Sons of Apollo
A reading of the Percy Jackson books written by Rick Riordan with exhilarating debriefs after each chapter.
Read by Panther Prakash and Dante Musa, the Sons of Apollo
Sons of Apollo
8. PJBL Debrief
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That was thick and rich, my gosh. That was a hunt? That was the juice floor. That was juice. My gosh, so many different levels that we had there. Yeah. This uh creature, Garyon. Garyon. What the three sets of shoulders? Four armpits? Yeah. Anyone? It's so wild. I would I'd love to look up some fan art to try to really understand.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, because I almost imagine like uh okay, so you got the three torsos, right? Three torsos.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, three torsos, but one head.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, one head, and then the arms on the sides, but then like, is it like an armpit seam in between?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that's kind of what it seemed like was there's like a little bit of a space because it did say four armpits. Yeah. So it's like you got that the middle torso, and then those other torsos hanging, but then it it still connects to one pair of legs.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01So it's almost like it's got the Gary's rocking this like little like slit vague. Yeah, the space between. Yeah, the space between the space between tears, Gary and craft. Yeah. What a creature, what a monster. And to think he's like uh he's like an arms dealer. Yeah, he's essentially an arms dealer. Yeah, he's just like trading in these wild, exotic, deadly, mythological creatures. Those chicken or no rooster or horse flying rooster horse. Whatever thing, kackle, or decalaculus. Oh my goodness.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, those are crazy. Yeah, some of those the description of those creatures was like really trippy. I was just trying to force myself to say each word. Because I was like, what is this? My brain was trying to like put an image together and was like, whoa. Because it was a horse on the front, but rooster legs on the back.
SPEAKER_01Totally, like enlarged rooster, because that's what kind of for a second when you when it first described it, I was like, How are we dealing with this like size proportion wise? But then that notion of like, okay, the back side is like a massive rooster with those rooster legs, chicken legs, claws, and then like a big rooster tail, but then the wings, too. So it's kind of like a Pegasus rooster, and it's gallop hop thing.
SPEAKER_03Like, I was trying to like imagine that was like that's a weird, like yeah.
SPEAKER_01What what the creatures? Triple G ranch, triple G ranch full of mistress now, those giant scorpions.
SPEAKER_03Do you know what the G's stand for yet?
SPEAKER_01I wonder.
SPEAKER_03Garyans, yeah, gone, goo goo, gaga.
SPEAKER_01Gary's goo ga.
SPEAKER_03Gary's goo goo gaga.
SPEAKER_01But and that's wild to think that uh he dealt with Quintus's the scorpions that they got for that little battle thing that was going down.
SPEAKER_03Very interesting. Wild time Quintus sounds like someone that would be hanging around that.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, exactly. He's a man of triple tree ranch. I was thinking about that when we were using Quintus's name. Yeah, it's just triple tree ranch top. I was trying to go like a little bit higher pitched with Darren or something. Getting extra tar heel, spittoon, pink and dinky. That was fun though. That was fun. Dang, so the thing.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, because then we even had Daedalus. Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_01Daedon Dream.
SPEAKER_03That was wild too. That was a wild dream. Exactly. I felt like I visualized it way too well.
SPEAKER_01Uh-huh. He really did paint the picture. I could almost like smell the salty spray. Freaking Icarus taking it to the limits.
SPEAKER_00You fool! Ooh, Icarus.
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_00Too close to the sun.
SPEAKER_01Too close to the sun. He just got he's trying to test the limits. I trust your machines. Oh wait, it's bad. Dude, Ted, do it later. Exactly. This is the same thing. Get home the time. Yeah, escape. Poor fool.
SPEAKER_03That final scene was so like his arms held out uselessly. Something like that. It's like, oh god. So terrible.
SPEAKER_01Oh, and to think poor Papa Daidles gotta freaking just watch it all go down. Yeah, exactly. Uh Daidles, you bradles. Yeah, what an adventure. Chapter 8. We visit the Demon Dude Ranch. And it even leaves us on a cliffhanger thing. Yeah. So much to revisit. Because what, like it pretty much it ends with them have just escaped campe at Alcatraz. Yes. And they're like finally just happy to be back in their lab.
SPEAKER_03They broke Briares out.
SPEAKER_01Hundred-handed fool. Hundred-handed fool. Come on. Come on. Put a little pep in your step.
SPEAKER_02Put a little pep in your step.
SPEAKER_01Take some cold brew and let the sun shine. You know? Come on, Briar's.
SPEAKER_03But yeah, they're just gone out, and so they're in the they're in the labyrinth.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, so we're back in this labyrinth in this room of like what almost look like mechanical waterfalls. Because it's describing like these huge pipes tumbling water into this pit that is just like this pit just goes into nothing. This is kind of almost just what seems like a causeway. We're taking a little break because we got Briar is just slumped up against the wall.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, and he's really just like mope moped town.
SPEAKER_01He is the mippity mope bobin, dude. Mip bope. Somebody pooped on his birthday cake.
SPEAKER_03This pit goes straight to Tartar. So you jump to safety trouble.
SPEAKER_01Come on. Yeah, Annabeth's trying to like pep him up a little bit. Like, you just come back to camp, join our little adventure. We'll bring you along to the whole thing. You'll help us prepare. You've fought Titans before. You know about this. Like you defeated them, kind of. Come on. Briar's is not feeling it though.
