Ep-75: Fist Pumps, Fake Tans & Shore House Chaos

Welcome back, Demon Babies! This week your hosts are diving into everything Jersey Shore. From GTL to fist pumps, boardwalk drama, iconic catchphrases, and the reality TV moments that somehow became part of pop culture history, we're breaking down one of the most chaotic shows ever created. And yes… all in 20 topics in 20 minutes.

But the real question is: would we have survived a summer at the Shore? We get into the drinking, the drama, the friendships, the fights, and whether getting enough followers to end up in a beach house with strangers is a dream or a nightmare. From our own chaotic moments to why Jersey Shore walked so Vanderpump Rules could run, we're breaking down what made this cast lightning in a bottle and why reality TV has been trying to recreate it ever since.

Expect hot takes, nostalgia, reality TV debates, and a full breakdown of why Jersey Shore was simultaneously ridiculous, iconic, and way more influential than people give it credit for.

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🕶️ Would we survive a summer at the Shore?
🕶️ Drinking, partying, and reality TV chaos
🕶️ Jersey Shore vs Vanderpump Rules
🕶️ The cast members we relate to most
🕶️ The fastest, funniest, most chaotic 20 minutes of your week

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SPEAKER_01 0:00

Welcome to another episode of the Demon Baby Podcast. I'm the Guido, Demon of Hollywood, aka Joy Lombardo. Sitting here next to me is a little meatball named Blonde Baby. And this is the GTL episode. That's Kim, that's Tan, that's laundry. You know the rules, 20 topics, 20 minutes, and that's the show.

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It's podcast time.

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Welcome. B for we get to know any topics. We like to check in.

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We like to do a little bit of a chance.

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We like to do you should check in with your partner, whether they be podcast, physical, situationships, online, friends, whoever they are, short distance, long distance. Any of them. Always check in.

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How are you?

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I'm good. How are you? I'm excited for this episode.

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Are you? I feel like it's very up your alley.

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Oh, some might call me a Guido.

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You're a bit of an Italian.

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I'm a missed opportunity when it comes to this.

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If you were a Jersey shore boy, you would be pretty insane, I think.

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I think I'd be a few shades darker, a few muscles bigger, and a lot more pills taken.

SPEAKER_00 1:21

Yeah, I think so. I think so. How are you? I'm great. I'm excited for this podcast. I think it's gonna be a fun one.

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And we're gonna go see Tory Keith.

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Tori Keith, shout out Tory Keith.

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Shout out to Tori Keith, hallelujah.

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Tori Keith, hallelujah.

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At a country bar.

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Drinks on a Thursday, hallelujah.

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Hallelujah. Only like two drinks. I don't want to do that. I don't want much. But then, you know, then the GTL kicks in.

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And then you're ready to go. Bam! And we're back where we started.

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Well, let's get into it.

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First topic!

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Is Love Island the evolution of Jersey Shore?

SPEAKER_00 1:53

Ooh, good question.

SPEAKER_01 1:54

Good question.

SPEAKER_00 1:55

No, I don't think it is because Jersey Shore was more messy and there weren't any games. Their antics were their own. But is that the evolution? No. Because they also weren't there to find love.

SPEAKER_01 2:07

True, but love was being made.

SPEAKER_00 2:09

Love was being made. Love was being made.

SPEAKER_01 2:11

Love was on the Jersey Shore.

SPEAKER_00 2:13

I think the evolution was Vanderpump.

SPEAKER_01 2:16

Oh, but pre-Vanderpump. Jersey Shore.

SPEAKER_00 2:18

That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_01 2:19

So therefore. Oh, you're saying that's what Jersey Shore turned into Vanderpump.

SPEAKER_00 2:25

Yes.

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What's going to be the next?

SPEAKER_00 2:27

I think then right now there's something called Summer House.

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People are into it. I'm not into it.

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It's too contrived for me. It's a little too.

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They're also too old.

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They're a little and a little too well off. That's what I was gonna say. They're too well off. They're too well off.

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It's it's not related to the coming to the Hamptons.

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Okay, fuck you.

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Fuck you. Like I ain't been there. I don't know what that looked like. I don't know what that feeled like.

SPEAKER_00 2:49

But I think they need a Hollywood shit group.

SPEAKER_01 2:53

Shitbag Hollywood. Shitbag Hollywood group. Oh like Vanderpump.

