You Won't Believe What Happened at the NFL Draft & the Tea This Week Is Actually Too Much

Hoops for Hotties is back for another live show! 

This week has absolutely no chill. We open with the NBA Playoffs standings the Spurs eliminated Portland and Wemby is heading to round two, OKC swept the Suns, the Knicks are up 3-2 on the Hawks, the Celtics lead the Sixers 3-2, and we break down every series still standing.

Then we get into Tea Time because everybody is cheating this week chileee. Morgan Rittle and Taylor Fritz broke up, the Diana Russini and Mike Vrabel situation has more layers than we originally thought, Megan Thee Stallion and Klay Thompson are officially done, Stephen A. Smith said what he said about Black women and we have opinions, and Klay's ex-girlfriend allegedly shared his cheating diary. The diary entry is something else.

The Hot Girl Lesson of the Day covers the most chaotic moment of the NFL Draft - the Makai Lemon phone call.

Office hours is open and we close out with Film Study.

TIMESTAMPS: 
1:32 Hot Girls Headlines: Current NBA Playoffs Standings
2:26 Spurs Eliminated Portland Wemby Is in Round 2 (YESSS) 
4:04 OKC Swept the Suns
6:28 Knicks Lead Hawks 
8:15 Celtics Lead Sixers 
13:52 Orlando Lead Detroit Pistons 
22:51 Lakers Lead Rockets
26:17 Cavs Up Over Toronto
28:20 Tea Time: Everybody Is Cheating This Week
29:03 Morgan Rittle and Taylor Fritz Broke Up
29:27 Diana Russini and Mike Vrabel's Messy Cheating Scandal
34:55 Diana Russini Created a Playlist for Mike
41:47 Megan Thee Stallion and Klay Thompson Break Up
43:31 Stephen A. Smith's Negative Remarks (Ewww)
53:43 Klay Thompson's Ex Allegedly Shares His Cheating Diary
58:27 Hot Girl Lesson of the Day: The Makai Lemon Phone Call 
1:02:48 AJ Brown Is Leaving the Eagles
1:05:17 The Rams Made the Worst Pick of the Night
1:11:01 Office Hours: Call-In Segment

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Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

Good morning. Good morning, everybody. Uh-oh, Nixon 6. We're kind of starting off, we're not starting off on a great foot here in the chat. The Ravens have a chance this year.

unknown 0:15

What?