SPEAKER_03Not feeling it.
SPEAKER_01Nothing to help. What about your brothers? Tyson asks. Like, oh, maybe some other mountain men? Maybe some other hundred 300 hands. 300 hands, anyone? Let's let's get them all together. But then he's getting into like how, oh, they're faded. Yeah. Oh.
SPEAKER_03Which then, yeah, we kind of get into that like notion of faded persecution. What does that mean? Faded. Grover explains like that how even immortality has its limits when like immortal beings get forgotten, they just kind of fade.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that is an interesting concept. And how he was kind of looking at him, like thinking about Pan.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Because you know, that was one of the questions. Has Pan just totally disappeared? Right. And then Apollo was talking about like Helios. Yeah. And then that time that Medusa was even mentioning her sister, or Gorgon's sisters. But that's the truth, is that like, oh, maybe if they're not being remembered, then they just disappear. Kind of got a little bit like, I guess we can understand why Briaras is a little bit mopey. Yeah. Thousands and thousands of years old and just alone.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Poor Briares. So now he's even trying to like just bail on him is pretty much what he's saying. I must go. Tyson is really pushing it though, like, yo, we need your help. Kronos' army is coming. You are strong. Like, help us. And then even like Percy, well, because he's pretty much just trying to walk away at this point. Percy pulls him aside. He's like, dude, we need you.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01He gives him the whole rundown about Luke and the invasion of the camp. And Deadless's works the whole 99 Kronos' fucking gold coffin. And he's like, I can't help. I don't have any finger guns to win this game. How dare you pull that out on Percy? Like, he's trying to keep it right.
SPEAKER_03And then, yeah, that's when Percy's like, yeah, I think it's really like not that mortals not believing in gods is what makes them fate, but the gods themselves not believing.
SPEAKER_01If you give up on yourself, yeah.
SPEAKER_03But yeah, and he just like goes into full shame mode, runs away, Briares does.
SPEAKER_01Tyson's Yeah, he's just lost into the shadows. Yeah. That's interesting.
SPEAKER_03And um, so Grover's trying to encourage Tyson. Um, but yeah, Tyson's pretty heartbroken because this was like his hero. Yeah, exactly. Like whole image has now been shattered.
SPEAKER_01Totally. He's just a big bummer. It's wild to think that's just he's gone. I wonder if we'll see more of BR is exactly. Hopefully you freaking turn that frown upside down.
SPEAKER_03Exactly, Briar boy. But yeah, Abeth is like, you know what, let's just find a place to camp for the night.
SPEAKER_01Totally.
SPEAKER_03You can figure this out so that they go and find a spot.
SPEAKER_01Almost looks like a Greek tomb.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01An older part of the maze. Because I guess that's what we're we're still looking for.
SPEAKER_03For the oldest part of the maze, right? Because Daedalus was the one that made this labyrinth.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Yeah, exactly. He's the creator.
SPEAKER_03So technically that would be the oldest part of the labyrinth, which was his workshop.
SPEAKER_01Mm-hmm. Because maybe it all started from there and then it just started weaving the tapestry. Yeah. I wonder when it did get to that point where it's like, this labyrinth is a living entity now. Yes, it's it's gotta be on my own inputs. Mm-hmm. It's become sentient. Yeah. So again, now we're kind of just trying to get some rest and stuff. Grover, it looks like passed out. They do do that thing where it's like, how do we even know when it's a morning?
SPEAKER_03Right.
SPEAKER_01It's an interesting concept. It's like they're in a casino.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01But uh it looks like Grover eats some hay. He's passed out. Tyson's tinkering. He's a nice little tinkerer. He's really bumming.
SPEAKER_03He's just bumming really.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, he is bumming hard. So Percy goes over to talk to him. He's kind of saying, like, hey, I'm sorry I lost the shield. Yeah. Because I think he like hucked it at campaign. Right. Bright as a thing. So he did it to save his life and everything. Tyson's just bumming on this Briaras. Yeah. Could help me. And uh just saying, like, oh, he's just scared. Hopefully he'll get over this. Percy's always looking on the ladder side, dude. Always a believer. But uh Tyson's pretty much given up on his heroes, what it's looking like.
SPEAKER_03He's not important anymore. That's all.
SPEAKER_01Just like that. And then I mean he rolls over and passes out. And then Percy's still restless as they come, so he goes to hang out with A Bethlehem. A little watch.
SPEAKER_03Hey, shit. Are they on fire? No. They're just hanging out.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Um, but yeah, sits next to her, they're talking. Um, he's asking how she's doing. Because she's leading this quest.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, exactly. It's wow. And um, yeah, just trying to chip her up, a little like, we'll get there, we'll find it. And then she kind of starts to get a little bit dark uh dark, you know.
SPEAKER_03Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_01It is well, it's like, you know.
SPEAKER_03We're talking about, yeah, Perse's just kind of observing him, observing her. Um talking about how, oh yeah, she saved Luke and Thalia.