SPEAKER_00 2:56

No, no, no, but that's that's not even we hope. No, no, no. Take it to where you are. Down the middle. Yeah.

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Right here. You're looking at it. What are the next things?

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I think if you got some true LA dirt bags, it would be more entertaining than some servers at a restaurant. Because I think the premise of the restaurant was like not it's it's all it's done. But they opened it, it's done.

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But Jersey Shore, they all worked at a t-shirt shop, souvenir shop.

SPEAKER_00 3:20

That's true.

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But they did technically work together.

SPEAKER_00 3:22

I forget that they worked together.

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No, they didn't really work.

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They didn't.

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Yeah.

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That was like some weird side story that they had for like one season.

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Yeah.

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Um, yeah. So I think there needs to be a new evolution. With because there's another new show called like Calabasas Confidential. I don't fucking care about a bunch of Neppo babies.

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We need every man.

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Fuck the Nepo babies. I want the Ranger Party Kids. That's what Jersey should be.

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The problem is all scumbags like us can't be on TV. Cancelled.

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Cancelled. Immediate cancel anything.

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A network can't handle it anymore. A network can't go anymore.

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MTV!

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MTV could if they were willing to bring back uh Love Island, not all of those are Nepo baby famous people. Love no are just genetic lotteries.

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But it's not the evolution, it's a it's a dating show.

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That's true.

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It's a different thing.

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That's true.

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Next topic.

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Is GTL gym tan laundry your life right now?

SPEAKER_00 4:13

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 4:13

Is that how much what's the percentage of that as being your life right now?

SPEAKER_00 4:16

G is 90%. Tan is new for me. I'm back at it.

SPEAKER_01 4:20

Well, you're you're not technically tanning.

SPEAKER_00 4:22

I'm not tan, but I will fake tan. You're you're I don't want the skin cancer they're all gonna have. I'm good on that. But I will fake tan.

SPEAKER_01 4:30

It's not guaranteed, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:31

It's like pretty likely when you go to a tanning booth as much as I do. It's like and laundry, you know, we gotta do laundry. I do laundry. Everyone's gotta do laundry.

SPEAKER_01 4:39

So you're saying this is 90% of your life? Gym tan laundry?

SPEAKER_00 4:42

Gym tan laundry pod.

SPEAKER_01 4:43

I would say it's 82% of your week.

SPEAKER_00 4:48

Yeah.

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That's a good week.

SPEAKER_00 4:49

It's a great week.

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Great week.

SPEAKER_00 4:50

No, if you can do gym tan laundry, you're set.

SPEAKER_01 4:54

Yeah, that's a good week. I'll feel good.

SPEAKER_00 4:56

How do you feel about that? How is it in your life?

SPEAKER_01 4:59

Very low.

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Too low.

SPEAKER_01 5:01

I don't have a gym membership.

SPEAKER_00 5:02

But you could still work out. I you just don't like it.

SPEAKER_01 5:07

I do sometimes.

SPEAKER_00 5:08

But you don't like it.

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I also get so tired.

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And then you st and then you stop.

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And then my wife does my laundry.

SPEAKER_00 5:15

So yeah, it's why it's why it takes so much of my life. Yeah. You could tan more.

SPEAKER_01 5:20

I could tan more. You should. I would be a successful tanner.

SPEAKER_00 5:23

You should tan more.

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This is success.

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You're ready for success. You're just not capitalizing.

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All my tattoos will get all funky.

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We'll fake tan you.

SPEAKER_01 5:33

No, that's fine. Alright. Let them funk.

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Funk up.

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Funk up. Funk it up. Funk it up.

SPEAKER_00 5:37

Next topic.

SPEAKER_01 5:39

How much gym? This is a gym topic. How much gym is required same day as a party?

SPEAKER_00 5:47

Yeah, a lot. What's the one hour?

SPEAKER_01 5:49

One hour, what's what are you doing in that hour? Is it a cardio hour? It's wait hour.

SPEAKER_00 5:53

It's it's maybe like 20 minutes of cardio and then 40 minutes of waits.

SPEAKER_01 5:57

20 minutes of cardio, so three miles?

SPEAKER_00 6:00

No, I can't do three miles in 20 minutes. Oh, two minutes. But yeah, three miles would be ideal. So yeah, 30 minutes. Okay. 30 minutes, three minutes. 30 minutes, three miles, and then like a class. Sauna? Sauna, sauna if I can't. What's the ideal class?

