{"version":"1.0.0","segments":[{"startTime":9.884,"endTime":11.136,"body":"Welcome to what we thought would happen."},{"startTime":11.136,"endTime":12.095,"body":"And let's toast."},{"startTime":12.095,"endTime":15.807,"body":"My. The lovely and talented Jann Karam."},{"startTime":15.807,"endTime":19.269,"body":"I'd say, you know, the last time I."},{"startTime":19.31,"endTime":20.895,"body":"The last time Jann and I were together,"},{"startTime":20.895,"endTime":24.607,"body":"we were in a show called"},{"startTime":20.895,"endTime":24.607,"body":"Mermaids on Broadway, and we were both"},{"startTime":24.607,"endTime":28.319,"body":"in a giant tank with swimming around."},{"startTime":28.403,"endTime":29.779,"body":"And Christina Ricci."},{"startTime":29.779,"endTime":32.991,"body":"Uh, zip up my tail. 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With my with my garnet."},{"startTime":243.368,"endTime":244.369,"body":"But with that."},{"startTime":244.369,"endTime":245.912,"body":"But that looks much better on you."},{"startTime":245.912,"endTime":248.748,"body":"Okay, look. Okay, I have this on."},{"startTime":248.748,"endTime":250.458,"body":"Oh, no, no."},{"startTime":250.458,"endTime":253.503,"body":"You don't think so? No, I don't know."},{"startTime":253.503,"endTime":254.712,"body":"It doesn't fit."},{"startTime":254.712,"endTime":256.464,"body":"Look at your great rack."},{"startTime":256.464,"endTime":259.133,"body":"I think you're smiling on me. 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You've got both."},{"startTime":268.559,"endTime":269.602,"body":"I like this better on."},{"startTime":269.602,"endTime":271.938,"body":"You know, I think, like, if I had."},{"startTime":271.938,"endTime":275.441,"body":"If I was, like, walking around with it"},{"startTime":271.938,"endTime":275.441,"body":"for the day, this would be up to my neck."},{"startTime":275.441,"endTime":276.651,"body":"No, it's just because."},{"startTime":276.651,"endTime":279.696,"body":"Look, I wore it once for my neck,"},{"startTime":276.651,"endTime":279.696,"body":"and then I wore it today."},{"startTime":279.696,"endTime":280.321,"body":"For the show."},{"startTime":280.321,"endTime":283.533,"body":"Oh, oh, Cold and rainy. Look, this is it."},{"startTime":283.533,"endTime":285.118,"body":"This is Isabella DeMarco, though."},{"startTime":285.118,"endTime":287.954,"body":"Okay?"},{"startTime":285.118,"endTime":287.954,"body":"What are you leaving with? 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I kind of."},{"startTime":305.263,"endTime":306.055,"body":"That's what I recall."},{"startTime":306.055,"endTime":308.099,"body":"I really want to do is shop."},{"startTime":308.099,"endTime":309.475,"body":"You should become a store detective."},{"startTime":309.475,"endTime":311.144,"body":"Yeah, I know."},{"startTime":311.144,"endTime":312.812,"body":"But then I would let people take stuff."},{"startTime":312.812,"endTime":314.272,"body":"No, didn't."},{"startTime":314.272,"endTime":316.899,"body":"Oh. This is just one of her."},{"startTime":316.899,"endTime":317.567,"body":"Fine."},{"startTime":317.567,"endTime":318.693,"body":"Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty."},{"startTime":318.693,"endTime":319.861,"body":"Jannn, I like that."},{"startTime":319.861,"endTime":321.279,"body":"The garnet chips."},{"startTime":321.279,"endTime":323.74,"body":"Well, we know each other through stand up."},{"startTime":323.74,"endTime":326.743,"body":"Yeah. 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Know."},{"startTime":551.759,"endTime":552.635,"body":"Oh, no."},{"startTime":552.635,"endTime":556.722,"body":"I think all that shit"},{"startTime":552.635,"endTime":556.722,"body":"they would have said Johnny Calderon."},{"startTime":556.806,"endTime":557.807,"body":"Oh, shit."},{"startTime":557.807,"endTime":560.81,"body":"The thing even did, like in real time,"},{"startTime":557.807,"endTime":560.81,"body":"you're like, Did he call you over?"},{"startTime":560.81,"endTime":561.519,"body":"Like, that was something."},{"startTime":561.519,"endTime":564.939,"body":"He was very like, okay,"},{"startTime":561.519,"endTime":564.939,"body":"I want to do my set and then I want that."},{"startTime":565.022,"endTime":566.023,"body":"Yeah, yeah."},{"startTime":566.023,"endTime":567.275,"body":"Well, you know, a friend of ours,"},{"startTime":567.275,"endTime":571.237,"body":"Randy Credico, who I did a documentary"},{"startTime":567.275,"endTime":571.237,"body":"about called Sicko, spins Around the Sun."},{"startTime":571.32,"endTime":575.95,"body":"He said it was we"},{"startTime":571.32,"endTime":575.95,"body":"he was given directives before he went on."},{"startTime":575.95,"endTime":579.579,"body":"Don't do an impression of Johnny,"},{"startTime":575.95,"endTime":579.579,"body":"don't do this, blah, blah."