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Right?"},{"startTime":1131.38,"endTime":1132.673,"body":"There's even like that."},{"startTime":1132.673,"endTime":1135.676,"body":"Uh, so everyone's"},{"startTime":1132.673,"endTime":1135.676,"body":"just staring at the camera."},{"startTime":1135.843,"endTime":1136.552,"body":"Mm hmm."},{"startTime":1136.552,"endTime":1137.761,"body":"Some people are eating."},{"startTime":1137.761,"endTime":1141.515,"body":"Mm. 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Whatever."},{"startTime":1157.072,"endTime":1159.575,"body":"They're on the fucking LGBT spectrum."},{"startTime":1159.575,"endTime":1165.08,"body":"Uh, they out themselves all the time,"},{"startTime":1159.575,"endTime":1165.08,"body":"even though they don't actually say it."},{"startTime":1165.164,"endTime":1165.873,"body":"Mm hmm."},{"startTime":1165.873,"endTime":1169.751,"body":"What was this guy's picture"},{"startTime":1165.873,"endTime":1169.751,"body":"tribute to his mother?"},{"startTime":1169.751,"endTime":1170.711,"body":"So I'm not making fun of him"},{"startTime":1170.711,"endTime":1173.922,"body":"for losing his mom, but he was like,"},{"startTime":1170.711,"endTime":1173.922,"body":"I edited this together."},{"startTime":1173.922,"endTime":1175.257,"body":"Please enjoy."},{"startTime":1175.257,"endTime":1178.969,"body":"And it was this video footage of his mom."},{"startTime":1179.052,"endTime":1182.598,"body":"And I edited it to It's Raining Men."},{"startTime":1182.681,"endTime":1184.975,"body":"And I"},{"startTime":1184.975,"endTime":1185.601,"body":"couldn't do it."},{"startTime":1185.601,"endTime":1187.603,"body":"Paid for a cry."},{"startTime":1187.603,"endTime":1191.19,"body":"Okay. 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Oh."},{"startTime":1213.629,"endTime":1214.63,"body":"I guess what?"},{"startTime":1214.63,"endTime":1216.006,"body":"You have to listen to the whole song."},{"startTime":1216.006,"endTime":1217.633,"body":"So this."},{"startTime":1217.633,"endTime":1220.052,"body":"You know, uh."},{"startTime":1220.052,"endTime":1222.387,"body":"Not the minute I heard, I was like,"},{"startTime":1220.052,"endTime":1222.387,"body":"You've got to be kidding me."},{"startTime":1222.387,"endTime":1223.513,"body":"I was like, Actually."},{"startTime":1223.513,"endTime":1228.018,"body":"There's some of the"},{"startTime":1223.513,"endTime":1228.018,"body":"who am putting up the hill that right?"},{"startTime":1228.018,"endTime":1229.77,"body":"Whatever the fuck that is."},{"startTime":1229.77,"endTime":1230.646,"body":"I mean."},{"startTime":1230.646,"endTime":1233.357,"body":"Hill Uh huh. Okay."},{"startTime":1233.357,"endTime":1235.525,"body":"I was fucking. I was."},{"startTime":1235.525,"endTime":1237.402,"body":"Being lowered into the."},{"startTime":1237.402,"endTime":1241.073,"body":"Ground and I. Don't know the hell."},{"startTime":1241.156,"endTime":1241.865,"body":"She was."},{"startTime":1241.865,"endTime":1242.366,"body":"She was."},{"startTime":1242.366,"endTime":1245.702,"body":"That's a great question, actually,"},{"startTime":1242.366,"endTime":1245.702,"body":"because it was she was like, I was."},{"startTime":1245.702,"endTime":1248.956,"body":"Is it Charisma dies. 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And read in like he will."},{"startTime":1372.287,"endTime":1373.58,"body":"I forget which pocket."},{"startTime":1373.58,"endTime":1376.333,"body":"Like little things you could tell, right?"},{"startTime":1373.58,"endTime":1376.333,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":1376.333,"endTime":1379.503,"body":"Pull out the dry cleaning receipt."},{"startTime":1379.586,"endTime":1382.214,"body":"Which, by"},{"startTime":1382.214,"endTime":1383.59,"body":"well. Up there."},{"startTime":1383.59,"endTime":1383.965,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":1383.965,"endTime":1388.136,"body":"He said he addressed me about something"},{"startTime":1383.965,"endTime":1388.136,"body":"too because I was like still."},{"startTime":1388.22,"endTime":1390.764,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":1388.22,"endTime":1390.764,"body":"Because we had to stand by the stage."},{"startTime":1390.764,"endTime":1392.557,"body":"Mm hmm. While the filming was going on."},{"startTime":1392.557,"endTime":1393.934,"body":"You can't side."},{"startTime":1393.934,"endTime":1396.937,"body":"Ukraine. Ha."