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She has a givers heart."},{"startTime":577.535,"endTime":578.077,"body":"Thank you."},{"startTime":578.077,"endTime":581.789,"body":"Well, maybe I like that,"},{"startTime":578.077,"endTime":581.789,"body":"but I think I am an animal, though."},{"startTime":581.789,"endTime":583.124,"body":"I don't know what I'm doing in this."},{"startTime":583.124,"endTime":585.042,"body":"In this body. That doesn't work."},{"startTime":585.042,"endTime":589.213,"body":"I would like to be reincarnated"},{"startTime":585.042,"endTime":589.213,"body":"as. I want to be."},{"startTime":589.297,"endTime":590.506,"body":"They're so damn sweet."},{"startTime":590.506,"endTime":592.049,"body":"Deadly. Yeah."},{"startTime":592.049,"endTime":592.883,"body":"Yeah, yeah."},{"startTime":592.883,"endTime":594.76,"body":"They're sweet but. Deadly."},{"startTime":594.76,"endTime":596.971,"body":"They just look sweet in the pool."},{"startTime":596.971,"endTime":600.6,"body":"Hippos are like my axes."},{"startTime":600.683,"endTime":604.52,"body":"Little thing will tear you apart."},{"startTime":604.604,"endTime":605.438,"body":"Oh, no."},{"startTime":605.438,"endTime":607.94,"body":"Yeah, yeah, sure."},{"startTime":607.94,"endTime":610.484,"body":"Your first choice animal. Mm."},{"startTime":610.484,"endTime":611.986,"body":"Oh, that I want to be, like, after."},{"startTime":611.986,"endTime":613.195,"body":"Like a whale."},{"startTime":613.195,"endTime":617.408,"body":"Mm. I wouldn't mind being an otter"},{"startTime":613.195,"endTime":617.408,"body":"just because they."},{"startTime":617.491,"endTime":619.869,"body":"They hold hands"},{"startTime":617.491,"endTime":619.869,"body":"as they're floating down the river."},{"startTime":619.869,"endTime":621.078,"body":"To work is an honor, though."},{"startTime":621.078,"endTime":624.081,"body":"Don't you have to build a little city"},{"startTime":621.078,"endTime":624.081,"body":"for yourself?"},{"startTime":624.165,"endTime":626.459,"body":"Oh, man, maybe so, But I like doing that."},{"startTime":626.459,"endTime":627.335,"body":"I collect shit."},{"startTime":627.335,"endTime":629.837,"body":"To be a dog because I don't want"},{"startTime":627.335,"endTime":629.837,"body":"to have to do anything."},{"startTime":629.837,"endTime":630.588,"body":"Yeah, Yeah."},{"startTime":630.588,"endTime":633.716,"body":"My whole life. Him don't do anything."},{"startTime":633.883,"endTime":636.636,"body":"They just chop shit in half."},{"startTime":633.883,"endTime":636.636,"body":"Anything? Mm hmm."},{"startTime":636.636,"endTime":638.763,"body":"Famously, Yeah."},{"startTime":638.846,"endTime":640.806,"body":"There was a game called the Hungry"},{"startTime":638.846,"endTime":640.806,"body":"Hippo, right?"},{"startTime":640.806,"endTime":642.224,"body":"That very hungry."},{"startTime":642.224,"endTime":645.227,"body":"Yeah, That's the loudest game"},{"startTime":642.224,"endTime":645.227,"body":"I've ever played."},{"startTime":645.311,"endTime":647.897,"body":"But they obviously never played"},{"startTime":645.311,"endTime":647.897,"body":"a video game now."},{"startTime":647.897,"endTime":650.733,"body":"Oh, my boyfriend. We play games now."},{"startTime":650.733,"endTime":651.609,"body":"Oh, yeah."},{"startTime":651.609,"endTime":653.903,"body":"Which. Yeah, you're switch your switch."},{"startTime":653.903,"endTime":654.862,"body":"I know that."},{"startTime":654.862,"endTime":655.321,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":655.321,"endTime":658.658,"body":"He dragged, he dragged you into it."},{"startTime":658.741,"endTime":660.993,"body":"So you take it to find out all this like."