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I don't know."},{"startTime":3167.831,"endTime":3170.542,"body":"I don't know that much about"},{"startTime":3167.831,"endTime":3170.542,"body":"whoever is new."},{"startTime":3170.542,"endTime":3172.794,"body":"I'm just like in the dark ages."},{"startTime":3172.794,"endTime":3174.045,"body":"So many too."},{"startTime":3174.045,"endTime":3177.09,"body":"It's like every four months,"},{"startTime":3174.045,"endTime":3177.09,"body":"I'll be ten new comics,"},{"startTime":3177.09,"endTime":3178.967,"body":"and four of them will be amazing."},{"startTime":3178.967,"endTime":3181.094,"body":"And I'm like, Why aren't you famous?"},{"startTime":3181.094,"endTime":3182.554,"body":"And they're like, Why are you famous?"},{"startTime":3182.554,"endTime":3184.181,"body":"Yeah, No, that."},{"startTime":3184.181,"endTime":3185.307,"body":"Ha ha. Yeah."},{"startTime":3185.307,"endTime":3187.017,"body":"The thing is, is it's like"},{"startTime":3187.017,"endTime":3191.146,"body":"there's so much talent and Los Angeles"},{"startTime":3187.017,"endTime":3191.146,"body":"is obviously a magnet for it."},{"startTime":3191.146,"endTime":3194.107,"body":"So how did. The show go, though?"},{"startTime":3194.107,"endTime":3195.65,"body":"super fun. Did you?"},{"startTime":3195.65,"endTime":3198.195,"body":"So on the show,"},{"startTime":3195.65,"endTime":3198.195,"body":"do you do, like, a little bit of standup"},{"startTime":3198.195,"endTime":3200.864,"body":"and then you do the game show"},{"startTime":3198.195,"endTime":3200.864,"body":"or game show?"},{"startTime":3200.864,"endTime":3206.077,"body":"But what it is, is it's not even a"},{"startTime":3200.864,"endTime":3206.077,"body":"the it's hashtag wars."},{"startTime":3206.077,"endTime":3208.121,"body":"And it's like at midnight,"},{"startTime":3206.077,"endTime":3208.121,"body":"it's like the old."},{"startTime":3208.121,"endTime":3209.956,"body":"I didn't watch that."},{"startTime":3209.956,"endTime":3212.959,"body":"Well, it was just it's essentially"},{"startTime":3209.956,"endTime":3212.959,"body":"they want you to riff"},{"startTime":3212.959,"endTime":3216.755,"body":"on some hashtag or some viral video."},{"startTime":3216.755,"endTime":3219.841,"body":"And then but mostly because they have"},{"startTime":3219.841,"endTime":3223.094,"body":"hooked you up with a writer"},{"startTime":3219.841,"endTime":3223.094,"body":"and they give you a bunch of suggestions."},{"startTime":3223.094,"endTime":3225.889,"body":"You don't have to worry about it."},{"startTime":3223.094,"endTime":3225.889,"body":"You write whatever you write."},{"startTime":3225.889,"endTime":3227.807,"body":"If you write extra jokes, that's a win."},{"startTime":3227.807,"endTime":3230.518,"body":"You can make your own spin"},{"startTime":3227.807,"endTime":3230.518,"body":"on anything that they wrote."},{"startTime":3230.518,"endTime":3233.355,"body":"And then but in between the."},{"startTime":3233.355,"endTime":3236.358,"body":"The questions, there's riffing."},{"startTime":3236.358,"endTime":3239.486,"body":"okay."},{"startTime":3236.358,"endTime":3239.486,"body":"It's nice when people know each other."},{"startTime":3239.569,"endTime":3240.195,"body":"that's cool."},{"startTime":3240.195,"endTime":3241.571,"body":"Yeah. Yeah."},{"startTime":3241.571,"endTime":3246.117,"body":"I think I made some reference"},{"startTime":3241.571,"endTime":3246.117,"body":"to being Armenian and the Turks."},{"startTime":3246.201,"endTime":3249.871,"body":"And Lori goes, not the Turks again. Ha!"},{"startTime":3249.871,"endTime":3250.872,"body":"That's great."},{"startTime":3250.872,"endTime":3254.709,"body":"Made some reference to her dead"},{"startTime":3250.872,"endTime":3254.709,"body":"dad and I was like, not your dad. Dad."