},{"startTime":1397.104,"endTime":1398.063,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":1398.063,"endTime":1398.98,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":1398.98,"endTime":1401.525,"body":"But yeah, we used to stand by the stage."},{"startTime":1401.525,"endTime":1402.609,"body":"I remember doing that."},{"startTime":1402.609,"endTime":1404.653,"body":"It was so long ago. Mm."},{"startTime":1404.653,"endTime":1407.531,"body":"But I remember, like,"},{"startTime":1404.653,"endTime":1407.531,"body":"he would take questions from the audience."},{"startTime":1407.531,"endTime":1408.907,"body":"Mm hmm. 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Yeah."},{"startTime":1509.09,"endTime":1512.093,"body":"In that place. Hmm. Crazy energy."},{"startTime":1512.093,"endTime":1513.303,"body":"Am I. Wrong?"},{"startTime":1513.303,"endTime":1513.845,"body":"It does."},{"startTime":1513.845,"endTime":1516.056,"body":"I feel like it's got, like,"},{"startTime":1513.845,"endTime":1516.056,"body":"a weird energy."},{"startTime":1516.056,"endTime":1520.185,"body":"I feel like there's something,"},{"startTime":1516.056,"endTime":1520.185,"body":"like, buried under that room, something"},{"startTime":1520.227,"endTime":1521.978,"body":"or dealing or something."},{"startTime":1521.978,"endTime":1525.524,"body":"And then there was also the offices"},{"startTime":1521.978,"endTime":1525.524,"body":"that were, like, across the street."},{"startTime":1525.524,"endTime":1528.985,"body":"Kind of like, Yeah, yes,"},{"startTime":1525.524,"endTime":1528.985,"body":"I used to work in there, which is,"},{"startTime":1529.069,"endTime":1531.905,"body":"uh, old as well,"},{"startTime":1529.069,"endTime":1531.905,"body":"and have a lot of stuff in."},{"startTime":1531.905,"endTime":1534.908,"body":"Yeah, But I was working like three jobs"},{"startTime":1531.905,"endTime":1534.908,"body":"at one time."},{"startTime":1535.033,"endTime":1535.7,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":1535.7,"endTime":1538.411,"body":"Piece them on together"},{"startTime":1535.7,"endTime":1538.411,"body":"because nobody was paying anything."},{"startTime":1538.411,"endTime":1540.33,"body":"Oh yeah. To the experience."},{"startTime":1540.33,"endTime":1542.415,"body":"Yeah. Was he an asshole to work for?"},{"startTime":1542.415,"endTime":1543.416,"body":"No. Okay."},{"startTime":1543.416,"endTime":1546.753,"body":"It's actually nice. Okay. I could see him."},{"startTime":1546.836,"endTime":1548.088,"body":"Going."},{"startTime":1548.171,"endTime":1549.589,"body":"And I was just like."},{"startTime":1549.589,"endTime":1554.427,"body":"And that's what encouraged me to not"},{"startTime":1549.589,"endTime":1554.427,"body":"go there the first time I tried standup."},{"startTime":1554.511,"endTime":1555.428,"body":"Oh, yeah, Yeah."},{"startTime":1555.428,"endTime":1558.431,"body":"I did not go there at all. Yeah."},{"startTime":1558.431,"endTime":1560.141,"body":"I went straight to the family story."},{"startTime":1560.141,"endTime":1561.977,"body":"Mm hmm. Is? 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Thank you."},{"startTime":3434.556,"endTime":3438.143,"body":"And, Kimberly,"},{"startTime":3434.556,"endTime":3438.143,"body":"how can people watch your special and see"},{"startTime":3438.309,"endTime":3441.896,"body":"how can they keep in touch with you,"},{"startTime":3438.309,"endTime":3441.896,"body":"their Instagram or I'm on Instagram"},{"startTime":3441.896,"endTime":3445.233,"body":"a lot,"},{"startTime":3441.896,"endTime":3445.233,"body":"my handle is, uh, can really clarify."},{"startTime":3445.275,"endTime":3448.027,"body":"Yeah, yeah."},{"startTime":3448.027,"endTime":3449.988,"body":"It's really part comedy."},{"startTime":3449.988,"endTime":3450.697,"body":"Oh great."},{"startTime":3450.697,"endTime":3454.284,"body":"Yeah, I post shows on there"},{"startTime":3450.697,"endTime":3454.284,"body":"and then my specials on Netflix."},{"startTime":3454.284,"endTime":3457.495,"body":"Uh, it's season"},{"startTime":3454.284,"endTime":3457.495,"body":"two of Tiffany Haddish Presents."},{"startTime":3457.495,"endTime":3458.746,"body":"They ready?"},{"startTime":3458.746,"endTime":3460.874,"body":"I think I'm episode four."},{"startTime":3460.874,"endTime":3462.709,"body":"Oh, great. 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Yes, I was."},{"startTime":3473.094,"endTime":3476.806,"body":"You know, I had an anxiety attack, though,"},{"startTime":3473.094,"endTime":3476.806,"body":"the night before it dropped."