},{"startTime":660.993,"endTime":662.328,"body":"A personality test."},{"startTime":662.328,"endTime":663.162,"body":"For that."},{"startTime":663.162,"endTime":666.082,"body":"No, for like your kink test or whatever."},{"startTime":666.082,"endTime":670.044,"body":"Oh. Was like Dom aggro switch. Wow."},{"startTime":670.169,"endTime":670.795,"body":"Probably similar."},{"startTime":670.795,"endTime":673.13,"body":"It was like"},{"startTime":670.795,"endTime":673.13,"body":"that. I'd like to take that test."},{"startTime":673.13,"endTime":674.507,"body":"I can find it."},{"startTime":674.507,"endTime":675.966,"body":"When do we find it?"},{"startTime":675.966,"endTime":677.802,"body":"And I'll just answer the first question."},{"startTime":677.802,"endTime":680.93,"body":"Oh, that was like the quiz"},{"startTime":677.802,"endTime":680.93,"body":"I took for Love Addiction and I got it."},{"startTime":681.013,"endTime":682.848,"body":"37 out of 40 years."},{"startTime":682.848,"endTime":685.059,"body":"Wow, you're addicted to love."},{"startTime":685.059,"endTime":688.062,"body":"Like that shitty song by Robert Palmer."},{"startTime":688.062,"endTime":689.73,"body":"Yeah, yeah, yeah."},{"startTime":689.73,"endTime":691.399,"body":"You might as well face it, Max."},{"startTime":691.399,"endTime":693.359,"body":"You're addicted to love."},{"startTime":693.359,"endTime":695.653,"body":"Again as a drug addict."},{"startTime":695.736,"endTime":697.238,"body":"Sorry."},{"startTime":697.238,"endTime":697.947,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":697.947,"endTime":700.199,"body":"I think this is fucking great."},{"startTime":700.199,"endTime":701.867,"body":"I think Laura should take this quiz."},{"startTime":701.867,"endTime":703.285,"body":"Do you an. Artist?"},{"startTime":703.285,"endTime":705.329,"body":"Yeah. Yeah. Just ask me what the first."},{"startTime":705.329,"endTime":706.58,"body":"What's the first question?"},{"startTime":706.58,"endTime":709.333,"body":"Okay, Uh, we'll go around the table."},{"startTime":709.333,"endTime":710.835,"body":"You were. Head. Yeah."},{"startTime":710.835,"endTime":712.586,"body":"Okay. Well, we have to do gender and age."},{"startTime":712.586,"endTime":714.755,"body":"So we won't say her name before we go."},{"startTime":714.755,"endTime":717.925,"body":"Okay. You know who's saying what? Okay."},{"startTime":718.008,"endTime":720.302,"body":"But for Laura, you're female. Yes."},{"startTime":720.302,"endTime":722.054,"body":"Okay. Do you want to state your will?"},{"startTime":722.054,"endTime":724.348,"body":"Say there's brackets. Okay."},{"startTime":724.348,"endTime":724.765,"body":"There's."},{"startTime":724.765,"endTime":729.019,"body":"There's 41 to 50, 51 to 60 and 61 to 70."},{"startTime":729.103,"endTime":732.398,"body":"Let me do that for you. And higher. Well."},{"startTime":732.481,"endTime":733.941,"body":"Let me do the 41."},{"startTime":733.941,"endTime":736.944,"body":"Yeah, You had. 36. 40."},{"startTime":736.944,"endTime":737.528,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":737.528,"endTime":741.365,"body":"No, I guess I know what they have to know"},{"startTime":737.528,"endTime":741.365,"body":"that to tell you what your kink is,"},{"startTime":741.449,"endTime":745.161,"body":"because they maybe I don't have because"},{"startTime":741.449,"endTime":745.161,"body":"I don't I'm too lazy to have a kink"},{"startTime":745.244,"endTime":745.745,"body":"as I'm get."},{"startTime":745.745,"endTime":747.663,"body":"Older, I think it's like physical."},{"startTime":747.663,"endTime":748.789,"body":"Proclivity."