},{"startTime":3254.793,"endTime":3256.962,"body":"Great. Yeah."},{"startTime":3256.962,"endTime":3257.212,"body":"yeah."},{"startTime":3257.212,"endTime":3260.757,"body":"So what got you into the comedy."},{"startTime":3260.84,"endTime":3262.509,"body":"Of Completely fell into it."},{"startTime":3262.509,"endTime":3268.765,"body":"And I was 19 going to college,"},{"startTime":3262.509,"endTime":3268.765,"body":"and my sister, Darla and sister and."},{"startTime":3268.765,"endTime":3271.81,"body":"I love the name Darla,"},{"startTime":3268.765,"endTime":3271.81,"body":"but yeah, you don't hear very often."},{"startTime":3271.81,"endTime":3275.939,"body":"So I went to Madison in Wisconsin."},{"startTime":3276.022,"endTime":3278.733,"body":"And the good town is cool. Cool down."},{"startTime":3278.733,"endTime":3284.572,"body":"But one gig an hour after my first year,"},{"startTime":3284.572,"endTime":3289.369,"body":"second year there with a comedy club"},{"startTime":3284.572,"endTime":3289.369,"body":"in the downtown area, the State Street."},{"startTime":3289.452,"endTime":3290.078,"body":"yeah."},{"startTime":3290.078,"endTime":3293.331,"body":"It was in the basement of"},{"startTime":3293.331,"endTime":3296.334,"body":"essentially"},{"startTime":3293.331,"endTime":3296.334,"body":"just like a pool hall and coke front."},{"startTime":3296.334,"endTime":3298.253,"body":"It was called the State Street. And funny."},{"startTime":3298.253,"endTime":3299.421,"body":"How fantastic."},{"startTime":3299.421,"endTime":3304.509,"body":"Owned the guy who owns the comedy"},{"startTime":3299.421,"endTime":3304.509,"body":"on the state now owned the building,"},{"startTime":3304.592,"endTime":3308.888,"body":"but the club was owned by a guy"},{"startTime":3304.592,"endTime":3308.888,"body":"named Bill Ken Sons brother."},{"startTime":3308.972,"endTime":3310.64,"body":"that's too bad."},{"startTime":3310.724,"endTime":3312.642,"body":"And so the first standup comic"},{"startTime":3312.642,"endTime":3316.563,"body":"I ever saw live and we never saw a standup"},{"startTime":3312.642,"endTime":3316.563,"body":"when I was a kid."},{"startTime":3316.604,"endTime":3317.188,"body":"Jesus."},{"startTime":3317.188,"endTime":3320.191,"body":"And I heckled him. What?"},{"startTime":3317.188,"endTime":3320.191,"body":"He didn't go well."},{"startTime":3320.4,"endTime":3322.11,"body":"Wait a second."},{"startTime":3322.11,"endTime":3323.903,"body":"Expand, please. This is."},{"startTime":3323.903,"endTime":3324.821,"body":"This is the."},{"startTime":3324.821,"endTime":3325.822,"body":"The quiche."},{"startTime":3325.822,"endTime":3329.034,"body":"And this is the, like, just glossing over."},{"startTime":3329.117,"endTime":3329.743,"body":"Yeah. And then."},{"startTime":3329.743,"endTime":3333.246,"body":"Then a bomb, like, took out my car"},{"startTime":3329.743,"endTime":3333.246,"body":"and my car, and then, you know,"},{"startTime":3333.246,"endTime":3339.461,"body":"I had a gig at the bar"},{"startTime":3333.246,"endTime":3339.461,"body":"just glossing over all the shocking parts."},{"startTime":3339.544,"endTime":3341.755,"body":"So Sam Kinison is."},{"startTime":3341.755,"endTime":3343.965,"body":"It's 1984. Yeah."},{"startTime":3343.965,"endTime":3347.135,"body":"And so I'm almost."},{"startTime":3347.218,"endTime":3349.095,"body":"I think I'm 19."},{"startTime":3349.095,"endTime":3349.637,"body":"I know."},{"startTime":3349.637,"endTime":3352.098,"body":"I just turned 90, so this was September."},{"startTime":3352.098,"endTime":3355.727,"body":"And I go to the in the drinking age"},{"startTime":3352.098,"endTime":3355.727,"body":"in Wisconsin at this time is 18."