{Ep.19} Honey-Do Lists, Shoplifting, Naming your Toes and More!

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Kevin Wilson (00:01.978)
Welcome back to off the record. My name is Kevin Wilson and I'm excited to have you guys back. Listen, make sure that you guys go and you rate and review us. If you listen to this show, there's a lot of people like, Hey, I love your show. man. You guys didn't do the dad joke or you get whatever you guys are listening. We need your help to get our show, to the top on Apple charts. So if you can.

Kody (00:23.666)
Yeah.

Kevin Wilson (00:30.426)
Just go there and you just give us a rating, especially on Apple. Like if you listen on Spotify, give us a rating there. If you listen to any other platforms, do that as well. But especially on Apple, please go rate and review us. And yeah, it helps us out a ton, a ton. So we appreciate you guys doing that. We really do. So.

Kody (00:43.442)
Yeah.

Kaleb (00:57.244)
Yeah. So here's the deal. Kevin, Cody, you're both married. Okay. I'm married. It's that time of year, right? We, it's Michigan. We have two seasons. We have winter, we got construction, you know, and during construction season, wives like to, you might as well still label it construction season. Cause wives like to like just grow the honeydew list.

Kevin Wilson (00:59.45)
Okay.

Kody (01:06.5)
Say so!

Kody (01:15.506)
Woof. Depression hits.

Kaleb (01:26.428)
It's like, you got to construct, you got to just pretty much reconstruct the whole house, the yard, everything. Okay. So I want to know how long is the honeydew list for the spring and summer? Cause it just started over here in Michigan. How long is your honeydew list already? We just got nice weather.

Kody (01:45.618)
I plead the fifth. Can I say that one? Can I answer? I'm just kidding. It's getting long. For you listeners that don't know, we bought a house about six, seven months ago. And so when we bought our house, it was turning into the first depression season in Michigan, which was winter. And so we didn't get to do much on the outside and not much on the inside besides rip up carpet. So our list is pretty long. So we just threw some mulch down to redo some of that.

Kaleb (01:48.156)
Aww, no you can't play with the fist.

Kody (02:14.514)
We got flower beds being done. We got edging. We got trees getting pulled out. We got a privacy fence that we're not gonna do, but we're not gonna pay, but we're gonna do it ourselves. We got a ton of things that are on my list and it keeps growing. Cause you know why? This thing called TikTok, I will smash that app one day. I will hack you. I will give you viruses. If you don't stop sending my wife these videos.

Kaleb (02:33.884)
Yes.

Kody (02:43.794)
Dude, it's a honey do list. It's like, ooh, we need to add this. we need to do this. Man, I got to clean the garage out. I got to clean the basement out. We got to organize our clothes. I'm like, man, I love you, babe. Calm down on the list.

Kaleb (02:59.612)
Kevin, how long is your list?

Kevin Wilson (03:02.362)
my list is. So here's the thing, man. I think mine is a little bit more. I don't know. It's better and it's better in a way because one my my. So Kim, she loves to like. So she every year, I would say probably twice a year, she goes out and she cleans our garage like she just loves doing that. Right. She hates a garage. It's messy. She isn't like. So she goes out there and she cleans it.

I just had somebody come and pick up something out of my garage the other day. They just like stood there and they were like, my goodness. And I'm like, what? They were like, your garage is so clean. And I was like, that's my wife. Like she it is definitely not me. She's the one that goes out there and cleans all that stuff. Right. I have stuff that I'm supposed to do that she's asking me to do. And I'm just like every other man. I just let it sit like I just I don't know, man. And I don't know what it is either.

Like I come home and I see the stuff. It's like right in my face and I know I should be doing it. And I just, man, it just, but I don't know. I feel like I, there are times. So I feel like it builds up. It's like, you know, everything will be going fine. And then all of a sudden one day it's like, I've asked you to do this and then this and then this, this, this, this, and this, and you haven't done any of it. Like, you know,

Kaleb (04:27.9)
Hahaha.

Kevin Wilson (04:29.338)
That I feel like that's just kind of how it happens. But, you don't know.

Kody (04:32.306)
That's why she cleans the garage so much she's stressed Hey, hey kim come clean my garage come on

Kevin Wilson (04:35.178)
Probably. She's not your slave, bro. Back off. But so here's the thing.

Kaleb (04:43.996)
Kevin Wilson (04:50.394)
Dude's like, Coakley my garage, Kim. Anyway.

Kody (04:53.522)
I say go, I say come clean my garage. And why you gotta say like come clean my, like master? Like I don't even have that kind of voice, man. My voice is like this.

Kevin Wilson (05:01.458)
Like Massa. Like Tigger. What? What? No, I just yeah. So I get it. I understand it. It's you know, ours is a little bit different. I mean, she Kim is usually pretty like understanding and nice and all that good stuff. So I don't have this thing where she's constantly nagging me. I know some people have that.

Kody (05:07.134)
Like what?

Kody (05:28.53)
Mm -hmm.

Kevin Wilson (05:30.522)
I don't have that and I'm not going to try to portray that I do. But I'm your typical guy and I do not do the stuff that I need to do. So because I'm busy with tons of other things.

Kaleb (05:38.492)
Mm. Mm.

Kody (05:39.396)
Okay.

Kaleb (05:43.676)
Cody bought his house a little more recently than I did, but we bought ours probably a year and a half ago at this point. So like we're in that, and it's our first home. So like we're in that like, we want to make this like, just, it's the first time we've had a space where like we can really do whatever we want with it. So the honey do list right now for me, like my wife and I were talking about the other day, I was like, man, our honey do list is so long. She's like, dude, half the things on that list you want to do, like not just me, right? So.

Kody (05:54.546)
Mhm.

Kaleb (06:11.292)
I recently found this and I found some interest in Pinterest like a year ago and Pinterest is just as bad as TikTok, especially for people who like to do like yard work and cooking and all this stuff. I have like four different boards and 90 % of what's on there is home stuff and food. So, you know, some of the things that we're doing this year, like we want to, we moved in a year and a half ago, we haven't painted. Right? So there's, you can, there's holes and, and plaques.

Kody (06:23.026)
Yes.

Kody (06:30.898)
Mm -hmm.

Kaleb (06:41.212)
Plaster everywhere where they covered holes and all this stuff. So I got to paint the house We're working on the patio right now. I've been power washing the patio guy It looked terrible last year. Like we didn't even want to have people over to grill nothing like that We've I've taken all the weeds out Yeah, take out we took out all the weeds. We took out all the grass I took out all the moth like I'm almost done getting all the moss out of there And then my brother and I this year we're gonna tear it up and we're gonna redo it

Kevin Wilson (06:56.378)
I did not notice that.

Kody (07:01.394)
He noticed it.

Kaleb (07:11.708)
You know what it got me thinking? Some of the other things like, you know, I did, I had to do a city inspection. So I had to put drywall on one side of the garage because it's connected to the house and for a fire stopper and everything, whatever, all this stuff. So now I'm looking at the garage and I'm like, man, I kind of like that there's drywall on this side. I feel like now I got to do the whole garage a certain type of way, you know, pegboard, drywall, all that good stuff. And so, and I don't know about you guys, but for me, I love the yard.

Kevin Wilson (07:18.298)
Hmm.

Kody (07:34.194)
Mm -hmm.

Kaleb (07:39.292)
Like that, now that I have a house, I'm like, I take so much pride in my yard and the lines and the grass. And you gotta, you gotta have a nice fresh line and everything's gotta be edged. You can't make it look dirty. The garden's gotta look good, all that good stuff. So one of the things, and this is kind of, kind of bring me into my next question. One of the things on the honeydew list is my wife is really into that right now of being healthy, growing your own food, you know.

Kevin Wilson (07:43.578)
Mm -hmm.

Kody (07:44.306)
Get them new balance out, boy.

Kaleb (08:07.612)
washing your own vegetables, like all this stuff. That's what she wants to do. So on my list this year is to build her some planter boxes. So I'm going to build like probably three feet high. Yeah, some so like three feet high so my dog can't get in there. And and, you know, probably going to have two of them. And so I bring home some pallets from work. You know, I'm going to cut them up, build the frame, whatever, get it to where I want it to stain it. All that good stuff. I personally.

Kevin Wilson (08:16.058)
Ahhhh

Kaleb (08:37.724)
When I look at prices of things, I go, dude, I'm just going to DIY it. Like I do not want to pay someone to do something that I want to do. And I know one of the things Kevin may say is, that's toxic masculinity. You got to stay in your lane, bro. You got to know that you can't do that the way that it needs to be done. Right. But I am one of those dudes that likes to work with my hands. I think that I can do it. Now, that's not to say if I build these planner boxes and they suck that I won't hire someone or go buy some. But.

Kody (08:41.842)
Mm -hmm.

Right.

Kevin Wilson (09:06.138)
Yeah.

Kaleb (09:07.996)
I personally am a DIYer. I'm not going to pay someone to do something that I think I can do. So that was my next question. Are you someone who's like, I'm just going to do this myself, at least give it an attempt, or am I paying someone to come to my house and do this?

Kody (09:19.122)
Yeah.

Kody (09:23.282)
So with your planter boxes, the best wood to use is cedar or redwood, just to give you info on that. So just a little pointer for you. Because we looked into doing that. We did it before. We are DIYers right now. You know why? Because Cody ain't got a budget to pay somebody else. So is this real? Material and ER visits. I can handle that.

Kevin Wilson (09:43.098)
yeah

Kaleb (09:46.076)
Right, you're just paying for material.

Kevin Wilson (09:51.066)
Yeah.

Kody (09:52.754)
And so we I'm finishing up Latte's office in the basement right now. I had a buddy come out, help me do some framing. I ran electrical. Yeah, I got electrocuted a couple of times, but I got it done. Small little fire, but it went out. I learned how to I learned how to don't worry about it. I learned how to mud and tape, claim out clean. No, no, no division. You can see it looks good. And so I'm learning things. And so I have it in the budget.

Kevin Wilson (09:53.466)
my gosh.

Kody (10:22.674)
for me to take my time and to learn these things. I do not have it in the budget to pay somebody to get it done. Now there are things that I do have to, you have to pay somebody for. You know, we're on our list. You know, we bought this house and we had an idea and we had Latay's dad to help us, but things have changed and he's no longer with us. So we were learning things on our own.

