Ep-61: The Winter Olympics Episode | 20 Topics in 20 Minutes

Welcome back, Demon Babies! It’s Winter Olympics season, which means your hosts are breaking down everything from the sports we pretend to understand to the ones that feel genuinely unhinged. Figure skating drama, snowboarding legends, speed skating stress, and the athletes who somehow make falling look intentional. And yes… all in 20 topics in 20 minutes.

Expect hot takes, Olympic chaos, national pride we did not earn, questionable judging opinions, and a full breakdown of why the Winter Olympics are elite television even when we don’t know the rules.

If you’re new here, Demon Babie is your weekly comedy podcast where we rapid-fire 20 bite-sized topics in just 20 minutes: pop culture, relationships, life spirals, and whatever else we can cram into a caffeine-fueled countdown.

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❄️ Winter Olympic sports we love and fear
❄️ Athletes that live rent free in our heads
❄️ Figure skating drama and judging chaos
❄️ Sports we only watch once every four years
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Welcome to another episode of the Demon Babie podcast. I'm Demon of Hollywood sitting here with the one and only Blond Babie gold medalist over there. And today we're talking about the big O, not the one you're thinking of. We're talking Olympics and not those ones, the winter ones, the winter ones, the most fun ones to watch. Obviously your favorite, my favorite. Yeah, for sure. You know what my favorite is? What this podcast? How are you? I'm good. How are you? Pretty good. Intro, whatever. I think it was a little better. I thought it went well. I was happy with it. Yeah. You got to play it fast and tight. That's what I'm always saying. Yeah. You love it. Fast and tight. My favorite combo. I'm good though. I had a great day. I ran around, ran errands, was productive. Finally felt like I caught up a little bit. You love a productive queen. Got a million shorts to post. So keep up on the Instagram reels. I'm literally nonstop going to be posting. There you go. Well, it does weirdly help. It helps a lot. Yeah. Um, well let's get into it. First topic. Uh, the Dolomites. The Dolomites. The Dolomites. I think one of the most well named areas in the world. I love how it sounds. Is that where the Olympics are this year? Italy in the Dolomites. Oh, Cortina's in the Dolomites. That whole area is the Dolomites. I didn't know that. Kind of like Alps is an area. I just learned something new. Dolomites. I want to go to the Dolomites. It looks beautiful. Does look nice. When they airlifted Lindsay out of there, it looked, I was like, wow, look at that. I was like, look at the view she gets to have. Not many people get that view. Okay, next topic. Lindsey Vaughn. Lindsey Vaughn. What is your take? Um, I feel bad for her. I was really hoping she'd at least make it down the mountain. That's actually crazy because imagine you bet she didn't even finish. Oh, you're so rich. You'd be so up. You'd be so, I wish I made that bet. I wish I made that bet too. I wonder how many people bet on the Olympics. I feel like it's not a big betting event, but it might be it should be most sports have a lot of betting on it So it really is vegas doing olympic betting. This is a great question. This is a great question I don't like that people are hating on lindsey vonn. I'm like let her live. Oh my god I saw people in the comments going crazy like and this is why You shouldn't have come back and taken the spot from so it's like dude She was the oldest woman ever to do it and she yeah, she earned her way back like Sorry she got an injury. Also, if I'm 41, I'm gonna be holding on to my youth just the same. She was proving a point that she could keep going. The craziest part about her accident was it was literally just that her pole hit the flag. I mean, that's still her mistake. It was her mistake, but it was a pretty She made a mistake. Yeah, it was still a small one though. It's not like her leg It was not a small one. No, but it wasn't like she landed and her leg couldn't handle the landing. True. Well No, she got she got tossed. I didn't see the other slam. I didn't see how she broke her ACL. I didn't see that one either. Yeah, so that could have been she landed wrong in touring. Well, I think that was. So you're not really holding up in the court of law right now. She was still gonna compete on the torn ACL. She did compete on the torn ACL. She did, but she didn't make it down. It