},{"startTime":3355.727,"endTime":3360.398,"body":"So my friends want to go see,"},{"startTime":3360.482,"endTime":3361.274,"body":"16. We"},{"startTime":3361.274,"endTime":3365.445,"body":"get a tiny stage, like normal"},{"startTime":3361.274,"endTime":3365.445,"body":"lo tiny stage."},{"startTime":3365.445,"endTime":3367.906,"body":"Two jobs all around."},{"startTime":3367.906,"endTime":3368.99,"body":"I'm sitting right here."},{"startTime":3368.99,"endTime":3370.283,"body":"I don't even know what two tops means."},{"startTime":3370.283,"endTime":3373.661,"body":"Just a little circle table or two people."},{"startTime":3373.745,"endTime":3375.246,"body":"I don't know that."},{"startTime":3375.246,"endTime":3375.872,"body":"Well, fuck me."},{"startTime":3375.872,"endTime":3376.664,"body":"I know I did."},{"startTime":3376.664,"endTime":3379.417,"body":"I got fired from my first restaurant."},{"startTime":3379.417,"endTime":3382.17,"body":"I was a waitress"},{"startTime":3379.417,"endTime":3382.17,"body":"for 2 seconds and got fired."},{"startTime":3382.17,"endTime":3383.88,"body":"Okay, okay, but go on."},{"startTime":3383.88,"endTime":3385.423,"body":"Yeah, Just a little table. 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Those"},{"startTime":3406.194,"endTime":3407.445,"body":"weird, right?"},{"startTime":3407.445,"endTime":3409.239,"body":"No. No."},{"startTime":3409.239,"endTime":3410.115,"body":"I'm not a fan."},{"startTime":3410.115,"endTime":3412.283,"body":"Not a fan. Never a fan."},{"startTime":3412.283,"endTime":3413.118,"body":"No, no."},{"startTime":3413.118,"endTime":3415.578,"body":"There's no reason to be."},{"startTime":3413.118,"endTime":3415.578,"body":"I mean, his guy had."},{"startTime":3415.578,"endTime":3417.58,"body":"I mean,"},{"startTime":3415.578,"endTime":3417.58,"body":"everyone has a couple of great jokes,"},{"startTime":3417.58,"endTime":3421.751,"body":"and that guy has a couple of great jokes,"},{"startTime":3417.58,"endTime":3421.751,"body":"but he was a mess."},{"startTime":3421.835,"endTime":3423.837,"body":"He was a disaster of a human being."},{"startTime":3423.837,"endTime":3425.63,"body":"Yeah. 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And I think my first dick joke was"},{"startTime":3636.257,"endTime":3639.26,"body":"that I wanted men to be at home"},{"startTime":3636.257,"endTime":3639.26,"body":"barefoot and erect."},{"startTime":3639.385,"endTime":3642.805,"body":"I started with my parents, had"},{"startTime":3643.014,"endTime":3645.975,"body":"this good kneepads and a Frisbee."},{"startTime":3646.1,"endTime":3647.018,"body":"But I had."},{"startTime":3647.018,"endTime":3648.978,"body":"I had a I mean, it wasn't even that long."},{"startTime":3648.978,"endTime":3652.565,"body":"I can't even, like, say that that"},{"startTime":3648.978,"endTime":3652.565,"body":"that I was that good in the beginning."},{"startTime":3652.565,"endTime":3658.404,"body":"But I had a joke about a bald guy"},{"startTime":3652.565,"endTime":3658.404,"body":"at my breast and I was like,"},{"startTime":3658.613,"endTime":3663.951,"body":"this is what it must feel like"},{"startTime":3658.613,"endTime":3663.951,"body":"to breastfeed for way too long."},{"startTime":3664.035,"endTime":3664.744,"body":"I don't mind that."},{"startTime":3664.744,"endTime":3666.037,"body":"Yeah, yeah. That wasn't that."},{"startTime":3666.037,"endTime":3670.041,"body":"That wasn't that long ago, which is said"},{"startTime":3666.037,"endTime":3670.041,"body":"I still bring that up sometimes."},{"startTime":3670.208,"endTime":3673.211,"body":"But anyway, Jackie,"},{"startTime":3673.378,"endTime":3674.045,"body":"you're hilarious."