like, yo, these damn kids, they got every everything. All their TVs is connected to all my stuff. New stuff.
SPEAKER_07They be like, Oh, can I sign into yours? I go back on there. It's like one of their names. I'm like, what the hell? Yeah, they sign in forever. Friends be signing in.
SPEAKER_01Because I've been watching, I be looking, because I'll be like, all right, I ain't watched this. Who the hell was watching this? I be trying to see who the hell be having my stuff. Yeah, I hate when kids mess with that. I'm like, who the fuck is Rick and Morty? Who the fuck? Real girl. Like, who is this? It has to be somebody else. My kids ain't watching no damn rook and morty. It's somebody that's gonna have a basic life was watching that. And then I'm I'm just talking about it. I asked him, this nigga started laughing. I'm like, oh, it's this nigga.
SPEAKER_05Well, since we are talking about kids, we can congratulate Mark because he's officially become another godfather over the Bishop Deacon Mark.
SPEAKER_01My niece looks so nice. Oh man, I wanted to say how the hell Mark get up there and I burn, but I wasn't gonna do that one. So I was just like, nah, man, look at Bishop Dean Mark up there. That's that's Bishop Don Juan Marky Mark. Yeah, I don't know. That suit was fire.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I had that shit on. That suit was fire. I don't know why the pastor done walked into the back room for a second. I said, Yo, keep flick me up real quick. Yo, how'd you feel up there?
SPEAKER_07How'd you feel?
SPEAKER_02I felt comfortable, man. I felt real comfortable. Yeah, no way.
SPEAKER_00Never know.
SPEAKER_05That's what my dad said. My dad said, Marco make a good deacon or something. That's what he said.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I was looking at it, and I'm like, Yo, this I can't even get my words out. This may say like it.
SPEAKER_02Yo, I put I put that on my Instagram story. I said that was me yesterday.
SPEAKER_07Can't even get my words out. That's how excited I am for something he said.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that's true. I just know everybody was just like, Oh nah who'd let Mark up there at the altar. He gonna, oh man.
SPEAKER_07I can't wait till you get this healing.
SPEAKER_01That's what he did. When he said that, I'm not gonna lie, bro. It was like a 50 different things that came in my head, bro. I just started cracking up, like, oh, who wouldn't let this man up there like that? But then I was like, wait, that's who type fire.
SPEAKER_02He looked like he's supposed to be up there. You done found your calling, brother. I might do it, man. Them ties and orphans, I'm gonna need all that.
SPEAKER_00Yo, hey, listen, man. You want a legal scam? You want a legal scam?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, get a church, my brother. That's what I'm about to do. Get a church, get a church or cemetery. Those are legal scams.
SPEAKER_05My uh, for the listeners, my niece Jen Jen, aka Genesis, aka Janice the Menace. Um she had her her dedication to the Lord over the weekend. And that first of all, that's that shit at the church was all of 10 minutes. Like, I'm not even exaggerating. It was really 10 minutes.
SPEAKER_07God bless me, Jen Jen. She's so cute.
SPEAKER_05He the pastor said everybody here. He said, Yeah, he said some shit real quick. Mark and them signed the papers for godparents, and we was out of there. I'm not even exaggerating. That's a real shit. I ain't never heard that before. I should usually be dragged out. No, because what it I realize what it is. Normally, you could you have two options. You can do it after service on Sunday or Saturday, whatever you, you know, whenever you uh have your service, right? You could do it at the service. So you have a whole church service, and then at the end they do the baby dedication, or you can do it on a different day of the week, like a Saturday or something, and it's not attached to the service where you just do the baby dedication.
SPEAKER_01Ah, okay.
SPEAKER_05So my sister chose to do it like that, where we just do the dedication, everybody goes back to the crib and we have a little barbecue/slash party. And that's pretty much what it was. Um, I wish I could get into the details of the party, but I can't.
