Broke Boyz From Fresno
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Broke Boyz From Fresno
Family Tales and Holiday Traditions
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Can microphone mishaps turn into a comedy act worthy of Darth Vader? Join us as we kick off the holiday season with a belly full of laughter and a live audience to keep us on our toes. Jojo and Penny Lopez are here to spill the beans on their hilarious microphone techniques, and we’ll be sharing tales of carpal tunnel chaos that run in the family. We couldn't be more thrilled to announce our podcast's reach across 15 countries, especially giving a festive shout-out to our fans in Singapore and Taiwan.
It's time to raise a celebratory glass to Catalina for her stellar academic achievements, even as we poke fun at holiday antics and childhood pranks. Jojo and Ari's comedic chemistry brings back nostalgic memories of mischievous youth and evolving family dynamics. Moving from the past to present, we share bizarre encounters with random strangers, debating the dilemma of getting involved in peculiar situations and the odd joy in recounting these unpredictable moments.
Indulge in a trip down memory lane with us as we relive our favorite holiday movies and traditions, spark joy with family gatherings, and plan for upcoming festivities. Between sharing humorous cooking mishaps and heartwarming love stories that cross cultural borders, we explore the quirks and warmth of family dynamics. As we wrap up with festive wishes and a playful holiday-themed rhyme, our hearts are full, and we are ready to spread Christmas cheer far and wide.
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Intro Music by Rockstar Turtle- Broke Boyz (999)
Christmas Intro Song by Nico
Jojo Jojo. She read my name Easy. Si me quieres, Penny Lopez. Si Si dile. She said don't ask me questions like that. I get nervous. She gets nervous. She said I like what I like. She said when you like what I like. She said when you know, you know.
Speaker 2So when you guys talk to it, you talk to the mic directly and then, if you, which is real?
Speaker 1No, for real, I'm like fuck. And if you need a breather, you need to take a break. Bruh, scoot the mic away, because then you'll sound like Darth Vader on the fucking mic.
Speaker 2You'll start sounding like Cat bro, that away, because then you sound like darth vader on the fucking mic, start sounding like cat bro. Just that was disrespectful. That was disrespectful because everyone here knows it's true, you know it's because cat holds the mic and then after a while she's just.
Speaker 1I'm a woman that follows directions like this. Look, it's a little bit far, but can you hear me?
Speaker 2no, we wish you a merry okay say something me escuchas, bueno, hello what me va a doler mi bestia.
Speaker 1Yo tengo, wow, carpal tunnel. Carpal tunnel at the young age of 26, carpal tunnel at 26, dude you know, my, you know, my aunt got carpal tunnel cause she tripped behind bushes. On a bush she tripped and she was sweeping. Hey, it happens you know what I'm not even gonna get into my fucking. We all wanna fucking go in.
Speaker 3Watch, watch, bitch oh sorry they said it's genetics they said it's genetics edit this part out, okay poor thing her covering herself tuning in right now can we cuss in your?
Speaker 1my name is Jocelyn oh, it's a don't like my name to be pronounced in English. It's weird.
Speaker 2He said Dumpy Jocelyn.
Speaker 1Wait, say it again, jocelyn. What's your name, girl? Oh, okay, my name is Ariana. Wow, my name is Ariana. Are we seeing last name In free contact? They were just arguing about my name is Ariana. Are we seeing last name In free context? They were just arguing about my government. She has arthritis.
Speaker 3Didn't I just say we were going to?
Speaker 1have an accident, her hand freezes. It's not her fault, though. It's genetics, yeah, but for some fucking reason my family thinks it's A personal.
Speaker 2They said they personally Attacked me. Shit. It's not a personal attack, we just what's that I? Can't even describe it. Everybody just makes fun of each other.
Speaker 3I can't describe it. No, there's.
Speaker 2When did it start? I think it just started when you were trying to grab something. You're like, I said it and then you continued it ever since, and now it's a running joke. I try not to laugh because we laugh through our traumas.
Speaker 1It's okay as god intended as god intended, but yes, it happens to be. One of my weaknesses is to be she said not many walking and just doing day-to-day things. But it's okay, it's just simply. Existing is hard for me. Yeah, it's just so no pressure.
Speaker 2I'm a delicate flower we got 15 countries that listen. Listen to the podcast no pressure at all.
Speaker 1Why is my heart rate up?
Speaker 2no, I checked the stats because I was like I was like you know how you guys seen the spotify raps for what you listen to and all that. So, there's one for the host, for our providers.
Speaker 1For Broke Boys.
Speaker 2For Broke Boys, and it showed me that we were listened to in 15 different countries and top five was Singapore.
Speaker 1Singapore, my people, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3Imagine we're like what I'm like. I pulled out a map.
Speaker 1Where's Singapore Show?
Speaker 3me.
Speaker 1Where's Singapore?
Speaker 2Okay, you know, you know I'm gonna shut up because I might see some. I don't even know, I don't know my maps.
Speaker 1Well, remember to tell me what you want me to cut. I don't think I can point it out either. Singapore is in asia.
Speaker 3I think it's under asia. I don't want to get canceled, no, it's under even started to get canceled.
Speaker 2It's under asia, it's like asia it is under under you know, like by thailand, I just got loved by this country. I did not want to get banned by a. All respect, want all the love. If you guys can, sending love to singapore imagine, I don't know they're like we martin's like we what the fuck is this?
Speaker 3I want to go to singapore, I think it's by thailand, right?
Speaker 1someone fact check adi, it's somewhere there. It's. I want to say it's under asia, like by taiwan. That's what I meant from taiwan period. Shout out taiwan, sorry bitch.
Speaker 3English is not my first language you love to throw that around when you can't esl person Period.
Speaker 1And these people make fun of me. Don't worry, esl here, too. Period.
Speaker 2We all had issues. I had issues too.
Speaker 1Shout out to Linko. Though Linko is my co-worker from Taiwan. It's under Asia, right.
Speaker 2South of Malaysia.
Speaker 1I just had to sayo.
Speaker 3I miss you.
Speaker 1She retired Period. Shout out to Linko and her dog Coco and her husband Steve.
Speaker 2Hey, you knew shout outs already. Shout out to the jersey store A jersey store.
Speaker 1What's it called Soccer style Soccer?
Speaker 2style shout out to the jersey store. No, what's it called? What's it?
Speaker 1called at indoor. What's it called soccer style, soccer style soccer store at indoor. And Fresno on Cedar and Shaw.
Speaker 2I want a Fresno stay by the.
Speaker 1C come through, come through, come, check it out. We got jerseys to be able to sell, and if you want to have a customized shirt too, oh my gosh. Okay, he's on embarrassed. He's like you're not giving them information right. Just shut up Marco's like stop talking, bro. Stop it Stop. Oh my god, you tried, though, and that's what matters.
Speaker 2We're five minutes in and I still haven't rolled the intro.
Speaker 1Okay, roll the intro Roll the intro Broke boys, broke boys, broke boys.
Speaker 2It's the Christmas one Remember the Christmas special I wish you. Oh, oh, wow, I say, you just roll it, feliz Navidad, feliz Navidad.
Speaker 3Feliz Navidad.
Speaker 1Feliz.
Speaker 2Navidad.
Speaker 1Feliz.
Speaker 3Navidad.
Speaker 1That was so good. That was so good. Wait a minute. All right, roll the intro. Cut it out. Roll the intro. I want to wish you a Merry Christmas.
Speaker 2Okay that's it.
Speaker 3Justin is dedicated.
Speaker 1It has to be a Christmas carol, it has to be. You have to do it, okay, so it has to be this one, okay, all right, roll it.
Speaker 2Go, go. We, the book boys from the hood, we pray for this year we will stir. We wish your Christmas will be good. We always give it like we should. We riding high on Santa's sleigh up to the sky. No way the Grinch will get nearby. Ain't got that? Christmas has arrived, we, the book boys from the hood. Welcome back to the episode of the Broke Boys. We have a special episode today. We have a live audience first, first time ever.
Speaker 3Come on now More energy yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Family Gossip and Celebrations
Speaker 2Yeah, so today I have my sister Adi and, as you heard, my cousin Jojo Hi. So today's going to be a good episode. It's going to be the Christmas episode and we're grateful to be here and just to give you a little bit more insight for everybody. This is the first time that we're going to say congratulations to Catalina for finishing her school, finishing up her education.
Speaker 1Thanks guys. It's an extra special episode. I'm like again just stop crying.
Speaker 2So now, to everybody that's listening. That's why she hasn't been on the podcast recently. She's been struggling with finals, oh God, and trying to finish. And she did, she finished strong and she passed and a good round of applause to everybody.
Speaker 1Yeah, thanks guys. Congrats Catalina, thanks guys.
Speaker 3I'm so proud of you and all your work.
Speaker 1Thanks, thanks, guys. I'm all breathing hell out. Maureen, do you want to say any words for Catalina?
Speaker 2I said it when we did the speech, but you weren't there. I wasn't there. We had a little party, we had a little party.
Speaker 1We had a little lunch and when there were speeches and it was fun and you cried yeah, that's implied, though I cry for everything. So, yeah, it was very, very fun. So this is like the after party, and now we're gonna talk about christmas and what we talk about christmas.
Speaker 2Just talk about nonsense. We would just want to make it entertaining for everybody. We're just trying to hang out with y'all honestly and then and it's funny because jojo and adi have great like chemistry, like comedic chemistry I'm like they're funny or it's so funny that now we have.
Speaker 1You knew I was going to bring this shit up. Ari said I've been waiting for this Can I defend myself.
Speaker 2Speak your truth.
Speaker 1No, you're not speaking nonsense on my name. No, speak your truth, Ari.
Speaker 3Jocelyn, you have the floor please.
Speaker 1Jocelyn. Jocelyn, okay, I was little bro. These, these bitches, so for context, these gordo's sister. Oh, martin, sorry I don't know if y'all know him by that, but I know him by that. You said run a nickname, basis martin, his sisters, basically raised me every, every weekend. If I wasn't at my house, I was at their house, and her sisters are older than me. I'm like their first baby. They had their babies, but it's me I'm the first baby. I don't care.
Speaker 2Sorry, penny lopez, but I was a wretched little bitch when I was little.
Speaker 1If I'm being, honest she was, and I was such a people pleaser, even at such a young age and she took so full advantage of that shit. No, my sister and me used to always take care of her and everything, and my sister was what. So full advantage of that shit.
Speaker 2Tranqui perria, tranqui perria, Speak your truth speak your truth.
Speaker 1No, my sister and me used to always take care of her and everything, and my sister was what? Three years older than me, so JoJo always had like a soft spot for my sister and with me it was just like whatever.
Speaker 1And I tried so hard, like JoJo, you're gonna be my best friend JoJo's, like I can care two shits about you. And she would do these cartitas of like, oh, like, te quiero mucho, cynthia. And then mine was like fuck you, ari, and I was the one. Well, jojo and you were bending over backwards trying to make her all happy in general, I was like what do you want?
Speaker 1Let me tell y'all something. She would shower me. Yeah, let me tell y'all something. She would shower me, yeah, she would bathe me. She would like. And you still didn't care. Girl, I was like her carta, I would like roll it. Sorry, tmi, I would roll la pisada wey.
Speaker 2I would like step on it. I don't know why, though I like.
