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You."},{"startTime":607.106,"endTime":609.317,"body":"You when"},{"startTime":609.317,"endTime":612.194,"body":"she's, like, in the hospital,"},{"startTime":609.317,"endTime":612.194,"body":"my dad calls me."},{"startTime":612.194,"endTime":613.821,"body":"I'm driving up to San Francisco."},{"startTime":613.821,"endTime":615.906,"body":"He's like,"},{"startTime":613.821,"endTime":615.906,"body":"I don't think she has much longer."},{"startTime":615.906,"endTime":619.869,"body":"I drive to San Francisco, and the nurses"},{"startTime":615.906,"endTime":619.869,"body":"are all like, looking at us."},{"startTime":619.869,"endTime":622.079,"body":"They give you that look."},{"startTime":622.079,"endTime":626.667,"body":"And so we know my cousin cannot stand"},{"startTime":622.079,"endTime":626.667,"body":"it. Oh."},{"startTime":626.751,"endTime":629.211,"body":"Oh, So we're watching that."},{"startTime":629.211,"endTime":632.006,"body":"Beep, beep. What's that? A shock?"},{"startTime":629.211,"endTime":632.006,"body":"You know what I mean? We're watching it."},{"startTime":632.006,"endTime":632.465,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":632.465,"endTime":635.801,"body":"The heart starts to go slower"},{"startTime":632.465,"endTime":635.801,"body":"and the nurses are, like, preparing us."},{"startTime":635.801,"endTime":636.469,"body":"It was very sweet."},{"startTime":636.469,"endTime":639.68,"body":"They were like, I just want to let"},{"startTime":636.469,"endTime":639.68,"body":"you know if you want to hold her hand."},{"startTime":639.722,"endTime":640.389,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":640.389,"endTime":644.477,"body":"My cousin jumps into the bed. 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Yeah, yeah."},{"startTime":686.811,"endTime":688.145,"body":"And she's slowing down again."},{"startTime":688.145,"endTime":690.231,"body":"Is it just. A heart monitor."},{"startTime":688.145,"endTime":690.231,"body":"What is it called."},{"startTime":690.231,"endTime":691.857,"body":"Oh yeah, yeah."},{"startTime":691.857,"endTime":693.359,"body":"Oh, oh,"},{"startTime":693.359,"endTime":696.362,"body":"oh, oh, oh."},{"startTime":696.404,"endTime":698.614,"body":"I like that. 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Reminder"},{"startTime":759.175,"endTime":762.428,"body":"that things are getting worse and worse."},{"startTime":762.511,"endTime":765.055,"body":"Now. 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Like."},{"startTime":810.184,"endTime":812.561,"body":"That's what happened. Mom, you can go."},{"startTime":812.561,"endTime":813.562,"body":"I gave her, like."},{"startTime":813.562,"endTime":816.732,"body":"Soliloquy. Yeah, I go home."},{"startTime":816.816,"endTime":819.068,"body":"And you're like, Yeah, it'll work."},{"startTime":819.068,"endTime":821.403,"body":"Yeah, yeah,"},{"startTime":821.487,"endTime":821.779,"body":"yeah."},{"startTime":821.779,"endTime":822.655,"body":"She's in."},{"startTime":822.655,"endTime":824.448,"body":"Is she near where you live?"},{"startTime":824.448,"endTime":827.076,"body":"Or like, I moved her close to me. 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Yeah."},{"startTime":859.483,"endTime":862.444,"body":"I sleep with her eyes closed every day."},{"startTime":862.486,"endTime":863.07,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":863.07,"endTime":865.239,"body":"Quality of life. Yeah."},{"startTime":865.239,"endTime":866.323,"body":"You like to let them go?"},{"startTime":866.323,"endTime":866.866,"body":"Yeah. 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Yes."},{"startTime":891.056,"endTime":891.849,"body":"Which I remember."},{"startTime":891.849,"endTime":892.683,"body":"I remember the show."},{"startTime":892.683,"endTime":895.936,"body":"It was like, wow, TV Amazing."},{"startTime":896.02,"endTime":897.98,"body":"Was like, just silly shows."},{"startTime":897.98,"endTime":900.983,"body":"Yeah. Lifestyle and Joan."},{"startTime":901.066,"endTime":901.692,"body":"for sure."},{"startTime":901.692,"endTime":903.11,"body":"Workaholic, I'm sure, you know."},{"startTime":903.11,"endTime":905.696,"body":"Yeah, yeah, yeah. 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Talking about it."},{"startTime":985.526,"endTime":987.236,"body":"It's like, thank God for QVC."},{"startTime":987.236,"endTime":988.612,"body":"And did you know how funny you were."},{"startTime":988.612,"endTime":989.571,"body":"so we thought it was."},{"startTime":989.571,"endTime":992.157,"body":"Interesting"},{"startTime":989.571,"endTime":992.157,"body":"So this is an interesting story."},{"startTime":992.157,"endTime":996.203,"body":"So when I think of Joan, I think of"},{"startTime":992.157,"endTime":996.203,"body":"like how I wrote for Joan Rivers."},{"startTime":996.203,"endTime":996.87,"body":"Oh my God."},{"startTime":996.87,"endTime":1000.165,"body":"And then at the same, like,"},{"startTime":996.87,"endTime":1000.165,"body":"right at the same moment, I go."