},{"startTime":748.789,"endTime":752.209,"body":"Okay, You can say you can go ahead and say"},{"startTime":748.789,"endTime":752.209,"body":"that the next one."},{"startTime":752.293,"endTime":753.127,"body":"Wasn't even a question."},{"startTime":753.127,"endTime":755.463,"body":"They want to know what is still possible,"},{"startTime":753.127,"endTime":755.463,"body":"I think."},{"startTime":755.463,"endTime":758.424,"body":"Oh, oh, Jesus Christ. And then do that."},{"startTime":758.424,"endTime":761.761,"body":"Do the 60 to 80, then do the 50."},{"startTime":761.761,"endTime":765.306,"body":"Then you can still. Be a 50 to 70. 80."},{"startTime":765.306,"endTime":767.349,"body":"And it just goes,"},{"startTime":765.306,"endTime":767.349,"body":"Thank you for taking the question."},{"startTime":767.349,"endTime":769.268,"body":"God damn it."},{"startTime":769.268,"endTime":770.686,"body":"Okay, you're you're looking."},{"startTime":770.686,"endTime":771.896,"body":"Good staying alive."},{"startTime":771.896,"endTime":772.563,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":772.563,"endTime":773.856,"body":"Yeah, it really is."},{"startTime":773.856,"endTime":777.443,"body":"Question The answers are are"},{"startTime":773.856,"endTime":777.443,"body":"you have percentages or your choices"},{"startTime":777.443,"endTime":778.903,"body":"have a way to answer. Okay."},{"startTime":778.903,"endTime":783.157,"body":"Question number one,"},{"startTime":778.903,"endTime":783.157,"body":"you have a normal taste in sex."},{"startTime":783.24,"endTime":785.117,"body":"The majority of people"},{"startTime":783.24,"endTime":785.117,"body":"who are not in the body and am"},{"startTime":785.117,"endTime":787.703,"body":"or any other can you practice"},{"startTime":785.117,"endTime":787.703,"body":"All of your sexual behaviors"},{"startTime":787.703,"endTime":792.958,"body":"are within the range of normality"},{"startTime":787.703,"endTime":792.958,"body":"10%, 30%, 50, 60, 80, 100%."},{"startTime":793.042,"endTime":794.877,"body":"Normal times 30? Yeah."},{"startTime":794.877,"endTime":795.961,"body":"They don't know 20."},{"startTime":795.961,"endTime":798.881,"body":"Mm. I guess"},{"startTime":795.961,"endTime":798.881,"body":"I'm going to them for me. Okay."},{"startTime":798.881,"endTime":801.884,"body":"Well we, I have to give you"},{"startTime":798.881,"endTime":801.884,"body":"I said it's one and one answer."},{"startTime":801.967,"endTime":803.969,"body":"I don't even understand the question."},{"startTime":803.969,"endTime":805.596,"body":"Do your normal taste and."},{"startTime":805.596,"endTime":808.265,"body":"Say oh I would eat a. Normal person."},{"startTime":808.265,"endTime":811.727,"body":"Yeah. Like horny. Are you normal? Oh, God."},{"startTime":811.811,"endTime":813.062,"body":"It's like my."},{"startTime":813.062,"endTime":815.689,"body":"Third question was more like,"},{"startTime":813.062,"endTime":815.689,"body":"how kinkier you."},{"startTime":815.689,"endTime":819.902,"body":"I'll read it in for"},{"startTime":815.689,"endTime":819.902,"body":"you have a normal taste in sex parentheses"},{"startTime":820.027,"endTime":824.406,"body":"just as the majority of people"},{"startTime":820.027,"endTime":824.406,"body":"who are not into BDSM"},{"startTime":824.573,"endTime":828.41,"body":"or other kinky practice closed parentheses"},{"startTime":824.573,"endTime":828.41,"body":"and all your sexual behaviors"},{"startTime":828.41,"endTime":830.371,"body":"are within the range of normality."},{"startTime":830.371,"endTime":831.914,"body":"So how normal is."},{"startTime":831.914,"endTime":834.416,"body":"Is there a notch above dead?"