SPEAKER_01 0:16

Um, okay, good morning, guys. Welcome back to the Hoops for Hoddies live show. I'm so happy that you're here. Before I get into all the sports tea from the last week, which spoiler alert, it's a lot. Um, I have to take attendance. So if you're here and alive in the chat, please say present so I know that you're here. Calling in present in the chat. Yes. I'm so glad you're all here. We are currently live on YouTube, Twitch, all the things. TikTok, of course, my fave. Um, we have a lot of tea to get into. I'm not gonna lie, guys. I am I'm dragging today. Your girl is tired. Last night I went to an early screening of the devil, the devil wears Prada 2. So I'm enjoying my my espresso and trying to get less depresso, you feel me? And get into all of the sports tea. Someone said in the chat question, do you have a day job? Yes. Talking about sports with the girls, yes. All right, y'all. First and foremost, let's check in on these hot girl headlines. Because here at the classroom where we speak about all things sports, um, I wanna catch you up to speed. Obviously, make sure the girls always know exactly what is going on. And first and foremost, we're gonna talk about the NBA playoffs. Starting off on a high note, right? Okay. I'm gonna tell you where every single series stands as of right now. All right, and kind of talk about what the hell is happening. It's a little chaotic for a first-round playoff series. I'm not gonna lie. Like, there's a lot going on. We've got a lot of teams on the brink of elimination. We've got some funerals. I was gonna say some funerals to celebrate, but that's that's not how that saying goes. Like, no, no, no, no, we don't. Um, okay. First and foremost, we have the Spurs who have eliminated the Portland Trailblazers. Shout out to Portland, man. I mean, they still have Dame coming back, which is really exciting. Um, the Spurs were always gonna win, right? Wimby had a very, very chaotic first-round playoff series. He went from dropping 35 and beating a record, and then he won Defensive Player of the Year unanimously for the first time ever. And then he hit his head on the ground, and then he didn't play, and then he came back and wasn't, you know, started off first half, wasn't too great. And then they completely flipped things. I believe they were down like 15, went in a halftime, and came back and won by more than 15. And this might be the first time in the playoffs that that's ever happened. Could you imagine you're killing a team and they come back and kill you back? How does that even? I mean, ask the Lakers. Shit. Ask the Lakers. They know all about that. Like, what? Um, but crazy roller coaster of a playoff series. The Spurs were able to get it done, and the Blazers are going off to Cancun. Enjoy the beach, enjoy the beach, enjoy the warm weather. Oh my god, where are my sound effects at? Y'all know I love my sound effects. Hold on. Let me see. Do I have some beach music on here? Hold on. Enjoy Cancun I love it. I love it. Um, next playoff unit roll, we have to not celebrate mourn, I guess. Um R.I.P. to the Phoenix Suns. The Phoenix Suns have been eliminated in the first round of the playoffs, and Dylan Brooks will have to live to stare into space another day somewhere else. Last week I told you guys that I learned the very disturbing fact that Dylan Brooks stares into space for two minutes without blinking before every single game. If he likes it, I love it. Um, I just want to say to Devin Booker, what the hell happened, man? I mean, they went from being in the NBA Finals to getting rid of literally everybody who helped them get there. Literally everybody. And everybody else seems to be having a good time, you know? The call bridges is getting torn up by Knicks fans every other chance they get. But I mean, at least they're getting past the first round. Like, fuck, what the hell happened to Phoenix? Oh my god, what happened to Phoenix? Like, CP3 is somewhere, like, one thing about CP3 I can say is all of his ops do worse without him. It's kind of like a woman after a breakup, you know? The man never gets better, he just gets more active on Instagram. That that's kind of like the the Phoenix Suns situation that we're experiencing right now. I had to get some lip gloss. Um yeah, don't know what happened there. Don't really care. They got swept. Uh swept, brooms out. And for my hot girls that don't watch a lot of sweet, uh watch a lot of playoff basketball, getting swept means every playoff series is kind of like rock, paper, scissors, right? It's four games that you have to win. So it's like best of seven. First one of four wins. And if they beat you four times in a row, that's called a sweep. They get the brooms out, clean you out. Very easy. Um, and then there's also a gentleman's sweep, which I believe is what the Spurs did to the Blazers, right? Um, that's basically when they let you have one game. Like they're like, oh you can you can win one. No. And then they beat you still. So it's like, it's not a sweep per se, but it's kind of like a nice way of sweeping you, right? Um, next, let's talk about some of these teams that are on the brink of elimination, which I believe is all of them that are left. Um first one in the hot seat is going to be my Atlanta Hawks. I really, I really allowed them to let me have hope for 10 minutes. And I need to remember that I'm an Atlanta sports fan, and that's not allowed here. I the Knicks realize that they're the better team. And ever since they have been playing like it. And the Hawks are way ahead of schedule. They're not supposed to be in this position, and let alone even if they are in this position, it's not supposed to be as close as it has been. The clock, the Hawks were able to get some close wins, one-point wins, and then the Knicks were like, Oh my god, yeah, right, we're better than you, and have been playing like it ever since. The games are hard to watch. Jalen Brunson is incredible. He does bitch to the refs a lot, though, and I love Jalen Brunson, but like, okay, bro. You're up, you're up by 25. It isn't that, like, are we we're crying at the refs and you're up by 25? Come on, y'all. Come on, y'all. We gotta get serious. Like that that ain't even right, bruh. Somebody left a comment, and I would never answer a comment like this again. But it says, Mariah, is your mother Molly still in sports? My mom's name is Mari. Yeah. Um, okay, next. Oh, yes. Game six is tonight in Atlanta. I have the Knicks winning this one. I don't think the Knicks should play for their play with their food and let it go to seven games. It's just not necessary. It's the first round of the playoffs. Let yourself get some rest. Win the game tonight. Honestly, put us Hawks fans out of our misery. I'm over it at this point. And we can go on to next year. And the Hawks can, they're just they're ahead of schedule. They're not supposed to be here just yet. But if we do win, I'm gonna act like I believe the whole time. I really am. So just yeah. Um, anyways. Next, the Celtics Sixer series. The Celtics are leading three to two. The 76ers have had an interesting roller coaster of a playoff series. It's been we're without Joel Embiid and we get a win. And then it's we're with Joel Embiid and we get a bad loss. And I don't understand when it comes to Joel Embiid. I was gonna make a video yesterday, I'm still gonna make it at some point, called Why I Feel Bad for Joel Embiid and You Should Too. I think to a certain degree, right, it's fun to make the street clothes jokes about Anthony Davis or Joel Embiid or be like, he's not available, he doesn't want to play, yada yada, yada. I do I truly believe that in any NBA player doesn't want to play? No. Do I believe that Joel Embiid is extraordinarily talented when he is available? Yes. But like having to go into emergency appendix surgery, there is nothing you can do on the basketball court, not enough stretches, not enough, you know, like some people are gonna say maybe if he didn't drink a diet coke or like some bullshit, but there's nothing you can do to avoid having a situation with your appendix, and it's just unfortunate because he's always hurt, and I can only imagine what that would do to my mental health if that were the case. I know I could be one of the best players ever, I could be one of the greats if I could just be available. On top of that, dealing with the whole Ben Simmons fiasco and the drama, like Philly is just so unlucky in basketball. It is insane. The management drama that they've had in the past, their GM having a burner tweeting about players, like it's just ghetto. Ghetto. So honestly, I feel really bad for Joel Embiid. And I don't think that the