SPEAKER_01She is crafty, like she's always found a way. She's got in in the yeah, she's got guts, but she's just saying this this quest like has no logic to it. Yes. That there's not necessarily like an A to B if we can walk from New York to Calibloods in a day or even in like a moment. And it's like space just isn't the same in the maze. Yeah. Totally.
SPEAKER_03Doesn't make sense.
SPEAKER_01Because she really does feel like sense of stuff. Totally. I think she's like, she feels like she's lost control a little bit. She she admits to Perse. I have no clue where we're going. Pearce is obviously gonna spice it up a little bit. Yeah, you know, god, to have a friend like Percy, you know.
SPEAKER_03He's a good guy to have on his side.
SPEAKER_01He's good. Brings up uh Cersei's Island. Oh yeah. It was so great when Pearce became a guinea pig. That was so cute.
SPEAKER_03So cute. Waterland. Just kind of just flirting, getting her kind of. Yeah, just smoke in there a little bit, tickle her a little bit. And then that's when uh she asks, What did hair mean when she said you knew the way to get through the maze? Interesting.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, because she did kind of just put that on purse, but purse has never had an idea. Right. Maybe there I'm sure there's something hidden, but right now we really have no idea.
SPEAKER_03So he says, I don't know. She's like, You tell me if you did, and he's like, Maybe. And then he brings up last line of the prophecy. Maybe you told me the last line of that prophecy, yeah. Come on, girl, maybe we will share and share alike. And she, of course, is just terrified of the edge. She's like, Oh god, no, not the prophecy. Now you're in the dark.
SPEAKER_01Oh my gosh, yeah. Because this is the prophecy she was given right before they went on this quest. Yeah, and she's withholding. Come on, girl.
SPEAKER_03Come on, girl.
SPEAKER_01You can't be withholding prophecies.
SPEAKER_03How are they supposed to help you?
SPEAKER_01Mm-hmm. So they're kind of just kind of chilling there in the darkness, hearing the cricks and crones, the labyrinth. Right. Thinking about Nico a little bit. Because he's had some visions of Nico, and then kind of dawns on him. Nico is down here. Definitely down here. Yeah. Disappeared from camp. That's how he's found the labyrinth, and now he's just delving so deep into it, all the way into the underworld. And I feel like he's coming after me. Nico's coming for my soul. Because that was that last vision, right? Kind of a little bit quiet on that. Abeth can't really respond quite, but if you're right, uh and she just won't tell him about what's going on with this project. She's withholding heavy right now. It's like, come on, girl, we gotta work together. And she really is just looking bedraggled. Percy says straight up, like, I ain't never seen her this tired. Yeah. So Percy's like, yo, I'll take first watch. Come on.
SPEAKER_02You go to sleep.
SPEAKER_01Take some naps. And then it kind of just says immediately, okay, now it's when it's my turn to sleep. I have a dream.
SPEAKER_03And that's when he has this.
SPEAKER_01Bada boom, we're back in the workshop. Right.
SPEAKER_03You got Dayless working. Looks like Dayless, the boy, which you know is Icarus, and then Dayless. They're hammering away, working at this forge. He's working the billows.
SPEAKER_01Um there's like a hot pipe that almost goes down into the floor, and then the little manhole cover.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01They can tell it's day, which is kind of an interesting concept of um that the labyrinth's open to the skies. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Long shadows being cast. Oh gosh, such a cruel place, the labyrinth.
SPEAKER_03But yeah, old man, he's bent over. He's working on like what looks like chain mail, fitting it all together. He says it's done, and then that's when he picks it up, and we see that it's these huge 20-foot wings. Oh my gosh, so epic. When they're stretched out, he's like attached to this frame.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, you can see this till uh two sets.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01So looks like he's made this blend and everything. Yeah, these things are sweet. How like it's intricate, little each feather. Little feathers, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Casting what metal feathers caught the light and flashed 30 different shades of gold. That would look so sick.
SPEAKER_01Let's go to Dails. He knows that's a pimp suit.
SPEAKER_03Kind of a cool like art sculpture project. Daedalus's wings, Icarus' wings. Yeah, reflective feathers, reflective brass feathers. Super cool. But yeah, home uh Icarus runs over, father Eugene.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, always juicing them up. Oh, we know Icarus believes in his father's too.
SPEAKER_03Um yeah, they suit each other up. Um uh old man puts it onto Icarus first, uh and then Jabir.
SPEAKER_01This fastening is kind of interesting, like almost using this like hot wax. Yes.
SPEAKER_03So what are they kind of like wearing this vest of sorts and uh they're using like a hot wax gun to like seal different points, it seems. It's a wax compound should hold for hours, but he says Dawis says we have to applore avoid flying too high or too low.
SPEAKER_01She's gonna wet the wax seals and and he is saying that we're supposed to let this wax set.
SPEAKER_03Right.
SPEAKER_01So he's like, these wings are in there on the test trial, things are finicky. Right. And but of course, Igris is like, in the sense he would loosen them. I know we've talked about, but it's like straight up, we can't be too careful. Right. He is just saying, like, I believe in your inventions.
SPEAKER_03We're the smartest dad ever.
SPEAKER_01Nobody could be ever as smart as you. But he's like, Man, we gotta let these wings set properly.