And our thing is with the kitchen is we might have to put a support beam. I can't I can't do that. Caleb, Kevin. No, no, no. Because if I do it, DIY it, my house may fall. So like there's things that I might have to pay somebody for. But I could do backsplash. I could put cabinets in. I can rip things out. I can do some electrical. Maybe a fire. But I'm a DIYer. I'm going to going to save the money and me and Tara going to do it ourselves. And she's encouraging. I appreciate it.

You know, she's encouraged me. She gets something. She's like, I think you can do this. I believe in you. And you know what? We're going to have fun this year. It saves you money. You learn skills. You think you can't do it. But when you look at videos over and over again, it's like, man, this is easier than it looks. Just trust the process. Trust yourself. But there are things that you might want to call somebody in on. And if it's structural or foundational, I'm going to call somebody.

Kaleb (11:44.7)
Yeah, the one, so I agree with you. The one thing I won't touch though is electrical. So like I, I, I actually, I remember we, I was trying to, there was, when I moved in, you could tell like the last four or five owners that had this home had just different cable companies because there were black cable wires running all through my basement. And one day I'm just, I'm working on the house and I just come in the basement to grab something. And I'm just like, I'm so sick of these cables.

Kevin Wilson (11:45.146)
Yeah.

Kody (11:51.026)
Ha! Calm me up, boy!

Kaleb (12:13.884)
Everywhere I am ripping them out so I start pulling them out pulling them out right and then I get to this one wire and I'm like Hold on that one's going right into the electrical panel. So I call my dad I face on I'm like, all right, I Can do this. Okay. I know I got to open the electrical panel, but I feel I can do this I said but I must have asked him and If he he could probably text into the show and tell us how many times I asked Every time he told me to touch a wire. I was like, hold on

Do I need to turn the breaker off? Am I going to get electrocuted? What's going to happen if I put the screwdriver in here? Is it going to spark? What's going to happen? I can't afford a fire. Am I going to die? All this stuff. And the funny part was is the wire that I had to pull out of the electrical box was a grounding wire. Like it wasn't even a wire that really was going to shock me. It was just a grounding wire. But the same thing I had to put. I had some fire alarms installed.

Kevin Wilson (12:51.354)
Chuh -heh -heh -heh -heh.

Kody (13:00.818)
Hey, dude.

Kaleb (13:09.916)
because my city, you have to have the wired ones and everything, gotta be connected. So if there's a fire in the basement, you hear it upstairs, all this stuff. And so I get that installed and then I get a new light installed in my garage. Cause I was like, it's just not bright enough in here. So I want this light attached to the light switch. So both sides I can see. I ain't touching that. No way. And I saw the thickness of the wire that they brought in to route it to that thing. I'm like,

Kody (13:37.106)
Yeah. yeah.

Kaleb (13:38.812)
No way I'm touching that I actually got electrocuted in this garage because my the chain For the like the pull chain was too was too old. So I pulled it one day and it snapped so like I had cool I got this dude. I'm gonna take the light apart I'm gonna just get a new one and I'll put it in. Yeah Well, I wasn't smart enough to go turn the breaker off so I get in there

Kody (13:48.37)
Polite, yeah.

Kaleb (14:03.932)
And I start to, I grab one side and as soon as I put the screwdriver on it, I was like, and I was like, my gosh, I'm done. I'm paying someone to do it. I'm not doing it.

Kody (14:11.378)
Yeah, hey, whoo! It feels good. It feels good. I got a friend in Georgia, Josh Love. Baby Josh, appreciate you boy. One of my best friends. Brother to me. I call him because he's a master electrician. All the time I'll FaceTime like, hey man, like when I had that small fire is because I had the neutral also going in on the light switch and he's like, you're jumping off something you don't need it. I was like, in my mind, I need a white and a black up on this light switch to work.

Kevin Wilson (14:12.186)
Hehehehehe

Kody (14:40.434)
And I was giving it too much power and when I went to go pull it off, it's like shhh and he's like, you're right. I was like, it's smoked, but I'm okay. There was a little fire, but I got water. But once you get electrocuted, it's, it's embarrassing when it was like when my kids see me like, dad, you okay? I'm like, yeah. Hit me with some wood. Hit me with some wood.

Kevin Wilson (14:48.762)
See, I was.

Kevin Wilson (14:53.626)
HAHAHAHA

Kaleb (14:55.26)
Yes.

Kevin Wilson (14:57.978)
Yeah. Yeah. See, my thing is I I will do so. I won't mess with like so if somebody was like, hey, put a new plug in. I'm not doing that. But I've done ceiling fans, lights. I'll put in, you know, my thermostat like new thermostats wire, that kind of stuff. But when it comes to anything else like I am not messing with and I've been now I've been shocked before, for sure. But.

Kody (15:11.41)
Yeah.

Kevin Wilson (15:27.962)
I, you know, it was just a stupid mistake. Like I did something really dumb. No, I think I was for the ceiling fan up or I was put in a chandelier up in a in a in a dining room or something. Anyways, yeah.

Kody (15:31.218)
Yeah. Well, OK. Now.

Kaleb (15:31.772)
You stuck a fork in a plug.

Kody (15:44.146)
I'll tell you, I do some questionable things with my DIYs. But they turn out good. They turn out great. I remember, I remember, listen, I remember talking with Lataya's dad, because man, he's a contractor. He builds houses, does his thing. And I was showing him what I was going to do with our ceiling. And I'm like, man, I'm buying these black pieces of plastic. It's going to look great. And he's just like, dude, that is a ghetto way to do it.

I said it's a getaway, but it's a budget way and it works good. And so, but he did, he taught me things. He was someone I could always talk to. And so, find someone you can learn from, YouTube, someone in your family, but you got the tools that you need to do it yourself.

Kevin Wilson (16:12.73)
I'm going to go ahead and close the video.

Haha.

Kaleb (16:27.996)
speaking of DIY and YouTube, okay, I got a bone to pick with someone's YouTube channel and I don't remember the channel and I don't need to call them out, but here's the thing. I'm a DIYer, especially when it comes to my car. Like I want, I'm that guy that like, I like to work on my car, right? So there was a period of time where he said, I bought my car, it's an 07, I bought it in 2017, right? There's enough room in the front that I can work.

Kody (16:39.09)
Yeah, we do.

Kody (16:47.538)
We'll use you by your car.

What year is it? Okay, so you can still work on it. That's why. Okay.

Yeah.

Kaleb (16:56.86)
I own car, yeah. The new ones you can't. I hate, my wife has a 2017, I can't work on it because everything's so compact. You have to pull things out just to get to what you're trying to get to. So, you know, I have a 07 Mustang and at first I thought it was my windshield, right? I'm like, I'm getting water coming in here. Like, this is weird. It's getting into the cab of my car. I don't know what's going on. So, and I had no idea that there's actually like a rain basin catcher.

Kody (17:03.666)
Mm -hmm. You drop the engine everything. Yeah

Kaleb (17:24.124)
in front of your windshield and it actually flow, it drains the water out. So I was tired of my wife telling me that she didn't want to drive my car because what was happening is it would be fine if you're driving straight and then you turn and the water would start pouring out underneath the glove box on the passenger side. So it was getting her all, it was getting her feet all wet. Yeah.

Kody (17:28.946)
Mm -hmm.

Kevin Wilson (17:49.562)
Mmm.

Kody (17:50.61)
Your car's water broke.

Kevin Wilson (17:52.958)
You're.

Kaleb (17:53.628)
So two weekends ago, a couple of weekends ago, we go to my best friend's wedding and I was like, dude, it hasn't rained in a while. We'll be fine. We'll take my car. Like got to pull up to the best friend's wedding in the Mustang. I'm not driving the Honda. So we've soon as I pulled down the street, as soon as we pulled down the street and I make the first turn, she goes, this is why I didn't want to take your car. Now my feet are all wet. And I was like, dude, it hasn't rained in days. I'm sorry. Like I didn't think that it would.

Kody (18:10.258)
I can't draw one either.

Kevin Wilson (18:11.93)
I

Kody (18:22.35)
It's your fault.

Kaleb (18:22.908)
So I go on YouTube, right? And I YouTube the issue. Guys like, okay, cool. You got to pop the hood. You have to take the windshield wipers completely off. Not just the blade. You got to take the arms off. And then that's how you can get to the black basin part. You pull that off and then that's where the catch basin is. And it should drain out of there. But if you open it and there's water there, you know you have a plugged drain.

I'm not, you know, I know I manage drain techs and that's what we do all days on clogged drains. I didn't know what I was looking at because the house is a little different. But on this YouTube channel, this guy convinces me I need a wiper arm blade removal tool. $18. Okay. So I'm like, all right. Yeah, I'm cool. I'm like, he tells me exactly where to go. Amazon. This is the one to get.

Kody (18:59.844)
He's like, we're gonna clog your pooper. Yes.

Kody (19:15.57)
But I'm

Kevin Wilson (19:17.422)
How old was this guy, by the way? I think this is what's going to tell the story.

Kaleb (19:22.044)
I go, that's the thing, here's the thing. He had the exact same car as me, just a different color, 07 Mustang, probably the same age as me. Okay, yes, so here's the thing. So I buy the piece and I wait two days for it to get to it. First of all, I got a problem with Amazon, stop telling people it's gonna be overnight delivery and it's not. But I get the part, the tool I need two days later.

Kody (19:23.762)
These are Russian.

Kody (19:30.674)
Russian.

Kevin Wilson (19:32.922)
no, that's crazy.

Kaleb (19:48.7)
I go out, I just try to use it, just like the guy uses it in the YouTube video. It doesn't work. So I'm like, okay, maybe it's me. Go to the other wiper arm. I do it, doesn't work. I'm like, okay, this is weird. I watched the guy do it in the YouTube video. So then I clicked the next YouTube video underneath it. And the guy goes, yeah, all you gotta do is pull the wiper all the way up, like towards the windshield. It will naturally release and you just pull it off. And I was like, dude, if this works, I am gonna be so mad.