},{"startTime":3674.045,"endTime":3675.38,"body":"We have to have you back again."},{"startTime":3675.38,"endTime":3676.464,"body":"And what we need to know."},{"startTime":3676.464,"endTime":3680.009,"body":"Right? Should we? I need to know"},{"startTime":3680.093,"endTime":3682.804,"body":"what's coming up"},{"startTime":3680.093,"endTime":3682.804,"body":"where people can find out where to go"},{"startTime":3682.804,"endTime":3684.472,"body":"and see you live and all that stuff."},{"startTime":3684.472,"endTime":3686.683,"body":"Okay. Please come and see me live."},{"startTime":3686.683,"endTime":3689.31,"body":"I'm trying to do this thing. Refill rooms."},{"startTime":3689.31,"endTime":3692.313,"body":"sure. Yeah. I just wanted to stand up."},{"startTime":3692.355,"endTime":3697.151,"body":"But it turns out if you were to go my"},{"startTime":3692.355,"endTime":3697.151,"body":"Instagram, you would see me grind it out."},{"startTime":3697.36,"endTime":3698.069,"body":"Sure."},{"startTime":3698.069,"endTime":3701.698,"body":"Opportunity, ladies and gentlemen,"},{"startTime":3698.069,"endTime":3701.698,"body":"to see a lot of clips."},{"startTime":3701.781,"endTime":3703.95,"body":"You want to see what kind of stand up"},{"startTime":3701.781,"endTime":3703.95,"body":"comedy? I do."},{"startTime":3703.95,"endTime":3706.119,"body":"Please go to my Instagram."},{"startTime":3706.202,"endTime":3707.203,"body":"If you go to Jackie Kitchen"},{"startTime":3707.203,"endTime":3710.081,"body":"Dotcom, you can see tour dates"},{"startTime":3707.203,"endTime":3710.081,"body":"and all that stuff."},{"startTime":3710.081,"endTime":3711.04,"body":"Fantastic."},{"startTime":3711.04,"endTime":3712.959,"body":"Not the first week of May."},{"startTime":3712.959,"endTime":3714.836,"body":"I'm going to be in Seattle."},{"startTime":3714.836,"endTime":3715.67,"body":"Awesome."},{"startTime":3715.67,"endTime":3717.505,"body":"Madison, I'm going to be in Pittsburgh."},{"startTime":3717.505,"endTime":3718.673,"body":"I'm going to be in Vermont."},{"startTime":3718.673,"endTime":3720.466,"body":"I'm going to be all over the country."},{"startTime":3720.466,"endTime":3722.301,"body":"But if you go to Jack Yankee dot com,"},{"startTime":3722.301,"endTime":3726.389,"body":"which is also, by the way,"},{"startTime":3722.301,"endTime":3726.389,"body":"I bought Family Pet Ancestry.com."},{"startTime":3726.472,"endTime":3729.475,"body":"You'll like this because you enjoy pet."},{"startTime":3729.517,"endTime":3730.685,"body":"of course."},{"startTime":3730.685,"endTime":3733.563,"body":"Part of ancestry.com"},{"startTime":3730.685,"endTime":3733.563,"body":"I bought because it's funny."},{"startTime":3733.563,"endTime":3735.982,"body":"I brought we bought animal farts."},{"startTime":3735.982,"endTime":3739.152,"body":"Animal parts because it's funny. 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Shit."},{"startTime":3760.214,"endTime":3760.923,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":3760.923,"endTime":3764.761,"body":"Yeah, but family pet ancestry dot"},{"startTime":3760.923,"endTime":3764.761,"body":"com was because I thought,"},{"startTime":3764.844,"endTime":3766.304,"body":"how great would it be if someone was like,"},{"startTime":3766.304,"endTime":3768.765,"body":"I wonder if my cat came over"},{"startTime":3766.304,"endTime":3768.765,"body":"on the Mayflower?"},{"startTime":3768.765,"endTime":3770.475,"body":"it's brilliant. It's fucking brilliant."},{"startTime":3770.475,"endTime":3776.189,"body":"Or is my dog eligible to join the dogs"},{"startTime":3770.475,"endTime":3776.189,"body":"of the American Revolution?"},{"startTime":3776.272,"endTime":3777.231,"body":"Ancestry.com?"},{"startTime":3777.231,"endTime":3778.9,"body":"That's so smart. Yeah."