Broke Boyz From Fresno
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Broke Boyz From Fresno
Broke Girls Talk: Family, Nostalgia, and Growing Up
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Four cousins gather for a heartfelt discussion about family bonds, growing up, and the surprising ways we come to understand our parents. The conversation weaves through childhood nostalgia, adult responsibilities, and the healing revelation that our parents were just humans doing their best.
• Reminiscing about Spanish TV shows like Sábado Gigante, Cristina, and Doce Corazones that shaped their childhoods
• Discussing how family gatherings have evolved now that they're the adults responsible for creating memories
• Sharing passionate recommendations for shows like House of Dragons, Game of Thrones, and The Last of Us
• Exploring the unexpected joy of collecting Labubus and other figurines as a way to heal their inner child
• Revealing the stories behind their names and the emotional significance of family naming traditions
• Comparing experiences with strict parents and how it shaped them differently – some as rule-followers, others as secret-keepers
• Reflecting on the transformative moment of seeing parents as humans with their own struggles and limitations
• Celebrating how mother-daughter relationships have evolved from conflict to friendship through understanding and empathy
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Intro Music by Rockstar Turtle- Broke Boyz (999)
Christmas Intro Song by Nico
Welcome to Broke Boys...and Girls
Speaker 2everything is on , everything is live I think I like this lighting too I do .
Speaker 1I like that ever since uh dj , dj and uh julian , julian's episode or isaac's episode . I love the way that it looked rude yeah , so welcome back to another episode of the broke boys . I'm martin I'm kat and I have my cousin and my sister back for another episode . Um , we recently recorded . We recently recorded , uh , this one that you guys are seeing a version of this a version of this um and it didn't go according to plan um after further review , so they're running it back man .
Speaker 2Yes , but the first one . I liked how we're like broke girls gang and then your little thing fell off the broke boy thing .
Speaker 3Maybe you can clip that in , maybe Because the broke girls are here .
Speaker 2Yeah , it's the same . I don't claim that energy , but yeah .
Speaker 3I claim that fucking energy .
Speaker 4That was a feminist energy .
Speaker 2That was a feminine energy ?
Speaker 3She said I don't claim the broke part .
Speaker 1I don't claim I'm a rich girl . Oh okay , rich girl , rich girl .
Speaker 2Rich girlie .
Speaker 1Rich girls . There we go . Before we continue , let's go ahead and let's roll the intro .
Speaker 4We them broke boys from the hood . We on them . Missions understood , won't catch us lacking . We that good . We always winning like we should . We flying high , we butterfly up to the sky . No way you catching us . Goodbye , pretty God . We make it out alive .
Speaker 2So this hella reminds me of you know how , in the news , when they're like somos Que tengan buenas noches , and then they're like go to ¿Estas noticias .
Speaker 1Yo soy Jorge Ramos Y este es Canal 21 .
Speaker 2Can y'all believe he retired bro . And then after that Univision went to shit , Said never again .
Speaker 1I think ever since Sábado Gigante .
Speaker 2Univision went to shit .
Speaker 1That's when I think .
Speaker 2Bro , when they Gigante stopped , univision went to shit . That's when I think , bro , when they stopped making those good-ass novelas Univision went to shit ? They sure did she said .
Speaker 1I back that . I remember growing up walking in like after school , like once I came home from school my mom would have La Gordo y La Flaca playing .
Speaker 2Bro , they still on .
Speaker 1They still on , they still rocking .
Speaker 2So it's Primer Impacto and all those new shows , but it's not the same vibe . Y'all remember watching Cristina , bro , I was like that's Cristina . Bro . She was so cool , I wanted to be her . I still want to be her . Un dia voy a ser como Cristina Dude . You know what show I remember ? The dating . What was it ? The dating show With the .
Speaker 4Rosa , yes , oh wait , wait , wait .
Speaker 2I was like in my Pass the mic , pass the mic . What did she say ? What she ?
Speaker 4said Fact checker .
Speaker 2This is our fact checker . This is our fact checker . Cynthia , our researcher . Doce corazones , doce corazones . There you go . That's the one I remember that Playing when I got home From school At my abuela's house , and we would just I'd just sit there and watch it .
Speaker 4Constantly .
Speaker 2That's where my Interest in the horoscopes . No , seriously , yes , no for real , because I thought most of my life I was a Pisces . Turns out I'm an Aquarius , like who the host , and that's why me , the favorite . I don't know about y'all . No , I'm just kidding . I'm like hmm , you thought you were a Pisces , bro . My whole life I thought I was a Pisces when did you find ?
Speaker 2out when you what like how old were you ? Um , I think I was like 14 and I read the correct dates for Aquarius , I was like said ugh . And then I read their traits I was like , oh , honestly , I do relate more with an Aquarius than with a Pisces .
Speaker 1Valid .
Speaker 2I'm a Pisces , so I was like oh , why'd you think that ?
Speaker 4No , say it , what are you ?
Speaker 2You want one of their opinions . I'm a Gemini , I don't need itini , I don't need it , I don't need it .
Speaker 3I don't need it . Wherever the cameras are , it's okay , it's okay .
Speaker 2It's okay . You know what I do . I'm okay with her . You wanna know why ? Why ? Because Gemini , aquarius and Libra Are air signs .
Speaker 4Yeah .
Speaker 2And we have kind of the same energy . We get that a lot . You get the same vibe , that we have the same vibe and we also kind of look alike , you guys do hella look alike . Cynthia , what's your zodiac ?
Speaker 3I'm a Scorpio .
Speaker 2Freaky , freaky , alright , okay . Is a Scorpio fire A water sign ? You're a water sign . Is a Scorpio Fire A water sign ? You're a water sign . I'm a water sign . That makes sense .
Speaker 4An air sign At an Aquarius .
Speaker 2My tiavero , salude , salude , hola , que loco . We had all the girlies . That's what I was just thinking . Salude , salude , salude , hola , hola . I love it , que loco .
Speaker 4Que loco All the girls .
Speaker 2That's what I was just thinking All the girls hey . Solo falta mi ma Mami .
Speaker 3Shout out to Martin's here too , shout out to you , ma my favorite Libra Shout out , shout out .
Speaker 2Wait , so you guys are air signs . My mom is a what Air sign Air sign ? Oh , me and Cynthia Water air signs . My mom is a what air sign air sign . You all mentioned their water sign . Wow , something weird . Our family is very um , water and air sign dominated period . That's why it's so stormy . When shit goes down , okay , it'd be hurricane katrina up in this head , okay , I'm so glad we got all the girly pops on my right , we're just missing my mom , yeah , I know mommy mommy , right now , pull up , pull up pull up , shout out to who period .
Speaker 2Um , today's easter , when you guys are watching this I don't know when it is , but today , as we're filming , is eas . We just finished our Easter celebrations , um , and then we wanted to run back the podcast . So how was your guys's Easter ? I had fun . I had fun . I had mom duties , and yeah duties and yeah , grown-up duties
Nostalgia for Spanish TV Shows
Speaker 2this year grown-up duty because we really are the Diaz .
Speaker 2I think about that quite often and just getting together too , I think it's like the obligate . Like you feel I don't know I want to keep us close and have that time where we get together and do stuff , yeah . So it feels like oh , we have to get stuff going , we have to do this and , like you have to plan , like you feel like it has to . Like like before , I used to feel like I just showed up , I was like oh , what are we doing ? Like when , show me where ? And I just showed up . I was like oh , what are we doing ? Like when , show me where ? And I just show up . And now I'm like okay , we like actually have to have a plan , because there are actual children who need memories , I think we do good this year .
Speaker 3No , I think we do good often . What are we bringing ? What are we ?
Speaker 2bringing . Hey , y'all want to know something . This year we have hanged out like consecut Almost every other week . Almost every other week of the year , of the yeah Of each month , like every other week , we're hanging out .
