Ep-59: The Airplane Episode | 20 Topics in 20 Minutes

Welcome back, Demon Babies! Fresh off a trip to Hawaii, your hosts are unpacking everything about airplanes. From TSA stress and baggage claim drama to eating on the plane, drinking at altitude, taking your shoes off, and surviving the airplane bathroom experience. Nothing is off limits. And yes… all in 20 topics in 20 minutes.

Expect hot takes, travel chaos, unspoken airplane rules, and a full breakdown of the behaviors that should absolutely be banned at 30,000 feet.

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Welcome to another episode of the Demon Babie Podcast, where we do 20 topics in 20 minutes. It's really just one topic, but we break it down into 20 subtopics. Mini segments, mini segments, some might call it, um, demon of Hollywood. Sitting here with the Babie Babie. Babie Babiest Babie. I could be blonder. True? Yeah. You've been blonder. Should I be blonder again? No, I like it. Alright, I'll leave it. And this is the airplane episode. What a drumroll. I could've hit a drumroll. I think we have it. Wow. This is the airplane episode. We're going to be talking everything airplane, airport, and everything in between. Airline. You heard it here first. Welcome to the airplane episode. How are you? Good. We just got back from Hawaii. Speaking of airplanes, speaking of long flight, my arms are tired. Why is that fight so long? It's the flight back was not hard. The flight there was despicable for some reason. My body. Yeah, just all my joints were trying to touch each other or something. Like my elbow was trying to touch my wrist and everything was shrinking in. Yeah, it was weird. The whole world was coming in on me. Yeah. Yeah. It was a tough flight there, but once you're there, you really can't complain. No, you can't. It's Hawaii. It's Hawaii. Hawaii. It was a great trip. Yeah. Did you have a good trip? How have you been? How have I been? I've been great. Shark dove? Shark dove. Scared the shit out of you. Yeah, I had a full panic attack in the water. I've never seen you that scared. Yeah. That was impressive. The waves scared me. The waves scared you. The sharks, the sharks weren't. You were too busy to be scared of the waves to worry about the sharks. That's so true. You were so panicking. I'm like, just breathe slow. I'm gonna get swept away right now. And you're like, I'm like, the sharks might even save me, honestly. Those little puppies down there, they'll save me, but this wave right here, gonna fucking drown me. Yeah, I've never seen you that scared. I don't like big waves. They weren't that big. They were huge! What are you talking about? I'm sorry. We were in different oceans. Different oceans, huh? Listen to the last episode. Last episode, you'll hear my opinions. Well. First topic. TSA. TSA. TSA. I don't even know what TSA stands for. Totally strict assholes. Nice. Yeah. Wow. Never seen a good looking TSA agent in my life. Yeah. There's other jobs. You've seen at least one good person. One hot person. Where are all the hot people? There's not one good looking TSA member. But you were never promised a hot TSA member. Promise? No, hope, at least. Why? If they're gonna touch you that much. They're not touching me that much. What's happening to you? I get touched a lot by TSA. TSA loves to pull you aside. That's true. You're like their number one, um, suspect. I don't remember that last time I wasn't pulled aside. I I was gonna say you didn't on the way there, but I think you still got pat down. I got pat down extra. But your bag didn't. Bag didn't. That was a win. And then I got pulled aside on the way back home and fully pat down, wiener touched, and everything. Yeah. You get pat down. Because I'm so good looking and they're so ugly. I swear you're flagged. I think you're flagged. I'm flagged. Flagged! I don't think so. I, it's weird how I've never been, since Japan. Yeah So yeah, I'm good. You're not. You need to like do some TSA pretext shit or something. I get on the good list I don't know. You're definitely on the naughty list. I am definitely on the TSA naughty list. Yeah, so I hate TSA They're all ugly. All right, and they're gonna hear this and keep patting me down Yeah, they might uh, I got nothing on me. They might abuse you for talking shit on them. Well, fuck them All right next topic the body scanner I think the body scanner. It's weird that doesn't show like implants and stuff Well, it's not x ray because it doesn't show my metal either. Yes. So what is it? I think it's metal on the outside So like our bracelets pull up like it's a low level x ray and i've heard moisture