Speaker 1I think it was just like the me, like wanting it so bad. And you were like I don't want she's like I don't give it to you. It's like with penny lopez I want to be her friend so bad and she doesn't. She doesn't want shit to do with me. You better take it on her like her daughter, by the way, penny lopez and a lope.
Speaker 3I'm just yeah, her daughter doesn't want anything to do with me.
Speaker 1She could care less about me good, no, she goes.
Speaker 3She goes through phases, it's not just you.
Speaker 1She goes through phases where she's like our besties, and then another time she's like she's a child and that's right. My child, though, she's like I programmed her to be programmed yeah, there you go, and she looks exactly like jojo when she was a little girl, which is funny about it, that's the thing. That's like, it's weird, because I see her in me, I see me and her, me and her and that bitch hates me.
Speaker 3Sorry, baby she hates me.
Speaker 1You said I'm obsessed with, but right now we're not friends. I'm obsessed with her, everybody's obsessed with her, and Laila.
Speaker 2Love you, Laila and Laila.
Speaker 3I thought she was coming to me. Oh sorry, Kat, she wants the chocolate.
Speaker 1I think, sorry, we have kids in our audience, in our audience decided to come on stage and trying to keep it pg but no, this podcast is not pg, this is not pg, I always edit my podcast to be the the.
Speaker 2What's it called? When somebody has like the exclusive language and all that, I always put on all the the things. Just it called. When somebody has like the exclusive language and all that, I always put on all the the things, just because I know I slip up sometimes so what does it do?
Speaker 1just just bleep you.
Speaker 2It knows like I bleep out some stuff like if. If there's some stuff like if I name drop somebody that I don't want, then I bleep it out. If I say something that I probably shouldn't, I'll bleep it out, but usually like I don't want to get like a copyright strike or anything like that, so I just put like exclusive language on all the episodes explicit, explicit language.
Speaker 2Yeah, that makes sense, yeah just because sometimes I slip up and sometimes when you're editing I just go on autopilot most of the times what names do you say that you bleep out?
Speaker 1Damn.
Speaker 3Who are the names? It's like?
Speaker 1beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. End of the year confession.
Speaker 3I'm a baby.
Speaker 2He's like beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. One thing about me is I'm a chismosa. I like to know things I love a good chismes girl, I can hear it too, even if it's not about me.
Speaker 1Can I tell you something? No, they got nothing. I'm like ooh, yes, tell me I don't need anything. Tell me I'll keep your secret. Okay, I'll tell you. Shut up. Or I always say who am I going to tell my mom? Duh, my mom? No, for real. They'll be like don't tell no. Well, I tell my mom and our family's full of cheese muscles, bro, fuck yeah. I was like oh god, you guys are we love all of us, bro, they're.
Speaker 1And there's the ones that don't even. They're not aware of it, and they think it's right yeah they think, like I think, it comes from our salvadorian. You think I didn't say?
Speaker 2it, seeing how my grandma is, seeing how my grandma is well, even well even like I fucking love you guys even that, even that drama, even us at.
Speaker 1Christmas, even us at Christmas. Yeah, I'm like we always got something to say about somebody well, and everyone knows it, so it's okay it's gotta be said, we're honest yeah, we have combos, like when something's so juicy I just can't keep it to myself. What's the fun of knowing if I can't share it, like the other day? I think it was one of his first impressions of me. Marcos is Adriana's boyfriend and I was all telling the juice on my other side of the family he's like. And why are you telling us this?
Speaker 3I don't know, I need, I need, I just need it.
Speaker 1I need to tell somebody it's okay, my man loves a good cheese dude, mine too and he acts like he don't. That's the most frustrating part. Yeah, I know he's like you're so into the cheese, make your son the cheese man. We get home and he's like so what they say and I'm like, oh crazy, you want to know.
Speaker 1No crazy because they said I can't tell you, but she still tells me anyway I'm like they said I can't tell you, but let me tell you anyways. The guys always act like they don't want to, but they always want to know For real.
Speaker 2And then they probably get together and talk to you about us.
Speaker 1It's because the girls are always full of drama, bro, okay guys.
Speaker 2I will admit, no, I will admit, the guys do not get all the details.
Speaker 1Oh, I need to let girls ask all the questions to get all the details, and guys don't so like martin will hang out with his friends and he'll be like, oh, so-and-so, just broke up and I'll be like, oh, what happened? And he'll be like I don't know, I don't know and I'll be like, was he okay?
Speaker 1and he's like seems like it, and I'm like, well, how is she? And he's like couldn't tell you, literally like he knows nothing. I hate, we've been dealing with this a lot. Guy plans marino make friends with his guys, and then they'll be like, oh, the guys are coming over. I'll be like, okay, what time. He's like whenever they come, and I'm like, okay, well, how long are they staying for until they leave? And I was like, so what are we gonna do? And he's like we'll figure it out. Sorry, I'm very curious, very curious. I think you untwisted it too.
Speaker 2Hey, no me, puedes escuchar we hear you, but I hear you, but you're fucking with it so when you fuck with it, I hear it yeah.
Speaker 1I love a good chisme. I love a good detail. The more details possible, the better for me and my mental health. If not, I will not sleep, that's very beautiful, that was poetic. Me and my mental health, if not, I will not sleep.
Speaker 2That's very beautiful. I will not sleep that was poetic.
Speaker 1Um without um, I would be like quick little everyone give it up. Thanks, go for reals.
Speaker 3No, yeah.
Speaker 1Ooh, you know what I hate, though what?
Speaker 3do you hate girl when?
Speaker 1someone says like hey, te tengo. I have to tell you something, but I'm going to tell you later.
Speaker 3I'll tell you later you're like why do you get me excited for?
Speaker 1yeah, what? No, shut the fuck up. Tell me right now. Sit down. You said we're going to go outside, right?
Speaker 2now? Didn't you tell that to Marcos earlier today? Nah?
Speaker 1nah, he hasn't pulled that shit on me yet, but the day he does we're going to war.
Speaker 2You said we're fighting that all the time.
Speaker 1No, I don't like that, just tell me what because, no, because my thing is like if I tell him, like there's cheese man right, and I'll tell him and he'll be all out, who are you talking about? And I'm like lower your voice why? Or he'll obviously look at them and I'm like why? Why are you like? That no, yeah, I'm like don't turn around. And he's like who are you talking about? I'm like, dude, stop lower your voice please be like that skinny bitch over there I'll be like I'll tell you later.
Speaker 1So now I write it in my notes and I'm like I need to tell them because it's not, have you ever been to like a restaurant and you see somebody do some weird shit and you're like you tell them hey, look at them, but don't, don't make it obvious and they make it fucking obvious they turn their whole body.
Speaker 1It's like who? Yeah, just because we wanted to know. Every time I'm in a weird situation remember that show what would you do with john quinones? I always think that that's what's happening to me. Like every situation, I have to do what's right because I feel like the cameras are watching me. Are you one of those people that like weird shit, happens to like all the time, and by weird shit is like what weird shit happens.
Speaker 2I'm like define me.
Speaker 1Define weird shit. Weird, you'd be surprised.
Weird Shit Happens in Daily Life
Speaker 2Define weird shit well, judge, you have some crazy ass stories.
Speaker 1I'm trying to get her to explain okay explain weird shit.
Speaker 3A good one like I.
Speaker 1Honestly, I can't think of anything. She's like.
Speaker 2You put me on the spot, I'm so like no, it's because sometimes, like when we're talking judges, just like dude, this shit happened to me, so random, let me tell you. And then goes on talking about this story. And it's just random as fuck I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1It's the weirdest shit.
Speaker 2Yeah, and I'm like why does this happen to you?
Speaker 1yeah, I don't feel like weird shit be happening to me. Hmm, would you agree or disagree? Howdy, yeah, I don't think we're chaps my family's just fucking crazy. You live a pretty mundane life, you think I, I would say Yo, I wish. Well then, I don't be going out.
Speaker 3I literally go to work and home.
Speaker 1I literally on God. I go to work and home, sometimes my mother-in-law's house and sometimes my mom and dad's house, and that's about it. The problem is, I go to work and home and weird shit happens to me.
Speaker 2See.
Speaker 3I can't relate.
Speaker 1The fuck Does weird shit happen to you. Adi, um, sometimes, yeah, I feel like I can't. I think only one situation recently, and it was a very what is the word like?
Speaker 2how did it make you helping a stranger?
Speaker 1obviously was it helping, I don't know.
Speaker 1Uh well, I was at the car, I was at the car wash and then yeah, that was fucking weird, and I was just minding my business, and then a guy comes up to me and he was like hey, like I'm not trying to be weird, but like there's this girl like that's just kind of slouching like on the on her, like car, and I was like, okay, like he's like I and I just don't want to approach it, because you know girls and guys like it's just I don't want her to, he's respectful, yeah, which I was like okay, you know, but then he made it my motherfucking problem, which that's what I was like damn okay, like I'm just
Speaker 3going with it like I was like okay.
Speaker 1So I went and, yeah, like she was in swear. In my point of view it just was like like she, you know, like she was passed out, like she was cracked out or something. Like she was on drugs. She was on drugs. That's the type of stuff that be happening to me too. Crackheads are involved. You said I attract the crackheads. I do. It's so weird. I'm like huh, why are you talking to me and I can't? Even they slur their words, right? No, well, this was asleep. She was slouching and had a burger in her, in her. She was about to like grub on her shit or whatever and she just knocked out, in and out, in and out.
Speaker 1Why would you sleep on it? Yeah, I know she's done.
Speaker 2I would eat that shit. She probably, like you know just oh yes that's so exciting and, yeah, I approached her. I was like hey, it happens to the best of us sometimes yeah, I've done that.
Speaker 1Yeah, well, so that's what happened and I told her I'm like hey, are you good? What's like you know? She was like oh no, yeah, no, I'm good, thank you, thank you. Like she even was like thank you, but dude, the minute I left, like she was like back at it, like just like what the hell no dude, the guy left the guy.
Speaker 1Just he said that is your problem, duty, and she just left. So I was like now what the fuck am I supposed to do? And I just kind of felt like, okay, either I'm going to leave her here and she's going to drive off and cause an accident and that's going to be on me because I didn't say anything, you know. So then I call the police and I call 911.
Speaker 2I'm like hey, explain the tell me why?
Speaker 115 minutes later, no cops, nothing, no one's showing up and I waited, I gotta go, yeah, and I had to pick up my brother from his can, like catacombs, yeah, and I was like fuck. And the good thing is I called him. I was like hey, this is what he's like.
Speaker 2No, it's okay, don't do that like you said, you make sure she's good, you know.
Speaker 1And I call again and they're like oh okay, yeah, did you just call him like? Yeah, like, but she's still here, you know. And I call again and they're like oh okay, yeah, did you just call him like? Yeah, like, but she's still here, you know. And then I waited, and then I had to call another time. I'm like, hey, I just don't like feel like so I'm leaving, and then that's when they pulled in, but I think it's not their job to be able to like no, it just depends.
Speaker 2It depends on the phone calls and the situation.
Speaker 1So the severity of the situation she had her car and the car was on. The car was on like so and when you report it. Sometimes it just the level, like the threat they said they're, they do not have a weapon. You are fine? Yeah, no, and I just wait until the cause. Once the cops get out, I'm like wait, that's not my business, no more. Like there you go, passing on to the next and like I'm done double and pass yeah, yeah, honestly you would have, though, respectfully, yeah, but it was just more of that.
