The Media Slayers
In a world where social media headlines rule and rumors travel faster than facts, The Media Slayers are here to cut through the noise. Every week, Keyy G, Marc Gates, Mr. Unlimited PTO, and CC Da Voice, take on entertainment news, viral moments, public figures, and the culture at large — with no agendas, no fluff, and no mercy.
We do the digging so you don’t have to —slaying conspiracy theories, cancel culture, and lazy narratives one episode at a time. If you’re tired of groupthink and ready for real conversations (with a little trolling on the side), you’re in the right place.
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Baby, Baby, Baby!
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This episode kicks off with a huge announcement as host Keyy G shares the exciting news of her pregnancy! The crew celebrates after a week that included not one, but TWO baby showers before diving into the latest headlines and debates.
The Media Slayers break down the recent Verzuz battle between B2K and Pretty Ricky, discuss entertainer Big Tigger’s recent arrest, and react to the bizarre Candace Owens death hoax making its way across social media. They also talk about yet another amusement park ride getting stuck, Marc G gives his thoughts on Love Island, and the crew covers plenty more trending topics with their signature mix of laughs, opinions, and unfiltered conversation.
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SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get it started.
SPEAKER_05Yes, yeah, gang gang. What up, Salar Boy? So happy to be here.
SPEAKER_01So why was you 10 minutes late?
SPEAKER_05How can I be 10 minutes late if it's only 1.05 right now?
SPEAKER_01Well, we start at 12.55.
SPEAKER_05Nah, you said one o'clock, playboy.
SPEAKER_01And so you just was you here at 1 o'clock?
SPEAKER_05Yes, I was.
SPEAKER_01No, you wasn't.
SPEAKER_05Check your email. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Check your email.
SPEAKER_01He's a liar.
SPEAKER_02That's what I'm saying. Check your email.
SPEAKER_05Go to the receipts.
SPEAKER_01Whatever. What's up, y'all? How y'all feeling?
SPEAKER_07I'm feeling good, gang. How you feeling?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, how you feeling? I'm feeling blessed and highly favored. That's how I'm feeling right now. That's right, girl. I feel good. Physically, I'm beat up. But in my heart, I feel great.
SPEAKER_05You sound a little hungry, like you eat over there. She's tearing something up. I'm starting to think this is like a bit now. She does this every week. Like this part of the ball. It's a little bit of a rage bait for you.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. It's just a little ice cream. It's nice and hot out. Ice cream. Enjoying a little ice cream. You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_07The fun things in life, you are. Right, exactly. A little creamery, that's all.
SPEAKER_01Mm-hmm. So, how y'all doing? How was y'all week?
SPEAKER_07Long. I cannot wait for my vacation.
SPEAKER_02The week was pretty hectic. I don't got no vacation, but I'm about to put some time in.
SPEAKER_07Man, I'm on vacation from I'm on vacation from July 9th to the 20th.
SPEAKER_02She's about to put in some borrowed time. Yeah, I need, I need, I need, I need something.
SPEAKER_07Nah, for real, for real. A little reset, a little breather.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I know that's right. And it's no complaints though. No complaints. It was just a busy week, but no complaints at all.
SPEAKER_07You know what I'm saying? Busy week, hot week. I don't know if it was hot out there for y'all, but it was so hot out here.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it was hot. It's hot right now.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, it's hot. Yeah, it was like 90 degrees at like seven in the morning. I said, Oh, it's gonna be hot. It's I don't know what today.
SPEAKER_01Yes, it's been hot. The summertime is here. The summertime is here. Love it.
SPEAKER_02About to do a cartwheel.
SPEAKER_01Mark, what about you? How was your week?
SPEAKER_05Not the cartwheel. I had a pretty good week. Nothing crazy happened, nothing too important.
SPEAKER_07Mark, this thing gets off my nerves. Yo, he likes to rage bait. I'm noticing that, man.
SPEAKER_05He's a prolific rage baiter.
SPEAKER_07That's that's what we're about to do. That's his new title, bro.
SPEAKER_01Yo, he's so annoyed.
SPEAKER_05It was a good week, though.
SPEAKER_01I had fun. Yeah, as you should, as you should. Um you've been having fun since last Sunday, Father's Day.
SPEAKER_07I feel like he's been having fun since the Knicks won.
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah, you know what? You're right, Ali.
SPEAKER_07For sure. I've been outside. That's how I feel like everybody knows they really are.
SPEAKER_02People on TikTok like, since we're champs, it's it's 27 days in. Like, I'm like, yo, people are crazy. Breakfast ever since the Knicks won. I'm like, yo, we don't need the update.
SPEAKER_07Yo, everybody outside turned up having a good time. People talking to everybody, inviting people everywhere. I haven't even seen that about crime yet.
SPEAKER_05I seen um I seen a Knicks fan on vacation, and he was like walking to the store. He said, Wait a minute, I think I see another champion. He goes up to the other next fan with the jersey on and they start celebrating in the store. Like, bro, I was in the zoo.
SPEAKER_07I went to the zoo yesterday, and I seen the dude wearing a Knicks jersey. I said, Okay, you wearing the right jersey. I see you. You wrong halo. He had the Mets hat on, right? And then I said, Oh, that's what's up, bro. You from New York? He said, Nah, I said, Oh, so we got fans all the way out here. I never thought I'd see today. And he started laughing. He said, Yeah, man, he was wearing a mellow jersey and all that. I said, Okay, let me fuck up.
SPEAKER_05Look at Ali jumping on a bandwagon.
SPEAKER_06Y'all damn sure did.
SPEAKER_05Talking about we got fans out here. Like, yo, he's crazy, dude.
SPEAKER_06Who the thing is, we yo, I'm crying. What you mean? We champions, baby. Oh my god, we champions, baby. Run the playback. Y'all doing me, y'all doing me like they doing Cameron. Don't do that.
SPEAKER_01Nah, Cameron had to relax. Yeah, Cameron was walling, though. And Wallow. Wallow doing a lot too. Like Wallow.
SPEAKER_07Wallow always do that though. Every year, Wallow got a new team. Uh-uh. That's why Mark tried to say that I wallow. I'm not Wallow. I stick to my teams. You heard? It's crazy.
SPEAKER_01In New York, the new greeting is Nixon Five. Like, that's just where everybody's gonna be. That's all I've been hearing. Nixon Five.
SPEAKER_07Like, oh, I've been hearing people arguing, Nixon Five, people saying the Nixon Five. Like they're like, I don't care who comes back next year. We still won. You heard?
SPEAKER_01I'm saying, I'm talking about like people outs, like when you in like in the street, or you know what I'm saying? You in the street.
SPEAKER_07That's all everybody's still saying.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that's what people say. Like that's a greeting right now. When you go and when you're chilling in New York, like just walking around and shit. Uh Nix and Five, yo, what's up? Somebody said on Twitter, yo, somebody sneezed and they said somebody sneezed and then somebody else said Nixon Five. Like they didn't even say bless you. Like what's allowed. Thank you. Thank you.
SPEAKER_07Not even God bless you, just Nixon Five. You heard?
SPEAKER_01It just feels good. Like the energy in New York is just so, it's just so high right now. Like it just feels good to be. I mean, it always felt good to be in New York for me, but it just feels like it's just everybody's just happy. And then you got the World Cup stuff going on. So like the the city is still turned.
SPEAKER_07Keep going crazy with the World Cup.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, the city is still turned from that. So it's like it's just nonstop like happiness. Like I went into the 7-Eleven the other day, and it was like in the when I first walked in, it was a crowd of men just standing there watching the TV because the World Cup was on. I don't know anything about soccer or football, whatever you want to call it. I don't know anything about it.
SPEAKER_07I don't know what. It's too long. That's what I know. It's way too long.
SPEAKER_01It's a lot. I couldn't tell you anything about that, but they were locked in. Like, oh my gosh. So yeah, it just feels good. And why is everybody for the World Cup in New York? If it are they like, we got a soccer field? I'm confused.
SPEAKER_07What the USA got a team. It's in New York this year. So is that the World Cup is in New York this year? Oh it was right after the next one. That was it. World Cup time.
SPEAKER_01So all of the teams are are playing in New York every time.
SPEAKER_07Yeah. Yeah, that's where they're important. So Colombia, Argentina, all of them dope people. Yeah, Haiti, all of them, they all out here.
SPEAKER_05This is why the football players are getting mad, because they make a lot of the football stadiums uh with turf. And the football players feel like turf is is wearing down on their bodies and causing more injuries. But when the soccer players come here that wanting to play soccer, they're switching it to real grass. So they football's player like, yo, just because they come, you switch it to real grass for them, but not for us. Like that's messed up. Yeah, because they've been asking for real grass for years. That is messed up.
SPEAKER_07They've been asking for real grass for years, but it's true, turf does cause more injuries.
SPEAKER_01Oh, that's interesting. That's interesting. So why is there like all these visitors from like the UK and Africa and stuff like that? Like, why are they in America but in different states?
SPEAKER_07Oh, I don't know about the different states part.
SPEAKER_01Because they're in the south, they're in the streets.
SPEAKER_07They probably just visiting places they wanted to visit, then. I don't know. We gotta look into that.
SPEAKER_01That's interesting because I was confused by it.
SPEAKER_07I know that they all should be in New York though, for sure. What are they doing down here?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, they're all over the place. I told you I've been watching them all on TikTok. Let me research it.
SPEAKER_07No, that was you who said that they over here loving our food and like and knowing that we got all this cancer causing killing food compared to theirs, right?
SPEAKER_05I did hear somebody say one of the games was in Atlanta recently at Mercedes-Benz Stadium. So I'm on fire.
SPEAKER_07So I wonder if it's all over the U.S.
SPEAKER_01That's what I'm trying to say. I don't think it's it's in New York like that. I think it's all over.
SPEAKER_07But mainly here.
SPEAKER_01I don't know.
SPEAKER_07Oh, yep. Yep. The 2026 FIFA World Cup is being hosted all across North America, Canada, Mexico, and the United States.
SPEAKER_01But where in the United States?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, but I'm saying, like, any all over, all over. It's all over. It's not just in New York. It's across 16 host cities. Hold on, I'm clicking on it right now.
SPEAKER_01Okay, I found it. It says it's gonna be in New York, Jersey, Dallas, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Seattle, Atlanta, Miami, Houston, Boston, Philadelphia, and Kansas City. That's it. Oh, they about to be lit.
SPEAKER_07That's far here. That's what I'm saying. They're not just a lot of people.
SPEAKER_01It's everywhere. And it's mad teams. So I'm like, there's no way they're all playing in New York because their teams, there are other teams playing at the same time. So it's like they can't all be here. Where are they? Oh, they're in the Met Life. Okay. Alright. I see what's going on. Well, shout out to them. It seems like they're having a blast.
SPEAKER_07They definitely having a blast. All the foreigners coming here. Don't die. They're gonna they're gonna fall for the okie doke. They're gonna come over here and hate it. They better chill.
SPEAKER_01They've been um loving ranch for some reason. Like ranch is a thing. Ranch dressing? Yeah, ranch dressing.
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SPEAKER_01I I guess they don't have I don't know, maybe they don't have ranch in the U in the UK. I don't know, but it's been a thing. They've been just just buying books of ranch. And TSA had to issue an announcement that you know it's still traveling required, but you ain't gonna be able to take that on the plane. So I don't know.
SPEAKER_05We got it so good and so bad at the same time. Yo, for real. They sprinkled crack on all that. Yeah, it's killing us, but it's mad good though. That's a fact.
SPEAKER_01But there was fact there was some that had food delivered from the UK because they refused to eat the American food, which I think that's smart. But sometimes you gotta live a little, man.
SPEAKER_07Man, our foods walk around with labels that say, hey, you can eat this, but it's gonna give you cancer, it's gonna call it's gonna kill you. Like, hey, you could eat this, but we put a bunch of chemical stuff in it. Hey, you can eat this chicken, but we did bathe it in chlorine, but it's all right.
SPEAKER_01And it's not just the snacks, so like they're going to restaurants, they're trying, like I seen. Oh my gosh, the Africans are the best for me. The Africans are going, they're trying seafood boils, they're trying steak at the steakhouses and stuff like that. Uh oh, this is good.
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SPEAKER_01Yeah, they're loving it. I just I think it's beautiful to see. Like, it's a lot of people just amazed. They're like, Why is there so many Oreos?
SPEAKER_02Oh, you reposted, you reposted that video of the African guy. He's he said he didn't, they don't have steak like in Africa.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02He was like, he went to Longhorn. He was like, yo, the best steak ever.
SPEAKER_07I go to Africa. I want all kind of exquisite meals. I want a I want a lion steak. I want all that.
SPEAKER_01But people were counting him. They were like, Oh, you went to Longhorn, I guess.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, that foo foo is fire.
SPEAKER_01I'm like, leave him alone. So what? He liked the Longhorn steak, and there's a lot of people that like longhorn.
SPEAKER_07People love Longhorn down here.
SPEAKER_01People love Longhorn. That's where he's at.
SPEAKER_07I think he's in, I think he's I don't know, I think he's in Dallas or something like that, but yeah, the the South, they they they love them some Longhorn.
