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Yeah, right."},{"startTime":2159.74,"endTime":2160.95,"body":"But everything is."},{"startTime":2160.95,"endTime":2163.703,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":2163.703,"endTime":2165.955,"body":"I mean, I've never gone to clown college,"},{"startTime":2165.955,"endTime":2169.876,"body":"but I have that stupid magic character"},{"startTime":2165.955,"endTime":2169.876,"body":"that I do."},{"startTime":2169.959,"endTime":2170.376,"body":"Sure."},{"startTime":2170.376,"endTime":2175.173,"body":"I mean, we're doing it in New York once"},{"startTime":2170.376,"endTime":2175.173,"body":"and after the show,"},{"startTime":2175.173,"endTime":2176.507,"body":"like a couple of people with."},{"startTime":2176.507,"endTime":2178.301,"body":"So you what? 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I can't."},{"startTime":2242.281,"endTime":2244.45,"body":"Even if I could minimize it"},{"startTime":2242.281,"endTime":2244.45,"body":"as much as I can."},{"startTime":2244.45,"endTime":2246.369,"body":"Yeah, Yeah, that's cool."},{"startTime":2246.369,"endTime":2248.955,"body":"We went"},{"startTime":2246.369,"endTime":2248.955,"body":"and saw a professional magician, but"},{"startTime":2248.955,"endTime":2252.416,"body":"it was at a church to watch this amazing"},{"startTime":2248.955,"endTime":2252.416,"body":"magic show."},{"startTime":2252.416,"endTime":2255.544,"body":"And then the last 20 minutes"},{"startTime":2252.416,"endTime":2255.544,"body":"were like a full sermon."},{"startTime":2255.628,"endTime":2259.131,"body":"Yeah. no."},{"startTime":2255.628,"endTime":2259.131,"body":"that's so awful. With witchcraft."},{"startTime":2259.131,"endTime":2262.426,"body":"And then. 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It's"},{"startTime":2313.269,"endTime":2315.688,"body":"very showy."},{"startTime":2315.688,"endTime":2317.857,"body":"Yeah, I don't know. It's very evangelical."},{"startTime":2317.857,"endTime":2318.941,"body":"That sounds like clowning."},{"startTime":2318.941,"endTime":2321.944,"body":"More like clowning to me."},{"startTime":2321.944,"endTime":2323.237,"body":"Yeah, that's more like."},{"startTime":2323.237,"endTime":2325.781,"body":"That's clowning. It's very leap of faith."},{"startTime":2325.781,"endTime":2326.866,"body":"That's all I can think of."},{"startTime":2326.866,"endTime":2328.993,"body":"I just see Steve Martin,"},{"startTime":2326.866,"endTime":2328.993,"body":"like, from hustling."},{"startTime":2328.993,"endTime":2329.994,"body":"Yeah, Yeah."},{"startTime":2329.994,"endTime":2331.37,"body":"And blazer."},{"startTime":2331.37,"endTime":2333.873,"body":"Yeah. 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I mean."},{"startTime":2854.434,"endTime":2855.06,"body":"I couldn't have."},{"startTime":2855.06,"endTime":2858.897,"body":"I don't want anybody"},{"startTime":2855.06,"endTime":2858.897,"body":"looking at the internet to find out about."},{"startTime":2858.981,"endTime":2859.398,"body":"okay."},{"startTime":2859.398,"endTime":2863.944,"body":"So is there a mailing list"},{"startTime":2859.398,"endTime":2863.944,"body":"people could get?"},{"startTime":2864.027,"endTime":2864.903,"body":"Do you have a problem."},{"startTime":2864.903,"endTime":2866.446,"body":"Manual tomorrow with Brown?"},{"startTime":2866.446,"endTime":2868.657,"body":"Lynch is an Instagram site. Great."},{"startTime":2868.657,"endTime":2871.243,"body":"Yes. 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