Speaker 1I was like, why did she fucking leave? Because she feels like, oh, obviously, yeah, I feel like that's the most reason. I'm pretty sure something's going to come up.
Speaker 1There is a lot of weird shit that happens, yeah, I don't feel like nothing like that happens to me, but then again I don't be leaving. Mine is random, mine will be at work. I can yell that by crackheads all the time you do. I would imagine going to every like liquor store and you got that one bum like, hey, give me some. Well then, he's delivering beers, so they're like, let me have one.
Speaker 2Yeah, like huh, it's just like you get those sketchy people do you get anyone ever asking like can I get a? Fuck yeah, all the time. If I had a dollar, for how many people asked that? I'd be fucking rich as fuck my brother's at.
Speaker 1A homeless man tried to steal a keg one time full keg no, he stole the keg.
Speaker 2Oh, I thought he tried. Oh, he stole the whole keg.
Speaker 1Someone stole and then julian was like just gone. It was just gone that he went and he turned around. There was just a homeless, yeah I've had people beer I was like what the hell?
Speaker 2beer for me, like there was this one one time that I had a case that was broken and I just left it outside and then I left my helper there at the store. By the time that I came back and I was like, oh shit, I forgot the broken case that I left right there by the door. This dude was the store owner, was like some mexican went and grabbed it and they walked out I was like dude, you're the stone, or you're like the store owner, like why did you stop him?
Speaker 1what happened to some person or something I know I'd have to be that mexican yeah, whatever. No, I don't know he's like, he's like making that with me.
Speaker 1Christmas is coming up. How do we feel about Christmas? Do you feel the Christmas vibes Are the Christmas vibes in your soul? Do you hear the bells ringing? No, they're very low. I don't hear them at all this year I feel like the damn Grinch. This year I don't hear shit. That's how I feel too. I feel very drained. I feel like Cindy Lou who, but do you think it's because we're like old? Yeah, I feel like we're not even one. We're not even old old.
Speaker 1Yeah, I feel like we're not even one. We're not even old, no, but then even some of my friends say like, well, my best friend lives, lives, he works at nordstrom and he does a lot of like holiday shopping right now. They they get, and he's saying that a lot of people are coming in to like buy stuff. But I think it's because I feel like people do online.
Speaker 2No, maybe just because it's like easier maybe online, but I think now just like the everything that's happening to like people are trying to save their, their money and just well then I think when we were younger we had like christmas break and we had like the day before christmas break and everyone they were like parties and everything.
Speaker 1And now we're working until literally the 23rd and you're like wait a minute, christmas is tomorrow.
Speaker 2Yeah we're fucking with it christmas.
Speaker 1Do you guys feel weird that you have to like you're responsible for christmas? Like do you feel weird that you have to like You're responsible for Christmas? Do you feel weird because you're responsible for someone's? Memories now I feel so guilty if I'm not doing anything. Especially with having a child, you want them to like To have nice memories and feel the Christmas spirit, but yeah, you said I am the Christmas spirit.
Speaker 1This year I decorated the tree with her, you know, but it's so very burped very low energy I don't know, I don't have well, obviously we don't have kids but I feel like when we're around the girls or like our nieces and nephews, I'm like we need to have holly jolly spirit, like there needs to be a christmas movie on, we need to have like I don't know, just christmas stuff, because I'm like they're gonna remember this shit when they're older. You know, like one of my core memories is like watching the mickey mouse christmas that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3I was like we need to put it on change the lights a clause what other fucking christmas movie?
Speaker 2I remember, like the Jingle, all the way.
Speaker 1That one's weird. Oh, my God, it's so weird. It's weird which one? The Polar Express. They pull up to your house and you're just supposed to get in the train with them.
Speaker 2Why are?
Speaker 1you in this kid's is it bedroom? I don't know how do they get the ticket, the golden ticket? It just appears in their pocket. Exactly, you're right. Hey, I don't know.
Speaker 2okay, so you guys know like I work in special ed and this isn't this year, but there was no listen, listen, there was a there was no gotta do because it's important?
Speaker 1no, because it's important. So there was a kindergartner not this year, it's been like years but they're the kindergartner and they do like the gingerbread man. So they read like a story about a gingerbread man. They like there are gingerbread tracks like around the school right, and it's like all put on, like the parents put it on everything and their whole goal is to like find the gingerbread right. So at the end of the story they find the gingerbread and in the story he lives like happily ever after, right. But at the school they decorate, the kids decorate gingerbread man and then they go on this like hunt and then at the end the teachers make him eat the gingerbread man, right, which you can see is why it's traumatizing, because you just got attached to this gingerbread man.
Speaker 1So then there was a kid that threw a full-on fit that he didn't want to eat the gingerbread man because he liked the gingerbread man and it was his friend and everyone else was like biting the head off and he's like stop it, stop eating it, like it was a big deal, like we had to stop, put the gingerbread away.
Speaker 1Yeah, it was like traumatizing way to put the gingerbread away because he was like you're killing him. You're killing him and he was literally like crying and we were like after that we said no more gingerbread men. So now we do gingerbread houses, but we don't do gingerbread men. Because he got attached to it and then we felt hella bad because he was like they're killing it, they're killing him and in his mind it's like you guys are and he and we just made them go on a hunt to find him and then they finally find him and you're gonna eat him. I know I'm like that's so many teachers were like you have to eat it and we're like no, they don't, they don't they don't have to eat it, but the teacher.
Childhood Holiday Memories and Laughter
Speaker 1But the teacher was like he has to have a bite of it, dude, it was crazy it was crazy, he flipped out gingerbread reminds me of the gingerbread from shrek in spanish, though in spanish yes, absolutely, period. No, no, that's right, yeah, polar express scares me. What's your favorite christmas movie? My favorite christmas yeah, santa claus is because tim allen is so hot. I just showed martin the santa claus this year oh, I was like what'd you say though he said to.
Speaker 2She said Tim.
Speaker 1Allen. Wait, Tim Allen is hot. You guys know who Tim Allen is. I can't. I'm bad with this.
Speaker 2Buzz Lightyear, buzz Lightyear, buzz Lightyear is so hot.
Speaker 1Oh, I was like what'd you say, though? She said Tim Allen is hot. Is he the one that plays Santa Claus? Yes, in the Santa Claus movie? He was daddy, he was daddy.
Speaker 2Actually, I never saw him that way until he was Santa Claus.
Speaker 1He was Santa Claus, you nasty ass bitch. He was delivering the. I be thinking of him sometimes. Around this time of year Brings the Christmas spirit back. He makes me feel better, oh wow.
Speaker 2No, se am puercos. Wow, no, se am puercos. Like better in Hide the candy canes please.
Speaker 1Better in a holly jolly mood Right, not in a holly jolly mood Right, not in a Nice save.
Speaker 2It's Christmas. You're so dirty.
Speaker 3You're dirty.
Speaker 1I'm like, should I not be here right now? I'm going to take a shower.
Speaker 3I'm dirty, okay, but yeah, santa Claus is my favorite movie Period.
Speaker 1I don't know, adi, what's your favorite Christmas movie? Ari, what's your favorite Christmas movie I'm only thinking about they used to have and I can't think of the name, but they used to have, like episodes in Univision where they used to, yeah, and it was like Casos de la Vida Real something like that it's the freaking episodes, the traumatic ones, where, like, the lady kills her husband to make it happen, it was like homeless kids. It was traumatic because it was like homeless kids getting like the christmas of the year or some shit like that and that's the one that stuck.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's the one that stuck, but my mom would put it every year and now I just recently thought about it the other day, I was like, oh, I should put that for penny. Yeah, what's your favorite christmas?
Speaker 2movie, mine, oh, I just remember it coming on all the time on telelemundo was the Jingle Bells All the Way, the one with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Speaker 1That one was good Jingles.
Speaker 2All the Way I just recently watched it.
Speaker 1You guys were watching in Spanish, no it would be in Spanish.
Speaker 2Telemundo es en Español.
Speaker 1Telemundo es en Español.
Speaker 3I saw it in English.
Speaker 2I saw it in English, that's on English girl. Well, that one was a good one, that one for sure Jack Frost was the one.
Speaker 3I think we had in.
Speaker 2DVD. You guys had a big yeah.
Speaker 3My mom used to collect. She still has it Like crazy.
Speaker 2Did you remember she had the cabinet. You'd pull the cabinet.
Speaker 1And it was all.
Speaker 3All of them.
Speaker 1My favorite thing to do With you guys Was to always Like watch movies. When I lived in my house.
Speaker 2It was like living in the well, back in the day we used to, we used to go, I think, every sunday, to blockbuster.
Speaker 1Let's go buy a movie, yep every, every friday night we would get some blockbuster. That was, my dad would meet some guy in a parking lot and we'd get like the burn cds yeah and then they'd be like halfway through some guy standing up and we're like dad and he's, he's like what do you? Want me to do my dad's friend Rolando would.
Speaker 2He said shout him out, shout out Rolando, shout out Rolando, shout out Rolando, come through, we're just here Y'all got the new Wicked movie on Dude.
Speaker 1I still haven't seen it. I can't oh.
Speaker 3Oh.
Speaker 1Whoa, I didn't know we were in the presence of royalty. That was crazy, I'm a queen. She said I'm a bad man. Yeah, I never had a real movie. What?
Speaker 3That's so random she said let me be honest, let me be honest, I'm talking about my parents, never like pinches chafas.
Speaker 1I'm all trauma jumping on you guys. Hey, my don't mean it. You said I'm just in a silly goofy.
Speaker 2No but you know what I love? Because I would sleep over with pancho and then I love going to your guys's house because pancho is allowed to stay up late as fuck on his xbox, or we would stay up and watch south park. South park was always funny.
Speaker 1Yeah, no rules in my house. Nobody raised us. You did sleep over a lot of Panchos, huh.
Speaker 2Pancho would sleep a lot. He said I was trying to watch.
Speaker 1Bro, like we were there with you guys every weekend. You guys were like. You know, my favorite was Halloween time.
Speaker 2Ah dude. I wish we could mention it back.
Speaker 1You could tell them them. That's not this holiday, so I don't know what'd you dress up like a baby.
Speaker 3I don't know why we're talking about halloween on the christmas episode it's
Speaker 1just so. Isn't this weird, you know, he said I'm embarrassed memory lanes, memory, lane, memory. No, she's like, more like trauma it was all, all of us, small. It was like what Us, three older ones and then Martin. So Halloween they would always take me because my parents worked all the time. I don't know when was they. Pancho, come with us. Pancho came as well. I was like you guys are going trick or treating without him. No me acuerdo.
Speaker 2Jason would go with us.
Speaker 1Jason, jason, jason they got a laugh because you guys always were the ones who got scared can I tell my? Point of view.
Speaker 2First, they would see like a Chucky doll or something, and Jason would flip the fuck out.
Speaker 1He was traumatized me as fuck. I was traumatized too me as fuck, okay, same. So they call me like the day of halloween. What do you want to be for halloween? A baby or a rock star? I was leaning towards rock star. These dumb ass bitches go, oh, but you would look so cute as a baby. You, you're a baby. This and that.
Speaker 1I was like, all right, a baby. And it was because my tia Rosy would. She did our makeups and stuff and I remember that time she wanted to dress you up as a baby and she was like what's up?
Speaker 3my tia, rosy Me tia.
Speaker 1Rosy, hella love babying me.
Speaker 3I was like bitch. I am five foot six.