Sure enough, move the windshield wiper up, boom, just pops right off. So I waited 72 hours and paid $18 for nothing. Nothing. No, it's still in my garage. Hey, you never know, you might need it one day. But, so I pull it off and everything and I literally called one of the guys on my team. I was like, dude, I feel like a drain tech.

Kody (20:28.05)
You returned it, right?

Kevin Wilson (20:33.594)
Hey, I do that stuff too. Dude.

Kody (20:34.002)
Yeah, if it worked. If it worked.

Kaleb (20:45.372)
I just unclogged two of my own drains in my car and my car's not leaking anymore. There was like three gallons of water that came pouring out of it.

Kevin Wilson (20:50.138)
So.

Kevin Wilson (20:53.85)
So random thoughts, since you said that, like you didn't take it back. Okay. So I have this thing. If something costs, if there's a threshold for Amazon, okay. For me, I just want to know if you guys do the same thing. If there, if, if I get something doesn't cost that much and it doesn't work, doesn't fit, doesn't whatever nine times out of 10, I don't send it back because to me it's more a hassle.

Trying to you know stopping at ups getting a label printing the label off doing all it's like dude. It ain't that big of a deal like and so and so sometimes

Kody (21:19.858)
Yeah, okay.

Kody (21:26.61)
Yeah, asshole. Listen.

Kaleb (21:30.3)
Yeah, but they've made it easier. Just take it to gold.

Kody (21:32.978)
So you're the reason why people get free Amazon Prime. You pay for it.

Kevin Wilson (21:37.722)
I mean, but it doesn't happen. I mean, doesn't happen often because I'm not going to buy. I'm not going to be that stupid and buy. But there are some times where it's OK. There are some times where I. Well, buy something. And it's like, this is too small or this is whatever. I don't know. Like right now, I have a bearing. I have a bearing that needs to be replaced.

Kaleb (21:39.068)
is it not?

Kody (21:43.346)
Right.

Kody (22:02.45)
Dude.

Kaleb (22:05.564)
He does. He does. I saw it.

Kevin Wilson (22:07.45)
And I am my bearing is just in my it's been in my car for I can't tell you how long it months like and I just I don't know. And I'm going to be getting rid of my car soon. And I so I have no stop and I have no idea why. Well, it is. So, OK. All right. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. All right. So maybe I get listeners on my side. So listen, I have a.

Kaleb (22:17.628)
is true.

Kody (22:19.57)
Yeah, you're deathtrap.

Kody (22:25.202)
What? Dude, right. Call it what it is.

Kaleb (22:31.772)
boy.

Kevin Wilson (22:36.41)
I so I have a car, a fairly new car, and it. My brakes just randomly went out on me. I don't know. A few weeks ago, a couple of months ago, it's a known issue. Issue GM refuses to make this a recall.

Kody (22:45.97)
It's a known issue.

Kody (22:52.274)
Get your stuff together GM, get your stuff together.

Kevin Wilson (22:54.778)
It's part of a class action lawsuit. It's just it's crazy. But anyway, so and, you know, make a long story short, I have to turn my car in because I yeah, I'm not driving a car who because basically what they said after me spending tons of money to get it fixed, they said this can happen again. Because when they fix it with the part, they fix it with the same defective part. So it's just it was if I told you.

Kaleb (23:23.996)
Just hair.

Kody (23:24.37)
The math ain't mathin' bro. The math ain't mathin'. Did you fix it? Yeah, with the same broken part though. So give another four years.

Kevin Wilson (23:24.378)
I it was the man.

Kevin Wilson (23:32.282)
Yeah, because it's the way it's built. It's the way this part is built on the engine, which also let me tell you this. On top of that, your engine can get ruined if this particular part fails. I was just lucky that my that my engine didn't get ruined. Yes. Like it's crazy, crazy. Like. Yeah, well, not so.

Kody (23:51.09)
Then blow up.

Kody (23:55.474)
Sue him. Sue him. You gotta start wearing a neck brace, bro. Come on. You know your neck still hurts.

Kevin Wilson (24:00.858)
Hahahaha!

Kody (24:03.89)
Your doctor said to wear that. Why aren't you wearing it?

Kevin Wilson (24:05.242)
Yeah. Yeah. They got to call. Yeah. I got to call, the Jeffrey Fiecker or, you know, one of these.

Kody (24:12.978)
Who's the girl on the... No.

Kaleb (24:13.404)
or Mike Morris, Jumana K. Rouse, dude, she, dude, she started off, listen, yeah, and they're ruthless, they are ruthless. Like if you did it, you will pay. It's like, you know, like.

Kevin Wilson (24:15.386)
Mike Morris. Juma, Juana mama. Juana.

Kody (24:18.93)
Yeah, her sides, her sides are everywhere like down like dower general just do do do do do do.

Kevin Wilson (24:25.786)
Right here!

Kody (24:30.162)
Yes. We don't get paid until you get paid. Well, because she's like the Chinese restaurant. She doesn't need it no more. No, because you don't need it no more. You don't need that. You don't need that.

Kevin Wilson (24:32.122)
Now I don't see her anywhere. So.

Kaleb (24:34.524)
No, here's the thing, because no one wants to see her face anymore. No one wants to see her face anymore. No, she started off as like a regular looking person.

Kevin Wilson (24:42.906)
Sam Bernstein needs it.

Kody (24:45.17)
Call Sam with the Michigan license plates? No bro, be more original.

Kaleb (24:48.956)
She started as a regular looking person and has turned into something that looks like a Barbie doll gone wrong. Like the amount of plastic surgery that she has done in Botox, it's ridiculous.

Kevin Wilson (24:55.098)
Too much Botox and...

Kody (25:00.018)
It's Hollywood for you, bro. Ain't nothing real, it's all fake.

Kaleb (25:03.164)
This Detroit.

Kevin Wilson (25:03.738)
I don't know why I this is also a side note. I don't know why women do that. Like if you see women and men, no, I don't watch that. I think I think Michaela watches it. But yeah, but but but here's the thing. Women who wear like I see these people in Hollywood and stuff like that. You see like pictures and stuff. And I think I was watching or watching. I think I saw somebody.

Kody (25:09.426)
Whoa, it's not just women. Have you watched their show Botched?

Kaleb (25:14.236)
Yeah.

Kody (25:14.354)
It's like 90 % men. It's awesome.

Kevin Wilson (25:30.01)
You know, people arriving for the Met Gala or whatever, you know, they when they arrive for the Met Gala, they're wearing some of the craziest stuff you've ever seen. It's like who can look like the biggest freak, you know? And so anyway, but I'm looking at but I'm looking at this woman and I'm.

Kaleb (25:36.956)
Yeah, they're annoying me with this some crazy outfit.

Kody (25:42.77)
Zoolander.

Kaleb (25:45.532)
That's Hunger Games right there in motion is the Met Gala and all those outfits. Yeah.

Kevin Wilson (25:49.786)
yeah, for sure, for sure.

Kody (25:52.978)
It reminds me of Zoolander.

Kaleb (25:54.876)
Yeah.

Kevin Wilson (25:56.474)
It's like it's one of those things. It's like, what are you doing? And like, who thinks that looks good? Like you go to these places, you look like a freaking clown and some like in youth. It's like. Whatever I and I'm not trying to be mean, it just doesn't look good. Like you would look better just aging, just age. Let yourself.

Kody (26:15.122)
Right Right. Well, it's the thing. I was like I Hear you on that but like they are scrutinized by people like us They're scrutinized by people of the industry. So they're trying to stay relevant. They're trying to stay you know not crack but well, well little dense little creases here and there but it's the industry and it sucks like they come for them like I

Kevin Wilson (26:36.25)
Crease.

Kaleb (26:40.38)
Ha ha.

Kevin Wilson (26:40.754)
Shout out to our boy, Wayne Francis.

Kody (26:44.914)
Wayne Francis. Like don't crack it, just creases, baby. So my thing is, is the industry is what's doing it. And it sucks because you got people who go out there and they think they're in a beautiful dress and like, they're not wearing the Versace 3000. my gosh. They put a little fat on. You can see the little arm flap. And it's just like you, you literally make Kim Kardashian Photoshop her Photoshop. Like it's just, it's ridiculous that.

Kaleb (26:46.3)
Yeah, there we go.

Kevin Wilson (27:02.394)
You

Kody (27:11.794)
They have that much pressure and that is what it is. It's a stress and pressure and I get they get paid millions of dollars. I understand that people but even with that like who wants to live like that and it sucks and even when people like celebrities marry normal people as we know Americans not celebrities they get ran through for that like why are you marrying him? You should be with so -and -so and it's just like you wonder why Hollywood so jacked up it sucks because like I say man, you got people who show up.

Kevin Wilson (27:21.686)
Yeah. Yep.

Kody (27:41.714)
in the real them and they're just not good enough. So, but yeah, don't paint the barn. Don't put plastic up in it. Don't do that stuff. It's toxic. So.

Kevin Wilson (27:43.754)
Yeah. Yep. Yeah, I know. I hate it.

Kody (27:55.666)
Do what you gotta do, people.

Kevin Wilson (27:57.498)
Paint.

Kaleb (27:58.364)
Yeah, there's like, I don't know if it's, if it's on everyone's feed, but on my feed recently, because you know how the the algorithm, you know, we always talk about the algorithm.

Kody (27:59.122)
Yeah, they owe you stealing stuff.

Kody (28:08.882)
We don't understand the algorithm, but yes, it's there.

Kaleb (28:11.42)
No, but so on my feed recently, I keep getting these videos and it's like, it'll say it'll be like other women with pounds of makeup on it. It'll show like these ridiculously ugly cars. And then it'll be like, and then it'll go to, and my woman will just when she wakes up and it's like a Ferrari. I'm like, yes, that yes, exactly. Like I love that I can, you know, just wake up and be like, yeah, my wife is smoking. Like I don't know, she don't even need to get out of bed.

I

Kody (28:41.618)
She shouldn't smoke in bed. It's not safe.

Kevin Wilson (28:43.514)
Alright Caleb you got your brownie points now

Kaleb (28:44.124)
Wow, no. Are there any more bright points? I was just saying, that's what I feel like when you said that I was like, that is so funny because that keeps popping up on my feed of like, it goes hand in hand with your point. You don't need to do all that.