conversation around him should be so harsh regarding his health. I think it should, we should just look at it like unfortunately, the man is hurt. You know, like I have empathy for that. I've I'm sure it's easy for me to say as a non-Philly fan, but dragging him through the mud, and I've made my fair share of jokes, trust me, but dragging him through the mud just feels wrong at this point. I think that the appendix thing made it a little bit too serious for me. So, yeah. With that being said, I need the Celtics to go on. I need the Celtics to go on. I think not only is it a better story with the whole Jason Tatum of it all, and I don't even like the Celtics, but can I just say something about the Celtics for a second? This is why I don't go live because these are the things I I think about making TikToks about, and then I'm like, Mariah, don't say that. Don't say that. Don't say that on the internet. They're gonna drag you, they're gonna be upset, somebody's feelings are gonna be hurt. To be completely real with you guys about the Boston Celtics, they have negative aura. Zero. And I love the Jason Tatum story of this season. I mean, I will definitely make content about his comeback story coming back from the Achilles. Honestly, I think that story was needed to make me buy into what the Celtics are selling. They're so boring. They are so Jalen Brown. Let me put my notes down for a second. Jalen Brown in Starting Five, I watched Starting Five, great show. I think it got canceled, which is really unfortunate because the last season was good. Like, it's like they picked the perfect players. But I'm watching Starting Five, and you know, Jalen Brown, he, if you guys don't know his lore, he was called too smart to be an NBA player, right? This man is a genius. He has a high IQ, he reads books, and he's an activist, and he has millions of hobbies outside of basketball. He had an internship, he got an internship at NASA. Incredible player, person, activist. Like, not a bad word to say about that man. He bores me to tears. And the only reason I feel comfortable saying that is because they put him on television on a show, like starting five. And anytime it switched to Jalen Brown's perspective, or like we're going to the Jalen Brown scene, that was commercial break for me. I could go refill my coffee, I could go get some water, I could go pee. Like he would get on the screen and start being the scientific prophecy of the projections of the huh? Like, bruh, like there was no tea, no, it I was so yawn. Snooze, snooze, snooze. And I'm rooting for him to do well. And you know, I honestly think he's the best player of the Celtics right now, and I'm proud of him that he like got out from under Jay Jason Tatum's also boring shadow. Jason Tatum is so boring, he's like aura farming with Kobe. And it's like, I understand your your idle passing. I don't understand why people people are so mean to him about that, but it's just still not, it's making no noise to me. How do you get hated on for winning the championship? How do you win the championship cringy? Like, how how do you win the championship in a way that is cringy? You get to the top of the mountain and it's still like lame. I'm being mean. I'm being mean. And see, this is why I never wanted to talk about that before. Yeah. Um, that being said, I I think the Celtics are gonna win game six in Philly, but but game six is tonight in Philly, and if they lose, we're going to a game seven. And I love a game seven. So next uh on the chopping block, we have Detroit. Detroit. How the hell do you go from being the number one seed in the Eastern Conference to in a sparring match with the Orlando Magic? I and you know what makes me mad is I hate when I drink the Kool-Aid, and people make me feel bad for not believing in a team because the story's spun, right? Detroit has been so horrible for like my entire life. And I was making fun of them. I I every chance I got, I called them the losingest losers that ever lost in loser history because that's what they were, and now they're good. And I like I like Cade Cunningham and I want them to be good. Yeah. Woo! And y'all made me feel bad for calling them losers and saying I wasn't buying it. I didn't think this was gonna last. So I drank the Kool-Aid, and now I'm spitting it the fuck out. This playoff series, I will say, this is my favorite playoff series. I am so tuned. Like this whole little 90s thing they got going on where they're beating up on each other and defense is being played. Like, love it. I'm eating it up. It's very entertaining. And also, I think the Magic have the best jerseys in the NBA. Is that relevant? No, but I love a pinstripe and I love a cutesy little star. And the fact that their ad is Disney and not like something fucking ugly, fugly, like Detroit has a stock X logo on their jerseys, just pissing me off. Like, anyways, I like their jerseys and their crowd is loud as fuck. Listen, I know ain't shit to do in Orlando, but like go see Mickey and like stroll around downtown Disney and get a I don't know, Mickey Mouse shaped pancake. I don't know what the fuck y'all do in Orlando. I don't. Um, but I I guess host tournaments, you know, like they like host conventions. What the fuck else is there to do in Orlando? Anyways, they are bought into this team. I mean, they the fans were jumping up and down while the other team was shooting free throws. I'm from Atlanta, so maybe that's why that's shocking to me because our fans are so like just there to get a fit off. Those fans are loud. Like they are not playing, and Detroit was missing so many free throws in Orlando. I'm looking at my boyfriend, I'm like, what the fuck is this about? I mean, I could get out of the out there and make one or two free throws. I mean, fuck. It was so bad, but I genuinely think the lights were too bright, the people were too loud, and the moments, the moment was too big. Like, people talking about they do have other things to do in in Orlando, like SeaWorld and Universal. Guys, guys, like, what why are y'all playing in my face? Anyways, so they blew it, they couldn't shoot the ball into the fucking ocean, besides, besides Cade Cunningham, right? But you can't have one great player and Tobias Harris. Tobias Harris over me? Does any does anybody else ever think about every single time I see Tobias Harris? He is a generational money getter from teams. I mean, Philly signed him to a max contract instead of uh instead of Jimmy Butler. And then Jimmy Butler busted their ass in the playoffs and went to the tunnel and was like Tobias Harris over me. And every time I see survivor, Tobias Harris, that's all I can think of. But anyways, child, uh, Detroit, you're on the chopping block, lose one more. You're gonna be etching your name in history again for a losing ass reason. And that just is so sad. That is so sad. Um last night, Cade dropped 45 points. Paulo Bancaro also dropped 45 points, two number one picks. Good for them. Sparring it out. Um, and Detroit won the game in Detroit. This game actually made it more concerning for me. Because so you're telling me y'all need Cade to drop 45 to win, and Tobias Harris dropped like 23, 28, or something like that. That's not a good sign because that was the knock on y'all going into the playoffs that you rely too much on Cade. So if that's supposed to make me feel better, girl, yeah. Detroit, you lose one more, you done. You win, you go to a game seven. Good luck. Next, Timberwolves Nuggets. Uh, they have a game six tonight in Minnesota. Minnesota. Oh, Minnesota. They're so thin. They're so thin. The roster's so thin. Anthony Edwards is hurt. His knees snap back like the hats from back in the day, bruh. And that's unfortunate. Listen, Georgia Bulldog, go dogs. I am not rooting against N, I'm not rooting against Ant. I understand he has babies every time he sneezes, but I I'm not rooting against Ant. I'm rooting for Ant. I want Ant to do well. My thing is this. Um, I don't know if I'm trying to see Minnesota play the Spurs without Ant. I I don't know that I'm I don't know that that's something I give a fuck about. And I know like people who work in sports aren't supposed to say when they don't give a fuck about a game, right? But like I do. Um because it's true. Like I've heard plenty of people who you see on your TVs be like, I don't give a fuck. Like I was watching, you know, Netflix last night. So I'm just being real. I'm not trying to see that. Whoever wins a series gets to go play Wimby. And I'm like, I'm trying to see, you know, a good series. Now, now I don't want you to make it too hard on the Spurs because I really want to see Spurs OKC. So maybe they could let Minnesota go for.