},{"startTime":1000.249,"endTime":1002.543,"body":"Fucking Joan Rivers."},{"startTime":1002.543,"endTime":1007.548,"body":"Yeah, I think she was. 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She was busy."},{"startTime":1050.257,"endTime":1052.342,"body":"She had bigger stars to fry."},{"startTime":1052.342,"endTime":1055.554,"body":"And I was just wandering through"},{"startTime":1052.342,"endTime":1055.554,"body":"because I was with Jack."},{"startTime":1055.721,"endTime":1056.638,"body":"And so."},{"startTime":1056.638,"endTime":1058.307,"body":"But she must have known you from the me."},{"startTime":1058.307,"endTime":1059.933,"body":"No, no, I don't think so."},{"startTime":1059.933,"endTime":1063.27,"body":"No. Well, this was like 2005. 2006."},{"startTime":1063.27,"endTime":1064.313,"body":"I don't know."},{"startTime":1064.313,"endTime":1065.647,"body":"I was around."},{"startTime":1065.647,"endTime":1067.733,"body":"I know. I."},{"startTime":1067.733,"endTime":1070.027,"body":"I know. Well, thanks."},{"startTime":1070.027,"endTime":1072.321,"body":"Thank you. 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No, no, no."},{"startTime":1081.288,"endTime":1081.955,"body":"It's not that long."},{"startTime":1081.955,"endTime":1085.167,"body":"So it was a show where we go into people's"},{"startTime":1081.955,"endTime":1085.167,"body":"homes."},{"startTime":1085.209,"endTime":1087.753,"body":"Yeah, we walk into their eight car garage."},{"startTime":1087.753,"endTime":1090.631,"body":"Yeah, the mega mansion."},{"startTime":1090.631,"endTime":1097.179,"body":"One guy that owns Treasure"},{"startTime":1090.631,"endTime":1097.179,"body":"Island in Vegas, we walked onto his 767."},{"startTime":1097.262,"endTime":1099.389,"body":"Wow, wow, wow, wow."},{"startTime":1099.389,"endTime":1102.392,"body":"He got in the whole thing"},{"startTime":1099.389,"endTime":1102.392,"body":"and he made it like a beautiful"},{"startTime":1102.601,"endTime":1105.395,"body":"it has, like, bedrooms and jacuzzi house."},{"startTime":1105.395,"endTime":1106.48,"body":"And it was incredible."},{"startTime":1106.48,"endTime":1109.233,"body":"Wow. So we would go ahead of time."},{"startTime":1109.233,"endTime":1111.443,"body":"There was another writer and myself."},{"startTime":1111.443,"endTime":1112.569,"body":"Two of us. Amazing."},{"startTime":1112.569,"endTime":1115.656,"body":"We get there and we start looking around"},{"startTime":1112.569,"endTime":1115.656,"body":"like I could write a joke about this."},{"startTime":1115.656,"endTime":1116.573,"body":"Okay, I'll make fun of it."},{"startTime":1116.573,"endTime":1117.366,"body":"Oh, yeah. Okay."},{"startTime":1117.366,"endTime":1119.618,"body":"Let me ask about this painting."},{"startTime":1119.618,"endTime":1121.745,"body":"And you just wrote jokes."},{"startTime":1119.618,"endTime":1121.745,"body":"Oh, wow. That's great."},{"startTime":1121.745,"endTime":1122.121,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":1122.121,"endTime":1125.791,"body":"Every single week,"},{"startTime":1122.121,"endTime":1125.791,"body":"the other writer got fired."},{"startTime":1125.874,"endTime":1129.503,"body":"Oh. Not you, Not me."},{"startTime":1129.586,"endTime":1131.547,"body":"But I always thought it was me."},{"startTime":1131.547,"endTime":1134.466,"body":"Yeah. Well, this is the week. It's my."},{"startTime":1134.466,"endTime":1137.469,"body":"Oh, no, that's too much stressed week."},{"startTime":1137.553,"endTime":1139.012,"body":"Wow. Like, I would show up."},{"startTime":1139.012,"endTime":1141.849,"body":"It's Monday again,"},{"startTime":1139.012,"endTime":1141.849,"body":"and we are in wherever, you."},{"startTime":1141.849,"endTime":1143.475,"body":"Know. And."},{"startTime":1143.475,"endTime":1145.686,"body":"And we were like, in Texas or whatever."},{"startTime":1145.686,"endTime":1148.188,"body":"And there's a new guy and I'm like,"},{"startTime":1145.686,"endTime":1148.188,"body":"Oh, hey, I'm curious."},{"startTime":1148.188,"endTime":1151.191,"body":"He's like, I'm Steve. I how."},{"startTime":1151.316,"endTime":1152.109,"body":"Good luck, Steve."},{"startTime":1152.109,"endTime":1154.027,"body":"I don't get comfortable that."},{"startTime":1154.027,"endTime":1155.612,"body":"Steve was gone."},{"startTime":1155.612,"endTime":1157.531,"body":"Oh, I did Georgia and I had arrived."},{"startTime":1157.531,"endTime":1159.491,"body":"I'm like, Where's the other writer?"},{"startTime":1159.491,"endTime":1162.411,"body":"What His name is like, Oh, Dave."},{"startTime":1162.411,"endTime":1163.287,"body":"Every week."},{"startTime":1163.287,"endTime":1167.457,"body":"Wow. There was a feeling of, like,"},{"startTime":1163.287,"endTime":1167.457,"body":"first of all, uneasiness constantly."},{"startTime":1167.457,"endTime":1170.252,"body":"Yeah, Yeah, I was pregnant."},{"startTime":1170.252,"endTime":1171.587,"body":"Oh, no. First kid."