SPEAKER_01 6:12

Sauna if I can't get to pick the class. What class is it?

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Power hour.

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Power hour.

SPEAKER_00 6:16

So it's an hour. So hour and a half a gym. Sauna keeps going up.

SPEAKER_01 6:20

Two hours.

SPEAKER_00 6:21

No, I only sauna for like five, ten minutes, because I have extensions. I can't fuck that up.

SPEAKER_01 6:25

Okay.

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They'll fall out.

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Half an hour run, hour class, five, ten minutes.

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Sauna.

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So an hour and a half. Shower.

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Then we tan. Pool.

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So now three, four.

SPEAKER_00 6:36

Well, we're tanning. No, this isn't gym. Oh, we're only doing gym. Pre-party.

SPEAKER_01 6:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:41

Two hours for gym and shower.

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Two hours dedicated to gym time.

SPEAKER_00 6:46

Gym and clean.

SPEAKER_01 6:47

Gym and clean. Because you're showering at the gym.

SPEAKER_00 6:49

First clean.

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Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 6:50

Yeah. Got it. What about you? Pre-party.

SPEAKER_01 6:53

Pre-party? Pre-party gym. Pre-party gym. A lot of arm.

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Yeah.

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A lot of sauna for me.

SPEAKER_00 7:01

Yeah, yeah.

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It's mostly sauna for me. You're not gonna change much other than sweat.

SPEAKER_00 7:06

Yeah, okay.

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Little blood pump muscles.

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Yeah.

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Sweat.

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Alright.

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Sweat.

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Nice. Hit me. Next topic.

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Tan.

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Tan.

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Tanning booths.

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I've done it, right?

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And then tanning booths. And then how dark would you go?

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Tanning booths or tanning beds? Like spray tans or tanning beds.

SPEAKER_01 7:27

I guess beds and booths. I'm going to. Beds?

SPEAKER_00 7:29

Beds I can only do like six minutes and then I'm fried.

SPEAKER_01 7:32

Never done.

SPEAKER_00 7:33

To the population that's done it, I six is like the minimum you go in for.

SPEAKER_01 7:37

Like six seven.

SPEAKER_00 7:39

No.

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Seven too much.

SPEAKER_00 7:40

But like people that tan a lot, they're in there for like 10-12.

SPEAKER_01 7:44

Well.

SPEAKER_00 7:44

Yeah. Like I can't go that long. I fry.

SPEAKER_01 7:47

Yeah, it's a lot.

SPEAKER_00 7:48

It's a lot.

SPEAKER_01 7:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 7:49

Um, but booth. Booth? Spray tan?

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Um at least reminds me of a car.

SPEAKER_00 7:55

I think I can go dark but or medium dark, depending on their like formula.

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Out of ten. Ten being like as black as people come.

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Five.

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You'd go five. I'm a one. What am I?

SPEAKER_00 8:09

You're like a five right now.

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You'd go my dark.

SPEAKER_00 8:12

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 8:12

Not darker than this? I can't. You would never ever go to touch darker than this? I can't. It looks like. Is it race play at that point?

SPEAKER_00 8:20

Yeah. I'm doing blackface at that point.

SPEAKER_01 8:22

I think I could go if I'm a five in your spectrum of color.

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Okay. I think you could go to a seven and eight. I think seven. I think seven and a half.

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Seven and a half.

SPEAKER_00 8:31

Eight? Eight's pushing it. Eight? Eight if you've been out all summer.

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Eight, I gotta start talking with in some sort of accent.

SPEAKER_00 8:40

You're teetering on race clouds.

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I gotta, yeah, I gotta, I gotta change races. I gotta do something at eight.

SPEAKER_00 8:46

You gotta change your name a little.

SPEAKER_01 8:48

Yeah, yeah. Eight's a lot.

SPEAKER_00 8:49

Yeah, eight's too much.

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Okay.

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All right, next topic.

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Laundry. New clothes or clean favorite clothes.

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Clean favorite for a party. That's what we're talking, right? Yeah, we're talking about it. Clean favorites.

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Clean favorites.

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Yeah, unless I got a new favorite, then new.

SPEAKER_01 9:05

I thought you'd go new. I'm actually quite shocked.