SPEAKER_01What's the helicopter doing out?
SPEAKER_05Looking for you.
SPEAKER_07They look looking for somebody running through the backyard. You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_02I ain't hard to find. Your dad probably rented that helicopter, man.
SPEAKER_05It's definitely not hard to find right now.
SPEAKER_02You know, it's part of his uh scheme that he set up.
SPEAKER_01Yo, let me introduce her so we can get into this show. Um listeners, welcome back to another episode of the Media Slayers Podcast. I'm your host, KG. So happy to be here. Yeah, yeah. I'm joined by my lovely co-host. I got Cece the Voice in the spot. Don't make it hot.
SPEAKER_02What up, Cece the Voice? Y'all ain't got no choice, baby. Look, y'all, y'all know that's my slogan now. I'm about to change it though, because it's not hitting like it's supposed to, but see the voice, y'all ain't got no choice.
SPEAKER_07Okay, I like it. I like it. She's taking no prisoners.
SPEAKER_02Don't get arrested, right? Baby, I hope I don't never get arrested. I am too scary.
SPEAKER_07Yes, I believe that you're gonna be somebody's girlfriend in there, real quick.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I'll be happy with that though. She's like, I got protection.
SPEAKER_07I can't.
SPEAKER_02Right place, wrong time, man.
SPEAKER_07The biggest dike right in there.
SPEAKER_01We also got Mr. Unlimited PTO while Lee is here.
SPEAKER_07You're gang gang with the gang gang.
SPEAKER_01And last and five viewer, we got Mark D, the instigator himself, Mr. HR.
SPEAKER_05Yes, sir. I said what the fuck I said. Let's get it. Yes, sir.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, nah, that's the prolific instigator right there, bro. Rage beta, all that. We're about to call him the new triple threat. I be chilling, man. I be chilling.
SPEAKER_01All right, so listeners, you know, I do have an announcement to make. Um drum rolls, drop the off, drop the bottom. Today will be my last day recording for a few weeks. I'm taking some time off, you know. I'm gonna use some of my PTO. And uh, you heard? So, you know, when you guys hear I'm not here, don't have no fear. You already know. I'm letting you guys know this is my last day. I have no fear, and I don't want nobody boycotting, and you know, I don't want nobody all that. You lying.
SPEAKER_07You just said last week, that's what you want. If Key not here, I don't want I ain't listening.
SPEAKER_01She said, Y'all better sound off when I I said, I no, that's not what I said. I said, if you don't know why, if I just disappeared. But if I tell you that's different. And I also said I love the listeners so much that I would never just abandon them without notice. So that's why I'm letting them know I won't be here for a few weeks. I'm taking my little PTO. What kind of PTO? My maternity leave because I am pregnant.
SPEAKER_07I'm having y'all, we can finally stop tiptoeing.
SPEAKER_02That's what the fuck I'm talking about. Listen, is this why she's been eating a smogish board of key snacks every night? Every day, baby.
SPEAKER_06Every day, damn, cats out the bag. Wait, hold on, hold on, wait a minute. What I least say, I've been getting cursed out every damn day.
SPEAKER_05The baby's gonna look like him.
SPEAKER_07Hold on. The person who gets on your nerves the most? No, who bothers you the most when you're pregnant is who who and your kid supposedly ends up looking like. That's just that's the same.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but unfortunately, a lot of people been getting on my nerves a lot. So she's just been tired of everybody. Yeah, I've been tired of everybody. I don't know.
SPEAKER_05So it's just I'm happy on I'm on her good side. Mark is gonna come out looking just like you. I mean, the baby's being named after me. I know Prince Mark. I peached. I said, Oh, she got the daddy and the brother.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Well, best friend, congratulations. You're about to kill this mother thing. You about to kill it. I already see you getting a little soft. You're gonna be a great mama.
SPEAKER_07I just can't nobody ever mess with her baby.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I'm like, I look, I didn't want to say it. She got a little, you know, she's softening enough. That's what I was saying. She's gonna be a great mama, but Lord.
SPEAKER_01Keep in mind, but please don't mess with her baby. You know, I've always had like those motherly maternal instincts, you know what I'm saying? But for some reason, it's like an overdrive now to like even when like I was saying Mark went out last weekend for Father's Day, and he wanted a designated driver, but I'm I'm not driving to the Bronx, especially not to wait for you to get drunk and and all night. I gotta go to sleep. Like, I'm 35. Last week I was 30, whatever, but I'm 36 weeks officially now when you guys hear the picture. Any time, girl. Any time.
SPEAKER_02Yes, Prince is making his way.
SPEAKER_01Mark, I don't I I I realized Mark wasn't because he said, you know, I'm he's responsible, he don't drink and drive. But I'm seeing Mark taking a lot of pictures and he's sending them. If you know Mark, Mark don't do that unless he's drinking. Mark's not a picture person. So I put two and two together. I said, oh, he's drinking. And he's about to drive all the way home from the Bronx. So now I couldn't go to sleep until like he was okay. Yeah, I kept stoking his okay. Then I see he at like a a pier or somewhere. I'm like, oh my god, somebody got his body. They got him somewhere. Stop. Stop. Oh my god. I'm like calling him, he's not answering. I'm like, what the fuck?
SPEAKER_07Mark over there getting cheeks at the at the at the at the at the water spot, and she over here blowing his phone off.
SPEAKER_01It's like one in the morning.
SPEAKER_07So I'm like, Yeah, he was being romantic.
SPEAKER_01The barbecue was over because it was at my aunt's house, but a lot of my family was there. The barbecue was over at like I think nine, ten o'clock, everybody was done. But yet he at the park and his phone is on like 20%. I see. I'm like, yo, what is he doing? So then I started hitting up my cousin because he was active and he was with Mark. I'm like, yo, where's my brother at? Like, what's what's happening? What's going on? So they finally mark called me back. I'm like, yo, what are you doing? He's like, yo, I'm about to leave in like five minutes. I'm like, leave from where? He liked the barbecue. I'm like, Mark, you were not in no damn barbecue. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm about to leave. So I still can't go to sleep because I know in my mind he still got a drive and he's been drinking, and it's gonna take him at least like an hour. And his location, he's going from here to here to here to here. I'm like, what the fuck is he doing?
SPEAKER_07Like, just ghosts. My boy was on the Jose Alvarado press run.
SPEAKER_01I'm telling you, I'm like, does he not have to go to work? Like, I was so confused. I did not sleep. Yo, oh my god. And I had to go to work myself. I'm like, yo, this guy, I was so pissed off. Mark is the side quest king. Yo, yo, I'm telling you, it seemed like it, bro.
SPEAKER_07It seemed like it. When I told my pops that uh Mark was at the front, he said, What the what the hell? I said, Yeah, he jumped off, they done dapped him up and all that. My pops was like, How the hell when the hell did he get there? We out. Mark got there early thinking that we're gonna do a big worker. He got there at like seven something. He said, Man, that line was so damn long.
SPEAKER_01I just I yo, I'm telling you, I just the next day, that next morning or whatever when I got to work, I had to text my parents in the group chat, like, yo, I'm sorry for all the trouble I gave y'all when I was a kid, when I was a teenager, because I feel it like that.
SPEAKER_06I have life 360.
SPEAKER_01We would have been screwed, and I thought they were gonna be like, No, my dad was like, Yeah, you gave us hell, but it's all right. That's the past, you grew up so much. So my mom would have been like, Yeah, now you now you see. I'm telling you, I'll be like, yo, AJ. I told you guys weeks ago. I don't know if I said on here, AJ got into a car accident, I ran out of work with my pregnant ass. I even said, I said, I gotta go. I'm running, I'm crying. I I was hysterical. Like, it was just so like I cannot take it. Like, it's just I am a different person. I have changed already, so I'm ready for this.
SPEAKER_05I don't I don't like how you think somebody dumping my body somewhere and I'm not dumping a body.
SPEAKER_07Mark said, What about bitch? Yeah, like what you talking about? He said, I don't know. These niggas gonna earn this kill, you heard.
SPEAKER_01You know why? Because I just see the movement and I I see like he in the park, and now it's like, oh, he's in the water. I'm like, he can't be. I'm like, wait a minute, it's 1.30 in the morning. What could like you even know? You ain't never been to this part. It's not like if he was like somewhere local, I would be like, okay, maybe he decided to blow it down. You know, he don't smoke no more. He decided to blow it. Listen, whatever.
SPEAKER_07Let me show you the let me show you some sightseeing, girl.
SPEAKER_01Well, be more responsible. When somebody says, Yo, you good, you're supposed to answer, yeah, I'm good. Keep your phone charged. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's the there's certain things to keep people feeling like, all right, he's good. You know what I'm saying? You see a phone that's on less than. 20% and he moving around, but he not answering. It's like, oh, hell no. What's going on?
SPEAKER_05Like, I was just looking over the water and reflecting on life. That's all it was.
SPEAKER_01Nah, just that real drunk shit.
SPEAKER_05He's lying.
SPEAKER_01All those same people, all those same people that was there came to my baby shower yesterday, and I started asking questions, like, yo, what y'all was doing? They was like, we went to the Pierre, Mark was there. I said, Oh, okay, yeah, I know Mark was there. Oh, it was a family thing. It was a group thing. They was like, Yeah. And and then these two women came. I didn't think about it at first, but uh it dawned on me after because they're like, oh, here they had night. They gave me a hug. I'm like, who the fuck are y'all? They're like, oh, Mark invited us. Oh, they were shorty from the pier. That's what they said. They said Mark invited us, and I didn't think nothing of it because I was so overwhelmed.
SPEAKER_07He was drunk. He was drunk. Because there's no way you invite randoms to the basement.
SPEAKER_01Who did he invite?
SPEAKER_05It was extended for him.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, okay, okay. It was it was it was it was close friends of of family. No, they're not.
SPEAKER_02They were sitting at your aunt gay's table. Yes. Oh, okay. Them girls was lit. I was getting blowing it down with them girls. They like, you want to smoke? I'm like, it got grabbo. Of course. I said, oh, of course.
SPEAKER_01Oh God. No, let me let me break it down for y'all. Let me break it down for y'all. My uncle, right? He has a baby mother that's the same age as me and his daughter. Me and his daughter the same exact age. We was born a month apart. His baby mother, those that's her family. So at the at the Father's Day thing last week, they were there. It's her sister and her sisters. These bosses are a grown woman. And um, you know, I I found out because my cousin said yesterday, she like, yo, these two are always at all the family functions. I don't understand why they're always here if they're not even together no more. And I was laughing, but I didn't put two and two together because I'm thinking, like, wait a minute, I didn't know that because I don't be going out there like that. So I didn't know they be popping up, but it just was weird to me that they are there, but his actual baby mother wasn't here. She could she comes every now and again to, you know, to our function, but she wasn't at my baby shower. So the fact that I seen these two women that look exactly like her, and she wasn't there, but they were there, and I'm like, that's weird. But my cousin was like, No, they do that. They're at every family event, like they're family. They're not even together no more. Why are they still popping up? I come, I completely forgot they said Mark invited us.
SPEAKER_02I was like, Oh man, the baby shower was so the food, that fish, that thing was going into it. He owe me one. I put three pieces of fish. And I swapped somebody's fish out. Oh, it's Jasmine. She came on, let me get some fish. There was like one huge piece. She's like, Let me get that one. I put it on your dad's plane. I said, Girl, you're gonna have to get this one because your dad loves fish. I heard the food was so good. The funny thing is, it was the kids coming back for the seconds first. Yeah. I'm like, wait a minute. I y'all, yeah, I see some doubles. Yeah. They was dying laughing. I'm like, yo. Everything was perfect though.
SPEAKER_05I just had it today. I didn't get to eat yesterday, but I just had it today. It was really good. But I just it it just dawned on me when uh Cece was serving plates. She gave me my plate and she was talking about some happy pride month. I said, what?
SPEAKER_02Every set of meatballs I was giving out, I was telling Keys Guy family members happy pride month. I was trying to I was trying to see where their head was at. They were crying, laughing. Oh great headed head. Nobody cursed me out. They was like, listen, I'm here for it. Happy Pride Month.
SPEAKER_05I said, I mess with y'all, but don't ever say no shit like that because I'm gonna get my dead ass.
SPEAKER_01Yo, it was crazy. It was really between well, this week I also had a surprise baby shower at my job that they threw for me. And they did so good that I had like I had a couple hundred dollars that they gave me in a card. I had I had a trunk full of gifts. Like I had they had they packed my car in with the gifts in my trunk to go home with. I had so much stuff. They brought me things that I didn't even get yet for myself, like my hospital bag, like the slippers for the hospital. Like they got me stuff for myself, and of course a lot of the baby stuff. Like, I I'm still like on a high from my job doing that because I'm like, wow, y'all really went all out, the decorations, the food. I don't know. A lot of you guys um listeners, you probably don't know about this spot. It's in Long Island called Wings and Things. But they had the food for Wings and Things. Oh, they oh, they love you.
SPEAKER_07I grew up on Wings and Things.