SPEAKER_03But yeah, they're getting them set up. He's kind of uh fumbling around daedless, but Icarus is like, Don't worry, dad, we got time, but that's when we hear the hoo!
SPEAKER_01Yeah, coonchakalaka.
SPEAKER_03And just like that, we got people outside trying to break in, so now homeboys are like trying to work as fast as well. Wax is dripping out everywhere.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, boom-bity boom. Now there's a crack in the door.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01So the clock is ticking in a big way here.
SPEAKER_03And yeah, they still need time for this wax to like seal, to like set.
SPEAKER_01So that little part where Deadless even burns his boy with the wax. Yeah. He winced, but did not cry out. Did not cry out.
SPEAKER_03But yeah, and then so they get to get it finished. Um uh Acres is about to get the manhole open when the doors crash through with this bronze battery.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that was coup. And then in walks in that king with the cruel pointed beard, yeah, spear-shaped beard, Minos.
SPEAKER_03Two guards with him, Minos. So yeah.
SPEAKER_01That scene where they just come crashing in, Deadless and the sun, just like frozen with the golden wings, like, ah-a.
SPEAKER_03So he's like, where you guys go and they're like, We're leaving Minos. And uh, so yeah, he's like, Oh, I was surprised to see how far you got on this project. Um, making this joke about like, oh, you guys look like metal chickens, we should make metal chicken soup.
SPEAKER_01Oh my gosh. And uh those dumb gods getting a chuckle out of it too. How dare they?
SPEAKER_03Right. But yeah, now he's got on this like you let my daughter escape, you drove my wife to madness, you killed my monster, maybe the laughing stock of the Mediterranean. Dang. Did let's wreck this guy's life. Exactly.
SPEAKER_01Defamation up in this mother nation.
SPEAKER_03Defamation. Um, but just then Igrus takes the wax gun and just blast the guards in the face with hot wax. Oh goodness. Oh, the hot wax extrusion. So yeah, they pry open the manhole, they jump out of the vent, um, and yeah, they're carried by the updraft by the wings. It works. Uh guards yelling to shoot them, they're trying to they don't have any bows.
SPEAKER_01Shoot them! One guy throws this on. I'm like, oh here you go, Minos. This cat really is the laughing stock of the Mediterranean.
SPEAKER_03Freaking Minos. But yeah, and just like that, they zoom, they're flying, flying above the city. Igorus is laughing, he's having a great day.
SPEAKER_00Father! You did it!
SPEAKER_03He did just going crazy blood drunk.
SPEAKER_01I just remember, like, even from the jump, everybody knows the story of Igorus. Yeah, so to be like, oh my gosh, Igorus, just every little thing he's saying, just on his way to his own device.
SPEAKER_03It's like, dude.
SPEAKER_01But it kind of really does get. You like a whole nother, like dang dude, it was just a boy. You're just a boy, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Just freaking out. And they're trying to escape.
SPEAKER_01Mm-hmm. Uh, but yeah, so right from the jump, Icarus is excited. Datos is like, be careful, boy.
SPEAKER_03He does the thing where he he goes as high as an eagle's path, then he dives down to the ocean and nose-dives up at the last minute. Skimmy a sandal. So it's like you literally just did the two things dad told you not to do.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03You flew up close to the sun, and now you went down close to the water to get the wax wet. And this wax isn't even set.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, exactly. You fool. He just wanted his little moment.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, and then you just keep like, son, we cannot, please, we can. And Chris is just like, Mama, I trust your legions.
SPEAKER_02I trust you, Father.
SPEAKER_01You have a genius, Mama. Oh my goodness.
SPEAKER_03And then, yeah, that's when we get that first like yes, exactly. And they're like miles out from Crete over the deep ocean.
SPEAKER_01So they got a ways to go. Yeah, this is not the time for things to be going. Not the time. And it's kind of like a chain reaction once one feather goes plink, pink, plink, plink, plink, plink. Yeah, so beautifully described.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Honestly. And uh and just that nine. He's trying to tell him, like, extend your wings, boy.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, glide. Like, don't, you know, don't flap. You're gonna make it worse, but he just flaps even harder, and then that's when you know so heinous. All that's left is just a boy in a harness and a white tunic, his arms extended in a useless attempt to glide.
SPEAKER_01A young crumb. Just straight like so. Dang, Chris. Yeah, that's that's kind of an unsettling dream, though.
SPEAKER_03And yeah, he wakes up straight from that feeling like he's falling.
SPEAKER_01In the darkness of the labyrinth, the constant moan.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01And that's interesting how like he's getting these dreams, these little flashes of what's going on. He's connected to Daedal. And maybe that's like something that Hera's talking about. You know how to get that.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_01Just gotta tap into your Daedalus. You got a connection. You got a Daedalus Dangalus.
SPEAKER_02Daedalus Dangalus.
SPEAKER_01But yeah, he just wakes still hearing the anguished cry, calling his son's name. Ah, his only joy. Dang. Yeah, that's an unsettling one. Yeah. But we move on. But yeah, because we got this nice little labyrinth. It's gonna cheer us up. Yeah. No morning in the maze.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. So we have a little breakfast. He doesn't tell anyone about the dream. Um, the tunnels start to change from like the older style to almost like these beams, almost like a mine.