Speaker 1As God intended , and it's great vibes when we hang out .
Speaker 2That's the beauty of it .
Speaker 1Yes , because it's just like no stress , no nothing , no envy . It's all just like us just having a great time and truly just growing with one another , just chilling .
Speaker 2That's really what we , even if it's just to watch a movie or something like that . One night we we booked our hotel for disney and we were watching . Um , one of them days , yeah , and we planned that for like a week . Yeah , that we're looking forward to it together quick . Oh yeah , we literally were just watching a movie and we had dinner home . We did have that . Y'all made that bomb ass . Oh , that's pasta . That was he made occasion shrimp pasta .
Speaker 4Yeah , you guys are the first person we made it for that's been our favorite recipe for lent for lent .
Speaker 2We can't eat meat on fridays , so we were like , let's adopt another recipe . And I was thinking about it the other day and I told Cynthia . I was like I want some of that pasta .
Speaker 1You should have told us the chipotle shrimp pasta that I made .
Speaker 2It's so yummy .
Speaker 1I made a Cajun pasta too .
Speaker 2But I think they're talking .
Speaker 1The chipotle shrimp one when you made it when , the when was it ?
Speaker 2When we saw one of them days , I hit myself yeah , that was the Cajun . No , that was the shrimp that was the Chipotle shrimp . What did we see ?
Speaker 1Because it was really spicy .
Speaker 2No , we saw no , because it was spicy and the girls couldn't eat it . Where's Cynthia ?
Speaker 1Get Cynthia on the mic and honestly , One of them Days was not a good movie .
Speaker 2Oh , we didn't .
Speaker 1girly pop movie what's wrong with you ? Is this a safe ?
Speaker 2space and um is this a safe palmer like that . But that movie was like what's the safe space ?
Speaker 2I'll decide right now if it's safe no just kidding what's up , I didn't think it was all that , I didn't . I'm kind of glad I didn't see it in theater , because I kind of be like I'm sad it was okay because you know . Now , looking back , I'm just realizing what movie is it that we watched ? And I was like it was like okay , is it what I thought ? But I love , I love the girly pops and SZA and Kiki Palmer and Issa Rae . I'm a fan . They have to make more movies together .
Speaker 2They have the potential to do such great things . But I feel like that one was so hyped that when I finally watched I was like I give it a six out of ten , seven out of ten . I like it , I like anything isa ray does , and that's real anything isa ray does I love you , isa ray ? I love isa ray too , and kiki , palmer and sisa . They're my queen , isa ray is it that girl that made the insecure ? Oh , bro , and then she was .
Speaker 2She was the president on barbie movie or something like that , or she oh yeah , but no , she was like she became a little girl . No she was the assistant and the little girl went into her body and the little girl was like the boss , yeah , I know you're talking about .
Speaker 4Yeah , yeah , I think that's her . I think that , um , I'm still unsure , honestly but yeah , I believe you remember it right and that , yeah , I remember that , but I don't know , but it was really funny .
Speaker 2I , yeah , that's to be it . Then in the barbie movie did you ever watch barbie movie ? She was the president . No , yeah , stop it , hold on , hold on , hold on . I love the fuck , stop it .
Speaker 1I know , hold on , hold on , hold on , I love it . How the fuck . We watched it as a fucking Broke Boys segment .
Speaker 2How the fuck did you not , we did watch it I love Barbie movies .
Speaker 1I have not watched it , Bro the .
Speaker 2Barbie movie is so cathartic .
Speaker 4It's so good .
Speaker 2I feel like it's going to be one of those that make me cry , bro . If you , you'll cry . Yeah . Yeah , I feel like wicked .
Speaker 3Uh , I like wicked , but I think you were really in love with the music .
Speaker 2I was a I'm a musical whore . I'm okay with the music . I'm a whore for musicals but . I like the storyline , like every oh , my , yeah , I believe . Okay , like that day , what did we do ? We were making charms for our lip glosses me and her were not watching it , but they were because me and her had watched it hella times already .
Speaker 4We were just singing along . I was singing and you guys are welcome for the performance .
Speaker 2Yeah , you guys are welcome . For free , come on For free For free . Where's my fee ? No , you're welcome .
Speaker 3Anyway , it was aight no yeah , yeah , yeah , it was a good movie , yeah .
Speaker 4That was a good movie .
Speaker 2Yeah , it's just fun when we get together , Whether it's watching a movie During the summer . I want to do movie nights , outdoor movie nights , because Martin has a screen and my mother-in-law has a screen and we used to do it when we were younger . We would watch movies outside and I'm trying to do that this year what ?
Speaker 1Yeah , I do want to watch . You guys used to do the House of Dragons or the Game of Thrones every .
Speaker 4Sunday .
Speaker 1So the Last of Us season two is every Sunday as well that they drop new episodes .
Speaker 2I believe you guys should and I do want to watch that one with all you guys , I haven't seen even the first season . Watch it . Of what Last of Us ? Of what ?
Speaker 1Last of Us , sorry .
Speaker 2I'm somewhere else , last of us with pedro pascal I haven't seen season one no isn't it like end of the world ish ?
Speaker 1it's a zombie .
Speaker 2Shit like that freaks me out but it's almost like two .
Speaker 1Well , it came out like during , like the pandemic but that's what I heard .
Speaker 2It's like really hyper realistic ?
Speaker 1well , it was , because it's it's based off the video game , the video games . If , if most people know , the last of us is is a original playstation video game , so that's so . They made it the show based off the whole video game and they did the whole copy and paste . It was exactly to the t . It was really good . Um , I would recommend the show but it like it's almost like too close to home .
Speaker 1That's what I heard it's like hyper-realistic they talk about how they did this experiment and it was , you know , to make a cure , probably like a cure for cancer , and it ended up talking about research of fungus of like , kind of like how fungus develops its own mutations .
Speaker 2It's like mushrooms .
Speaker 1Yeah , the fungus that he's talking about Like a fungus I know .
Speaker 2But I was still trying to get like he's , like a kid's , close to home . I'm like what Babe , give him my password . Put in my phone password on the tablet .
Speaker 1Because it's very close to the pandemic . Yeah , it's like , so like how COVID happened the outbreak , the whole symptoms , the lockdown , everything .
Speaker 2They followed that same scheme , but it's for zombies , right , they turn into zombies .
Speaker 4Yes .
Speaker 2And there's a fungus aspect to it or mushrooms , right ? So if you didn't watch it , how do you know everything ? No , well , Martin would tell me about it because End of the World . Shit freaks me out . She was trying to clock me right now . Did you see that ? I did . I was like so she's getting sassy with me . No , I'm over here , like no martin would tell me about it because I'd be like , oh , it sounds hella interesting , but end of the world .
Speaker 1Shit freaks me out , I don't because that's my , that's my anxiety trigger . I don't know . I guess scientifically they say that fungus is is really similar to the brain . Yeah , because it creates its own like how can I say Like ? It forms its own way and it almost like can manipulate .
Speaker 2It creates its own connections with like itself and other things .
Speaker 1Yeah , so it has a lot of , like you know , scientific terms that are true about fungus and how it can become , you know , deadly . So that's like the whole concept of the last of us and it's zombie apocalypse almost . But it's basically just because the fungus is eating people's brains and it's turning them and it's just , it's crazy . And if you're not , if you don't like seeing like nasty stuff or like stuff like that , you'll get itchy like real quick .
Speaker 2I'm like , hey , I'm out , yeah , but it's a good show . You didn't watch 2012, . Huh , no , oh girl Girl .
Speaker 4Let me tell you what I was doing New Year's 2012 .
Speaker 2Let me tell you what I was doing , new Year's 2012 . Crying with my mom .
Speaker 1I was 13 , fucking thing , cat's just like Chicken Little for a dog . No .