SPEAKER_01They love you.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, it used to be right around the corner from my crib on the heights.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, they they did a great job. Like, I I and I've been going I've since I've been pregnant, because I really don't do fast food, but since I've been pregnant, I've been skipping out on the free food that they gave us at work. And trust me, it's great food, a lot of options, but I've been skipping on that, and I've been going to Wings and Things, or I've been going to Sonic and um to have Wings and Things in years. I think Wings and Things has like the best fried chicken. So he was the first person to put me onto Wings and Things.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, what is this? We used to go every Friday. I used to walk right to it.
SPEAKER_01It was right up the block from my I get fried chicken, I get the fried wings with the cornbread and the fried okra. Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_07That's what my pops would. My pops would get that fried okra. Oh man. And um, you remember those little sweet potato, um, the little sweet potato things that they would sell? Hush puppies? Yeah, yeah. My pops loved them hush puppies.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, hush puppies are good. I love hush puppies.
SPEAKER_05Um the only bad thing about the uh baby shower was there was this autistic girl who refused to leave. Like we kept on her leaves, and she just had this blank stare on her face. For real?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, we got the autistic girl.
SPEAKER_05I'm like, who is he talking about? I'm like, yo, bitch. If you don't leave, I'm gonna have to get my cousins and my aunts in here to get you up out of there. So she eventually left.
SPEAKER_01He's trolling. First of all, I didn't even get to tell Cece had left. Oh, Cece, you left when it was going on. The person that was sitting in there when you know I mean, yeah, yeah. He's talking about her.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_05And then with that stupid ass blank face, like, get the fuck out, girl. Like, what is wrong with you? Yeah, drooling.
SPEAKER_02Yo, she's not autistic. She's not. Marcus talking drunk.
SPEAKER_01He talking shit.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I thought she was drooling.
SPEAKER_01My cousin said, so the first thing she said was, Keith, do she have somewhere to live? I said, Yes, y'all, yo. She said, Well, why was she so hesitant? She said, even when we finally got her outside, she wasn't trying to leave, she was just standing there like she didn't have nowhere to go. Are you sure she's not homeless?
SPEAKER_07She wanted to hang out or something. She just wanted to be with y'all.
SPEAKER_01She said, No, she said she gotta be autistic. She said, I'm telling her she gotta leave, and she's just staring at me like I don't understand why she wasn't understanding what I'm telling her. Like, she said, We was about to jump her.
SPEAKER_05It would have got bad for her.
SPEAKER_07She was bad, she would have been getting her ass whooped just staring off in the space.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, and we have that one family member who always go against the family. She would have just jumped in and helped her.
SPEAKER_01Yep. And my cousin said, Y'all would have opened getting jumped. Y'all not gonna do that to her. She is a guest. Let's guess what?
SPEAKER_07Guess what? Yes, I'm about to beat her ass. Oh my gosh, I got tears coming down. Y'all over here bullying bullying the slow.
SPEAKER_01I was not gonna mention that, but it's just funny that Mark said it because it's like she's not, but people were asking that because of how she was acting, like it was just too hot. No, she wasn't, she just That's just how she is.
SPEAKER_07I don't know. That's just how she is, she'll be helpful. Was she sitting there with her mouth open too? Oh, I hate when people just sit there with their mouth open.
SPEAKER_05She has zero survival skills. I'll tell you that much. She's about to get fucked up. She don't know how to read a room. You gotta get away. Yo, a lot of grace right now.
SPEAKER_01It was a lot of it was a lot of steps that got to the point of just saying, Yo, you gotta go before it like she really wasn't trying. Yo, I can't even tell the story because it's just too personal.
SPEAKER_07Well, nah, she said it was a lot of steps. Like, yo, you really gotta go.
SPEAKER_01Yo, anybody, especially as you, yo, she like 35, 36. Like, if you read a room, you wouldn't even have to have been told. You wouldn't be like, Yo, all right, I'm I'm gonna head out. You gotta go. Yep, time to go. I was confused. I was like, then I started thinking myself, like, is she all right?
SPEAKER_02Like, you gotta have a like respectful walk out, like respectfully. This was nice. Thank y'all for having me. I'm just gonna head out. I see, I'm gonna head out.
SPEAKER_01That's it. Like, it wasn't one of those. This it took like 45 minutes to get shorty to go. Like, it was crazy. I was like, what is happening?
SPEAKER_06It's crazy. This is wilding.
SPEAKER_02And it kept raining on and off, and everybody still came out, yeah, still partying, still rocking in the rain, dancing. Nothing, like nothing was gonna like out like, yes, this is beautiful.
SPEAKER_01If it wasn't raining, it would have been a lot like first of all, we was turned. It was let's not say we, because I was done. But everybody else was turned up. We had tents. I rented a tent the last minute. I mean, literally, like the more yesterday morning before the baby shower started. The lady that did the decorations was like, Listen, it's gonna rain. I need a tent. I want to put this stuff up. And the weather app kept going back and forth all week. Even during the day, it was gonna say it wasn't gonna rain, it was gonna rain, slight chance, big chance. And I'm like, I don't want to chance it regardless. Like, let's just get the tent. So I rented a tent from somebody for like 150. And um, then my aunt and other people came in, they brought tents, so it just worked out. Like the decorations were so nice, and we had plenty of bottles, courtesy of Mark. He he's he supplied the alcohol.
SPEAKER_02Mark, you did you got these niggas got money? Let me tell y'all something about the case business. Those was the biggest bottle. I was drinking the patrol all night. I'm like, nobody had the big he got the big joints, the biggest. Yeah, I was like, oh, this is nice.
SPEAKER_05I was so mad when I brought them bottles. Keep talking about, yeah, Mark in charge of all the liquor. I'm like, what? And all the liquor? Like it's not gonna be a whole family thing, anybody buy a bottle.
SPEAKER_02Listen, next time, Mark, you would try the liquor, you gotta start making some punches, a series of punches.
SPEAKER_05For real.
SPEAKER_02I think it's crazy.
SPEAKER_01I think it's so well. If it wasn't my event, my baby shower, I would have been bartending because it just makes it fair for everyone. Because you know, it's always those people that that just keep pouring cups and leaving it and just wasting liquor. You know what I'm saying? Like they're drinking it, they'll put it down, they'll go back, like, or they'll pour a whole big you know what I'm saying? People just be doing too much. It's better if you have someone just pouring the drinks for you, it makes it easier. But um, I think it's tacky when my family does that, or anybody does that. Like, oh, bring your own bottle. Like, we are not in high school, like I haven't in a b- uh, yeah, b-o-b, bring your own beer.
SPEAKER_02But y'all never been the type though. No, I've never been invited to a party at your house, and you y'all would be saying bring anything.
SPEAKER_07That's why I'm like, No, should I bring the bring?
SPEAKER_02Like, what can I bring?
SPEAKER_07You gotta tell anyone to bring anything. You can't throw a party and not have everything. Like, come on, bro. You shouldn't be worrying about if you are we gonna have enough food. Is people gonna bring up the food? No, you gotta cook for the event, you gotta supply the liquor, you gotta do all that. Whatever people bring, that's on them. That's extra. But you should always have that's how parties are supposed to be. At least parties I've always thrown.
SPEAKER_01My biggest thing was I want to make sure there's more than enough food, I want to make sure there's enough alcohol, and the DJ is doing the right thing, like spikely. That was my biggest thing.
SPEAKER_07And the fact that people were You knew she was gonna get that one in there.
SPEAKER_01People were going up and getting seconds and thirds of the food, and there was still food left. It made me feel like, okay, good. And then, you know, there was plenty of alcohol that we still got bottles left. You know what I'm saying? And the DJ, oh, I'll get into DJ in a second.
SPEAKER_04But it was it was so wonderful.
SPEAKER_01Like, I had so many gifts, like I don't have to buy anything. Like, literally, like between my jobs, baby shower, and now, and then people have already been buying me stuff off my registry for for months now. Like, I per I personally don't have to get anything except for like the stuff I might need for the hospital. They they literally brought everything I could possibly need for the first six months. Like, I'm really I got boxes and boxes and boxes of diapers. Like, it's I I just was so I couldn't believe I'm like, this is so nice. I got I can't tell y'all how much money I got. Like, I got listen, we already knew before these donations. We knew. No, I mean I talked about this. I talk about how much money people gave me. They gave I made a lot of money.
SPEAKER_05I know because they they was giving Key the card and let me put that away for you. I was yeah, I went here to see how much was in there. I'm gonna collect the cards. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_07Mark said, Yeah, I need a little reimbursement for a lot. Look, let me get a little something.
SPEAKER_01It was definitely, it was definitely, yeah. I I'm definitely good with the bread, with the gifts. I just it was just such a great time. Um, like Mark or whoever brought up the name, my my son's name was gonna be Prince Mark, Prince after my dad, Mark after Mark, of course. So I had a fresh Prince theme. The best theme. It was also like, even though the decorations and everything was a fresh Prince theme, I told everybody to wear like their 90s outfits and everybody showed out. It was really a party. Like, I just wanted it wasn't a traditional baby, so I wasn't opening gifts in front. I waited until everybody left and I opened the gifts inside. I love that. I was like, I was I noticed that. I'm like, is she gonna open the gifts?
SPEAKER_02I'm like, oh okay, she might gonna wait. That's better though.
SPEAKER_01I just wanted everybody just to have a good time. Now the DJ, my dad was responsible for the DJ. Now, I told who just left me. I told my dad. My mom is the my family grew jabbing crying.
SPEAKER_05I thought he tilted, honestly.
SPEAKER_01Yo, he said the DJ wants to know, you know, what do you want him to play? Stuff like that. I sent the list. This was probably two and a half months ago. So he had plenty of time to get ready for what I wanted, right? I said I wanted plenty of dance hall, I wanted um reggae thong. Of course, I want Bad Bunny, and I put in exclamation marks, I mean in parentheses in exclamation, Bad Bunny. I wanted Nicki Minaj and I wanted Cardi B and 90s hip hop and RB. Right? So basically a set list that all of us listen to regularly. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like that's just so I was late coming to the baby shower, obviously, because I don't want to be there before everybody gets there, but then I started getting annoyed with the rain and all that. It was just a lot going on. Um so when I get there, they're like, oh, don't go outside yet. We want you to walk out to, you know what I'm saying, to a song or whatever. We want to do a grand a grand entrance so everybody can record you. I don't like stuff like that. I don't like all the you know spotlight on me. But I'm like, okay, but I'm hearing the DJ, and he's playing like songs that my dad and them listen to. Like, you know what I'm saying? I'm like, what the fuck is he playing?
SPEAKER_02And I'm like, excuse me.
SPEAKER_01I'm like, what is going on? I'm like, why is he playing that shit? So I started getting annoyed, and they're like, inside, like my cousin Bree and Angel, they're like, what do you want? You want us to tell him to change it? I said, they said, What is he, what do you want him to play? I said, he has a list, he knows what I want him to play. So they come back, they text me. Oh, he said he's he's he's just playing this for the um just to warm up. I'm like, bro, the baby shower started two hours ago. How much of a warm-up do you need? Play my shit. Like, what? I'm confused.
SPEAKER_06Facts.
SPEAKER_01So they're like, Are you ready? He's gonna he has a song for you to come out to. So I'm like, all right, I'm ready. And of course, he played Moment for Life by Nicki Minaj. I didn't ask for that. I didn't. He did his thing with that. I thought that was beautiful. I was I was very happy. Um, and then he went back to like I started hearing slick rickish. I said, Yo, what the fuck is going on? So my dad, he having a blast. My sister said, I told you, when he does, when he gets a DJ, he has him play what he wants to hear. I said, No, we're not doing that, and I'm not going for it. Tell him to turn the shit I want to hear. So then at some point I start watching. I see my d talking to him. He keeps leaving the DJ booth. He's talking about, he's chopping up with my dad.
SPEAKER_07Oh, your pops knew what he was doing.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, then my aunt come, which is my dad's sister, and he's talking to my aunt. Then my other cousins that all of like my family from my dad's side that grew up in Far Rock with him, the DJ was talking to. So I'm like, he must know him. So we went back and forth. I'm like, yo, turn this shit off. Stop turning on the old school music. This is if anything, do 90s and after. Like when you doing 80s and shit like that, you throw me off. Like, this is not that type. I want it to be a party. I want everybody to dance, you know what I'm saying? Like, so at some point, my dad brings him over. He's like, hey, uh, nice to meet you. I'm so and so. He said, I grew up with your dad. I said, Oh, I could have told, I said, I could have told you that. He was like, Why? I said, There's signs. Yeah, it will be signs. Yeah, he's like, Oh, he's like, Oh, he's like, Oh, my daughter, she's trying to say because I know everybody. I said, No, because you I see you talking to him, so I know what's going on. He's like, Oh, yeah, you know, we go way back, blah, blah, blah. Edge made, da da da. I said, okay, cool, listen here, bruh. Um, the list I sent you, I want you to stick to that list. He said, I got you. But every time I look up, the DJ is not like the DJ's at the party. He's not at the DJ booth. He's he's partying.
SPEAKER_06He's partying, he's partying.
SPEAKER_02Mind God, I thought the DJ was on y'all balcony. I never seen the DJ. I'm looking at my life, I can barely see. I'm like, if he's not on the balcony, I hear him, I don't see the nigga. Like, where is he?
