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You know what?"},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3712.578,"endTime":3717.287,"body":"You Google it,"},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3712.578,"endTime":3717.287,"body":"you'll go, okay, I'm stunned already."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3717.371,"endTime":3719.204,"body":"I can't wait. I didn't know."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3719.204,"endTime":3721.747,"body":"You were so good"},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3719.204,"endTime":3721.747,"body":"then. Fine. Let's get Scott."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3721.747,"endTime":3722.789,"body":"Can we get your dates?"},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3722.789,"endTime":3726.081,"body":"Just so this is going to come out"},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3722.789,"endTime":3726.081,"body":"next Monday, right?"},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3726.164,"endTime":3729.582,"body":"My Twitter handle is it's"},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3729.665,"endTime":3732.832,"body":"Will Scott Thompson underscore"},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3732.916,"endTime":3734.374,"body":"and Instagram."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3734.374,"endTime":3737.375,"body":"I can't remember what it is."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3734.374,"endTime":3737.375,"body":"We'll probably post it."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3737.375,"endTime":3739.959,"body":"We'll post it with the thing. I'm"},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3737.375,"endTime":3739.959,"body":"the same."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3739.959,"endTime":3742.626,"body":"I didn't know I had Instagram."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3739.959,"endTime":3742.626,"body":"Yeah, Garrett said."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3742.626,"endTime":3745.043,"body":"Yeah, I've been putting stuff up"},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3742.626,"endTime":3745.043,"body":"through my young husband."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3745.043,"endTime":3751.92,"body":"My child bride has been putting"},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3745.043,"endTime":3751.92,"body":"shit on Instagram for me."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3752.003,"endTime":3752.795,"body":"I need a child."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3752.795,"endTime":3754.254,"body":"Right?"},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3754.254,"endTime":3759.171,"body":"So is there a like you have a"},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3754.254,"endTime":3759.171,"body":"do you have a website or just"},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3759.171,"endTime":3762.172,"body":"where do people find the dates"},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3759.171,"endTime":3762.172,"body":"that you have a website?"},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3762.255,"endTime":3766.673,"body":"my God, I,"},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3762.255,"endTime":3766.673,"body":"I have this social media manager, Melanie."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3766.673,"endTime":3769.132,"body":"AVC She's doing a fantastic job."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3769.132,"endTime":3770.674,"body":"I'm so bad at this."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3770.674,"endTime":3774.466,"body":"But we I do have a website"},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3770.674,"endTime":3774.466,"body":"called New Scotland Land."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3774.55,"endTime":3775.425,"body":"Awesome."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3775.425,"endTime":3776.925,"body":"So then so people can go there"},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3776.925,"endTime":3780.259,"body":"and find out where Buddy Cole will be"},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3776.925,"endTime":3780.259,"body":"and everything's there."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3780.259,"endTime":3780.968,"body":"Yeah."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3780.968,"endTime":3784.843,"body":"And it also will keep people it'll keep"},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3780.968,"endTime":3784.843,"body":"to tell people about where the screenplay"},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3784.843,"endTime":3788.052,"body":"is, what part of the process"},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3784.843,"endTime":3788.052,"body":"it's in the development."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3788.177,"endTime":3792.053,"body":"And also I have an album"},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3788.177,"endTime":3792.053,"body":"coming out in the spring"},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3792.095,"endTime":3794.637,"body":"with my band, my old punk band."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3794.637,"endTime":3797.638,"body":"my God, I love that. Amazing."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3797.804,"endTime":3798.68,"body":"You have you back with that."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3798.68,"endTime":3799.555,"body":"that's so great."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3799.555,"endTime":3800.805,"body":"I'm so glad."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3800.805,"endTime":3805.348,"body":"Yeah, it was called out Congress and"},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3800.805,"endTime":3805.348,"body":"the album is called Valley of Song Butte."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3805.348,"endTime":3807.765,"body":"Wonderful. I'm"},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3805.348,"endTime":3807.765,"body":"so glad we got to talk to you."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3807.765,"endTime":3809.057,"body":"You're such an inspiration. Yeah."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3809.057,"endTime":3811.057,"body":"And you're so prolific. It's phenomenal."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3811.057,"endTime":3813.683,"body":"It's like an honor to talk to you"},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3811.057,"endTime":3813.683,"body":"every year. The real life."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3813.683,"endTime":3814.725,"body":"You're the real. Deal."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3814.725,"endTime":3817.475,"body":"You are the real deal. That's the truth."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3817.475,"endTime":3819.351,"body":"Thank you, Scott Thompson,"},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3817.475,"endTime":3819.351,"body":"this is such a pleasure."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3819.351,"endTime":3820.934,"body":"Great night. I can't wait to see you soon."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3820.934,"endTime":3823.268,"body":"I can't wait to see you both in Rio."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3820.934,"endTime":3823.268,"body":"I know I will."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3823.268,"endTime":3825.935,"body":"I will."},{"speaker":"at like 3","startTime":3823.268,"endTime":3825.935,"body":"You got to come now. I'll be there soon."}]}