wasn't the ACL's fault. That was ill provoked. She made a mistake, but it wasn't the ACL's fault. Well, I will agree it was not the ACL's fault. And that's what everyone was saying. True, it was not the ACL's fault. Yeah. However, I'm pro Lindsey Vonn. It was still her fault. Whatever. I love Lindsey Vonn. I think she's a badass. Inspiration. Never give up. Keep working hard. Keep going for your dreams. Okay, there you go. You heard it here. Until you broke. Until you break. Go for broke. Honestly, she might keep going anyways. Who knows? See her at the 2030 Winter Olympics. In France. Yeah. Mm hmm. Nice, I think. I don't know, I didn't look it up. All right. Next topic. Uh, YouTube TV, we're watching the Olympics. The worst Olympics. The broadcast. Ever. Insane. We've only watched curling. They're only showing curling. They're only showing, which I love curling. I want to watch snowboarding. They have shown almost no snow. I don't, we haven't seen any. We've only seen the long jump for skiing and big air for snowboarding and it is the worst Broadcasting ever. I don't think we've even seen all of it. Why are we not live streaming every single event? You should have every event being live streamed at all times being able to see it. What the fuck is this? There's only one Stream of replays and it's like only curling and you replay it six times Yeah, like how can we not watch a full event replay? Well, and they're not even showing the full events, too They're only showing their favorite highlights. Like they didn't show Breezy make it down the hill in first place. I'm like, how are we not showing this? I'm so upset about that. You're on first name basis with the Olympian. I love them Well, and these are the only ones I know because it's the only one that YouTube TV showing. Hey, we I Mad beef with YouTube TV. I'm pretty familiar with the mixed curling teams now. Yeah, I, I don't understand how Cory and Cory aren't married. Yeah, they should be married. Next topic, Cory and Cory. Cory and Cory the curlers. Cory and Cory the curlers. The American curlers. The curling Cory and Cory. Yeah. What about them? Not a fan. Not a fan. I don't like how they call each other Corey. I don't like how they're, they're always rubbing each other. They hugged and their faces touched and I'm like you, you almost never need your face to touch. We were talking about it. It would be so weird if your partner had a partner, like if your husband or wife Had a such a close partner Yeah, it really gets crazy when they're um figure skaters and then they have to like pretend to be in love. Yeah for their pieces Yeah, yeah, I get that especially because it's not like actors where it's like, oh we filmed this for three months And then I never saw them again. They're like I worked together with this person for 15 years. This is my lifelong partner I've never danced with anyone else. I think that's why a lot of the times that they actually are together Yeah, I mean the tension the intimacy Mm hmm Yeah, the sexual tension is crazy. It is crazy. I love it. Hit me. Next topic! Spin to win, snowboarding. How do you feel about it? I don't have a big opinion on this, but I know a lot of announcers do. Okay. They think it's boring. I get that. I mean, it is kind of less creative. At some point, I'm like, okay, it does kind of look like they're all doing the same thing. I can't tell. I don't know snowboarding enough to be able to tell. Like, Was it switch? Did they go fakie? Like, I don't know. I think unless it's a new level of spin, like the, you know, undone level. I don't even know what they're at. 2, 800. Yeah, whatever. 35 million. Unless it's not a new one, I think it should be really hit hard in the point section. I kind of get that because it's not creative. I think a grab Changing the grab. Grabs are exciting. Changing the axis of rotation should be much more important. I, a double flip would be really cool. They can do that easy. But they don't. Yeah, I would. I think creativity should get more points. Yeah, they'd never, snowboarding especially, I think figure skating, they have it locked in a little better. Oh, I think figure skating has a great scoring system. Well, we don't know because we don't understand it, but Snowboarding definitely needs to bump up the creative points, I think. Yeah. To make it more interesting to watch and to give the writers a little more freedom of what they want to do. Yeah.'cause I mean, if they're only getting points ba like the most points they can get are for the most