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Derby, huh?"},{"startTime":312.52,"endTime":314.147,"body":"I haven't been since before COVID."},{"startTime":314.147,"endTime":314.689,"body":"Uh huh."},{"startTime":314.689,"endTime":316.232,"body":"They played and played."},{"startTime":316.232,"endTime":319.569,"body":"They skated at a place in Echo Park."},{"startTime":319.61,"endTime":320.153,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":320.153,"endTime":323.323,"body":"And I used to go sometimes"},{"startTime":320.153,"endTime":323.323,"body":"when my daughter was in high school."},{"startTime":323.323,"endTime":325.908,"body":"She was in a punk rock band,"},{"startTime":323.323,"endTime":325.908,"body":"and sometimes they would play, like."},{"startTime":325.908,"endTime":328.161,"body":"Halftime. Yeah. Oh, wow."},{"startTime":328.161,"endTime":331.164,"body":"I saw Exene Cervenka"},{"startTime":328.161,"endTime":331.164,"body":"do the national anthem."},{"startTime":331.205,"endTime":333.666,"body":"Amazing. 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It'd be like, just pretend it's, uh."},{"startTime":540.331,"endTime":541.082,"body":"Relax, Jamie."},{"startTime":541.082,"endTime":543.584,"body":"I was like, they're lying to us. They're."},{"startTime":543.584,"endTime":546.17,"body":"Because when you're an only child,"},{"startTime":543.584,"endTime":546.17,"body":"you have to do all the work."},{"startTime":546.17,"endTime":546.796,"body":"Oh, my God."},{"startTime":546.796,"endTime":551.092,"body":"Like, you have to break every,"},{"startTime":546.796,"endTime":551.092,"body":"superstition or all of that ritual."},{"startTime":551.092,"endTime":552.134,"body":"You have to. Yes."},{"startTime":552.134,"endTime":554.554,"body":"And then there's no one to even,"},{"startTime":552.134,"endTime":554.554,"body":"like, conference with."},{"startTime":554.554,"endTime":556.556,"body":"Like, do you think it's real and all that?"},{"startTime":556.556,"endTime":559.559,"body":"You're basically doing"},{"startTime":556.556,"endTime":559.559,"body":"all the emotional labor for your parents."},{"startTime":559.6,"endTime":562.311,"body":"Mm hmm. Whilst."},{"startTime":562.311,"endTime":564.772,"body":"Ha ha ha."},{"startTime":564.772,"endTime":567.858,"body":"Who were you popular in high school?"},{"startTime":567.984,"endTime":569.026,"body":"That's a good question."},{"startTime":569.026,"endTime":571.529,"body":"I think it was probably in a popular."},{"startTime":571.529,"endTime":572.321,"body":"Uh huh."},{"startTime":572.321,"endTime":574.448,"body":"I'm not sure if I was personally popular."},{"startTime":574.448,"endTime":575.449,"body":"Um, feel."},{"startTime":575.449,"endTime":580.621,"body":"Like in small town high schools,"},{"startTime":575.449,"endTime":580.621,"body":"the popular girls really aren't liked. Mm."},{"startTime":580.705,"endTime":582.665,"body":"They're bitches,"},{"startTime":582.707,"endTime":584.333,"body":"like, Oh, she's a popular girl."},{"startTime":584.333,"endTime":587.211,"body":"Not like, Oh, I love Jamie and Laura."},{"startTime":587.211,"endTime":588.212,"body":"They're popular."},{"startTime":588.212,"endTime":590.131,"body":"Uh huh."},{"startTime":590.131,"endTime":591.382,"body":"Oh, yeah."},{"startTime":591.382,"endTime":592.883,"body":"I think I was one. Of those."},{"startTime":592.883,"endTime":596.053,"body":"Also in our school, was the cheerleaders"},{"startTime":592.883,"endTime":596.053,"body":"and the jackets."},{"startTime":596.053,"endTime":597.93,"body":"They were the most popular. Yeah."},{"startTime":597.93,"endTime":600.099,"body":"What is the jacket. Of female jock?"},{"startTime":600.099,"endTime":602.393,"body":"Oh, I saw that. Yeah, Yeah."},{"startTime":602.393,"endTime":603.185,"body":"There's just one."},{"startTime":603.185,"endTime":605.187,"body":"And it was Jackie Jeffries."},{"startTime":605.187,"endTime":607.398,"body":"Mm hmm."},{"startTime":607.398,"endTime":608.149,"body":"She played football."},{"startTime":608.149,"endTime":610.151,"body":"The only girl on the whole show."},{"startTime":610.151,"endTime":612.028,"body":"Her? She. No, she was out there."},{"startTime":610.151,"endTime":612.028,"body":"I don't know."},{"startTime":612.028,"endTime":613.321,"body":"I think she, like, played."},{"startTime":613.321,"endTime":615.698,"body":"Well out there. Yeah, that's really."},{"startTime":615.698,"endTime":616.657,"body":"That's really cool."},{"startTime":616.657,"endTime":618.034,"body":"Her name was Rhiannon."},{"startTime":618.034,"endTime":621.662,"body":"And she got real mad if you even tried"},{"startTime":618.034,"endTime":621.662,"body":"to singer a Fleetwood Mac."},{"startTime":621.746,"endTime":622.997,"body":"I have."},{"startTime":622.997,"endTime":625.166,"body":"I'm the only person at the school"},{"startTime":622.997,"endTime":625.166,"body":"who knows who we were."},{"startTime":625.166,"endTime":629.17,"body":"Oh, I interrupted you when you were"},{"startTime":625.166,"endTime":629.17,"body":"telling us that you saw Elvis."