Kody (28:58.866)
Yeah. Nope.

Kevin Wilson (29:00.41)
man. Well, yeah. So I look I was the other day I was looking up some stuff just randomly because that's what I do. And I was just curious. Like, what what are those things? my gosh. Yes, thank you.

Kody (29:10.47)
good job.

Kaleb (29:13.612)
Should we give them a round of applause?

Kody (29:18.61)
All right.

Kody (29:22.642)
So proud of you, Kevin. Good job, man. Love it. You know, he's using AI now, so HR is easy for him.

Kevin Wilson (29:30.586)
boy. Good thing this is a show for, you know, good people. And I'm held responsible for not saying things. Anyways, so yeah, for sure. So I I was curious, what are the top things that people shoplift? Like what?

Kody (29:42.706)
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. We know you work hard, Kev.

Kaleb (29:50.652)
too hard sometimes.

Kody (29:56.754)
Ooooo candy!

Kevin Wilson (29:58.458)
Like, what are the top things that people shop left? And so I'm just curious. I'm going to read. And this is for the Center for Retail Research. What?

Kaleb (29:58.588)
lighters.

Kody (30:01.65)
BRAS

Kody (30:07.698)
no no hold on. Pokemon cards, baseball cards, any cards.

Kaleb (30:11.388)
Yeah.

Kevin Wilson (30:12.474)
my goodness. Okay. no, I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell you what.

Kody (30:14.162)
What? You're asking questions? I'm sorry.

Kaleb (30:15.196)
Close, close for sure.

Kody (30:18.45)
Raw Meat.

Kevin Wilson (30:23.962)
I'm gonna tell you, my gosh. Pause.

Kaleb (30:28.796)
Thank you.

Kody (30:32.018)
you see them in the dressing room like what is that? Go ahead. Go ahead.

Kevin Wilson (30:34.874)
What? Whoa.

Anyways, okay.

Kody (30:40.882)
You didn't see those videos of people that got caught? Dude's hilarious. It's like when things go wrong in stores. it's called like, look up what those people called in like Target that think they're cops, but they have no guns or tasers. Loss prevention. Loss prevention. Yeah. It's like, it's like trying to catch people on an airplane. It's like, go ahead.

Kevin Wilson (30:56.602)
those loss prevention.

Kaleb (30:57.596)
You could stop us or.

Kevin Wilson (31:06.042)
All right. So these are the top things according to Center for Retail Research. OK, I don't know. You know, right now, I know. But here's here's OK. All right. The first thing packed meat.

Kody (31:13.01)
Okay, AI hit us with it.

Kody (31:25.746)
I said that.

Kaleb (31:26.172)
You - you - Why is that a thing? Why are people shoplifting that?

Kevin Wilson (31:31.258)
such as steak, lamb, bacon from supermarkets and convenience stores. It says these are expensive items in high demand. It can readily be sold door to door or in pubs and clubs. What bar? What bar?

Kody (31:31.698)
Boy, I am on point. Yep.

Kody (31:44.722)
Hey man, hey man, hey man, you want this T -bone? You want this? Hey man, I got the fries that make your eyes. You know what I'm saying? Like, I got the burgers.

Kaleb (31:46.108)
Who is selling bacon door to door?

Kevin Wilson (31:53.818)
Dude, if some dude came up to my house.

Kaleb (31:54.108)
They say, they say one, a dollar, a dollar a strip, or I'll give you five for $3.

Kody (32:00.498)
Yeah, yeah. Hey, come here, man. Come here. Hey, you want you want some what you want that sirloin? Whoa, what what you talking about, bro? Pause. I ain't I ain't P Diddy, baby. You got the wrong house.

Kevin Wilson (32:00.826)
Right. 29 or 2 for 50.

WHA -

Kaleb (32:08.72)
You

Kevin Wilson (32:09.914)
Hey, I got a pack of hot dogs

Kevin Wilson (32:21.754)
Are them Hebrew nationals? I got them brats. Anyways, so yeah, so apparently, yeah, but my thing is they're sold door to door or in pubs and clubs. Who is going to the back door of a bar and going, hey man, I got this meat, bro.

Kody (32:22.578)
Got them pranks. Yeah, I got them pranks. I got them foot long pranks

man, okay. All right.

Kody (32:42.514)
That's weird.

Kody (32:47.41)
Okay, listen.

Right. It's the same people who are on your jury board. It's the same people who are on your jury board right there.

Kevin Wilson (32:52.154)
Yeah, right Yes facts second thing here razor blades Who are who They are but they are but like come on bro, like I don't know

Kody (33:00.562)
UGH

Kody (33:06.674)
Yeah, they expensive. No, they expensive. They expensive. They like for what? Dude, listen, I could see it. I could see it. I could see it.

Kaleb (33:08.796)
I mean, yeah, they are. They're expensive.

Kaleb (33:18.012)
There's two different reasons why they'd be stolen, so...

Kevin Wilson (33:18.17)
third thing here is whiskey so whiskey champagne gin alcoholic products

Kaleb (33:25.244)
Okay, hold on, hold on. How are you shoplifting? How are you shoplifting a bottle of whiskey? Unless you're just taking the small ones.

Kody (33:31.762)
put it in your shirt. No, you could do, dude, people put those things in the shirts, they take them to their legs. Like, bro.

Kevin Wilson (33:34.97)
I - no, you - dude!

Kaleb (33:38.524)
of this of whiskey.

Kevin Wilson (33:40.922)
If you bring in a backpack, I mean, you know what I mean? Like people come in with.

Kody (33:43.442)
Yep. If you just are if you're just fast and you could turn the door right when it opens.

Kevin Wilson (33:49.05)
He was gonna say, if you're just fat.

Kody (33:52.754)
I said fast! I said fast! Hey! Hey!

Kaleb (33:53.788)
You

Kevin Wilson (33:54.97)
You just hide it in a roll. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

Kody (34:03.058)
Are you body shaming?

Kevin Wilson (34:07.898)
that's hilarious. Dude.

Kaleb (34:08.732)
That's surprising. I'm actually shocked that those are the top three things.

Kevin Wilson (34:13.85)
Yeah, let's see. I mean according to this one I looked up a few other ones because i'm like, okay is this you know and Most pretty much everything it was consistent like not in order But you would find the same thing on most of these lists. the next one is cosmetics So makeup listed Yeah Or or you let's see

Kody (34:27.122)
Mm -hmm.

Kody (34:31.858)
Okay.

Cosmetics. yeah, girls will go crazy. Yeah Yeah

Kaleb (34:37.148)
See that for sure.

Kevin Wilson (34:43.77)
sun cream skin cream Hair treatment and shampoo

Kody (34:48.146)
Skin cream.

I need that shampoo dog. That's that's their top 10. Listen, bro, when I worked at Meyer, kids were stealing Yu -Gi Pokemon, baseball, basketball cards like that's the top stuff. Like when you can only buy one of them at a time, that's the reason why people be stealing those boys. Five finger discount candy, bro. Candy items like that, dude. Listen, people, dude.

Kaleb (34:54.332)
shampoo.

Kevin Wilson (34:56.41)
Please, no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please no, please

Kevin Wilson (35:10.394)
Dude.

Kaleb (35:16.444)
free 99, you got to buy nothing, get something free.

Kevin Wilson (35:18.202)
Wait till you hear this. Wait. Wait. Wait till you hear this next one. Cheese.

Kody (35:21.106)
Yeah, what's up? What's okay?

Kaleb (35:27.996)
Why are we... What are we doing with all the cheese?

Kevin Wilson (35:28.058)
Cheese!

Kody (35:29.946)
Dude, alright listen y 'all, come to Detroit and figure out what we stealing, because we ain't stealing cheese, we stealing your Cadillac converters.

Kevin Wilson (35:31.546)
they, they said.

They said, this is base.

Kaleb (35:36.636)
Yeah, like everything you're telling me is all things that have no value after two days. Like you can, you know, like why am I, why am I still cheese?

Kody (35:41.842)
Value zero. I can afford cheese.

Kevin Wilson (35:43.322)
No, okay. Hold on based on our research Cheese was the most stolen product in the uk and europe It may be stolen for commercial purposes. You said like they're like it's better. Purposes, okay purposes along with expensive specialty products like parmesan most stolen product from shops yeah

Kody (35:51.474)
They're different. They're different. They're different.

Kaleb (35:59.342)
surprises not tea.

Kody (36:02.418)
Bro, hold on.

Kody (36:06.962)
Okay, Kevin. Kevin. Kevin, they're different because, listen, but I'm saying they're different because when they come here, they're like, this is crime right? Like crazy. Dude, this is my everyday. This ain't crazy. This is what I'm saying. They built different over there. Like, I stole cheese. Like, yeah, I just murdered five people. There's a difference when you come over to America. Okay? Like, we stealing Cadillac converters. We stealing your tires, angel rims while you inside my ear. Like, what? You coming out ain't got nothing. We got your social security card. We got everything. Like,

Kaleb (36:07.772)
They really know about - they really bought their cheese over there.

Kevin Wilson (36:17.37)
Ruh -huh -huh.

Kaleb (36:24.252)
You

Kevin Wilson (36:24.346)
Rahahaha!

Kevin Wilson (36:30.828)
R -h -h -h -h -h -h -h -h -h -

Kody (36:36.37)
We different we built different. Hey, we built different Come on, man. We are business Built back better. We still like listen we still in the whole freezer system from Meyer like yeah, we out They're like well I'm from UK man, we stole the cheese. Good job, bro. Good job. That's like stealing free candy off the corner. Get out here

Kevin Wilson (36:39.802)
Built were built back better

Kevin Wilson (36:48.73)
Ha ha!

Kevin Wilson (36:56.282)
Yeah.

Kevin Wilson (37:00.794)
the next one is branded underarm deodorants.

Kody (37:08.178)
I'm not a fan of those, so...

Kevin Wilson (37:08.41)
Okay. Do you guys, okay. So when you take deodorant, like, so when you take deodorant, like you're stealing it, when you go to the store and you buy deodorant, okay. Do you ever take off? Cause I know I do. I take the cap off.

Kody (37:22.354)
Take off the plastic and smell it. Yeah. Yeah. I'll put it back on.