Speaker 1That was big as fuck, hella tall. Right, they're dressing me as a baby bitch and a onesie. I look like I was going to bed and I look like a baby. Anyway, they dress me up whatever. We always go to the more affluent areas to trick or treat um period, as god intended. All I remember is like going to this house, right walking. This man was very still, but I didn't know it was a man. Okay, I thought it was a fucking. Next thing, you know this isn't? I'm looking up because I'm trying to off the dome yo these are my memories okay, um, all I remember is like about to grab candy from the man's lap.
Speaker 1He stands the fuck up and I run. I leave my bucket of candy. It flies all over the place. I run, I fall onto the street. My pantuflas are in the yard. Shit is crazy. And these don't. They're laughing, they're dying. I am on the street. It's almost like they shot me, but they didn't. Um bro, imagine how do you over here having a laughing attack? Oh my god. But yeah, it was crazy, crazy, insane. That was so funny and that's my point of view.
Speaker 2I don't know what this whole point that's literally just you running and just falling on the street oh my gosh, that was on the street. You, you and and adi with we're the clumsiest ones all the time. Hey, the time. Hey, let me ask you something.
Speaker 3I'm still clumsy I'm still clumsy.
Speaker 1I was going to say. Some would argue they still are. I lay on the floor, bro. No One year. Me and Adi have been friends since third grade. My friend Adi. Every time you say Adi, I'm like what. No, this Adi, like what the hell?
Speaker 2I've been knowing this puta since the third grade. No, you mean it Up down?
Speaker 1up down. Ignore my CS room. No. So I know this bitch since third grade and, I guess, one day. So rumor has it that we went to our moms and said we want to be a pair of dice.
Speaker 3Right, Like a pair of dice.
Speaker 1A pair of dice, not paradise, like with punching, no, the one six-sided. Okay, supposedly, me and adi went to our parents and said we want to be a paradise. That memory is not in my head, nor in adi's head, and one year we popped out. We were literally a paradise, like a box, a cardboard box, yeah, a cardboard box painted like a fucking dice. And we walked around like that and our moms were like you guys thought of it, it was your idea, no way in hell. We came and we're like hey, I want to be a paradise, thank you. So we don't know whose idea it was, but they said it was ours, supposedly, and there's no way I need to pull up a picture. That's pretty creative, because who the fuck would think I want to be a paradise? No, but we were in like I don't know if it was third grade, but we're like little, like literally just boxes, like a paradise. I'm like what the hell it was your dad, dude. I'm like who thought of this? Because it was not me.
Speaker 1There was another year. We were m&ms. Me and my siblings were m&ms and my brother was a little brown m&m. That's actually really cute. It was all right. It was, it was all right was there actual costumes?
Speaker 2or like di yeah, no, we di wide, no we di wide, we di wide.
Speaker 1Yeah, it was crazy. I need to find the dice picture my baby costume was also di wide period. They just dressed me in some pajamas they dress you like you're going to bed. That's funny as fuck. Ah, memories, Well that's.
Speaker 3October for us.
Speaker 1That was Halloween. October's fun, november's fun too, because it's birthdays, thanksgiving. Oh yeah, you don't remember. Damn good, I'm like what else? Oh well, yeah, it's Cynthia. No, it's in what Cynthia? No, it's Beto and Cynthia Cynthia is too. Beto's a November Scorpio.
Speaker 3Beto's November. I don't know if he's a. Is he a Scorpio?
Speaker 1he's November 8th. My homie be el querendon, le dicen. Yo le digo Beto's funny, just kidding. I love you cousin, have fun. Where is he at Mexico? Shout out to you what about Christmas? Christmas, did we celebrate Christmas together?
Speaker 2No, I don't remember growing up and us being together in Christmas time.
Speaker 1Your parents would bring us gifts, though, and your mom would also bring us gifts, and you know what? I have a vivid memory of you guys calling me like what do you want for Christmas? And me, because of societal pressure I felt like Societal pressure she said a baby doll. No, this is desierto. I don't know what else to get. All I had were Barbies. So I was like Barbies. But in my heart, in my heart of hearts, I knew that I wanted school supplies.
Speaker 2Oh my god, I don't know, I mean, me gustaba mucho los crayones like hey give me a nice box of color pencils.
Speaker 1I'll give you a kiss on the lips. I was like, oh, a barbie, I would get a barbie. Were you excited about the barbie when you saw it, or you?
Speaker 2were just like I was like oh, let me play with them.
Speaker 3He said I guess?
Speaker 1yeah, because I remember for us it was like let me play with them. He said, I guess.
Speaker 2I remember, for us it was like we would always go to Mexico during the holidays.
Speaker 1Yeah, we did. That was fun. I loved going to Mexico.
Speaker 2I hated the road trip, though Road trip is kind of crazy. Six days. That's three days. It was three days, and that's, that's been Three days, three days, it was three days.
Speaker 1And three days back it probably felt like six days?
Speaker 2It probably felt like six days. It was only three days.
Speaker 1Like day and night you guys would drive or you guys would stop. No, we would stop Probably once To stay in a hotel.
Speaker 2I think it depended on the city, because I think when we got to Sinal, when my dad was like, alright, we'll stay.
Disney Adventures and Memories
Speaker 1My dad didn't like. My dad was very like that was, when Mexico wasn't that bad huh with like yeah no, and they had this thing like that you would stop at a certain area in Mexico and like they would give you like protection, or you would just have to put this pamphlet on your car. Yeah, and my dad's like ay déjenlo, ay pónganlo para que vean?
Speaker 2no, my dad's very he's very nervous and very like he sounded.
Speaker 1He sounded, so stressed. I called martin yesterday when they were leaving and I was like just wish him. I literally told martin just wish him like safe travels or whatever. I don't need to talk to him, just give me safe travel, he goes. I'll give him the phone right now.
Speaker 1I was like, don't do that so he walks to your dad, and so he walks to your dad and he gives the phone and he's like, hey, cat, or he was like it's cat and he's like, hey, man. I was like, hey, merry christmas, like I hope you have a good trip or whatever, and he's like, yeah, okay, uh, okay, merry christmas, okay, bye and I was like why'd you give that man the phone? He was so stressed. He sounded so like like not, not it.
Speaker 3He was like merry christmas and I was like I don't want to talk to anyone right now, dude, seriously, I felt so bad.
Speaker 1I said why'd you get that man the phone? My dad keep it to yourself. Panic attack when he has to like leave the country, or it's just like it's a lot.
Speaker 2He has the two boys this time airport dad I just I just think, that my dad just has like ptsd or anxiety like heavy anxiety from always crossing the border, and always like from a young age like he had so much issues like traumatic experiences, so so he wants to do everything he's he's for sure like, even with, with, when he with border patrol agents. Like he is for sure like he's very he's like, he's honest yeah but it was fun.
Speaker 1I remember, yeah, I was like when we would go to like three houses for christ.
Speaker 3Yeah, I hate the border patrols. We've always traveled what.
Speaker 1I hate the border patrols too.
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, real, real, real. When you guys went to Disneyland and I was like I hope you get blisters, I didn't mean that.
Speaker 3Ah, you got blisters.
Speaker 1Yeah, you stupid bitch. Yeah, let me tell you, there was literally a bubble on my pinky toe.
Speaker 2Oh, there were two bubbles on my pinky toe. I was in pain, I was limping.
Speaker 1Wear shoes to wear? No, it's because I was wearing nikes, but I I wore them at work for like two or three days, but they weren't like broken in enough. Well then, that day we did I don't know how many thousand steps, but like thousand they weren't broken in enough.
Speaker 2Just kidding, yeah you should have gotten some news girl or is it new?
Speaker 1but I had a new sport, new balance, no, new balance. There you go, I don't know. But yeah, so I had two bubbles on my toes and I was like this fucking bitch, jojo, wish this on me. What a jerk. I was like I'm like fuck and for real, I was like limping the next day. It hella hurt and then it popped and it was bloody. I was like that's good, he's like, and you're not supposed to pop, because then they're like well, I did it.
Speaker 1It was rubbing on my chancla and it popped no, the next day on the way home it popped and it was bleeding and I was like fuck, yeah, so thank you for that we need to go on a fucking disney trip hey hey, don't tempt me for our birthday weekend there's something, any when is your birthday, february, february that would be fun.
Speaker 1We, we should I haven't been to disney and I'm like I haven't been to disney in like two years so rumor has it that we were trying to get a cabin for oh yeah, rumor it does have a whatever. Whatever works out better. Rumor has it and I think a cabin loki might be cheaper than disneyland. Oh hell yeah 100, so 104 we should do a cabin. That'd be fun. I know you guys told me when you graduate you gotta find the cabin. So oh yeah, kat's gonna be able to afford it.
Speaker 1That is no per per, like bitch hopefully, but yeah well, period cabin or Disney any day, though. Disney any day, oh my god don't tell me what the good time, except right now. I had so much fun when I went with you guys. It was so fun.
Speaker 2But you were able to explore more. Huh, yes, yeah, you know what? Yeah, marco, that was crazy Monaco's you got to come back to.
Speaker 1Yeah, the first time I went. Do you think Marcos can hang though all day? No See, that's my biggest fear is going with people that can't hang. You got to. It's not your vibe, it's not his vibe.
Speaker 2My thing is, you know yeah, I can handle it.
Speaker 1Let's talk about Marco, and he's right there. He's not able to defend himself when the fireworks show starts. I need a good seat. No, we need to be on our Zoom when the fireworks are on.
Speaker 2Right right, right. I'd be so sad if I had to.
Speaker 1Yeah you know what? Yeah, that's what we did, and the rides were fireworks wrong, because everyone cares about fireworks. No, ride, ride, ride, ride, pyrotechnic show girl. That shit is good as fuck. Yeah, you don't like to sit and enjoy it? Well, if you want a good spot, you have to dude.
Speaker 2You have to wait like two hours before if you want a good spot like in front of the castle, you'll walk around and people are already like all right, it's like yeah, camping and no camping out for real afternoon like bitch, get the fuck.
Speaker 1No, the firework shows at nine. There can't be out at like six o'clock. I'm like what are you doing, dude? And then you have to sit there and wait. You can't like like either everyone's waiting or no one's like waiting, but you can kind of see it everywhere.
Speaker 1So I'm just like right right we did stop when we were just sitting on the side. We weren't in front of the show so we didn't see like all, like all of the designs that were in front of the castle, but like the fireworks and everything it was nice yeah, you could see that and we were chill, but we were tired. We were just burned out by that time and what?
Speaker 1it was nine, like you said, and we had been there since eight am, so we did like rope drop to to the ending, like we heard the opening message and the closing message and we were like bitch, we're on it, so you guys as soon as the park doors open. You were there. You guys were there, we were there. Oh, I can and then we were there like breakfast there and then we yeah did all the rides we wanted, and until it closed at literally midnight.
Speaker 1I would like to do that, but every time I go to disney I like I do things before and I just get to the park, like in the middle of the day, and I enjoy half, but I enjoy it, you know, from girl 12 in the afternoon to like closing till midnight. Yeah, I mean, that's a good amount of time. No, I count down the hours. I'm like we have 14 hours left. What are we doing? What are we doing? You're crazy. We're going, yeah, and I think us we grew up as like, oh, if we're gonna go, when we would go to like disney or something you're gonna get your money's worth yeah, we would be there until like late nine at least.