SPEAKER_02 19:51

Actually, you know what, Minnesota?

SPEAKER_01 19:53

Go, Wolves! What do y'all?

SPEAKER_02 19:55

Oh you know what?

SPEAKER_01 20:02

Go, Minnesota! What? Period. Period. And matter of fact, the Nuggets, y'all are boring too. Uh, they've actually been pretty entertaining this this playoffs. I used to think, I used to stay on the Nuggets next saying that they're so boring to watch and whatever. Jokic plays basketball so ugly, and like the ball like goes in the net. It's so it's so weird. But they have actually been entertaining. The series has been entertaining. The boys have been fighting. Have y'all been seeing these fights? So basically, what happened was Jaden McDaniels. I'm getting, I was gonna say Jaden Daniels. That's the different sport. Jaden McDaniels uh has been talking shit, okay? Mad shit, dog shit about the Nuggets all throughout this playoff series, saying none of them can defend and then going and winning. Like he or gambled like fuck. And they were up by 16, Minnesota, with like a second left to go in the game. He makes a basket. It's an unwritten rule in basketball that I guess when you know you're gonna win, you should stop playing. Guys, these unwritten rules. Men are so funny. Unwritten rules in sports are just like boys' girl code, it feels like, you know, but like way less important. He makes the shot. Jokic gets so pissed off. He waddles down the court, and I was gonna say runs, but when he runs, he does the he does something like this, so it's kind of like a little waddle. He waddles all the way to the other end of the court, which sent me to the moon, blew his whole nonchalant cover. Like any man who pretends to be that nonchalant, just is it. Like, just isn't. No man, no man is that nonchalant. You don't get to the NBA by kick by giving that little of a fuck about basketball. He runs over and he tries to fight Jaden McDaniels, and Jaden still snatch him up. Oh God. And then Jokic got fined$50,000, Julius Randle got fined. 30,000 because he all because he's always trying to get up in some shit. Like, I when Julius Randle played for the Knicks, I was not a fan. I was like, he is such a bull in a China shop. Like, I don't know. However, Jada McDaniel's gonna get fine shit because the rule isn't real. It's an unwritten rule. Play, play it. My mama used to say it ain't over till the fat lady sings. Play until the end of the game, bro. But they blame it. We well, we stopped. And they asked Yokichi about it after the game. And he's like, Well, they kept playing after everybody stopped playing defense. And it's like, y'all stopped playing defense like five games ago. What do you mean? Y'all stopped playing game. Y'all stop playing defense like 15 minutes into the series. Just Rudy Gobar and vibes. Anyways. The Lakers. The Lakers. Um, the Lakers are up 3-2. On the Rockets, the Rockets are on the brink of elimination without KD, without Drake Jr. And you know, I this series is so ugly. Like, what is going on? The Lakers are in there, two of their best players are out, right? Their best scorers are out. The the two the two the two musketeers, these two white men, what do those white girls from The Fever call themselves? Like Trace Lechis. Yeah. They're out. And then you go over to Houston. You got Fred Van Vliet was out before the season even fucking started. And then you got Kevin Durant is out. The team was kind of built around that, right? Like the team, like the season, the expectation, any expectations we had of them were dependent on those two players playing, right? And now we've got this series where it's like LeBron is Thanos, and like we've got the Avengers, but like I guess Iron Man and Captain America weren't available. And it's like, but Thanos is like 85 years old, and so he's having a hard time keeping up with these like young bucks. It's like Spider-Man in them versus an 85-year-old Thanos. That's basically what we're watching. It's weird. Austin Reeves came back last night. Obviously, we saw this with we saw this with Joel Embiid. And you think what people would learn to stop overreacting. Yeah, if I'm coming back from emergency appendix surgery, it might take me a few minutes to get acclimated. Yeah, if I'm coming back from injury, it might take me a game to get acclimated. I think Austin was just getting acclimated, right? That being said, I don't know who's gonna win this game because no at no moment do I know what's going to happen next in the series. I I don't get it at all. I don't get it at all. No one who's supposed to be playing is playing. I what the hell? I will say this. LeBron loves this shit. LeBron loves this shit. Okay? Obviously he looked a little old and tired last night, but I will say this. The idea of LeBron James playing in a game seven in LA, okay? Now they have game six tomorrow in Houston. They win, they go on, right? They lose, they go to a game seven. I feel like LeBron wins either way because the bet is that LeBron can carry this team in one or one of two games. And I am willing to take the bet that LeBron can carry this team in one of two games. I I am. He just gotta give us one. He just gotta give us one. And I'm willing to take that bet. And I think he would love to do that in a game seven in LA. Are you fucking kidding me? Oh my god, I think he would, I think he would love that shit. However, if they win in Houston and they move on to the second round, he's still gonna love that shit. So the Lakers kind of win either way. Like, I don't think that the Lakers are gonna go from being up 3-0 to losing. And if they do, we're gonna have to have some uncomfortable conversations. I understand LeBron is old and elderly and old, but he's out there and he's choosing to be out there. So all everything that happens in his career counts. And going from being up 3-0 to losing in seven games would be a travesty. So I got the Lakers. But y'all know I love chaos, so who who fucking cares who wants that? Um Cavs Raptors. No, I'm not gonna lie, I've watched the condensed version of the game for every game of the series. I haven't watched a single one. So people were like, Mariah, like, stop saying you don't give a fuck about this series. Like, what about Scotty Barnes? What about him? Baby, what about him? Baby, what about him? Baby, what about him? If Scott, if Scotty Barnes wants me to see him, he's gonna have to make it to round two. Because I have already, I've already committed to not watching this shit. I obviously I watched the condensed version so I can like tell you guys what happened and shit, but you know, a girl's gotta watch my euphoria and my other shit at some point. And you know, that those are the games I take off, unfortunately. Mama mama's gotta mama's gotta, you know, rest. Um here's the thing The Cows are up 3-2, and they have a game six tomorrow in Toronto. I will now tune in to this series. I will now tune in to this series. And you wanna know why? Because I need to see what James Harden has up his sleeve in a game six and a game seven. If you don't already know James Harden's lore, okay, he has a knack for disappearing in games six and seven. Okay. Uh I'm a grown-ass woman. Wow. Um, he has a knack for for not being able to perform when the lights get real bright. So I will be watching game six, and if it goes to a game seven, I will be watching that too. Not because I'm a James Harden hater and I'm waiting for him to fail, but because if he does have a good set game six and game seven, I wanna see it. I wanna see it. I wanna be there for it. And if he does and if he has a horrible game six or game seven, I also wanna see it. So I will now be tuning into the series and we'll have more to say the next time we discuss it. Before, I was bored. I can see what Coco Jones got on uh on Instagram. I don't need to watch the games. Now guys, guys, guys, guys. Now we're going into some some real tea. Some tea you guys said I was beating the living absolute shit out of, okay? But um, we're moving on to tea time. And as you can see on my board, my beautiful board that I draw for you guys before the show every time, I have a nice little drawing of a pumpkin. It says cheater cheater pumpkin eaters. Because that seems to be the theme lately. Yeah. Lots of breakups. I don't know what's in the air. I don't know what's in the air. Everybody's beefing, everybody's breaking up, everybody's fighting. Um, unless I don't know if my audience is gonna know, you know, what I'm putting down, but I saw Morgan Riddle and Taylor Fritz, the tennis star player. I should say, I don't know, I'm not gonna call him a star, but player broke up. She used to have the most cuntilicious down outfits at the tennis matches, and she got so many women involved in tennis, and so they broke up, but good for her because she bought a beautiful Fitney baguette. So yeah, they broke up, and then you've got, no, I'm not going there yet. Diana Roussini and Mike Rabel. Last time I spoke about this on one of my lives, my Wi-Fi went out. So, Diana, if you could just leave me alone at this point, because at this point, baby, you're fucked. At this point, my girl, my sweetheart, you're fucked. Um, there have been new developments in this situation. Obviously, I'm going to give you guys a little bit of context if you haven't heard the story, but it's going to be rapid and quick. Diana Rossini is a reporter/slash insider for the athletic, or was Mike Vrabel, head coach of the New England Patriots. They were caught, you know, holding hands at the hot tub. They were caught together at an adults-only resort in Arizona. Okay, this goes against her journalistic integrity because you can't be messing with a source. You can't be sleeping with a source. But based on the photos, she said we're just friends. We were with six other people at an adults-only resort that's known for proposals and anniversaries. I don't think so, but fine. She is married with children to a Shake Shack executive. He is also married with children and has been since 1999. These are both people who are married. Okay. So they get caught together. Diana denies any involvement with him and says, I she had to, she has to resign from her job. She's like, I have to resign um from the athletic. And, you know, I stand by everything I had said about the situation. We are just friends and we were with six other people, and I stand by my statement. Well, Mike had other plans. Mike had other plans because he gave a secret press conference. And according to the sports gossip show, which actually is put on by the athletic, they said that this was a secret press conference that the New England Patriots press was told was going to be like one or two bench players, you know, in voluntary camp, something that they didn't really need to be at. So, not not a lot of media shows up. And it's Mike motherfucking Vrabel talking about some damn. I had hard conversations with my family, aka my wife, and I'm going to counseling and missing the third day of the draft. I am going to booty camp. I'm going to uh booty healing rehab. Yes, because I couldn't get enough of that ass. And by that ass, I don't mean my wife's. Um, so he missed three day three of the draft for whatever fucking reason because you're rich, right? Can't you go to counseling like any day? It had to be, it had to be during the NFL draft. It's like there are important moments as a football coach. I think ushering in the next generation of your football team and like the Super Bowl are probably the two most important, and you're missing the draft. Yeah. Alright, but I hope you know you got healed from the addiction to that ass. Um, but it has more layers, the story, than we knew, because new details have surfaced this week beyond the original photos. The New York Post published a second report with Rabel and Roussini photos of them spotted in New York City years ago, described as sitting closely and at one point appearing to share a kiss. This is not a recent thing. They have been messing with each other for a while now. How long, you ask, right? Because he he said, so this was Mike's quote. Diana said, we're just friends, bro. We're just friends. And then he said, quote, my previous actions don't meet the standard that I hold myself to. He effectively admitted something that happened. Um, and you know, he still has his job. She doesn't. He went to counseling, right? But unfortunately, the story gets worse. So you guys are probably like, Mariah, why are you still talking about this? This is now the third episode, so which means three weeks in a row that I have updated you about the situation. I think you're gonna want to hear this one. I think you're gonna wanna hear this update, baby. Um, I am about to share my screen and show you guys and show you guys a new development in this situation. Okay? So, Diana Roussini was obviously not only messing with Mike Vrabel, she was down, she was down bad. She was down bad for this man. Um, she made a playlist. She made a playlist, uh, allegedly, for Mike Vrabel called Turnin' the Page. Um, TMZ reported on this, so I I don't want it to be he said, she said, and then it'd be like Mariah said this and it's wrong. So I am gonna read you this reporting and the timelines, and you tell me, y'all, in the chat, it what you think and what makes sense. So, David Kovuki of FOIA Ball brought this to wild development to light on Monday. Um, posting screenshots of a Spotify account belonging to the former athletic reporter Diana Roussini, featuring a collection of songs and a playlist called Turning the Page. It was shared with a user simply named Mike. As you can see, Diana Roussini. It says Diana Roussini, and it has her, you know, her photo, shared the playlist with someone named Mike. It only has one save, and I'm assuming Mike saved it. She shared this playlist with him on December 19th, 2022. This is the day after Mike Vrabel's Tennessee Titans, which she was the beat reporter for the Tennessee Titans, which her whole job was to cover the Tennessee Titans at the time, lost their fourth straight game of the season. So they were on a four-game losing streak, and Diana, coincidentally, after the fourth loss, sends a playlist called Turning the Page, turn in, turn in the page, to a man named Mike. Holy shit. And did y'all see these photos of them gambling together? Holy, y'all were they were in love. Fucking affair. They were in love. Holy shit. Now, obviously, we gotta look at the playlist. Like, we gotta look at the playlist. Like, what songs are on here? Um, the playlist is 18, 18 songs. It's an hour and nine minutes. Okay, a quick one, a quick little playlist. Yes. He also allegedly played this playlist at practice. So, yeah. If I were his wife, holy hold up, they don't love you like I love you. Slow down, they don't love you like I love you. I will be I will be at practice with that bat bitch in Beyonce's yellow dress. Hey! It's such a shame. The fuck? Don't play with me. Um, yeah, so this is the playlist, anyways. Is that Lotto? Okay, so it's called turning the page. Turning the page. I see Beyoncé, Lotto, Sam Hunt, and My Love featuring Jess Glenn. Wow, she diversity and of music taste. Okay. Wait, this is so fun. There's something about this is so evil and sick and twisted, but shout out. What? She's beehive. What? Okay, Diana. She said, I'm bringing my man to the Renaissance, bitch. She said the concept of making a playlist for your man and having songs from Renaissance on it. I'm sorry. For your man that's married to someone else while you're married to someone else. Right, right. Um, okay, the first song is cuff it. Y'all. Y'all know how, y'all know how that, y'all know how that song goes. What coming cuff it, cuff it, cuff it, cuff it, baby.

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While I buss it, buss it, buss it for you, baby. She was trying to give Mike flashbacks at the practice. Ew. Oh my god. Cuffin? Oh, baby. Oh, baby. We get fucked up tonight.