SPEAKER_01Bro, he had that shit on autoplay. Like, he just the shit was already pre-recorded. He's trying.
SPEAKER_05And he's like, if he said that, she was like, Yo, where did I know with the DJ? I'm like, I looked up, he wasn't there. So I'm like, all right, let me go look for him. So I go in the front, he's talking to my my dad and my aunt. I say, yo, somebody's asking, yo, why did DJ keep leaving? He said, Yeah, I don't like that reggae shit. So I just put on autoplay. I said, What?
SPEAKER_02Yo, the DJ needed to be a guest at the baby shower and not the DJ.
SPEAKER_03He wanted to be with his people.
SPEAKER_01Yo, I'm telling you, they and they kept shouting out, like he was shouting out my dad. I'm like, yo, what is happening right now? Like, what the fuck? Yo, I was so yo, I'm tired as fucking. And the DJ, he was a really nice guy, but it's just he pissed me off. He had shit autoplays. My dad's gonna say, yo, it's not like back in the day when the DJ would sit there and be on the ones and twos and take requests and all that. They just got it pre-recorded and they just play. I'm like, no, nah uh, I'm not going for that. If you go to a party, that DJ is wherever they got the DJ setting up, he's there all night long. That's a fact.
SPEAKER_07DJ does not move, he stays in the DJ booth.
SPEAKER_01That's what I'm saying. The DJ wasn't there half of the night. Like, then at some point, towards the end of the night, the last hour, because he kept saying it, I'm only here to nine. Oh, I'm only here to nine. I'm like, who does that? Like, just like just play the music. So it was like eight o'clock. He started taking requests from the kids. I'm like, hold on, what song? Oh my god, I wish I knew what song they played. Yo, these kids was going nuts, dancing, doing all types of little oozy dances and shit like that. I don't remember the name of the song.
SPEAKER_07Oh, I hate them rocky hip dances, bro.
SPEAKER_01They did the um What's that boy's name? He's a TikToker. Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_05Oh, you're talking about Zeddy Will?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, he they was he was playing Zeddy Will songs and shit like that.
SPEAKER_02And these kids They were loving it.
SPEAKER_01And that um uh uh what's her name? Um, what's her name? Janae Monet, what is it, Janelle Monet? Janelle Monet, yeah. What she got that is that that's her song party at the beach and the banner.
SPEAKER_02That song. I'm like, baby, I heard Coconut Water by Trim. I'm like that right in that song. I said, oh, that's my jam.
SPEAKER_01Yo, it was certain songs because I didn't know who the DJ was. It was certain songs I thought it was just gonna play off of GP. Like um the you know, I love Shancia. I didn't think I had to say that, but I wanted to hear Shake It to the Max. I wanted to hear Bring Life.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, boom, boom, bring life. We got to pull up to the hospital with that and the speaker.
SPEAKER_01Because I'm like, what? But it was so nice that I couldn't be upset. I was just confused, whatever. But the music was good. Nobody, everybody was just having a good time that nobody was thinking about the music, but my sober ass that was just sitting there, sweet feet swollen, back hurting, legs sore. I'm like, god damn.
SPEAKER_07And then everybody at least play what I want to hear.
SPEAKER_01I know I'm like, yo, I'm cool. Everybody comes, are you good? Are you good? You just sitting there. I'm like, yes, I this is what I want to, I want to sit down. I don't want to stand up, I want to sit down. I don't want drunk people in my face lecturing me. Every five minutes, somebody come, yo, yo, I'm so happy for you, mad alcohol and the breath in my face. I just wanted to be like back up. They kept taking pictures. I'm like, all right, enough. Yeah, it was so oh my gosh, the pictures was non-stop. I was tired of taking at some point. I was like, yo, I'm not taking no more pictures, bro. Like I'm not taking no more pictures, but it was really, it was really, really, really a good night. Like it was if it wasn't my baby shower, I would have been having a blast.
SPEAKER_02Yo, listen, if it wasn't your baby shower, it had to have been your dad's. And I told him I was gonna shout him out on the podcast. I thought he was gonna listen. Shout out to your dad. He had listen, that man came in run DMC down. He had the Adidas from head to toe. He freaking had the big chains, they all had the big chains on, but he had a freaking outfit change and the DJ announced it.
SPEAKER_01I'm like, we don't care about this DJ.
SPEAKER_02Yo, we were we're in the back. Everybody just chilling. Um, I hear oh yeah. I'm like, what is going on? Like it's not about to happen. I don't know. He's like, yeah. Got the next fit, full uh full fitted next fit. I'm like, what the heck? Like, he said something like that. I looked to the side, and from the side of the house, he's dad is doing his grand entrance for the second time. He's taking pictures in the throne. That listen, that was his party, girl. Yo, man. That was his party.
SPEAKER_01My dad sat in my chair and told us to take pictures with him.
SPEAKER_02That was hilarious. I mean, he had the cigar, yo, the cigars going. That was funny.
SPEAKER_07His baby had a baby.
SPEAKER_02And y'all gotta probably gotta edit this out because I don't know. He's gonna come to the back talking about yo, that weed up there was hitting. Let me get he act something, but your mom was right there, and she was just so over it, like ghosting. I was like, but y'all didn't even know they were back cute on the food line. She's like, Yeah, she turned into jasmine. She's talking about my man likes fish, like, because I know my man. Your dad came out and he's like, Um, did anybody put um some fish to the side? I'm like, yeah, but Michelle has you, these are your two plates right here. He's like, Yeah, because that's my lady. Like, she knows me.
SPEAKER_04I'm like, I'm like, I love it so much. I love that.
SPEAKER_05Down to my poppy people and his best friend, we smoked them in spades, got them right smooth the fuck up out of there.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, key, you had you had a real black the girl had it was spades tasting block out, yeah. Black then that's when the slow RB was playing, the slow 90s RB.
SPEAKER_07Your cousin had it playing on the whoof.
SPEAKER_02It was it was good.
SPEAKER_07He said that was a snig ass. Yeah, it's the DJ for me. The nigga left, it was in the party.
SPEAKER_06Real he would say, Yeah, I got this on auto, girl, don't worry.
SPEAKER_01Every time one of my cousins, my older cousins, like my dad's first cousins came in from Far Rock, that you know I'm saying, oh, what's up? Yo, talking to them. I'm like, bro, he thinks this is like class reunion. At one point, my dad said, Oh, you know, that's you know, my man's his mom just passed recently. Uh uh. And I'm like, oh, I'm sorry. Like, I'm not, like, don't try to guilt trip me. I didn't know I'm just you're putting a lot on me, sir. Yeah, like I'm not, I'm just saying, like, you know, I but I'm glad, like, ultimately, I'm glad he was able to have that moment with them because I know he hasn't seen them in so many years. Yeah, so I am glad he had a good time. Yeah, I was like, I wasn't really mad at, you know what I'm saying? Like, because the music was still good. I can't hold you. Like, it wasn't what I wanted all the time, but it was really good. And I'm glad he had a good time. I just thought it was funny just watching it. Like, boy, you're not even on the turntable, like you just outside.
SPEAKER_02Like, that man shouted out his whole hood at the end of the night. The DJ shout out to Edgeman. I don't know if y'all know about that. I'm like, I know about it. No, that was my dad. My dad didn't know. That's what I'm saying. Your dad did that. Yeah, he's like, he shouted out all his people at the end.
SPEAKER_01Like, I didn't even get on the mic. I should have got on the mic and thanked everybody, but he did it for me. He did his own thank y'all for coming out. So thank y'all for putting this together for me.
SPEAKER_02I really appreciate it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, like, oh my gosh. It was it was really a great night. I'm just though this whole week, I'm just overwhelmed with joy from all the gifts and the the love and everybody, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, that's exactly what I wanted, and I everything I wanted is what I got. So I couldn't be happy. I'm just really grateful.
SPEAKER_02Listeners, I know y'all wanted to be a part of this, but listen, if you send your cash apps to key team management, K-E-Y-Y, team management, just like that. You know, you can send whatever. Like, you know, you can still, y'all can still be a part of this. This is this is great.
SPEAKER_01That's a fact. That tuition up. Um well, let's get into some top topics. You know, I'm saying we've been here for a while, and it's my last recording, so you might as well get some get some shit off before I go. Um let's talk about this versus B2K versus uh pretty Ricky. The slaughter? Yeah, the slaughter. Let's talk about the slaughter. Listen, uh, we were talking in the group chat because last week Mark did have it on the notes, but I just wasn't inclined to speak about it because I'm like, why? I just did it, couldn't register to me why they would put pretty Ricky against B2K. I understand it's two boy groups, but it just didn't make sense to me in my mind. And I was just like, what's the point in taking predictions? But I didn't realize there was a lot of people that predicted B2K would win.
SPEAKER_07That's so many people, and I don't know why.
SPEAKER_01That baffled me because I'm like, what the fuck? Because when I started to think about it, I'm like, okay, there's no, there's not one B2K song that I play now in rotation.
SPEAKER_02Like, there's nothing it gotta come on by mistake, and like, ah no, like if you hear it, it's like, oh, but it's like you're not on my um in my playlist. Like, I don't have, you know.
SPEAKER_07Come on, man. They over here singing on the hotline. These niggas about to sing Why'd you leave me on Christmas?
SPEAKER_02Like I enjoyed, I enjoyed it so much because I I kind of figured it out. Well, from my from my uh experience of it, well, kind of everybody's B2K was they were young teens, and Pretty Ricky was already 20, 21, 19.
SPEAKER_07B2K came out when we was in elementary school and pretty Ricky when we was in middle school. There was about a two, three years different.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, they were about to around at the same time, but B2K just came out a little earlier. Pretty Ricky was already, you know, they were already of age. So it wasn't. They were as freaky as hell. It's they were 19, 20, and 21. Com I'm saying when they came out compared to like B2K, they were 16 and like 15 or 17. I'm just giving like a range of their ages.
SPEAKER_07But when Pretty Ricky formed in 97.
SPEAKER_02B2K dropped uh-huh in in 2001, I believe. And then Pretty Ricky dropped. Whatever song became popular, I think, in 2005. That was four years after B2K. But I'm not saying nothing against y'all. We're basically saying the same thing. Yes, but B2K was already, you know, it's like young us listening.
SPEAKER_07B2K came out actually a year after Pretty Ricky did, but they are roughly the same age, literally. Pretty Ricky was just freaky as hell.
SPEAKER_05I think B2K came out first.
SPEAKER_02No, B2K had they come out first. They had their, I think, yeah, they hit in I think well, I don't know about the 90s, but I know the hit song that uh-huh, that was 2001.
SPEAKER_07Uh-huh. Was uh was uh uh-huh was their first song?
SPEAKER_02One of the the first hit records.
SPEAKER_07It was one of their first hits.
SPEAKER_02It wasn't it bum bum bum?
SPEAKER_07No, bum bum bum was. Bum bum bum was when they started getting a little grown.
SPEAKER_02But yeah, we wasn't taking them seriously like now because like we were kids then, basically. Like we're kids. So pretty recognized came off the rip, like with the No no no, I see what it is.
SPEAKER_01So yeah, I see what it is they we okay, because they were big in Miami before they blew up internationally, but they have been signed. Grind With Me have been out since 1997. Oh wow, I did not know that.
SPEAKER_07That's a fact.
SPEAKER_02I did not know that. Yeah, so damn, y'all right. They was young as hell. I'm like, well, they was growing with no, we were just grown when we heard it.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, nah, when pretty rick when B2K came out, they was like 15 to 18, and when pretty Ricky came out, it was like 19 and 20. So it's it's not that much of it, it was literally like a two-year gap on them, bro. That's what I was saying. Like, yeah, they said that pretty uh B2K music was for them them girls who was virgins who couldn't come out the house, and pretty Ricky was for all the free. Yeah, pretty Ricky's music stood the test of time, it did so because we grown as hell, and that shit was fire.
SPEAKER_01I didn't see, but that's the thing. When I was younger, I loved B2K. I didn't I liked I liked Pretty Ricky, but I didn't really like Pretty Ricky was like, all right, but as I got older, that's when I really started to like Pretty Ricky. Same for me, Keith. And then I stopped caring for B2K. But then when I think about it, if you notice in the verses, they kept taking shots saying that, like y'all, y'all was just some badass kids. Like, how the hell was y'all singing about shit like that? That's yo, that's a you know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_07Like, they the only person singing these songs is your kids, they had me crying, but it's true though, because I remember bumping the pandemonium album, and then I remember in sixth, seventh grade, grind on me, everybody dubbing in the pool, sick ass little kids, yeah, tied up all up.
SPEAKER_01Oh my god, I'm showing you pretty Ricky was just too grown. That's why I said it was grown as hell.
SPEAKER_07It wasn't fair to have them go and it didn't make no sense. They over here singing on the hotline, these niggas gonna sing why I love you. I'm like, all right, nah, bro.
SPEAKER_02Come on, baby. That's the reason why I love you.
SPEAKER_07And Omarion sounded terrible.
SPEAKER_01Oh, right, because none of them could sing.
SPEAKER_07He sounded better than all of them.
