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Oh, my God."},{"startTime":1061.268,"endTime":1065.647,"body":"You know, I saw I, you know, on SNL"},{"startTime":1061.268,"endTime":1065.647,"body":"when me and like 12"},{"startTime":1065.647,"endTime":1069.359,"body":"guys were all there, you know,"},{"startTime":1065.647,"endTime":1069.359,"body":"anything that we had that was funny."},{"startTime":1069.401,"endTime":1072.446,"body":"We had already said it at 6 p.m.,"},{"startTime":1069.401,"endTime":1072.446,"body":"but we were there until,"},{"startTime":1072.446,"endTime":1073.822,"body":"you know, midnight or one."},{"startTime":1073.822,"endTime":1076.825,"body":"And I saw take the skin"},{"startTime":1076.825,"endTime":1079.828,"body":"off the bottom of his feet and eat it."},{"startTime":1079.995,"endTime":1080.871,"body":"Shut the."},{"startTime":1080.871,"endTime":1082.956,"body":"Fuck up. 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It's so fun."},{"startTime":3675.463,"endTime":3677.048,"body":"And people can find you where."},{"startTime":3677.048,"endTime":3680.009,"body":"I'm just Elizabeth. 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