Kaleb (37:24.7)
But are you talking about the plastic piece that's underneath the cap that's covering the deodorant? Do you have the cap? And then normally you'd say.

Kevin Wilson (37:24.73)
No, not no, I don't smell it. No, no, no, no, no. The.

Kevin Wilson (37:34.394)
No, no, I take the cap off. Yes. So I take the, yup. I take the cap off cause dude, homeless people be coming in there. People be doing stuff like guys that like, man, I forgot my deodorant today and they run in there. What? What dude?

Kody (37:34.546)
No, you take it, you make sure that no one mess with it. Make sure no one mess with it. Okay, see.

Kaleb (37:40.284)
Yeah, you have to.

Kody (37:42.674)
Bro, and we - Dog. Hold up.

Kaleb (37:45.916)
They're not just homeless people.

Kody (37:50.898)
That's why you buy them in two packs and they wrapped. Second of all, when people do it for ice cream, I know they do it with deodorant.

Kevin Wilson (37:54.042)
Yeah, I usually buy the two. Yeah, I usually buy the two pack one because it's just it's more.

Kaleb (37:59.26)
See, I get like a, I get the same brand every time, but I don't get the same smell every time. So I'm with Cody, like I'm pulling the cap off and I'm smelling it. It has to be. And you gotta make sure the wife likes it too.

Kody (38:01.554)
Convenient for one.

Kody (38:09.17)
You gotta smell it. You gotta smell it. Even though you fit the same brand. But I'm saying even though sometimes they mix it up, they're like, we threw a little extra hint of lime in there, but I don't know. Lime. This is my armpits. This ain't Margaritaville.

Kevin Wilson (38:10.906)
I get the same ones.

Kaleb (38:22.236)
gosh, Kevin, you remember the the rosemary, the rosemary yogurt? my gosh. Yeah.

Kevin Wilson (38:25.85)
my gosh, it's like rosemary and garlic or something. I was like, what the frick?

Kody (38:26.322)
Okay, why? Okay, why yeah, why are they coming out those senses like those sense? So like ooh, this one is fresh cooked wood off the barbecue like what the frick dude This is that smoked salmon I'm like, alright, this is that time. I'm like, what is this bro? What is fine, bro?

Kevin Wilson (38:38.266)
Hahaha!

Kevin Wilson (38:43.418)
Right.

Dude, ain't nothing on it. Listen, nothing on you should smell like smoked salmon.

Kody (38:49.49)
What kind of herb you smell like? Bro, if I want to smell like someone with BO, I'll buy EarthSense. Okay, leave me alone.

Kevin Wilson (38:57.082)
Right. I'll just not put, I just won't put any on about that.

Kody (39:00.338)
Man, you know what you smell like? What? You smell like earth. What kind of compliment is that? You smell like earth. Like what is that? Welcome to earth. Like you smell like earth. What the frick? No, I'm like, man, you smell good. Yeah, I do. You know what they need to do? Come out with black ice deodorant.

Kevin Wilson (39:03.578)
Earth. Earth?

Kevin Wilson (39:10.746)
Hoooo!

Cody taking pictures by that Detroit sign.

Kody (39:18.866)
Yeah, earth. Hey, give me black ice deodorant. Black ice be smelling good, bro. The air freshener be hitting.

Kevin Wilson (39:20.666)
Earth. Let me.

Kevin Wilson (39:26.906)
Black eyes. Mm, yes. Batteries is the next one.

Kody (39:33.01)
yeah, why are they so expensive? They die quick.

Kevin Wilson (39:35.962)
I don't know, but if you, no, no, no, if you have to buy the Amazon basics ones.

Kaleb (39:37.66)
Yeah. And you ain't going to see. my gosh. You're not, this is the thing. And you're not, you're not, I guarantee you, I guarantee you they're not stealing the whole pack. They're opening them up and they're stealing a few.

Kody (39:41.106)
No, I would never do that, Kevin. They basically don't exist.

Kevin Wilson (39:43.458)
No, they're good.

Kody (39:51.026)
No, it's like a brick. If you're trying to steal, you're stealing batteries, someone come at you, wha! And you keep running. Like, bro, they ain't coming at you, bro. Self -defense, sucker.

Kevin Wilson (39:59.482)
Ha ha ha!

Kevin Wilson (40:06.49)
clothing accessories. So scarves, handbags, purses, gloves, stuff like that.

Kody (40:11.442)
Yeah, okay, okay

Kaleb (40:12.604)
Yeah, I think that should be higher, but...

Kevin Wilson (40:13.882)
coffee.

Kody (40:17.266)
All right, yeah, it's getting expensive. Yeah. Yeah.

Kaleb (40:17.916)
Coffee is expensive, so I get it.

Kevin Wilson (40:19.962)
Yeah, it's like coffee is an expensive item in regular demand and may be stolen for person for all for personal use or resale.

Kody (40:27.73)
Yeah, I eat. I don't even drink coffee. I don't care.

Kevin Wilson (40:30.681)
Baby clothes.

Kaleb (40:30.78)
Yeah.

Kevin Wilson (40:35.546)
Yeah. And, jeans.

Kody (40:35.634)
Yeah. Mm -hmm. That's out there.

Kaleb (40:43.868)
No, I'm good.

Kody (40:45.01)
I don't know. They're not that expensive, bro. I'm like, I'm like. I always, I always do them. I just pay for them.

Kevin Wilson (40:47.02)
You don't steal those No, I don't steal jeans I'm good Perfume and perfume and fragrance fragrances Flegways, you got the fragrance All right, Mike Tyson Small electrical

Kody (40:58.354)
Yeah. Fragrances? Yes. To web it. You sure we web it? Yeah.

Kaleb (40:59.164)
Yeah, I understand that one.

Kody (41:08.53)
That was you.

Kaleb (41:11.548)
This is final.

Kevin Wilson (41:13.274)
Goods and accessories so electronic toothbrushes smart speakers iPads, of course headphones

Kody (41:18.61)
iPads ain't small. He says, he says small electronics iPad. When did that become small?

Kevin Wilson (41:23.45)
Hey, I'm just reading what it said. Sports fashion.

Kody (41:29.138)
yeah, I get my sports bras. Definitely.

Kaleb (41:31.644)
Mm -hmm.

Kevin Wilson (41:32.618)
And then Boxed sets boxed sets DVDs and games. Well not DVDs. Ain't nobody doing that

Kody (41:41.17)
Bro, what year is this from, bro? Mid -Boys are clear as it's due, no one's buying those.

Kevin Wilson (41:47.61)
You're right, but games video games people people are probably you know

Kody (41:52.434)
yeah. Yeah, when they go, when I go to Target, like, you got to check out here. Can I outrun you?

Kevin Wilson (41:58.074)
Mmm. Mmm.

Anyway, that was the list. So, I don't know.

Kody (42:04.818)
I can agree with some of that. I agree with some of that. Not all of it, but those are my thoughts. And speaking of my thoughts, I do have something for you guys today. Many of you guys know as you listen, I say some stupid things. My brain never shuts off. The other day, I stubbed my pinky toe, thought I broke it. So I look at my pinky toe and I look at the toe next to my pinky toe. I said, bro, what is your name?

Kevin Wilson (42:33.21)
Yeah.

Kody (42:33.906)
What do I call you when I tell people what I stubbed? I got a pinky toe and a big toe. What's the toes in between that call?

Kevin Wilson (42:43.994)
Dogs. Your dogs.

Kody (42:46.194)
What I'm saying, like, but like, why do we like, who, I'm just saying like we named it like that's a big toe. I'll come back to you. I'll come back to you. I'll definitely come back to you. Peaky toe. All right, I'm done. Like.

Kaleb (42:47.168)
It's all piggies.

Kaleb (42:59.227)
I treat it like a hand. I go, my big toe is my thumb. My pinky toe is super pinky. No, but I said like the same concept. My second one, second one is like the pointer toe. The middle one is the middle toe. And then the third one is the ring toe.

Kody (43:04.594)
So you call your toe your thumb?

Kevin Wilson (43:07.418)
Your second one is your pointer finger pointer toe.

Kody (43:11.154)
you play with that so he'll be like he like hey hey you

Kody (43:23.122)
Listen, listen, if I ever talk to someone like I'm pointing right now my pointer toe like what?

Kevin Wilson (43:24.378)
Get out of here.

Kaleb (43:27.516)
It's piggy one, two, three.

Kody (43:30.322)
Bro, what are you smoking, bro?

He's like, yeah, but like for real, like why don't we have names for that?

Kevin Wilson (43:37.946)
I don't know, nub one, nub two.

Kaleb (43:38.972)
I mean isn't the scientific name for your fingers and your toes, they're phalanges?

Kody (43:44.69)
Okay, that's stupid. But back to what I was saying, like, phalanges. That sounds like we stupid. Hey, man, can we get... Phalanges? No, that's from Friends. That's from Friends. When Phoebe said, the phalange, the phalange. That's from Friends, bro.

Kevin Wilson (43:44.922)
What?

Kevin Wilson (43:48.506)
What?

arachnid.

Kaleb (43:52.316)
Yeah, the sign.

No, no, it's legit. I'm telling you right now.

I'm telling you right now it's the actual Deaf scientific definition.

Kevin Wilson (44:01.386)
You

Kody (44:04.434)
Bro, you guys are looking like the web monster, bro. You go to flangey? What is that, the plunge my toilet? That's what it sounds like. You gotta put your flangey in it. I better put my foot in there.

Kevin Wilson (44:09.978)
It's like... Yeah!

Kaleb (44:18.876)
Human fingers and toes contain bones that have the same name, phalanges.

Kody (44:19.058)
But like

Kevin Wilson (44:19.162)
Kody (44:23.922)
Okay, first and foremost, we dumb for learning to that like that. I just feel dumber. I feel like Billy Madison. You didn't say anything that made us smarter, but we all left here dumber. And so I'm going to say that today, Julia. Yeah. But I want to know if anybody listening knows what the names are, please let me know. Or, Hey, let's come up with names, text them in, call them in because my pinky toe needs to know who his friend is.

Kevin Wilson (44:35.45)
Hehehehehe

Kaleb (44:37.052)
Today, Junior.