SPEAKER_02I see um that's the pastor's style though. Like, what happened to Yugi? The old pastor, like we used to be there to like 1:30, missing some of the football games. But with this new pastor, I'll be out of church by like noon. He he he making sure he makes them games.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, he said the Lord, the Lord is on good time.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, he cut all that other shit out that we used to do that we didn't like. Like, he the old pastor used to make everybody um hold hands at the end of service and pray, and we hated that. Like, I used that. A lot of the unnecessary shit the new pastor cut out, which I can't lie. So it's it's better, and it makes people want to go because a lot of people don't like going to church anymore. So when you have a shorter service and it's not doing things that you don't want to do, I think it would keep more people involved, and that's why he did it. And it makes sense for the people that actually want to be in church or whatever. Um, you know, you don't got a lot of times. That's why uh that's another reason why a lot of people don't like going to church because nobody wants to sit in church for four hours.
SPEAKER_07Like my sister does. She loves church.
SPEAKER_02And I mean missing the giants, like, nah.
SPEAKER_07She'd be talking to them people everything, like, hurry up, girl.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, my one of my aunts, she will do that. Like, she will go to two services. She would go to one. I'd be like, one time my mom sent me, well, I said, Mom, don't you ever send me to church with this lady again? We was into church at eight o'clock in the morning. We didn't get out till like five at night.
SPEAKER_08She went on a church tour.
SPEAKER_05What the fuck? We went to two different services in the same day. I said, Yo, what? I don't do shit like this. Like, my parents don't even bring me to church. Now you got me in church for almost 12 hours. Hell no.
SPEAKER_07You went back over, had enough church for the year.
SPEAKER_05Nah, hell no. No, no, no. Um, but yeah, no, the party after was it was nice. You know what I'm saying? It was a nice day, but it started to get it started getting cold. Um it's just I I I became annoyed because when you sober and everybody else is fucking drunk. Oh my god, I keep saying that. That shit was so annoying. Like get all this cacklin out of my face. It's not even that cackling, it's that Mark, like Mark becomes clumsy when Mark is drunk. But Mark is like, Mark is a vibe. He's not one of those people who gets like like violent or angry or sloppy. Yeah, Marcus likes to Mark don't like taking pictures. When Mark is drunk, Mark wants to take pictures with everybody. Mark is very reserved and quiet, but when he's drunk, Mark likes to be dancing and and all of that and making jokes. So Mark is a vibe. It's just that Mark is clumsy, so he was bumping into me and shit. I'm like, yo, bro. You have to say the fuck away from me. Like it's you know, they wanna do it.
SPEAKER_02I had a great time.
SPEAKER_05He did. Mark had a great time. Like I said, Mark is not one of those people who gets drunk and wants to fight and gets, you know what I'm saying? But then there was somebody that got drunk and wanted to fight and sit with left.
SPEAKER_02I'm not gonna talk about that, but um, we're not gonna we're not gonna put Jasmine out there on front street. Oh damn.
SPEAKER_05Oh my gosh. Because I'm over here, right? Who could be wanting to fight out of family function? Uh her own function. Her own function.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_05So, all right. Well, since he said it, that's the green light. Listen, the end of the night, he was waiting for because I wasn't gonna say it. The shit was crazy, right? Listen, it's my niece's dedication. So this is her mom, my sister Jasmine. Mark sent a group text. He sent a text in the family group chat. He said, It's 5 36 and she's already drunk. It's gonna be a long night talking about my sister. Uh-oh. So I really wasn't because there's so much family, there's a lot going on. Like, I really didn't see it. You know what I'm saying? Like, she was doing her own thing, I was doing my own thing. Um the way it's set up at my parents' house, I'm on like the balcony watching everybody. I'm at the top of the balcony next to my dad who's grilling and stuff like that. So everybody's on the on the bottom drinking, taking shots, and all that. I keep going back and forth, but for the most part, I'm pretty much like doing my own thing. So then it gets too cold, so everybody kind of just starts migrating inside towards the end of the night. Everybody's leaving and stuff. So now it's like, I would say like what 9 30, 9 45. Damn, I can't I can't even say this. Oh man. I um fuck it. I'm gonna say it. Uh I'll figure out what to do with the edit. But now everybody's leaving and they decide okay, we're gonna do one more shot. Everybody, let's do one more shot before we go. Mind you, this isn't like everybody leaving, this is just a certain like group of my family that's leaving now, and then it's like some left. So they're like, all right, get your shots or whatever.