Speaker 2I was literally crying , I was literally crying and my mom's like it's going to hit midnight and we're going to be fine Watch . And I was like no , and I literally was sitting there crying with my mom a whole moment , a whole moment . And then it turned the next . It turned 1201 , and my mom's like all right , do you see the word fine ? And I was like yeah . And then , yeah , so I didn't watch it . That's my sister's favorite movie , though 2012 . What a bitch . Why would it be her favorite movie ? Because of John Cusack Psycho , you said I get it Just kidding .
Speaker 2No , I've never seen that movie . It freaked me out . I can't . But you know what ? It's a cool little vibe . See , I can't . And then I get to overthinking and then I want to die . I'm like , no , so you would not be able to watch the Last of Us . I don't know , I want synopsis , I want to hear the vibe of the show .
Speaker 1Kat can definitely watch it . If we all get together , she will watch it .
Speaker 2Yeah , I'll have fun . Well , if you guys are watching , and I'm not- bro , honestly , so I will and pedro pascal . Oh my , I'm like he . He steals the show I'm like , okay , so fine , if we watch it together , I'll watch it , but if we're not , I'm not telling you .
Speaker 1It's like because I've played the video game and I've I've seen the whole , all three or all two video games , I've played both of them . So like it's pretty accurate to like how it is period .
Speaker 2You know what I will rewatch everyone . Say it with me game of thrones , house of dragons , house of dragon . Catch me on that . House of dragon was so good for no reason , no reason , cynthia . Grab that mic right there when it's funny . When did you say they were filming House of Dragons ? Cynthia hit me with that the other day . Which weekend of the collusion ? When is it going to come out , cynthia ? Next year ? Why is it taking so long , bro ? Two years in between seasons is insane , criminal insane . I just find it funny how I watched it before all of you guys , two years in between seasons is insane , criminal Insane .
Speaker 2I just find it funny how I watched it before all of you guys and every time , every time I told you guys about it .
Speaker 3Who started it ? You watched it . Yeah , I watched it .
Speaker 4And I told you guys , but I didn't know you guys liked it , I'm watching .
Speaker 2Gives the Throne . I love it you guys should watch it .
Speaker 1I do remember Adi saying it .
Speaker 2And on , like I love it , you guys , I would say I do remember adi saying it . And then I watched like the first episode with adi and I was like you're fucking weird to be watching this . She's like why am I watching dragons and titties ?
Speaker 1I know dragons and titties . I mean this is weird . And then I look at adi , I'm like dude , what the fuck are you into ?
Speaker 2what are you doing ? Hey , honestly , I'm into dragons period dramas I really like and I didn't think I was going to . I really liked it , I don't know . Did I watch it with you or with cynthia ? I don't remember .
Speaker 4You guys just started watching I think we just started watching it and it just trickled .
Speaker 2All of you guys just yeah , like oh my gosh , well , I'm my own entity . But like when you started , you guys started inviting me to watch um house of dragon with you . I was like oh hell , yeah , you said will . And then we watched the second season together on time , because this is the thing , the first season , that was a little rough for us . I'm very impatient , so I would watch it on Sundays , but then I would also watch it on Wednesdays with my cousins and I would act surprised and everything , even though I knew Rhaenyra was riding the shit out of Kristen Kroll and I didn't know that you were watching them until literally like the end of the season . You were like , yeah , I watched them earlier when they come out , I was like this bit so good . Yeah , that's how good they were . I would watch it twice , sometimes three times each episode I want .
Speaker 2We have to do that again for season three absolutely , we have to do yeah , we finally got the system down for season two and we watched them on Sundays , which was very fun . Sundays , yes , but I've lost so much information I don't remember we have to do like a recap yeah . We have to find a good YouTube video that recaps it , yeah like , and just run it back . Okay , okay , yeah , yeah . No , we definitely have to watch it all over before it starts and that way . Well , bitch said two years .
Speaker 1You know what show I've always recommended to watch , and it's already like they stopped filming it .
Speaker 2Grey's Anatomy .
Speaker 1No , Supernatural . Supernatural is such a beautiful show . I love Supernatural the way it ends , dude , it's like an emulsion of rollercoaster .
Speaker 2I've never seen Supernatural either .
Speaker 1Me neither .
Speaker 2Cats of .
Speaker 1Raid Cats of Raid oh my gosh , but have you seen supernatural
Easter Celebrations and Family Time
Speaker 1do ?
Speaker 2you hear that , give her the mic . Give her the mic .
Speaker 3I've seen certain episodes , but I've never seen the whole thing .
Speaker 2Let me tell y'all something that means three out of four of us haven't seen it . It's on netflix . I would watch it . You did it just for jensen ackles , because am I getting it ? Wrong . Have you seen the boy ? He looks so sad . The boys is so good bro and he's so good in it . Kat can't watch the boys . Why can't you watch the boys , Kat ? I watched episodes with you .
Speaker 1Yeah , but you were like this is fucking stupid .
Speaker 2I think it was stupid because I was watching random ass episodes . I would watch it with him .
Speaker 1when we were in here I showed her the first one and she was just like this is disgusting . What the fuck she said . Why did that man run over that girl ? Why do I feel attacked ? Right now he runs over that girl .
Speaker 2Why do I feel attacked ? No , I watched . I liked the boys , I just would , I would .
Speaker 4What I would catch it .
Speaker 2I would catch it when you would watch it in here , though , and I'd be like I don't know what's going on . She would just tell me , that's your vibe , I can hear her If you like it . I love it , yes .
Speaker 1I do .
Speaker 2Yes , cynthia . What do you want to say ?
Speaker 3I think Ari was maybe thinking about Smallville Stop . Is that the show ?
Speaker 2Dude , you know me so well .
Speaker 3I was stuck for a corner . I was like I'm going to just shut the fuck up , that's my Superman .
Speaker 1I put you guys on Smallville .
Speaker 2That's my Superman . Have any of us seen Supernatural then ? No , have you seen it ? I haven't .
Speaker 1I don't think I have Watch it . It's on Netflix . Which one is it Supernatural ? What is it about ? It does sound familiar . What's his name ?
Speaker 2Oh , the tuba with the .
Speaker 1Mustang , you guys have only seen episodes . Some of them , yeah , guys what's his name ?
Speaker 2What's the main ? What's that Superman's name ? I forgot his name .
Speaker 1He's in .
Speaker 2Cheaper by the Dozen . Oh my , he is my ultimate childhood crush .
Speaker 4I've never seen Smallville .
Speaker 2Oh my gosh , you have to see Smallville .
Speaker 1I showed you episodes , episodes . Yeah , consecutively , it's a little bit of an oldie . Oh , tom Willing .
Speaker 2Oh , okay , one thing about Cynthia . She's an another actor , actress I would .
Speaker 3I'll literally do that .
Speaker 2I'll just be like the actor from this and she'll be like , and she'll say that's why I'm like no , I feel so , and Cynthia's like that's the actress from this . I said , girl , I couldn't tell you One thing about my cousins .
Speaker 4They have taught me all that because I'm so bad with okay , yeah , titty raised me ari , raised me gordo .
Speaker 2You're my equal because we're the same age . No , when it comes to movies , cynthia knows really good movies cynthia , what's your favorite movie ?
Speaker 3oh , titty , what is ? What's your favorite movie ?
Speaker 2hard .
Speaker 1I have no yeah , no , in my head I have one answer for her , but you said it was yours so now I'm conflicted .
Speaker 3I know what it is . No , I know what it is . I have a favorite , yeah , and it's from different ones , and it's what ? La la land ? Okay , she showed me la la land too .
Speaker 2Yeah , I was like shit . I do . I'm really into like the oscars and stuff . So every year the um , they're the , the lineup for the best film comes out . I watch , watch , all of them . And I think that year because La La Land it didn't win the Oscars that year but it was in the list , on the list , bro , I yeah , la La Land is up there . It's a really good film , I mean .