Kevin Wilson (44:52.474)
Hehehehehe

Kody (44:53.714)
And it ain't Joe.

Kaleb (44:55.452)
This is definitely Carl.

Kody (44:57.97)
I don't know man, like I think I might, I think I might name the toes. Like I, I think I might start a campaign where I'm naming toes and I may win the presidency off of that because no one else is helping with that issue. I could win it. Name your toes, name your toes. Well, speaking of our body parts, the other day I was getting out of shower and Tay was like, don't, don't forget to put your lotion on. I was like, all right, so put my face lotion on.

Kevin Wilson (44:58.33)
Carl.

Bunyan.

Kaleb (45:04.508)
not the bunion.

Kevin Wilson (45:12.538)
Maybe.

Kevin Wilson (45:22.906)
boy.

Kody (45:28.434)
Got it. I hit the essential parts because you don't want crusty elbows. So I hit the elbows. I hit the knee caps. And I hit the calves. I walk out, get dressed. She goes, what did you just do? I said, I hit the essential parts with lotion. She goes, do you not have a routine? I said, what part of my side of the bathroom says I have a routine?

Kevin Wilson (45:29.082)
Kody (45:58.386)
Get out of shower, clean my earies, put on my lotion on my face and I'll walk out. And then sometimes you're like, don't forget your lotion. I do the elbows and the knees and the calf down. Cause you don't want like that static from like your pants, you know? I hate that feeling. So lotion, lotion cools that. But like, what do you guys do? Do you lotion your whole body or you only hit the important parts? What's your skincare? What's your routine?

Kevin Wilson (46:18.554)
Yeah, we literally, Caleb and I was literally talking about this today. Like, that's crazy. No, I so shut up. Why is that?

Kody (46:25.522)
Well, Kevin, you ocean the whole body. I know you do. That's a butter.

Kody (46:33.266)
that coconut oil My boy come out grease You was it was that was that was that pinky from is it pinky from Friday? no, no, no, it's a Man, what was his name from Friday? You know everybody no Friday the the

Kevin Wilson (46:38.714)
Dude, you racist, man. You racist, bro. You are so racist, man. You are...

Kevin Wilson (46:50.042)
Hehehehe

Kevin Wilson (46:54.042)
This is... D .B .O.

Kevin Wilson (47:00.282)
John with a spoon. That's what I just said, Debo. He's like.

Kaleb (47:00.924)
The big one, Debo? Not Debo.

Kody (47:02.93)
No, Fridaycast. No, the guy who has the sleeked head here. No, but I'm saying the store owner.

Kevin Wilson (47:06.874)
He is from Friday.

Kevin Wilson (47:12.826)
Kody (47:14.194)
Not big worm.

Kevin Wilson (47:16.122)
Big perm.

Kaleb (47:16.86)
No, it's Big Perm. No.

Kody (47:21.33)
Keep going though, I'll get it.

Kevin Wilson (47:21.494)
But anyway. yeah. Look, here's my thing, man. You got it. So you got to put lotion on your face. Like I just I just I will. I never, ever, ever, ever leave the house without putting lotion on my face. I put lotion on my neck. I put lotion on my arms. My hands are lotioned. You know, I'm bad in the winter. Like I don't do it as much as I should with my legs and stuff like that. But definitely.

Kody (47:36.722)
Yeah.

Kody (47:45.938)
Yep.

Kevin Wilson (47:50.426)
Definitely the arms, the hands, the face, the neck, all of that stuff. Like just gotta be. There's just no way.

Kody (47:57.17)
Yep, it was Pinky. Pinky was the greased up guy, the store owner. He had greasy hair and everything. Every time they hugged him. Pinky.

Kevin Wilson (48:05.018)
Hehehehe.

Kaleb (48:07.42)
Yep. No, just... No, I... I'm going against the grain, okay? And I don't know if it... I mean, sometimes with certain genetics, you do have a little oily skin, so you don't have to as much. And I'm blessed to say I am thankfully one of those people. Here's the thing. I absolutely hate lotion. Hate it. There's only a few things in my entire life that I hate. Lotion is one of them.

Kody (48:08.658)
Death care, you have hugged.

Kevin Wilson (48:11.322)
lord.

Kody (48:34.866)
Mm -hmm. Dude.

Kaleb (48:36.54)
I hate the oily feel. I hate the way it makes your skin feel. I don't like it. The only place I put lotion on myself is my arms. And here's the thing. So Kevin, the reason we were talking about lotion today is because Kevin looks at me and he goes, what's wrong with your arms? I'm concerned for you. Like, what is going on there? And I said, you know, I actually, I said, there's nothing wrong with my arm. I actually get...

Kody (48:39.89)
Mm -hmm.

Kaleb (49:04.892)
acne on my arms when I don't lotion them. So that's the only reason I lotion arms. But I am the type of person that I hate lotion so much that after I'm done, I wipe my hands with a towel because I can't stand that feeling. I hate it with a passion. The only time I put lotion on my face is if I get sunburn.

Kody (49:11.154)
Okay.

Kody (49:18.162)
Yeah, I wash my hands. No. I my thing is.

I got to put lotion on my face because like water in different cities is different. And so it affects my face and it like dries me out because I have oily skin. You can see it from here. Woo. But it takes a minute to recover. And so like I don't get how girls, women, whatever you want to call the right term, women, women, women. I don't know how they put lotion on their feet. Like I don't like that feeling. Yeah, like and then they like they're like, I'm like, what are you doing? Yeah.

Kaleb (49:37.564)
I

Kevin Wilson (49:46.458)
Thank you.

Kaleb (49:50.076)
And then you walk around, you're going to slip.

Kevin Wilson (49:53.434)
And then you put socks on, you can barely get your socks on.

Kody (49:56.338)
I'm like, what are you doing? Like, I'm wet my lotion dry. I'm like, first of all, putting lotion on your feet is like getting out of the shower, not drying off and putting socks on. Yes. 100%. 100%. That's why I hit the important parts. You don't want ashy elbows. You don't want that. No, no, no. You don't want ashy knees. I'm not getting roasted in my thirties. Like it ain't happening. It didn't happen in high school. Ain't happening now. Those are the important parts that I learned about. Okay. I wash my entire body.

Kaleb (49:56.54)
Yes!

Kevin Wilson (50:21.53)
Yeah, but but what if a girl? So OK, so what if your wife or people listening, your girlfriend, whatever, walked around though and her feet was ashy? Like what would you tell him to do?

Kody (50:32.178)
No, no, no, no, no. Okay, hold on. You don't need lotion for that, Kev. You get yourself a pump, pump stone, whatever it's called, pump stone, whatever. And when you're in the shower, you scrape your feet. You get that dead skin off. You ain't got to pay $29 .99 every time. Just go get one, get that stone, and start scraping all the way. Once you do that, it's smooth like butter. You don't need lotion. If you do need to do lotion, ugh, I hate the sound of it.

Kevin Wilson (50:47.002)
Hehehehehe

Kody (51:00.946)
I know what your feet feel like. Don't do it around me. Don't do it around me. But like Taeha has a routine. I love you babe. I do. But man she goes to TJ Maxx, buys this legit, it's this Korean face care stuff and she's going through her whole thing. I'm like we're men. We literally wash our face with the same soap we wash our body with.

Kaleb (51:18.236)
my cousins.

Kaleb (51:23.964)
Yes, yes, here's the thing. Here's the thing. I will say I used to do that all the time until I met my wife and then my wife was like, no, you need to have a swash.

Kevin Wilson (51:24.278)
Now that you shouldn't do, you should not do that. You will jack.

No. Yeah.

Kody (51:33.298)
Okay, hold on, hold on. Kevin, why, why not?

Kevin Wilson (51:35.738)
Yes. Because you like the the stuff that you put on your body is too rough for your face. Like it will like it will cause. Hold on. It will cause your skin, depending like it'll cause you to break out. It'll cause your skin like your face. You know, I'm serious. Like and now don't get me wrong. Now, don't get me wrong. Do I think that the cosmetic world has really done a good job of saying,

Kody (51:45.362)
Really? Hmm.

Kody (51:52.882)
Hmm. Hmm. No, no, no, no. Hmm.

Kevin Wilson (52:05.082)
So you need something. You need a product for your face. You need a product for your your legs. You need a different product for your hands. You need to like. Yes, of course. But I what?

Kody (52:08.274)
Yep. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. Dude. Soap soap.

Soap is soap, shower soap, soap. Like if you look at the ingredients, what's different? And here's the thing, Dove, Dove themselves have done this. Where they have a commercial, it's like, get Dove body. And it's her doing this to her face.

Kevin Wilson (52:31.034)
OK. Like, here's the thing. Here's the thing. Oil level a. Oil oil level a has. What?

Kody (52:34.866)
There's flashing water guys, they aren't looking.

Kody (52:42.386)
well, well, well, well, go ahead.

Kevin Wilson (52:44.018)
Nevermind.

Kody (52:49.234)
I do switch up what I wash my face with. Funny thing is I use dial hand soap and it's better for my acne. It works real good. But like...

Kevin Wilson (52:49.562)
Okay.

Kaleb (53:01.116)
That's what's making your skin dry, which causes you to put lotion on.

Kevin Wilson (53:02.522)
It might be because it dries it out.

Kody (53:06.13)
Dude, so no and the lotion I put on is for oily skin. So it doesn't have a lot of oil in it. It just helps rejuvenate it. But like even all the other stuff I used to use like some other stuff I used to use used to dry me out a ton. This stuff doesn't dry me out a ton. But like I get out and I'm like, I got to put a little something on. So I get lotion for oily skin so that it doesn't make me super like pinky like my man from Friday. And so I just I don't have time to sit there and make sure I lotion my whole body.

Throughout the day my body, it does what it needs to do. It don't hurt, it don't crack, it don't do nothing. But my elbows and my knees are taken care of. So when I cross you up on that court, you're not like, ooh, what's that? That ain't ashy. That is lotion.

Kevin Wilson (53:48.954)
You throwing them both?