SPEAKER_01Like a little gold mine, actually.
SPEAKER_03That makes Abeth frustrated because she's like, we should be going to an older part of the tunnel. This seems like it's newer.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Um They're talking about this root cave with stalactites.
SPEAKER_01Oh.
SPEAKER_03Rover says it smells like the underworld.
SPEAKER_01Ooh, and then we see that thing dug, that little thingy. It's like a half-chewed cheeseburger floating in brown carbonated muck. That's like Nico's summoning.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Digging the hole with the Coca-Cola and a cheeseburger.
SPEAKER_03He loves that.
SPEAKER_01That's his That's his go-to. Yeah, even Tyson.
SPEAKER_03So now we know we gotta find uh Nico. Yeah, yeah. And that's when Pearce just like books it. He just takes off.
SPEAKER_00He's here, I can smell him.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, he's just going down the tunnel. They they're running, and now they're under the Yeah, and now there's some light. Yeah, you can see light, which Grover points out as a cattle guard, so they like look up, they see a cow up there.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that bright red cherry-colored cow. Yes. Who knew cows came in that couple? Interesting. But yeah, that categorical Grover's little nine on like, if you had hooves, mister, you would know what a cattle got.
SPEAKER_03Um, but yeah, now we're talking about like Hara had mentioned something about a ranch, so maybe we should go check. Maybe Nico's there. Um, how do we get out? Tyson.
SPEAKER_01Bop bang! Bop bang. It's good to have a cycloptic buddy on stage. Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_03And yeah, so he pops out the bars and they go through. Um, and they're on a ranch and they can see all these cherry-colored cows.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, the rolling hills. That sounds like a beautiful scene.
SPEAKER_03It's a gorgeous scene.
SPEAKER_01Trees, cacti, and boulders and red cows. Annabeth, of course, always there, the encyclopedia. The red cattle. The cattle of the sun. Sacred to Apollo. Hmm. And that's it's interesting. Holy cows, like how? Because I know in Indian culture, like cows are like a certain breed of cattle, is kept very sacred. Right. Like Brahmin, are they called Brahmin cattle?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, or just yeah, all cows.
SPEAKER_01Mmm. All powerful. So apparently Apollo's on that nine, too. And then uh they're trying to listen, and then in the distance they hear this bang dog. This dog shows up, and it's not one dog, it's well, it is one dog, but it's two-headed one dog. Kind of like a greyhound y vibe.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01That sounds dastardly. Because nothing like a dog's bite. You know, that's the business end. And it's got it's doing overtime. Two business.
SPEAKER_03Uh what's in it? Grover tries to communicate with it to know if that's when this big guy comes out.
SPEAKER_01Kind of like an older guy. He almost looks like uh like biker Santa.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, biker Santa.
SPEAKER_01Like almost like redneck-y. Yeah. Father time.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, father time went rednecked and got totally jacked. That's hilarious. I kept thinking about there's this guy on Facebook, his name is Gunny. But he's like this like super jacked vet.
SPEAKER_01Nice.
unknownUh but yeah.
SPEAKER_03Cut off, flexing hard. Looks pretty badass.
SPEAKER_01Don't mess with ticks.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. He's got a wooden club the size of a nuclear warhead with six-inch spikes. That's pretty raw. He calls this dog Orthis. Orthis comes to him, and uh.
SPEAKER_01He's wondering, like, oh, you guys cattle rustlers now.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_01Uh and he can call it right from the nine that they're half bloods.
SPEAKER_03Right.
SPEAKER_01And Annabeth kind of just like, yo, calling it like it is, I'm daughter of Athena. This is Percy of Poseidon, and we got Grover and Tyson, and he knows he's a Cyclops. And then that's where he kind of admits, like, I am a demigod mess.
SPEAKER_03I'm a demiblood.
SPEAKER_01Mm-hmm. Blood to blood.
SPEAKER_03Euryterian? I know. Eury Euryan? Eurydean? Eurythrum.
SPEAKER_01Eurythrian? Eurythrian? Uh, Eurythrin. Eurycian. Yeah, so but he's son of Ares, yeah, like you were saying.
SPEAKER_03And uh interesting cat. You came out of the labyrinth like the other one, so that's when Persis is like, oh, you're talking about Nico?
SPEAKER_01He's just saying, oh, we get a bunch of visitors from the labyrinth. And that nine, not many ever leave. Uh-oh. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03And that's when he does this thing where he like kind of gets close and gets quiet, and he's like, yo, God. I'm gonna say this one. I'm only gonna say this once. You guys should get back in that maze.
SPEAKER_01Go back to the lab. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03But of course, A but's like, we're not leaving until we see this other demigod.
SPEAKER_01This other because and then she's talking about Mika.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Okay. So he's like, Alright, well, I gotta take you to the bus. Um, and yeah, they he walks them over.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, they don't really feel like hostages. It's a little bit friendly, it's almost like a tour.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Uh, because you know, we're keeping the dog at bay. They're walking down this dirt path, it's hot. Yeah, it's hickma.
SPEAKER_03Heat shimmering off the ground, insects are buzzing.
SPEAKER_01Um there, and this is where they see that first uh kind of crazy exotic animal, a fire-breathing horses.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, the fire-breathing horses with the asbestos uh pen.