},{"startTime":579.62,"endTime":581.622,"body":"And he had a killer set"},{"startTime":581.622,"endTime":584.667,"body":"and then he looked over and he goes,"},{"startTime":581.622,"endTime":584.667,"body":"And that was Randy Credico."},{"startTime":584.792,"endTime":587.128,"body":"He didn't call him over"},{"startTime":584.792,"endTime":587.128,"body":"because he did the impression."},{"startTime":587.128,"endTime":590.464,"body":"Oh, he went ahead and did it anyway. Yeah."},{"startTime":590.548,"endTime":593.009,"body":"Because I think Dana Carvey,"},{"startTime":590.548,"endTime":593.009,"body":"my good friend Dana."},{"startTime":593.009,"endTime":595.344,"body":"Yeah. He"},{"startTime":595.428,"endTime":598.431,"body":"was doing"},{"startTime":595.428,"endTime":598.431,"body":"Carson and I think it went too far."},{"startTime":598.514,"endTime":601.017,"body":"Uh huh. At first"},{"startTime":598.514,"endTime":601.017,"body":"he liked it, but then it was."},{"startTime":601.017,"endTime":605.521,"body":"Like, uh, yeah,"},{"startTime":601.017,"endTime":605.521,"body":"you start feeling good, you get a little."},{"startTime":605.521,"endTime":605.855,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":605.855,"endTime":608.691,"body":"And then then Carson just smacks you down."},{"startTime":608.691,"endTime":612.153,"body":"Yeah. Yeah, but you do. You know."},{"startTime":612.236,"endTime":616.24,"body":"And I also I wanted to do Letterman"},{"startTime":612.236,"endTime":616.24,"body":"didn't get to do that either, but I."},{"startTime":616.324,"endTime":619.535,"body":"And I heard Wendy Liebman,"},{"startTime":616.324,"endTime":619.535,"body":"who we both love."},{"startTime":619.619,"endTime":622.163,"body":"Yeah, And Wendy, I know."},{"startTime":622.163,"endTime":623.831,"body":"I heard. Ya."},{"startTime":623.831,"endTime":624.624,"body":"Thank you for watching."},{"startTime":624.624,"endTime":626.417,"body":"Thank you for listening"},{"startTime":624.624,"endTime":626.417,"body":"to this, by the way. Yeah. Yeah."},{"startTime":626.417,"endTime":627.251,"body":"Oh, of. 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I went past the gate."},{"startTime":648.314,"endTime":649.44,"body":"I mean, I got it through."},{"startTime":649.44,"endTime":652.109,"body":"Not by the gatekeeper. Yeah."},{"startTime":652.109,"endTime":652.818,"body":"Mm hmm."},{"startTime":652.818,"endTime":654.695,"body":"Robert Morton said"},{"startTime":654.695,"endTime":657.948,"body":"you're not ready or you're not ready"},{"startTime":654.695,"endTime":657.948,"body":"or you're not ready for national TV."},{"startTime":657.948,"endTime":660.368,"body":"I said, What? I just did The Tonight Show."},{"startTime":660.409,"endTime":662.662,"body":"And then I tried and tried for years."},{"startTime":662.662,"endTime":664.497,"body":"And the person you're talking about"},{"startTime":662.662,"endTime":664.497,"body":"is a producer."},{"startTime":664.497,"endTime":665.79,"body":"Producer of Letterman."},{"startTime":665.79,"endTime":669.001,"body":"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, I sure do."},{"startTime":669.085,"endTime":670.378,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":670.378,"endTime":673.13,"body":"And it's like, who is that guy to tell you"},{"startTime":670.378,"endTime":673.13,"body":"that you're not ready?"},{"startTime":673.13,"endTime":673.881,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":673.881,"endTime":676.884,"body":"The whole thing is just shitty because"},{"startTime":673.881,"endTime":676.884,"body":"they can talk to you however they want to."},{"startTime":677.093,"endTime":679.47,"body":"Yeah. Yeah, It's totally up to them. 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Are you angry?"},{"startTime":696.112,"endTime":697.53,"body":"Yeah, just let me do it."},{"startTime":697.53,"endTime":700.074,"body":"It's like, Yeah, yeah."},{"startTime":700.157,"endTime":700.7,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":700.7,"endTime":703.953,"body":"But then my friend George Miller."},{"startTime":704.036,"endTime":705.162,"body":"Oh, yeah."},{"startTime":705.162,"endTime":709.875,"body":"So he he says he was mad"},{"startTime":705.162,"endTime":709.875,"body":"because he wanted more comedians"},{"startTime":709.875,"endTime":714.13,"body":"that he liked and well,"},{"startTime":709.875,"endTime":714.13,"body":"that he wanted on the show."},{"startTime":714.13,"endTime":717.341,"body":"So he told Dave about me."},{"startTime":717.341,"endTime":718.259,"body":"He sent my tape."},{"startTime":718.259,"endTime":719.635,"body":"Oh, wow."},{"startTime":719.635,"endTime":722.638,"body":"Booker That's so great that way."},{"startTime":722.847,"endTime":725.85,"body":"Wow. Yeah. 