SPEAKER_02And they're just like, Oh, we were toasting to our cousin that one? A pregnant cousin?
SPEAKER_05Yes, yes, yes. So my aunt, she goes, Okay, they said, Well, we toasting my aunt, so let's toast to the baby coming. So everybody starts putting their mouths like, no, no, this ain't about her. And they like, what? So they said, so Mark says the baby's name, you know, this is a toaster, the baby's name or whatever. He's like, No, no, where I I'm sitting down because I they're standing up, right? I'm sitting down, so their cups are in front of me. So now everybody pretty much moves their shots to toast each other away from her because she's trying to stop it. And they still want to toast with you. Yo, she started, she started crashing out. She started crashing out. Yo, y'all gotta be fucked up. This talking about my daughter, and y'all talking about a motherfucking baby.
SPEAKER_07Yo, she wants to. Somebody needs to put Sug Knight to bed.
SPEAKER_05She was so mad, but so it's like one of those where even though everybody's fucked up, they realize, okay, let's not entertain it because she's gonna go left. So let's just try to change the subject. You know, you got the music on or whatever, they try to change the subject. But you know, when you ignore somebody when they mad, they get more mad. So now she starts yelling, like, nah, everybody's drunk. Like, oh, everybody's drunk. Y'all trying to play with me. It's about my daughter. Mind you, the girl, her daughter been sleep for three hours. Like, it's meant to rap. Like, the shit was over. Everybody, you know how when everybody gets drunk, you start toasting to different shit every time. Like, this is just another time. So she just was so mad about it, she wouldn't let it go. But then at some point, she finally lets it go. They dancing and shit again. They they getting crazy. You know what I'm saying? The music is on, Mark playing the music, DJing or whatever. And then, you know, they start now, they start pulling me. Come dance, pull them, pulling me, pushing me. I'm like, all right, stop touching me, because y'all can't be sight. Y'all, yeah, I know y'all happy or whatever, but I'm not on the same level as y'all. Y'all keep touching me and it's annoying the fuck out of me. And it's cold outside. Y'all juiced up. I'm not drinking, so I don't, y'all don't feel the cold. It's fucking cold outside. It's like 50 degrees out there at nighttime, no sun, no nothing. It's cold. Um, so they're doing whatever. At some point, I dip by. I'm like, you know what? I'm going to bed. I'm out of here. Y'all be safe. I I did a little Irish goodbye, I got up out of there. Allegedly after that, not allegedly because you asleep. At like 11:30 or some shit. I don't know. Now these this group of families actually get ready to leave. And like I said, as they're leaving, Jasmine says to my aunt that made that toast, yeah, hopefully at that next event at the baby shower, you make it about the person's baby shower, not about nobody else, since you don't know how to stay on track or something like that. Jasmine said, Y'all thought this was the baby shower today? Right. Oh no. They start arguing. It just was a whole big thing. And then Jasmine was outside, they arguing, they drunk. You know, it's drunk shit. Like, it's not a real issue, but people that are drunk, they think it's real, like they got real beef right now. But when you're listening to it, it's like this is not y'all, y'all ain't saying nothing. Y'all saying dumb shit. Then they start crying. Like, oh yeah, I miss my grandfather, I miss my father. Like, it was so much dumb shit. So my brother AJ tries to pick Jasmine up to bring her in the house because she wouldn't leave her alone so they could leave. Because they gotta drive back to the Bronx.
SPEAKER_04Good lord.
SPEAKER_05So they're trying to get my uncle trying to leave because he's a driver. He didn't drink either. He's a designated driver. He's been trying to go. They said it they said this was going on for like almost an hour. He was in the car trying to leave. So at this point, he said, I'm gonna pick her up and bring her inside. And she turned that into he put her hands on her. So now she wanna fight. Now she wanna fight AJ saying he put his hands on like it was so I'm like, bro, this is supposed to be the day of the the the girl is being dedicated to the Lord.
SPEAKER_01Turn it on my own niggas.
SPEAKER_07I don't even acknowledge that pregnant person. Don't ever bring a name up on turning on my own. It's not about them right now. This ain't no baby shower. This is about my baby.
SPEAKER_00Oh no, nah, bro.