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Yeah.

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Clean favorites.

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I love a new outfit.

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Clean go-to.

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But if I really want to know, I'm gonna have a good time. Because what if the new clothes fuck you over somehow?

SPEAKER_01 9:16

True. There is a break. There is almost a luck factor in your favorite clothes.

SPEAKER_00 9:22

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. If you want to have the best night of your life, probably fresh favorites. Fresh favorites.

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I like it.

SPEAKER_00 9:29

What about you?

SPEAKER_01 9:30

Oh you convinced me actually. You sold it.

SPEAKER_00 9:33

I influenced you.

SPEAKER_01 9:34

You're an influencer.

SPEAKER_00 9:35

I'm not.

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Congrats.

SPEAKER_00 9:36

Thank you. I got the title finally.

SPEAKER_01 9:38

Yeah. I've been influenced.

SPEAKER_00 9:40

Yeah. I say, I say, not all reliable, but like your hottest favorite.

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Everyone's got something.

SPEAKER_00 9:47

Everyone's got a hottest one.

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Even if it's not, you don't feel hot, you feel a little bit better than you did.

SPEAKER_00 9:51

You feel good.

SPEAKER_01 9:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:52

Alright. Next topic. T-shirt time. T-shirt time. T-shirt time.

SPEAKER_01 9:56

I think t-shirt time needs to come back as a generational movement.

SPEAKER_00 10:00

Yes, I agree.

SPEAKER_01 10:01

No t-shirt on until right before you leave.

SPEAKER_00 10:04

Yeah.

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Men, take notes.

SPEAKER_00 10:07

Girls don't get dressed until right before they leave. So I think girls have taken note.

SPEAKER_01 10:11

Yeah, I think guys need to reinstate the t-shirt time.

SPEAKER_00 10:14

Yeah. You need to be shirtless until like 30 seconds before.

SPEAKER_01 10:17

Chill. Do whatever. Sit back, relax, no wrinkles.

SPEAKER_00 10:21

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 10:21

Fresh shirt waiting for you. It's ready. It's waiting. It's there. You know her.

SPEAKER_00 10:26

Yeah. She fits you. She's clean. You didn't spill on her. You didn't fuck up your alcohol.

SPEAKER_01 10:31

Not in your shirt.

SPEAKER_00 10:32

Not in your shirt.

SPEAKER_01 10:33

Even if you have a little few people over it. No. It's not t-shirt time.

SPEAKER_00 10:36

It's not t-shirt time.

SPEAKER_01 10:37

T-shirt time right before you leave.

SPEAKER_00 10:38

Yep. Agreed.

SPEAKER_01 10:39

Ubers are here. Uber's here.

SPEAKER_00 10:41

Caps are here.

SPEAKER_01 10:42

Hit me.

SPEAKER_00 10:42

Ubers are here. Next topic. Cats are here.

SPEAKER_01 10:45

That's the next topic.

SPEAKER_00 10:46

Oh. Cabs are here. Cabs are here.

SPEAKER_01 10:48

I love cabs are here.

SPEAKER_00 10:49

I I want that one back.

SPEAKER_01 10:51

I wish I could just somehow. Waymo's here! Waymo. Waymo here. This doesn't work. It doesn't work. Cabs. Cabs.

SPEAKER_00 10:58

Cabs.

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The calves.

SPEAKER_00 10:59

Cabs are here.

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Cabs are here.

SPEAKER_00 11:01

I love it.

SPEAKER_01 11:01

I love it. I want to say it more. That's my.

SPEAKER_00 11:04

We've been bringing it back.

SPEAKER_01 11:06

Cabs are here. We have been saying it a lot.

SPEAKER_00 11:07

We've been saying it a lot.

SPEAKER_01 11:09

But no one's taking it out. It's going upon deaf ears.

SPEAKER_00 11:13

We'll see. Cabs are here. Cabs are here.

SPEAKER_01 11:16

Yeah. Love cabs are here. Yeah, we're bringing it back. That's a good one.

SPEAKER_00 11:19

You know how we'll get it on people when we're at a bar and we're going to go to a secondary location, and then we're everyone's going down for the Uber. Cabs are here.

SPEAKER_01 11:28

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_00 11:29

Wrap it up. Cabs are here.

SPEAKER_01 11:31

Cabs are here. Yeah, that's gonna be a good one.