},{"startTime":834.416,"endTime":837.628,"body":"There's zero. 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No, no, I like to."},{"startTime":852.726,"endTime":858.691,"body":"I like to demean, and then it's like,"},{"startTime":852.726,"endTime":858.691,"body":"come on, jump, jump on the on the I what?"},{"startTime":858.732,"endTime":861.193,"body":"What do I usually say to get"},{"startTime":861.193,"endTime":863.362,"body":"jump on the breadwinner I'm into?"},{"startTime":863.362,"endTime":865.489,"body":"You know what? 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Than maybe ten years."},{"startTime":884.633,"endTime":887.887,"body":"She's someone. Then she. She."},{"startTime":887.97,"endTime":889.638,"body":"That's a long story I told you about."},{"startTime":889.638,"endTime":891.64,"body":"Oh, my God. Well, you. That was the worst."},{"startTime":891.64,"endTime":894.143,"body":"I think you definitely had sex"},{"startTime":891.64,"endTime":894.143,"body":"with a woman before I did."},{"startTime":894.143,"endTime":896.979,"body":"But I liked having sex with girls. 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A tiny bit."},{"startTime":915.748,"endTime":918.0,"body":"I, I could have taken a job."},{"startTime":918.0,"endTime":923.047,"body":"She was getting $300 an hour"},{"startTime":918.0,"endTime":923.047,"body":"to hit a guy with his briefcase."},{"startTime":923.13,"endTime":925.215,"body":"And the type of job you want. I want."},{"startTime":925.215,"endTime":927.885,"body":"I know I was afraid"},{"startTime":925.215,"endTime":927.885,"body":"because I thought I'd be too violent."},{"startTime":927.885,"endTime":930.763,"body":"I said I really thought so"},{"startTime":930.846,"endTime":933.766,"body":"because that sounded like something"},{"startTime":930.846,"endTime":933.766,"body":"I wanted to do."},{"startTime":933.766,"endTime":934.224,"body":"And I."},{"startTime":934.224,"endTime":936.477,"body":"How would you know when you're done? 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What? 80%."},{"startTime":969.927,"endTime":971.762,"body":"Okay, Max."},{"startTime":971.762,"endTime":973.639,"body":"The question was,"},{"startTime":971.762,"endTime":973.639,"body":"how much do I like pink cheese?"},{"startTime":973.639,"endTime":977.643,"body":"You love to see exactly how far you can go"},{"startTime":973.639,"endTime":977.643,"body":"by teasing, testing limits, pushing"},{"startTime":977.643,"endTime":978.936,"body":"boundaries, cajoling, begging."},{"startTime":978.936,"endTime":981.73,"body":"Oh, I don't do any of that."},{"startTime":978.936,"endTime":981.73,"body":"And you'd love to ask for punishment."},{"startTime":981.73,"endTime":983.899,"body":"I think my asking for punishment"},{"startTime":981.73,"endTime":983.899,"body":"is implied."},{"startTime":983.899,"endTime":987.611,"body":"It just show."},{"startTime":987.695,"endTime":991.365,"body":"Going to dinner with someone."},{"startTime":991.448,"endTime":995.661,"body":"That's not something"},{"startTime":991.448,"endTime":995.661,"body":"we have to talk about."},{"startTime":995.744,"endTime":999.248,"body":"The energy of someone"},{"startTime":995.744,"endTime":999.248,"body":"who is taken advantage of."},{"startTime":999.331,"endTime":1001.375,"body":"Oh. Oh, that's awful."},{"startTime":1001.375,"endTime":1002.835,"body":"That's awful."},{"startTime":1002.835,"endTime":1003.669,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":1003.669,"endTime":1006.463,"body":"Oh, by the way, your answer, the lower"},{"startTime":1003.669,"endTime":1006.463,"body":"it is, the more"},{"startTime":1006.463,"endTime":1009.466,"body":"red and extreme"},{"startTime":1006.463,"endTime":1009.466,"body":"and the closer it gets warmer."