makes it go off too That would make sense because it said last time that I like went off on the side of my rib cage And I wasn't wearing a bra sweating Nervous sweat through tsa. Yes. Yeah, and I was like, I don't have anything metal I was in leggings on a sports bra. I don't go through tsa anymore too many sweats. Yeah Uh, yeah the body scanner. I prefer the x ray over body scanner Severely Like a real, like, x ray in the doctor's office? No, no, no, like, x ray going through the airport. X style x ray. Like in the bang bang like the one you would just walk through and then it goes off. Yeah, what do you mean? Yes, literally that x ray. What do you mean? Yeah, that's x ray. Yeah, it is. It's a metal detector. It's a metal detector. It's not x ray Okay, it's a metal detector the normal metal detector the normal metal detector. Yeah, I like that one too. It makes more sense Way easier. I like the wand They don't try and touch you. They try and touch you way more now with the body scanner. Yeah, the body scanner is for creeps. I don't know why they try and feel you up. Could you imagine getting a job with TSA? That would suck. Yeah. I mean, I get it. Maybe you need it. It's probably a pretty easy job to get, but it's got to be a fucking lame job. I feel like your boss is mean to you. Upper management has to just be horrible. Horrible. Yeah, it seems terrible. No, literally upper management. TSA upper management. You sold soul to be a dick and get up there, for sure. To be a dick for a living is a weird thing. Never, I mean, especially if you deal with upper PSA people, they are insane. Power trip. Power trip insanity. Every country too, it's not America specific. No, no, no, everywhere. You go higher up that pole, you just go crazier and crazier. Yeah, yeah. Alright, next topic. More fun topic. Airport bar. Oh, airport bars are the best. You gotta hit the airport bar on your way out, wherever you're going. What drinks are allowed? Champagne's allowed, beer's allowed. Bloody Mary's are allowed. Mimosa's allowed. Mimosa's are allowed. In the morning. No, all day, because you don't know what time of day somebody's coming from. Mimosa? Before noon I'll say. Yeah. Bloody Mary same, I'll go two o'clock actually. Yeah I agree with that. I'll allow Bloody Mary until two o'clock. Yeah, I say champagne all day. Champagne all day is fine. Red wine if it's night. Mm hmm. Yeah, I think pretty much everything's fair game at the airport. You have a chat with people I like some of the airport bar chat gets real fun. Yeah, real silly. Where you going? Where you going? It's like the reverse of prison. Why are you here? Hey, what are you doing? Yeah, what'd you do? What are you in for? Yeah, it's quite opposite. Oh, how free are you this week? Yeah. Mm hmm. No, very fun. How much freedom do you have? Yeah, I love an airport bar. I do too. Highly recommend. Highly recommend. It's always a fun experience. Um, ooh, yeah, red wine at night, too. Yeah. Red eye. Mm hmm. I like it. Next topic. While we're on the topic, red eye flights. Awful. They're tough. They're really hard. They're tough. I bet they're fine if you have like one of those first class lay flat seats But we don't have that. If you do first class lay flat, I imagine it's whatever. Yeah, you got a pretty decent room to lay down Let's do the classic LA to New York flight. Yeah, six hours, seven hours, six, seven, six If you're in a lay flat and you can sleep I think that's fine. Yeah. A normal sitting up seat though. Mm hmm. I cannot sleep. No. Hell. You cannot. I usually can but on the Hawaii flights I couldn't because they were too daytime. Too daytime? And I mean like I think daytime flight is better than red eye Because red eye, I don't sleep So then I'm just running and gunning for 24 hours because once I land, feet are, boots are on the ground. Yeah. I'm doing stuff right out of the plane. Yeah, so And I'm just up for 24 hours and I feel like a coke head. Yeah, which you know, you're not. No, you could be. That day you feel like one. You feel like one for sure. At least you don't feel like a crackhead. That's true. That's probably Way worse. That's if you go two days without sleeping. True. That's the extra, that's the 48 hour. Yeah. All right, next topic. Boarding groups. I don't really have a problem with that. I either want to be first or last. I kind of agree. Middle group is weird. Middle sucks. End of middle is the worst because then all the baggage overhead is taken. Yeah. And you're just like, I gotta go five rows back to fucking drop my bag off. I can't get it immediately once we're deboarding, cause I have to