SPEAKER_00 11:33

That's what we're gonna do.

SPEAKER_01 11:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 11:34

That's how we get it.

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Bam.

SPEAKER_00 11:35

Next topic.

SPEAKER_01 11:38

Uh favorite Jersey Shore cast member.

SPEAKER_00 11:42

Snooky. All day.

SPEAKER_01 11:44

Nice.

SPEAKER_00 11:44

All day. I love her.

SPEAKER_01 11:45

I'm a DJ poly.

SPEAKER_00 11:47

Yeah, I get that. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. That's who we would be in those shows.

SPEAKER_01 11:51

Yeah. That is who we would probably be in. We would be messy. Yeah, I got the big crazy hair.

SPEAKER_00 11:57

I'm the drunk that stays drunk.

SPEAKER_01 11:59

You're the drunk that stays drunk.

SPEAKER_00 12:00

I wear crazy clothes. Not like her, but I wear crazy clothes.

SPEAKER_01 12:03

You should uh have more Snooky in your life, maybe. I do. Maybe that's an animal you need to target.

SPEAKER_00 12:09

I'm gonna channel Snooky.

SPEAKER_01 12:11

Channel Snooky.

SPEAKER_00 12:12

I love it.

SPEAKER_01 12:12

Maybe not tonight.

SPEAKER_00 12:14

I don't know. It's feeling like that's what I'm doing.

SPEAKER_01 12:16

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 12:17

Sorry. Sorry. Snooky's here!

SPEAKER_01 12:19

Snooky Snooky's in! Uh next topic. Uh Snooky's my favorite Snooky line. Where's the beach? Have you seen that? Yeah. Do you think you've ever been so drunk you couldn't find the beach on the beach?

SPEAKER_00 12:39

I think in Barcelona we were on the beach and I said that.

SPEAKER_01 12:42

No, you didn't say that.

SPEAKER_00 12:44

At like 5 a.m. when we went when we left the club.

SPEAKER_01 12:47

You might have said that.

SPEAKER_00 12:48

I'm pretty sure I didn't. You might be snooky. I'm pretty sure I did.

SPEAKER_01 12:51

You're the albino snooky.

SPEAKER_00 12:52

Yeah, we were leaving the club. You're the albino meeple. The sun was coming up and we were trying to find the cabs, and then I also wanted to go up in the ocean. I'm like, where's the beach? I want to go swimming. And you're like, Cabs are here! You're grabbing me by the shirt. It's not teacher time, it's not ocean times.

SPEAKER_01 13:07

Cabs are here. Cabs are here. Yeah. So yeah, I guess you have been so drunk. Where's the beach? Where's the beach? Where's the beach?

SPEAKER_00 13:15

God, I would love to get drunk and jump in the ocean. That's on my summer bucket list.

SPEAKER_01 13:21

We can definitely make that happen.

SPEAKER_00 13:23

I would love that.

SPEAKER_01 13:23

Easy.

SPEAKER_00 13:24

Yeah, but we'd have to go to the west side. Venice.

SPEAKER_01 13:27

Oof.

SPEAKER_00 13:28

Venice Whaler?

SPEAKER_01 13:29

Venice Whaler.

SPEAKER_00 13:31

Bell's Beach House Drunk Ocean.

SPEAKER_01 13:34

Fuck no. Venice Whaler Drunk Ocean.

SPEAKER_00 13:36

Yeah, it's way better.

SPEAKER_01 13:37

Yeah, what are you talking about?

SPEAKER_00 13:38

Bell's is just closer. Bell's is not. It's not. They're both in the same. They're like next door.

SPEAKER_01 13:44

They're yeah, they're right there.

SPEAKER_00 13:45

I don't know. Plus whaler.

SPEAKER_01 13:47

You get a slice of pizza after the swim.

SPEAKER_00 13:51

Now we're talking.

SPEAKER_01 13:52

Hello. Now we're down at the shoal. Uh hit me.

SPEAKER_00 13:56

Next topic.

SPEAKER_01 13:58

So they used to get drugs.

SPEAKER_00 14:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:01

But they were under the microscope. Yeah. This is a Mike the Situation thing. Okay. They were under the microscope of production, so they didn't, you know, production didn't want them to have drugs. Uh so they would call their dealer, and to order, they'd go, oh, how many girls are at the party? Girls met. How many pills do you want?