},{"startTime":629.253,"endTime":631.213,"body":"Um, and. Yes, I'm an only child."},{"startTime":631.213,"endTime":634.342,"body":"Yeah,"},{"startTime":631.213,"endTime":634.342,"body":"My parents got tickets to see Elvis in,"},{"startTime":634.342,"endTime":637.345,"body":"like, 1973. Mm."},{"startTime":637.595,"endTime":641.098,"body":"Fresno. Wow. Wow."},{"startTime":641.182,"endTime":644.727,"body":"And of course, like any American kid,"},{"startTime":641.182,"endTime":644.727,"body":"I was obsessed"},{"startTime":644.727,"endTime":647.73,"body":"with Elvis, and my mom was like,"},{"startTime":644.727,"endTime":647.73,"body":"Oh, that would be fine."},{"startTime":647.73,"endTime":651.067,"body":"That's nice, because the Elvis, like,"},{"startTime":647.73,"endTime":651.067,"body":"I mean, I like Elvis enough."},{"startTime":651.15,"endTime":655.321,"body":"You know, my mom ripped"},{"startTime":651.15,"endTime":655.321,"body":"those opera glasses out of my hands."},{"startTime":655.404,"endTime":657.448,"body":"Ha ha ha"},{"startTime":657.448,"endTime":658.658,"body":"ha ha."},{"startTime":658.658,"endTime":661.994,"body":"And it was like when they still did the,"},{"startTime":658.658,"endTime":661.994,"body":"you know, bump boom."},{"startTime":662.078,"endTime":665.456,"body":"Oh. When he walks in"},{"startTime":662.078,"endTime":665.456,"body":"was if they had at that point."},{"startTime":665.539,"endTime":668.542,"body":"No. Oh, wow. He was certainly not slim."},{"startTime":668.584,"endTime":668.918,"body":"Mm hmm."},{"startTime":668.918,"endTime":673.881,"body":"He was like, you know, a good looking,"},{"startTime":668.918,"endTime":673.881,"body":"larger Elvis, but not like he got."},{"startTime":673.923,"endTime":676.133,"body":"Yeah. Yeah. Was it, like, white?"},{"startTime":676.133,"endTime":676.509,"body":"Oh, yeah."},{"startTime":676.509,"endTime":679.512,"body":"How did it start with it Caught in a trap."},{"startTime":679.679,"endTime":680.596,"body":"Oh, yeah. That's."},{"startTime":680.596,"endTime":682.932,"body":"We started with a camp worker."},{"startTime":682.932,"endTime":685.726,"body":"Not sure, because, you know,"},{"startTime":682.932,"endTime":685.726,"body":"I don't remember what he started with."},{"startTime":685.726,"endTime":686.102,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":686.102,"endTime":689.105,"body":"Do you remember him wiping his sweat onto"},{"startTime":689.105,"endTime":692.65,"body":"silk handkerchiefs and throwing them"},{"startTime":689.105,"endTime":692.65,"body":"into the audience or silk scarves?"},{"startTime":692.692,"endTime":694.652,"body":"Yeah. And I was like, That's disgusting."},{"startTime":694.652,"endTime":696.112,"body":"Yeah. Yeah."},{"startTime":696.112,"endTime":698.823,"body":"Like,"},{"startTime":696.112,"endTime":698.823,"body":"I don't know, it's disgusting or not."},{"startTime":698.823,"endTime":700.324,"body":"Ha ha ha."},{"startTime":700.324,"endTime":702.368,"body":"I just thought genuine a few years ago,"},{"startTime":700.324,"endTime":702.368,"body":"but it was."},{"startTime":702.368,"endTime":705.037,"body":"Oh, wait,"},{"startTime":702.368,"endTime":705.037,"body":"who sings? Pony? It's genuine, right?"},{"startTime":705.037,"endTime":706.414,"body":"I don't know. Anyway, Yes."},{"startTime":706.414,"endTime":707.665,"body":"And he did the same thing."},{"startTime":707.665,"endTime":710.209,"body":"He ripped his shirt off. Mm."},{"startTime":710.209,"endTime":713.254,"body":"there was no sign or form"},{"startTime":710.209,"endTime":713.254,"body":"the anchor was he ripped a shirt off."},{"startTime":713.421,"endTime":715.005,"body":"He did pushups over a towel."},{"startTime":715.005,"endTime":717.007,"body":"They laid a towel and say a push up."},{"startTime":717.007,"endTime":720.01,"body":"Then he wiped his body on it"},{"startTime":717.007,"endTime":720.01,"body":"and then he stood up and his height"},{"startTime":720.01,"endTime":723.347,"body":"man picked up the towel"},{"startTime":720.01,"endTime":723.347,"body":"and threw it into the audience"},{"startTime":723.431,"endTime":726.642,"body":"and the towel was disintegrated"},{"startTime":723.431,"endTime":726.642,"body":"by ravenous fans."},{"startTime":726.726,"endTime":728.936,"body":"Could God."},{"startTime":729.019,"endTime":731.105,"body":"But I do, Yeah, 100%."},{"startTime":731.105,"endTime":732.898,"body":"And this was just a few years ago."},{"startTime":732.898,"endTime":734.525,"body":"People wanted his. Yeah."},{"startTime":734.525,"endTime":736.694,"body":"So what was the voted"},{"startTime":734.525,"endTime":736.694,"body":"Elvis was to you at that age?"},{"startTime":736.694,"endTime":739.196,"body":"Were you."},{"startTime":736.694,"endTime":739.196,"body":"I just thought he was really important."},{"startTime":739.196,"endTime":740.906,"body":"Ha ha ha. Yeah."},{"startTime":740.906,"endTime":743.576,"body":"And I thought"},{"startTime":740.906,"endTime":743.576,"body":"because I'd seen all the Elvis movies"},{"startTime":743.576,"endTime":747.246,"body":"and we had all the Elvis records on vinyl,"},{"startTime":743.576,"endTime":747.246,"body":"of course."