},{"startTime":3778.9,"endTime":3781.402,"body":"And so it just points to Jack location"},{"startTime":3778.9,"endTime":3781.402,"body":"background."},{"startTime":3781.402,"endTime":3784.614,"body":"So you've got a family that Ancestry.com"},{"startTime":3781.402,"endTime":3784.614,"body":"right now."},{"startTime":3784.697,"endTime":3786.115,"body":"You'll see where I'm playing."},{"startTime":3786.115,"endTime":3786.616,"body":"You can watch."},{"startTime":3786.616,"endTime":3787.492,"body":"I have a couple of new."},{"startTime":3787.492,"endTime":3788.993,"body":"New, like, short shorty."},{"startTime":3788.993,"endTime":3790.286,"body":"Short short specials."},{"startTime":3790.286,"endTime":3791.204,"body":"fantastic."},{"startTime":3791.204,"endTime":3794.54,"body":"Minute special called Looking Back,"},{"startTime":3791.204,"endTime":3794.54,"body":"where I tell car jokes"},{"startTime":3794.624,"endTime":3797.627,"body":"into the ass camera of a monster."},{"startTime":3797.668,"endTime":3800.087,"body":"Fantastic."},{"startTime":3800.087,"endTime":3803.341,"body":"Just I hired someone to put their foot"},{"startTime":3800.087,"endTime":3803.341,"body":"on the brake so it's not a snuff film."},{"startTime":3803.424,"endTime":3805.968,"body":"Yeah,"},{"startTime":3803.424,"endTime":3805.968,"body":"but I tell jokes in the in the reverse."},{"startTime":3805.968,"endTime":3807.845,"body":"And then somebody filmed that."},{"startTime":3807.845,"endTime":3810.431,"body":"Yeah, you would. Yeah, yeah, yeah."},{"startTime":3810.431,"endTime":3810.807,"body":"And then."},{"startTime":3810.807,"endTime":3813.351,"body":"Yeah, I want to take that out. Yeah."},{"startTime":3813.351,"endTime":3818.773,"body":"And then the other one I just"},{"startTime":3813.351,"endTime":3818.773,"body":"was those don't tell comedy shorts."},{"startTime":3818.815,"endTime":3821.234,"body":"There's just a 1011 minute set of me"},{"startTime":3821.234,"endTime":3825.404,"body":"just telling a bunch of very old jokes"},{"startTime":3821.234,"endTime":3825.404,"body":"that were never on TV."},{"startTime":3825.404,"endTime":3827.99,"body":"They're on my albums."},{"startTime":3827.99,"endTime":3830.076,"body":"Like, I have five albums. Fantastic."},{"startTime":3830.076,"endTime":3830.66,"body":"But they."},{"startTime":3830.66,"endTime":3834.664,"body":"And then a couple of brand new jokes"},{"startTime":3830.66,"endTime":3834.664,"body":"that if you were to come and see me,"},{"startTime":3834.747,"endTime":3837.416,"body":"by God, you might hear them. Yeah."},{"startTime":3837.416,"endTime":3839.627,"body":"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you for."},{"startTime":3839.627,"endTime":3841.045,"body":"Thank you."},{"startTime":3841.045,"endTime":3842.213,"body":"No, no, no."},{"startTime":3842.213,"endTime":3844.715,"body":"You're so goddamn"},{"startTime":3842.213,"endTime":3844.715,"body":"interesting and funny and smart."},{"startTime":3844.715,"endTime":3846.884,"body":"And like, I, like I."},{"startTime":3846.968,"endTime":3847.885,"body":"I love talking to"},{"startTime":3847.885,"endTime":3851.681,"body":"comics about, you know,"},{"startTime":3847.885,"endTime":3851.681,"body":"why are we doing this shit?"},{"startTime":3851.764,"endTime":3853.057,"body":"Everybody else ties in."},{"startTime":3853.057,"endTime":3854.851,"body":"Nobody should read, plug and play."},{"startTime":3854.851,"endTime":3857.854,"body":"That's why I love the dark horse"},{"startTime":3854.851,"endTime":3857.854,"body":"and not pulling teeth."},{"startTime":3857.854,"endTime":3859.981,"body":"Exactly. Thank you so much."},{"startTime":3859.981,"endTime":3861.274,"body":"Thank you. Jack."}]}