wait for everyone to get off, then I can go back. Hell, this is my level of hell. I have to go back, get the, wait for the slowest people. In the back of the plane. Oh God, it's the worst. Boarding groups, I used to just go, Whatever, I was like, boarding group two, I'm like, I'm six, whatever. I'm sneaking off. I'm just going. Oh, I didn't know. Blah, blah, blah. Now they really Crack down. They'll send you back now. Yeah, cause you did that so much that they had to. Yeah, I'm what they call a bad person. Yeah, you ruined a good thing. I ruined a good thing. I ruined Being bad, I ruined a good thing. Yeah. Alright, next topic. Sleeping on planes. You can do it. I'm a master. I remember when we flew to Italy, which was 12 hours. We were both under the weather. We double dosed NyQuil. Yep. Don't do it kids. Uh, I don't care. Uh, we double dosed NyQuil and I passed out. You fell asleep literally on the ascent. Yep. And woke up on the descent. It was amazing. It was the most impressive human feat I've ever seen. Yeah, I woke up once because you were moving around. Who cares about that guy who Climb Taipei 101. You slept 12 hours ascending the descending row 48 window seat, window seat, window seat, seat, elite seat. If you're sleeping, because then you can lean. You have window. Yeah. Yeah. You need to be able to do the arm rest against the window. I don't know why they don't. Yeah. I don't know why they don't. I can't imagine. That's not big of a safety issue. It's not. It's because they're probably just same one. I'm like, wow, that was crazy. You had a bug land on your lip. Yeah, you didn't even notice I didn't feel I was so locked into your story. Oh my god I don't know what I was saying. I don't know either The three and the three on each side. They're just the same so they don't make two kinds All armrests should be able to go up both sides. Plain math. Plain math. Yeah Yeah, I remember on that flight when you slept 12 hours and I was on the same dosage of double NyQuil and sick. I was having fever dreams. Noddestly, I was hallucinating that flight. It was insane. Was there like a witch on the wing of the airplane? Everybody, there's a witch on the wing of the airplane! I was like, whoa, whoa. It was like when you're falling asleep in class and like your head feels like it turns into concrete. It's like, oh, that's crazy. I felt like I was on the big waves. That was a great flight for me. I woke up, I felt so much better. No, you literally, you were healthy again. Wow. What a I'm not even sick anymore. Shout out to NyQuil. Yeah, it was fantastic. Hit me. Next topic! Window seat. The best seat. Your favorite seat. Yeah. It works out, I'll take aisle, you'll take window. It really works out when it's a two seater. Oh, I love a two seater. That's girlfriend, boyfriend, wife. Yeah, elite, elite behavior. His and hers, really. His and hers, yeah. Um. Yeah, I love it. Yeah, that's necessary. Um, yeah, aisle's good. If it's a long flight and you don't have window,'cause then you can get up and go pee whenever you need to. Crazy When the guy girl matchup and the guy takes the window seat and you can tell the girl wants a window seat. Yeah. Some guys are real assholes and don't care what their girlfriends want, but it's always crazy to see. Yeah. There's not gentlemen but Okay. But it is crazy. Yeah, it's crazy when men are. Literally not gentlemen. Pussies. That's pussy boy behavior. Let your girl have the window seat. Don't be a loser. Unless he's never flown before. That's the exception. Yeah, but then I'm sure she's excited for him. But that's what I'm saying. I'm saying. But you're saying she wants the window seat and you can tell. If we don't know the backstory and yeah, it could be his first flight and she still wants a window seat. There's bitches out there. That's true. Not many. Oh yeah, there's not many bitches out there. I don't know any. I don't. I don't have any in my life. Okay, good. Keep it that way. Period. Period. Next topic. Raw dog in the flight. Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's crazy. I can't listen to music on a flight. I don't get that. I just, you don't get me? No. Or listening to music? I don't get you not listening to music. I don't know why I cannot listen to just music on a flight. That's crazy. It helps you fall asleep. It's either watching movies Or rawdoggin for me. No podcast? Sometimes I'll podcast, not really. Really? Yeah, I can't. You got a special kind of mental illness for this. Uh, I got a lot of mental illness and wow is one of them. Yeah. I'm fine with rawdoggin I feel like you like doing it just to flex on people and tell people like yeah, I rawdogged that flag. I didn't listen to anything. I didn't read anything. I didn't, you don't like reading on it either. You don't draw. You don't do an activity. I hate drawing on a flag. You don't read. I will read. Never seen you read. I don't have that many books. Buy a book. It's money. It's 12. That's our first coffee of our destination. Okay, you are have enough money. You're fine. No! Maybe five years ago, fine. Not now. You can get a fucking book. I can get a book and a coffee? Yeah. Well, look at me. Look at you. La ti da. La ti da, mister. First class, 44B. Next topic. Uh, overhead bins. Fine. You prefer we checked on our last flight. What did you think? It was easier to go through the airport, for sure. I think I might be check bad guy. Oh my god, all these years, you have not let me check bags. I used to be poor, I used to not have reed because I needed coffee money. You're a checked bag guy now? I might be, it's kinda nice. Yeah, of course it's nice and you don't have to run around with all your shit. Yeah. I think it's way better if you don't have the layover, then you don't have to carry all your shit around. I would never do it with a layover. No, cause you'd lose your stuff. Direct only. Yeah. But I like it. Yeah. It is easier. It's way easier. I didn't know Yeah, it was my first time. I knew. That was my first time. I would like you to appreciate that I knew and Because you threw such a fit I chose not to check bags. You also said checking bags wasn't easy. I've also lost bags See, I think they lose a lot less bags nowadays Yeah, I also lost them on layovers. So there you go. Can't do it with a layover. No Overhead bins. I hate people that are slow with overhead bins. I hate when people open the overhead bin while we're flying. I go, that's not allowed. That's not allowed. I hate that. Don't get up there. Don't you get, that's, you're gonna drop something on somebody's head. You're too dumb to be doing that. I hate that. Yeah, I, I hate when people can't figure it out and get their stuff up. I'm like, if you can't get your stuff into the overhead bin, you don't get to bring a carry on. I'm fine if they can't physically lift their stuff, and I'm fine to help them put it up there. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. But if they are having issues with the size of their bag not really fitting in there, that I think it's rude. You should get shot in the head for. Wow. Yeah. Big statement. Well, you know. This is America, I'm sure somebody would do it. Yeah, it is America. Hello. We're shooting everyone. Apparently. Yeah. Next topic. Under seat storage. Never big enough and something I really, Fucking annoyed me on our last flight was that like the I don't know what it was But like the brackets on the seat in front of us because you were on the aisle You didn't notice this lined up super weird So I couldn't just put my backpack in front of me and then my feet were all fucked up I couldn't stretch my legs out straight 44 S, 48, 48 S, 48 K. Couldn't even put my legs out straight. I was like awkwardly all tweaked up in the middle of the four seater row. Yeah. Awful. Yeah. I, I always feel like you should put it directly under your own seat, not in front of the seat. I agree. I agree. But I guess then you're kicking other people's stuff. Oh, true. So, I guess I get that. Well, maybe if they put the brackets right, you would have room to put your own stuff in front of you and put your legs out. Better brackets, please. Yeah. I mean, just more room in general. Yeah, we don't need to be quite as tight as we are. Uh, a little bit of a layback would be great. Chairs, they don't even go back, they go Oh! Next topic, the lean back. Are you allowed to lean back? I think you're allowed to lean back, but you do have to kind of check your six on if someone's behind you. On how big they are. Yeah. If it's a big mother Maybe don't lean back. Yeah, don't lean back. Leta, you gotta have some empathy for their situation at that point. Yeah. Okay. So, here's my thing. On our last flight, nobody was behind us. So we were all, like, Not behind me behind me. There's somebody behind you. So nobody behind me. I'm like cool I'm chillin to lean back because the whole row is empty except for you. So I go to lean back and ever so slowly Over five like 10 15 minutes my seat would just sit back up. I know that was Pissing me. I noticed that as well I drove I leaned back. I leaned back because the guy behind me was laying out in all four chairs. I'm like go for it Yeah, i'm gonna lean back then I'd lean back and then I got up for