Kaleb (53:52.156)
See, and when you ask you, you don't have a routine, I have a routine in the shower. It's the same process every time I shower. When I get out of the shower, it's not, I mean, it doesn't matter. I'm already done showering, who cares? Yeah, I'm gonna clean my ears, I'm gonna brush my teeth, I'm gonna do all that stuff. Yes, that's probably the thing. I only got this whole skincare routine after I got out of the shower. But here's a question I have about the routine. I asked my father this question the other day, because he was in town visiting. When you take a shower at night,

Kody (54:01.842)
Whoa. Yeah.

Kaleb (54:21.404)
and it's like shower and then I'm going to bed. Do you put deodorant on before you go to bed?

Kody (54:26.77)
No, no, they even tell you not to do that. Doctors even tell you not to do that. Yeah, don't do that night clogs you up.

Kevin Wilson (54:29.882)
You shouldn't put deodorant on at night.

Kaleb (54:33.82)
Now why is that?

Kevin Wilson (54:37.178)
Yeah, you should not do that because it's you. Yeah. So I think so. So what I think is the only way that you could do that is if you used the natural. So there is this whole thing about deodorants, man. Like this could get into a whole thing. And I'm not this is not what this is about. But deodorant, like the ones you buy from the store actually are very bad for you. Very, very bad for you.

Kaleb (54:37.948)
Because I always feel like...

Kody (54:50.93)
Yeah.

Kody (55:03.666)
Ooh.

Kaleb (55:05.148)
Mm -hmm.

Kody (55:06.162)
I googled it. huh. Aluminum.

Kevin Wilson (55:07.802)
And having like letting that sit on your skin like that during the night is not good.

Kaleb (55:10.236)
Yes, alumni. You're supposed to get to snuff with them.

Kody (55:11.89)
Yep, it's bad. So it says your sweat glands would not have time to breathe properly as they will be constantly blocked with aluminum. So in the evening could mean that your sweat glands, so even in the evening, it's because your body temperature drops and your sweat glands are less active at night.

Kevin Wilson (55:22.106)
Yeah.

Kaleb (55:33.436)
So I have a question for you. You said aluminum, like I know I don't use, I use an aluminum free deodorant. It's called native. I use native deodorant, native like all their soaps, all that good stuff. What you're telling me, here's the thing. I sweat a lot on my sleeve. So I feel I have to put deodorant on before I go to bed. But because I have native, is that a problem considering it's aluminum free?

Kody (55:40.114)
Native boy, that's my boy right there.

Kevin Wilson (55:41.434)
Yeah.

Kody (55:45.042)
Hit us up, native.

Kody (55:56.466)
I don't know honestly aluminum -free is good for you, but I'd still think it's about the glands because of Scientifically which the glands the glands Kevin and so saying scientifically is such your glands would get clogged So if you wake up keep doing it and when you wake up with a pocket right there, let me know how that goes

Kaleb (56:05.404)
about clams, Kevin.

Kevin Wilson (56:13.498)
Yes.

Kaleb (56:15.356)
Interesting.

Kevin Wilson (56:19.354)
HAHAHAHA

Kaleb (56:21.596)
So that's the problem is I wake up and I got sweat all the way down my side. So I'm like, man, I was sweating last night.

Kody (56:21.778)
Man, my arm hurts right here.

Kevin Wilson (56:27.526)
That's hilarious All right. All right you guys So I want to do a game of would you rather? Before we get up out this joint And so this is a would you rather and this is Tailored for you if you are stranded on an island

Kody (56:38.01)
Sweet. Sweet. Hit me with it.

Kody (56:53.106)
okay. I would never have been but let's do it. Out of banks. Let's roll.

Kevin Wilson (56:54.65)
All right. He's he's out of banks. All right. So would you would you rather have a map of the island, but no means of but no means of communication or a satellite phone, but no idea of the island's layout?

Kody (57:02.13)
Yes.

Kody (57:07.378)
Huh?

Kody (57:19.186)
Boy, I'm taking a satellite phone. I'm calling home. Come get me. I don't need to lay out. Hey, it's your boy Cody. Ping this satellite one right now. All right, see you in 15.

Kevin Wilson (57:24.826)
NNNN

Kaleb (57:29.052)
Am I on the island myself?

Kevin Wilson (57:29.334)
Hmm.

Kevin Wilson (57:34.906)
What?

Kaleb (57:36.604)
Am I on the island myself? Am I alone?

Kody (57:36.978)
Is he alone?

Kevin Wilson (57:39.418)
Yeah, you're alone, dawg.

Kody (57:44.178)
He's giving you a way out with the satellite phone.

Kaleb (57:44.432)
I'd have to take the satellite phone because I'll just say I'll go very not very far inland and stay around the shore for most of the.

Kevin Wilson (57:49.562)
Alright.

Kody (57:49.618)
I don't care what the -

Kody (57:55.314)
Alright, if I had the map, I'm not going inside that place. Yeah, I know what's in there. I take Sightlight phone, come get me. I'm going home. Country road.

Kaleb (57:58.716)
Yeah.

Kevin Wilson (58:03.322)
Okay, would you rather... W -W -W -W -W -W -W -W -W -W -W -W -W -W -W -W -W -W -W -W -

Kaleb (58:09.5)
Now, mama.

Kody (58:11.89)
Take me home. Country road.

Kaleb (58:18.3)
Go on.

Kody (58:20.85)
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, I'm done.

Kevin Wilson (58:21.018)
Would you rather encounter friendly wildlife but scarce resources or abundant resources but dangerous predators?

Kody (58:34.93)
okay. If it's a gorilla, we're friends. If it's a bear, I'm out. So, mmm. yeah, boy. Come on. Remember that episode, bro. Remember that episode. I'm taking dangerous friends with more resources for 500.

Kevin Wilson (58:40.154)
What? This is a gorilla. You're good?

Kaleb (58:45.852)
Yeah, cause he can take a gorilla.

Kevin Wilson (58:59.034)
Mmm.

Kaleb (58:59.836)
Yeah, I think I'm going to take the, well, I'm going to take the dangerous animals with the plentiful resources.

Kody (59:05.074)
Scarce resources.

Kody (59:13.234)
Because listen, the dangerous they are, the more meat they got. Boy, come on. I can make a fire? You know I come by fire. Yeah, I will drown you in that ocean. Say it ain't so.

Kaleb (59:18.268)
That's it.

Kevin Wilson (59:23.258)
Yeah.

Kaleb (59:24.892)
I will not go turn the lights off.

Kody (59:26.994)
Turn out the lights. Yeah! Na na na na na. All right, go ahead, Kev.

Kevin Wilson (59:29.338)
my goodness.

All right. Would you rather discover a freshwater spring inland or rely on rainwater collection?

Kody (59:41.234)
Oooooh.

Kody (59:45.714)
Spring water, I ain't got a boy with that boy none.

Kaleb (59:51.484)
Yeah, but it's inland. You don't know what's there.

Kody (59:53.938)
Yeah, but with the rain water, you know what that process is for that? I'm good. Cool if it doesn't rain.

Kaleb (01:00:01.66)
Yeah, I have to agree. Give me the spring water.

Kody (01:00:06.002)
He gonna be sitting there for days like I got his pot. I ain't got no rain

Kevin Wilson (01:00:11.19)
Would you rather have access to a fully equipped survival kit but no knowledge of how to use it or basic tools and extensive survival knowledge?

Kody (01:00:24.914)
We're men, we don't need instructions.

Kaleb (01:00:25.084)
The basic tools, yeah, give me the extensive knowledge.

Kevin Wilson (01:00:27.93)
Right. Yeah, that's right. I agree with that.

Kody (01:00:29.874)
Yeah, for real. Listen, we're mad. We don't need instructions. I figured this out.

Kevin Wilson (01:00:34.394)
Would you would you rather be stranded with someone who speaks a different language or someone who refuses to cooperate?

Kody (01:00:45.65)
well, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Because you kind of get both with the person who can't speak the right language that you're speaking. It's just like, you're not getting this. No, no, no. More cheese. Like, why? I didn't say more cheese. I didn't say still cheese. I said you got the keys. That's what I'm saying. Like, I couldn't deal with it. I don't know. I don't know.

Kevin Wilson (01:00:52.182)
That's right.

Kevin Wilson (01:00:57.594)
You

Kaleb (01:01:06.62)
Yeah, I feel that. Because of what Cody just said, I'm going to take the person who doesn't cooperate because I can just walk away and be like, you know what, this isn't working. You're on your own. I'm on my own.

Kody (01:01:12.946)
Yeah. You try walk away from the person that doesn't speak your language. They found you. A -O -O -O -O -O -O -O -O -O -O -O -O -O -O -O -O -O -O -O -O -O -O -O -O -

Kaleb (01:01:19.292)
Yeah.

Kevin Wilson (01:01:24.474)
Hehehehe

Kaleb (01:01:25.404)
It would just be frustrating if you guys couldn't communicate. Whereas I could just tell the other person to get away from me. We're on our own.

Kody (01:01:28.178)
it would be so hard.

Kevin Wilson (01:01:33.338)
Yeah.

Kody (01:01:33.394)
Yeah, I will hit you with a coconut. Leave.

Kaleb (01:01:37.372)
What?

Kevin Wilson (01:01:40.73)
Yes. Would you rather have a compass that occasionally malfunctions?

Kody (01:01:42.578)
Don't make me turn you into a flotation device. Go ahead.

Kody (01:01:53.65)
What the freak did you say? A what? A compass? A compass?

Kevin Wilson (01:01:59.162)
A compass?

Kody (01:02:00.914)
It's a compass bro! It's COM!

Kody (01:02:08.37)
With a compass!

Kevin Wilson (01:02:13.082)
It's probably okay. So, okay. So listen to what I say listen to this because kim laughs at me So I say comfort is it not comfort?

Kody (01:02:13.554)
Bring in the compass!

Kaleb (01:02:22.268)
You say Comfort but you don't say Co -com -pass?

Kody (01:02:22.642)
It's say compass. It's comfort. But you said campus comfort. No, but your compass did sound funny. You said campus or what do you say? Yeah.

Kevin Wilson (01:02:26.138)
Yeah, I said comfort like I'm comfort. She says it sounds funny. Compass, compass, compass, campus. I said compass. Compass. Who the frick is like.

Kaleb (01:02:28.156)
Yeah, comfort.