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Yes, I want to."},{"startTime":761.051,"endTime":763.053,"body":"I mean, I only got."},{"startTime":763.053,"endTime":763.971,"body":"I only got cone."},{"startTime":763.971,"endTime":765.389,"body":"I only got CONAN."},{"startTime":765.389,"endTime":767.6,"body":"Well, the second time you went on"},{"startTime":765.389,"endTime":767.6,"body":"Letterman was a nightmare."},{"startTime":767.6,"endTime":769.226,"body":"Oh, CONAN, I didn't get."},{"startTime":769.226,"endTime":770.895,"body":"Oh, that's crazy."},{"startTime":770.895,"endTime":773.189,"body":"Okay. But"},{"startTime":770.895,"endTime":773.189,"body":"because Letterman's a much bigger deal."},{"startTime":773.189,"endTime":773.939,"body":"But going."},{"startTime":773.939,"endTime":774.398,"body":"I try."},{"startTime":774.398,"endTime":775.649,"body":"You know, we all try, right?"},{"startTime":775.649,"endTime":778.319,"body":"And so it's just so disappointing."},{"startTime":775.649,"endTime":778.319,"body":"Yeah. 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What?"},{"startTime":783.699,"endTime":785.576,"body":"Well, this is your thing."},{"startTime":785.659,"endTime":785.91,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":785.91,"endTime":788.329,"body":"I talk to the wardrobe woman,"},{"startTime":785.91,"endTime":788.329,"body":"and I say, Hey,"},{"startTime":788.329,"endTime":791.332,"body":"my pants have slits,"},{"startTime":788.329,"endTime":791.332,"body":"and I take it go the next day."},{"startTime":791.332,"endTime":792.75,"body":"What outfit do you think I should wear?"},{"startTime":792.75,"endTime":795.294,"body":"And I still don't like what I chose,"},{"startTime":795.294,"endTime":797.922,"body":"but she says, Oh, we'll fix it"},{"startTime":795.294,"endTime":797.922,"body":"when you're there."},{"startTime":797.922,"endTime":799.632,"body":"Yeah, I was like, Uh huh."},{"startTime":799.632,"endTime":801.801,"body":"Because, you know,"},{"startTime":799.632,"endTime":801.801,"body":"you only have, like, seconds."},{"startTime":801.801,"endTime":802.76,"body":"Yeah, I would."},{"startTime":802.76,"endTime":805.596,"body":"I get there early"},{"startTime":802.76,"endTime":805.596,"body":"and then somebody takes my pants and then"},{"startTime":805.596,"endTime":809.809,"body":"the safety pin it with the pockets"},{"startTime":805.596,"endTime":809.809,"body":"sticking out, you know those. 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Yeah."},{"startTime":1843.424,"endTime":1846.845,"body":"And I'm sitting there,"},{"startTime":1843.424,"endTime":1846.845,"body":"I'm sitting there nervous."},{"startTime":1846.845,"endTime":1850.473,"body":"I took the early train there"},{"startTime":1846.845,"endTime":1850.473,"body":"because I had an audition"},{"startTime":1850.473,"endTime":1854.769,"body":"that and I remember and this woman had,"},{"startTime":1850.473,"endTime":1854.769,"body":"like, explosive, whatever."},{"startTime":1854.769,"endTime":1856.563,"body":"We didn't know who went in the bathroom."},{"startTime":1856.563,"endTime":1859.566,"body":"We just knew"},{"startTime":1856.563,"endTime":1859.566,"body":"someone had explosive, you know,"},{"startTime":1859.566,"endTime":1861.776,"body":"And when they"},{"startTime":1859.566,"endTime":1861.776,"body":"and it was a woman who walked out"},{"startTime":1861.776,"endTime":1865.488,"body":"and this guy looks up from his newspaper"},{"startTime":1861.776,"endTime":1865.488,"body":"and says, Hey, you really want for dinner?"},{"startTime":1865.655,"endTime":1868.908,"body":"And I was just"},{"startTime":1865.655,"endTime":1868.908,"body":"we were all like, crying, laughing."},{"startTime":1868.908,"endTime":1871.661,"body":"And she rushed to the next train."},{"startTime":1868.908,"endTime":1871.661,"body":"But anyway."},{"startTime":1871.661,"endTime":1876.04,"body":"Cause nobody wants to be accused."},{"startTime":1876.124,"endTime":1877.959,"body":"But I mean, for him to point that out,"},{"startTime":1876.124,"endTime":1877.959,"body":"I don't know."},{"startTime":1877.959,"endTime":1882.171,"body":"That is not in your said"},{"startTime":1877.959,"endTime":1882.171,"body":"I hadn't gone on yet."},{"startTime":1882.255,"endTime":1883.506,"body":"I hadn't gotten to New York yet."},{"startTime":1883.506,"endTime":1885.717,"body":"This is from Boston to New York, New York."},{"startTime":1885.717,"endTime":1888.72,"body":"And then Jerry Seinfeld"},{"startTime":1885.717,"endTime":1888.72,"body":"stepped on your toes."},{"startTime":1888.72,"endTime":1890.763,"body":"I know, but I guess. Yeah, Yeah."},{"startTime":1890.763,"endTime":1893.141,"body":"It all led to how much many women."