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But that's where I remember."},{"startTime":2597.344,"endTime":2601.223,"body":"I feel like I ran into you"},{"startTime":2597.344,"endTime":2601.223,"body":"outside of the club or something, and we."},{"startTime":2601.223,"endTime":2602.057,"body":"Yeah, and we hung out."},{"startTime":2602.057,"endTime":2604.059,"body":"That's how we hung out. That's"},{"startTime":2602.057,"endTime":2604.059,"body":"when I see Margaret, like, all."},{"startTime":2604.059,"endTime":2606.228,"body":"Just in, like,"},{"startTime":2604.059,"endTime":2606.228,"body":"comedy clubs in different places."},{"startTime":2606.228,"endTime":2607.062,"body":"Yeah, so."},{"startTime":2607.062,"endTime":2609.732,"body":"But that was a good club, too."},{"startTime":2607.062,"endTime":2609.732,"body":"Yeah. I really like that laughing."},{"startTime":2609.732,"endTime":2610.608,"body":"That was awesome."},{"startTime":2610.608,"endTime":2612.693,"body":"Yeah. Wait a second. 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Yeah."},{"startTime":2766.847,"endTime":2768.974,"body":"The only reason I know the lyrics of it"},{"startTime":2766.847,"endTime":2768.974,"body":"is because people sing it."},{"startTime":2768.974,"endTime":2771.685,"body":"MARGARET What are the songs"},{"startTime":2768.974,"endTime":2771.685,"body":"about? MARGARET They're not."},{"startTime":2771.685,"endTime":2772.728,"body":"I don't think there are any."},{"startTime":2772.728,"endTime":2773.604,"body":"We're going to have to write one."},{"startTime":2773.604,"endTime":2774.313,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":2774.313,"endTime":2775.105,"body":"Oh, wait."},{"startTime":2775.105,"endTime":2776.982,"body":"Okay, so Laura has drums."},{"startTime":2776.982,"endTime":2778.859,"body":"She's teaching herself drums. Oh, really?"},{"startTime":2778.859,"endTime":2781.361,"body":"Well, no. 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I'm not doing anything."},{"startTime":2798.587,"endTime":2800.088,"body":"But that's a cool thing to do."},{"startTime":2800.088,"endTime":2801.59,"body":"That's a really you play an instrument."},{"startTime":2801.59,"endTime":2805.344,"body":"I play guitar and piano and."},{"startTime":2805.344,"endTime":2807.304,"body":"And you sing. Margaret You're in a band."},{"startTime":2807.304,"endTime":2809.056,"body":"I play most instruments."},{"startTime":2809.056,"endTime":2809.264,"body":"I mean,"},{"startTime":2809.264,"endTime":2813.477,"body":"if you play either one or the other,"},{"startTime":2809.264,"endTime":2813.477,"body":"then you can figure out everything else."},{"startTime":2813.519,"endTime":2814.061,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":2814.061,"endTime":2816.355,"body":"All right, so now the three of us"},{"startTime":2814.061,"endTime":2816.355,"body":"are going to be in a band. Guess. 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Oh, good."},{"startTime":2825.489,"endTime":2827.157,"body":"And, oh, God, do you."},{"startTime":2825.489,"endTime":2827.157,"body":"Have stuff like that?"},{"startTime":2827.157,"endTime":2827.908,"body":"Do you keep anything?"},{"startTime":2827.908,"endTime":2829.618,"body":"I keep it, but I don't know where it is."},{"startTime":2829.618,"endTime":2831.495,"body":"I mean, it's all sort of in my house"},{"startTime":2829.618,"endTime":2831.495,"body":"somewhere."},{"startTime":2831.495,"endTime":2834.748,"body":"Everything, all the detritus of my life"},{"startTime":2831.495,"endTime":2834.748,"body":"is scattered everywhere."},{"startTime":2834.79,"endTime":2837.918,"body":"My mom gave me thank you,"},{"startTime":2834.79,"endTime":2837.918,"body":"gave me all of my stuff back. So"},{"startTime":2839.086,"endTime":2839.378,"body":"go ahead."},{"startTime":2839.378,"endTime":2840.879,"body":"Read your songs from high school."},{"startTime":2840.879,"endTime":2843.048,"body":"Yeah. Minds from, like, elementary school."},{"startTime":2843.048,"endTime":2845.259,"body":"Oh, fuck. You. And I'm humiliated by."},{"startTime":2845.259,"endTime":2846.969,"body":"Oh, well, then mine's going to be worse."},{"startTime":2846.969,"endTime":2849.012,"body":"Sure yours is long. No."},{"startTime":2849.012,"endTime":2850.514,"body":"I mean, it's terrible. Well, I already am."},{"startTime":2850.514,"endTime":2854.685,"body":"I already teased it in the last episode"},{"startTime":2850.514,"endTime":2854.685,"body":"saying, Look out, look out."},{"startTime":2854.768,"endTime":2855.727,"body":"So. That's right."},{"startTime":2855.727,"endTime":2857.145,"body":"Everything is about a car accident."},{"startTime":2857.145,"endTime":2859.064,"body":"All right, Go on. 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She's touring. Cool."},{"startTime":3342.922,"endTime":3345.842,"body":"Thanks for coming. Out."},{"startTime":3345.842,"endTime":3348.178,"body":"Thank you for talking to you, Margaret."},{"startTime":3348.178,"endTime":3351.056,"body":"We're going to do this again now."},{"startTime":3351.056,"endTime":3353.183,"body":"Okay. Poets out."},{"startTime":3353.183,"endTime":3354.851,"body":"Venue."},{"startTime":3354.851,"endTime":3356.019,"body":"This is this is great."},{"startTime":3356.019,"endTime":3356.853,"body":"Yeah. All right."},{"startTime":3356.853,"endTime":3358.98,"body":"I'm so glad we got"},{"startTime":3356.853,"endTime":3358.98,"body":"all of us get together as a fun."}]}