spins they do, then why would they do anything else? Exactly. Yeah. I think it would encourage like to push the sport more. Mm-hmm. To do things other than spin to win. There you go. Next topic. Uh, hockey being so popular because of Heated Rivalry, a show we haven't watched, so we can't talk much about it, but I think we can talk enough about it. Yeah, we haven't watched Heated Rivalry, but that's just It's about, uh, hockey players being gay. Yeah, that's fine. That's it. Um, I think hockey is a fine sport, I I'm just not that into it. I just think it's funny that it's probably one of the mo which makes it a good TV show. One of the most masculine sports is now being Homosexualized? Is that a good word? It's, it's homoerotic. Homoerotic? Yeah. But now it's got such a fan base because of the homoeroticism, and I think that's hilarious because there's some of the, you know, Toughest manliest They're like Canadian Rednecks. Like, you know, they're just, They just It is homoerotic. You're wrestling each other. They're not wrestling often. I mean, usually they just beat the shit out of each other. Hot. I get it. You like a missing tooth? No, I, I don't want to deal with that. They lose a lot of teeth. Really? Yeah. Puck hits you, you're done. Toasted. And also they literally punch each other. I, I think people like the fighting too. Like the tension of the fighting I think is what people find hot. It is. It's like figure skating the tension between the two. Yeah, they're just you know, oh, yeah I get it the tension Speaking of tension hit me next topic the Olympic village and the hookup culture. I love it. I think it's so funny I can't believe more babies don't come out of the Olympic village I'm sure a lot of babies come out of the Olympic village, but I'm also surprised that you don't hear more about it They keep it pretty locked up. Yeah. They're kind of like Raya. Like, you screenshot it and you're kicked out. You're kicked out. I I wish it wasn't so locked down. They always say The NDAs are crazy. They always just go, Oh, you know, everyone's hooking up with each other. Everyone's doing everything. Orgy village. Yeah, literally, and I'm like, Okay, but like, but like, who's hooking up with who? Like, come on, tell me! Come on, guy from the 70s, drop it, drop the info now. Yeah, it's been 50 years. You can tell us who fucked who. Also, who has a better hookup village, do you think, the winter or summer? Ooh, I don't know. Winter people are cooler, but I bet summer are Hotter? Sluttier. Well, yeah, cause it's summer and it's warmer and they can run around in their sports bras and short shorts. It's a little different. Yeah. But yeah, I don't know. The vibe was probably pretty up with the winters. I'd rather go to the winter parties. Yeah, you know those people are fucking psycho. It's like that TikTok we saw that was comparing the winter and summer Olympics. No, I know, but I'm saying a winter party versus summer party. I'm agreeing. The winter party is going to be way crazier. We're winter party people. Yeah, we are. Next topic! I don't know if you'll even know what I'm talking about. Okay. The niche video game of Mario vs. Sonic Winter Olympics. I think I do know what you're talking about, and I don't know if I had it. I think I did. Mario and Sonic had a collab video game where they just did Olympic, winter, winter Olympic sports. Only winter. Only winter. Who would your character be? I would be a sonic character. I would, I mean, Sonic characters are so much cooler than Mario Characters. Yeah. So much more swagger and aura. Yeah. So character has, who would I be? Who would I be? Mm mm Oh my God. You'd be knuckles. Thank you. I mean, that means a lot. Yeah. Yeah. I really appreciate that. Yeah, thank you. You're welcome. Now who would I be? Come on. Oh, rouge. The pink one? No, she's got, she's like a bat. Oh, thank you, that's cool. She's a busty bat. Yeah, I'm down for that. I think her name's Rogue or Rouge or something like that. Okay, I like it. Whatever the word is. Yeah. You're that. Cool. I'll pull up a pic. Yeah, we'll put a pic. This is? This is Emma. And Joey. There you go. Boom. Boom. Next topic. How bad do you want to birth an Olympian? Desperately. It is my biggest hatred in my life that I am not an Olympian. I hate that I wasn't put into a sport at three and that I'm not really good at. So we got into a child. Yeah. We got to put them in a sport and make them go really hard at it. Abuse them. Yeah. Until then you don't get to quit. You're going to