},{"startTime":1171.587,"endTime":1177.384,"body":"Oh, well,"},{"startTime":1171.587,"endTime":1177.384,"body":"nobody knew it was the first time"},{"startTime":1177.467,"endTime":1177.926,"body":"about it."},{"startTime":1177.926,"endTime":1179.595,"body":"Yeah. Yeah. You couldn't."},{"startTime":1179.595,"endTime":1180.137,"body":"I didn't want to."},{"startTime":1180.137,"endTime":1182.347,"body":"I'm very superstitious. Right, okay."},{"startTime":1182.347,"endTime":1184.099,"body":"But I wanted to vomit."},{"startTime":1184.099,"endTime":1186.31,"body":"All Oh."},{"startTime":1186.31,"endTime":1190.564,"body":"So every week, Joan had a different way"},{"startTime":1186.31,"endTime":1190.564,"body":"that she wanted the jokes pitched to her."},{"startTime":1190.564,"endTime":1193.4,"body":"You know, one day, she's, like,"},{"startTime":1190.564,"endTime":1193.4,"body":"whispered in my ear, you know."},{"startTime":1193.4,"endTime":1194.318,"body":"Like, okay."},{"startTime":1194.318,"endTime":1197.112,"body":"While you're shooting."},{"startTime":1194.318,"endTime":1197.112,"body":"Yeah. They'll cut around her."},{"startTime":1197.112,"endTime":1200.365,"body":"Oh, how great. Like, hold. Up a cue card."},{"startTime":1200.449,"endTime":1200.991,"body":"You know?"},{"startTime":1200.991,"endTime":1204.203,"body":"Oh, it was like, print her out the jokes."},{"startTime":1204.203,"endTime":1206.622,"body":"So it was very like,"},{"startTime":1204.203,"endTime":1206.622,"body":"what is she going to want now?"},{"startTime":1206.622,"endTime":1210.834,"body":"One day I'm on my hands and knees and have"},{"startTime":1206.622,"endTime":1210.834,"body":"I had a black sharpie on my hands?"},{"startTime":1210.834,"endTime":1211.376,"body":"I'm writing."},{"startTime":1211.376,"endTime":1212.085,"body":"Today's the day."},{"startTime":1212.085,"endTime":1215.756,"body":"She wants cue cards and the Sharpie"},{"startTime":1212.085,"endTime":1215.756,"body":"smell. Um."},{"startTime":1215.964,"endTime":1216.798,"body":"Oh, my God."},{"startTime":1216.798,"endTime":1218.425,"body":"It makes me want to vomit."},{"startTime":1218.425,"endTime":1221.637,"body":"Oh, I just hear, like, you know."},{"startTime":1221.72,"endTime":1223.055,"body":"Clicking on her shoes."},{"startTime":1223.055,"endTime":1226.433,"body":"On, like, this marble floor"},{"startTime":1223.055,"endTime":1226.433,"body":"in this gorgeous house we're in."},{"startTime":1226.475,"endTime":1227.684,"body":"And she walks over and she."},{"startTime":1227.684,"endTime":1229.728,"body":"Clicks the cue card and she."},{"startTime":1229.728,"endTime":1231.188,"body":"Goes right bigger."},{"startTime":1231.188,"endTime":1231.521,"body":"Oh, my."},{"startTime":1231.521,"endTime":1234.733,"body":"God. Oh, no. And I almost."},{"startTime":1234.816,"endTime":1238.82,"body":"Lost it together."},{"startTime":1238.904,"endTime":1241.49,"body":"But I was very hormonal."},{"startTime":1241.49,"endTime":1242.032,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":1242.032,"endTime":1243.825,"body":"And I just was like, you know what?"},{"startTime":1243.825,"endTime":1246.495,"body":"Maybe I get fired this week."},{"startTime":1243.825,"endTime":1246.495,"body":"Yeah, maybe it's me."},{"startTime":1246.495,"endTime":1249.122,"body":"And then it wasn't again,"},{"startTime":1246.495,"endTime":1249.122,"body":"and I just. Kept hanging on."},{"startTime":1249.122,"endTime":1252.084,"body":"But you have miscarried,"},{"startTime":1249.122,"endTime":1252.084,"body":"and I don't know if that was worth it."},{"startTime":1252.084,"endTime":1254.878,"body":"I don't know if working with Joan"},{"startTime":1254.878,"endTime":1258.674,"body":"Rivers is worth a brand."},{"startTime":1258.757,"endTime":1261.009,"body":"Oh, my God. No, I."},{"startTime":1261.009,"endTime":1262.886,"body":"We were shooting in L.A."},{"startTime":1261.009,"endTime":1262.886,"body":"the following week."},{"startTime":1262.886,"endTime":1263.845,"body":"Mm hmm. Is there."},{"startTime":1263.845,"endTime":1265.555,"body":"Is there any kind of mode"},{"startTime":1263.845,"endTime":1265.555,"body":"where you're like,"},{"startTime":1265.555,"endTime":1267.891,"body":"okay, Because she is like, legends, right?"},{"startTime":1267.891,"endTime":1270.394,"body":"That is play any part where you like."},{"startTime":1267.891,"endTime":1270.394,"body":"I shouldn't say anything."},{"startTime":1270.394,"endTime":1272.562,"body":"One. Hundred percent."},{"startTime":1272.646,"endTime":1274.523,"body":"But one day I did."},{"startTime":1274.523,"endTime":1275.399,"body":"Oh, good."},{"startTime":1275.399,"endTime":1277.359,"body":"We're sure I want."},{"startTime":1277.359,"endTime":1278.944,"body":"I want women to fight back."},{"startTime":1278.944,"endTime":1279.361,"body":"I got."},{"startTime":1279.361,"endTime":1280.696,"body":"Damn it. Good."},{"startTime":1280.696,"endTime":1283.699,"body":"At this point, I assumed I'm next. I just."