SPEAKER_01Ooh.
SPEAKER_03That's pretty wild.
SPEAKER_01Pen bestis?
SPEAKER_03Penbestus, they're eating their food is on fire, the ground is smoking.
SPEAKER_01Oh gosh. They look and there's like a continual flame and smoke pouring out of their noses.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Um, and what are these for?
SPEAKER_01Um, just for some clients. Apollo, Diomedes, and we haven't met Diomedes yet.
SPEAKER_03We haven't even heard of Diomedes.
SPEAKER_01I don't think I don't know if we've heard of Diomedes.
SPEAKER_03I don't even know who Diomedes is. I don't know Dios either. He's a minogad.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, just a little minogat. God of Dios.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, and he's like, and others, like who? More questions. Okay. So then they come out, they see this big ranch house, white stone, wood, big windows.
SPEAKER_01Oh, Abeth's saying it looks like a Frank Lloyd, right?
SPEAKER_03We know about Frank Lloyd.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, out in Arizona. We gotta, he's got his own boulevard.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that's right. We love it.
SPEAKER_01He's a very famous architect, and that's what makes me because Frank Lloyd was very known for like incorporating the natural into the structure. So I'm sure this was a very beautiful home.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Some architectural things. Some architectural things just looks like a place where demigods can get into some serious trouble.
SPEAKER_03Uh Eurishan sign, don't break the rules, no fighting, no weapons, don't make any comments about the bosses. We know why now.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, now we know why. But before we can really even respond, there's a new voice. Welcome to Chiple Ju Ranch. And this is where it kind of gets into this man. He has a normal head, kind of some slick back hair, little puncil mustache. Already has an incredulous smile on his face. Just like this guy is up to no good.
SPEAKER_03Definitely like an evil smile, not like a friendly smile.
SPEAKER_01Don't trust that mustache, I say.
SPEAKER_03And that's when you see they see the body. The bodies. The bodies. The three bodies. The three-body problem.
SPEAKER_01Oh my gosh. Yeah, okay, so his neck connected to the middle chest like normal, but he had two more chests. One to either side, connected at the shoulders with a few inches in between. So his left arm grew. Okay, so he's still only got two arms.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, on the sides, but the middles are like these like pit slits almost.
SPEAKER_01Pit slits. But it feels like but it does say there are a few inches in between each torso.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01All connected into one enormous torso. So it's like connected at the bottom and the top, maybe? Like up by the neck and then down. Yeah, because it says it's like connected at the shoulders. So it's one head coming over. Kunda, grunda.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Garyion.
SPEAKER_02Gary.
SPEAKER_01And it's funny how he had all the uh those three little western shirts on. Yeah. And that is the truth. Like, how did somebody must have sewn that dang shirt onto him? Yeah. Because you can't just put on a shirt like that. Yeah. No way.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. But yeah, so then uh say hello to Mr.
SPEAKER_01Garyan.
SPEAKER_03We got Garyan.
SPEAKER_01Right from the jump, Percy's like, hey, uh, nice chests.
SPEAKER_03Have a nice ranch.
SPEAKER_01Gindel Rindle.
SPEAKER_03So buddy. Um and uh that's when Nico comes out.
SPEAKER_01Nico comes walking out right from the jump.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Oh my god.
SPEAKER_03He freezes as soon as he sees them, draws his sword. Of course, he's pissed. Gary's like, yo, you gotta put that away. I'm not gonna have my guests killing each other. Stygian. Of course, like Nico's, yeah, he is extremely mad. Um yeah. They're going back and forth. Man's wearing three shirts. Nico, they let my sister die. They're here to kill me. Okay. Like, dude, Nico, we're not here to kill you. And that's important.
SPEAKER_01How dare you be bringing up Bianca right out, like right out the gate.
SPEAKER_03Six seconds. Six minutes you're gonna say you're gonna bring up Bianca.
SPEAKER_01Oh, come on.
SPEAKER_03You fool. Of course, Nico's like, don't even speak her name.
SPEAKER_01Don't speak her name. It's so fun doing Nico's voice. I know. It's so good to see him back.
SPEAKER_03I like wonder. I'm just curious, like, obviously, in the future, say when we get to Heroes of Olympus, his voice is gonna be older.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_03And so it's gonna be fun to like age his because right now it's still like whiny, but it's also like I feel like there's like an edge on it, too.
SPEAKER_01He's punk rock. He's punk rock. I mean, he's what all of maybe eight or nine, but yeah, nobody's as emo as this kid.
SPEAKER_03He puts the eight in blink 182.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, exactly. I miss you.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01So, but yeah, no, he's pissed. But pretty much Gary and is just like, yo, guys, yeah, we're not gonna be having a fight. Gary knows these cats' names right off the gap.
SPEAKER_00Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_01He makes it his business to be informed. Because he's saying, like, hey guys, we're not fighting. Annabeth, I know all you guys, I know your little story, your little sword. And Nico, just put your sword away. This is not gonna work.
SPEAKER_03We're looking at Nico, and he's looking pretty slim, he's looking pale. Percy's wondering when's the last time he's eaten. He looks dusty, he just looks angry. He's too young to look so angry.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, he's been spending way too much time in the crags and crevices. So when he likes hanging out with a ghost buddy.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Telling Percy, if you come any closer, I'll summon help. And uh Percy's like, I know, I know you will. Um, like the ones that take you around zoos. It's got longhorns, cowbell.