Speaker 1You know, yeah, and this last when I went with my boyfriend, we got we ate breakfast out and like we got there around like 10.
Speaker 3Where'd you eat breakfast and then we left around like five, but we were, we were tired, we were both like exhausted.
Speaker 1And now this last time I went it was 8 to 12. 8 to midnight, 8 am, yeah, but I did so much more stuff. What'd you say, simp, at the beginning of this show, and?
Speaker 2we were like. I like to know details. I asked where you had breakfast denny's.
Family Cooking and Event Planning
Speaker 1Oh, he said don't be disrespectful, they're fancy, it was the I hop next to disney and they were like you guys want a I hop next to disney and they're like you guys want a picture anything next to disney's like bougie, it's fine and we got pictures there's a place that sells pies right in front of it. It's called cocos right yes, it's really good. Yeah, no, we stopped by when we were leaving the next day, we there was a pupus like a pupian like restaurant bomb bomb, just look up look it up.
Speaker 3It was so good, it was so good yeah, fuck yeah dude.
Speaker 1Yeah, like my people dude. I had some frijolitos con it looked gas yeah con banana, oh my god, so I love frijolitos. I like banana and frijolitos it was bomb, and then we just left home because we were broke as fuck after that. Well, that was the thing we were like oh, we're gonna go to the cayennes the next day, girl.
Speaker 2Everyone woke up and we were like, let's go. Oh, we didn't go. No, you didn't, didn't, we didn't, because you're tired dude.
Speaker 3All day you're like on a high and then you sleep. You wake up and you're tired, my dear billy girl.
Speaker 1Oh no, oh, that's another story. You guys want to have that drama. Oh my, god. Did you guys hear about that whole Disney, that one character from Disney, that they fired him because everyone made him viral On TikTok?
Speaker 2Oh yes, the dude that played one of the elves With the naughty and nice. Just because they were like.
Speaker 1They kept calling him by his name.
Speaker 2By his actual name. Yeah, they have a rule that like if you get discovered. You're not supposed to be like, your identity is not supposed to be. Um, revealed and shit. Yeah, fuck, I'm so loud.
Speaker 1Sorry, you really are dude, it's catching through oh, we could talk about how we're the, we're the, we're the new generation of Theos and Theas. I have to carry on, did we already?
Speaker 2talk about that. We never did.
Speaker 1Kind of.
Speaker 2What do you mean?
Speaker 1Touched on it. Well, you guys, you guys are the Theos of this generation.
Speaker 3So how do you feel? I bet you're also a Thea.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, huh.
Speaker 2How do we feel?
Speaker 1I suck, you think. Yeah, I don't think I'm as like I know for a fact. I'm the cool uncle. Yeah, I'm not going to say I think I'm the cool tia, but I do think of the two of us. Of the two of us, there's two.
Speaker 2There's Three Of the three.
Speaker 1For sure.
Speaker 3I think I'm the closest to them.
Speaker 1Well, I think we live close, so I think that helps a lot.
Speaker 3I would cry, if she cried when she saw me imagine what?
Speaker 1I think it's funny that she barely sees my parents and she doesn't cry with them either. Yeah, no, just kids, no she said in the club, we all fam, we all fam In the club, we all fam. Yeah, she'll go with you guys, fine Kids. No, she shouldn't. And the thing is, my parents want her attention and shit.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1And you know how babies are Like más los quieres y no te quieren Real. And with her it's different. She's like okay, let's go, come on. I feel like they go through their, their times where they're like oh, they want to be like with us, and there are times where they literally can't stand us. Yeah, because I'm like, depending on the mood you catch them in, they're like oh, they want to come and like sit with you and hang out, and other times they're like don't even look at me yeah, that happens as a parent too, because all of a sudden she wanted to be with me today she said you never want to be, yeah she
Speaker 1never she could care to chetos. But there she is. No, it's funny she's chilling right now. Look at her. I was thinking about, though, on thanksgiving, or like christmas, like when our parents go who's cooking thanksgiving dinner. I know it cannot be me, could it be you? No, I think it's gonna be up to if I'm being real, if I really have to like, like the people that are in our family, I think it's gonna be up to you and me, because I feel like, as it is real, I'm like real when we do, like events, or like we get together no, I have not learned any like life learning skills I kind of just
Speaker 3float around everywhere skills I just I kind of just float around everywhere.
Speaker 1Hey, that shit was hard as fuck. It's actual science, back and cheese. Yes, look at it. I did it. I made it for my grandma's birthday and then I made it again for thanksgiving. And my grandma's birthday was gas, my thanksgiving it wasn't, it was curdled. Huh yeah, I was like I'm sick of this shit. I made it for the guys that Endorse soccer. We were doing A watch party. That was a watch party and I had some of the players Like, hey, your mac and cheese. I'm like stop.
Speaker 3Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2You're like Go get my cheese. They were like, fuck, that's Marco's girl, we gotta it was good.
Speaker 1I guess Marco's like hyper up, hyper up. I believe that. I believe that I don't care, I don't care I don't cook, so the fact that that came out good.
Speaker 3No real.
Speaker 1That's what I'm like cool. I was thinking about that on my dad's side of the family too. I said my aunts do everything and when they go, who's doing it? It has to be like who's doing me? You, cynthia. Literally it's gonna be you and me. Like me and you every time there's a birthday party, who's decorating or who's offering it you and me, real bro. They even came through my graduation. That's how I know like that.
Speaker 3Them we need, even if my, if my mom ever stopped cooking it I probably could do we gotta get?
Speaker 1meetings together. You and me like okay? Oh god plan me and adi are so funny because we'll get together and we'll be like, oh my god, we're party planners. And then we'll be the day of the party and we'll be like I'm never doing this shit again. I'm over it. I feel like you guys like it, though we do you guys really are. I like it. I like it, but the day of I fucking hate that shit.
Speaker 1The day of the one that are planning everything yeah, we do like it quiet on the set hey, easy on my friend now, her literally dying, oh yeah no real so camille and adi need to learn how to cook, then if it's up to us, I feel like I'm okay. I'm okay. I feel like I can follow a recipe. Give me a fucking video, yeah, and some instructions, and I I'll follow through, but give me the video. It may take me forever. I'm a visual learner. I'm like we'll cook three days thanksgiving dinner three days before, yeah, but I'll do it on god, adi is actually a good cook.
Speaker 1So, plot twist, adi's just gonna be invited everyone. She's gonna help me cook.
Speaker 2Adi, my friend adi, okay, I knew it I was like that's a lot of credit, but okay I mean you too, you're already gonna be there I felt kind of special for a second.
Speaker 3But no I did.
Speaker 1You were special anyways he does not know the live audience is being.
Speaker 2You said I'm holding that martin be throwing comments out like martin be throwing comments and I'm like I'm not cooking anything, I'm not cooking, that's.
Family Love Story
Speaker 1And then he's like, well, I'm gonna order something I'm like bro, we have food you know who are good cook in the family, the men like gordo gets down on god when my dad have y'all tried my dad? You fuck with his spaghetti. Don't lie. I feel like you cook me you could his spaghetti hey, even if it's just spaghetti yes, you do.
Speaker 2You were craving it all the time you eat his spaghetti spaghetti.
Speaker 1Why am I thinking mac and cheese?
Speaker 3I love your mac and cheese.
Speaker 1The minute he made spaghetti. I don't make it anymore. I think that's the only thing I really. He makes some good stuff when he feels like it.
Speaker 2I just have to be in the mood.
Speaker 1Well, you're not here when he's in the mood. You have to show me He'll be cooking when he wants to. That's a problem, though.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's good, I listen to it.
Speaker 1He gets down, my dad get down. Have y'all tried my dad's food?
Speaker 3Yes, I don't know if I have. Your dad sells, doesn't he?
Speaker 1Yeah, hey up, sigan a Victor. No, just kidding Dude. I love how your Salvadorian accent comes out. He regrets he's never lived in Salvador. I spent two years of my Thanksgiving break there. Y pues, yo, ya me creo native. I forgot the word in Spanish, sorry. I remember one year I went over there and they Puchica hijo de puta, maje Voz. I wanted to be them. So bad that word. I was like I love voz.
Speaker 2Though I wish it came naturally, it doesn't.
Speaker 1It doesn't, it just doesn't. I'm like they're like why don't you say vos Bitch, I'm not from here? I tried to do it once and they looked at me crazy, like why are you saying that?
Speaker 2They're like Actually it's offensive Shut up, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1Hey, vos means like Tu.
Speaker 2I couldn't tell you Tu.
Speaker 1I've heard some saying, some saying it like me, it depends.
Speaker 2Because sometimes we have some family members that talk pretty quick and they do say it and refer to themselves as me, my dad.
Speaker 1he doesn't have an accent, but when he's over there, his accent pops up. I think your dad has an accent here. You think, yeah, I think you have an accent.
Speaker 3Sometimes your dad does have an accent, your dad has an accent.
Speaker 1And you have an accent, but what type of accent? El Salvadorian?
Speaker 2Salvadorian? Salvadorian or Mexican, no, salvadorian.
Speaker 1Salvadorian, salvadorian accent. That's terrible.
Speaker 3Isn't that terrible? Hey, take that part out.
Speaker 1I actually really Block erase, gordo block erase.
Speaker 2You know, what.
Speaker 1I'm interested in Knowing how your mom met my uncle, oh and knowing how your mom met my uncle.
Speaker 3Oh, tell us their love story.
Speaker 1Dude, they're in Mexicali and Salvador. Like, where did that click? Your grandma used to be my grandma's neighbor In Salvador.
Speaker 3Oh no, in Mexicali.
Speaker 1Yes, ma'am, your grandma, your mom, my tia, it was best friends with my mom's older sister and I guess when my dad crossed the border he stopped at my tia's house.
Speaker 2Well, he, I don't know well, from what my mom said is that victor was the first one to to make it yeah, yeah and that, yeah because he helped my mom cross.
Speaker 1Yeah, all I know is that he would visit I don't know if it was from salvador or from the us and um that my mom seen him. Bro, my mom is 13 years younger than him so he was like 20 something and she was like 13, what and suppose I don't know that, because my grandma feeds the whole neighborhood. Y'all know my grandma my grandma, chata tu concha.
Speaker 1She like, I think que vino, and he like came to eat at my grandma's house and my mom supposedly my tia said. Then my mom said oh yo le llevo las tortillas, and my dad was there, and then supposedly that my dad told my grandpa I'm to come back for her when she's like 18.
Speaker 2Of age.
Family Love Story Origins
Speaker 1And he did come back for her when she was 18. What that's crazy. He was like vamonos and she said, okay, yeah, that's crazy, he bought yeah, he bought a house first, and then he came back for her the house that you guys live in now, yeah, I'm. And then he came back for her the house that you guys live in now, yeah, yeah, I'm back in the ghetto. Yeah, cute. How did your parents meet? I think I know this already. How did your parents meet?
Speaker 3how did your?
Speaker 1parents meet, oh that was a little scandalous. I was like I think I know my mom, I know some of them were okay. Yeah, she, she had a friend and my mom, my mom's they were best. Oh, maybe they were. My mom said that they were.
Speaker 2They were best friends. My mom's they were best friends? Oh, maybe they were. My mom said that they were best friends.