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I know the team was like, hey yo coach, can you throw on some NBA young board or something? Why the fuck are we listening to Cuffin at practice, bro? This this is why y'all lost four games in a row. Okay, sorry. Big energy by Lotto. Get that big, big energy. Big big energy. Wait, I'm crying. I'm crying. No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Not big energy. She was trying to give this man flashbacks at practice. I'm I'm actually in tears. Hold on. In order to make this point, I'm literally fucking up my monetization on YouTube. Like, I'm literally not going to receive a dime from this video simply because I need to play this song because you guys need to hear how fucking crazy this is. Huh? Make 'em sing to this pussy like a melody, and if your bitch ain't right, I got the red remedy. It ain't too many niggas that can handle me. Bad bitch. I can be a fantasy. Oh, who you feeling like, Diana? Who who you feelin' like, Diana? Huh? Oh, absolutely not. Um, by the way, she did not add the clean version of this song. She added the dirty version. She wanted to know. She wanted them to hear P-U-S-S-Y. That's your alibi. What? Okay, break my soul. His cause your husbands and your wives won't break your soul. Stop. They won't break you. Fuck no. You won't break my soul. The infidelity anthem. What? House party by Sam Hunt. Unfortunately, I went to a PWI and I know this song. Gonna have a house party. Who the fuck wants to play this? What is what does this have to do with losing football games? I thought these were gonna be like uh uh uh oh my god, my love pump it, pump it, law so raise your glasses if you are wrong. Why? Who the fuck wanna hear the hot football practice? Uh huh. I like my beat down and my bass down low. Red Hot Chili Peppers, Last Resort, Welcome to the Jungle, um, Photograph, God of Thunder, Dance Tonight Away, Renegade. Oh, they didn't show. What are the last two songs? Come on now. You wanna private girl? What are the last two songs? Damn, fuck. Wow. Shout out to whoever. Shout out to whoever found this. I mean, was he supposed to listen to this while he was driving his kids to school? Alright. Well, that was they cheated so hard, I don't even know. Like, wow. Like they are gonna be, they're gonna win like world records or fucking I I don't know. I don't know. They've unlocked a whole new level of cheating. Next piece of tea we're going to get into. We are going to talk about Megan the Stallion. Thank you. Thank you. Megan the Stallion, yes. Thank you, everybody. And Clay Thompson. Oh. Bitch, I thought that said booing. It says boing. I'm stupid as shit. Um, okay. So Clay Thompson cheated on Megan the Stion. She released an Instagram story where she said he was cheating on her while he had her playing house. Um, I forgot that they literally purchased a home together. Like, did the fucking photo with the two hands with the keys. She personally cooked his entire family Thanksgiving dinner. He was calling her Megan Pete Thompson. And I saw people debating, was were they moving too fast? Who the fuck are you to debate? We don't even know when they got together. We know when they popped out together. We don't know how long they were together. The fuck? I mean, Clay Thompson, everything about him screams love bomber. Like he really, like that is I could see it, but how how could a woman like Megan the Stallion be able to detect love bombing? Shit, I would love bomber. So and I just want to say to any, to any man, to any man that is celebrating Megan the Stallion getting cheated on. I'm finding it. I'm finding it. I hope Clay chooses you next. That's it. I hope Clay chooses you next. Stephen A, bald ass Smith, is going to hop on a podcast. He is a grown man. Like Stephen A is a he is entirely too old to be acting like a makeshift Wendy Williams. You make enough money to talk about sports. Why the fuck do you have Megan the Stein's name in your mouth? I and to say how could you come on here and tell your business about your public relationship with a man who you purchased. Home with and personally cook Thanksgiving dinner for his entire family. You were around, you were sitting at games with his mother. You built a relationship with his mother, calling her on a first name basis and shit. You are celebrities in a public relationship. How dare you feel so offended that he cheated on you that you come on the internet and tell your adoring fans that are going to wonder what happened in the relationship that you were cheated on and the relationship is over. How could you have the nerve to come on the internet and speak about your experience with your man in public when he's a four-time NBA champion? Nigga, what the fuck are you talking about? What does that have to do with being a good person? And this is why, to be honest, like I don't even like to interact with men about this subject at all. I don't. I don't like to because being able to put a ball in a hoop doesn't make you a good person. Doesn't make you immune to criticism. And does not mean if you cheat on me, I can't, I can't empty the clip on your ass. Because you decided to embarrass me. So I also get to I also get to say what the fuck happened. Sai and I want any woman that's watching this to know men want us to be silent because they don't want people to know about their bullshit and how they move and what they do. Megan the Stallion posting that story and telling the world that men, men, there are men in my chat. Ew. When are they gonna learn that this page isn't for them? Is it it isn't for them? It isn't for them. It isn't for them. Um giving myself a little massage. I don't understand if you don't want to be in a relationship with somebody, break up with them. And sometimes men will be like, well, she just she wouldn't let me and she cried and she's so crazy. Leave her. You have agency. You are in your late 30s. Klay Thompson is what 37,000 years old. Klay Thompson, you are you are grown. It is time to settle the fuck down. You're on the sunset of your basketball career. You dropped a fat egg in your last game with the Warriors. That's why the fuck you're not there anymore. Because you dropped zero points in an elimination game when yo ass was on the chopping block and you dropped zero. Now you're you're you're with the Mavs and you're a role player. You went from being, you know, the splash brother to a role player, and you are on the sunset of your career. It is over. I think a woman that is as beautiful as Megan Stein, and then come on here and they're like, well, she slept with this guy and that guy. God, if you could see the Rolodex of a fucking NBA player, Klay has probably had relations with hundreds of women, and I don't even know him. So probably weird to assume. I'm gonna leave that alone. But NBA players are hoes. They're sluts, they're whores. Actually, you can have the NFL, you can have all the leagues in there. They're slutty. And they've been slutty since before they were slutty in college, baby. Whores. Okay. So also, no one forced you to date her. No one forced you to to be in a relationship with her. You could have literally, if you if if Clay thought Megan was so ran through and not good enough and did that, he could have chosen to keep moving. Megan the Stein is a fucking millionaire, which all the men who have something to say to her, I find it hilarious because she could buy you and sell you on the stock market, bitch. She could buy you, she could buy you and sell you, bitch. The fuck? She could buy you and sell your body parts on the fucking on the fucking black market, bitch. Megan Stein is rich, bitch. So that's why I don't even like pay any mind to what these men have to say. Like, please. They're like, Klay's richer than her. First of all, it's so funny that people don't know yet that every net worth you see in public of a celebrity is fake and much lower than what it really is. Like, like 90% of them, unless they're like clout chasing to the max, like to get on the Forbes list, they're lying about their net worth, baby. Trust me. I trust me. Because because they don't want to get came after by the IRS, and they do all types of tax strategies and shit. Let me not say too much, but the all the all the net worths you see on the on on the net are fake. You don't, none of you know how much money Megan the Stein is. Not Narius Hole. You know how much money Clay Thompson has because it has to be public information what NBA players make because of the salary cap. It has to be public information. Those athletes are some of the only celebrities that we actually know how much money they make, and that's just from their day job. We're not talking endorsements and shit like that. So the whole money conversation, it's like, and also when you're talking about he's richer than her and we're talking about millionaires, it's like, does it fucking matter? The girl has money. Okay. She's got money, she stays booked and busy. That girl, keep a job. Megan keep Megan, keep a job, Pete. Okay. She stays employed, right? She's got a whole life of her own, a whole musical catalog, a Grammy, bitch, which she doesn't deserve a Grammy. You know what the difference between Megan the Stein and you is? She has one. The deserving, a I do I think she deserves it? Hell yeah. But the deserving doesn't matter. The difference between the difference between Megan the Stalin and yo ass is she has one. Yes. Please. Megan the Stein wasn't needing for shit. She wants love. She wants monogamy. She clearly wants to be wifey down. That's why she was making fried fish and fucking spaghetti for this fucking toad. I can't. She clearly wants a monogamous relationship and he was calling her by his last name, bitch. So I'm confused. I'm confused. If you don't want her, leave her alone. And guess what? If you get with her and decide you don't want her anymore, leave her alone then. Be man enough to break up with a woman when you don't want her. But to cheat, cheating is such little dick energy. I actually cannot. Cheating is a sign of emotional immaturity. It is a sign of being unable to have tough conversations. It is a sign of being able to. You want your cake. You want to have your cake and eat it too. You're greedy. It's greed. And the fact doing that to another person, a person that you know loves you and leans on you and trusts you is evil. I don't care who you're doing it to. I think it's evil when women do it, Diana Roussini. I think it's evil when men do it, Clay Thompson. I think cheating is disgusting. And on top of that, you aren't children. You know, this isn't college. You aren't like, we can't just, but Klay's been through shit. Like he misses grandma for real. Like, no, because when your frontal lobe is developing and you're 25 plus years old, it is your responsibility to deal with your own trauma. We all got trauma. Shit, I got trauma, but it's your job to, you know, if you want to make mistakes and you're young, but you need to figure that shit the fuck out. You can't be in your late 30s