},{"startTime":1893.141,"endTime":1899.939,"body":"And I"},{"startTime":1899.981,"endTime":1901.399,"body":"going to go ahead"},{"startTime":1899.981,"endTime":1901.399,"body":"and say that this is okay"},{"startTime":1901.399,"endTime":1905.987,"body":"to mention"},{"startTime":1901.399,"endTime":1905.987,"body":"that David's owes you $5,000, David Spade,"},{"startTime":1906.07,"endTime":1906.863,"body":"don't you think? Yeah."},{"startTime":1906.863,"endTime":1908.781,"body":"For lifting material."},{"startTime":1908.781,"endTime":1909.407,"body":"You know me."},{"startTime":1909.407,"endTime":1909.616,"body":"I am."},{"startTime":1909.616,"endTime":1912.619,"body":"I I hang on to a grudge like a mother..."},{"startTime":1912.66,"endTime":1917.04,"body":"You're going to come with me"},{"startTime":1912.66,"endTime":1917.04,"body":"to the Irvine Improv or Ontario?"},{"startTime":1917.123,"endTime":1919.751,"body":"Let's go. We're going to confront him."},{"startTime":1919.751,"endTime":1920.293,"body":"Make him give."},{"startTime":1920.293,"endTime":1922.67,"body":"Because you know what? Even,"},{"startTime":1920.293,"endTime":1922.67,"body":"you know, 5000."},{"startTime":1922.67,"endTime":1925.173,"body":"It should be more"},{"startTime":1922.67,"endTime":1925.173,"body":"than. Yeah, well, first of all."},{"startTime":1925.173,"endTime":1927.258,"body":"Okay. Okay."},{"startTime":1927.342,"endTime":1927.8,"body":"Robin"},{"startTime":1927.8,"endTime":1930.929,"body":"Williams, who was an amazing performer."},{"startTime":1930.929,"endTime":1931.262,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":1931.262,"endTime":1936.1,"body":"And yeah, but he like,"},{"startTime":1931.262,"endTime":1936.1,"body":"you know, inadvertently, I believe,"},{"startTime":1936.1,"endTime":1940.605,"body":"probably inadvertently was taking material"},{"startTime":1936.1,"endTime":1940.605,"body":"from comics constantly."},{"startTime":1940.688,"endTime":1946.235,"body":"So he was kind of comics take him aside"},{"startTime":1940.688,"endTime":1946.235,"body":"and say, Hey, that was Steve"},{"startTime":1946.235,"endTime":1950.156,"body":"Perles bit, that was Jeremy Kramer's,"},{"startTime":1946.235,"endTime":1950.156,"body":"but you owe him money."},{"startTime":1950.239,"endTime":1954.16,"body":"And so he would honestly, Robin"},{"startTime":1950.239,"endTime":1954.16,"body":"Williams would take out his checkbook"},{"startTime":1954.41,"endTime":1955.703,"body":"and say, you know, I'm sorry about that."},{"startTime":1955.703,"endTime":1958.331,"body":"I'm get I'm paying you,"},{"startTime":1955.703,"endTime":1958.331,"body":"I'm giving you a check."},{"startTime":1958.331,"endTime":1960.291,"body":"And so"},{"startTime":1960.291,"endTime":1962.335,"body":"David Spade stole your shit."},{"startTime":1962.335,"endTime":1963.461,"body":"He owes you check."},{"startTime":1963.461,"endTime":1964.003,"body":"Yeah, right."},{"startTime":1964.003,"endTime":1967.215,"body":"He stole your jokes. Yeah, yeah, yeah."},{"startTime":1967.298,"endTime":1968.299,"body":"In what capacity?"},{"startTime":1968.299,"endTime":1971.511,"body":"Like he saw you tell them,"},{"startTime":1968.299,"endTime":1971.511,"body":"and then you saw him tell them."},{"startTime":1971.511,"endTime":1973.763,"body":"Well, then he did it on Saturday night."},{"startTime":1973.763,"endTime":1975.098,"body":"We did it on television."},{"startTime":1975.098,"endTime":1977.85,"body":"We did. The Gap Girls,"},{"startTime":1975.098,"endTime":1977.85,"body":"and it was like. Oh."},{"startTime":1977.85,"endTime":1979.852,"body":"Shit, that's a big bit."},{"startTime":1979.852,"endTime":1983.314,"body":"always feel bad if we talk about it,"},{"startTime":1979.852,"endTime":1983.314,"body":"we're like, Oh, she's bitter."},{"startTime":1983.398,"endTime":1985.65,"body":"Well, who gives a shit? You're owed."},{"startTime":1985.65,"endTime":1986.401,"body":"All right."},{"startTime":1986.401,"endTime":1986.901,"body":"Package."},{"startTime":1986.901,"endTime":1990.196,"body":"Like, if you're submitting these days,"},{"startTime":1986.901,"endTime":1990.196,"body":"which I don't know what you look like,"},{"startTime":1990.196,"endTime":1992.49,"body":"but if you write, you're not even going"},{"startTime":1990.196,"endTime":1992.49,"body":"to. You're."},{"startTime":1992.49,"endTime":1993.324,"body":"You're considered."},{"startTime":1993.324,"endTime":1994.033,"body":"Oh, I was."},{"startTime":1994.033,"endTime":1996.369,"body":"You know, he saw me do it on stage."},{"startTime":1996.369,"endTime":1997.078,"body":"Yeah. Yeah."},{"startTime":1997.078,"endTime":1998.579,"body":"You submitted."},{"startTime":1998.579,"endTime":2001.541,"body":"They say they own it, whatever you submit."},{"startTime":2001.541,"endTime":2006.337,"body":"And then if you see the sketch on there"},{"startTime":2001.541,"endTime":2006.337,"body":"and I can prove it, then they or you"},{"startTime":2006.421,"endTime":2010.383,"body":"see something, the vagueness of like if"},{"startTime":2006.421,"endTime":2010.383,"body":"it's remotely similar, we don't owe you."