Speaker 1They were best friends. They were close friends, really close friends. I guess Maybe best friends, I don't know and she was dating my dad at the time and they had a very toxic relationship. I guess, like you know, a lot of fighting and she was dating around or just not, and my dad didn't like it and my dad's a very serious, very serious man on the street hey can I tell you guys something? I, I, I get so gassed up when I make him giggle.
Speaker 3Oh when I make him, bro.
Speaker 1My tío is the most serious man I've ever met and every time si abro la boca y digo una babosada, cause that's how you know you got him. That one, that one got him. I just said I strive For the same sound.
Speaker 2That was a good impression.
Speaker 1Yeah, anyways, go ahead.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's all I wanted to say, just so y'all know the type of man he is, siri man, but I can make him giggle, that's all yeah, so from my mom, from what I remember my mom saying is that they all had the same similar friend group so they would all go to bailes, they would all like go to different things. Um, around fresno and and my mom was like really close friends with my dad and like they would give each other advice, right?
Speaker 1No, well, no, they were going out. And then they broke up and they were still like in the breakup stage where they're like kind of still messing with each other, and my dad would come and be like well, you're a friend, oh no, I guess they would like get in fights or whatever. And this girl like bit my dad or whatever, or something like that. What the fuck?
Speaker 1And then the girl came to my mom, like saying like, oh, he's just this and that, and blah, blah, blah. And then my dad would come and be like, well, your friend, she like bit me. And she was like, no, well, you're not supposed to. So she was like the one that was in between.
Speaker 2The mediator.
Speaker 1You're not supposed to do this, and my mom's friend was, you know, just being a wild girl I guess, and my dad was just there and I guess, when they broke up. I have a question yeah, they're not friends. No more right? Yeah, no, I think we've. I think we've run into her. Yeah, I think we have. I think we've ran into her at like a family party or two it was so little.
Speaker 1Yeah, it was so little yeah and then I guess they broke away. Then my mom she's, she broke away with her relationship. And then that's when my dad, I guess, started kind of like hey, trying to court her.
Speaker 2It just started developing.
Speaker 1Slowly, and then he would come and she was like I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to date with you. So, friend to lover or enemies to lover. What was the trope? No, my mom, I think it was got her little apartment and my dad yeah, your mom was on her own and your dad would help her and he would help her.
Speaker 1He started helping her with the apartment and she was like, all right, I'll see what's up. And then I guess there was like a shooting in the apartment area and they shot like the door and like I guess, like the, the bullet went over me or cynthia's head or some shit like that and it scared my mom and she was like, like she's?
Speaker 1got to go he's like I don't know why you're still doing here. When I got my own place, you should just come over here. And your mom said, okay, daddy, yeah, and then we live out in the country. So you know what, 30 years later, period?
Speaker 2and then they all, all three families, lived in one trailer yeah, that's how they started off.
Speaker 1That's how they started off. Three families, all three, my and my dad so the three brothers, their spouses and then whatever kids they had no. And then my mom was the first woman that came into the house. She said that there was like the curtains were actually like the covers, the bed sheets, the bed sheets.
Speaker 3They would use three guys. They were just like whatever.
Speaker 1Yeah, so she's the one that kind of fluffed up and they all shared a bar of soap. Yeah, they probably did. Is it weird? There was one toothbrush and then after that she like helped them out cooking and stuff, and then they got their wives, their wives, and then they brought them in, and then that's when they moved out, and then that's crazy, like that, yeah well, fun fact remember.
Speaker 2Remember the storage units that were in front of the trailer. Oh yeah, those Dude.
Speaker 1It was back in the day.
Speaker 2Back in the day, those storage units that we had just to store Our stuff, that used to be the camp For all the workers. They had the workers Bunk beds.
Speaker 1They had like, yeah, bunk beds on the side and it was just like straight and me and my sister would go in there because like the workers were like respectful, yeah, and like they knew, you know, and then we would just go in there. That's how I got my first sip of beer One of those guys gave me. So, yeah, he said hmm, hmm, look at me now.
Speaker 2Look at me now.
Speaker 1But yeah, it was very, very country living, which I love. I love the experience of country.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1I love going over every weekend. All we did was play in the mud Literally.
Speaker 2There's pictures. There's pictures of us playing in the mud.
Speaker 1Yeah, playing in the mud, running to the peach fields, ride the quads. You guys would tell me scary stories about the coyotes Because they would tell us like, oh, if you look up and there's an owl, they're going to come and snatch your eyes.
Speaker 2Don't look at the owl. You see the owl? Yeah, you're like, oh my.
Country Living and Pet Stories
Speaker 1God, don't look, don't make eye contact. I'm just like I'm sorry, I looked, I looked, I looked. Oh, I'm sorry, it's coming from my eyes day and once the sun would go down, I'm like, fuck, I gotta stay here because then all you would hear is I have to see I'm unsafe. I get that question all the time like aren't you scared of living out here?
Speaker 1I'm like no bro, the thought of moving out here. I was like fuck, no, I'm not moving out in the country because I've been in the city my whole life, but I've been in the city my whole life, seeing lights, hearing neighbors like. And then martin was like well, I have this house, like, let's like move in together and I was like well, I have this house, let's move in together.
Speaker 2And I was like I don't want to. You know, that cat wanted me to downgrade and been like. No, I was like why don't we get an apartment? It's like around other people. It's like you're not on your own and he's like I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1And I was like I don't know if I can live in the country. I'm scared, Do you? We have to live in the country now.
Speaker 2I hate this city.
Speaker 1No for real. I love country living. If I could live in the country forever. I live in the ghetto. You're like it'd be weird if I didn't hear sirens.
Speaker 3I'm in the ghetto.
Speaker 2I'm like the homeless people.
Speaker 1I know it sounds like very cliche, very like bitch shut up, like, but no, every night helicopter, wee-oo, wee-oo, wee, or like the helicopter intercom like, oh yeah, you live over there on taleri street. That's scary, I remember. I mean now I'm pretty sure it's even more. You said now it's my lullaby, yeah, I, I really do be enjoying it. No, she'd be outside trying to get the cheese made.
Speaker 1They're like ma'am, go inside bro, they're weird like there's cops in my neighborhood every other weekend. Last weekend because the house in front of us, the workers come from all over the state to work during the seasons and, like a month ago, the cops had them all kneeled down and it was the SWAT. Bro, what the hell. These men that come here to work during the season. What did they do to you? To the popo. And my mom was like. I was like ¿Y tú por qué andabas haciendo afuera? She was like she's like.
Speaker 3I was like Dude you gotta show Cheeto, please put Cheeto. I love Che a las cuatro Dude. You gotta show Chido, please put Chido, I love Chido.
Speaker 1He's still alive, 10 years. Oh my God.
Speaker 2Chido is a little miniature chihuahua Like miniature.
Speaker 1When I say, like my foot's bigger than him, he's tiny, no. And then Jojo describe him, describe what he looks like.
Speaker 2Describe his face. Show a picture. No, not a german shepherd.
Speaker 1Think of a german shepherd think of a german shepherd, he's a little baby and then and then he has a little tongue out.
Speaker 2Yeah, his eyes are, and his eyes are cross-eyed.
Speaker 1He's a little he has. I wish he had his own instagram. I would totally follow him for real.
Speaker 2Likeeto, I did not live in his best life, that fool is still alive.
Speaker 1I can't believe it. Yeah, I love him. My mom loves him. Oh my, his penis is always out, his little chile. I'm like he said he's indecent. He's indecent, put some clothes on him. No, yeah, he's a character. It's weird how, like he's so tiny, he's a character. He likes people surprisingly. He growls at everybody. He growls. But he's so tiny, he's a character. He likes people surprisingly. Yeah, he growls at everybody.
Speaker 2He's very friendly, like once well, after a while he warms up after a while. Well, first but the whole time he's gonna be barking.
Speaker 1He's so little though I can't describe it. He's like how is it with your orange cat? Oh, they, they love each other. I raised them together so they have to love each other. I love my cat. Shout out to kitty, his name is carrie, like jim carrie. And every time I go to the vet they're like is this a girl? I'm like no, he's a man, carrie carrie. He said don't be rude. He said why are you misgendering me?
Speaker 2but yeah, no, I remember you guys would always carry cheeto yeah, and then you guys stopped carrying him around.
Speaker 1What happened? He's a. He's a man, bro, he's a senor I remember bancho would be like bro walking around with imagine this six foot man, latino looks arabic. Foot man, latino looks arabic. Uh, I'm like real narizon trompudo no, just kidding with a fucking chihuahua on his arm. Like imagine y'all not legally blonde, like that miss l woods with her chihuahua bruiser, mr I'm not saying his name my brother with his Chihuahua Cheeto. Six foot, 5'11". I don't know have you took him to visit.
Speaker 2He can't, oh, he can't no Imagine, though, shoving him in a purse.
Speaker 1I need to register him as a therapy dog, but they're going to see him and be like he is not a therapy dog. They're going to be like bitch. He needs therapy.
Speaker 3He needs therapy.
Speaker 1Like, what do you do to him? Nothing, he's just an anxious person, like a person that is so funny. He is a person At this point, like 10 years for a chihuahua to live that long, yeah, especially that breed. Yeah, how did you guys get Chido?
Speaker 1yeah, he's an icon, he's a legend um my neighbor thought he was because my dad used to breed german shepherds. Yeah, we always had puppies. She thought one of our puppies ran away. At that time we did have puppies. Right, we're like, oh shit, give it to us. Like girl, that shit costs like 350, like it's not for free. She's like two of them ran away. When we the box it's a wiener dog and Cheeto. We were like huh, are you sure? She's like yeah, these are your dogs. Okay, I don't know who these dogs are. No, cheeto's sister. We gave her away. We never seen her again. We should have kept her. They would have been so funny to raise together together. But he was raised as an only kid my brother, my brother raised him um up until because he was born in 2014.
Speaker 1I think he's a leo. I'm gonna be real and he honestly he gives leo energy.
Speaker 2He gives leo energy, he's so he's definitely a Leo.
Bobby the German Shepherd Family Dynamics
Speaker 1His sister. We gave him away to my tia Mila. Remember my tia Mila. She loved chihuahuas too. She love chihuahuas. I don't know His sister. She weenie. His sister was a chihuahua mixed with a wiener dog. We gave her away. I believe she passed away from parvo parvo everybody I need to tell you something inject your dogs for parvo. That's so sad, it's such a sad sickness. All right, go to hope. That's it. Yeah, cheeto, cheeto's a character, I love him one thing I love him.
Speaker 1You guys had bobby, right bobby? Let me tell you, bobby is mine's dad's dog and it's a big-ass german shepherd that got some big-ass paws that kills literally anything that's smaller than a two-year-old for fun. For fun, for fun, and like I want him to love me so bad. Like he's at the house and I see him often and I want to love him so bad, but he just looks at me and scares the shit out of me because I know that at any given moment he's gonna bite me just for fun.
Speaker 1What we realize is that he doesn't like women on god.
Speaker 1He doesn't he does not like me because he'll probably know probably I'm like he'll follow around beto, he'll follow around jerry and even martin. He'll like follow him around and I'll get close to him. I'll get close to him. He turns around. I'm like, oh, or I get there and he barks and I'm like, dude, stop fronting. You know me, stop it. And he'll just sit there and bark at me and I'm like, okay, I'm going inside. And then he gets close to me and I get scared. But I'm like, uh-uh, yeah, he likes attack well, I don't know or playing.