Kaleb (01:02:36.572)
Yeah, Comfort is exactly like Comfort. He said Com -

Kody (01:02:40.498)
Compass. Hey, what the fuck is a compass? Hey, can you cop me this?

Kaleb (01:02:42.492)
I'm pissed.

Kody (01:02:46.866)
Alright, so would I have a compass?

Kevin Wilson (01:02:48.89)
Hey, you know what? I just, I live, you know, I'm just getting close to that Detroit sign. All right. Would you rather have a compass, compass, compass, compass, whatever that occasionally malfunctions? This is so funny. Or a map with missing sections.

Kaleb (01:03:08.028)
Give me the map with the missing sections. Give me the map with the missing sections. I'll draw it in.

Kevin Wilson (01:03:10.618)
You said what?

Kody (01:03:14.514)
Yeah, I'll piece that together. If a compass would just irritate me where I throw it and then I kill the guy that doesn't speak English. I'm like, dang.

Kevin Wilson (01:03:17.85)
Peace.

Kevin Wilson (01:03:24.186)
or says, or says compass.

Kody (01:03:27.346)
Bro if we if we landed on the island alone, he said I got compass I beg alright, we're screwed

We're done.

We're gonna die.

Kevin Wilson (01:03:42.298)
Would you rather have a pet for companionship or rely solely on your survival skills?

Kody (01:03:49.202)
Okay, what kind of pet?

Kevin Wilson (01:03:51.866)
I don't know, probably just a regular, like a dog or a cat or.

Kody (01:03:54.61)
Okay, now you say that but is there dangerous animals that will be attracted to said pet that may also murder said me?

Kaleb (01:04:04.316)
Well, we already said we would take the dangerous animals. Yeah, I can't take the pet either because I would be so sad that I would have to get food for them and me. And at a certain point, it's going to come down to I can't afford the I can't I can't get you the food. It's just me.

Kody (01:04:07.282)
dangerous animals. I'm not taking a pet then dude, cause they're going to seek him out.

Kody (01:04:19.25)
Dude, I am legend. Yeah.

I'm not gonna be Will Smith where I gotta take my dog and go, shh, shh, shh. No, bro, I can't do that. I'm not a legend, so no companion.

Kevin Wilson (01:04:31.322)
Yeah.

Kaleb (01:04:37.692)
That sucks though. That would be nice at least.

Kody (01:04:40.466)
It would be, but at the same time, like, think of a dangerous, like, puma coming after that boy. I can't fight a puma. I hope you got muscles.

Kevin Wilson (01:04:48.314)
Would you rather have to fend off aggressive wildlife daily or deal with wild unpredictable weather daily?

Kody (01:04:59.09)
Teode.

Kevin Wilson (01:05:07.574)
Mm -hmm.

Kody (01:05:09.874)
Can I make a BOMA?

Kaleb (01:05:14.204)
Give me the weather. I don't wanna, I'm not trying to fight for my life every day.

Kody (01:05:16.082)
Cuz cuz I'm naked and afraid Hold on I'm naked and afraid They make Bomas and they get away from elephants. They keep away from hyenas. Where am I where my strain of that was it? Do I have Boma material where there's thorns?

Kevin Wilson (01:05:36.186)
I don't know, but you got a compass.

Kody (01:05:41.17)
Take Dangerous Wildlife for $5 ,000 with my compass.

Kevin Wilson (01:05:44.602)
Yeah!

Kaleb (01:05:46.268)
I'm sorry.

Kody (01:05:48.05)
I don't know if you're north or south.

Kevin Wilson (01:05:49.818)
Hahaha!

Kody (01:05:51.634)
RUHUHUHUHU

Kevin Wilson (01:05:53.91)
What about you? What about you, Caleb?

Kody (01:05:56.434)
Coming up the rear.

Kaleb (01:05:59.836)
I'll take the weather. I'm not fighting wildlife every day.

Kody (01:06:02.482)
But you can die from hypothermia in a matter of 30 minutes. So just remember that. Go ahead.

Kaleb (01:06:07.42)
Yeah, step one of being stranded is get a fire started.

Kody (01:06:10.962)
Step two is when there's rain, where's it going?

Kevin Wilson (01:06:14.714)
I feel like this one's stupid.

Kaleb (01:06:15.036)
Step two is build the shelter to cover the fire.

Kevin Wilson (01:06:19.514)
Yeah, I feel like. You know, I don't watch shows like that, Cody.

Kody (01:06:19.794)
Watch Naked and Afraid, man. Watch Naked and Afraid. You'll see how hard that is.

Kaleb (01:06:23.132)
I've seen it. No, I've seen it. Yeah. Naked and afraid is good.

Kody (01:06:27.154)
Bro, you have to watch those shows.

Kevin Wilson (01:06:27.226)
Okay.

Kevin Wilson (01:06:31.098)
Anyways.

Kody (01:06:31.25)
You gotta know how to survive, bro. yeah.

Kaleb (01:06:33.116)
Or like Survivor, yeah, watching Survivor naked and afraid, yeah.

Kevin Wilson (01:06:34.01)
Yeah? no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kody (01:06:39.09)
I don't know. I'm from Detroit.

Kaleb (01:06:41.564)
I'm toxic. I think I would make it on survivor. I think I'll be fine.

Kevin Wilson (01:06:44.73)
Would you would you rather have a source of fresh water, but no food or abundant food, but no water source?

Kaleb (01:06:56.508)
Nah, give me the food, give me the water, I mean, give me the water.

Kody (01:06:56.562)
I'll take water. Yeah, I'll take water.

Kaleb (01:07:01.724)
Because if I have a fresh source of water, you can live on water for quite some time and then I just have to find some food.

Kevin Wilson (01:07:06.202)
yeah.

Yeah. Or kill food. Kill yourself some -

Kody (01:07:08.962)
I could kill people.

Kaleb (01:07:11.932)
Right. Kill yourself some food.

Kody (01:07:14.258)
If I kill myself, Kevin, I'm out! Kill yourself.

Kevin Wilson (01:07:14.298)
Kill you! Kill you!

Yo! No, no, no, no! Yo!

Kaleb (01:07:19.804)
He's looking at his toe like, I don't even know your name. You're next on the dinner menu.

Kody (01:07:23.538)
You ain't peaky or big toe, but you definitely gonna go Joe. You know what I'm saying?

Kevin Wilson (01:07:23.578)
Right, yeah!

Kevin Wilson (01:07:29.018)
kill you some food for yourself is what I was saying not kill you.

Kaleb (01:07:29.596)
Hehehehe

Kody (01:07:31.858)
Ha! What toe'd you have? I had my pointer toe.

Kevin Wilson (01:07:36.762)
Hehehehehe

Kaleb (01:07:38.812)
Ha ha ha.

Kody (01:07:39.218)
It pointed at me so I took it out.

Kaleb (01:07:41.884)
That's my index toe.

Kevin Wilson (01:07:44.794)
Would you rather have access to a library of survival guides, but no practical experience or extensive experience, but no reference materials? But if you have extensive experience, then it doesn't matter, right?

Kaleb (01:07:58.108)
Yeah, you don't need the reference. Give me the extensive experience.

Kody (01:07:58.193)
I'll take it said yeah, extensive experience. I've survived on five islands now. Give me that.

Kevin Wilson (01:08:04.346)
Right, yeah. All right, the last one. Would you rather be stranded during the day with scorching heat or at night with freezing temperatures?

Kody (01:08:06.93)
Can I catch my library coming with me?

Kody (01:08:21.682)
Well, okay, scorching heat. I could be in shade, Kev. At night. But what am I supposed to do? It's nighttime. I'm scared. I don't got a fire. I'm getting eaten.

Kaleb (01:08:22.524)
the scorching heat.

Kaleb (01:08:29.98)
Right, and then the thing is, even if you have a fire, you would have to wake up every little bit to make sure the fire is still going.

Kody (01:08:37.742)
Yeah, Kev, we ain't gonna survive like that, man. Say hello to your mother for me.

Kevin Wilson (01:08:43.306)
We tropical peoples.

Kaleb (01:08:45.756)
Isn't the one, there's one that's, I think it's called Alone, where they take you into Alaska. Those guys do some cool stuff. Right, yep.

Kody (01:08:49.618)
Yes. And then you don't, you don't know when people tap. You don't know when people tap. And man, there was a 29 year old, no 27 year old who almost made it to the end, but he was the second to the last. I was very proud of him. He had a baby on the way and everything and stuck it out.

Kevin Wilson (01:08:50.618)
Yeah, yes, i've seen that one

Kevin Wilson (01:09:02.746)
Mm -hmm.

Kaleb (01:09:05.596)
And one of them, I don't know if it was that show or I was watching something else. What they did was they built like, it couldn't have been that show because it wasn't snowing. But what they did was they built like a little bed into a snowbank. They started a fire and had it to where it was heating that area but not melting it. But what they did was they made like this little basket thing, put coals in it and then put it in their sleeping bag at the bottom so it heated their sleep.

Kody (01:09:20.178)
Heating, yeah, but coming up.

Kody (01:09:30.462)
Yeah, well dude, I'm naked and afraid season four this one guy made this like oven and then he piped it through underneath his bed So it was warming him the entire night. I'm like, bro, that's genius What I would do is I'll be sitting there crying the whole entire time and hoping these lease I grabbed would keep me warm Like I don't wanna die, but you're gonna die. I know I'm gonna die That's what I do

Kevin Wilson (01:09:55.354)
man. All right. We'll.

Kody (01:09:59.026)
But I got enough fat that I'll last for three days.

Kevin Wilson (01:10:01.754)
Well, I'll last five years.

Kody (01:10:04.434)
What diet was that on? Naked and afraid.

Kevin Wilson (01:10:11.066)
all right. We'll see you guys next time. Caleb.

Kaleb (01:10:17.052)
Alright, welcome back to the dad joke of the day. What do you call a person who counts their chickens before they're hatched?

Kevin Wilson (01:10:25.85)
I don't know, you tell me.

Kody (01:10:27.218)
A catcher.

Kaleb (01:10:28.892)
A Mathma Chicken.

Kody (01:10:36.242)
Solid, bro.

Kevin Wilson (01:10:36.506)
Ohhhh