},{"startTime":747.246,"endTime":747.913,"body":"Yeah. Yeah."},{"startTime":747.913,"endTime":751.625,"body":"So I just thought that he was just"},{"startTime":747.913,"endTime":751.625,"body":"a super important person."},{"startTime":751.625,"endTime":752.418,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":752.418,"endTime":754.712,"body":"And I mean, this is interesting, though."},{"startTime":754.712,"endTime":756.38,"body":"I mean,"},{"startTime":754.712,"endTime":756.38,"body":"we talked about this a little bit before."},{"startTime":756.38,"endTime":759.925,"body":"I wasn't raised by my biological father,"},{"startTime":756.38,"endTime":759.925,"body":"so who."},{"startTime":759.925,"endTime":761.635,"body":"Was Elvis?"},{"startTime":761.635,"endTime":762.595,"body":"But it's funny."},{"startTime":762.595,"endTime":765.89,"body":"Because I knew that Elvis"},{"startTime":762.595,"endTime":765.89,"body":"had been sent to the Army."},{"startTime":765.89,"endTime":767.683,"body":"I knew he was overseas. Mm."},{"startTime":767.683,"endTime":770.352,"body":"And, you know, when you're a little kid,"},{"startTime":767.683,"endTime":770.352,"body":"you just put things together, don't."},{"startTime":770.352,"endTime":771.896,"body":"It may not even matter."},{"startTime":771.896,"endTime":772.48,"body":"Uh huh."},{"startTime":772.48,"endTime":775.483,"body":"And I knew that my biological father"},{"startTime":772.48,"endTime":775.483,"body":"had been in the army."},{"startTime":775.483,"endTime":777.193,"body":"I know what that meant."},{"startTime":777.193,"endTime":779.82,"body":"And so I would just always"},{"startTime":777.193,"endTime":779.82,"body":"look at this picture of Elvis in his GI"},{"startTime":779.82,"endTime":783.324,"body":"uniform and be like,"},{"startTime":779.82,"endTime":783.324,"body":"I bet that's what my dad looks like. Oh."},{"startTime":783.407,"endTime":784.909,"body":"Yeah, you. 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Right."},{"startTime":902.484,"endTime":904.695,"body":"And they won't even let you"},{"startTime":902.484,"endTime":904.695,"body":"because the estates."},{"startTime":904.695,"endTime":907.948,"body":"But they don't want to let anyone know"},{"startTime":904.695,"endTime":907.948,"body":"they even exist."},{"startTime":908.032,"endTime":909.825,"body":"Oh, yeah, it is."},{"startTime":909.825,"endTime":911.952,"body":"So you couldn't get."},{"startTime":909.825,"endTime":911.952,"body":"And then the lady's holding it, right?"},{"startTime":911.952,"endTime":913.537,"body":"Like you can't touch it,"},{"startTime":911.952,"endTime":913.537,"body":"of course, and things."},{"startTime":913.537,"endTime":917.917,"body":"But I got close enough to sniff everything"},{"startTime":913.537,"endTime":917.917,"body":"and it smells so good."},{"startTime":917.917,"endTime":920.753,"body":"It's like, musty. 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I."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2348.637,"endTime":2353.142,"body":"I wound up going out with the"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2348.637,"endTime":2353.142,"body":"news, the whole band, and."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2353.225,"endTime":2354.018,"body":"No, no, I'm kidding."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2354.018,"endTime":2355.478,"body":"Yeah, no kidding."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2355.478,"endTime":2356.479,"body":"I was just saying, like, what?"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2356.479,"endTime":2358.773,"body":"Is there sexy about any of that?"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2358.773,"endTime":2361.609,"body":"And Garrett and I, we went to the Cruel"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2361.609,"endTime":2366.28,"body":"The Cruel World concert,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2361.609,"endTime":2366.28,"body":"and I thought Gary Numan was amazing."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2366.53,"endTime":2371.035,"body":"And, you know, he played in cars, you know"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2366.53,"endTime":2371.035,"body":"and and I said,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2371.118,"endTime":2374.663,"body":"Are we going to yell out Gary"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2371.118,"endTime":2374.663,"body":"It's like an accountant's name."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2374.663,"endTime":2376.999,"body":"Gary Yeah, I do."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2376.999,"endTime":2378.876,"body":"I had Gary"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2378.876,"endTime":2381.587,"body":"play least sexy."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2381.587,"endTime":2383.839,"body":"Oh, know Gary Numan, Gary Numan,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2381.587,"endTime":2383.839,"body":"my accountant."