playing with people's lives and feelings like that. It's ugly. And I think young people who look at the situation and young men, I hope that it's just an internet narrative that these young men think that that shit and what Clay did is cool and that Megan deserves it for any reason. I hope, I hope that that is not the true narrative in real life. And that there are young boys and men that are emotionally mature and aware enough to know that if you don't want to be with a person, you should leave them. And cheating is never, is never okay. It is never okay. There's no need to do that to another person, especially not when you know they have been through that Megan has lost immediate family in the last few years. Okay. She had experienced her situation with Tori Lane. She has been through a lot. And so to allow that person to open up to you and open up to you and then to tear their heart open like that, I don't care what the situation is or what the two sides to the story is, that's not okay or acceptable. And that's why I have a safe space for that situation. Wow, I'm reading the chat. That is so funny. I um, and then I also want to reiterate I don't understand why hateful men, like men who don't like women, think that my page is a comfortable place for them. But I just want to make another reminder that hoops for hotties is for the girls, the gays, and the they's. Okay? And if you are a straight man that finds your way to hoops for hotties, we will welcome you so long as you know how to behave. My page don't gotta be for everybody, okay? I know who I'm for and I know who I'm not for. I hateful man, go like watch Joe Budden or something. Go like suck Stephen Abe Smith's dick, go do something else. This platform, not for you, baby. Get the fuck out. I don't like you, I don't want you here, I'm grossed out by you. Like, there are plenty of sports pages for you to go suck Clay Thompson's dick on. This here ain't one of them. Thank you. All right. Now, um, we are going to last thing I've gotta say on the clay and vegan thing, because I like talking about that just I don't know if y'all saw, I didn't make a video about this yet. Um, Clay Thompson had a cheating diary. My head. Um, Klay Thompson had a cheating diary where he would brag about cheating on women, allegedly. Allegedly, his ex-girlfriend sent these photos of his journal to a blogger. Um, and I'm going to show these to you guys now. In 2019, Klay Thompson's ex-girlfriend allegedly, allegedly sent photos of his cheating diary to a blogger. Okay. It looks like this. Um he was writing in a notebook. I don't know what Klay Thompson's handwriting looks like. If anybody has an autograph from uh um from Klay Thompson, that could probably help identify this actually. But in this cheating diary, he would put the date and the city that he was in. Obviously, NBA players travel a lot, and he would write about what he's hoping to do in that city. Um, this one says, ah yes, lifestyle on and off the court, particularly my sex life, the most savage sectors of my lifestyle, promiscuous promiscuousness, womanizing, misogynistic, self-centered, insecure addict. Is that what I am right now? I hope not, but I keep writing about it. Maybe because my experiences are so euphoric and exciting. Women at my fingertips in so many nation cities nationwide. I do it on the regular. Lastly, we are all very well compensated for our talent, productivity, and professionalism. This lifestyle I'm currently living is about to lose some of its energetic input. That energy will go towards bettering my business acumen and other interests as well as exercising my mind. Oh yes. Okay, roughly 2 45 a.m. I think that this says, I can't tell if this says 4-4 2018 or 4-9 2018, but it says, about to attempt a can I say this word on here? I'm just gonna say it. Fuck it. If they I'll bleep it on YouTube or whatever later, but it says about to attempt a blowjob from Ophelia Bledsoe of Indianapolis. Wish me luck! It all caps with an exclamation point, and wish me luck is underlined, double underlined. Um, okay, next page. Oh my god, this is fucking insane, guys. This this one's bad. Already on the okay, this is Portland, Oregon, 213-18. Already on the brink of all-star break in the midst of winter. I can't believe it! Oh caps, exclamation point. So much to look forward to this upcoming weekend, and it can be overwhelming. I do not know what to look forward to most. Is it the potential purse? Is it the potential? Is it my potential purse with a dollar sign from the three point or the potential debaucherous activities that follow? A belief a belief of work and play. Oh, a balance of work and play must be struck this weekend. I want my best performers, a balance of work and play must be struck this weekend. I want my best performances while living my best life. How do I attain this elusive balance? There must be sacrifices! All caps. No matter how big or little hoop first and foremost. Ho. H O E. It's all caps, H dot O dot E dot. Hoop over everything. How do I attain this elusive balance? Hoop first and foremost. Ho, HOE. Hoop over everything. I'm hoeing this weekend. For sure. Smiley face. Girl, what? You couldn't have even dreamt this up. All-Star Weekend 2018 is being held in the beautiful city of Angels, in a building I was so lucky to frequent as as Natasla. Sorry, I cannot read his writing. You couldn't have dreamt this up. All-Star Weekend 2018 is being held at the beautiful. What? You couldn't have my god, fuck, Clay. You couldn't have even dreamt this up. All-Star Weekend 2018 is being held in the beautiful city of Angels, in a building I was so lucky to frequent as an adolescent. In parentheses, Staples Center. That's some serial killer shit, Clay. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. Um, we're gonna move on. So, for our hot girl lesson of the day, we are going to be talking about the in the NFL draft. I was gonna say NBA. But for hot girl lesson of the day, we are going to be talking about the NFL draft. And I'm gonna be doing a little bit of recap. The girls were so mad at me they didn't get a draft recap or a fit recap. I'm gonna start with the fits. No one looked a mess, really. I didn't think anybody really looked a mess. I thought that the, I thought that the guys actually looked really good. There was like a Reese's PCs jacket that I assume he got paid a lot of money for. So I feel you, brother. I feel you, brother. Get your coin. Um, but I thought everyone actually looked really nice. Like I didn't really have anything to say about the outfits. I was like, good on you. Good on you, brothers. So yeah, that fashion was actually really good. I think, you know, these players just have so much money now coming out of college and so much access like to the internet and Pinterest and shit, and know what's cool to what's not cool. It it's kind of sad because it does take a little bit of individuality out of fashion, but everybody looked nice and put together and like they had money. And I'm like good for you. I the walkout songs, they were walkout songs. I didn't know that was a thing. Um, but the best walkout song to me, the the two that are tied are the guy who did the gospel song. That was, I mean, beautiful. That that's some shit my mom would want me to do for sure. And the love me, the me, love me, the me. He was aura farming like fuck, like I get it. You want edits to that song, you got it, brother. But that that might have been my favorite walkout song because who would even think of that? Like, I guess Gen Z. This is Gen Z. Like, they're so TikTok coded. Um, anyways. Um, I also want to talk about, as far as the NFL draft is concerned, the Makai Lemon phone call. Um, this was definitely the most chaotic moment of the draft. And if you didn't see it, I'm about to show it to you. But this is the story that everyone is talking about. Makai Lemon was sitting in the green room at the NFL draft, which basically means he was waiting to be drafted. Okay, he was waiting for his turn to be drafted and to like walk out on the stage and to get his hat and have the whole little moment. He was on the phone with the Pittsburgh Steelers GM, Omar Khan. The Steelers were planning to pick him at number 21. They had called him ahead of time just to let him know. Then someone from his camp came running in and said, This is Philly. They just traded for you. Philly is taking you right now. I'm gonna show you the moment. Very awkward to be on the phone think you're getting drafted to one team, and then like you don't, and I don't know. I mean, that's fun. I I I would like being in Philly. Like, I mean, it's drama as fuck, but who cares? You're gonna draft to the NFL, right? Um, the Eagles had secretly struck a deal with the Dallas Cowboys, their division rivals, moving up from number 23 to number 20 to steal Lemon from the Steelers. The Eagles had so much trouble le The Eagles had so much trouble reaching Lemon because he was already on the phone with Pittsburgh. NFL network captured the whole thing on camera. Lemon is sitting there on the phone with the Steelers, visibly confused, asking out loud, why is Philly calling me? The aftermath is that the Steelers GM had to publicly apologize, saying that the team had no ill intent. And the NFL has opened a review into whether Pittsburgh violated rules about by calling a prospect before they were on the clock. So they just called him a little bit early. Awkward. Awkward. Yeah, um they they beat, you know, they felt a little bit too confident. They thought they they thought they captured a baddie and then somebody swooped in and treated her better, was willing to do more for her. It's just that that's just the way life goes, you feel me? Next, um, so it seems to be that AJ Brown is officially going to leave, right? Oh, somebody said in the chat that he never understood that they never understood why people try to act like hard and too cool for school while they're at the draft. And I completely agree with that, except for we're talking about college football players. I don't know if it's because I went to Georgia, but these men, like, they could go to the club and the best song in the world comes on and they still on the wall, like I like release men from the shackles of nonchalantness, like you're getting drafted to the NFL. Let's get some, let's get some emotion. I will say that one family got torn up, y'all. One player was sitting with his family, he gets drafted. I will say the entire family was wearing white. His mom was wearing a white dress. You tell me if you think this is weird or not. Um, wearing a bridal dress to your son's NFL draft. Do you guys think that that's weird? Because I I know what I think. I definitely think, you know, mom, uh what are we? What are we doing? Like, mm-mm. Absolutely not. Uh the whole family was in white. I the family even having a dress code like that for the draft. I don't yeah, I get the vibe. I just think that's a little far. It's so boy moms are never beating the allegations. They're never beating the allegations.