Speaker 3I love Mamma Mia .
Speaker 2Bro Solid . All those other ones but I think I really like that one . I don't know . And rich girls broke boys and rich girls rich in life , rich in life , rich in memories , it's not even her Arizona we're not promoting it if they're not fucking giving us the good . The thing is that's not even her Arizona , it's titties . Truth be told , it's Cynthia's . Cynthia is titty . They are one . They are one person .
Speaker 3You all hear titties , but how that name came to be Was for me . I do not know how . I think I just said it . One day I was like titty Because they wanted to say titty and I was like fuck . One day I was like titty , titty , titty .
Speaker 2Yeah , because they wanted to say titty and I was like fuck , titty . How do you feel about it , cynthia ? I'm stuck . So she said it doesn't really matter how I care , how I'm to be honest , it's like . It's like not my nickname's not really like . It's like jojo . You know , jojo , and if you mention it's like , and if you mention it it's like , is that a boy ? No bitch , it's a girl .
Speaker 1It's Jojo . Why did everybody call you Jojo ?
Speaker 2In the fifth grade , my teacher couldn't say my name , bitch , you are a Latina . No puede decir Jocelyn , and I think , jocelyn , they couldn't pronounce that in English either . They couldn't pronounce that in English either . I don't know , girl . You said you had two opportunities and missed them both . I actually do hate that . Don't say my legal name in English Jocelyn , jocelyn .
Speaker 1I don't like that .
Speaker 2I don't like that and I think she's like how about we give you a nickname sweetie ? I was like , oh sure , whatever she said Jojo . Jojo . Jojo was born . My alter ego was born , jojo .
Speaker 4Jo nasty . Miss .
Speaker 2Jojo hose , she's here to stay .
Speaker 4She's here to stay .
Speaker 2Love that verse . Do you have a nickname Kat ? It's just Kat . Love that for us . Do you have a nickname Kat ? It's just Kat . Aw , I love that . That's enough . No , we had this baby . I was a babysitter before . I worked at McDonald's when I was younger and the little girl I was babysitting it was a little white girl . She was so cute . But she I was like , oh , my name's Catalina Couldn't say it , okay , fine , she would call me cat . And then she was so little , she was like learning her animals and I was like , oh , it's cat . And she would say meow . So I swear to god , my name for a year and a half was like meow and it literally became . The other day penny was here , my niece , adi's daughter . She was here and I was like , yeah , cat , and she said meow . I said we're not doing this again ?
Speaker 4we're not doing this again .
Speaker 2I said be a cat . She said no , I didn't , we're not . We need to figure this out right now . Right now we're figuring this out . But yeah , that's it not interesting . You have a nickname . You do have a nickname , ari . Oh , you know what everyone asks me all the time which I never got that people are really like anal about their names , or ?
Speaker 2how it's pronounced which I'm not like I don't care , but they're . They always ask me you like my name's ariana ? That's how I always pronounced it . Yeah , no , what are you doing here ? And then a lot of people , do you like ariana , or ariana ? And I'm like I don't give a sick it's . He said it's the same thing . Yeah , it's , whichever whatever you're look martin
Speaker 4or martine , I don't where's the e ?
Speaker 2where's the e ? Show it to me , show . I don't want to be pretentious , but I have to , because what my mother calls me is important when my parents , what you , you guys don't even say jocelyn bro , because what are you beaners ?
Speaker 2no I'm just kidding I'm just kidding . I can say that because I'm a beener , but you can't , though . You can't if you're not , if you're not brown , don't . Don't say that I'll beat your ass , but , um , I think it's easy , like if you're . But Americans , bro , they don't go fuck names are really important . Jocelyn . To some people it's really important how they're pronounced and it's like okay , go go at it , but I don't .
Speaker 4I'm gagging , I have a thing with names and I'm like a teacher .
Speaker 2I feel like I have to say a kid's name , right ? I don't care how hard it is , I will stay up all night and learn how to say your name .
Speaker 2Oh , it's so important to have like thank you , how do you want me to pronounce your name ? Sweet , no . And it's really important like a sense of identity , a sense of like the willingness that you're willing to learn how to say their name . I've had some crazy ass names I've had to learn , but the second I learn it you best believe that's what I'm gonna call you . There was a girl named madison madison and she was like I want to be called vixen , it's like that I've seen that I had to say what's up , vixen , every fucking morning and that's the thing
Speaker 2that's when it gets kind of tricky with me , though , wouldn't it like ? If everyone else is calling you a certain name ? I have some cousins and I know them as their birth name , because I'm 10 years older than you , but everyone else calls them something else . So I'm like do I call them the name that everyone else is calling them , or do I call them the name that I know them to be ? So my new philosophy is unless you tell me to call you something else , I'm gonna call you what I've always called you . So I that's what I do , but I still think it's weird , because then she refers to herself as something else , and then I get thrown off and then I'm like what are we doing here ? And then one day I just need to ask her . I feel like it wouldn't get that weird , but I'm gonna call you what you tell me to call you until you tell me to call you something else . Yeah , but that's why I think names are important . Yeah , I get , I get that , but you said not for me .
Speaker 2I don't you could call me a bitch you know , that's where I draw the line , where that's , that's it . I have a friend , ariana , and she only lets me say ariana . I can't say ari or ariana . I have to say it like with the , with the slang ariana , ariana , yeah , I have to say it like I'm saying it in spanish and respect to her , but she pushes that as she should , ariana , and I only refer to you now as ariana .
Speaker 2I't call you Ari , I should , I should Ari . You call me Ari . I like saying Ari , but not Ari . But I don't do the R , I like the R . I love my students call me by my first name , because it's just easier . Yeah , because my last name is Portillo . Yeah .
Speaker 3Oh , there's a lot of words , portillo , nobody knows how say that bruh , nobody knows portillo , portillo , portillo , oh my god like the hot dog , we did , yeah , bruh where's this conversation going ?
Speaker 2I don't know . I don't know , but the conversation's flowing , so let it flow and it's flowing . I don't know . Is it hard ? How do you feel ? Okay , your mom's here , obviously , but how is it ? It has to be hard . Picking names , right , like naming kids . That has to be hard picking names , right ? Hey Madre , what was that ? Naming kids ? That has to be hard . How do you figure that out ? I know how do you do that . How do you name the girls ? How ?
Speaker 3do you give ? Them their names .
Speaker 2I'm not putting my Spanish on this podcast .
Speaker 4Okay , yeah , de Cintia por un artista . Me gustaba el nombre Cintia Clipo .
Speaker 2Okay , me gustaba el nombre Cintia Clipo Ay Okay .
Speaker 4Cintia Clipo De una novela .
Speaker 2Period¿ Cuál La de velo de novia .
Speaker 4No , bruh , no recuerdo qué novela era , pero se llamaba la mujer Cintia .
Speaker 2La artista era Cintia .
Speaker 4Okay , me gusta ese nombre .
Speaker 2And y'all want to know Cintia in the family , the only Cintia , and Ariana .
Speaker 4Well , someone else chose her .
Speaker 2Okay , all right . Who chose her A ?
Speaker 4friend . A friend chose her . I love the way she explains it .
Speaker 2Yeah , she likes to keep it all mysterious .
Speaker 1Y'all want to know how I got my name .
Speaker 2Mom , I get you , I got it , I got it .
Speaker 4Hey , y'all know how I got my name . I got it , I got it . Hey , you don't want to know how I got my name ?
Speaker 2all right , you came through okay I love my name . Before freaking , a freaking Ariana Grande came into this damn world .
Speaker 4Ya ves Qué te dije what Que a Ariana le molestaba cuando le decían Ariana la Grande .
Speaker 2Because I came before that bitch . But whatever Y'all are the same age . I'm just kidding . I love her music , don't get me wrong .
