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Stay."},{"startTime":1105.02,"endTime":1108.273,"body":"And my brother just gives them my address,"},{"startTime":1105.02,"endTime":1108.273,"body":"and he shows up."},{"startTime":1108.357,"endTime":1112.152,"body":"He's got a duffel bag,"},{"startTime":1108.357,"endTime":1112.152,"body":"and he's got that thick belt for Fitzy."},{"startTime":1112.152,"endTime":1113.862,"body":"what about?"},{"startTime":1113.862,"endTime":1114.404,"body":"I love it."},{"startTime":1114.404,"endTime":1116.198,"body":"Earlier, I used to say"},{"startTime":1116.198,"endTime":1119.827,"body":"So he comes up for the head of the Charles"},{"startTime":1116.198,"endTime":1119.827,"body":"weekend, which is this big boat."},{"startTime":1119.91,"endTime":1120.869,"body":"yeah."},{"startTime":1120.869,"endTime":1123.831,"body":"And so he comes up for that and"},{"startTime":1123.831,"endTime":1126.834,"body":"stayed on the couch until the spring."},{"startTime":1127.084,"endTime":1129.378,"body":"I literally didn't move it."},{"startTime":1129.461,"endTime":1130.879,"body":"My post"},{"startTime":1130.879,"endTime":1134.049,"body":"regatta and but my roommates loved him"},{"startTime":1130.879,"endTime":1134.049,"body":"so much."},{"startTime":1134.049,"endTime":1134.842,"body":"He was so funny."},{"startTime":1134.842,"endTime":1137.177,"body":"he was a bartender at the airport."},{"startTime":1137.177,"endTime":1138.971,"body":"We'd all go to the airport."},{"startTime":1138.971,"endTime":1140.055,"body":"amazing."},{"startTime":1140.055,"endTime":1143.809,"body":"Miss the pre 911 world where you could"},{"startTime":1140.055,"endTime":1143.809,"body":"just go to the airport to go to the bar."},{"startTime":1143.851,"endTime":1146.854,"body":"Yeah, Yeah, right. 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He's out."},{"startTime":3390.887,"endTime":3392.472,"body":"Yeah. And plus. Evening."},{"startTime":3392.472,"endTime":3394.682,"body":"You did. That."},{"startTime":3392.472,"endTime":3394.682,"body":"Sounds like the way he talks."},{"startTime":3394.682,"endTime":3396.351,"body":"Could you find. Me some. Evening?"},{"startTime":3396.351,"endTime":3400.688,"body":"I opened for him, which was a huge"},{"startTime":3396.351,"endTime":3400.688,"body":"pleasure to actually knew I loved him."},{"startTime":3400.688,"endTime":3403.525,"body":"Could not be a nicer human being."},{"startTime":3400.688,"endTime":3403.525,"body":"He two things he said. 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That's right."},{"startTime":3523.686,"endTime":3524.27,"body":"That's right."},{"startTime":3524.27,"endTime":3528.233,"body":"So weird because like, you know, in this"},{"startTime":3524.27,"endTime":3528.233,"body":"country they're really like, you know."},{"startTime":3528.233,"endTime":3531.778,"body":"People might talk, shit, whatever,"},{"startTime":3528.233,"endTime":3531.778,"body":"but like, this is such a community and."},{"startTime":3531.986,"endTime":3534.197,"body":"You know, listen. Be nice. Yeah,"},{"startTime":3531.986,"endTime":3534.197,"body":"they were."},{"startTime":3534.197,"endTime":3535.532,"body":"They were just rude."},{"startTime":3535.532,"endTime":3536.032,"body":"That's true."},{"startTime":3536.032,"endTime":3538.826,"body":"We were like, shut out instantly."},{"startTime":3536.032,"endTime":3538.826,"body":"That was right."},{"startTime":3538.826,"endTime":3541.579,"body":"I remember that. me. You."},{"startTime":3538.826,"endTime":3541.579,"body":"And who is the other guy?"},{"startTime":3541.579,"endTime":3543.581,"body":"Warren Hutcherson."},{"startTime":3543.581,"endTime":3544.499,"body":"I do, too."},{"startTime":3544.499,"endTime":3545.25,"body":"God damn it."},{"startTime":3545.25,"endTime":3547.585,"body":"There's a lot. Of my son was like."},{"startTime":3547.585,"endTime":3549.754,"body":"Oh, jeez. Okay."},{"startTime":3549.754,"endTime":3552.09,"body":"Yeah,"},{"startTime":3549.754,"endTime":3552.09,"body":"I think this was business class, right?"},{"startTime":3552.09,"endTime":3553.883,"body":"Yeah. 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