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Ever.

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The NFL draft is just like boy moms on display. People are shocked that that happened. Yes, it happened, and the family, when he got drafted, screamed like Jesus came back. And everybody was like, somebody get this man a lawyer and a financial advisor yesterday. Cause, but I also think that that that comment I didn't like because something about it feels very anti-black. So I don't know how to feel about the whole thing. I'ma just, you know, mama shouldn't have been in a white dress. I think that's really absolutely not. Um, it seems that AJ Brown is definitely going to get traded. Um, he didn't report for the voluntary offseason workouts on Monday, but that doesn't mean shit to me because they're voluntary. Like who who fucking cares if he doesn't show up? Um, but based on the draft, it seems like that they're they're going to, you know, AJ's AJ's gone. The Rams made what everyone called the worst pick of the night when they selected Ty Simpson with the 13th pick. He was a player that was not expected to go before the end of the first round, let alone in the top half of the draft. Almost every analyst gave it an F. Sean McVeigh's reaction became its own story, and the 49ers GM was photographed visibly reacting to the pick. McVeigh called him to demand an explanation, and the Rams are trying to win a Super Bowl now with Matthew Stafford. They use their first pick in years on a quarterback who won't play for years. Nobody can explain it. Let me explain this in a way that the Hawk girls understand, okay? Let me think about this first. Um okay. I got an analogy. This is literally how me making my videos works, by the way. Um, this is how I'm gonna explain this. So, the Rams are like a girly who already has everything she could possibly want in her closet, okay? She has an incredible wardrobe, right? Um, and instead of getting ready for summer, right? Which is she has a lot of beautiful summer pieces, but she just needs a good pair of denim shorts. Okay, it's summer, it's getting hot outside. She just needs a good pair of denim shorts. She's had her eye on a pair for a while. Like it's it's been her first, it's her first summer in years where she can really splurge on denim shorts that she can keep for the long haul. So she's really excited about going to the mall and going shopping. When she gets to the mall, she gets distracted by a fur coat. Okay, she gets distracted by a fur coat. Baby, it's May. All right, it's May. What what why are you looking at a fur coat? All right, you need a pair of denim shorts so that you can add it to your already so fruitful wardrobe now. Okay, we need shorts for now. It's hot as fuck. You live in Miami, it's 95 degrees, baby. You need some shorts, but you're looking at a fur coat. She spends her entire paycheck that she has been, she's been saving up to get these denim shorts. She spends it all, below all the money she got on this fur coat that she can't even wear until winter time. It's May. It's not gonna be cold enough for a fur coat until at least January, right? And the coat ain't even on sale. So, you know, maybe fine if it's the third or fourth round, aka if this coat is on sale, sure. Get yourself a fur coat to get prepared for the winter. But this is a mink. Pita's gonna be mad, everybody gonna be upset. You now you don't have any shorts to go with all of these beautiful tops you have in your closet because you were distracted by a fur coat because you were like, but that would be so good for me to wear in the winter. Like, but baby, it's not winter. It's not winter, it's summer. And you paid full price for a fur coat that you can't even wear yet. That's what happened with the Rams. I mean, woo! When I do that, it just really gets me. Like, that was just such a the wow, that analogy, it just really ate. Uh hold on. I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna give you one more. I'm gonna give you one more. It's kind of like you're a man in a relationship with a bad bitch. She's got everything you could possibly need. She's so wifey material, you know what I'm saying? But last year, you didn't have the money to buy the ring she wanted. So you didn't want to propose last year. You were almost there, but you're just like, I want to get her what she wants. The timing has to be right. You know what I'm saying? We're getting to that age where it's it's time to get married. It's like she's giving you an ultimatum, it's like marriage or bust. You're like, okay, it's time, you're ready to get married. Like, yes, it's like, oh, it's time for the ring. This year, I'm getting her the ring. And instead of buying your beautiful girlfriend a ring, you go buy a fucking PlayStation. You go by a fucking PlayStation with a new TV, a headset, a controller, the fucking streaming bullshit, and you're like, I'm gonna be a streamer. And I might not be a streamer today, but I'm gonna practice and practice and practice because I'm gonna be a streamer next year. And then I'm gonna have, I'm gonna have all the money in the world to buy rings. But you're but you're in a relationship now. You're in a relationship now. You you you haven't had this type of money in years. You were supposed to be spinning that on a ring for your girlfriend that you're already, that you have now, that you already know is why people. Why the fuck are you investing in in becoming a video game streamer when that might not even work out for you for the next few years? If it does. Thank you. Thank you. Yes, so that's what the fuck they did. I think it was stupid as hell. But honestly, I think that this was like their way of protecting themselves and not protecting their team. Like, they're like, I we have to have a quarterback for when Matthew is gone. So sorry. Sorry to you. But I thought the Rams were gonna win the Super Bowl last year. They can what player were they gonna draft that was gonna help them that much this year? You know what I'm saying? Like, I mean, it was stupid. It was stupid. Let me not, let me not. I I don't know, I don't know, but enjoy LA. Ty. And then obviously Mike Vrabel missing day three of the draft to go to counseling for his addiction to booty. And the New England Patriots fully support Mike Vrabel's decision to prioritize his family first as well as his own well-being. And that's it. Um, yeah, yeah. Um, yeah, good for Mike. Um, now let me check and see if I have any voice memos from you guys, the audience, because this is usually the part of the show where I take calls from you guys. I've got my handy dandy little phone. And if you guys want to call me, my six my phone number is 678-879-5279. I will answer any question you have right here on live stream. But if you take too long and nobody calls me, we're moving on. Let me see if I have any missed. I have hella missed calls from you guys. Holy shit. Do I have any messages? Oh god, it's the voice of a man. I'm scared. I'm scared. That voice sounded very male. Oh my god. He starts talking crazy. I'm cutting it off.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:39