Speaker 1I'm confused . No , are we .
Speaker 4No , she's a year younger . She's like when she said so .
Speaker 2I was here before same age . Shut the fuck up . Anyway , let me tell y'all go ahead y'all . Y'all know who named me . Let me know y'all know who named me victor , victor . I love him . Number one hater in this world . His profession is to be a transporter and a translator at the hospital . That's his profession . But his real profession is being a hater . My mom's sister , my tia pili um , had always wanted to name her daughter jocelyn melissa . Yes , yes , yes my cousin , my cousin is a snake for that .
Speaker 2Hey , no , no , no , no , that's crazy .
Speaker 1That's kind of crazy . Do I have permission to fucking post this ? Do I bleep it up ? Yeah , yeah , yeah , you don't have to bleep anything she said air it out .
Speaker 4You don't have to bleep anything , all righty .
Speaker 2Oh no .
Speaker 2Keep this cheese mouth there . Okay , all right , I want . But my dad was like , nope , I need that , need that . He said so , guess who got pregnant before ? My tia pili , your mama , my mama . He's like hot , jocelyn bro . The whole pregnancy . He's like this is jocelyn , this is jocelyn jocelyn . He said I'm manifesting that I was born , I think , uh , february , like eight months before jenny . Jenny , I love you girl . I love you girl . That's like my , that's my , my pareja and my mom's family . Because everybody has like somebody they're born with in the same year . Um , my dad , I was born before her .
Speaker 4Poor , my poor tia pili bruh she was like fuck bro no but really did she get mad she actually adores me .
Speaker 2You said I am loved .
Speaker 1No , she does not loves me .
Speaker 2No , hey , she loves me . I'ma be real . But as soon as I was born , my mom was like he spelled it and everything Jocelyn , and then he spelled it and everything Jocelyn , jocelyn , isela , and then he spelled it so complicated . Wait , what's your ? You have a middle name . Yeah , jocelyn Isela . I think we were just talking about that . It wasn't me and you what ? Isela Isela ? I love middle names . I knew that I have never . Jocelyn Isela Portillo Espinosa . Isela Isela , isela .
Speaker 1Where did I Isela come from ?
Speaker 2I knew that I love that . My mama's name is Isela . Rosicela is her name ? What I'm a junior , y'all what I'm a junior .
Speaker 1Dog . The whole time I thought it was just my Tia Rosicela . I just thought Rosicela .
Speaker 2Okay , so you're not junior . What ?
Speaker 4Wait , does Pancho have one ?
Speaker 2too , Pancho yeah .
Speaker 4What is it ?
Speaker 2Pancho is named after my grandpa , francisco Antonio , so my grandpa Antonio and Antonio after my papi Toño . Tracks , tracks so y'all want to know something interesting Both me and my brother have nine letters In our first name , so we're connected , me and that boy . Yeah , yeah , period . I love that . Love names . You know what I love middle names too . One name I really Really liked , someone here , I know . I know .
Speaker 4Okay , say it . Share with the class . Hold on , hold on . There's filling tea over there . Tio que Tio Victor , que esto Que ?
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Speaker 2Victor .
Speaker 1Manuel , manuel , manuel Manuel .
Speaker 2My dad's a Manuel bruh . What Si , what ? How do you guys feel about that ? I'm a son of Victor Victor Manuel Portillo Lainez .
Speaker 1I've been in this fucking world for 26 years . Why am I better than Linus ?
Speaker 2We should be like what's up ? That would trip him out . Manny's crazy . He's like who's that I know ?
Speaker 1he's like he's all turning around and the way he looks at people when he's like .
Speaker 2Bruh . Oh no , I'll tell you guys this off camera . He said cut it , Adi . What were you saying ? The name you really liked , I wanted to name my . I said I was like when I got my first child , his name was gonna be Catalina , catalina , catalina Y apareciste tu . And then here comes you manifested me . My new girlfriend . His name is .
Speaker 3Catalina .
Speaker 2Period Like the Iceland Period . Iceland , bro , what am I ? An ESL ? I am ESL , use it . Actually I am Same .
Speaker 4English is my second language . No shame , ari manifested me .
Speaker 2Ari manifested me in the family . Yeah , bro , period , you were meant to be hey period , period , oh , and now she's a madrina of my child . Okay , now her madrina . That's , we don't even think about that . That's crazy that you wanted to name her carolina , now her madrina .
Speaker 4Oh , the invisible string theory is real her hair looks crazy , I know that's how you know she had a good easter .
Speaker 2Look at , look at she lost her little bow . The hair is the hair is wilding . She's up past . The romper is romping period . Okay , I love you ? Oh , that's my baby , she's so cute cut that on camera .
Speaker 2He's so cute , cut that on camera . Penelope , where did that come from ? Penelope , me and her dad were just playing with names and I like to go with . I really was like stuck on it sounding good in Spanish , because all my family , they speak Spanish , especially my parents' first language . So I was like I just really wanted something that you know . So I would go around like I'm like oh , no , no , no , penelope like , and I'm like , oh , I like the ring of Penelope .
Speaker 4It's a way , yeah , like , like and then that's who I would do like .
Speaker 3I would be doing like , oh , getting her in trouble and stuff .
Speaker 2So yeah , penelope was good and Penny Penny's cute . Yeah , everyone calls her Penny . My dad calls her Penny Lopez because he can't say Penelope Well yes , obviously Penny Lopez Penelope .
Speaker 3Penelope .
Speaker 2No one calls her P , no , but I feel like that's when she gets older . Yeah , maybe Be like no one calls her P , like you know , but I feel like that's when she gets older . Yeah , maybe be like PP . Don't . I will never forget that Adi was pregnant and Adi was like telling us her names and her it doesn't matter . Her initials were like PTP and Martin was like all I hear is toilet paper and she was like well , I can't name her PP . I can't have initials be Pepe . We were like , wow , none of those are great options . We thought about it and we both wanted to . I really wanted to have my last name from my mom's side period , so we thought about it like having both last names and then her first .
Speaker 3We're like dang , that's gonna be really long , so we were thinking about Penelope Rose , but it did not stick .
Speaker 2I know .
Speaker 4I would have been .
Speaker 2Rose . That would have been really that she would have been the second Rose in the family , Rosa , my mom in Spanish y ella en inglés .
Speaker 4Rose .
Speaker 1Penelope .
Speaker 2Rose , penelope Rose .
Speaker 4Blink blink , Blink blink .
Speaker 2Love that yeah . I just kept Penelope , I love .
Speaker 3Which everyone . Every time it's like everyone's like Penelope . They're every other mic penelope they're like oh , come on , that's so cute .
Speaker 2No , I really . I really love her name . It goes really honestly , it's very like . I like it . It's very traditional . A lot of people name their kids like modern names like like door lock it , lock it yeah . Romance nara smith , have you heard blue ? I kind of like blue I do like .
Speaker 4I like blue'm not a hater , I do like blue .
Speaker 2Her kids are crazy ass names . There was oh who is it Rumpel ? Ross Lynch's sister . Yeah , Her kids are like Sweetie , Super Sugar .
Speaker 4It's like crazy ass names . More power to you .
Speaker 2Not my journey , but I'm glad it's yours .
Speaker 4Escuchamos , pero no juzgamos Period I was like it's kind of crazy , ¿Quiénes somos ?
Speaker 2Nadie Solo Dios sabe . Amen , amen , okay names . Where are we going ? We have to pivot , pivot Names . You guys need help ? Yeah , actually we do . Where we go next ? Uh , okay , but if you guys could see , this is how typically it is like when we hang out , we literally just talk about anything we didn't do movies . We didn't do movies , so let's pivot back to that .
Speaker 1Anything and everything we kind of circled our chill because we talking about shows , we were talking about movies .
