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Man."},{"startTime":1638.345,"endTime":1641.222,"body":"So it wasn't like a thing"},{"startTime":1638.345,"endTime":1641.222,"body":"that resonated with me."},{"startTime":1641.222,"endTime":1642.974,"body":"you're such a brilliant writer."},{"startTime":1642.974,"endTime":1645.852,"body":"I think people really like. 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