SPEAKER_01I feel like we all got one person in the family, it's just Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde that just switch up sometimes. It happens, man.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, that's it. That's my brother. Or that that's that liquor. We be like, don't drink. We all be so mad. Yeah. When my brother drinks, he's so I just be like, yo, stop. And then he got video. Oh, I'm so glad he's home. Cause he got videos now, and I could really embarrass him. He has social media and everything. Like, don't stop doing that. And then when I hate that he thinks it's funny, like when he's sober, oh, I'll be doing that. No, because next time you act dumb, I'm gonna freaking like really put you on live so bitches can see how you act. Like it's just it's so annoying and embarrassing. I can't, I can't stand if I can't control the person. And especially like if it's in a a um a heightened situation, like now you just want to fight everybody. But my brother is he's a freaking man, he's stronger than me. So imagine, like, it's just so I'd be like, yo, you cannot drink. Like, I don't even if you do drink, don't drink around me at all. Like, I don't know how to handle you. I don't know, like I don't like it.
SPEAKER_01You can't get through that's what that's what they don't they have no no sense of calming down, they just too fired up.
SPEAKER_07I don't know, I don't know that drunkenness even for myself. Like, I don't know that to be that out of body, like I don't get it. I can't do a front that was like I have blacked out before, you know, but it's not like oh you was acting wild, you cursed this person's like, like, no, like, or you was about to like I uh-uh. It's just no, but that's the thing for me.
SPEAKER_05I that's the thing for me. That's why I stopped drinking like that, because of the simple fact that I realized, okay, I have a pattern, I have a low, I I I don't have a high tolerance. So I act like normally as an adult, I have a lot of patience, I have a lot of discernment, and I could just let shit go. But when I'm drunk, I don't have no filter, I don't have no patience, and it's just I'm ready to go. Like, I don't give a fuck who you are, I could switch real fast. So it's like I had to slow down. I'm like, nah, I can't. I you know, I I go on cleanse, I got fast, like and then I just stopped drinking like that.
SPEAKER_07When we were younger, I seen key drinking more crazy, but as we got older, you got tired when you would drink. It wasn't like you were a problem at all. It was like we had our fun when we would drink. It got to a point where he's like, damn, we drink. I'm tired. Like, I'm like, oh gosh. Me, I stopped for the freaking black, the blackouts. I was I was on henny.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_07Now if I do drink, I don't go to henny, I'll take like shots of tequila and tequila only. No vodka, nothing else. Just tequila, or I will drink wine. I will not drink henny because I was having blackouts. A great time, but I couldn't tell you how the the night ended.
SPEAKER_01Like it's like, oh, what happened?
SPEAKER_07Like, how did I I don't know.
SPEAKER_01I did that's too unsafe for me. That was that's when it hit me. I couldn't tell you how I got home. Waking up and I'm home.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, like I don't want I don't want no blackouts like that. Well, they had to carry you. Out like no, somebody gotta carry me out. What? Nah.
SPEAKER_01I was falling asleep behind the wheel with Janet in the car. I was fucking coming home. I was drinking all day at work, and then we go to the bar after that. Then we go to the club after that, then we come home, and then I don't remember how I got home. And I'm like, yeah, nah, that that shit had to chill. Because then you're waking up and you're like, yo, did I drive? Oh my God. Wait, what? Like, nah. Nope. It was I was I was good on that.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I don't, I don't, mm-mm. Drinking just isn't for me. So I I don't I don't really enjoy it the way I used to. So I just be chilling. Like, I I'm okay with being sober in the spot. I'm okay with that. It's just when everybody gets belligerent, that shit gets annoying. It's like, okay, it's time for me to remove myself. Because especially when you get too belligerent and it's no like you can't bring somebody down. Like I said, what CC said with her brother, like, well, Mark, Mark is cool, Mark is a vibe. Mark just likes to have a good time. So it's not an issue with him. But like, I'm I don't want to like keep putting on my sister because she's not the only one. But there's a lot of people that get like that. Like they get triggered. Like I said, I used to be the same way. And if I can't tell you anything to bring you down, it's like, oh, I can't, I can't deal with this because now I'm being stressed out. And I don't want to be around that. And it's just up to the person to realize that I gotta, I gotta chill out what I'm drinking, maybe switch up what I'm drinking, because everybody has a vice. So maybe switch up what I'm drinking or how much I'm drinking or know my limits because it's intolerable. And now it's not even about having fun anymore. Now it's about like, you know, I'm trying to stop an issue, and that's not what it should be. A vice should be something to make you happy, you know? Like everybody has a vice and you should be happy doing it. If it makes you angry, you shouldn't do it. That's just my personal opinion. Um, I remember my dad said a few years ago, he was like, I don't know what the new weed is, but I see a lot of y'all young kids smoking weed and y'all be angry. Like, weed smoking need to be happy. You know what I'm saying? It's like, yeah, if y'all smoking weed and you and you're that's a good ass observation. Yeah, because a lot of it's around stress. Like, no. I'm telling you be happy.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, weed in our head like it used to.