Hey, good afternoon, Mariah Rose. This is KSAP. Um of the Simply Ball dropping podcast. Hey, I left you a I left you a DM on your Instagram. Trying to link up and see if you'd be interested in someone on a podcast. Actually, I did a video.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:00

That's a businessman right there, but unfortunately, sir, I cannot listen to that right now.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:04

Like Hey Mariah, girl. I gotta start by saying how much I love for hotties. Oh my gosh, girl. You've been coming through with all the tea, and I am here for it a thousand percent. I'd be getting all the tea from you, and then I'd be going to my man, and we'd be kinkying about it. Don't even get me started. But, anyways, I came on here because I need an update from you on the Patriots coach and the NFL reporter, girl. There has been so much that has happened since you first reported on it, and I need to hear your thoughts and opinions on it. So, yes, please, girl, come through with it. Thank you. Much love from Seattle. Bye, girl.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:48

Hey girl, thanks for calling from Seattle. See, this is for all the people who said nobody cares and wants to know anything more about that Mike Raybell situation because people clearly want to know. So I already talked about it at the beginning of the show, but to answer your beautiful question, I think cheating is wrong. I think cheating on your partner is wrong, especially when you're married. I think things can be complicated though. I don't want to judge anybody too harshly, but unfortunately, making playlists for somebody at your work so that they can play them at work and lying in your resignation letter just the whole thing makes it look messy. And I think what Diana did is bad for women in sports. And I I typically agree with, you know, women, we always get the short end of the stick, etc. etc. etc. But unfortunately, you were an insider and your job is to get inside information. And for you to, I can make a really bad and horrible pun, like right here, but I'm not gonna, but for you to allow a man to get in between you and getting your job done, or you know, allow a man to make you a lot better at your job, child, um, is damaging to the reputation of all women in sports. And so I I don't I don't like when people do that and abuse roles and opportunities because when you fuck up that opportunity, you fuck it up for the next woman too. So I think that she's I think that she's dead wrong. Oh, I just got another one.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:09

Hey uh I'm leaving a voice message right now. I was just in the uh live stream, and I was just wondering like, on a deal of one to ten, how matter you at a four-time NBA champion, five uh time all-star selection, uh two-time Olympic gold medalist, and uh multimillionaire Clay Thompson. Uh she's all negative Italian. Alright, thank you.

SPEAKER_01 1:14:34

Okay, give me one second, guys. Um, so yes, okay. Kindle, um, yes, I looked your number up on Cash App. I assumed you'd be in there because I mean I just assumed. Um Kindle, nice to meet ya. Welcome to the welcome to the chat, brother. Um I don't know how many times you recorded that. Congratulations. Very well spoken. I hope Clay chooses you. Well, you see, when somebody acts up in the in the voicemails like that, it'd be making me and y'all could ask me anything. And I've been getting a lot of I've been getting a lot of questions, you know, uh, all week about different shit. Y'all could ask me anything on here, and you get on here and you play. Um, all right. Uh shh. Last segment we have for the day is film study. This has been a long episode. Jesus. I feel like I've been talking to you guys forever. It's been almost an hour and a half. Um, last segment we're gonna do is film study. Um, basically, I wanted to show Paige Becker's setting the record straight about her relationship with AZ Fud because, not because I want to be a dead horse. Everyone gets so mad at me. They're like, stop talking about it, stop talking about it. Guys, I only do the show once a week, so I gotta talk about what happened during the week. Um, I was so oh, um, somebody asked what the number is again. I think it's 678-879. Hold on, it's in the chat somewhere. 678-879-5279 is my number. If you want to call me, um, I will answer any of your voice memos and answer your calls next week. I'm live every Thursday. But for film review, I want to talk about Paige Beckers and her response to her relationship with AZ Fudd. I think Paige is such a smart, smart cookie. And I love the way she handled this, and I think that this is a media masterclass and a PR masterclass of taking your own narrative and not allowing the press to create a narrative for you. I don't want to be the head horse. People get upset, they're like, you keep talking about this, but it happened during the week, and I do the show every Thursday, so I didn't get to talk about it earlier. I think that the way that Paige handled this, especially saying it right off the dome, was so like mature. And I think the way she stood up for AZ is really beautiful, and I think now it just sets a precedent that don't ask me shit about it else. And I really like the way she handled this, so I'm going to show it to you guys. I think that Paige handled that. The beginning part is what made it so good because she addressed the elephant in the room directly. I want to address this, and and she addressed what will happen if she's asked further questions about it. I will refer to this moment, or I will deflect and talk about my teammates instead. She addressed, okay, here is what I'm going to be talking about, me and Aisy, and here is what's going to happen if you ask me about it again.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:37

There is something that I wanted to address, and I only plan on addressing it once. So if we continue to get asked about it, we will refer to this moment in time or we will use this time to deflect and talk about our teammates. Um quite frankly, I believe me and Azy's personal relationship is nobody's business but our own. But and what we choose to share is completely up to us. But as media members, I understand you guys have a job to do, and you guys have to ask questions about the basketball aspect of it. So that's what I will be addressing today. Me and AZ have always been the most professional. Um we've always conducted ourselves as such, and we've never let anything that happens off the court carry onto the court. Um that's what we continue to do. And I'm not entirely sure if this is new to media members, to social media, to new people who are watching the WMWA, um, or women's basketball in general.

SPEAKER_01 1:18:33

But me and She said me and Azy aren't new to this. We've been together and playing together, mother. We're not new to this, we true to this. Yes, stay the fuck out of our business.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:44

Professionals, right teammates, great leaders, great leaders, the hardest workers, um, and continue to show up and do our job and help the Dallas Wings win a basketball game. Um, to add on to that, AZ FUD was a number one draft pick because she earned it and it had nothing to do with me and everything to do with who she is as a human being, who she is as a basketball player, her resilience, her strength, um, and her career best year at UConn. Um so AZ is her great individual person, her own great individual person, and she should be celebrated as such. And now that we got that out of the way, I would love to talk basketball.

SPEAKER_01 1:19:24

Now that's how you now that's how you control a room, Paige. Now that's how you own a room, now that's how you own a narrative, Miss Paige. Yes, chewed that the fuck up. I'm so proud of her. And that's exactly what I was saying. Obviously, she and she acknowledged that they've shared, they've shared their relationship publicly, but what they choose to share is what they choose to share. And what they don't choose to share, don't ask me about it. The media does have every right to ask about things that they haven't, you know, that hasn't been that haven't been answered. That's their job. But Paige seemed to answer all the questions right there. And now we can move on to the WNBA season. I believe they have their first game together tonight, a preseason game against the fever, I believe. Um, so shout out to them. Wow. Um, that's all I had for this week. I say that's all after speaking for an hour and a half. Thank you guys so much for watching. I love you all very dearly, besides the men who burste all up in my comments. Big speaking of the Megan thing. Um, I do want to say before I go, you guys, I have gotten some interesting comments over the week, and I do want to say you guys know one thing about this page. I'm for the girls, the gays, and the they's. You know my heart. I am a good person, and I am gonna, you know, keep it cute regarding like anything. But that being said, I am very clear about where my values stand on this page. That is all. If you are watching on YouTube, be sure to subscribe to the Hoops for Hoddies YouTube channel. And if you are watching me on TikTok, make sure you're following Hoops for Hoddies on TikTok so you can keep up to date on our next lives. And if you are listening on audio, please be sure to leave a five star review or, you know, less than five stars, but leave a review, bitch. If you don't like it, I need to know what I'm doing wrong. Shit. Thank you so much for watching. Love you down. Bye.