SPEAKER_01Omarion can't sing. We established that from the old verses he did when he got washed up.
SPEAKER_07That nigga be he be straining that voice. That sounds terrible. That's why Pleasure Play was making his song sound better.
SPEAKER_05He kept trying to call him out, like yo, let's have a single for Omarion. No parts of that single.
SPEAKER_07He did it for a second, and then Pretty Ricky uh Pleasure P started singing all their songs, it sounded better.
SPEAKER_01And they kept yo, they said off the rip, they like, yo, we're actually singing. This is not a recorded track, we're singing our songs. Like yo, they said, Yo, Raz B want to dance so bad. Yo, I knew when Ras Raz B was about to call it a night, I knew it was uh, it was just right in the beginning. He's like, Yo, I want to I want to thank everybody for coming out. I appreciate you. I'm like, damn, y'all didn't even get to song number 10 yet. Like, what are we talking about? Oh my god.
SPEAKER_07He felt the slaughter, he felt the slaughter, and it was so funny with them trying to argue back.
SPEAKER_01It was like, oh that all they about to do with a little saint. Yo, that yo, what was throwing me off was that B2K was talking shit like they was winning. And I'm like, do they really think they're winning right now? Like they was like, Yeah, yeah, y'all know what time it is. And I'm like, yo, y'all are y'all, yo, I fell asleep on this shit. That's how bad it was. Like, usually when it's a versus going on, even if it's one person winning, it's just so lit that I like to watch it.
SPEAKER_07It was cool hearing those pretty um, those uh Bij K songs again because I haven't heard them in so long, but nah, Pretty Ricky demolished them, bro. I'm over here bumping every song Pretty Ricky and them was singing. I was like, Oh no, this is fire. I forgot. I ain't gonna lie, I downloaded their album again.
SPEAKER_02Shout out to Shorty in the red dress with the body and the house arrest on the house arrest band on either.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, that was Baby Blue Shorty.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, Mark. Yeah, it is Baby Blue's girl. He oh my gosh, he looked good.
SPEAKER_05I went and I found that Instagram right away.
SPEAKER_02And I went right on it behind you, Mike. As soon as he said it, I'm like, oh, that was his.
SPEAKER_05I didn't see who that was.
SPEAKER_07All of them definitely look swollen and pregnant, except for spectacular. But I told y'all I was not trying to air all night.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that's ever changed. Please pee been looking like that for that nigga big as hell. He's been looking like that for years. Baby blue been big. Yeah, he's been big.
SPEAKER_02I love baby blue style. He just he just the big nigga that got money. Like, that's how he looks.
SPEAKER_07I've seen everybody do skits, like, oh man, y'all saw Skimbone with the with the red fits dancing.
SPEAKER_02But the way people have these fits in their closets, I'm like, how are y'all doing this still?
SPEAKER_06Where the hell did you get all them red fits from so quick? I'm telling you.
SPEAKER_02B2K and them galaxy fits, that's Atlanta all the time.
SPEAKER_07Bro, the sparkling ass shirt.
SPEAKER_02Those niggas in Georgia don't play without them sparkles.
SPEAKER_01I'm not gonna lie, everybody up there look healthy and young, like they actually looked good. You know what I'm saying? That's one thing I can say. Everybody just looked good, but I know that there's a little backlash behind Omarion right now.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, they all saying that he's fake, he's fake a fake nice guy. He's he's a piece of shit. Everybody's saying, like, they was going, everybody going in on him. I'm not gonna lie. They said that humble shit is bullshit. He's a liar, like he's a prima donna, and they're going in on him.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, because that nigga said, Why is his music louder than mine? They asked, he said, yo, where's Slick him at? On some like funny shit. He said, God bless him, though. So a lot of people were saying, Yo, that's fucked up for you to say that, trying to be funny, knowing that he's struggling with addiction. And Omarion tweeted or put on Instagram on the I don't know where he where it was from, but he said, I don't keep up with nobody but me and my kids. I had no idea Slickham was going through anything. God bless him, though. Or something like that. And they're like, yo, he's a narcissist. Like, that's a lie. Like, he knew, because why did why did you say that?
SPEAKER_02And why didn't you and why you should have asked then? You would have asked the question instead of making a statement.
SPEAKER_07Like, face when he said that too. Yeah, they didn't like that. They handled it, they handled it with grace though.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, they slaughtered his ass. He was already kidding slaughtered, yeah. They did.
SPEAKER_07But when he played, I beat it, beat it up. I said, uh oh. Uh-oh. And they was walking out to that. He said, Nah, we're not gonna do the singing back and forth shit. Like Omar, that's it.
SPEAKER_01I knew Omarion wasn't all that he, you know what I'm saying? I know it's just an image he puts on because what that whole shit happened with first of all, they fizzle pop before Fizz, J Boog fucked his mom.
SPEAKER_07That's crazy, bro.
SPEAKER_01Wait, what that's what I said. I thought that was a lie. That was a lie. Jay Book smashed Omarion's mom.
SPEAKER_05This nigga pulled a Delante West. What is going on?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yes, he did. And then now the group falls out or whatever, but look at the difference in the power.
SPEAKER_07Delante West became a crackhead banned from the NBA.
SPEAKER_05That's crazy.
SPEAKER_07I did not know that. I didn't know that either. Ain't no way I'd be cool with any of these niggas. So Bugs fucked his moms and Fizz fucked his baby moms.
SPEAKER_01Fizz fucked not only fucked, but he was in a relationship with her, and uh Omarion started off loving hip-hop with his baby mother. They said that that's and then pushed over to the next season with Lil Fizz.
SPEAKER_07That's crazy, bro. They said this ain't nothing new that they all been sharing girls and fucking each other.
SPEAKER_01Nah, sharing girls is different than it being your baby mother and someone that's married. Because I think I don't know if him and April ended up were married and divorced, or were they engaged, or something like that, but it was definitely on the yeah, his girl, his mother. Her name is April, and then she started dating Fizz, but Omarion never like reacted to it. He acts like he didn't he didn't care and everything. And she used to say, yo, he's a narcissist, he has done so much, he's giving me hell, da-da-da-da-da. That doesn't mean that you go and have you know have a full bone with yeah, that's kind of crazy. But um, you know, I just it's just it was just weird. Like just seeing that and him doing that's okay. Yeah, he's not innocent.
SPEAKER_07Like, he started fucking Tay Diggs after that, too.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, she was with Tay Diggs for a minute, too.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, the old ass. This shit's crazy.
SPEAKER_01She a bird. But that was the worst verses I ever seen. But it wasn't even like an enjoy, like when the locks slaughtered um dips that it wasn't that bad. You know, it was that it was close, but it wasn't that bad. Yeah, it was enjoyable until Jada Kiss just just went into overdrive and killed them. But it was still funny, it was entertaining. Like it's one of those where I would go back. I I actually I go back and I watched it. Because that's like a that's just like a New York classic. Like, I just knew New York, the real New York. Yeah, they use his voice in the damn. Set up outside.
SPEAKER_06He's I ain't in Miami. Come to my block.
SPEAKER_02You live in Connecticut, and they can set up outside.
SPEAKER_05Like, I'm just glad y'all actually watched it and not watched clips because it makes them so much fun when you're watching it together. You're competing, you're texting, you've seen people on social media talk about it.
SPEAKER_02Like, yeah, it makes me feel way more confident in talking about it on here. Because it's like if you didn't see it, then it's like, bitch, you missed something. That's that always happens to me. Like, if I don't watch it and I watch the clips, I was like, oh no, I got this from that. It's like, no, girl, you didn't get nothing from that because you didn't see the rest. This is what really happened. I'd be like, oh shit.
unknownRight.
SPEAKER_02It feels good to watch it full out. Like, just just what even if we don't want to, still to have the feedback on it.
SPEAKER_01Right. Yeah, it was good. We was all live texting each other as it was going on. Like, it was fun. That was a fun experience.
SPEAKER_05Shout out to um, what's his name? Baby blue, shout out to him, man. He got a lot of money doing them PPP loans. He paid for it, but it'll look like he had to give the money back.
SPEAKER_02I know. I'm like uh these big ass chains, like he got the cars, he got like looking good over there.
SPEAKER_07Look, look, he's eating good. He it was either do jail or pay restitution. You heard? He said, I'm keeping my money. Yeah, I'm gonna do that time real quick. He came out, he's spending that money. Spending that song really grew on me, bro.
SPEAKER_02They played that last night.
SPEAKER_07I'm still not a fan, but it's all good. I do, I think it's so funny. I love uh spin, yeah. It grew on me too. Ah man, my mom, my mom was singing that shit, but my mom got the ability to turn every song into gospel.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, my mom too, Ali.
SPEAKER_07Please stop singing that shit.
SPEAKER_02Spin that shit, like girl, bro. Like, please, don't harmonize it. Like, all black families real black for your mom, auntie. Somebody always be doing that.
SPEAKER_07I was like, yo, mom, please stop, stop.
SPEAKER_01I wanted to talk about, I don't know how I got bumped, but um I wanted to talk about Candace Owens. I don't know if you guys seen what was going on with Candace Owens. Um Candace Owens, there was basically this person released released a tweet basically saying something to the nature of um rest in peace, Candace Owens.
SPEAKER_07Oh, I saw that. I saw that.
SPEAKER_01Blah blah blah. I don't know who this lady is, but people know, like the political people know she's somebody. You know, she's not just like a random person on Twitter. Like, this is an actual um someone who has a name. You know what I'm saying? I don't know anything about this political stuff, so I don't know who she is personally, and um I couldn't look it up. Somebody look it up for me, please. Uh-uh, that's scary. Um, it was a whole like thing that she had written, and she eventually had said something like, um, and then the tweet got deleted. And people were like, You see what's going on? Like, we haven't heard from Candace in some time now, and um, it seemed like this was something that was planned. Like, you know, like they they probably had planned to release it this day, have it killed, or whatever the case may have been have been. And she jumped a gun. You know, because you know, you can schedule tweets, right? Like you can write a tweet and schedule it for later. There's like this is probably something that was scheduled and it didn't go, it didn't go the way they thought it would go, and it still went through, and then she deleted it. You know, it was a lot of conspiracies behind it. Um, so Candace Owens actually came and released a statement. She did a little uh a video. I'm about to play it for you guys.
SPEAKER_00Correct. I am with child. I'm expecting another child. A lot of you guys had sussed that out genuinely within the first four weeks of my pregnancy. I actually found out, I am not kidding, that I was pregnant from you guys. You guys were in the comments, you were asking questions, you were like, Hans has a very unique attitude that she's known to have when she's pregnant with a boy. It's kind of sus. I think she's pregnant. Yes, you were correct. I learned from you, and then I found out that that is indeed the reason, as it always is, that I grow sort of increasingly violent when I am for some something about growing a boy inside of you that makes you want to aggress. That's how I feel. I don't understand it, but I want to physically fight people. The more pregnant I become, I want to physically fight people. There's nothing I can do about it. It's a condition. And yeah, a lot that we're gonna unpack today, but I wanted to get that done at the top of the show, let you guys know that you are really annoying for knowing first. I shouldn't be finding this out from the internet. Who do you guys think you are? Clearly, you know me better than I know myself. Over this weekend, something else happened. There was a death hoax, and I had all of these messages from people my mom, my dad, my aunt, everyone that I know asking me to post a sign of life because apparently there was this combo that some girl uh posted and then deleted that I passed away, and then on top of that, there was some like obituary website that said that I was going to die on Sunday, so listed my date of death as Sunday, which is totally crazy. I don't know. I think people do these things um to get into your head psychologically. I did not die this weekend. People were then emailing me saying, Don't go out on Sunday because this pre-obituary exists. I did not slow down my weekend in any way at all. I just don't live in that, I guess, that vein of fear uh because it's just unhealthy. And every day we get emails of people asking me, Don't go, don't travel, don't do this. You can't I can't live in a cage. Bird can't fly in a cage. So I did a lot of things this weekend, but dying was not one of them. In fact, it's the opposite. I'm growing life. So be happy, smile, it's great. You guys work.
SPEAKER_02She got me crying, but I know I didn't die this weekend. Like, clearly.
SPEAKER_01There goes that. So, Mark, how do you feel?
SPEAKER_05I'm happy she's alive.
SPEAKER_01Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_05That's all I got. That's that's nice. I'm not a big fan of her, like she's starting to grow on me a little bit recently, but she said some outrageous things against the black community that stuck with me. So, but I don't want her, I don't want her to be dead or anything like that.
SPEAKER_01So, yeah, right. That's a fact, and um, and if God forbid some. Something was to happen to her. We know it's not from like our people, it's from them getting rid of her, unfortunately. And I, you know, we don't wish that on her. She's growing a life, she's having a boy just like me. So congrats to her. And boy season. Yeah, I hope everything works out for her.
SPEAKER_07I'm so tired of everybody having babies. And when they all have babies, they have when I start having babies, it's girls. Oh, I'm about to say I always have babies in girls season. Every time I have a baby, other people pregnant, it's always girls, girls, girls. And then when I don't have no kids, it's boy, boy, boy. I'm gonna have to say the opposite of what my body says.