SPEAKER_05No, it's it's so many chemicals in this shit, and people are using it because a lot of people like say, well, people are smoking more tobacco than weed. You gotta understand back in the day they were smoking tobacco, they were rolling switchers and and fucking um um Phillies, Philly blunts, and shit like that. Like they were smoking the tobacco with the weed. It's just that the weed is not it's like. Huh?
SPEAKER_02DC Brothers still smoking them Philly Dutch.
SPEAKER_07Yo, he damn sure love a Dutch. That's funny. Are you still yo, that's crazy. Yeah, I don't think he's still smoking Dutch, though. He definitely using paper now at Grabba, but I'm definitely gonna tell him that. I hate that's what that was my first. I thought I was rolling it. That shit crushed a billion pieces. I was like, fuck a Dutch, never touch that shit again. It's like surgery when you roll one. Like, I can't do all that licking and cutting and like, come on, like what I mean, not in a rolling up sense like that.
SPEAKER_02Like, that's hard to say. That was that was an alley. Yeah, but I left it alone.
SPEAKER_05Uh, real quick before we go, because I don't believe that we discussed the Knicks um sweeping Philly. Did we discuss that?
SPEAKER_07Clean sweep.
SPEAKER_05Because I don't think they sweeped them the last time when y'all recorded without me.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, we swept them. It is what it is, man. Another day at the office. I'm not gonna make a big deal out of it.
SPEAKER_05Well, I want to play real quick. I just want to play a portion of Joe Budden's uh intro that he did. Um He had me crying.
SPEAKER_02Three of his co-hosts are either um from Philly or a Philly fan.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. So um I'm not even gonna play, I'm not even gonna play his talking portion. I'm just playing the music part because I think he did such a great job. I can't even play the whole thing because it's a bit long, but I'm just gonna play a portion of it. So here we go.
SPEAKER_03I mean, nigga, I didn't need nothing out of me, nigga. I'm done. What the f I'm in your talk nigga? Mic check one two one two mic check one two one two. That's that's a beautiful day in New York City. Oh, oh, it's always done in Philadelphia. How many of these you got? God damn it.
SPEAKER_05It goes on for a while, y'all. If you want to check it out, episode nine twenty eight of the Joe Budden Party.
SPEAKER_07When the nigga kept talking shit about the Celtics today, he was like, Your fucking bum had Celtics. I was like, that must be a bark. And then they played the song and he got up in their face. I'm like, yo, this nigga's dumb.
SPEAKER_02That shit was hilarious.
SPEAKER_05No, that whole shit. It was it was about 15 minutes, y'all. If you want to listen to it or watch it or whatever, go tune into it. It's very hilarious. Um, that's how you that's how you intro a show after the Knicks do a sweep, especially when you're co-hosts at Philly fans and they was popping their shit. You gotta, you know what I'm saying? You gotta you gotta do it like that. That's what you're supposed to do.
SPEAKER_02And they ain't barely just win the games either. They was blowing them out.
SPEAKER_01That's fucking them up. It was Knicks is looking like they playing Olympic basketball, bro. The niggas it was a massacre, them niggas was busting ass by 40 points, 30 points. Like, that shit was bro. Ain't none of their starters was playing in the fourth quarter.
SPEAKER_05Like, it was a massive card, bro. It was a massive card.
SPEAKER_01They had the the clips of Joel Embiid's face when he was getting dunked on the chair.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that's my wallpaper on my phone right now.