},{"startTime":1283.74,"endTime":1284.783,"body":"Yeah, yeah, yeah."},{"startTime":1284.783,"endTime":1288.829,"body":"Anyway, and I'm very hormonal"},{"startTime":1284.783,"endTime":1288.829,"body":"and I can't talk about it to anybody."},{"startTime":1288.829,"endTime":1292.124,"body":"I want anyone to be like,"},{"startTime":1288.829,"endTime":1292.124,"body":"Oh, we'll treat you differently, you know?"},{"startTime":1292.332,"endTime":1295.335,"body":"Yeah. You don't want to. Yeah."},{"startTime":1295.335,"endTime":1297.838,"body":"No, I don't. Hire chicks"},{"startTime":1295.335,"endTime":1297.838,"body":"because. They get."},{"startTime":1297.838,"endTime":1299.548,"body":"Yeah, we are."},{"startTime":1299.548,"endTime":1303.01,"body":"She, you know, the guy that invented"},{"startTime":1299.548,"endTime":1303.01,"body":"bedhead hair products."},{"startTime":1303.051,"endTime":1304.136,"body":"Yeah. Okay."},{"startTime":1304.136,"endTime":1307.055,"body":"His beautiful house up overlooking,"},{"startTime":1304.136,"endTime":1307.055,"body":"you know,"},{"startTime":1307.055,"endTime":1308.64,"body":"somewhere like overlooking Hollywood."},{"startTime":1308.64,"endTime":1309.891,"body":"Okay, about sunset."},{"startTime":1309.891,"endTime":1311.393,"body":"Oh, it's gorgeous."},{"startTime":1311.393,"endTime":1312.978,"body":"It's amazing. It's beautiful."},{"startTime":1312.978,"endTime":1316.648,"body":"And she got angry about a joke"},{"startTime":1312.978,"endTime":1316.648,"body":"that I pitched, and I go,"},{"startTime":1316.773,"endTime":1319.901,"body":"I mean, maybe I shouldn't say this,"},{"startTime":1316.773,"endTime":1319.901,"body":"but I said, okay, just don't say it."},{"startTime":1320.11,"endTime":1322.07,"body":"Uh huh. Yeah, right. Uh huh."},{"startTime":1322.07,"endTime":1325.073,"body":"And she didn't like that"},{"startTime":1322.07,"endTime":1325.073,"body":"I said that to her."},{"startTime":1325.157,"endTime":1326.033,"body":"Uh huh."},{"startTime":1326.033,"endTime":1328.577,"body":"And I was like, she said, Well,"},{"startTime":1326.033,"endTime":1328.577,"body":"you got to write something better."},{"startTime":1328.577,"endTime":1329.953,"body":"And I go, I get it."},{"startTime":1329.953,"endTime":1331.413,"body":"I will. I'm going to go right now."},{"startTime":1331.413,"endTime":1332.706,"body":"Let me think of something right now."},{"startTime":1332.706,"endTime":1335.083,"body":"But in the meantime, let's move on."},{"startTime":1335.083,"endTime":1338.253,"body":"Yeah, She got mad kind of directing."},{"startTime":1338.253,"endTime":1340.714,"body":"I wasn't trying to. Yeah, Yeah."},{"startTime":1340.714,"endTime":1342.549,"body":"Get out of this situation. Hmm."},{"startTime":1342.549,"endTime":1346.636,"body":"I admit, maybe I didn't do it correctly"},{"startTime":1342.549,"endTime":1346.636,"body":"and she got a little bit more angry,"},{"startTime":1346.636,"endTime":1350.265,"body":"and I said, I don't see"},{"startTime":1346.636,"endTime":1350.265,"body":"what the big deal is right now."},{"startTime":1350.39,"endTime":1351.016,"body":"Uh huh."},{"startTime":1351.016,"endTime":1352.517,"body":"And she goes, Well, it is a big deal."},{"startTime":1352.517,"endTime":1354.144,"body":"And I said, No, Joan."},{"startTime":1354.144,"endTime":1356.438,"body":"Oh, no, Yeah, it's."},{"startTime":1356.438,"endTime":1357.564,"body":"Not a big deal."},{"startTime":1357.564,"endTime":1359.524,"body":"And I turned around and I left. Huh?"},{"startTime":1359.524,"endTime":1362.736,"body":"Now, that is so intense. I know the E.P.."},{"startTime":1362.736,"endTime":1364.696,"body":"That's why I was hired."},{"startTime":1364.696,"endTime":1365.697,"body":"He knows me."},{"startTime":1365.697,"endTime":1367.324,"body":"He's, you know, very close with Joan."},{"startTime":1367.324,"endTime":1370.911,"body":"And I looked at him,"},{"startTime":1367.324,"endTime":1370.911,"body":"and I go, I know, I'm sorry."},{"startTime":1370.994,"endTime":1373.872,"body":"But he was like, Okay. Ha ha."},{"startTime":1373.872,"endTime":1376.124,"body":"After that, she was my best friend."},{"startTime":1376.124,"endTime":1377.918,"body":"What exactly?"},{"startTime":1377.918,"endTime":1379.711,"body":"Exactly A best friend."},{"startTime":1379.711,"endTime":1381.797,"body":"And I had to leave early"},{"startTime":1379.711,"endTime":1381.797,"body":"because I told them"},{"startTime":1381.797,"endTime":1384.174,"body":"when the shooting started, guys,"},{"startTime":1381.797,"endTime":1384.174,"body":"I have some road gigs."},{"startTime":1384.174,"endTime":1386.51,"body":"I cannot move. I'm just letting you know."},{"startTime":1386.51,"endTime":1389.763,"body":"So when she found out I was leaving early,"},{"startTime":1386.51,"endTime":1389.763,"body":"she was like, Why?"},{"startTime":1389.763,"endTime":1392.849,"body":"I'm so upset? Oh, no, don't leave early."},{"startTime":1393.058,"endTime":1394.684,"body":"I stayed for the entire season."