},{"startTime":1009.675,"endTime":1011.677,"body":"100% light green. Okay. 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You do that with stranger."},{"startTime":1047.755,"endTime":1053.343,"body":"Or no or I was kind of seeing this"},{"startTime":1047.755,"endTime":1053.343,"body":"nutty guy who would take me"},{"startTime":1053.427,"endTime":1056.43,"body":"like, kind of take me by surprise,"},{"startTime":1053.427,"endTime":1056.43,"body":"like throw me up against a wall."},{"startTime":1056.43,"endTime":1057.556,"body":"And I like that."},{"startTime":1057.556,"endTime":1060.1,"body":"So that makes me submitted,"},{"startTime":1057.556,"endTime":1060.1,"body":"submit submissive."},{"startTime":1060.1,"endTime":1060.934,"body":"Like that, too."},{"startTime":1060.934,"endTime":1062.728,"body":"Yeah. Or just over. Yeah."},{"startTime":1062.728,"endTime":1064.313,"body":"Because you're submitting to that. 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That's how."},{"startTime":1080.329,"endTime":1081.663,"body":"Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah."},{"startTime":1081.663,"endTime":1086.96,"body":"It's like a plain knife, But just the"},{"startTime":1081.663,"endTime":1086.96,"body":"really knife to throw it out. Ooh."},{"startTime":1087.002,"endTime":1088.17,"body":"Okay, Next question. Okay."},{"startTime":1088.17,"endTime":1092.341,"body":"You like to completely tie up your partner"},{"startTime":1088.17,"endTime":1092.341,"body":"during sex slash BDSM?"},{"startTime":1092.549,"endTime":1094.676,"body":"Completely tie up your partner."},{"startTime":1094.676,"endTime":1099.181,"body":"See, here's my problem,"},{"startTime":1094.676,"endTime":1099.181,"body":"is that we live on a fucking fault line."},{"startTime":1099.264,"endTime":1101.934,"body":"And I never did Boy Scouts."},{"startTime":1101.934,"endTime":1106.105,"body":"So imagine having a high anxiety attack"},{"startTime":1101.934,"endTime":1106.105,"body":"in the middle of an earthquake."},{"startTime":1106.105,"endTime":1108.816,"body":"I already have performance anxiety."},{"startTime":1106.105,"endTime":1108.816,"body":"I don't need to not."},{"startTime":1108.816,"endTime":1113.612,"body":"And I was dating a professor in college."},{"startTime":1113.654,"endTime":1116.657,"body":"Not the professor I went to, you know, but"},{"startTime":1116.782,"endTime":1119.785,"body":"I woke up to being, like, hogtied."},{"startTime":1119.785,"endTime":1121.453,"body":"And I was like, What?"},{"startTime":1121.453,"endTime":1123.372,"body":"What do you."},{"startTime":1121.453,"endTime":1123.372,"body":"And it was a fix up from a friend."},{"startTime":1123.372,"endTime":1126.5,"body":"He was like, I was sleeping on his couch,"},{"startTime":1123.372,"endTime":1126.5,"body":"waiting for him to come home."},{"startTime":1126.625,"endTime":1128.919,"body":"And he was like, tying up my ankles."},{"startTime":1128.919,"endTime":1130.838,"body":"And I was like, What's going on? He goes,"},{"startTime":1128.919,"endTime":1130.838,"body":"Oh, don't you like that?"},{"startTime":1130.838,"endTime":1132.506,"body":"And I was like, No, I don't like that."},{"startTime":1132.506,"endTime":1133.966,"body":"I got really scared."},{"startTime":1133.966,"endTime":1135.3,"body":"Putting it down for 100%."},{"startTime":1135.3,"endTime":1136.093,"body":"Okay, Yeah."},{"startTime":1136.093,"endTime":1140.013,"body":"My thing about hooking the tying up,"},{"startTime":1136.093,"endTime":1140.013,"body":"my thing about it is I don't want"},{"startTime":1140.097,"endTime":1144.059,"body":"that growing"},{"startTime":1140.097,"endTime":1144.059,"body":"with to start looking like a boat."