Speaker 1He thinks like he's just big like two toys or like yeah, I think that's what my dad, because bobby was our dog originally. But um, he kept jumping our fucking fence and our neighbor would like threaten us like I'm gonna shoot him. Sir, he's a big ass dog, don't shoot him. Why would you do that? He's like next time he jumps my fence I'm gonna shoot him, but it's because Bobby would go and like tear his shit up and he would like he had like some sofas, tell me why he would poo on them so like no wonder he was always so fucking mad at him.
Speaker 1But yeah, and my dad, like my dad, my dad is such a baby when it comes to animals. He's like I'm not gonna go throw him away or like get into a aspca. I think he asked your mom yeah and your mom was like, I guess, sure, yeah, yep, he'll be there he's just huge and I want him to love me so bad and he just doesn't.
Speaker 1Doesn't he look friendly, but he's not. He does look really friendly. He can be a cute little pal, but he does not want to be he always growls at me when I get home. I'm like do something, and he'll just be like walking away, and then he'll like bark. He punks the shit out of pantera too. Pantera's a little black dog.
Speaker 1There's like they have a black dog and he's abusive, he's not little, but pantera will be walking him and bobby will like growl at him and like, get all close to him and then like yeah, like crouches down. I'm like dude, he's just living, like why are you like that? And he does it all the time. I'm like poor pantera just wants to be loved he'll be like growling at him, and then Patero will be like crying, and then you'll just hear the and you're like why? Why did you do that? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2Sorry for the Bobby slander.
Speaker 1Cause he would look at Penny like a choy choy and I'm like you got me. You said get the fuck away. I just thought that I was like paranoid about him. Yeah, I don't know, bobby was wild. Fuck Bobby, he is, he's scary. Have you seen bobby?
Speaker 2oh, you haven't experienced the love that he doesn't give well, I remember when he, when he, when he had killed that white dog don't say it, stop it.
Speaker 1Don't say it, stop it, stop it, we're done the word on the street is that he assassinated somebody. Word on the street is he was protecting his property. For the poor dog.
Speaker 2He literally grabbed him in the middle.
Speaker 1Oh, I didn't see that. Thank gosh.
Speaker 2Right in half. Right in half Takes it to the front door of your room.
Speaker 1Right, I didn't see it.
Speaker 2I don't know it was on the side, but he was like just ragdolling that shit.
Speaker 1Oh no, the little one. Was it the one of the?
Speaker 2workers, the one that my dad had to pay like.
Speaker 1Well, dumbass too. Why would he bring his dog to work? Yeah?
Speaker 3and then they know that Bobby lives there.
Speaker 2Your fault, but yeah, he's. How do you find him? How do you find that dog? No, I didn't find him. My mom found him. My mom found him.
Speaker 1I did not see it how old's Bobby, bobby's old, old, he's old.
Speaker 3I wouldn't know.
Speaker 1He's eight years old. He was born in 2017, y'all I don't remember what month. No, he's like. He can take down a little animal easily and he's protective over, like his house, obviously but he's still a scaredy cat because then you get close and he's just like walking away and barking. Yeah, Like bitch.
Speaker 1You're like do something about it, I don't know. Anyways, we need to like we're always at dinner and we're always like, oh my God, we should talk about this on podcast. We should talk about this. Like. We're always at dinner and we're always like, oh my god, we should talk about this on podcast. We talk about this and we're always like yeah, yeah, yeah, and no one writes it down. I'll forget.
Speaker 2When I have an idea, I either have to write it down you know what idea put a note, what idea that I did, like that you guys talked about.
Speaker 1It was like once, once a month, girls, girls, uh I think that'd be fun, like a girl segment, like for you guys, real, I'm like when we talk about Girl things Girl, I think girl things.
Speaker 3We talked about astrology, and then Mark can be cat Astrology.
Speaker 1Mark can be the background. Yeah, and we could just be like that would be smart, be chit chatting. Alright, be about it.
Speaker 2Be about it. Once a month Be about it.
Speaker 1Schedule me, show me a proposal. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2Be about it. Write a draft, I will find your replacement. Thank, you. Write a contract. We need to get Cynthia on here, cynthia and your mom.
Speaker 1We need all of us on here. If you get Cynthia in here, I feel like she wouldn't say much. I'm like I'll give you guys $100. If I get her on the pod.
Speaker 2Say less.
Speaker 1I don't feel like she would get in. I don't see it. I don't see it happening. Y'all got this. I'm like Cynthia listen to this fucking clip and sit there for 20 minutes, nah she has to talk about shit.
Speaker 2What would?
Exploring Personality Tests and Astrology
Speaker 1you guys talk about, though I feel like Adi one time said they're different parenting styles, Parenting and I feel like that would be so good. Yeah, we're very different Because you guys are very different, but you guys are raising the girls at the same time. So I was like I feel like that'd be interesting. That's the only one I remember. I like the astrology one, though oh, I don't know much about it.
Speaker 2JoJo has a lot of information about that I know enough, but I don't know, or we should do our Enneagrams. We know a lot but I don't know Our Enneagrams.
Speaker 1The personality tests. Have you guys done that? I love personality tests, have you?
Speaker 2guys done the. You want to know what I found out.
Speaker 1I would love to live most of my life thinking I was a infj. What the fuck's an infj? It's a personality type. It turns out I'm not or I grew out of it. I don't know what happened. I think the trauma, everybody trauma changes you. Trauma changes you real as fuck guilty wait.
Speaker 3What test is that then?
Speaker 1yeah, I'll send you the links, I'll send the link I'll send the enneagram one they're like really legit I should do that and the zodiac sign in the same podcast yeah, that'd be fun I literally did that with my mom and xavier this weekend.
Speaker 2I was like download this app.
Speaker 1we did, co-star. You know what I want to know, like the, the, the chart or whatever, the from the for the houses, the houses that I don't fucking. Gemini rising scorpio, moon, capricorn, venus, pisces I don't know it. Gemini rising Scorpio moon, capricorn, venus, pisces, sun, virgo, moon no, libra, pisces, libra and Aries. I wouldn't fucking know, I don't know. That's part of the reason why I get along very good with you.
Speaker 2I am Martin Melchor Portillo.
Speaker 1That's all.
Speaker 2I know my social security. My social security is he's my.
Speaker 1Oh no, I lied. My sun is Pisces, my moon is Virgo and my rising is Libra. You have to know when you were, what time, the exact minute, and then where you were born 12, 13 PM. Oh, I know those.
Speaker 2Oh, I'm just kidding, do you have CoStar, the app CoStar?
Speaker 1I know they say I use Coaster. Coaster is not good. Is what the?
Speaker 2streets are saying well.
Speaker 1I'd be using Coaster.
Speaker 2Oh, I'm sorry girl then your streets are wrong girl.
Speaker 1I'm like oh, the streets don't like you. Well, what's? The one that the streets are saying is good, I'll get another one, I'm open. No, astro Cafe is really good, but that's not an app it's like a website, real, real. I'll send the link, though. We should all do it. That'd be interesting Enneagram. What if we get like somebody who actually knows about, cause all I know is like Things I've like?
Speaker 3Who do you find a professional?
Speaker 2And it's like legit, like I need to see some background on like Education, how would they show that, though, like bring out the crystals and be like here, bitch Dude, if?
Speaker 1she told me that I'd be like You're good, you're fucking good, here's a hundred bucks.
Speaker 3Yeah, here's your hundred bucks I don't know.
Speaker 1You said a hundred percent.
Speaker 3I don't know. I hear it.
Speaker 1I hear the good ones come to you and that if you look for them, they're usually like scammers or some shit like that. That's what I'm waiting for. So you're waiting for someone to cross your line the day a bruja comes to me and is like I know something about you. You said hook, line and sinker A ver dime culera.
Speaker 2You know what I do want to. I want to get my cards read.
Speaker 1Dude, I did that once. That bitch did not get nothing right. My cousin does it, my life was totally does it my cousin gordo, he does it, he does it. He'll do it on the spot. He's legit.
Speaker 2He liked that shit I don't know he does it. I'm like he likes he's done it for a while.
Speaker 1Yeah, for funsies. I don't want to do it because it's kind of scary. What well he did. I don't like what they say. Well, he did it to me and I was like it was like pretty accurate. And he was like but he's like this is right now. So whatever you do tomorrow can change what the cards say. He was like this is like right now. Oh see, yeah, that's what I've been told so then he was like my mom's was crazy. Yeah, my mom did it, gordo did my mom's, and that one was crazy.
Speaker 2I would like to know him I feel like you guys would vibe with him as well it's's you. No, you've met him before.
Speaker 1No, my cousin Gordo, I was like he's really tall, he's a drag queen, no me acuerdo. Oh, he's been here, he's been around, he's really tall, he's hella funny, he's hella loud.
Speaker 2He's in drag he's in drag I was like he's gay, I don't yeah, he does him at.
Speaker 1Splash and he was like he got invited to some show out of town. He sings really well too. He's really creative. He's tight. Don't let him hear this. It's going to make his head bigger, but he's all right, I need to know him. I will. I'll get in touch. I'll be like hey, come over. We want to get our cards read. Hey, that was unnecessary. Rafa said he's down to be in the podcast.
Speaker 2Dude, tell Rafa to get in. You haven't invited him.
Speaker 1He was like I haven't invited him.
Speaker 2I don't mind inviting people, I don't mind.
Speaker 1But a lot of people.
Speaker 2I don't mind.
Speaker 1A lot of people reach out, you know what a cool episode would be Having our parents. I literally been saying that you know what I wanna do With our parents?
Speaker 2The we listen and we don't judge, I feel like your parents Would read you guys the film Out the fucking window, your mom would throw you, guys Would read you guys the film and I'd love to get it from you, mom.
Speaker 1You know I used to sneak out Of the house One night. I I'd love to get it from you, mom.
Speaker 2you know I used to sneak out of the house some other night. I don't know, I don't think you should say that I'm saying, I'm like really.
Speaker 1To be honest, I'm already at the age where I tell my mom what I've done in my life. Dude, I tell my mom everything. Now, as an adult, I'm like Amar hice drogas este dia. My mom knows a lot. My mom knows a lot.
Speaker 2I'm the opposite. I don't think I talk to neither one of them enough.
Speaker 1That's real. That sounds like a resolution to me for 2025, buddy, the thing is, I could tell my mom, but I probably couldn't tell my dad because he would. He'd get mad still. That would be. That's what he would think of me from then on.
Speaker 2It would change his image.
Speaker 1He'd be like like fucking crackhead every time he'd see me For real. We should do vision boards.
Speaker 3Oh, that's true.
Speaker 1Yeah, All right, everyone. Somebody get a pen and write this shit down.
Speaker 2You guys are throwing a lot of ideas.
Christmas Spirit and Family Memories
Speaker 1You should be writing this down. Write them down. This is going to help your podcast Mental note. You're like I have the audio oh, real no. When you're ready, when you're watching it back, write a note, shout out to cynthia I love you, cousin, I know, hey, cynthia, please don't let me lose a hundred dollars.
Speaker 2You're a bitch, you don't have to come on like cynthia, please. You said a hundred dollars if she comes on and she talk.
Speaker 1Now I feel like if we catch her in a good mood, no, I know my kitty, I bet you I can make, I bet you we could. If it's all four of us, I know, titty, titty, I love you. Don't be saying, watch out, you were my favorite first.
Speaker 3You're still my favorite.