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2383.839,"endTime":2386.175,"body":"Gary Numan and Gary Numan. 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Incredible."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2641.889,"endTime":2643.098,"body":"look, I can play."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2643.098,"endTime":2643.891,"body":"I mean,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2643.891,"endTime":2645.142,"body":"his guitar player, Don Rich,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2645.142,"endTime":2647.728,"body":"like I was one of those little kids"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2645.142,"endTime":2647.728,"body":"that was, like, crazy over."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2647.728,"endTime":2649.438,"body":"Like, Larry McNeely."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2649.438,"endTime":2652.65,"body":"Who was Glen Campbell's? Oh, man."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2652.733,"endTime":2653.651,"body":"You know, your parents are."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2653.651,"endTime":2659.448,"body":"And how when you're like,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2653.651,"endTime":2659.448,"body":"I'm going to marry Larry. Uh."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2659.531,"endTime":2661.575,"body":"Well,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2659.531,"endTime":2661.575,"body":"they were the part of the Wrecking Crew."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2661.575,"endTime":2662.159,"body":"Right."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2662.159,"endTime":2664.787,"body":"Well, Glen Campbell was part of the OC."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2664.787,"endTime":2665.412,"body":"He got famous."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2665.412,"endTime":2666.955,"body":"He had his own band. Okay."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2666.955,"endTime":2668.04,"body":"You guys were amazing."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2668.04,"endTime":2668.749,"body":"Yeah."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2668.749,"endTime":2671.126,"body":"I mean, Buck Owens had a great band."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2671.126,"endTime":2671.96,"body":"The Buckaroos."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2671.96,"endTime":2674.963,"body":"Oh, Merle Haggard. Actually,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2671.96,"endTime":2674.963,"body":"this is funny."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2675.047,"endTime":2677.966,"body":"Merle Haggard married Buck Owens ex-wife."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2677.966,"endTime":2681.387,"body":"Oh, Bonnie Owens."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2681.47,"endTime":2684.431,"body":"Oh. Shit."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2684.556,"endTime":2687.309,"body":"And she actually wrote some of Merle's"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2684.556,"endTime":2687.309,"body":"early hits."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2687.309,"endTime":2688.102,"body":"Oh, wow."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2688.102,"endTime":2690.521,"body":"Hear her on the early sun singing harmony."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2690.521,"endTime":2691.647,"body":"Wow. Damn."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2691.647,"endTime":2693.816,"body":"I would love to know"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2691.647,"endTime":2693.816,"body":"what was up with that."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2693.816,"endTime":2696.485,"body":"And they were still friends afterwards."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2693.816,"endTime":2696.485,"body":"Oh, really?"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2696.485,"endTime":2698.32,"body":"I just feel like the world."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2698.32,"endTime":2701.323,"body":"So good. My friend's grandfather."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2701.365,"endTime":2703.325,"body":"I'm not sure if you're still with us,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2701.365,"endTime":2703.325,"body":"but we hope you're using"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2703.325,"endTime":2705.953,"body":"the theme for our song."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2703.325,"endTime":2705.953,"body":"Who's getting Trolled? Oh, yeah."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2705.953,"endTime":2710.833,"body":"Her husband's grandfather was the pedal"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2705.953,"endTime":2710.833,"body":"steel guitar player for Bob Wills."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2710.958,"endTime":2712.584,"body":"Jeez, I."