SPEAKER_01Let me ask you have you ever actually planned the baby?
SPEAKER_07So that's the problem. So we we looked up um how to plan the baby. We beg we act our doctor, we spoke to our doctors, and it's basically because of the time frame. If you do it the minute like you're ovulating, because boy sperm um dies faster than the the female sperm. So you have to do it like literally in ovulation, like at that time to plan it. But no, me and Janna always just willy-nilly and get caught up and she get pregnant a couple days beforehand, and there you go, girl.
SPEAKER_01That's what um uh my cousin was telling me. He's like, you know, there is a science to it. Like there, it's like he's like, You a doctor will tell you, like, there's certain things that kill the boy gene, like alcohol kills a boy gene fast. Um he said something else, he told me. He was like, Yes, because he has a daughter. So he was like, Yeah, there is a way, he said it's just it's just a science to it. And um, you know, there's myths that people say. Um, all the myths is basically how I got my boy. I wasn't trying or anything, but it just happened. So, you know, it could happen for you. But I have been seeing people saying uh they've been calling 2026 the year of the baby boom.
SPEAKER_07Um, which is yeah, mad people's getting pregnant. I ain't gonna lie, mad people popping out with babies.
SPEAKER_01I'm telling you, I think me and Suki Hana is the same. We both the same about a month pregnant, right now.
SPEAKER_07So damn funny, bro. I love Suki Hana. I love Suki and Bobby comedian and Bobby, and they were trying to teach her how to fight. No, oh my god, they were trying to teach her how to fight, and it was like, listen, if Bobby learning from a gay man and a black girl, she's gonna be just fine.
SPEAKER_02Suki um and Bobby made a song together. I'm like, Bobby, they got a podcast for your larry.
SPEAKER_07I think two total opposites.
SPEAKER_01I think I think Bobby uh kind of levels Suki Hana out. You know what I'm saying? Because Suki Hana, yeah, she's still herself with Bobby, but she also she she also could get to her level, and you know what I'm saying? Like Suki said she faced it, she just uh got convicted of snap fraud. Oh my gosh, she is she got too much money to be doing that.
SPEAKER_04Yo, for real.
SPEAKER_07Lord have mercy. Listen, what they say, you can take the niggas out the hood, but you can't take the hood out the niggas.
SPEAKER_01Yo, she is crazy. Like, what you still doing for snap fraud for?
SPEAKER_02She be in the car with her baby daddy, talking about I can't wait to be back outside. I don't need no motherfucking baby daddy. Yo, I'm looking for somebody else. I'm like, yo, this girl's hilarious.
SPEAKER_07If you rich, you could do and say what you want.
SPEAKER_01You heard she be asking people. She said, I still be getting money, I'm getting stuff from the boosters. I'm about to have this baby. I'm watching how much stuff I get from these boosters. I'm like, yo, this girl is crazy. I get rich, I need them boosters.
SPEAKER_02Literally.
SPEAKER_05But one of my cousins asked me to go to the liquor store for her. I said, I bet I got you. She's like, Yeah, here's my child support card. I said, Wait, what? So, yeah, this is the thing. I'm like, this is gonna work at the liquor store? She said, Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but I did that though.
SPEAKER_07Let me tell you something. When when I was in New York, I used to go to Far Rockaway, I go right into Delhi. I used to swipe two cans of infamil, they give me the cash for it, and that's how I used to exchange my money. Boy, they was they was they was so lit. EBT for every only in the city I ever see EBT for hot food.
SPEAKER_05Nah, you know how tired I'll be but I'm sitting here paying for child support and you taking that shit to the liquor store to buy some cut waters? Yeah, no.
SPEAKER_07That's why, that's why it gotta be. I I don't believe in shit like that. Like, if he paying child support, it should be strictly for the kid, but you know how that goes.
SPEAKER_01Wow, that's crazy. I didn't know you were laughing.
SPEAKER_07That's like it was like this viral thing going crazy because this girl asked her baby daddy who who was on child support for grocery money, and instead of giving her grocery money, he sent her mad groceries to the crib. And she was like, Oh, that's so fucked up. Like, damn, bitch, you you I thought you wanted some food. Ain't this what you wanted?
SPEAKER_05She was trying to go to the weed man, yo, for real.
SPEAKER_01No, he's mad controlling. If you want groceries, you want to get what the fuck you want to get. Like, don't just get like I would have appreciated. I don't care. I don't give a fuck. I would appreciate it if he would have said, All right, let's go to the grocery store. I got you. And then you know what I'm saying? I would that I could get what I want. Like, you give me a bunch of shit that you want me to have. No, that's mad controlling. Like, no, get give if you're not gonna give me the money, at least say, yo, what do you want?
SPEAKER_07I'm gonna buy all this fool and I'm gonna give you all this shit, and then the shit that you want, go get it yourself. I got everything else.
SPEAKER_01No, because I'm the one, I'm the primary parent. I'm taking care of these kids. I know what I need and want in this household.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, I'm gonna say, maybe what if you got a fridge full of meat and you're trying to just get some refrigerator and but I feel like that's where I feel like that's where communication needs to come in because literally, just like, all right, what you need now? I'm gonna make an order, I send that to you right now. Because if the thing is, you clearly don't trust what she's doing with the money.
SPEAKER_01I would have been like, yo, I can send you a list of what I want, or I could put a bunch of stuff in my Instacart and I'll let me pay for it. Yeah, something like that.
SPEAKER_07But like she didn't want that, she wanted the cash, the money.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I could get I understand that, but I also can understand being frustrated by you just sending me what you want. The same, you know. I'm saying two things can both be wrong. You know what I'm saying? Like her wanting the cash is annoying, but him wanting to send her whatever he wants is annoying. But I respect him for at least going out the way and buying it, regardless of him not, you know what I'm saying? Like, I still I give him credit for that. But it's just like, okay, me with my registry. A lot of people didn't want to buy from my registry. Not not a lot of people, some people C C cough cough. But yo, I still gotta get shit off the registry. You got me stuff that I already had.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god, for real?
SPEAKER_01Yes, it I had it on my registry, and people brought it off the registry. So my gosh, I got never do registry. That's but but that's so crazy because it's like the shit is on the registry.
SPEAKER_07But let me tell you, when you have judgment who bought it and all that, yes, exactly.
SPEAKER_01It's gonna tell me.
SPEAKER_07But you don't buy the same shit.
SPEAKER_01Exactly. When you you Cece, when you have your baby, you're gonna notice, you're gonna realize how important a registry is because you're putting the registry together for the things that you need for the baby. So everything is gonna be on there. So if someone, even if you don't want to buy from the registry, right? If people say, like a lot of people didn't want to buy, they were giving me cash or they were giving me clothes. Clothes, you don't need that. That I like you know what I'm saying? You could buy whatever clothes, booties, uh, receiving blankets, stuff like that. That wasn't, you know, on my registry. Yeah, but like they never had too much of those. CC brought me the bassinet. My mom brought me the bassinet from my registry like a minute ago. No, she gotta return hers. That's crazy. That's crazy.
SPEAKER_07Uh so you could just return it and get store credit. That's what's beautiful, though. When people got like the same things, I would keep whatever, and then if it was duplicates, I just bring it to the store and I get store credit and get the other shit that we needed.
SPEAKER_02Did you get any other doubles though?
SPEAKER_01Of like your yeah, you the um you got me the baby monitor. I already have. I think I got two baby. Now I think you got me the third one at this point.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but you listen, you can never have too many of those. That's a fact. Like, give one, you could probably just put those around the house. I had to do that. That's what my mom said.
SPEAKER_01That's what my mom said.
SPEAKER_07She was like, You could have one downstairs, one upstairs, one, you know, like one in the den, and then I have one in the play area.
SPEAKER_01Mark, shut up. Oh my aunt, my aunt got me the baby bath that I had on my registry. But then somebody from my job was like, Oh, we got you a baby bath because we didn't see it on your registry. I'm like, No, it was already purchased. See, that's another thing. It was in my registry, but somebody brought it. My aunt, so they brought me another one, but the one that was on my registry I actually liked better. So I can't return like the stuff that other people gave me without gift receipts, I can't return it because it's gonna go in their name and they're gonna get the credit. And I don't want them to see that, so I just gotta hold it down. Hopefully, somebody has a baby soon where I could just re-gift it.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god, in universe, please!
SPEAKER_01I'm making a U C C or Mark. You know what I'm saying? One of y'all gotta be next. Or you are leaking to definitely skip the line at some point, but at least somebody that'll have kids yet. Uh you know, I want to shower y'all with some gifts.
SPEAKER_07And I bring some gifts for my birthday. Look, you know how they say when your baby like stands up and they look between their legs that they get removing out the way for the next one. Yeah, man, Jasmine been doing that all week. I've been knocking her ass back down. Like, you can't lie here with that.
SPEAKER_01There ain't no room. No, that's it. That's a factor because my niece, she's been doing that for like the past three weeks, and I'm like, Oh, Jasmine, she was like, No, she's doing that for you, right? She's not doing that for me. No, for real, right?
SPEAKER_06Uh uh.
SPEAKER_01And and my niece, oh my gosh, I didn't even tell y'all. Me and Genesis are best friends. She's been me and her, I don't know what's going on for like the past two weeks.
SPEAKER_07It's the boy, she sends that baby in there.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I think now she actually feels it. She even yesterday at the baby shower, she would not like, she didn't want nobody coming up to me. She was like my bodyguard. Like, she was sitting on your lap. I'm like, okay, look at Jenny. Yeah, she would not leave me alone, like she was just glued to me. Like, she just I don't know. We we good now. Cause somebody told my mom yesterday, like, oh, she loves she loves Key. She loves her. My mom was like, I don't know about that because they've been beefing her whole pregnancy. She's been giving Key hell. I don't know what's going on now, but I'm like, maybe she now she actually sees and senses it. And you know, she's she's come along, so you know, the beef is over. You know, we squashed the beef, we good. We back to where we was before the pregnancy. I'm crying. I think we're good now. Um, what else we got? Okay, so uh Big Tigger, we all know Big Tigger from 106 in Park. Um, not Wonder Cassium Park, the basement. Well, was he on Wonder Cassiant Park? Yeah, he was in the city.
SPEAKER_02Sometimes he was in there, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, but the basement for real. Um Big Tigger was um arrested last week for battery and third-degree cruelty to children. He was released after posting bond. Um his wife Alicia filed for a protective order, which was granted against him, saying last month's alleged assault happened in front of one of the kids. She claims her eye was injured in the incident and she had to go to the hospital to get stitches. They also just released video footage of him assaulting her back in May. Um so he has a lot going on.
SPEAKER_05Did y'all see the video?
SPEAKER_01I didn't watch it, I skipped it. I seen it, it's like, oh, this is the footage. I skipped it. I just hate watching shit like that.
SPEAKER_02I didn't see the footage, but I know what they're talking about. I couldn't, I didn't want to see that. I don't want to see it.
SPEAKER_01It said one, it f it came from TMZ and it said warning graphic video. So I skipped it. I don't want to see no graphic shit.
SPEAKER_05It's not graphic at all. Like everybody made it seem like he was beating the shit out this girl, and that wasn't the case at all. He ain't throw no punches, he didn't slap her. Like it looked like it was just like a little, a little tussle over. He was trying to, it looked like he was trying to de-escalate the situation of me.
SPEAKER_01Well, let's see. It says, because they described the video in this TMZ article. It says, in the video, you can hear Lisa telling someone to take a picture. That's when it looks like Big Tigger approaches her, grabs her by the neck, telling her to stop. Then you can see him take hold of her arms and wrestle with her as she yells, get off of me. Okay. Um, in the video, he then takes her to the corner of the room behind the door and out of frame. And then there's a loud noise, followed by what sounds like Alicia crying. So that's what happened in the video?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, she sounded like she sounded, she made it sound like she got shot or something, but like I said, from what I seen, it did not look that serious to me at all. But maybe, you know, maybe with a better camera angle, but I I didn't see that.
SPEAKER_01Oh my god.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, they said didn't they say he went to the other side with his out of um the frame? He was probably whooping her ass over there in that line.
SPEAKER_07Nigga knew it was cameras right there. Let me get this bitch in the corner.
SPEAKER_01Mm-hmm. Yeah, Mark, don't be why the fuck?
SPEAKER_05Well, you it was like it was like some type of mirror though. So you can you can see it but not see it at the same time. Well, why it doesn't look like he was beating on this girl at all.
SPEAKER_01I don't know, Mark. I don't know.
SPEAKER_05That's just from my perspective. Maybe y'all should watch the video and see tell us what y'all y'all saw.