Speaker 2Jumping back around . Did we talk about the Labubus in full ? We have a resident Labubu hunter in the house . We were talking about Labubus . We were talking about Labubus . Who here has a Labubu ?
Speaker 3Who has heard of Lab boo-boos ?
Speaker 1So explain the trend . I don't understand how we boo up . To be honest , I'm going to be real .
Speaker 2That's why I don't get into it either .
Speaker 1I don't get it . I don't understand how it got to me .
Speaker 2If they give me a green one . That's there . I'll accept it Because they're cool .
Speaker 1I have an extra one .
Speaker 2You can have it . You , I have an extra one , you can have it . She's like wait , what the fuck ? Don't give my shit away . I said , wait , there's an extra one . I didn't know about it . That was crazy . She's like my child . Why are you giving him away ? That was crazy . I personally heard it from my best friend did you me personally .
Speaker 3I just like them cause I feel like it heals an inner child just wanting to get trinkets and stuff all of a sudden .
Speaker 2I think it's like the mystery of it all too , you're the coolest one .
Speaker 4I love you . I've been like . You're so cool , you're the coolest one and you got me into the .
Speaker 2Sunny .
Speaker 3Angels too . Yeah , oh my gosh , I've been like into getting Sunny Angels as well .
Speaker 2But it's just so hard to get . She got me this one . I don't have my phone case . She got me one too , but I haven't put it on . I'm scared she got me one too . I got a little bunny .
Speaker 3I don't know , they're just so cute . They remind me of like you guys remember precious moments yes it reminds me kind of like , yeah , because they're so cute and they're little angels , little angels , yeah , yeah , so where did you hear the boo-boos on tiktok ? Yeah yeah , that's where you saw it first like I saw them and I'm like these . They're so cute like I don't know .
Speaker 2They at first I was like they look kind of .
Speaker 3You know , they look like those monsters from where the wild things are .
Speaker 2Where the wild things are .
Speaker 3They look like that , but after a while it's just like it kind of grows on you , yeah , seeing them and just like , oh , I really want to get this one , and like just trying to get it . Cindy , talk about the hunt .
Speaker 2How do you get a labubu ? What's that process ?
Speaker 3well , just basically , it's just going on pop mart penny and getting there right and it's seven . Well , it used to be like what I thought it was six . It used to be six , now it's like seven seven , I think and it's just so hard because there's um everybody's trying to get them . Yeah , you , you know . So I get lucky . Sometimes I get one or two .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 3But then if I don't , then I just kind of go to Depop where they sell like resellers . But some of them do sell them very expensive and some just don't . Like , just depends .
Speaker 2Some just sell them . As you want to know something , I may get into it , I think you should Actually you have to I seen a hot guy on TikTok with one he just , it is bitch .
Speaker 4He made it look so good and the clothes he had a mustache .
Speaker 2Yes , oh ropita , yeah , no sin cuerado .
Speaker 3Okay , the clothes are so cute because like everybody's dressing them up in different styles .
Speaker 2And yeah , I don't know it's so cute , dude , I don't get how cynthia does it ? Honestly , guys , I was on this website for two weeks straight at seven o'clock on the dot , scrolling through and getting no luck . The first or second day I was like cynthia , can you help me ? She's like , yeah , I got two . I said , huh , she is so lucky .
Speaker 1I'm sorry .
Speaker 2She's just so cute , bro , I know , go down . And the way she was into it too , she was like Penny . Penny sing the wheels on the bus . Oh , I know , encomodate , encomodate . Niña Sing the wheels , wheels on the bus . Oh , I know , the wheels on the bus go all right , it's music to my ears . Yeah , she sounds like the people from animal crossing , cynthia , the people from animal crossing . That's what she sounds like . That's what she sounds like . That's what it sounds like for real .
Speaker 4Yeah .
Speaker 2Yeah girly , oh , my amorcito mio so yep , this is my life Right here , a real life . La Boo Boo right here A real life . She more of a La Foo Foo my first .
Speaker 3La Foo , foo's of a lafufu , my first lafufus . Well , my first labubus were from .
Speaker 2I got them from tiktok and honestly , they weren't bad . They were not bad . And yeah , I got one for my best friend and I was like oh my god . Well , I got it for you , and we checked it out , we could have sworn it was like the real ones . But then obviously Cynthia came through with the real ones . But then obviously cynthia came through with the real ones and there was like a certain like little differences and stuff . But then that I'm like not too bad , not too bad .
Speaker 3But yes , but overall the fufus are really popular .
Speaker 2They have some really good ones . They got some really good ones , really decent ones I'm also recently into the cry baby series , the cry baby figurines .
Speaker 3I don't know what that is .
Speaker 2I just wanted the cry baby cherries because I think they're so cute . And then I said it and Cynthia was like , oh , I got a pair . And then she was like and Adi has a pair . I said I hate you guys , you have one too . I was on the hunt , but happy to report , I did get them and they will be here soon .
Speaker 4I love mine . I was so paranoid they're so cute , I was gonna take it from me , but nah they got me the what are they ?
Speaker 3what are they called the little carabiners ?
Speaker 2yeah , those , yeah , they're really good . So I'm like , yeah , you have to lock it . Yeah , I have far too many . That's my pillow of choice at night . I have far too many , they're so my pillow of choice at night . I have far too many , they're so comfortable . Why , I don't know . I have a blue one that my dad bought me at Costco . His name is Sharky . Okay , is he a shark ? He is a shark . Wow , how did I know it ? Bruh , I don't know . Girl , do you have a favorite ? Is that your favorite one ? Yeah , period . Yeah , yeah , period . Yeah , well , cynthia has a lot .
Speaker 3What's your favorite ? Cynthia um the big hello kitty . One period during I think it was during covid that they were selling it like at costco the one where she's like in a pineapple . Yeah , yeah , there was like four different ones . Yeah , I have that one . It's cute cute .
Speaker 2I have , um , my lifelong dream . That's so dramatic . I wanted the brown cow . His name is Ronnie . I think I have him , girl , I have two of him now . I went to the store and they were selling like the little one and they sold it for $40 . Hey , they got me . I bought it because I never see it in person . So when I saw it I bought it . And then I was at Costco like the end of February and there was two left . There was one that was clean and one that was dirty . But the clean one was on someone's cart and I was walking around and no one came to the cart . So I was like , if she's not in the cart , I'm gonna take the clean one . So I waited for like two minutes and then I went , I stole the clean one and now I have a big ronnie on my bed as we speak wow do you have a favorite squishmallow ?
Speaker 2I one , but then they destroyed it and I have not gotten one since , and that's real , and that's for another story . But no , my daughter has a bunch of them . She should , yeah , a bunch of them . So I can't say if we have a favorite or not anymore Period . Oh , we have , like the Monster Inc ones , the small ones , the .
Speaker 4Disney Club ones .
Speaker 2I have a Sully , the Monster Inc ones , the small ones , the Disney Club ones . I have a little baby Sully . Oh , that's cute . And my best friend Marlene shout out to you , girl , I love you . He's wrestling with a toddler over here . Look at you , jesus Bruh . No , she's a vibe .
Speaker 3She disconnected it .
Speaker 2Bye , you can go , you go . She said let's go . No , we're still going , but I'm sweating . Okay , yeah , no , we're still going , but I'm sweating . Okay , yeah , cynthia's out .
Speaker 4Our resident . Goodbye Cynthia .
Speaker 1Thanks for being with us Leaving .
Speaker 2Aw , she's so cute . Bye , love you , bye , bye , have a good shower . Bye , bye . One thing about Penny she always wants to leave . She wants to . She's ready to go . She's like you can go . Bye , have a good shower . No , me estoy yendo , bye , bye . One thing about Penny she always wants to leave . She wants to . She's ready to go . She's like you can go . Where are you going , good ?
Speaker 4Este nena wants to be in the calle all the time .