},{"startTime":2010.466,"endTime":2012.176,"body":"Oh, it's so gross."},{"startTime":2012.176,"endTime":2013.845,"body":"Yeah, we don't owe you much."},{"startTime":2013.845,"endTime":2017.098,"body":"So there's all these ways about how"},{"startTime":2013.845,"endTime":2017.098,"body":"they can use something close to the idea."},{"startTime":2017.098,"endTime":2019.6,"body":"That now you. Don't get to reap anything."},{"startTime":2019.6,"endTime":2021.436,"body":"But what's not even like."},{"startTime":2021.436,"endTime":2023.563,"body":"But I don't care. That's a big deal."},{"startTime":2023.563,"endTime":2025.648,"body":"It's just. You know, that."},{"startTime":2025.648,"endTime":2027.65,"body":"Yeah. Yeah, He shouldn't do that."},{"startTime":2027.65,"endTime":2028.818,"body":"Ari, you have a."},{"startTime":2028.818,"endTime":2031.779,"body":"So he was a he liked my stuff and he was."},{"startTime":2031.779,"endTime":2035.908,"body":"And then, you know, and he like that bit"},{"startTime":2031.779,"endTime":2035.908,"body":"and another bit that I did and I saw,"},{"startTime":2035.908,"endTime":2039.62,"body":"I walked into the improv in Santa monica"},{"startTime":2035.908,"endTime":2039.62,"body":"and saw him doing it"},{"startTime":2039.62,"endTime":2043.332,"body":"word for word and, and I was like,"},{"startTime":2039.62,"endTime":2043.332,"body":"you're doing my best."},{"startTime":2043.332,"endTime":2045.376,"body":"Yeah. Yeah."},{"startTime":2045.376,"endTime":2049.964,"body":"You know, And I was like, If you ever do"},{"startTime":2045.376,"endTime":2049.964,"body":"my material again, I'll kill you."},{"startTime":2049.964,"endTime":2051.966,"body":"He's like, what? And then."},{"startTime":2051.966,"endTime":2053.676,"body":"I mean, so he apologized."},{"startTime":2053.676,"endTime":2055.219,"body":"Open forum goes on, you know."},{"startTime":2055.219,"endTime":2058.598,"body":"And then I told him about"},{"startTime":2055.219,"endTime":2058.598,"body":"you Did The Gap Girls is mine."},{"startTime":2058.639,"endTime":2059.64,"body":"He says, I know, I know."},{"startTime":2059.64,"endTime":2061.017,"body":"I needed something. Oh, my God."},{"startTime":2061.017,"endTime":2062.894,"body":"Horrible. That's not okay."},{"startTime":2062.894,"endTime":2065.063,"body":"You get on the show and call me."},{"startTime":2065.063,"endTime":2066.355,"body":"But then he never."},{"startTime":2066.355,"endTime":2069.317,"body":"Yeah, well,"},{"startTime":2066.355,"endTime":2069.317,"body":"now it's time for David Spade to pay up."},{"startTime":2069.317,"endTime":2072.111,"body":"I don't give a shit."},{"startTime":2069.317,"endTime":2072.111,"body":"And you know something?"},{"startTime":2072.111,"endTime":2074.28,"body":"You know it's not okay."},{"startTime":2074.363,"endTime":2075.531,"body":"I was doing what's."},{"startTime":2075.531,"endTime":2077.95,"body":"That's a big, big. Bit"},{"startTime":2075.531,"endTime":2077.95,"body":"entertainment person."},{"startTime":2077.95,"endTime":2079.911,"body":"And he acknowledged. He acknowledged you."},{"startTime":2079.911,"endTime":2083.623,"body":"Saw him performing at live at the Improv"},{"startTime":2079.911,"endTime":2083.623,"body":"and then again on television."},{"startTime":2083.664,"endTime":2086.542,"body":"But before that"},{"startTime":2083.664,"endTime":2086.542,"body":"I think it was yeah, two different."},{"startTime":2086.542,"endTime":2089.17,"body":"Bits. So he gets residuals from that."},{"startTime":2089.17,"endTime":2090.546,"body":"That belongs to you."},{"startTime":2090.546,"endTime":2093.257,"body":"And, and I want to tell Gallagher."},{"startTime":2093.257,"endTime":2095.468,"body":"Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah."},{"startTime":2093.257,"endTime":2095.468,"body":"And you know something?"},{"startTime":2095.468,"endTime":2096.803,"body":"It kept like."},{"startTime":2096.803,"endTime":2098.763,"body":"That looks really good. You should get it."},{"startTime":2098.763,"endTime":2102.767,"body":"SALESGIRL Yeah, and,"},{"startTime":2098.763,"endTime":2102.767,"body":"you know, and I want to just say, like,"},{"startTime":2102.767,"endTime":2107.23,"body":"what a big talker I am because I said"},{"startTime":2102.767,"endTime":2107.23,"body":"to Jannn, I'm going to go confront him."},{"startTime":2107.23,"endTime":2110.066,"body":"And then she said is in Irvine."},{"startTime":2107.23,"endTime":2110.066,"body":"And I said, That's too far to go."},{"startTime":2110.066,"endTime":2112.11,"body":"Hey, hey."},{"startTime":2112.11,"endTime":2115.113,"body":"And that's what a shitbag I am."