},{"startTime":1144.143,"endTime":1146.812,"body":"And, you know,"},{"startTime":1144.143,"endTime":1146.812,"body":"you have to throw rocks at other guys."},{"startTime":1146.812,"endTime":1147.771,"body":"Like, they're like, Hold it."},{"startTime":1147.771,"endTime":1149.69,"body":"I don't need the I don't either."},{"startTime":1149.69,"endTime":1150.899,"body":"It's like, what am I saying?"},{"startTime":1150.899,"endTime":1153.36,"body":"Right?"},{"startTime":1153.36,"endTime":1156.947,"body":"It was all end to being tied up"},{"startTime":1153.36,"endTime":1156.947,"body":"and all that shit."},{"startTime":1157.03,"endTime":1159.408,"body":"Or would you be open open"},{"startTime":1159.408,"endTime":1163.871,"body":"to joining a multiple partner relationship"},{"startTime":1159.408,"endTime":1163.871,"body":"for sex and or emotional pleasure?"},{"startTime":1163.871,"endTime":1166.456,"body":"If you if you were single,"},{"startTime":1163.871,"endTime":1166.456,"body":"would you be open?"},{"startTime":1166.456,"endTime":1168.333,"body":"That's asking if you're poly."},{"startTime":1168.333,"endTime":1171.795,"body":"Multiple partner"},{"startTime":1168.333,"endTime":1171.795,"body":"relationship or sexual emotional."},{"startTime":1171.795,"endTime":1175.132,"body":"Oh for sex or emotional pleasure"},{"startTime":1171.795,"endTime":1175.132,"body":"if you were single."},{"startTime":1175.215,"endTime":1177.885,"body":"Uh, I'm monogamous personally."},{"startTime":1177.885,"endTime":1179.052,"body":"Me too. I don't."},{"startTime":1179.052,"endTime":1181.138,"body":"I don't think that ever."},{"startTime":1181.138,"endTime":1186.059,"body":"Relationship"},{"startTime":1181.138,"endTime":1186.059,"body":"sounds like love, like brunch gone bad."},{"startTime":1186.143,"endTime":1187.019,"body":"Kills."},{"startTime":1187.019,"endTime":1188.437,"body":"What the hell is that?"},{"startTime":1188.437,"endTime":1191.44,"body":"What's the dual. Is that for? It's."},{"startTime":1191.481,"endTime":1194.943,"body":"It's where you are dating multiple people"},{"startTime":1191.481,"endTime":1194.943,"body":"and everybody's"},{"startTime":1194.943,"endTime":1195.944,"body":"kind of dating each other."},{"startTime":1195.944,"endTime":1199.198,"body":"It's like a COVID bubble. But for fucking."},{"startTime":1199.281,"endTime":1200.449,"body":"Cat, I know what it's called."},{"startTime":1200.449,"endTime":1201.825,"body":"A cult is what it is."},{"startTime":1201.825,"endTime":1203.535,"body":"But who cares about Russia?"},{"startTime":1203.535,"endTime":1206.413,"body":"Oh, okay. Rent. Yeah."},{"startTime":1206.413,"endTime":1209.041,"body":"Probably the guy getting all the pussy,"},{"startTime":1206.413,"endTime":1209.041,"body":"I would imagine."},{"startTime":1209.041,"endTime":1211.293,"body":"Okay, well, I want his job."},{"startTime":1211.293,"endTime":1212.211,"body":"Who doesn't?"},{"startTime":1212.211,"endTime":1213.086,"body":"Hmm? Hmm."},{"startTime":1213.086,"endTime":1216.673,"body":"Never mind that my throat closed up."},{"startTime":1216.757,"endTime":1222.346,"body":"That that business would be called."},{"startTime":1222.429,"endTime":1223.138,"body":"Oh, man."},{"startTime":1223.138,"endTime":1224.514,"body":"We have to get them change that."},{"startTime":1224.514,"endTime":1226.433,"body":"No, we did long."},{"startTime":1226.433,"endTime":1226.85,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":1226.85,"endTime":1231.521,"body":"Will you give the control of your finance"},{"startTime":1226.85,"endTime":1231.521,"body":"to your partner in terms of how much?"