SPEAKER_01Oh kitty trains, so cute, cowhide pattern.
SPEAKER_03We got Nico in the back, um, with Eurishan next to him, and we got Garien driving with Orthus up front, and then all of the rest of us, Abed, Tyson, Grover, and Purse.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, posted right in the middle. So we're taking a look at seems very excited about his exotic variety.
SPEAKER_03He loves showing off his little ranch, it seems.
SPEAKER_01Oh my gosh.
SPEAKER_03That's when we get these hippolytons. Hippolytrons.
SPEAKER_01Hippolectrions. And that's what these it's like a rooster meets a horse.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, pretty much a rooster meets a horse.
SPEAKER_01Cock colt.
SPEAKER_03Cockcolt. Rooster ponies.
SPEAKER_01Uh rooster ponies.
SPEAKER_03They lay eggs once a year.
SPEAKER_01And how they just jam them for the omelets? Scrandolous. Yeah, Avet's all like, ah, that's horrible.
SPEAKER_03And he's like, Well, you haven't tasted the omelets, girl.
SPEAKER_01You haven't tasted the omelets, and gold is gold down there. Oh my gosh. So of course it doesn't please grover either.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, now we see the fire breathing horses talking about. Start speaking about this war. Bread for war. Grover's like, what war? What war?
SPEAKER_01Uh, you know, whatever kind of war may be coming, it may not be coming.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, and then we switch to the red cows. Um blah blah blah. Paula's too busy, so we take he subcontracts it to us.
SPEAKER_01Oh my gosh. Um, and what are they using for? Meat. Meat is what we do.
SPEAKER_03Killing sacred cows for hamburger meat.
SPEAKER_01Uh, that is against ancient laws, if I've ever heard it. Grover is infuriated.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, but he's like, oh, if Apollo carried, I'm sure it'd tell us.
SPEAKER_01If he knew. If he knew. We keeping it on the and then Nico's kind of just like, what about our business?
SPEAKER_03We got business to discuss, Gary. And then he's like, ah, good time. Now let's look at some more exotic game. This one is the giant scorpions. Ah. And that's when Pearce is like, oh, the scorpions from camp, Triple G Ranch. You're the one that gave this to Quintus. Yeah. And that whole thing where he's like, Quintus. Shark Brear, muscular swords.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Never heard of them. Never heard of freaking jive bird. Oh my gosh. Um, and then they come in these oh, the prize staples?
SPEAKER_03Dude, so sad. Just all these horses.
SPEAKER_01Oh my god. In the muck. In the muck in the min.
SPEAKER_03In the muck in the min.
SPEAKER_01The nastiest of dens.
SPEAKER_03It's terrible.
SPEAKER_01Oh my gosh. Yeah, they're just trudging around in thousands of years of fecal.
SPEAKER_03And it looks like these belong to Aegeus, but he uh but they watch over them for a small monthly fee, dude. That's so sad.
SPEAKER_01Lots of poop. And that's because I guess it's just like since they're flesh-eating horses.
SPEAKER_03Um supposedly they like these conditions.
SPEAKER_01But he is saying you're way too cheap to have them even be clean.
SPEAKER_03That's what Eurishan was saying, yeah. It's a little challenging to clean. Okay, yeah, which kind of sets us up for what's gonna come up with the bargain. How many, okay? So people who pay for great pay a lot for flesh eating horses, great garbage disposals. Um you're a monster, Avet, decides.
SPEAKER_01Yep. And Gary's like, oh, what gave it away? The fact that I have three bodies.
SPEAKER_03My three body problems. You gotta let him go.
SPEAKER_01Bada boo.
SPEAKER_03Avet's like, you work for Kronos, dude.
SPEAKER_01Uh-huh. No doubt he's been working for Kronos.
SPEAKER_03He's like, dude, I work for anyone with gold.
SPEAKER_01That three where he shrugs. Yeah. It's like the wave. Um be cool to see him like dance, you know, do that.
SPEAKER_03But yeah, they get out. But that's the truth.
SPEAKER_01He's working for anyone with gold.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. The bastard. They go towards the stables. Um Nico rushes up, like, yo, I'm here for business. What the heck? Gary's like, yo, you'll get your deal, man. Just chill.
SPEAKER_01Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_03Uh he's like, Mina, the ghost told me.
SPEAKER_01Oh, the ghost.
SPEAKER_03Guide us to the soul we need. And then that's when Purse's like, wait. I thought you wanted my soul. I was the soul you wanted. Nico's like, what are you talking about? Soul sucks, dog.
SPEAKER_01Your soul's not even worth one penny compared to Bianca's soul.
SPEAKER_03Bianca.
SPEAKER_01Oh my god.
SPEAKER_03So it's like, oh, okay, that's what he's looking for. Um, they're asking about the ghost friend.
SPEAKER_01Oh, like, where's the ghost? He's like, I doesn't like to come out when it's daylight.
SPEAKER_03So he's around somewhere. And then that's when he mentions the name Minos. Arian does. And then that's when Perse is like, oh Minos, like the king in the dream.