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2712.584,"endTime":2716.213,"body":"Found out he's like the James"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2712.584,"endTime":2716.213,"body":"Brown of bluegrass music type band."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2716.255,"endTime":2718.757,"body":"Yeah, some band. It's"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2716.255,"endTime":2718.757,"body":"almost like being in the military."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2718.757,"endTime":2720.259,"body":"Wow. And legend in."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2720.259,"endTime":2723.679,"body":"I think he was there when he got"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2720.259,"endTime":2723.679,"body":"all of them back for the final recordings."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2723.762,"endTime":2724.221,"body":"I'm terminal."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2724.221,"endTime":2725.681,"body":"Like, it was one of those things where"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2725.681,"endTime":2729.476,"body":"I had known this person for a few years"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2725.681,"endTime":2729.476,"body":"before I learned that I was like,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2729.476,"endTime":2733.439,"body":"The first thing out of your mouth would"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2729.476,"endTime":2733.439,"body":"be, Hello, my name is Aaron and"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2733.48,"endTime":2735.107,"body":"if I don't steal guitar by Robot."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2735.107,"endTime":2736.817,"body":"I got to meet J.D. J.D."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2736.817,"endTime":2740.529,"body":"Manase, who was sweethearts of the rodeo."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2740.612,"endTime":2743.824,"body":"Oh, and it's always funny"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2740.612,"endTime":2743.824,"body":"when you meet somebody like that,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2743.824,"endTime":2746.869,"body":"because, of course, he has a lot of fans"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2743.824,"endTime":2746.869,"body":"who don't know what he looks like."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2747.077,"endTime":2749.455,"body":"Oh, and maybe don't even know his name."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2749.455,"endTime":2750.789,"body":"But you grew up listening that music"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2750.789,"endTime":2753.417,"body":"and you love it,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2750.789,"endTime":2753.417,"body":"but you don't know until you know."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2753.417,"endTime":2756.295,"body":"And I got to help him like,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2756.295,"endTime":2759.673,"body":"Wow. Oh, my."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2759.757,"endTime":2762.76,"body":"Leave it at the helm of your garment. Huh?"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2762.926,"endTime":2765.804,"body":"But I think also in the old days,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2762.926,"endTime":2765.804,"body":"when you listen to music"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2765.804,"endTime":2768.766,"body":"and there wasn't a phone or anything else"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2765.804,"endTime":2768.766,"body":"that maybe television is trying to do,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2768.766,"endTime":2770.934,"body":"but you would really just"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2768.766,"endTime":2770.934,"body":"look at the album."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2770.934,"endTime":2774.021,"body":"Oh, and oh, yeah, maybe, you know, I do."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2774.021,"endTime":2776.94,"body":"Yeah."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2774.021,"endTime":2776.94,"body":"They had those huge catalogs. Mm hmm."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2776.94,"endTime":2779.109,"body":"And you can see, like,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2776.94,"endTime":2779.109,"body":"who produced what record?"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2779.109,"endTime":2782.279,"body":"Oh, wow. Going to the track and."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2782.362,"endTime":2783.447,"body":"Ha ha ha."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2783.447,"endTime":2783.906,"body":"You bet."