},{"startTime":1231.605,"endTime":1233.315,"body":"I don't know what this question means."},{"startTime":1231.605,"endTime":1233.315,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":1233.315,"endTime":1236.526,"body":"Will you give the control of your finance,"},{"startTime":1233.315,"endTime":1236.526,"body":"such as bank account, etc.,"},{"startTime":1236.735,"endTime":1241.823,"body":"to your partner in terms of how much"},{"startTime":1236.735,"endTime":1241.823,"body":"of your own money you can have access to?"},{"startTime":1241.823,"endTime":1244.201,"body":"So would you give your money to them"},{"startTime":1241.823,"endTime":1244.201,"body":"and let them dole it out?"},{"startTime":1244.201,"endTime":1246.62,"body":"Of course, that's that's what I do now."},{"startTime":1246.62,"endTime":1248.538,"body":"I should be 100% okay. Yeah."},{"startTime":1248.538,"endTime":1250.207,"body":"Because you want somebody"},{"startTime":1248.538,"endTime":1250.207,"body":"that's good with money."},{"startTime":1250.207,"endTime":1252.125,"body":"I need to not be in charge of my finances."},{"startTime":1252.125,"endTime":1255.045,"body":"Yeah, I'm either. You're"},{"startTime":1255.128,"endTime":1255.712,"body":"quick."},{"startTime":1255.712,"endTime":1257.756,"body":"Are you turned on by inflicting pain?"},{"startTime":1257.756,"endTime":1259.383,"body":"No, I don't."},{"startTime":1259.383,"endTime":1261.551,"body":"I don't know. I accident."},{"startTime":1261.551,"endTime":1261.927,"body":"I know."},{"startTime":1261.927,"endTime":1266.223,"body":"You know, I accidentally elbowed Garrett"},{"startTime":1261.927,"endTime":1266.223,"body":"and we had a fight about it. 50%."},{"startTime":1266.265,"endTime":1267.766,"body":"And then I."},{"startTime":1267.766,"endTime":1270.519,"body":"No, no, I didn't enjoy it. 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How?"},{"startTime":1465.005,"endTime":1465.922,"body":"I don't know."},{"startTime":1465.922,"endTime":1470.177,"body":"I can't imagine someone"},{"startTime":1465.922,"endTime":1470.177,"body":"who is that funny or that sexy."},{"startTime":1470.26,"endTime":1473.263,"body":"Yeah, I may have. 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Oh, no big thing."},{"startTime":1490.614,"endTime":1492.616,"body":"I guess that's the height of narcissism,"},{"startTime":1490.614,"endTime":1492.616,"body":"right?"},{"startTime":1492.616,"endTime":1494.493,"body":"I wouldn't even know"},{"startTime":1492.616,"endTime":1494.493,"body":"if it's a narcissism thing."},{"startTime":1494.493,"endTime":1498.038,"body":"I think it's like if you're a like, for"},{"startTime":1494.493,"endTime":1498.038,"body":"example, like if you're a bisexual woman."},{"startTime":1498.079,"endTime":1498.497,"body":"Mm hmm."},{"startTime":1498.497,"endTime":1501.166,"body":"Your own tits and ass and pussy turn"},{"startTime":1498.497,"endTime":1501.166,"body":"you on."},{"startTime":1501.166,"endTime":1501.958,"body":"Oh, yeah."},{"startTime":1501.958,"endTime":1503.752,"body":"That's kind of nice. Hmm."},{"startTime":1503.752,"endTime":1505.962,"body":"Do you have that? But no. You're not."},{"startTime":1505.962,"endTime":1507.13,"body":"It doesn't turn your."},{"startTime":1507.13,"endTime":1511.593,"body":"No, I think it's like no,"},{"startTime":1507.13,"endTime":1511.593,"body":"because my mean, my type is not my type."},{"startTime":1511.801,"endTime":1512.302,"body":"Got it."},{"startTime":1512.302,"endTime":1513.553,"body":"Got it. And I'm not."},{"startTime":1513.553,"endTime":1514.679,"body":"I always said."