SPEAKER_01Well, I can't I can't really go for the video because of the simple fact that um because of the simple fact that this is just a piece of evidence that she's using with her claim, saying that he's been very abusive to her for a while. And the last time it happened was in front of their children. So this is just something that you know, I I don't think that every time, if if he this is allegedly, if he is abusive, every time it's not gonna be on on camera. You know what I'm saying? Like it's not gonna be something that you can record, it's not gonna be something that's seen. It just so happens that maybe she had something that she could show them from May to prove her claims. You know what I'm saying? Like it could be a lot more than that, we don't know. Um but if he is, you know, you never know who somebody is behind closed doors. If he is doing that, then he needs to get help, he needs to deal with the consequences and and do whatever they gotta do to sort that out because that is fucked up. Um man, there's so many I it's hard to talk about stuff like this because I don't want to offend anybody. Um, but there is a thing as provoking someone. You know what I'm saying? Like sometimes people provoke you because they know your triggers, and things get escalated to the point where you provoke them so much and you got them where they want it, and now you're screaming out, I need help. Um, not saying that I'm saying that justifies abuse, because that's not the case. I'm just saying that I don't know what's really going on behind closed doors. I'm not saying, oh, he she's provoking him and he's abusing her. No, I'm I'm just saying in general, maybe she's doing this to provoke him, or maybe he really is abusing. Like we don't know. We don't know what's going on behind closed doors. We're not involved, so it's hard for us or me at least to just have a you know, have a comment or a feedback on it. Because I don't fucking know. We never know. You know, some people, it's a lot of women who get their ass beat for years and years and years, and nobody would know.
SPEAKER_02Nobody knows, yeah.
SPEAKER_01That's so sad. So if it is happening and she's finally speaking out, and you know, and that's what's going on, then I pray that she gets the justice that she deserves. Um, if it isn't like that, then I the same thing. I pray that you know he gets the justice that he deserves. But in this case, in this scenario, I haven't heard anything from Big Tigger. I've only heard from the reports of his wife. You know what I'm saying? So in if that's the case, they gotta she deserves to get her justice. That's all I'm saying. I agree. 100%. Uh what else we got, Mark? Another person stuck on a ride.
SPEAKER_05Another one. Yeah, man. I don't be getting on them damn funky rides. Um way too often. I think I said that last week. Like every week now, I'm seeing a video of people getting stuck on these rides.
SPEAKER_02Where was it?
SPEAKER_05Six Flags. This one was in Queens, I believe. No, I mean Queensbury, New York.
SPEAKER_01What? Yeah, is it Six Flags in New York?
SPEAKER_05Like they used to be operated by Six Flags, but now it's a part of Enchanted Parks or something like that.
SPEAKER_01Oh wow. Wow.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, nah, bro. I'm seeing it way too often in all these places, people getting stuck upside down in the air. I'm good, bro.
SPEAKER_01Then we go back to reading the room. The signs are there.
SPEAKER_07No, for real. Somebody got stuck over here, somebody got stuck over here. I'm not getting on no damn roller coaster.
SPEAKER_01But here's the funny thing, right? Not even funny. We we we reported the the kid, them kids stuck on that adventureland ride. Yeah, I go to work that following Monday, and they're telling me, Oh, the middle, the elementary kids are going on a trip to uh to adventureland. So I said, What the fuck? Did y'all not just see the news? They said, Well, they're probably gonna avoid that ride, and it was raining. So I was just confused, like, wouldn't that be a sign to just cancel cancel the trip? You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_02Like, like I don't want to be in adventurer land when it's raining. And then on Thursday, I think, Wednesday or Thursday, yeah.
SPEAKER_01I think it was Thursday. Um, the middle school went on a trip to Six Flags. So I'm like, Nah, they bugging. What is happening?
SPEAKER_05They brave as hell.
SPEAKER_01What is really going on? Like, do y'all do y'all look at the news or see what like I I would have just canceled all amusement park trips at this point because it's just it just it's just too many signs, too many, and it's not even just okay, it happened at one place. No, it's one, two, three, four, all these different amusement parks. I would not be hell no. No, no, no, no, no. People don't know how to read the room. That's the problem. Like, I just I would have told my kid, I don't care what I pay, you're not going. Sorry, not happening.
SPEAKER_02And like, are they doing their due diligence with these test runs and tightening the bolts? Like, what's up with this? Right, it's crazy. Exactly.
SPEAKER_05Like, what are y'all doing?
SPEAKER_01I'm telling you, I'm just telling you.
SPEAKER_07I'm telling you, yo, that's crazy, bro. I know that had to be funny as hell, especially if everybody lit, niggas are smoking, drinking, having a good time when you just look like, girl, what you still doing here?
SPEAKER_05No, so looking at stomped out. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_02I'm like, hey, girl, relax.
SPEAKER_07See, she said that boy got her ready to fuck shit up.
SPEAKER_01Yo, I'm telling you, it's just I I've been saying this for months. Like, I got a couple of friends that are actually pregnant with girls right now. One of them was at the baby shower, and they've just been chilling. I don't know what the fuck. I think because as you're a woman and you're creating a boy, you know what I'm saying? It's different.
SPEAKER_07All that testosterone growing in that body.
SPEAKER_01Yo, I be wanting to like, I'm telling you, I told you. Oh, I I couldn't say it on here, but I can say it now. The kids at school is like, yo, miss, well, I can't wait for you to drop that fucking baby.
SPEAKER_07Like, I'm tired of your ass.
SPEAKER_02Did any of the students get you anything?
SPEAKER_01Yes, they did actually. That is so sweet. Yes, they did. I I'm I I told you, I'm just I I'm really blessed and highly favored. Like, I'm just happy and over overwhelmed with joy because I things that I I don't ask for much. So the fact that people were just doing it. Oh, you haven't, even people were telling me because this is my last week of work. They're like, oh, I'm gonna bring you some something else. I'm bringing you something. I'm like, damn, like my aunt, she brought me so much stuff. I'm like, damn, I had to tell my mom, like, mom, she spent so much money on me. Like, her daughter's about to get married next month, and she's spending all this money on me. She got me the stroller.
SPEAKER_05Wait, what? That the the wedding's not for next month.
SPEAKER_01Oh shit, I don't know. Some one of these days.
SPEAKER_05I thought it was next year.
SPEAKER_01No, Mark. I think it's the first week of August, actually. The first week of August, yeah.
SPEAKER_05Oh, that's crazy.
SPEAKER_01Are we in July yet?
SPEAKER_05Almost in like three days.
SPEAKER_01Okay, yeah. Well, technically the next month. It's the first week of August is her um wedding or the second week.
SPEAKER_07Big July, big 34.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, Ali's birthday coming up.
SPEAKER_05DJ J Shake's birthday coming up, too. Shout out to Hidden.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, shout out GJJ Shakespeare. Cancer season, the chosen one.
SPEAKER_01It would be nice if my boy is born in cancer season, you know, wrap this shit up and uh he ready.
SPEAKER_07She's like, I am open this shit. Yeah, you don't want no Leo.
SPEAKER_02I'm telling you, man. He put it in the program Leo and a Virgo. I don't know.
SPEAKER_05His name is Mark. He's definitely bigger than the program.
SPEAKER_01Yo, but one thing I can say, this whole pregnancy, no matter what happens, he be good. Like every time something like something happens, I go to the doctor. Like, I don't know. I was stressed yesterday. I was yelling, screaming. They were like, he's good, heart rate good. He's jumping around. He that nigga is chilling.
SPEAKER_07He ain't worried about what you got going on.
SPEAKER_01I had no, thank God, I had no complication. And then you know they say after 30, you know, you're at risk for complications, and 35 is considered geriatric. I'm not 35, but I'm almost there. Um, it's considered geriatric, but I had no complications.
SPEAKER_0735? I thought it was 40.
SPEAKER_01Mm-mm, it's 35. Damn geriatric, yep. And I had no complications this entire time.
SPEAKER_07So this is my last year. I need to pop one out one more time.
SPEAKER_01Exactly. But plan it this time. So you can't.
SPEAKER_07We was trying to, I ain't gonna lie, we was planning, we was planning Avi, and um, because Avi wasn't supposed to be born. We already had the plan. We knew when we were gonna get her pregnant and all that. We was trying to go for uh a summer baby, everything. But um, I guess we just got a little too happy that that uh that month before. And then with Jasmine, we didn't even know Jenny was pregnant, like we hadn't. No idea. We was just chilling and something happened. I'm just like, yo, you need to take a test. Like, I don't know. And sure enough, she took the test. She ain't say nothing to me. I done went to work. I done came home. I'm chilling. Everything good. I walk in the bathroom. She still ain't say nothing to me. The test sitting on the on the um the counter. I look at it. And she said, pregnant. I said, what the fuck? I went looking for.
SPEAKER_06I said, yo, what is that?
SPEAKER_07She was like, yeah.
SPEAKER_01I said, oh hell no. How? She like, it's a it's a regular now. This baby number four, my nigga. You got to know what's going on.
SPEAKER_06I said, How? What the hell?
SPEAKER_01It was the same for me, like Candace Owens. I didn't know. Everybody at my job told me I was pregnant. They kept saying, Oh, you sure you're not pregnant? I'm like, no, nigga, shut up. Like, I'm not pregnant. Like, I'm telling you, you should take a test. I'm like, nah, God wouldn't do that to me. And somebody got offended, was like, yo, babies are a blessing. Don't say God wouldn't do that to you. Like, it's it's a blessing from God. I'm like, no.
SPEAKER_07You really do get mad as hell.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I'm like, yo, I'm just, it's just not the time right now. You know what I'm saying? They just kept telling me. So one boy shitted on himself, and I was throwing up all over the place. And they're like, yo, I think it's time you take that test. And I'm like, nah, that's just some nasty shit. That's you can't blame me for that. That's fucking nasty. Yeah, he shitted on himself. And I just the smell, oh my gosh. Like, if how?
SPEAKER_07How does that happen?
SPEAKER_01Yo, I don't know, but I was so bad at that.
SPEAKER_07That nigga had the bubble guts.
SPEAKER_01My lord, it's mud butt. I was so bad. And then it's like, um It was the week of Thanksgiving. And you know, we got a couple days off in the school for Thanksgiving. So they were like, yo, I'm like, yeah, I'm be turned up, da-da-da. They're like, You sure you should take that test? I said, listen, it's Thanksgiving. I'm about to enjoy myself, all right? After Thanksgiving, I'm like, I'll take the test and see what's going on. And it just so happened on Thanksgiving. I really didn't drink for real. Like I just didn't have the I was in the kitchen the whole time. And then um subconsciously. Yeah. When I did have a cup, somebody drank. I did I think I told the story without telling the story on here. You know, and my aunt kept taking my drinks, and I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with people? Like, I was just getting so annoyed, like, I don't even want to fucking drink. And yeah, that next day, I think it was Black Friday. I took the um test. I found out I was pregnant. I was like, oh shit.
SPEAKER_07Yo, that first time is the uh that realization is a motherfucker.
SPEAKER_01Only time it's one and done for me. I will never do this shit again. You couldn't pay me to do this again. I'm trying to do that. For real? You don't want you don't want you don't want the best of both worlds? No, I don't. I'm good where I'm at. He said, I got a boy, I'm good. I'm good. I got my boy. That's it. People try to guilt me. Oh, you know, they need siblings and they're gonna be lonely. No, his his um his dad has a daughter, so that'll be his sibling. He ain't getting one for me. Uh-uh. His dad has one daughter. Now he has one son, so he got his two, and I got my two through him, and that's it. Because I am not having any more. I'm good. I I was miserable. I was fucking miserable from start to finish. The only thing is.
SPEAKER_07Every pregnancy is different though.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I'm not gonna try it though. I'm not willing to I'm telling you, I only think I'd just be so grateful that I had no complications. There was nothing wrong. Everything was just fine. Every single appointment, every single sonogram, they just tell me everything is great. Like there was not one time when they told I went there and it was something off. I had to take my glucose test twice because the first time it was like, yo, you failed. But the second time they was like, No, you're good. You don't have gestational diabetes, blah blah blah, whatever. So I was good. Well, other than that, uh-uh, nothing. No high blood pressure.
SPEAKER_07You had the orange drink or the bubble gum one?
SPEAKER_01The orange one.
SPEAKER_07Okay, okay.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. And now we wait. And now we wait. Hopefully, it stays like that for the end, you know, because I don't want to get induced or anything. I want everything just to come naturally. And uh, yeah, that's it. It's the final stretch now, so that's it. One and done. This is the chosen one. Um Toy Story 5.
SPEAKER_02My nephew and my sister went last night.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, my sister went to go see it. I didn't see it yet.
SPEAKER_05I actually Dr. Embers go see it. Like, what's up? What's up with y'all? Are you on this podcast? Is it?
SPEAKER_02I didn't see it. I want to though. I still do. This nights I didn't ask about them picky head niggas. Um, too.
SPEAKER_05So what if that was a big rage bather? I feel like I feel like for the fifth movie, it was all right. It wasn't bad at all. Really? You know, after after a certain amount of time, the movies start falling off. So you get to two, three, four, five.
SPEAKER_02Listen, um, Minions and Monsters comes out July 1st. They better not let me down. I love Despicable Me, Minions, anything minions for sure.
SPEAKER_05I already got my tickets.
SPEAKER_02I'm hype for it.
SPEAKER_05I told my nephew, like, yo, you want to go or not? Like, I'm going with or whatever.
SPEAKER_02This nigga said or not. Because it's still happening.
SPEAKER_05Because yeah, he keeps being back and forth about whether he wants to see it or not.
SPEAKER_01Because he hears monsters. I'm like, Josiah, you're not going to see a freaking scary movie.