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2783.906,"endTime":2786.325,"body":"The producer, like, oh,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2783.906,"endTime":2786.325,"body":"if he produced that record,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2786.325,"endTime":2789.536,"body":"then maybe this one"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2786.325,"endTime":2789.536,"body":"or I used to have a theory that Emmylou"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2789.536,"endTime":2793.665,"body":"Harris sang backup on a record"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2789.536,"endTime":2793.665,"body":"or any harmony at all."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2793.749,"endTime":2794.666,"body":"It was amazing."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2794.666,"endTime":2796.919,"body":"Uh huh. Job in the best possible way."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2796.919,"endTime":2797.753,"body":"Oh, really?"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2797.753,"endTime":2799.63,"body":"She wouldn't touch anything"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2797.753,"endTime":2799.63,"body":"unless it was good."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":2799.63,"endTime":2802.257,"body":"Uh huh. 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You have to be, like."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3074.404,"endTime":3075.197,"body":"Depressed."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3075.197,"endTime":3077.157,"body":"You're a stand up comedian and a writer."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3077.157,"endTime":3080.368,"body":"Was that something you've done before"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3077.157,"endTime":3080.368,"body":"or after you had kids?"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3080.535,"endTime":3081.745,"body":"Oh, after for sure."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3081.745,"endTime":3084.539,"body":"So how did that come up?"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3081.745,"endTime":3084.539,"body":"I think I fall into comedy."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3084.539,"endTime":3086.625,"body":"I do. 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They're like, Hey, remember?"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3378.041,"endTime":3379.793,"body":"Yeah, yeah, yeah."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3379.793,"endTime":3381.795,"body":"Super skilled with that."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3381.795,"endTime":3386.883,"body":"But I did a show at Pappy, and Harriet's"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3381.795,"endTime":3386.883,"body":"near Josh's. Oh."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3386.925,"endTime":3388.009,"body":"Oh, I didn't know about that."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3388.009,"endTime":3390.845,"body":"And I want so badly,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3388.009,"endTime":3390.845,"body":"it still gives me hives."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3390.845,"endTime":3393.556,"body":"Just think about it was on stage."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3390.845,"endTime":3393.556,"body":"It was hot."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3393.556,"endTime":3394.974,"body":"It was in November."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3394.974,"endTime":3396.81,"body":"Inside the heaters on. Mm hmm."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3396.81,"endTime":3399.646,"body":"And I started sweating"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3396.81,"endTime":3399.646,"body":"because it wasn't going great."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3399.646,"endTime":3400.188,"body":"Mm hmm."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3400.188,"endTime":3402.399,"body":"And, you know,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3400.188,"endTime":3402.399,"body":"my uncle jokes in my work up there"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3402.399,"endTime":3404.901,"body":"where people were wearing, like,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3402.399,"endTime":3404.901,"body":"matching hunting outfits."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3404.901,"endTime":3405.944,"body":"Oh, shit."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3405.944,"endTime":3406.403,"body":"In the front."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3406.403,"endTime":3407.112,"body":"Row, you know,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3407.112,"endTime":3411.658,"body":"no offense to them in the crowd, it was me"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3407.112,"endTime":3411.658,"body":"bringing that material to Pioneertown."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3411.783,"endTime":3412.242,"body":"Mm hmm."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3412.242,"endTime":3415.036,"body":"And so I sort of sweat,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3412.242,"endTime":3415.036,"body":"and it wasn't going great."