},{"startTime":1514.679,"endTime":1516.097,"body":"If you were your own type."},{"startTime":1516.097,"endTime":1518.6,"body":"Yeah. You could just get off to yourself."},{"startTime":1518.6,"endTime":1523.146,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":1518.6,"endTime":1523.146,"body":"It'd be like a snake eating its tail. 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Why?"},{"startTime":3465.42,"endTime":3466.129,"body":"Okay, Yeah."},{"startTime":3466.129,"endTime":3467.797,"body":"You get Ryan Murphy's career."},{"startTime":3467.797,"endTime":3470.717,"body":"Well, like, I'm in search of all of that"},{"startTime":3467.797,"endTime":3470.717,"body":"1980."},{"startTime":3470.717,"endTime":3473.094,"body":"Yeah. Yeah, like Carol Channing. And."},{"startTime":3473.094,"endTime":3479.267,"body":"Like a it can't wait for American"},{"startTime":3473.094,"endTime":3479.267,"body":"Crime Story and Zendaya"},{"startTime":3479.309,"endTime":3482.52,"body":"and Ryan Murphy telling"},{"startTime":3479.309,"endTime":3482.52,"body":"the story of Taylor Swift and Travis."},{"startTime":3482.52,"endTime":3485.523,"body":"And that's history."},{"startTime":3485.607,"endTime":3488.026,"body":"Oh, my God. It's the same. It's."},{"startTime":3488.026,"endTime":3489.11,"body":"It would be the same."},{"startTime":3489.11,"endTime":3495.241,"body":"That's how they made OJ show."},{"startTime":3495.325,"endTime":3498.661,"body":"Max, will you please plug yourself"},{"startTime":3495.325,"endTime":3498.661,"body":"in a confident way?"},{"startTime":3498.703,"endTime":3501.122,"body":"Yeah, Well, follow me on Instagram at Max."},{"startTime":3501.122,"endTime":3505.043,"body":"Obviously, he was too wise on Instagram,"},{"startTime":3505.043,"endTime":3508.796,"body":"and I have all my tan updates"},{"startTime":3505.043,"endTime":3508.796,"body":"and movies and stuff on there."},{"startTime":3508.88,"endTime":3510.298,"body":"yeah, I've come out to a show."},{"startTime":3510.298,"endTime":3514.886,"body":"I just put on my first Max presents show,"},{"startTime":3510.298,"endTime":3514.886,"body":"which Laura was on,"},{"startTime":3514.886,"endTime":3515.887,"body":"and I think it was her."},{"startTime":3515.887,"endTime":3517.805,"body":"Alison I loved it."},{"startTime":3517.805,"endTime":3519.682,"body":"It was such a great room to do more."},{"startTime":3519.682,"endTime":3522.852,"body":"The first one I had Laura,"},{"startTime":3519.682,"endTime":3522.852,"body":"John Daly, Reggie Watts, bunch of people."},{"startTime":3522.852,"endTime":3524.979,"body":"So I'm going to try and keep that going."},{"startTime":3524.979,"endTime":3528.65,"body":"Yeah, Hopefully in 2024 I'll get hired"},{"startTime":3528.65,"endTime":3533.404,"body":"to work on something"},{"startTime":3528.65,"endTime":3533.404,"body":"that isn't my insurance that day job."},{"startTime":3533.488,"endTime":3534.364,"body":"Woo hoo!"},{"startTime":3534.364,"endTime":3535.823,"body":"Yay! Yay!"},{"startTime":3535.823,"endTime":3536.783,"body":"Max, Thanks."},{"startTime":3536.783,"endTime":3538.201,"body":"Yeah. I hope I get to see you again."},{"startTime":3538.201,"endTime":3539.494,"body":"All right. Thanks."},{"startTime":3539.494,"endTime":3541.538,"body":"I don't know when this is dropping,"},{"startTime":3539.494,"endTime":3541.538,"body":"but happy."},{"startTime":3541.538,"endTime":3543.581,"body":"Whatever it is, Happy 911."},{"startTime":3543.581,"endTime":3544.499,"body":"Think it comes out?"},{"startTime":3544.499,"endTime":3547.335,"body":"Sure. Yeah, yeah. Okay, great."},{"startTime":3547.335,"endTime":3549.796,"body":"E awesome. Let's go. Pete."}]}