Speaker 2Where are you going ? When I was little , I liked doing that , though . A mi me gustaba salir what ? Oh , just To do errands with my parents ? No , no , like we could do nothing , but like If se andaba con ellos , like in the car . He said that I was having a good time . Yeah , I mean they were like Eres bien vaga , bro . I go wherever you guys go .
Speaker 1I always felt like we were . That's where it was like bad for us To be in the calle .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 1Cause it was like Otra vez vas a ir a la calle .
Speaker 2Once a month . We were able to go out once a month .
Speaker 1If we went out that month , we would go out .
Speaker 2And then we lived in the country , so it was kind of hard .
Speaker 3It was a push .
Speaker 2My mom stalked me . I couldn't go anywhere . I remember that .
Speaker 1With the wrong apps We've evolved . Easy on my mother , let me tell you somewhere where you hey easy on my mother let me tell you a story .
Speaker 2I'm so glad we're all here . Jocelyn , I think you've heard this before , and let me tell you again . How old were we , babe ? Like 15 . We were like early , early , early dating and veronica was so real , veronica would like let me hang out or whatever , and my mom was not down right . So we went to the zoo and I remember telling my mom we're going to the zoo , veronica's coming , martin's whole family's going , the whole family was there . Adi was there , cynthia was there , betta was there , jerry was there . Jerry wasn't there . I lied .
Speaker 2Jerry wasn't there betta was there , veronica was there , I don't . I don't think your dad went . We were all there having a good time . We went to the park , we went to the zoo and then we went to . We went to tang dynasty on ashland and sean west and I was having a good time and my mom called me flipping out because she said what are you doing in sanger ? I said who's in sanger ? She said your phone says you're in sanger . I said okay , well , you're tripping . Oh , I said you're tripping because I'm at tang dynasty . Dude , she like flipped out . Did she have to talk to you ? She had to talk to veronica . She had talked to my mother-in-law because she thought I was lying .
Speaker 1We handed the phone to you , to your , to my mom , and your mom hung up on my mom yeah , yeah , that was on .
Speaker 2My mom was a little crazy . Mom was really strict . You might , yes , your dad too . Yes , which was which ?
Speaker 1was weird because , like my mom , I think , when I was young I remember my mom was like I always let you go like with them . Why can't you come with us ?
Speaker 2That was real , because my mom was so strict and I'm the first born daughter , thank you , so I get that . But damn , they were strict , shout out now .
Speaker 4I don't know how fun any stages of dating .
Speaker 2It was fun .
Speaker 4It was true , I could say it's way different now .
Speaker 2Yeah for younger . Yeah , now I'm like they don't care . Like now I think about that and I'm like no one is gonna come and sit at the table with like I have a question , hey they like that with um your younger sister as well , fuck no how about julian ? No , I think it was only me . I truly was like a textbook first child . You were the experiment child in my brother's phone .
Speaker 2I'm experiment number one . Do you want to know something ? My parents were so strict on me too , and I actually I didn't care , though I would sneak around . I was like whatever . I was rule abiding , see , and that's funny because they say that that strict parents raise sneaky kids , yeah , which it's like cool , it's personalities , you know , because I see you and yeah , you're super like respectful towards you always so nervous of doing the wrong thing ?
Speaker 2yeah , and , and I believe you too , like sneaky as sneaky girl , yeah , I didn't , I really . I really followed those rules . I'm like a rule follower till I die . Yeah , it's crazy I don't know hey , but the thing is , I've textbook first kid , but also textbook sneaky ass kid and that's real as fuck .
Speaker 2But the thing is , I would never do anything
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Speaker 2bad well , it's like within reason , yeah it was always like to do something like fuck , my parents are not gonna let me hang out at your house after school , Like why not ? So I'm going to have to do it myself . I'm going to have to just say I'm at school even though I'm at your house . But like friends , yeah , Friends . There were sneaky things I did , but nothing like compared to my siblings . Nothing like my siblings . My sneaky was like doesn't hold a candle to theirs . My sneaky was like doesn't hold a candle to theirs .
Speaker 4That's why I'm like I was doing nothing .
Speaker 2My mom was right here Can't be saved , bro . My , yeah , so bad . It was crazy . I never , ever did anything , me , neither . My younger siblings on the other , both of them , both Bunch of Alicia , bro , insane , yeah . And my parents , they're like like well , what are we gonna do about it ? Lecture them , uh , parent them , like you did to me the way , and to me it was all hypothetical . Yeah , all hypothetical , like you're telling me , you're , you're warning me to not do this because it might happen . And these kids went ahead and go ahead and did it and did it and there's no repercussions . Yeah , and that's how I know it was crazy . Yeah , it was crazy out there .
Speaker 2That's why , even now , I feel like my dad . My dad was always working . My parents were young when they had me , yeah , so that my dad was always working and my mom was going to school and that was like their agreement , um , but as I got older , my dad was working more because we had more bills and more kids and more family . And , like my mom was working too , but my mom was a teacher , so she got home at a decent hour and she was like home on the weekends and shit . So I feel like I became well , I know I became a personified kid . So when my siblings started doing parentified , yes , same .
Speaker 2So when my parents and when my siblings started doing crazy ass shit , I was like , do I like praise you because I'm your sister and like , yeah , you should be doing like , live your best life , yeah , or should I get you in trouble and send to my mom because you're doing some crazy ass shit with your life ? Like it was always that line that I was like where do I fall ? What do I do ? I bet yeah . And I always landed on how they felt about it . If they felt , if they were coming to me and they felt bad about it , then I was like , okay , maybe I shouldn't tell mom . But if they were like I did this and I got away with it , I was like , nah , caught you bitch , I'm telling . And depending how bad it was some of it was crazy shit , others I was like , okay , fine , like harmless , but the crazy shit . I was like I'm telling mom . So me and my siblings would not snitch on each other until we would do something that would like break the camel's back , like the straw that broke One time .
Speaker 2I think I don't know what the fuck I did to my brother . He said I knew it was important he snitched on everything , the year's collection of things .
Speaker 2He's like I have something for you , jojo , did this , this , this , this . She went out . This , this , this , this , and with this person I didn't have to be there . See , I have one secret that no one knows , and I'm just scared my sister's going to pull it out anytime she can . Bro , that's insane .
Speaker 2And you know what I retaliated ? I did the same thing . I said ma , he said checkmate . It wasn't just that he also did this . I'm never going to forget that day because it was like a mental . You guys were both like . We were like . He said gotcha Gun sideways . You're like me holding Like boom boom boom . And he also was like boom , boom boom to me , but I was like I'm going to win because I'm the older sibling . Nobody won .
Speaker 4Nobody won .
Speaker 2We both got our asses beat . We both got our asses beat . We both got in trouble . That's crazy . My mom was like que alcahuetas son con one another , no tienen que ser así , like si estaban en peligro . I'm like aquí estoy , aquí , estoy , estoy viva , ma Traca Traca , hijo de su puta madre . I'm just kidding , mom , love you . No , it's crazy . It's crazy out here . Ugh , that's crazy . It's out over here . What about you ? I've heard some things . None , you're willing to share right now , but how do you feel about the topic ? My mother is here .
Speaker 3I'm scared as a mother .
Speaker 2She's just looking at you .
Speaker 1Think about the bullshit that we all went through and the shit that we did . I can't . I know my mom's next to me .
Speaker 2I cannot say how bad it is .
Speaker 3Look at her eyes .
Speaker 1She's giving her I don't have to shit , I've done it , she's already .
Speaker 2I am saying like you're dead you're dead you gotta wait till you're till you're older .
Speaker 1I'm taking this to the grave .
Speaker 2I'm gonna be real , though I started already like sprinkling things here and there to my mom not to my dad , though he takes everything so literal , but to my mom I just like he's an all bread crumber and that's real real you know , I have a really strong relationship with my mother .