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3415.036,"endTime":3417.914,"body":"And so when I left the stage,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3415.036,"endTime":3417.914,"body":"I just went out the side door"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3417.914,"endTime":3420.542,"body":"off the side of the stage,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3417.914,"endTime":3420.542,"body":"which goes directly outside."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3420.542,"endTime":3422.085,"body":"Mm hmm. Know"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3420.542,"endTime":3422.085,"body":"if you've been to parking here."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3422.085,"endTime":3423.42,"body":"It's this big roadhouse."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3423.42,"endTime":3426.84,"body":"It's big, wide expanse. Mm hmm."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3426.923,"endTime":3428.133,"body":"So I had to walk all the way around."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3428.133,"endTime":3429.551,"body":"It was like, 12 degrees."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3429.551,"endTime":3432.554,"body":"Oh, shit. I was freezing. And also."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3432.554,"endTime":3434.055,"body":"Oh, and I."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3434.055,"endTime":3436.85,"body":"Went inside"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3434.055,"endTime":3436.85,"body":"the front, and I went into the bathroom,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3436.85,"endTime":3442.105,"body":"and this little older lady was there,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3436.85,"endTime":3442.105,"body":"and she goes, Okay. Oh,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3442.188,"endTime":3444.983,"body":"uh. Oh, no."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3444.983,"endTime":3446.734,"body":"Oh, yeah, I think I'm okay."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3446.734,"endTime":3456.035,"body":"And she goes, Well, I really liked"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3446.734,"endTime":3456.035,"body":"your nesting bulls, Joe. The"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3456.119,"endTime":3457.662,"body":"where can we see you next?"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3457.662,"endTime":3459.873,"body":"Work in there. Our fans. See you next."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3459.873,"endTime":3463.918,"body":"Performing at the Leonard Nimoy Theater"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3464.002,"endTime":3467.005,"body":"with Cabaret Show on December 16th."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3467.213,"endTime":3472.302,"body":"Fantastic tickets to the UCLA website"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3467.213,"endTime":3472.302,"body":"because it's part of their series."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3472.302,"endTime":3473.887,"body":"And so I feel like a real girl."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3473.887,"endTime":3474.971,"body":"Oh, that's amazing."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3474.971,"endTime":3477.974,"body":"That's really cool."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3474.971,"endTime":3477.974,"body":"That's awesome. It's going to be fun."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3477.974,"endTime":3478.683,"body":"I think so."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3478.683,"endTime":3482.187,"body":"And Beth Peters always puts together"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3478.683,"endTime":3482.187,"body":"a fun group of people."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3482.187,"endTime":3483.188,"body":"That's how I met you all."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3483.188,"endTime":3485.064,"body":"And I'm so grateful for her."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3485.064,"endTime":3486.441,"body":"She is definitely."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3486.441,"endTime":3487.692,"body":"She's awesome."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3487.692,"endTime":3490.57,"body":"Yeah, well,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3487.692,"endTime":3490.57,"body":"she was great on our show, too."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3490.57,"endTime":3491.321,"body":"Oh, yeah."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3491.321,"endTime":3493.239,"body":"I'm so glad I get to see Jamie. Okay, so."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3493.239,"endTime":3497.202,"body":"And your new love is waiting for you,"},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3493.239,"endTime":3497.202,"body":"so we're going to have to say goodbye."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3497.285,"endTime":3499.787,"body":"Yeah, I forgot about that. Okay. Okay."},{"speaker":"And around 9","startTime":3499.787,"endTime":3501.664,"body":"Thanks, Jamie. My"}]}