},{"startTime":1394.684,"endTime":1399.231,"body":"Uh, and like, our very last shoot"},{"startTime":1394.684,"endTime":1399.231,"body":"was somewhere in Florida."},{"startTime":1399.314,"endTime":1403.443,"body":"A lot of millionaires"},{"startTime":1399.314,"endTime":1403.443,"body":"who got rich selling like doggy pads."},{"startTime":1403.568,"endTime":1405.362,"body":"Yeah, I moved to Florida, just like,"},{"startTime":1403.568,"endTime":1405.362,"body":"you know."},{"startTime":1405.362,"endTime":1406.405,"body":"So we're in Florida again."},{"startTime":1406.405,"endTime":1409.866,"body":"It's like the third time,"},{"startTime":1406.405,"endTime":1409.866,"body":"and she and I are hugging and she's like,"},{"startTime":1409.908,"endTime":1413.245,"body":"Oh, I'm"},{"startTime":1409.908,"endTime":1413.245,"body":"going to miss you and good luck to you"},{"startTime":1413.328,"endTime":1414.746,"body":"best friends."},{"startTime":1414.746,"endTime":1417.499,"body":"Damn. She overstepped."},{"startTime":1417.499,"endTime":1420.085,"body":"I don't think she did."},{"startTime":1417.499,"endTime":1420.085,"body":"Because you stood up to."},{"startTime":1420.085,"endTime":1421.878,"body":"Maybe I stood up to her mate."},{"startTime":1421.878,"endTime":1423.588,"body":"I have no idea what's shifted."},{"startTime":1423.588,"endTime":1425.215,"body":"I never want to ask her."},{"startTime":1425.215,"endTime":1426.633,"body":"I think something."},{"startTime":1426.633,"endTime":1428.593,"body":"Is sounded like that you stood up to her."},{"startTime":1428.593,"endTime":1429.594,"body":"That's like in a movie."},{"startTime":1429.594,"endTime":1430.595,"body":"That's like a dream."},{"startTime":1430.595,"endTime":1432.931,"body":"Like, I like if somebody says, I want."},{"startTime":1432.931,"endTime":1435.058,"body":"Your opinion,"},{"startTime":1432.931,"endTime":1435.058,"body":"What's wrong with this? company or this?"},{"startTime":1435.058,"endTime":1437.727,"body":"And then you say, Well, this sucks,"},{"startTime":1435.058,"endTime":1437.727,"body":"this is and you need to do this."},{"startTime":1437.727,"endTime":1438.603,"body":"And it."},{"startTime":1438.603,"endTime":1440.021,"body":"then they go, You know what? You're right."},{"startTime":1440.021,"endTime":1442.524,"body":"Like that sort of thing."},{"startTime":1440.021,"endTime":1442.524,"body":"That's that kind of example."},{"startTime":1442.524,"endTime":1445.527,"body":"I know. That's so amazing. Yeah. Happened."},{"startTime":1445.652,"endTime":1448.613,"body":"And then we were driving the van together"},{"startTime":1445.652,"endTime":1448.613,"body":"whenever we were traveling"},{"startTime":1448.613,"endTime":1450.657,"body":"or driving to the airport,"},{"startTime":1448.613,"endTime":1450.657,"body":"and I'm cracking jokes,"},{"startTime":1450.657,"endTime":1454.077,"body":"you know, like that moment in the van"},{"startTime":1450.657,"endTime":1454.077,"body":"where you have a superstar"},{"startTime":1454.077,"endTime":1456.997,"body":"and you can say something"},{"startTime":1454.077,"endTime":1456.997,"body":"and then they laugh and then."},{"startTime":1456.997,"endTime":1458.582,"body":"and then she would laugh huge."},{"startTime":1458.582,"endTime":1460.834,"body":"And then she. One of my jokes in her show."},{"startTime":1460.834,"endTime":1462.919,"body":"Yeah. I know."},{"startTime":1462.919,"endTime":1467.09,"body":"Have people think I'm like,"},{"startTime":1462.919,"endTime":1467.09,"body":"I do my set and I leave."},{"startTime":1467.132,"endTime":1467.841,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":1467.841,"endTime":1470.302,"body":"A single thing"},{"startTime":1467.841,"endTime":1470.302,"body":"I say to one comedian and it."},{"startTime":1470.302,"endTime":1471.511,"body":"Wasn't. My personal joke."},{"startTime":1471.511,"endTime":1473.346,"body":"I want to make sure No joke I wrote."},{"startTime":1473.346,"endTime":1474.639,"body":"For the show."},{"startTime":1474.639,"endTime":1475.849,"body":"Oh, nice."},{"startTime":1475.849,"endTime":1476.683,"body":"I remember."},{"startTime":1476.683,"endTime":1478.81,"body":"I won. 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Right."},{"startTime":2539.703,"endTime":2542.039,"body":"But that's"},{"startTime":2539.703,"endTime":2542.039,"body":"because maybe I've written a joke"},{"startTime":2542.039,"endTime":2544.208,"body":"that you don't find funny"},{"startTime":2542.039,"endTime":2544.208,"body":"or you're like, Well,"},{"startTime":2544.208,"endTime":2547.795,"body":"I was beaten as a kid,"},{"startTime":2544.208,"endTime":2547.795,"body":"so don't joke about hitting kids or Yeah,"},{"startTime":2547.962,"endTime":2551.048,"body":"I can't help it"},{"startTime":2547.962,"endTime":2551.048,"body":"if I did it like I'd never desired."},{"startTime":2551.298,"endTime":2554.718,"body":"Yeah use yeah to offend. Yeah, yeah."},{"startTime":2554.802,"endTime":2555.469,"body":"You know what I mean?"