Speaker 2Like I , I'm really honest and and I tell her mostly everything , but there's some things that I'm just like that's how I feel about my mom too . You're just not ready to hear , because one time , the one time I confided in her and she was like just tell me , just tell me . I swear I won't , I told her . And she cried for days , cried , and you said oh , she asked me Dejela mi ? Tia .
Speaker 2She's asking me if I had ever done the Mary Jane , and she was like no , it's okay , just tell me Just be honest about it . I won't get mad . I told her . She cried . She was like it's all my fault . I'm just like , I'm like mom , like it's like that's lying . She was like no , I failed you guys . I just cried for days and I'm like oh hell . No , for days , and I'm like oh hell no , I'm never doing this .
Speaker 4You said listen , we need it .
Speaker 2We need some time to pass , yeah , I don't even want to tell her half the shit .
Speaker 3I've done because , oh gosh , but regardless .
Speaker 2I think I have a really great relationship with my mother . Yeah , I feel like same we . I feel like me and my mom has had a better , probably the best relationship we have now , because now we're just honest . Like now , at this point I'm like what are you gonna ? Because I feel like before I like had to , you had to be a daughter . Yeah , well , I had to be like her husband .
Speaker 2I feel like I was her husband and she says it like I was her husband , like I was her husband . So like well , that was weird . There was like a lot of like weird , not intentional , and during the time I didn't think it was weird , but like I was her husband and then like I became her daughter and then I think , because I was so used to being her husband , and then I became her daughter , and then I think , because I was so used to being her husband , I didn't like that . So then we would fight all the time and now I'm finally her daughter and now I feel like we're friends and also I moved out . We pay our own bills , I do my own thing . So I'm like I'm going to tell you the truth and if you get mad , there's still some things I don't tell that lady with me right now is the way I see it , because my mom used to be my biggest up . We used to hate each other , but someone had to , she would always tell me like you were so complicated .
Speaker 2I thought you raised a smart ass child . Like she says . I would talk back to her that I mean . I mean not like disrespectful I she dropped the toy on herself , but she's tired . I was never disrespectful to her .
Speaker 2But she says you always had something to say and you want to know something . What would get me mad . It would make sense . How is like a 10 year old kid saying , like something that makes sense , you're supposed to be a kid . Yeah , she said the something along the lines okay , ever since I've never been a kid , I've always been a mini grown-up yeah , and she realized , like I don't know , I guess we both realized like we've always kind of been more like , instead of being each other's ups , like actually , you're my friend girl , that is my you kind of chill home girl , and now what helps is like we both see each other as like people . Yeah , not like . Oh , that's my mama . Yeah , like that is my mama . I'm gonna respect her for always , always . But at the same time , it's like that's a person and that's my friend and that's my friend . Yeah , and it's weird . Yeah , yeah , I see what . Yeah , I get what you mean . It is cool though that we're able to have . Yeah , because I have friends that don't have that with their mom . Yeah , that's why I'm like it is cool to like and I that how do you not have that with your mom ? There are times me and my mom are beefing , but that is still my girl .
Speaker 2Like today . She burnt herself in the oven . We were making Easter festivity snacks and she burnt herself and she was in a bad mood and she was all giving me attitude on my way here . And then I seen her after we were yelling at each other and I seen her hand , grabbed her little hand . I said ¿Qué traes ?
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Speaker 2She's like , I was like and she's like tea . And then we just looked at each other and we just started laughing like because it's not that serious . So we're just girly . We are just girly like .
Speaker 2In that like I realized a lot of the time it's like bro . She must be going through her own little thing and I'm going through my own little thing At the end of the day . That's why I don't fault her for the way she treated me when I was younger . It's like bro . Imagine this she said let me paint the picture . She works a skilled labor job , honestly at a factory . She's a factory worker Coming home to two crybaby ass kids like Amma worker coming home to two cry baby ass kids like bro , I would be mad too . If I'm being honest , I would be pissed . So now that I'm her age , when me and my brother were basically like little kids , thank god I don't have to come home to that like because I think about that frequently like I'm hotty .
Speaker 2She's like huh , but yeah , so now I understand her a lot . Now I'm like fuck bruh , and I think that's what like to come now as we're getting older . Like adi , you relate to your mom now because you have a kid . Yeah , so obviously that unlocks a new one . I think as you get older , you just get like relate , relate . Relate more to like your parents and the people around you you well , I would well no , and I think too .
Speaker 3Um , now that I've gone in the and I'm sure that you guys can relate to that too like you , you get us like they're . They were human too . They were just learning those things and , like you know , trying to figure it out just how we are , and now I can like talk to my mom , like woman to woman like hey
Speaker 2this is how I'm feeling and I I take what she says very like you know , to her heart , yeah okay , like I can learn from something you know and and sympathize a little bit , yeah , and yeah , sympathize to her too . It's like , hey , you know , you're learning and I'm learning , and let's see what we said . This shit is hard , it's hard . Let's get out of here the biggest , yeah , the biggest real . Like bro , that moment you realize your parents are human too , I can't think about that too long it sucks , but it's like man , like most of your life .
Speaker 2You're like man , fucking like them . You know why did why they treat me like that ? And then you realize , oh , they didn't know that they had no idea like oh my god , they had no idea . Oh yeah , I think it's crazy , yeah I think it's cool though having thoughts is crazy . Literally thinking critically is hard critical thinking shit . Been doing this since I was 10 , according to my mom . Excuse , penny , she's tangled in the wire , she's like .
Speaker 3I just didn't want to have to deal with it .
Speaker 2That's really what it was , I just didn't want to deal with it , see , Adi just struggled . Just hold it , the video's going to have a whole bunch of Adi .
Speaker 1Wrestling Penny . Just hold it , hold it . The video's gonna have a whole . The video's gonna have a whole bunch of Adi wrestling penny , oh my gosh , I'm done , I'm
Speaker 2done yeah , so final thoughts everybody final thoughts love you , mommas it's hard out here it's hard out here .
Speaker 1It's crazy when you realize like you were saying like that your parents are human .
Speaker 2Yeah , oh , it's their first time living and they , they don't know what they're doing and especially , I'll cry right now especially knowing , like from our family background , um that you know , like my uncle Victor and my aunt Rosalina , and your mom and my mom , like they came from from .
Speaker 1Salvador a different , a different country essentially third world countries . Yeah , essentially yes yeah , and it's just . It was so hard for them to figure things out and then they don't know what they're doing and that's it . I cannot , they didn't have good role models to look back at and then be like oh , that's the type of parent I aspire to be that's why sympathy is so important and kindness , and like patience , like all that is so important .
Speaker 2And take it easy on your parents . They don't know what they're doing , especially they don't have people to look up to . Bro , everyone's going through it . Go check up on them go give them a hug friend like on this easter sunday and whenever martin post is this call your mom , call your dad .
Speaker 4Call your mama . Like what are you doing ?
Speaker 2call your daddy call your family because they're also human , even though they don't act like it , or if they're not your family , reach out to the people .
Speaker 3Reach out to your people Connect .
Speaker 2Connect with people , guys . Any other final thoughts ? Are we all done ? Okay , broke girls , broke boys and rich girls , rich girls , don't get it twisted .
Speaker 1Much love to everybody for listening again . Thank you so much . Remember you guys can follow us on .
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Speaker 3question mark oh yeah , and if you guys have any questions , or if you guys want to hear something from the rich girls over here , please let us know .
Speaker 2Send it to his Instagram .
Speaker 1We'll figure something out to do like a poll or something , and the questions maybe Do something interesting . But it is official . Once a month it's going to be the segment for just the girls .
Speaker 2Next month should be interesting because , guess what ? We're going to Disney , we're going on a trip .
Speaker 1Okay , guys , bailalo , thank you guys , bailalo , thank you guys . You guys have a good one Much love . Bye .
Speaker 2Bye .
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