be an Olympian until you get and bring back a gold. Yeah, I don't want to see a bronze. Mama don't love you till you bring a gold home. Sorry. Don't come home Don't come home till you got a gold around your neck. If you don't come look I don't know. Never mind. Hit me. Next topic. Ilya Malinin. Oh The coolest nepo baby ever. The quad god. I didn't know his parents Speaking of, we're also Olympians. Yeah, ice skating. Yeah, I'm kind of worried Olympians are only gonna be from Olympians soon. I think that is gonna be because they're gonna be hyper bred into it. Yeah, that's gonna be trained into it So aggressively, but there's no way you could beat them if you're outside of it. What do you think of the backflip? I love the backflip. I think it's a little funky looking, but I stole it from a black woman. You still love it Listen, someone was going to do it eventually. You can't just not do it. I think a Japanese person actually did it first, back after. They did it first, and then she did it. No, no, I think she did it in competition first. I think she did it, and then a guy did it, and then a Japanese guy did it, and now Ilya's doing it. I don't know what the second guy you're talking about is. There is a white guy that did it. Damn white guys. What do you think of his nickname, the quad God? I think it's fun. I think it's a great nickname. Yeah, I don't know if I like him walking around in a shirt that says quad God. I think it's cunty and I like it. Yeah, I thought the nickname meant he had really strong quads like in legs. Oh, that's because you don't know a lot about figure skating. Well, okay. Yeah, but also he probably does have nice quads. He probably does. Is this you coming out as homosexual? Yeah, this is me coming out as homosexual. And your kink is quads. Yeah. Cool. I like that kink for you. I was just going crazy for it. Um, hit me. Next topic. Have we ever met? Winter Olympian and all of our escapades in the world We've met I don't think so many people but I don't think we've ever come across a winter Olympian No, we got close to Chloe Kim because your friend dated her. I never I mean, yeah, but not we have never met That's what I'm saying. Yeah close, but we never met her. So we've never I don't think in our life We've ever met a winter Olympian. Bucket list Sure, let's add it on. Let's put it on the list. Put it on the list. Show me winter Olympian If you are one, come meet us. Yeah. We'll hang out. We'll hang out. We'll go to the snow with you. We'll party. Here you go. We won't do your sport. That's for you to do. Which winter Olympian would you want to meet? Great question. Huh, I don't know, what about you? I feel like Sean White would throw a good party. He would. Yeah. Yeah, Sean White would be a good one. That's drinking Mountain Dews, baby. I feel like, I could see him out at a party we'd be at. Yeah, I could see him. Sneaking. We might have a mutual with a Sean White. Yeah, I, I, I, I would put Sean White down as Okay, but don't steal my answer, what's yours? Yes, I'm stealing your answer. No, what's yours? No. What about that, uh, other figure skater? He's not in this one. He was very funny though. Oh my god, the last one, he's so funny. What's his name? I don't know. I know he likes it in the house. Oh my god, he's cunty as fuck. Yeah, you'd love to be. I would love to meet him, that's who I want. There you go. Whoever you are, we'll put your picture and name right here. Oh my god, him. All right, there you go. Him, him, him. Next topic! Did you hear that a billionaire donated a lot of money, so all the Olympians, whether they get gold or not, are going home with a certain amount of money? Two hundred thousand dollars. Two hundred thousand dollars. I did know that. What do you think about that? I mean, I appreciate a billionaire donating to the sports. I almost wish there was a tier group, though. No. No, yeah, to, uh Incentivize them more? Yeah, why not? Yeah. Maybe, get them a little, you know, I think they get bonuses if they get, but I'm saying let's just have more fun with it. If you were the billionaire, would you just do, Oh, here's a flat rate for everyone? Or would you be like, Oh, here's a little more. If you win a little less for everyone else, a little more for you. Cause you won. Good job. I might do 200, 000. I'm a billionaire flat rate for everyone. And then No, no, no, you don't get to do My billionaire money I can do whatever I know your flat rate has to go down. No, it doesn't. Yeah, it does No, it doesn't I can do whatever