like five seconds came back and my chair was all the way up and i'm like Did he push it forward? Like no, he's still laying there. Yeah, he is and then I noticed yeah, it was going up It wouldn't stay back. Yeah, it was crazy. That's why You United, fix your fucking chairs. If I have to sit in 48F, at least it should be able to stay back when it's leaned back. Have some empathy. It's still like a 400 flight. It's not cheap. Let me lean back two inches. We actually didn't pick the flight. Doesn't matter. Somebody did. Alright, next hot topic. Next topic. Choose on or off. Okay, on, unless it's really long. Then you can take them off. Hmm. But if you're gonna go walk around the plane, go to the bathroom, put them back on. Bathroom? Don't walk around the plane barefoot, that's weird. Socks, I think socks are necessary. I don't care how long the flight is, you can take your shoes off. Not if your feet are stinky. You gotta have some self awareness about odor. Yeah, if you're stinky, shoes on. Yeah. But I'm fine with shoes off even if it's a 45 minute flight. Just feel silly to take your shoes off then. That's all. Make your 45 minutes a little bit better. Maybe. And if you don't smell, you're not hurting anyone else. No, sure. I agree. Yeah. I'm fine with it as long as you don't smell. Okay. If you smell though and you take your shoes off, you're an asshole. Shooting, shot, shot in the head, shot in the head. Sorry. Hit me. Next topic. Airplane bathroom. I try to not use it. It's gross. I used to be afraid of it. Now I'm fine with it, but now it grosses me out, and I just think of it like an RV. It just feels like I'm in an old RV. Yeah. I feel like planes have really gone backwards lately. The fact that there's like no screens There used to be screens on every flight, now there's no screens again Oh, just plug in, watch a movie, easy peasy Now they're like, get rid of those But you don't need them, you got a phone You got a phone, it's like No, I wanted the screen Sometimes I want to be off my phone Yeah, um, yeah, but the bathroom situation's never really improved It's always been basically what it is And they're gross, and they're gross And I hate them There you go I think it's like a port a potty. It's like an RV. I think it's like a port a potty. I think it's like identical to an RV. Well, it's crazy. You're in a million dollar vehicle and it's like disgusting. And it's like a used RV bath. Yeah. It's really weird. Hit me. Next topic. Bringing food on a plane. I don't like it. It's so basically just now. Yeah. I really don't have much room for you. No, you can bring like a granola bar, I guess. That's fine. Like a packaged, packaged good, like something you would basically buy in like the convenience store. Yeah, that's fine. That's fine. But again, smelly. Eggs, you're gross, egg salad, sandwich, hell, diabolical, any fish, any fish, no go, the Oahu airport selling sushi was crazy, I was like sushi, our flight there a guy had hand rolls in front of us, but I didn't smell them, I didn't smell them, so I'm gonna allow it, so it's fine, but, close call, yeah, I was like ugh, ugh, I mean do you know how bad I want, yeah, A hand roll, a good hand roll on an airplane, you don't think I want that bad? Yeah. Exactly. Sounds great. Sounds great. Yeah. But I wouldn't give people that. bringing food though, because airplane food is expensive and shitty. But, like, are you really gonna bring food? I mean What are you bringing? That's the thing, like, what are you plausibly bringing? A ham sandwich? You really want that? Just kill yourself. You don't want that. Yeah, just end it. Yeah, I don't know. It's not that important. I don't know. Just wait until you get that wherever you're going. Yeah. Eat before, have a granola bar. I don't know. Yeah, eat whatever they're serving. If you're on the plane. They have snacks. Yeah, be there. Eat the snacks. Ask for an extra stroopwafel. I love stroopwafel. I tried, you wouldn't let me. I, no, you said you go get me an extra stroopwafel. No, that's not what I said. You said ask them for extra, say two. Yeah. I'm not trying to bend the rules too much. We got one from one side, we're trying to get one from the other. Work the system, she offered them and you said no. Double dip. Next topic. What can you drink on an airplane? Anything. Ginger ale is the best. Yeah. Ginger ale? Nice. Only time and place to drink ginger ale. Never had a ginger ale on the ground. No. Never will. Never will. I think it's similar, Bloody Mary's allowed, champagne's allowed. Mhm, mhm. Mhm. I don't, white wine's allowed. I don't think beer's allowed. If you're a