},{"startTime":2555.469,"endTime":2558.472,"body":"I like to say the word slutty horror"},{"startTime":2555.469,"endTime":2558.472,"body":"once in a while,"},{"startTime":2558.556,"endTime":2561.35,"body":"but I'm speaking from experience"},{"startTime":2561.433,"endTime":2562.017,"body":"different."},{"startTime":2562.017,"endTime":2563.686,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":2563.686,"endTime":2563.978,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":2563.978,"endTime":2567.606,"body":"I don't have any desire to say that,"},{"startTime":2563.978,"endTime":2567.606,"body":"but I am really, like, curious."},{"startTime":2567.606,"endTime":2569.984,"body":"Like, do we make Eddie Murphy apologize?"},{"startTime":2569.984,"endTime":2572.987,"body":"Do we make. Him? He has. Yeah."},{"startTime":2573.112,"endTime":2573.946,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":2573.946,"endTime":2576.448,"body":"But, like, do we use it as an example?"},{"startTime":2576.448,"endTime":2579.451,"body":"Like, do we go down the line and say,"},{"startTime":2576.448,"endTime":2579.451,"body":"Okay, Andrew, Dice Clay, you're next."},{"startTime":2579.493,"endTime":2581.287,"body":"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."},{"startTime":2581.287,"endTime":2584.873,"body":"Go down and make every single person."},{"startTime":2584.957,"endTime":2587.376,"body":"But people now should be more aware"},{"startTime":2584.957,"endTime":2587.376,"body":"at least."},{"startTime":2587.376,"endTime":2591.839,"body":"I mean, like, I guess it was Kevin Hart"},{"startTime":2587.376,"endTime":2591.839,"body":"said something that was, like."},{"startTime":2591.964,"endTime":2593.924,"body":"About to have a gay. Son. Yeah."},{"startTime":2593.924,"endTime":2594.633,"body":"And then."},{"startTime":2594.633,"endTime":2595.593,"body":"And I think he."},{"startTime":2595.593,"endTime":2597.428,"body":"Got canceled for that. Like, Yeah."},{"startTime":2597.428,"endTime":2598.345,"body":"Oh, yeah."},{"startTime":2598.345,"endTime":2601.473,"body":"And then there was"},{"startTime":2598.345,"endTime":2601.473,"body":"he could have the Oscars, right?"},{"startTime":2601.515,"endTime":2602.516,"body":"Yeah. 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Yeah."},{"startTime":2626.04,"endTime":2628.459,"body":"Most of the writers for"},{"startTime":2626.04,"endTime":2628.459,"body":"the Oscars are a bunch of gay guys."},{"startTime":2628.459,"endTime":2629.501,"body":"Yeah, yeah, sure."},{"startTime":2629.501,"endTime":2631.962,"body":"The producers to write jokes for this."},{"startTime":2631.962,"endTime":2634.131,"body":"Yeah, but it's also I agree."},{"startTime":2634.131,"endTime":2637.259,"body":"It's like if everything in my parent's"},{"startTime":2634.131,"endTime":2637.259,"body":"lifetime,"},{"startTime":2637.259,"endTime":2640.262,"body":"if everything they said was documented"},{"startTime":2637.259,"endTime":2640.262,"body":"somewhere, I'm sure I'd be like,"},{"startTime":2640.262,"endTime":2642.181,"body":"oh my God, my mom is canceled, right?"},{"startTime":2642.181,"endTime":2645.684,"body":"One time I was at a show, this was in"},{"startTime":2642.181,"endTime":2645.684,"body":"Texas and like, I bombed, but whatever."},{"startTime":2645.684,"endTime":2646.31,"body":"But it's one of those"},{"startTime":2646.31,"endTime":2651.732,"body":"where you have a 15 minute set and you're"},{"startTime":2646.31,"endTime":2651.732,"body":"bombing for 14 and a half minutes."},{"startTime":2651.774,"endTime":2653.275,"body":"Like really, it's just going to be this."},{"startTime":2653.275,"endTime":2653.817,"body":"And it was."},{"startTime":2653.817,"endTime":2656.445,"body":"And when I finish, I just went"},{"startTime":2653.817,"endTime":2656.445,"body":"sat at the back and it was awkward."},{"startTime":2656.445,"endTime":2657.78,"body":"And then the guy after that,"},{"startTime":2657.78,"endTime":2661.867,"body":"he spent the first 5 minutes of his set"},{"startTime":2657.78,"endTime":2661.867,"body":"addressing my set."},{"startTime":2661.95,"endTime":2662.993,"body":"Oh, my God."},{"startTime":2662.993,"endTime":2665.079,"body":"I was horrible."},{"startTime":2665.079,"endTime":2666.872,"body":"And I was so new I didn't know what to do."},{"startTime":2666.872,"endTime":2668.415,"body":"So I just sat there and took it."},{"startTime":2668.415,"endTime":2671.71,"body":"But he ended his set with"},{"startTime":2668.415,"endTime":2671.71,"body":"I know I'm a bad father."},{"startTime":2671.71,"endTime":2676.632,"body":"If my daughter grows up to fight for money"},{"startTime":2671.71,"endTime":2676.632,"body":"and my son grows up to suck dick."},{"startTime":2676.799,"endTime":2681.762,"body":"And then he said that everybody in the bar"},{"startTime":2676.799,"endTime":2681.762,"body":"turned around and just watched."},{"startTime":2681.845,"endTime":2682.68,"body":"It was a while."},{"startTime":2682.68,"endTime":2684.348,"body":"If I knew what he."