SPEAKER_02It's just my nephew is the same way. That's so funny. The other day, he he was like, Ever since I was uh playing the game, I've been seeing things in that closet. I'm like, yo, nothing's there. And then he had a goldfish, right? He plays the game. He's only four years old. He had a goldfish. The goldfish died. So me and my sister were like, damn, like, how we gonna tell him? Like, he don't know like what's going on. We told him, he's like, it's okay, mama, we can go get another one. Or maybe my goldfish can respawn. I'm like, that's just not happening. I was like, no, this nigga did not say respawn. I'm like, you gotta stay off uh Roblox, man. Like that, no.
SPEAKER_01I I'm telling you, whatever we had to, we banned Jojo from playing Roblox because yeah, it's bad. He started getting angry, he started having nightmares, he was seeing things, like he started saying things, and we're like, what are you talking about? Like, what are you seeing? Like, how? Like, how is this happening with Roblox and YouTube? My sister took both of that. Mark took Roblox off the Xbox, and my sister took YouTube off his TV. Like, it's no, you're done. Like, it's it's just too much. Yeah, my nephew be having nightmares.
SPEAKER_02Talk about the Enderman. I'm like, from Roblox, yo, you gotta get him off this gate. I said, You need to pray. That's why I be telling him every time he wakes up with a new Roblox nightmare.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I be praying. Yep, I be praying over him, especially when you tell me he has a nightmare to the point where he'll ask me, I'm like, You want me to pray for you?
SPEAKER_02Yes, I'm about to tell my sister because my nephew has been being angry too, and I did not know it's from that damn game.
SPEAKER_01It's from the game, they get so angry behind it, and then you also don't know that even though they're not like on a headset or anything, they can still there's people chatting, like it's a lot going on, like and if people might tap in and they start talking. They can't almost got blocked.
SPEAKER_07I almost got blocked on Roblox because I was playing with the girls, and and some weird nigga was in the chat being mad, weird. And I was like, hey, yo, bro. Like he was just following us around and shit and standard, and every game we was going to, he was following. I'm like, yo, this nigga weird. What is this shit?
SPEAKER_01Yes, I'm telling you, because Joe's Joe, how old is your nephew, Cece?
SPEAKER_02Four.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, so he was playing it since then, but now that he can read and all the other stuff, like he'll be like, Kiki, how you spell this? How you spell that? And I'll be confused, like, why are you asking me to spell stuff? So I stopped. I'm like, Josai, I hope you're not on that chat because I don't know how Roblox works. But then I started seeing that he was on the chat, and I was like, Oh, hell no, no, you gotta get off of this. So he started asking Alexa how to spell things, and Alexa's telling him how to spell stuff.
SPEAKER_06That's a smart kid, and I hear him, why are you following me? Yo, he's following me.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god.
SPEAKER_07Yo, for real, they be following you. It's mad weird, bro.
SPEAKER_02I can't, I don't know how to play it. Like, I he's always like, Oh, help me. I try to help him. They're beating him in his back with sticks, blood is squirting out. I'm like, I'm telling you, it's too graphic, bro.
SPEAKER_07They got they got horror games, they got all that, bro. They I had to get on Aliyah and Jalen because they're over here playing some scary ass game, this granny game. They got Avi in here, scared as hell. She crying, talking about some granny real. I'm like, Granny's not real. They fucking laughing.
SPEAKER_02I'm like, if you don't stop torturing your damn sister, yo, the crazy thing is I do that to my nephew because I I'm the youngest of my sister. I just be fucking with their kids. I be fucking with that kid. I'm like, yeah, yeah, he is gonna come. Uh-huh. And he told me if you don't be good, then to call him. So, like, I've been talking about it. That's what they be doing.
SPEAKER_07That's what they be doing. Cause I I don't know what happened. Because my first two, I don't know, man. They're they're great kids. They listen, they all my last two. You swear these little niggas run the house, bro. I don't know, I don't know what the hell is going on in here. But Ivy be playing around too much. Like, she literally don't stop. She be in their face messing with them. So they be scaring her ass. I'm not gonna lie. They be scaring the hell out of her. She be coming downstairs, running in my room, talking about some granny trying to get me. I'll be like, oh no.
SPEAKER_01I wish we had something like that when Jasmine was a kid, because shit, she used to hurt, oh my god, we didn't have nothing. All I could do was tie her ass up or something. It wasn't much I could do with her to scare her, that would have been hilarious.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, no, they be scaring the hell out of her.
SPEAKER_01Mark, why you didn't tell me you found the Candace Owens that you said in the group chat? I'm I'm responsible. I don't look at the group chat when I'm potting.
SPEAKER_05I didn't think I didn't want to go, I didn't want to try nothing. Nah, she's responsible. I thought about it at first place.
SPEAKER_01Sneak this in, bro. Okay. Nah, I just want to clear it up. The person that um the person that posted that message about uh Candace Owens is Lily Gaddis. She is a conservative commenter, commentator. So she's basically like a controversial influencer who's a conservative that people know, and she's the one that posted the tweet.
SPEAKER_02So just for clarification, there Lily, leave Candace alone, and now we know who to come shooting for if something happens.
SPEAKER_05Like, girl. I know I know y'all don't watch Love Island, but for the listeners that do watch it, lay off my boy KC. I've been seeing so many posts and people cursing him now. Like he did what he had to do. Like the point of the show is to watch it, yeah, watch it, and and find a real connection, and that's exactly what he did. Like, people need to lay off him. Oh, why he left his shorty and went with somebody else? Yeah, well, his couple, like you know what I mean? Like he's coupled up with somebody in the show, and okay, yeah, he he found he found another connection.
SPEAKER_07That's I don't know how Love Island go. I just see everybody talk about it.
SPEAKER_05I know that's why that's why I watch it. Because you know, we got a big platform, so yeah, here you go again.
SPEAKER_02He's like, hello, hit y'all niggas before y'all.
SPEAKER_05I'm not into the drama shows.
SPEAKER_07This this is the first one I'm watching. Yeah, that's what I was saying. Because you be getting on me with my love is blind and all them other shows and shit. No, I did this for real.
SPEAKER_01That's what I was saying. I I'm surprised Ali doesn't watching that because that's an Ali type show, Love Island.
SPEAKER_05It really is. It is for real. I'm like, I'm not trying to be funny.
SPEAKER_01No, I'm not trying to be funny. It is, it is like one of them love is blind, love like that type of show is like that, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_07Okay, you know what it is? I think I didn't watch it because um of that that's the twit the one that's going on in Twitter from like another country that's something like it, and the dude basically saw his shorty getting getting blasted, and he was running to the other island. Y'all know what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I don't, I don't, I don't watch that shit, bro. That shit not about to trigger me, give me no PTSD.
SPEAKER_05No, that's that's temptation, Alan. Where they're actually there's actual couples that's off the show go on the show. Ah, okay. Yeah, this show is a bunch of single people, and they put them on the island, and everybody gotta try to find a connection.
SPEAKER_07Oh, all right, that's way better than them. All right, I could watch that.
SPEAKER_06I can have a bunch of 13 seasons. What the fuck?
SPEAKER_05This is the first season I ever watched, but there's a lot of fine ass women on the show. They're always in bikinis, obviously, since they you know what I mean on the island.
SPEAKER_07Like, okay, okay. I yeah, I hear everybody talking about it. I see everybody like, yep, I gotta watch my love island and get ready to do this. All right, so I'm gonna take a look. I'm gonna see what's up.
SPEAKER_01I told you it's it's one of your shows. I'm not trying to be funny. I was dead ass. It's it's a competition, it's not like okay, okay.
SPEAKER_05Oh, so they win money and all that too? Yeah, I just found that out. Yeah, like I think the top four couples were like a hundred thousand dollars or something like that.
SPEAKER_07Oh, that's fire. Yeah. That's like, okay, okay, yeah. Nah, you're right, though, because I do be watching shows like Too Hot to Handle and all that other stuff. Like, this show is so fucking messy.
SPEAKER_05Oh, it's messy, messy. It's real messy. Like when they first came on, I don't know, it's like six guys, six girls, and you know, they all gotta you know finally couple up with somebody. So then after like two weeks of you know, coupling up, everybody getting together, they bring new people in the house, they separate them, put them on different islands, and bring a whole new people. Oh, that's foul! Yeah, yeah, that's so foul. And what they didn't know, like they first it first started off with the guys going off to uh the new island with the new girls. The neither one of them knew that it was being live recorded. So the guys being live recorded, they didn't know, and then they presented it to the girls, like, yo, we got this we got this present for you. And when they opened it, it was just a big ass TV screen of the live stream of the guys on the other island getting crazy, kissing the girl. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_07So they added the fuel to the fire. So when the new dude comes, they're about to be out here wilding.
SPEAKER_05Exactly. That's exactly what happened. Oh, that's messy as fuck. So they they gave the guys six new girls, and you know, the girls was watching it, and then for the girls, they were so mad the producers gave them 12 new guys. So they Damn two to one? Yeah, they're in there going crazy right now. Oh nah, these are this is a ho's dream. So then you know, they're gonna be on separate islands for like, I don't know, three or four days, and then when they get back, they gotta make the decision if they wanna be with the original couple or not, or go for one of the new people from the other islands.
SPEAKER_07Oh, so you asking me if I want to be with the one girl who I just met, then y'all put me on another island, and I had two hoes to myself. Man, that's crazy. That's that's that's crazy. Like, I tell everybody, yo, you can't be mad at me. I'm I'm trying to, I'm this is what the show's about. I'm trying to explore my connection. I'm trying to explore my connection. So, what if I mess with all three of y'all? I'm trying to figure this out.
SPEAKER_02These people could become big besides a hundred thousand because Alondria from the other season, she's just everywhere, everywhere. I'm like, oh my gosh, I didn't even watch the show, and I know who she's talking about.
SPEAKER_07Right? Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_02Like endorsements, they want her in Paris. They got this girl doing modeling, like she's everywhere. She's like the face of fucking Love Island.
SPEAKER_05Oh yeah. Same thing with um, what's that girl? Huda, I think her name is. Have y'all seen her? She's from the last season. I heard that one. The I heard that one. Yeah, she's all over the place right now. And the plan, she was talking her boyfriend, her ex-boyfriend. Like, she's crazy. That would that was my type in my 20s. I like crazy bitches. Yeah, I was about to say crazy bitches is the best, bro.
SPEAKER_02What happened? He said it is 20. Something happened.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I'm growing up now. That's all. I'm maturing. I can't do the crazy no more.
SPEAKER_02That's right.
SPEAKER_05These women are crazy, they'll bleach your sneakers, they'll mace you, they'll do all kind of shit. Nah, they really would though.
SPEAKER_07Bear mace, too. Not even regular mace, bear mace.
SPEAKER_05What mark?
SPEAKER_01What you say?
SPEAKER_07Run you over with your car.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah, all kind of steal your shit, take your computer and shit. I would have smashed it in a billion pieces. You're gonna see nothing but the gigabytes, yeah, spread uh all over the floor.
SPEAKER_05Like you're gonna see nothing but them jail cell bars. I'm going to the cops.
SPEAKER_02Oh my gosh, y'all. She out of here. She'll be back though.
SPEAKER_01I I will be back in a couple of weeks. Um, I can't do this shit no more. I'm done. Yo, listen, I'm tired. Get up off of that thing.
SPEAKER_05What are you doing, y'all? We piling with us three, or we getting a replacement for her. What y'all want to do?
SPEAKER_02There's never a replacement. We can ask some guests if we need, but you know, we don't need, you know, we be good. But let me tell you about what we're about to be talking about. It's about to get real freaky and crazy, all right? It is, that's right.
SPEAKER_04That's right, CC.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. Yeah. We don't want to have pod. You heard? I'm just kidding.
SPEAKER_01Y'all are out of control.
SPEAKER_06Led by CC. CC the freak. Yo.
SPEAKER_01Listeners, it's been real. Mark the late night whisperer. Um, make sure y'all do the right thing, like Spikely. Shout out to Spike Lee. Save your money.
SPEAKER_07We're not gonna hear that shit for a little bit.
SPEAKER_01Next time, we still gonna keep it less. Next time y'all hear from me, Prince Mark will have made his uh arrival. Um love that name.
SPEAKER_07I ain't even gonna say that.
SPEAKER_02Congratulations! Thank you.
SPEAKER_07They're gonna have to say Prince Mark. Yeah, that's right.
SPEAKER_01Yo, listeners, if you want to snitch or anything, feel free to DM me, text me, whatever. If you know you got anything to say, let me know. I'm still around, you know what I'm saying? I'ma just be resting and nesting.
SPEAKER_06I can see them head me up right now. Girl, they saw the informant. They ain't even wait 10 minutes.
SPEAKER_02Informistic dead boy. That's what the drinking says.
SPEAKER_01Yo, and I'm not editing this, so whatever it is, it is. I'm just putting it out. Um, I like that energy.
SPEAKER_07You know what I'm saying? We said what the fuck we said. That's what she's saying.
SPEAKER_01All of us. I'm gonna miss you guys. Hold it down, y'all do the right thing. And until next time, we out of here, pig. We out, y'all. Peace out.