beer guy, you're a beer guy. I don't like beer on a, I think beer on a plane is a no go. Why? Mmm, I don't, I don't know. It's food. I'm not Boggs. I'm not trying to do the Bogg challenge. There's no beer on a plane. Alright. It's food? Yeah, it's like having a sandwich. Oh, it's like having a sandwich. Yeah. I've turned around fully. Yeah. Beer on a plane. Beer on a plane. Alright, here we go. Yeah, I don't care. It just seems like it tastes terrible on a plane. You're not a beer guy. I don't care. Okay, I'm gonna be ordering you beers on our planes now. I'm not a beer guy, I don't want any. You're a beer guy now. I'm not. You're a beer guy now. No. Welcome to the beer guy club. I'm not coming in. You're in the BCC. Nope. Beer guy club. Nope. BGC. I'm in the champagne club. CC. Wow. What a CC. CC. Sorry. Next topic. Turbulence. Um, I don't care. What's the worst turbulence you've ever been in? I don't know. Memorable? No. I don't, that doesn't phase me. I got hit with lightning ones. They say that happens all the time. But we dropped like 200 feet. Yeah, see the dropping is a scary thing. Yeah, like it was crazy. Yeah, you were going through a bad storm in Canada. Can't, the Canadian storm got me. It almost got me, got me. Scary, I'm glad it didn't. Yeah. Yeah, trampolines, I don't know. It doesn't really freak me out that much. There's not much you can do. You go, if we go, we're going down, we're going down. I'm in seat 48k. Does it really matter to put the mask on myself? Is that really gonna save anything? Yeah, I mean i'm gonna put the mask on i'm not saying i'm not putting the mask on but like i'm not gonna go Save the plane. Yeah, but you could probably save the plane. I'm pretty tough. You're strong. I am strong. You are strong Give me the parachute. I'll jump Would you? No Hit me next topic mile high club Um gross Sorry, only gross Pretty much. Are the first class bathrooms nicer than the normal bathrooms? I don't know, haven't been. Me either. I wonder. Yeah, see the bathrooms are so gross. Well, sometimes first class have showers and stuff. Maybe they're not, fine then. Yeah. I think it really depends, but if you're in economy, it's a no go. Econ, it's a no go. It's a no go. It's kind of like a lot of Private jet? Oh. It's kind of like Join the mile high class. That's what I'm talking about. It's kind of like a lot, like 90 percent of things If you do it cheaply, it's so trashy and gross. But if you do the same exact thing with luxury, it's just, it's goals. Yeah, totally agree. Totally agree. Yeah, so you got to be rich to join the Mile High Club. We're going to have to do a Rich vs. Poor episode like that. Yeah. Things that are classy. Next week! Things that are classy versus things that are trashy. But it's same exact thing. Next topic! Clapping for the landing. Silly. But I get it. I allow it. Yeah, you just made a miracle happen. You just took us I don't know how many miles. You went like 400 miles an hour. Yeah. Mm hmm. Very cool. Clap for the guy. Clap for the guy. He did a good job. Yeah. Or she, we don't know. They. They did a great job. Next topic! Flight attendants. They can make or break a flight. They really They really can. They're nice. They're fun. They give you an extra Stroopwafel. I love a good vibe. And I love a good looking flight attendant. Male or female. Okay. Why, everything's about hotness with you. It is. Well, in the 80s, you used to have to be very good looking. Yeah, you did. It was part of the requirement. And then they fell off hard for a while. And now they're kind of back. They're kind of, they're kind of back. Yeah. I appreciate it. Or your standard's lower. I mean, there's like waiter jobs that you need to be good looking for out here. Hooters? Why can't we have good looking flight attendants? I think we do. Not only. Well, if you look like, um, if you, have you seen those TikToks for like the Emirates or whatever? Hmm. They're all hot. They're all really pretty. Well, yeah, they are. They go by the old rules. You have to be. You have to be pretty. Yeah, so it's more of an American issue. Yeah, because we are trying to not glorify hot people in the same way. Yeah, even though we do. I don't know why we can't. It's just not acceptable. I guess. You have to love people for who they are, not what they look like. I don't really need to love anyone, but you know. True. Mmm. Facts. Next topic! Uh, baggage claim. That, that's the one thing. Watching my mother try and grab every single bag. And you took my fucking mic over. How your mom didn't know which bag was hers was amazing. No, it's fine not knowing which one exactly is