},{"startTime":2115.321,"endTime":2117.49,"body":"Jannn,"},{"startTime":2115.321,"endTime":2117.49,"body":"I'm not going to put up with this shit."},{"startTime":2117.49,"endTime":2118.908,"body":"I'm going to confront Spade."},{"startTime":2118.908,"endTime":2121.285,"body":"I know that little asshole."},{"startTime":2118.908,"endTime":2121.285,"body":"I'm going to do it."},{"startTime":2121.285,"endTime":2122.12,"body":"It's in Irvine."},{"startTime":2122.12,"endTime":2124.205,"body":"Okay, Well, I can't go. That's fine."},{"startTime":2124.205,"endTime":2125.915,"body":"I didn't know it was Ontario."},{"startTime":2125.915,"endTime":2127.917,"body":"Oh, that's too far."},{"startTime":2127.917,"endTime":2130.628,"body":"I don't know where anything is,"},{"startTime":2127.917,"endTime":2130.628,"body":"but that's too far to go."},{"startTime":2130.628,"endTime":2134.048,"body":"But if it's any. I don't like it."},{"startTime":2134.132,"endTime":2135.466,"body":"Well, maybe we'll hear from David."},{"startTime":2135.466,"endTime":2137.885,"body":"He'll hear this"},{"startTime":2135.466,"endTime":2137.885,"body":"and be the do the right thing."},{"startTime":2137.885,"endTime":2140.638,"body":"Only the the only funding apart from who."},{"startTime":2140.638,"endTime":2141.806,"body":"Can pay for my root canal."},{"startTime":2141.806,"endTime":2143.933,"body":"From the get shop on SNL."},{"startTime":2143.933,"endTime":2147.77,"body":"As a fan that knows the sketch is"},{"startTime":2147.854,"endTime":2149.48,"body":"is Chris Farley"},{"startTime":2149.48,"endTime":2153.151,"body":"lay off and starving like that's"},{"startTime":2149.48,"endTime":2153.151,"body":"what sold that sketch to anybody."},{"startTime":2153.234,"endTime":2155.82,"body":"Yeah but the whole thing."},{"startTime":2155.82,"endTime":2158.114,"body":"And that's a very memorable thing."},{"startTime":2158.114,"endTime":2160.366,"body":"That's okay. You can cinch it."},{"startTime":2158.114,"endTime":2160.366,"body":"It doesn't fit."},{"startTime":2160.366,"endTime":2163.369,"body":"And I said then and go, Well,"},{"startTime":2160.366,"endTime":2163.369,"body":"it doesn't really fit."},{"startTime":2163.411,"endTime":2163.87,"body":"It's okay."},{"startTime":2163.87,"endTime":2167.373,"body":"You can belt it and change it to cinch you"},{"startTime":2163.87,"endTime":2167.373,"body":"clinch it."},{"startTime":2167.456,"endTime":2169.125,"body":"Yeah. I guess."},{"startTime":2169.125,"endTime":2170.751,"body":"Well, that's yours. That's not okay."},{"startTime":2170.751,"endTime":2174.213,"body":"And you know, there are mugs"},{"startTime":2170.751,"endTime":2174.213,"body":"and I mean, I remember being on there."},{"startTime":2174.255,"endTime":2177.592,"body":"I remember being, you know,"},{"startTime":2174.255,"endTime":2177.592,"body":"having a bad time there, but everyone"},{"startTime":2177.592,"endTime":2182.68,"body":"was trying to come up with their saying,"},{"startTime":2177.592,"endTime":2182.68,"body":"their sketch, their whatever it is."},{"startTime":2182.68,"endTime":2185.391,"body":"And there were a lot of sad attempts to."},{"startTime":2185.391,"endTime":2186.893,"body":"it's a weird business."},{"startTime":2186.893,"endTime":2190.146,"body":"You see, all kinds of people get stuff"},{"startTime":2186.893,"endTime":2190.146,"body":"for whatever reason."},{"startTime":2190.188,"endTime":2192.69,"body":"We were talking earlier, meritocracy"},{"startTime":2190.188,"endTime":2192.69,"body":"and stuff like that."},{"startTime":2192.69,"endTime":2198.529,"body":"Once something like that, that doesn't"},{"startTime":2192.69,"endTime":2198.529,"body":"motivate you to go out and not you."},{"startTime":2198.529,"endTime":2201.157,"body":"But like me, I'm like, that isn't like"},{"startTime":2198.529,"endTime":2201.157,"body":"make me feel like, oh, I should."},{"startTime":2201.157,"endTime":2202.116,"body":"I'm in the right business."},{"startTime":2202.116,"endTime":2202.575,"body":"Look at this."},{"startTime":2202.575,"endTime":2203.993,"body":"That makes me, like, angry."},{"startTime":2203.993,"endTime":2206.078,"body":"Oh, yeah, Yeah. It's shitty."},{"startTime":2206.078,"endTime":2206.579,"body":"Yeah. How are you?"},{"startTime":2206.579,"endTime":2210.458,"body":"Suppose I was in the Young Comedians"},{"startTime":2206.579,"endTime":2210.458,"body":"Special with David Spade and Rob"},{"startTime":2210.458,"endTime":2215.171,"body":"Schneider were in it, but I didn't get he"},{"startTime":2210.458,"endTime":2215.171,"body":"they got picked and I didn't get picked."},{"startTime":2215.254,"endTime":2217.965,"body":"And. And,"},{"startTime":2215.254,"endTime":2217.965,"body":"you know, to go to Saturday Night Live."},{"startTime":2217.965,"endTime":2219.592,"body":"Mm hmm."},{"startTime":2219.675,"endTime":2220.009,"body":"Brad."