SPEAKER_00 14:22

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 14:23

Five girls at the party, you want a 50-pack of pills.

SPEAKER_00 14:26

How did you figure this out?

SPEAKER_01 14:28

I did some research before the show.

SPEAKER_00 14:29

I like it.

SPEAKER_01 14:30

Yeah. And then some speculate the tanning salons were where they picked it up.

SPEAKER_00 14:36

So they'd be like, dealer left it there.

SPEAKER_01 14:39

I'm gonna go grab it.

SPEAKER_00 14:41

Yeah. I gotta go tan. I'll be right back.

SPEAKER_01 14:43

Yeah. And they go, they don't go anywhere with you because you make it.

SPEAKER_00 14:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:46

So I'm gonna go in the tanning booth.

SPEAKER_00 14:48

I'll be right back.

SPEAKER_01 14:49

Be right back.

SPEAKER_00 14:51

Smart.

SPEAKER_01 14:52

Picky uppy.

SPEAKER_00 14:53

Picky uppy.

SPEAKER_01 14:55

Uh so yeah, that's their pickup spot, the tan and the girls are pills.

SPEAKER_00 14:59

I like it. Fun. That's very funny.

SPEAKER_01 15:01

Yeah, very interesting.

SPEAKER_00 15:03

Very interesting.

SPEAKER_01 15:03

Uh dirt bag finds a way.

SPEAKER_00 15:05

Yeah, always. That's what I'm saying. These new shows, the dirt bags don't have fun, silly things like this.

SPEAKER_01 15:12

Silly addiction things like this.

SPEAKER_00 15:13

Silly addiction things like this.

SPEAKER_01 15:15

Losers.

SPEAKER_00 15:16

Drug addiction?

unknown 15:17

No.

SPEAKER_00 15:18

Silly. Hee hee! Next topic.

SPEAKER_01 15:21

Grenades.

SPEAKER_00 15:22

Oh, like ugly people.

unknown 15:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:24

Like the ugly friend.

SPEAKER_00 15:26

The ugly friend. Oh, we're not. Do we need to bring grenades back? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:30

Grenades as a saying back as well.

SPEAKER_00 15:32

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 15:32

Cause I got it like five grenades I'm thinking about off rip. I'm just like, boom, boom, boom. Grenade, grenade, grenade, grenade. And you're just like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

SPEAKER_00 15:42

Bear coming?

SPEAKER_01 15:43

Surprising. Grenades are real.

SPEAKER_00 15:45

What a choice.

SPEAKER_01 15:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:46

Sorry.

SPEAKER_01 15:47

Would you ever jump on a grenade for somebody? You wouldn't.

SPEAKER_00 15:50

No.

SPEAKER_01 15:51

You would never.

SPEAKER_00 15:52

I wouldn't. Also, what does that mean?

SPEAKER_01 15:54

You entertain the grenade while your friend deals with the hottie.

SPEAKER_00 15:58

Oh, yeah, I would.

SPEAKER_01 15:59

But in a flirtatious way?

SPEAKER_00 16:01

No.

SPEAKER_01 16:01

You would never flirt with a grenade.

SPEAKER_00 16:03

No. Yeah. Not my job.

SPEAKER_01 16:04

Not your job. Not your job.

SPEAKER_00 16:06

My job.

SPEAKER_01 16:06

You are bad at your job.

SPEAKER_00 16:08

I am bad at my job. Next topic.

SPEAKER_01 16:11

Would you party in the Jersey Shore? How many? How many followers right now on this post to go to the Jersey Shore, rent the Jersey Shore house, and get twisted Jersey Shore style.

SPEAKER_00 16:26

Zero. That sounds so fun.

SPEAKER_01 16:29

I would just do that. You need to incentivize people to follow us.

SPEAKER_00 16:32

A thousand followers and we'll do it.

SPEAKER_01 16:35

No, a thousand ten thousand.

SPEAKER_00 16:37

Oh my god. I just think that sounds so fun.

SPEAKER_01 16:39

10,000 I'll pay for the whole thing.

SPEAKER_00 16:40

Really?

SPEAKER_01 16:41

10,000 followers? Chat. I want to do this. I'll take us to Jersey Shore at the house. We'll go for a weekend and we'll get twisted.

SPEAKER_00 16:49

Twisted.

