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I think we have to."},{"startTime":4271.1,"endTime":4272.184,"body":"We have to wrap up."},{"startTime":4272.184,"endTime":4272.476,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":4272.476,"endTime":4273.352,"body":"I want to find out."},{"startTime":4273.352,"endTime":4276.355,"body":"Caitlin,"},{"startTime":4273.352,"endTime":4276.355,"body":"where can people see you stand up from?"},{"startTime":4276.397,"endTime":4277.147,"body":"Watch your."},{"startTime":4277.147,"endTime":4279.566,"body":"stand. 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Amazing to have you."},{"startTime":4303.924,"endTime":4304.258,"body":"Thank you."},{"startTime":4304.258,"endTime":4307.177,"body":"Thank you. It's"},{"startTime":4304.258,"endTime":4307.177,"body":"just such a pleasure to see you. Really."},{"startTime":4307.177,"endTime":4308.762,"body":"I miss you so much."},{"startTime":4308.762,"endTime":4309.471,"body":"Thanks for."},{"startTime":4309.471,"endTime":4311.557,"body":"The. Work in Hanging. Out in the Desert."},{"startTime":4309.471,"endTime":4311.557,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":4311.557,"endTime":4312.308,"body":"Come to an episode."},{"startTime":4312.308,"endTime":4313.559,"body":"Yeah, would be fine."},{"startTime":4313.559,"endTime":4314.56,"body":"Just please, Please."},{"startTime":4314.56,"endTime":4316.02,"body":"In the. 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