yours. No it's not! You should know which bag is yours! I think it's fine not knowing exactly which one's yours, but grabbing almost every bag. And the panic and anxiety that was sitting inside her to just, Oh, if I don't get it. When it's right in front of me, that thing's gone. Yeah, she gone. She gone. Yeah, not like it's not gonna come around again Yeah, like it's not on a merry go round. Yeah, I love the anxiety that was inside of her for that. It was crazy It was crazy. It was awesome. Yeah but um Yeah, just the time it takes to get your bags from baggage claim can sometimes drive you crazy I think the time of when there's no bags on there when bags are circulating. I'm cool I mean when you're just standing there waiting. Yeah, but oh, I thought you meant waiting for your your bag specific No, no when there's not a single bag my brain fully goes just they're all missing Well, you've never had to wait like 45 minutes somebody at your fucking bags true I have I'm just sitting there and you want to leave and your mom's throwing a fit. Mm hmm Oh my god, and then your bags don't come because they got lost Day Ruiner. I got a new topic. All right, next topic. Border Patrol. When they're cool, I love it. Yeah. I get hit with a fucking Eagle Screech of America when they're like Welcome home. I'm like, yeah, I love a good welcome home. Welcome home. But now they just do the face scan They don't even talk to you. No, they just go there and then I think you're I like the face scan though Yeah, it's easier. You're under less bias. Yeah, which I like Yeah, I agree, but the welcome home I miss a little you always love to welcome home. I never really got it All right But why don't you go to Russia? No, they might welcome me home then even though I'm not Russian We'll see, but you got a good one when we were in Italy and they loved your name. Oh, yeah, that border patrol was really nice Like wow, is it your first time here? Welcome home. You got a welcome home from them I got a welcome home from them. Like I don't live here bro. They're like you do now you do now You should look at your name. Look at your name. You're Italian as it gets. Yeah Yeah, I know hit me with the last Topic best way to leave the airport Um, And a car that's called by your hotel. Hotel car, they have a sign of your name. Yeah. You're not getting a sketchy cab in a weird country. Yeah, getting scammed out of 150 bucks. Shitty Uber. Yeah. That sucks. Smells. Smells. Yeah. Yeah, I love a hotel hotel and be like, send me a car. Send me a car, pick me up. And, if you're arriving home, hopefully your own car. Yeah. Cause that extra car ride after, if you're Diabolical. Diabolical. Cause they're always going some weird route back to your house, no matter what. And you're like, why are we going this way? Don't go that way, go left! And then they go right four times, and you're like, I literally live! The other direction. No, they take the wrong freeway. Oh my God. And you're like, I could have done this so much better. I could have done this way faster. I hate you. I would've been home in 10 minutes. It's not, I just want you to know I hate you. It's one hour away. I just want you to know I hate you. Yeah.. Um, so that's how I feel. You should get home from the airport. But we love to travel. We love it. Yeah. It's the best. Well, obviously we just had the best trip. We did have the best trip ever. Shout out to my sister. Yeah. Hawaii. Hawaii. Wahoo. I love Hawaii. I love shark diving. Yeah. I want to do it again. You can do it again. That's going to be crazy when you don't come with. I'll do it right along. I don't like the waves. They freak me out. I don't like hanging on the side of the boat. If I could have just swam away from the boat, I would've been fine. I don't think so. Then you're in open ocean with the waves. The boat was freaking me out. I didn't like having to hang on the edge of the boat. I didn't like it. I didn't like it! Maybe you'll go next time. We'll see. Alright. Well, that was the episode. The airplane episode. Everyone's done it. Nobody really likes it. Not everybody's done it. If you haven't done it, catch a flight. Catch air. Catch air. Get some hang time. Don't join the mile high club unless you're rich. Unless you're in first class or private. Yep. And, uh, let us know what you want to hear us talk about next week. And don't bring your own food. Yeah, are we just saying everything? I don't know. Recap. No. No recap. Let us know what you want to hear us talk about next week. Like. Subscribe. Comment. Comment. That's the show. Alright. That's Demon Babie. Demon Babie. Babie. Bye! Bye.