Speaker 1I feel like if we catch, her In a good mood and we're just talking.
Speaker 2And then we just slide her, am I you?
Speaker 1Let me write you another letter.
Speaker 2All I have to do Is just manifest and it's gonna happen.
Speaker 1Period, period that's all I gotta do is remember when he was like I don't believe in manifestation, remember that. I remember god.
Speaker 2It's taking a lot of work to look at us, you have to say it oh I do say it.
Speaker 1Look at you look at you manifesting. I believe in that. I believe when you say something me too because at the forefront of your mind yeah can you say something for me to it become true? A nice one to it become true. What am I? A kindergartner? No, and I heard you have to say it as a. It's already like it already happened.
Speaker 3What did you?
Speaker 2say it's gonna come.
Speaker 1It's gonna come, you're gonna feel it.
Speaker 2I'm sending it to you through mental frequencies.
Speaker 1She said I hate to break to you, I don't know what's going on. Okay, so I have a question for one person, anybody. Babe Marcos is here After hearing us, you've been very quiet. What is your thoughts?
Speaker 3Marcos said you guys are very dumb.
Speaker 2You guys are dumb. No because it's so funny, because I always tell him like babe, my family's very chill.
Speaker 1Like honestly, it's very like how we talk, like now. Like you're just talking about random shit and dumb shit and like marvel shit or you know we'll be talking, yeah. So I'm like and he's very outgoing, like very active, and the crowd what you say. So what do you? So what?
Speaker 2do you? Think marco, marco's, marcus, I hear that right.
Speaker 1Period.
Speaker 3Why are you fucking with the microphone? Lol?
Speaker 1Yeah, lol, this is what we do.
Speaker 3No, literally.
Speaker 1Now a podcast, right now. And now we're, we did yeah.
Speaker 2Oh no, we did, we did At least.
Speaker 1Okay, 10 minutes to that, 10 minutes to Christmas how do you get something? All right.
Speaker 2Somebody tee up.
Speaker 1Wait, I think we got to go. So I personally feel Christmas is very nostalgic now. Because, it's nothing is the same, because I'm an adult now.
Speaker 3Like that shit sucks.
Speaker 1Like, aparte de eso, estoy bien amargada ando bien llena de odio. La neta.
Speaker 2All right, grinch, relax Grinch. El Grinch es bien amargado El.
Speaker 1Grinch es bien amargado, pero es chido Igual que yo, and I just feel like so what's a positive message that you want to give To everybody for Christmas? For Christmas. No se she's like no, yo soy amargada. Give to everybody for Christmas For.
Speaker 2Christmas For Christmas. No sé, no sé.
Speaker 1She's like no yo soy amargada, nice, estoy llena de odio, estoy amargada, ahorita. No, pues no, nada que ver. Continue.
Speaker 2Continue Next, next, your turn.
Speaker 1Si me sale algo, pues lo digo, pero ahorita no. What about you, adi? What's up?
Speaker 2Well, what about you, Addy? What's something?
Speaker 1Well, I think now, since I have a child, I feel like it's very like in my head, like I have to make it, you know, beautiful and like memorable for the girls and stuff. So I feel like my message out to the world should be like not to lose the Christmas spirit. Okay, but no, really, I think just put effort. I mean, obviously our parents did did it.
Speaker 1They put in the effort and it's our job to do that stuff and, as the tios and tias here, I think we need to put a little bit more effort I mean real as we're going in yeah, how about you? Cat. Yeah, what was the question?
Speaker 2what's a message that you would give for everybody, for the?
Speaker 1holiday, it's to spend time with people you love and even if it's a lot of not a lot of time, it's like quality time, like it like it's quality over quantity.
Speaker 1You know um to yeah, try to like be in the spirit. I feel like this year I was not in the spirit. I also was like drowned in finals and stuff. So like I feel like by the time, like my last day was friday and that's the 20th, so like christmas is in four days, like well, now it's even closer. How many is it two? I'm like christmas in two days and I feel like I didn't do nothing. I didn't go to christmas tree lane, I didn't watch the grinch, I didn't put ornaments on my tree. Like I feel like next year I was gonna ask that, but I didn't want to make it grim, no.
Speaker 1and then we live with one of our nieces and we see our other niece often.
Speaker 3I got something positive to say, I'll say it after all you guys Period.
Speaker 1So, yeah, that's what I'm going to do. We should do gingerbread, though, on Christmas Eve, like we did last year. That was kind of fun. I ate mine on the spot, did you? I did I didn't. Was it good? I killed it. Yeah, I feel like with their kits they're not good. I'm always like I don't want to. I'm like is it safe to eat? Yeah, yeah, anyways, that's my message.
Speaker 2What were you going to say, JoJo?
Speaker 1My message is I don't know.
Speaker 2Damn, the Grinch came back.
Speaker 1The Grinch came back. My heart is little right now. She said it did not grow four times its size. It should maybe. Maybe I'll feel different on the 24th. I'll let you guys know. Aren't you going out of town? I am. Are you excited for that? Yeah, I'm excited to see my, my grandma. Oh, you know what? Like, like cat said, spend time with your family, even even if it's not a long time, it's quality time. And also, like I don't know, try to be present because that's something I struggle with a lot like being in the moment because of technology and shit.
Speaker 1But yeah, just look around the room, take a deep breath. Smell, smell, damn it might smell funky.
Speaker 2Yeah, just look around the room, take a deep breath.
Speaker 1Smell, smell, smell. Damn it might smell funky With all the bodies in there, with all those sweaty ass bodies in there, and then just kidding. But yeah, take it in.
Speaker 2Nice.
Speaker 1That's what I've tried to do. I got a camera Like a not a disposable camera, but like an actual camera, and I'm like like, okay, put my phone away and only use the camera, because my excuse is like I want to capture the moment. But then I'm on my phone and I'm like checking instagram, I'm checking snapchat. So now I got a camera that's just for taking pictures and I'm like, okay, my phone's in my purse and now I'm just going to take pictures if I want to, and then you're present and still taking pictures. You know, see, but now for me it's like you have to.
Speaker 1It's because you want to like capture the moment, yeah, yeah, but then you have to print all those pictures I feel like if you don't, yeah they're just in their store and then they're just never seen or you print them and put them in a book I literally have, but I feel like it takes time too. But I have a little thingy, like I have a.
Speaker 1I have a little trunk for pictures, the way that our parents did, because our parents have so many pictures I literally well I literally have a trunk of pictures that's like by the month and the year and that's like you know what I took from you and I I want to do it. Um, scrapbooking, I love scrapbooking. That was a great idea, and more because you know how. You take just random, stupid pictures on your phone and but you know that they have a meaning because you're taking it for some reason. I think it'd be fun to create like a scrapbook for every month we can have a scrapbook night that I I'm down, yeah, god please you guys are speaking my language.
Speaker 1Oh, I know, I said like stay off your phone, but like that's bro, I don't have enough pictures, like of the year. That's how I got a camera, that's how in the moment I be yeah, like today. There's not a single picture today. La verdad me da mucha hueva.
Speaker 3I didn't take a single picture, oh thanks, but whatever, I took a picture of the cake that spelled wrong. And that's it.
Speaker 1Your name was spelled wrong on the cake. No, the congratulations spelled wrong. Yeah, I want to be able to transfer those pictures into something. I think that's my thing.
Speaker 2Go for next year. Go for next year, take more pictures take more pictures, cool, y'all ready to close out?
Speaker 2yeah, yeah, brook boys, brook boy, oh sorry, second opinion go ahead so, for christmas, learn to embrace one another, be there for one another and always, uh, even if you're not with your family this year you aren't with, uh, the people that or you can't be able to see, the people that you love Still give them a phone call, still be there, be present in any type of way that you can, because tomorrow isn't guaranteed. So happy holidays on behalf of the Broke Boys. I love each and every single one of my listeners. I appreciate you guys and I appreciate my family. I appreciate all you guys. Thank you for being here. Thank you for coming. Jojo, quit fucking tapping the microphone.
Speaker 1But didn't they sound like a heartbeat? They sounded like a heartbeat. I think we need to give her the headphones so she knows what it sounds like.
Speaker 2So yeah, so that's my Christmas message to everybody.
Speaker 3Period Period Love it, love it, love it.
Speaker 2All right, any final thoughts, anything else before we close out?
Speaker 1No, we'll just thank you for having us and let's get this once a month girl episode going. There you go.
Speaker 2That'll be in the works.
Speaker 1And don't forget our segment.
Speaker 2And we broke girls something more cheeky you don't even need to think about that, I won't think about it do you guys want to? Give a shout out to anybody cat's a teacher now.
Speaker 1I give a shout out to my family and my little family, which is my two girls and my boyfriend nice Jojo. What about the banda? My family and my little family, which is my two girls and my boyfriend Nice Jojo.
Speaker 2What about the banda?
Speaker 1Oh, I love the banda, Nah just kidding.
Speaker 1I love the banda, of course. Always support and come through. We're always at Indoor on Sundays, usually in the afternoon, or find us on social media. Everyone's welcome Families and we need more girls in the team, so please shout out to all my girls if you play soccer, come through, come through, you'll find us. And lavanda lavanda right, lavanda del valle, okay, that's it. Jersey, oh oh yeah, and soccer style indoors on Cedar and Shaw. Please come by, even just to say hi, we love the support. And, yeah, any custom shirts you guys want or jerseys, I want to say come through and we'll, we'll make it happen. Nice, jocelyn, anything you got to say.
Speaker 2Any shout out?
Speaker 3shout out, shout out shout out to Chido, shout out to Mexicali.
Speaker 1Shout out Chido. Shout out to Chido. Shout out to Mexicali If anybody's listening out there, shout out to Berlin. El Salvador. I didn't even say it right and no one would have known that girl.
Speaker 1No one would have known that. Pero what if we have a guanaco listening bro? You said I gotta be respectful. I have to known that girl. No one would have known that. Pero what if we have a guanaco listening bro? True, you said I gotta be respectful. I have to be respectful. Shout out to my pa, to my ma, to my tia. Pero hay como la quiero. That's it. Oh. Shout out to my cousin's listeners Thank you for supporting him. This is his favorite thing to do in the world. And shout out to his job, thank you. Give me a free case of beer. That's it. Cut, cut.
Speaker 1I'm like I do this, I do this. I do this every year. Um no shout out to everyone that listens.
Festive Christmas Sendoff and Good Wishes
Speaker 2I'm so proud of you and the podcast thank you and you continue and everyone is proud of you thanks.
Speaker 1Yes, cat morning click, click, click. Yay snaps to that period. Bye. Thank you, guys for listening we love you guys.
Speaker 2Uh, peace Snaps to that Period. Bye, thank you guys for listening. We love you guys. Peace.
Speaker 1Bye Dile, bye Boys. Jocelyn, you didn't say bye, oh, not yet. I'm waiting for you. Bye, bye.
Speaker 2Oh, merry Christmas, merry Christmas, merry Christmas, merry Christmas, merry Christmas, happy holidays everybody Happy holidays, happy holidays, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle, all the way. We, the book boys from the hood, we pray for this year. We will stay. We wish your Christmas will be good. We always give you life. We should. We're riding high on Santa's sleigh up to the sky. No way the Grinch will get nearby. Ain't got the Christmas eyes right. We're the boombox of the year. A merry Christmas to you. Come on now.
Speaker 3Oh, oh, oh, we know that Christmas has arrived.
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