I want. It's my billion. All right, that's your billion. What would you do? Not that? I'd go less and then more if you win. Oh People will like me more than you. There you go. That's what I always do Next topic. What sport would you do in the winter Olympics snowboarding? What event? You only get to pick one. Why? Because I said. It's my topic. It's my topic. I can make the rules. I would get good at halfpipe. Hmm, snowboarding halfpipe or skiing halfpipe? Snowboarding. I don't ski. I think they probably have the best sponsors. Yeah, and it looks fun. It's the one thing I really try and do when we go snowboarding. You'd be competing against Corey Kim. We'd be friends then. Or enemies. Yes. Heated rivalry. Yeah, be hot. You can make a show about us. Whoa, easy there. No, we're engaged. I can have fun. What would your sport be? I would do the same one. Copycat. Yeah, but if I was gonna switch, I would do curling. I also think I'd like the skeleton. The head first one? Head first one, yeah. That's crazy. You know. Okay. I could, I would, I don't think I could handle it. I like it. Yeah, there's not really much. It's more in the sprint. You know what I think you would be good at? What? Have you seen the snowboarding one that's like a race? It's like a slalom. There's a snowboarding slalom. I'm not that fast on a snowboard. I think you could be if you were like picking one. Oh, if I picked one for you, I'd probably do figure skating. Oh, thank you. Yeah. I mean, that's closest to anything I've ever done. So, as is, makes sense. Makes more sense. But you know, take snowboarding halfpipe from me. It's fine. I will. Bye. What, oh. Next topic. What countries are you rooting for? Sweden. Okay. Italy. It's a hard year to root for America. I'm not really rooting for us. Yeah, not this year. Sorry. Sorry guys. Politically we can't really support it. It just doesn't feel good. Feels bad. Yeah, I don't really like what we're doing So I'm going That's a good thermometer of how the country is doing. If you feel fine to root for your country in the Olympics. Yeah. Mm hmm. I'm cool to root for Canada on occasion. A little Canuck. Uh, yeah, I'll get up there sometimes, you know, I'll think about it, but not usually. Like Canada in the hockey section, I'm rooting for them. Really? Yeah, why not? Mmm, no, I think that's the only time I'll go USA. And then Sweden. Uh huh. I go Italy, you know, a little motherland situation. Yeah, I like it. All right, hit me with the L. Oh, last topic. The Olympic tattoo. I like it. Do you think, how many people do you think have it that haven't been in the Olympics? Too many. There's a definitely a stolen valor community. A hundred percent. I want to find out. Like what percentage of people that have the Olympic tattoo actually There's competed in the Olympics because you know that you know what you know There's people that like worked it or it was in their town, which I Almost wouldn't allow. If you worked it. Worked it. If it was just okay, it's coming to LA. Are you getting one? No. Exactly. So if it's in your town You worked it It was a moment in your life. Yeah. You volunteered Sure. Sure. Are you telling people you're an Olympian? No. Or are you just letting people think what they want to think? Yeah. Interesting. Yeah, weird, weird, weird thing to do if you're not actually an Olympian. Yeah. But I bet there's a lot of people that have it. If there's people that put on an army uniform and pretend to be Military? Yeah. There's a thousand percent chance people are doing Olympic tattoos that aren't Olympian. Yeah, and telling you that they're an Olympian. I think And picking some obscure sport where it's hard to fact check you. I'm surprised there's not a pro rage baiter out there getting an Olympic tattoo right now and just telling everyone they're an Olympian. I can think of a pro rage baiter that would do that if we dared him. Elijah. Yeah. I was like, hmm, let me think. Let me think about who would do that. Yeah, who gets rage bait tattoos? Yeah. That's a good one. I know, we should rage bait and tell him to do it. Yeah, I mean, that would go viral for sure. Yeah. A viral king. Alright, and here's a clip of Elijah. Getting his tattoos, Olympics full on valor tattoo. So funny. That's our episode, that's the Olympic episode. Hope you're not too cold and chilly out there, but uh I wish it was colder and chillier here in LA. You No, you don't. Yes, I do. No, you don't. Yes, I do. I hope your winter is wrapped in gold. That's Demon Baby. Bye. Bye.