},{"startTime":2684.348,"endTime":2688.394,"body":"Horrible where were you? Where were you?"},{"startTime":2688.435,"endTime":2689.186,"body":"But it's"},{"startTime":2689.186,"endTime":2692.439,"body":"just outside of the city"},{"startTime":2689.186,"endTime":2692.439,"body":"where I was like, Oh."},{"startTime":2692.523,"endTime":2695.526,"body":"But his son's acting for money."},{"startTime":2695.526,"endTime":2698.529,"body":"It's like they get our period. Yeah, yeah,"},{"startTime":2698.612,"endTime":2700.072,"body":"yeah,"},{"startTime":2700.072,"endTime":2702.366,"body":"yeah, yeah."},{"startTime":2702.366,"endTime":2705.744,"body":"Can we ever get equal pay for"},{"startTime":2705.828,"endTime":2707.037,"body":"women?"},{"startTime":2707.037,"endTime":2708.33,"body":"I don't know. That's."},{"startTime":2708.33,"endTime":2709.54,"body":"That's first of all, horrible."},{"startTime":2709.54,"endTime":2710.332,"body":"But it's one of those things"},{"startTime":2710.332,"endTime":2713.585,"body":"when you're new comic,"},{"startTime":2710.332,"endTime":2713.585,"body":"you don't know any rules or I didn't have."},{"startTime":2713.669,"endTime":2715.337,"body":"Yeah, you know what I mean?"},{"startTime":2715.337,"endTime":2716.63,"body":"In my own personal authority."},{"startTime":2716.63,"endTime":2717.297,"body":"Yeah, but way."},{"startTime":2717.297,"endTime":2719.758,"body":"Okay, so when you were 14"},{"startTime":2717.297,"endTime":2719.758,"body":"and you sneaked into a comedy club."},{"startTime":2719.758,"endTime":2721.051,"body":"Yeah. Who did you go see?"},{"startTime":2721.051,"endTime":2724.054,"body":"Oh, my God. Lizz"},{"startTime":2724.138,"endTime":2725.264,"body":"Winstead."},{"startTime":2725.264,"endTime":2726.974,"body":"Amazing."},{"startTime":2726.974,"endTime":2729.268,"body":"I love Liz. It's great."},{"startTime":2729.268,"endTime":2732.354,"body":"I didn't even put it together"},{"startTime":2729.268,"endTime":2732.354,"body":"until years and years later."},{"startTime":2732.438,"endTime":2734.732,"body":"Yeah, And I go, What does that mean?"},{"startTime":2734.732,"endTime":2737.025,"body":"So, yeah."},{"startTime":2737.025,"endTime":2740.612,"body":"Rich Yep, I'm sure."},{"startTime":2740.696,"endTime":2746.744,"body":"I was laughing"},{"startTime":2740.696,"endTime":2746.744,"body":"so hard on his set, he stopped. 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Please."},{"startTime":3414.16,"endTime":3417.747,"body":"Well, in L.A.,"},{"startTime":3414.16,"endTime":3417.747,"body":"I do go to the Russian Vanya,"},{"startTime":3417.747,"endTime":3420.542,"body":"but they recently, during COVID,"},{"startTime":3417.747,"endTime":3420.542,"body":"they made it like Prescription?"},{"startTime":3420.542,"endTime":3422.335,"body":"No, not a subscription."},{"startTime":3422.335,"endTime":3424.838,"body":"No, They made it"},{"startTime":3422.335,"endTime":3424.838,"body":"like you have to buy a membership."},{"startTime":3424.838,"endTime":3426.214,"body":"Oh, member."},{"startTime":3426.214,"endTime":3429.05,"body":"Oh, okay. Mm."},{"startTime":3429.05,"endTime":3430.218,"body":"But it's called for that."},{"startTime":3430.218,"endTime":3432.846,"body":"Which means Russian in water in Russian."},{"startTime":3432.846,"endTime":3434.347,"body":"Sorry. Okay."},{"startTime":3434.347,"endTime":3434.764,"body":"Whatever it is."},{"startTime":3434.764,"endTime":3438.017,"body":"Say I go to cruise in L.A.. Okay."},{"startTime":3438.059,"endTime":3441.02,"body":"And in what's a Caribbean? Caribbean."},{"startTime":3441.02,"endTime":3444.399,"body":"It can really stand. Up. For that."},{"startTime":3444.482,"endTime":3448.111,"body":"But New York Koreans are okay."},{"startTime":3448.153,"endTime":3449.571,"body":"I go to in Coney Island."},{"startTime":3449.571,"endTime":3450.28,"body":"That is scary."},{"startTime":3450.28,"endTime":3453.116,"body":"Russian gangsters."},{"startTime":3450.28,"endTime":3453.116,"body":"If you want to almost die, I'll take you."},{"startTime":3453.116,"endTime":3454.033,"body":"I really want to go."},{"startTime":3454.033,"endTime":3456.161,"body":"I've never been to Coney Island."},{"startTime":3456.161,"endTime":3456.619,"body":"I was."},{"startTime":3456.619,"endTime":3460.123,"body":"I mean, I lived in Manhattan"},{"startTime":3456.619,"endTime":3460.123,"body":"for like ten years and I didn't."},{"startTime":3460.29,"endTime":3460.957,"body":"I don't know."},{"startTime":3460.957,"endTime":3462.834,"body":"Kathy Paris over in Hollywood."},{"startTime":3462.834,"endTime":3465.003,"body":"No go. There's really."},{"startTime":3465.003,"endTime":3465.545,"body":"Oh, wait."},{"startTime":3465.545,"endTime":3468.047,"body":"Yes, yes, yes, yes."},{"startTime":3465.545,"endTime":3468.047,"body":"They had a place right on the."},{"startTime":3468.047,"endTime":3468.965,"body":"Yes, yes."},{"startTime":3468.965,"endTime":3470.55,"body":"They're so mean. I have."