},{"startTime":2220.009,"endTime":2220.76,"body":"Great."},{"startTime":2220.76,"endTime":2223.429,"body":"He said you're a star. What?"},{"startTime":2223.429,"endTime":2225.556,"body":"He managed you and I said no."},{"startTime":2225.556,"endTime":2227.475,"body":"And he says, he says, Call me."},{"startTime":2227.475,"endTime":2230.269,"body":"We're going to have lunch. Hmm. I'm going"},{"startTime":2227.475,"endTime":2230.269,"body":"to, you know, whatever."},{"startTime":2230.269,"endTime":2234.273,"body":"Then when I call me"},{"startTime":2230.269,"endTime":2234.273,"body":"because all my plate is full and I."},{"startTime":2234.357,"endTime":2239.654,"body":"God, he said, Yeah, Oh, yes."},{"startTime":2239.737,"endTime":2242.114,"body":"And, um, but it's about like that."},{"startTime":2242.114,"endTime":2244.825,"body":"But anyway, we were in the young comedians"},{"startTime":2242.114,"endTime":2244.825,"body":"special."},{"startTime":2244.825,"endTime":2246.077,"body":"Yeah, it was huge."},{"startTime":2246.077,"endTime":2248.204,"body":"From Arizona to."},{"startTime":2248.204,"endTime":2248.496,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":2248.496,"endTime":2249.622,"body":"Well, I mean, I think it was,"},{"startTime":2249.622,"endTime":2253.459,"body":"like, outrageous, like my that my agent"},{"startTime":2249.622,"endTime":2253.459,"body":"even repeated what Daniel CALLISON said."},{"startTime":2253.459,"endTime":2256.671,"body":"Like, when I saw him,"},{"startTime":2253.459,"endTime":2256.671,"body":"I said, or wherever he goes, Well,"},{"startTime":2256.671,"endTime":2258.965,"body":"you know, cause I had to send him a tape"},{"startTime":2256.671,"endTime":2258.965,"body":"after I got on."},{"startTime":2258.965,"endTime":2261.217,"body":"And then, you know, so I said I didn't."},{"startTime":2261.217,"endTime":2262.927,"body":"And then I had to send him a tape again."},{"startTime":2262.927,"endTime":2264.095,"body":"And then?"},{"startTime":2264.095,"endTime":2267.723,"body":"Then, then he goes, Well, you know,"},{"startTime":2264.095,"endTime":2267.723,"body":"it would be okay if a guy was doing this."},{"startTime":2267.723,"endTime":2268.683,"body":"But I don't know."},{"startTime":2268.683,"endTime":2272.561,"body":"It just seems weird for a girl, for a"},{"startTime":2268.683,"endTime":2272.561,"body":"woman to be saying these things, whatever."},{"startTime":2272.812,"endTime":2276.899,"body":"And so that's why allegedly why"},{"startTime":2272.812,"endTime":2276.899,"body":"I didn't get it in my in at the time."},{"startTime":2276.899,"endTime":2280.653,"body":"It was it really made me laugh"},{"startTime":2276.899,"endTime":2280.653,"body":"because I, I think I was at ICM"},{"startTime":2280.736,"endTime":2284.407,"body":"and the comedy agent at that"},{"startTime":2280.736,"endTime":2284.407,"body":"time told me this,"},{"startTime":2284.407,"endTime":2285.449,"body":"and I'm going to say what his name is."},{"startTime":2285.449,"endTime":2288.369,"body":"But then I saw him again. What?"},{"startTime":2288.369,"endTime":2288.828,"body":"Oh no."},{"startTime":2288.828,"endTime":2291.622,"body":"Oh, then I saw him again"},{"startTime":2288.828,"endTime":2291.622,"body":"at like the Just For Laughs Festival."},{"startTime":2291.622,"endTime":2293.291,"body":"And he goes, Well, you're so funny."},{"startTime":2293.291,"endTime":2295.96,"body":"You know, we've got I'd like to try again"},{"startTime":2293.291,"endTime":2295.96,"body":"with this. And a rabbi."},{"startTime":2295.96,"endTime":2299.505,"body":"And I said, I haven't been at the agency"},{"startTime":2295.96,"endTime":2299.505,"body":"for three years."},{"startTime":2299.588,"endTime":2301.424,"body":"Oh my God."},{"startTime":2301.507,"endTime":2304.51,"body":"Yeah, yeah."},{"startTime":2304.51,"endTime":2306.22,"body":"That's so bad. 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Yeah."},{"startTime":2318.482,"endTime":2320.609,"body":"It's shitty."},{"startTime":2320.609,"endTime":2321.319,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":2321.319,"endTime":2321.652,"body":"I did."},{"startTime":2321.652,"endTime":2326.157,"body":"The young comedians tonight Show"},{"startTime":2321.652,"endTime":2326.157,"body":"and something else."},{"startTime":2326.24,"endTime":2330.911,"body":"And then the guy took over"},{"startTime":2326.24,"endTime":2330.911,"body":"at William Morris for this other guy"},{"startTime":2330.995,"endTime":2333.914,"body":"who left, who was a big fan,"},{"startTime":2333.914,"endTime":2336.876,"body":"said, uh, nobody's going to hire you."},{"startTime":2336.876,"endTime":2337.084,"body":"You're."},{"startTime":2337.084,"endTime":2338.21,"body":"You're washed up."},{"startTime":2338.21,"endTime":2341.047,"body":"And I'm like, What's that? 30?"