{"version":"1.0.0","segments":[{"startTime":0.125,"endTime":3.253,"body":"Welcome"},{"startTime":0.125,"endTime":3.253,"body":"to what we thought would happen. Hi."},{"startTime":3.586,"endTime":6.256,"body":"This is exciting because the extremely"},{"startTime":6.256,"endTime":9.467,"body":"talented, multifaceted Laraine Newman,"},{"startTime":9.467,"endTime":12.971,"body":"the legendary who is hilarious"},{"startTime":9.467,"endTime":12.971,"body":"and we're so lucky to have this."},{"startTime":13.096,"endTime":14.305,"body":"It's Palm Sunday and I"},{"startTime":14.305,"endTime":18.059,"body":"it makes me believe in blow mold rabbits"},{"startTime":14.305,"endTime":18.059,"body":"because Lorraine's here."},{"startTime":18.893,"endTime":20.437,"body":"There's a rabbit over there."},{"startTime":20.437,"endTime":23.44,"body":"You turn it on and I'm here."},{"startTime":23.982,"endTime":26.359,"body":"What is it? 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They shouldn't."},{"startTime":2941.73,"endTime":2943.941,"body":"It has nothing to do with Hollywood"},{"startTime":2941.73,"endTime":2943.941,"body":"Boulevard."},{"startTime":2943.941,"endTime":2945.484,"body":"Yeah, exactly."},{"startTime":2945.484,"endTime":2946.318,"body":"Well, chances of that."},{"startTime":2946.318,"endTime":2946.61,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":2946.61,"endTime":2949.321,"body":"Charlie Tuna still has his star, and he."},{"startTime":2949.321,"endTime":2952.366,"body":"Tuna has a star. Yes, he does."},{"startTime":2952.366,"endTime":2953.283,"body":"It's fucked."},{"startTime":2953.283,"endTime":2956.119,"body":"I know. I didn't know that."},{"startTime":2956.119,"endTime":2960.248,"body":"That I found out"},{"startTime":2956.119,"endTime":2960.248,"body":"that you have to pay to have a star."},{"startTime":2960.248,"endTime":2961.875,"body":"It's $50,000."},{"startTime":2961.875,"endTime":2963.961,"body":"It is, But there's an annual fee, too."},{"startTime":2963.961,"endTime":2964.962,"body":"Yeah, there is."},{"startTime":2964.962,"endTime":2967.047,"body":"You got to pay someone to sweep it"},{"startTime":2964.962,"endTime":2967.047,"body":"or something."},{"startTime":2967.047,"endTime":2968.507,"body":"Yeah, Yeah, they call it a, they call it"},{"startTime":2969.466,"endTime":2970.592,"body":"a maintenance fee and it's"},{"startTime":2970.592,"endTime":2973.762,"body":"$50,000 and it's just like,"},{"startTime":2970.592,"endTime":2973.762,"body":"oh, why don't we"},{"startTime":2973.762,"endTime":2977.057,"body":"why don't we say no to that"},{"startTime":2973.762,"endTime":2977.057,"body":"and then keep somebody alive for $50,"},{"startTime":2978.141,"endTime":2981.144,"body":"have a shelter or something"},{"startTime":2978.141,"endTime":2981.144,"body":"for that crazy."},{"startTime":2981.687,"endTime":2982.229,"body":"I do."},{"startTime":2982.229,"endTime":2984.356,"body":"I just found out"},{"startTime":2982.229,"endTime":2984.356,"body":"that you do have to pay for it."},{"startTime":2984.356,"endTime":2988.652,"body":"So every time I see someone get, like,"},{"startTime":2984.356,"endTime":2988.652,"body":"their star or who who paid for it, Right."},{"startTime":2988.652,"endTime":2990.278,"body":"Because it's it's a lovely thing to get"},{"startTime":2990.278,"endTime":2993.824,"body":"unless you're self-financing,"},{"startTime":2990.278,"endTime":2993.824,"body":"then it's like, well, I want to star."},{"startTime":2994.241,"endTime":2997.744,"body":"I like a star,"},{"startTime":2994.241,"endTime":2997.744,"body":"but I'd rather have, like, my house fixed."},{"startTime":2997.953,"endTime":3000.247,"body":"Yeah, I need it or buy it."},{"startTime":3000.247,"endTime":3003.041,"body":"I need like, new window tent"},{"startTime":3003.041,"endTime":3005.168,"body":"or like we have to buy our tickets"},{"startTime":3003.041,"endTime":3005.168,"body":"to Iceland."},{"startTime":3005.168,"endTime":3007.045,"body":"I'm not happy with my neck, you know,"},{"startTime":3008.213,"endTime":3008.839,"body":"None of us are."},{"startTime":3008.839,"endTime":3011.717,"body":"I see. 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I'm."},{"startTime":3198.737,"endTime":3200.28,"body":"I'm Laura Fly."},{"startTime":3200.28,"endTime":3203.366,"body":"And I'm Daniel Ashkenazy."},{"startTime":3203.95,"endTime":3206.953,"body":"And I am Maria, Aspen skier."},{"startTime":3208.33,"endTime":3210.04,"body":"Yay! Woo!"},{"startTime":3210.04,"endTime":3210.665,"body":"Thanks."}]}