SPEAKER_01You hanging out with that evil king, Nico? Come on, man. That's the guy giving you advice. Yeah. She's like, none of your business. Yeah. Percy, what do you mean things are getting difficult?
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Now here's the thing, Nico. Can't call you Nico. He's like, no. You see, Nico. So yeah, Luke's giving good money. And so bit him bop.
SPEAKER_01He's gonna He kind of dives right into it, like, I'm gonna go ahead and sell you to Luke. Pretty much. Right quick. That's how it's working out now.
SPEAKER_03As I was working out. We're gonna secure Nico first, and then y'all are gonna go after.
SPEAKER_01Um he kind of just sticks Orthos on Percy all of a sudden. Percy's trying to help. He's got a two-headed dog to his throat. And uh yeah, he's pretty much just saying, yo, Eurishin, go ahead, secure Nico. And he does pretty much say, like, you guys can be left to go. We'll sell this guy, but you guys will be good.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Somebody's paid me to give you safe pathage.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Which is kind of interesting, but it doesn't include Mr. D'Angelo in his Stygian iron. Right. Every time it brings up that Stygian blade.
SPEAKER_02Stygian blade. So cool.
SPEAKER_01So cool. Some metal. Yeah, does it because does it talk about like why? Because how it's like, oh, don't even touch that. Yeah. Does it almost like suck your soul out of you?
SPEAKER_03Something like that, like it definitely destroys. I don't know. It doesn't work just on anything. Monsters, demi bloods, humans alike.
SPEAKER_01Ah, it crosses over. Kind of like a backbiter. Yeah, a little backbiter. Maybe like a poisoned backbiter. Yeah. So bad to the bone. But yeah, paid by whom? What do you mean somebody paid you to give us passage? And uh. And that's when um Percy's kind of like, yo, you're a businessman. Let's make a deal. Percy's always coming in with these kind of like making deals with monsters. He's such a pro at that.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. But yeah, that's when he's like, uh, you know, what you've got nothing. Percy's like, yo, I can clean. Oh, that's when Euristian's like, you could have me clean the stables. And that's when Percy's like, oh, done. I can do it.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Perfect. If I clean the stables, then um or if I fail, then you get all of us. You can treat trade all of us to Luke for gold. And then if I succeed, you let all of us go, including Nico. Yeah. Nico's like, Don't, I don't need your favors. Don't give me any favors. Nico. Percy. I know, right? And that's when Garen's like, dude, these haven't been cleaned in a thousand years.
SPEAKER_01These are some nasty stuff. Stables. Yeah. He's like, so what do you got to lose then? You know, if I die, then the stables don't get clean. It's all the same, and you get some half bloods. I wonder how much you've been paid or what it's worth to you, but let's do it. So it's a good deal for him. He's down.
SPEAKER_03He's down.
SPEAKER_01But and then he pretty much takes all the other people up to the lodge, and then it's just Percy left.
SPEAKER_03And pretty much he's got till sundown.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Sunset, no later.
SPEAKER_01There is that moment where it's like Abeth and Percy kind of lock eyes. It's like, you know what she's doing? What are you doing? Percy's like, I always figure it out, baby.
SPEAKER_00I got you, baby.
SPEAKER_01Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_00Baby, I got you.
SPEAKER_01And then uh, so even um Nico gets hauled away, so it's just Percy and a field of cow shit or flesh-eating whore. I can only imagine how bad that smells. It's gotta be blanky. So what we gonna do? How you gonna do this? How you gonna do this, Paris? And you know, because it's like he's a he's a powerful, he can control water and stuff. He's gonna control the liquid content. Can he control any liquid?
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_01But then come on, Paris. All right, what you got for us? But you know what? He always figures something out.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you know what I'm supposed to do? Mm-hmm.
SPEAKER_01So what an interesting little arc. I feel like this uh, and I've kind of mentioned it a few times, like these little each chapter is like a little episode in a new kind of area. Yeah. It's like mini, mini episode that's going on, and then we dive back into the labyrinth. So interesting times. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Very interesting times.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and interesting creatures and beasts. Yeah. Oh my gosh. So I wonder, is Rick making some of this stuff up? Is this all lore? Exactly.
SPEAKER_03How much is yeah, what about those hippolocrats? Yeah, hippolytic's critrons?
SPEAKER_01We'll have to look that hippocratron up. And um, because I wonder if it talks about who Garyon. We could look up that cat. Oh, yeah, who's Garyon? Yeah, because he's supposed to be like a monster we know. Right. He painted a lot of vivid pictures in chapter. A lot of pictures.
SPEAKER_02Excited.
SPEAKER_01And uh yeah, Percy's gonna clean some po we've been in tighter pickles than just having to clean up some points. Exactly. You know. These these monsters are penned in. And oh, perks of Poseidon, father of horses.
SPEAKER_02Right. And he can, you know, manipulate liquids. Maybe he can manipulate the liquid content of the feces and strike a deal with the horses.
SPEAKER_01Strike a deal with some horses. We believe in you. We believe in you perks. It's good to see Nico back on the scene, too.
SPEAKER_02Go.
SPEAKER_00What's it we're off in chapter nine, John?