SPEAKER_01I feel like you know, we lost, but it was a good thing for me. Like, nigga, what?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that was crazy.
SPEAKER_05I was like, what? Tonight, well, by the time you guys hear it, um, you will have already figured out if the Knicks are gonna go up against the Cavs or the Pistons, but um, the game is tonight. We'll find out.
SPEAKER_02I don't give a fuck who we play, Knicks and six. Let's get it.
SPEAKER_05Let's go, Knicks. We got this. I knew it was gonna tie up. I knew that was gonna happen.
SPEAKER_01I knew it was like that with the Spurs and the in OKC. That's a great matchup.
SPEAKER_02That's gonna be crazy. I'm gonna I'm sticking with my original picks. I'm going with OKC.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, even though the Spurs washed them all all ser all season. I mean, they don't know.
SPEAKER_02I don't know if you remember last year's playoffs, but last year in the regular season, uh Boston swept the Knicks in the regular season. When the playoffs came around, felt to ass. If the Knicks think we have a better chance against the Spurs, I'm rooting for the Spurs. But I think I think OKC pulls it out.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, back-to-back MVP.
SPEAKER_05A few weeks ago, um this teacher at my job he was saying that it would be legendary to see uh the Knicks face the Lakers in the finals. But you know, the Lakers are ass. So that didn't happen. But it was looking like it could be a possibility, possibly, but the Lakers suck. So um, yeah. But that would have been very legendary to see that. Like I would have loved to see that, especially LeBron and possibly his last season playing, going up and losing against the Knicks. That would have been, oh my gosh, what a full circle moment that would have been. But you know, it is what it is. We'll see how it goes. Um, Knicks and six.
SPEAKER_07Who's doing their thing on the Knicks right now? That's like holding who's killing shit.
SPEAKER_01Uh OG. OG, OG. Brunson always do his thing. Brunson always do his thing.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, Jalen Brunson right back.
SPEAKER_01Becoming a point center is looking really phenomenal. But OG was carrying niggas, bro.
SPEAKER_02Michael Bridges, his defense been phenomenal.
SPEAKER_01He finally got his shot to start falling. That shit looks scary.
SPEAKER_02Knicks look good, man. We look good.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I hope the time off don't fuck him up. Because you know, usually that it always go one. I mean, it could always go one way or the other. Either the rest is good for you or it's not. But I honestly think they're so hungry right now, they they busting their ass right now.
SPEAKER_05And Josh Hart is being a little bit more consistent than than he has been before. So have to give Josh Hart his credit. He's been shooting.
SPEAKER_01Just the way they all shooting. I was not expecting McBride to be shooting like that, boy.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, McBride has been coming in clutch.
SPEAKER_01They're shooting legendary. Like right now, they shoot, they tie in Golden State three-point numbers. Like, come on, bro. Yeah, that shit was that was that was crazy.
SPEAKER_02That was game. Like, usually teams shoot good when they play at home. Like, nah, we was like, Nah, boy.
SPEAKER_01They did something different. It was crazy. Everybody was wearing threes. I said, oh no, this is crazy.
SPEAKER_02All right, y'all. Um, we went on for two foot.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. Um, we got a cousin that stopped being a Knicks fan because he got tired of losing.
SPEAKER_02Did he did he convert back or that's what most people are doing right now? He actually switched up. He's a Houston Rockets fan now.
SPEAKER_05Oh, okay. Stay over there. Houston?
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_02Them niggas is at home, so hey. Right.
SPEAKER_05Alright, y'all. Um, yeah, that's enough. That's we we went on for a while. We're about two hours in, two and a half. Um, listen, listeners, thank you for tuning in to another episode of the media slaves. If you made it to the end, you the goat. Make sure you do the right thing, like spikely. Save your bunnies. Yo, please slap over. I hope you're does your co-worker listen to this?
SPEAKER_02No, she no, she doesn't.
SPEAKER_05Okay. Cause even if she did, I said what the fuck I said, okay.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, that's what it is.
SPEAKER_05But listen, um, we are out of here, y'all. Until next week, we'll see you then.
SPEAKER_02I said what the fuck I said. Gang gang with the gang gang.