},{"startTime":3470.55,"endTime":3472.844,"body":"Yeah, they're they're scary people."},{"startTime":3472.844,"endTime":3475.722,"body":"There's some old man smoking a cigar"},{"startTime":3472.844,"endTime":3475.722,"body":"at 8 a.m.."},{"startTime":3475.722,"endTime":3477.307,"body":"Of course. Yeah."},{"startTime":3477.307,"endTime":3478.057,"body":"I love it."},{"startTime":3478.057,"endTime":3479.809,"body":"Yeah. I."},{"startTime":3479.809,"endTime":3482.103,"body":"I'm obsessed with sweating."},{"startTime":3482.103,"endTime":3484.23,"body":"I think I might have texted you"},{"startTime":3482.103,"endTime":3484.23,"body":"this a long time ago."},{"startTime":3484.23,"endTime":3487.233,"body":"I did a talk show in my sauna. Oh, wow."},{"startTime":3487.358,"endTime":3487.901,"body":"It was called."},{"startTime":3487.901,"endTime":3490.069,"body":"Let's Get Sweat, huh?"},{"startTime":3490.069,"endTime":3491.488,"body":"And it's basically my mom."},{"startTime":3491.488,"endTime":3493.364,"body":"I was my mom as the talk show host."},{"startTime":3493.364,"endTime":3496.367,"body":"Amazing"},{"startTime":3493.364,"endTime":3496.367,"body":"people come in all comics, of course,"},{"startTime":3496.576,"endTime":3499.537,"body":"and interview them"},{"startTime":3496.576,"endTime":3499.537,"body":"and then beat them with Vicki."},{"startTime":3499.537,"endTime":3501.456,"body":"Which are these branches? Wow."},{"startTime":3501.456,"endTime":3503.875,"body":"I'm interviewing them,"},{"startTime":3501.456,"endTime":3503.875,"body":"and it's a real sauna."},{"startTime":3503.875,"endTime":3505.96,"body":"It's on, and we're really sweating."},{"startTime":3505.96,"endTime":3508.963,"body":"And I feel really turned on by that."},{"startTime":3509.005,"endTime":3511.925,"body":"Yeah. I asked you if you were available."},{"startTime":3509.005,"endTime":3511.925,"body":"I think you were busy."},{"startTime":3511.925,"endTime":3513.593,"body":"Oh, tonight I feel ripped off."},{"startTime":3513.593,"endTime":3515.094,"body":"Like,"},{"startTime":3513.593,"endTime":3515.094,"body":"why did you bring those wreaths over here?"},{"startTime":3515.094,"endTime":3519.14,"body":"Well, you know,"},{"startTime":3515.094,"endTime":3519.14,"body":"I also went to the first time got talked"},{"startTime":3519.14,"endTime":3524.187,"body":"into going to a hot yoga I walked in,"},{"startTime":3519.14,"endTime":3524.187,"body":"I said, it smells like shit in here."},{"startTime":3524.27,"endTime":3525.813,"body":"I smell of sweat."},{"startTime":3525.813,"endTime":3528.483,"body":"I I'm not that good"},{"startTime":3525.813,"endTime":3528.483,"body":"with that kind of stuff."},{"startTime":3528.483,"endTime":3528.9,"body":"Yoga man."},{"startTime":3528.9,"endTime":3532.612,"body":"Everybody there was hot yoga used to sit."},{"startTime":3532.695,"endTime":3536.491,"body":"Yeah, yeah, yeah."},{"startTime":3532.695,"endTime":3536.491,"body":"Please tell me. Do that on stage."},{"startTime":3536.574,"endTime":3538.826,"body":"Hmm. Well, this is so much fun."},{"startTime":3538.826,"endTime":3540.036,"body":"Kira, we will go."},{"startTime":3540.036,"endTime":3542.705,"body":"I do want to go to a Russian sauna,"},{"startTime":3540.036,"endTime":3542.705,"body":"though, with you."},{"startTime":3542.705,"endTime":3544.207,"body":"I want to see what it's like."},{"startTime":3544.207,"endTime":3544.958,"body":"Yes, please."},{"startTime":3544.958,"endTime":3545.959,"body":"I would love to go."},{"startTime":3545.959,"endTime":3547.377,"body":"I would be honored."},{"startTime":3547.377,"endTime":3548.461,"body":"Okay, great."},{"startTime":3548.461,"endTime":3551.464,"body":"You upside your face. Oh,"},{"startTime":3548.461,"endTime":3551.464,"body":"thank you so much."},{"startTime":3551.631,"endTime":3553.174,"body":"I feel like I'm falling in love."},{"startTime":3553.174,"endTime":3555.969,"body":"You'll see her in front of my husband."},{"startTime":3555.969,"endTime":3559.597,"body":"That's"},{"startTime":3559.681,"endTime":3560.89,"body":"Sultan of it."},{"startTime":3560.89,"endTime":3561.808,"body":"I'll say it together."},{"startTime":3561.808,"endTime":3563.56,"body":"Soltanovich."},{"startTime":3563.56,"endTime":3565.645,"body":"Is that how you like"},{"startTime":3563.56,"endTime":3565.645,"body":"it proved to be pronounced?"},{"startTime":3565.645,"endTime":3567.355,"body":"Like when there's a harmony."},{"startTime":3567.355,"endTime":3567.689,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":3567.689,"endTime":3571.526,"body":"Antonovich"},{"startTime":3567.689,"endTime":3571.526,"body":"sultanahmet Sultanahmet Sultanahmet."},{"startTime":3571.609,"endTime":3572.277,"body":"What."},{"startTime":3572.277,"endTime":3572.986,"body":"I call it."},{"startTime":3572.986,"endTime":3576.364,"body":"It's by the small town of it."},{"startTime":3576.447,"endTime":3578.324,"body":"Yay! Yay! Thank you."},{"startTime":3578.324,"endTime":3580.076,"body":"Thanks so much. Gosh, it's fun."}]}