},{"startTime":2341.047,"endTime":2343.049,"body":"Oh, what a bunch of shit."},{"startTime":2343.049,"endTime":2345.426,"body":"And they would never say that to a man."},{"startTime":2343.049,"endTime":2345.426,"body":"Never, ever."},{"startTime":2345.426,"endTime":2347.72,"body":"I mean, guys keep getting chances."},{"startTime":2347.72,"endTime":2349.055,"body":"He had me in his office."},{"startTime":2349.055,"endTime":2352.224,"body":"He'd come, come and we'll talk about it"},{"startTime":2349.055,"endTime":2352.224,"body":"an hour, 45 minute."},{"startTime":2352.266,"endTime":2355.227,"body":"Is that for. 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This guy came in and it's one of"},{"startTime":2368.741,"endTime":2371.577,"body":"those where he's not even looking at me."},{"startTime":2371.577,"endTime":2373.162,"body":"While he's trying."},{"startTime":2373.245,"endTime":2373.913,"body":"To make eye contact."},{"startTime":2373.913,"endTime":2376.374,"body":"I was like, We have this weird, like."},{"startTime":2376.374,"endTime":2377.958,"body":"It's the weirdest. 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Well,"},{"startTime":2458.038,"endTime":2459.79,"body":"I didn't know about this."},{"startTime":2459.79,"endTime":2461.459,"body":"Yeah, Okay."},{"startTime":2461.459,"endTime":2464.295,"body":"Oh, okay. You too. Okay."},{"startTime":2464.295,"endTime":2465.463,"body":"Trying to sell it."},{"startTime":2465.463,"endTime":2466.13,"body":"What is this again?"},{"startTime":2466.13,"endTime":2467.923,"body":"You said the the show."},{"startTime":2467.923,"endTime":2469.341,"body":"It's like a one woman show that I."},{"startTime":2469.341,"endTime":2473.596,"body":"It's a storytelling"},{"startTime":2469.341,"endTime":2473.596,"body":"and stand up and painting, so it's."},{"startTime":2473.637,"endTime":2475.222,"body":"Oh, that's awesome."},{"startTime":2475.222,"endTime":2477.391,"body":"Yeah. 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Definitely."},{"startTime":2497.912,"endTime":2499.079,"body":"No, I will. We're going."},{"startTime":2499.079,"endTime":2502.416,"body":"We'll provide a link to it too, so that"},{"startTime":2499.079,"endTime":2502.416,"body":"people can look at for it and find it."},{"startTime":2502.5,"endTime":2504.668,"body":"Yeah, we're talking. You paint?"},{"startTime":2502.5,"endTime":2504.668,"body":"I like to paint, Lord."},{"startTime":2504.668,"endTime":2506.128,"body":"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah."},{"startTime":2506.128,"endTime":2506.879,"body":"Oh, you do."},{"startTime":2506.879,"endTime":2507.88,"body":"A lot I've been doing."},{"startTime":2507.88,"endTime":2509.84,"body":"No, I did a collage show"},{"startTime":2507.88,"endTime":2509.84,"body":"in the other room."},{"startTime":2509.84,"endTime":2512.551,"body":"It's like I like doing. It in art, but."},{"startTime":2512.551,"endTime":2514.762,"body":"I kind of do."},{"startTime":2514.762,"endTime":2516.263,"body":"I kind. 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Do acrylic?"},{"startTime":2531.445,"endTime":2532.821,"body":"Yeah, you can chat."},{"startTime":2532.821,"endTime":2533.113,"body":"Right?"},{"startTime":2533.113,"endTime":2535.866,"body":"And art, I like I'm too busy concentrating"},{"startTime":2533.113,"endTime":2535.866,"body":"and she wants to be like, so."},{"startTime":2535.866,"endTime":2537.785,"body":"And it's very sad."},{"startTime":2537.785,"endTime":2539.954,"body":"But it's still nice"},{"startTime":2537.785,"endTime":2539.954,"body":"just to be in a room with other people."},{"startTime":2539.954,"endTime":2541.205,"body":"Your friends painting."},{"startTime":2541.205,"endTime":2542.581,"body":"Can we do it here? Yeah."},{"startTime":2542.581,"endTime":2544.375,"body":"Yeah, we will. 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Doesn't do a side."},{"startTime":3464.544,"endTime":3466.754,"body":"Show. You're right."},{"startTime":3466.754,"endTime":3468.047,"body":"Well, Jannn, thank you."},{"startTime":3468.047,"endTime":3469.716,"body":"I want you to do my eulogy."},{"startTime":3469.716,"endTime":3472.677,"body":"Laura has never done her side work, or I."},{"startTime":3472.677,"endTime":3474.596,"body":"Never do. And by the way, people. Laura."},{"startTime":3474.596,"endTime":3476.806,"body":"No, She was a great comic. But she never."},{"startTime":3476.806,"endTime":3478.099,"body":"No, that's true. We're."},{"startTime":3478.099,"endTime":3479.309,"body":"I'm so glad I got to see Jannn."},{"startTime":3479.309,"endTime":3480.768,"body":"All right. And love you and."},{"startTime":3480.768,"endTime":3483.313,"body":"All right."},{"startTime":3480.768,"endTime":3483.313,"body":"We're going to see you again. 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I love you. Bye bye bye."}]}