SPEAKER_01 16:49

Twisted.

SPEAKER_00 16:50

GTL.

SPEAKER_01 16:51

GTL. And we'll GTL. We'll gym out there on the beach. We'll tan. We'll do a tanning bed.

SPEAKER_00 16:57

Heard.

SPEAKER_01 16:58

And we'll do our laundry in a laundromat.

SPEAKER_00 17:00

No, I'm not doing that. No, you have to. No, I don't want to.

SPEAKER_01 17:02

It has.

SPEAKER_00 17:03

I don't want to.

SPEAKER_01 17:04

I don't.

SPEAKER_00 17:05

I want to do that. Chat. Follow so we can do it. 10,000 And then Demon Baby. It'll be a whole Demon Baby vlog of us going to the Jersey Shores.

SPEAKER_01 17:12

Yes. I'll got I'll.

SPEAKER_00 17:13

Oh my god. If Snooky follows, we'll do it.

SPEAKER_01 17:17

Comments the web.

SPEAKER_00 17:19

That'd be so lit. Uh yeah. Alright, I'm sure we have a mutual with her somewhere. Everybody's two steps removed. We've got a follower.

SPEAKER_01 17:27

Everyone's two steps removed.

SPEAKER_00 17:28

Alright, next topic. Last topic. There it is.

SPEAKER_01 17:33

Quiz. For you.

SPEAKER_00 17:36

I hope I don't fail. Alright.

SPEAKER_01 17:40

Name me the cast members of Jersey Shore. We just watched Highlight.

SPEAKER_00 17:47

Like the situation.

SPEAKER_01 17:48

Nice.

SPEAKER_00 17:49

DJ Polyd. Nice. Ronnie.

SPEAKER_01 17:52

Nice. Snookie. Nice.

SPEAKER_00 17:55

What's the other Mee Paul's name?

SPEAKER_01 17:56

What's the other Meatball's name?

SPEAKER_00 17:57

What's her name? I'm coming back to it. I'll tell you, there's I know I'm missing two more girls.

unknown 18:07

Fuck!

SPEAKER_01 18:08

There's a lot more girls.

SPEAKER_00 18:10

There's not. This is the core cast.

SPEAKER_01 18:12

Four girls. One girl.

SPEAKER_00 18:13

Jenny.

SPEAKER_01 18:14

Got it. All guys done.

SPEAKER_00 18:15

A whore. Um apparently. What are the Jenny?

SPEAKER_01 18:21

Not on my list. Oh, Jay Wow. Jay Wow. Yeah. Jay Wow.

unknown 18:25

What is that other girl's name?

SPEAKER_01 18:27

There's three others, technically.

SPEAKER_00 18:28

I know. This Ronnie's girlfriend, the crazy one. I don't know the other two.

SPEAKER_01 18:35

Sammy?

SPEAKER_00 18:36

Sammy! Sammy Sweetheart!

SPEAKER_01 18:38

Sammy Sweetheart. Angelina?

SPEAKER_00 18:40

Don't really. Side character. I don't really. She was only on for like one season. Fuck her.

SPEAKER_01 18:44

And Dina.

SPEAKER_00 18:45

Dina!

SPEAKER_01 18:46

Dina, we were just watching a bunch of Dina too.

SPEAKER_00 18:48

I do not remember Dina. I was gonna say Diana.

SPEAKER_01 18:50

And there's actually one more. It's me.

SPEAKER_00 18:53

Ah, it's you, Joey. Joey, Paul.

SPEAKER_01 18:57

Mikey, Pauly, Joey. Vinny.

SPEAKER_00 19:00

I would move to Jersey Shore for a summer and do the whole show for a reboot. It sounds so fun.

SPEAKER_01 19:09

Cast. Casting call. Send me! Casting call. Send this uh Swedish wannabe WAP.

SPEAKER_00 19:17

I love it. I love this. This is a Jersey Shore episode, really.

SPEAKER_01 19:21

It's a Jersey Shore episode. Well, it's a GTL episode.

SPEAKER_00 19:23

It's a GTL episode. It's officially summertime. It's officially summer. Get out. Get to the shore. Get to the beach.

SPEAKER_01 19:29

That's the Demon Baby Podcast. Thanks for listening. Like, comment, subscribe. Bye. Hey.

SPEAKER_00 19:37

Hey.