},{"startTime":3476.89,"endTime":3478.766,"body":"It was like, what happened?"},{"startTime":3478.766,"endTime":3481.478,"body":"I was nervous before actually doing it."},{"startTime":3481.478,"endTime":3483.104,"body":"And then I got I got over that."},{"startTime":3483.104,"endTime":3484.939,"body":"I was like, Oh, I'm glad that's over."},{"startTime":3484.939,"endTime":3485.523,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":3485.523,"endTime":3489.736,"body":"They're like,"},{"startTime":3485.523,"endTime":3489.736,"body":"okay, it's coming out. I'm like, Oh God."},{"startTime":3489.819,"endTime":3490.612,"body":"Well, she nice."},{"startTime":3490.612,"endTime":3493.114,"body":"Tiffany. She's great. Oh, okay."},{"startTime":3493.114,"endTime":3496.618,"body":"You know what's funny"},{"startTime":3493.114,"endTime":3496.618,"body":"is I've worked with her on something"},{"startTime":3496.701,"endTime":3500.955,"body":"and she said she was like,"},{"startTime":3496.701,"endTime":3500.955,"body":"I'm about to hook you up."},{"startTime":3500.997,"endTime":3503.416,"body":"I'm like, really?"},{"startTime":3503.416,"endTime":3505.877,"body":"Uh, you know,"},{"startTime":3503.416,"endTime":3505.877,"body":"people tell you things in Hollywood."},{"startTime":3505.877,"endTime":3507.337,"body":"You're just like, Okay, whatever."},{"startTime":3507.337,"endTime":3508.129,"body":"Mm hmm."},{"startTime":3508.129,"endTime":3511.508,"body":"Well,"},{"startTime":3508.129,"endTime":3511.508,"body":"she actually came back and got me, and."},{"startTime":3511.591,"endTime":3514.177,"body":"Oh, that's. I love that."},{"startTime":3514.177,"endTime":3515.845,"body":"That's nice."},{"startTime":3515.845,"endTime":3516.554,"body":"Very generous."},{"startTime":3516.554,"endTime":3518.556,"body":"Uh huh, Well, and so are you, though."},{"startTime":3518.556,"endTime":3520.85,"body":"Yeah, I know."},{"startTime":3520.85,"endTime":3523.811,"body":"It's so fun to see you."},{"startTime":3520.85,"endTime":3523.811,"body":"Yeah, that's great."},{"startTime":3523.811,"endTime":3524.312,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":3524.312,"endTime":3526.94,"body":"You're so original"},{"startTime":3524.312,"endTime":3526.94,"body":"and you are so singular."},{"startTime":3526.94,"endTime":3530.109,"body":"And you have your own vibe"},{"startTime":3526.94,"endTime":3530.109,"body":"and voice and style,"},{"startTime":3530.109,"endTime":3532.153,"body":"and it's like my favorite thing"},{"startTime":3530.109,"endTime":3532.153,"body":"in comedy is."},{"startTime":3532.153,"endTime":3534.364,"body":"And people just have that, confidence."},{"startTime":3534.364,"endTime":3537.784,"body":"I remember, I think one of the first times"},{"startTime":3534.364,"endTime":3537.784,"body":"I saw Kimberly was like,"},{"startTime":3537.784,"endTime":3542.413,"body":"at the improv lab and you were saying"},{"startTime":3537.784,"endTime":3542.413,"body":"you know, I love grocery shopping."},{"startTime":3542.413,"endTime":3544.541,"body":"And I was thinking about"},{"startTime":3542.413,"endTime":3544.541,"body":"I was like, I do, too."},{"startTime":3544.541,"endTime":3545.667,"body":"I love all kinds of shot,"},{"startTime":3545.667,"endTime":3549.379,"body":"but I was like, I never heard a comic ever"},{"startTime":3545.667,"endTime":3549.379,"body":"just say that I love grocery time."},{"startTime":3549.462,"endTime":3551.005,"body":"And I was just like, Yeah, that's true."},{"startTime":3551.005,"endTime":3553.049,"body":"It's like kind of,"},{"startTime":3551.005,"endTime":3553.049,"body":"you know, simple pleasure."},{"startTime":3553.049,"endTime":3555.134,"body":"And it was like,"},{"startTime":3553.049,"endTime":3555.134,"body":"Yeah, I. Remember doing. That."},{"startTime":3555.134,"endTime":3555.927,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":3555.927,"endTime":3557.303,"body":"I was a freshman."},{"startTime":3557.303,"endTime":3560.848,"body":"Easy. Well, there used to be a freshman"},{"startTime":3560.932,"endTime":3561.474,"body":"was like the"},{"startTime":3561.474,"endTime":3565.311,"body":"name of a hip hop group from the."},{"startTime":3565.395,"endTime":3567.23,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":3567.23,"endTime":3569.148,"body":"Thank you, Kimberly."},{"startTime":3569.148,"endTime":3570.4,"body":"They do a"}]}