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Yeah. Cop."},{"startTime":3636.007,"endTime":3636.758,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":3636.758,"endTime":3641.137,"body":"That's why, like, the 70s were kind of"},{"startTime":3636.758,"endTime":3641.137,"body":"like the golden age of the serial killers."},{"startTime":3641.888,"endTime":3643.931,"body":"what do you think happened to Natalie"},{"startTime":3641.888,"endTime":3643.931,"body":"Wood?"},{"startTime":3643.931,"endTime":3645.725,"body":"Natalie wood? Yeah."},{"startTime":3645.725,"endTime":3646.976,"body":"Do you know who was on that boat?"},{"startTime":3646.976,"endTime":3649.812,"body":"I know it was Christopher Walken,"},{"startTime":3646.976,"endTime":3649.812,"body":"and it was her."},{"startTime":3649.812,"endTime":3651.522,"body":"Husband. Peter and Peter. Lawford."},{"startTime":3651.522,"endTime":3653.566,"body":"No, no, no, Robert Wagner. 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That's it."},{"startTime":3659.405,"endTime":3661.866,"body":"Oh I'm sorry, I, I mean she."},{"startTime":3661.866,"endTime":3664.577,"body":"Was deathly afraid of swimming."},{"startTime":3661.866,"endTime":3664.577,"body":"So how did she end up in the water."},{"startTime":3664.577,"endTime":3665.703,"body":"I don't get it."},{"startTime":3665.703,"endTime":3666.162,"body":"I don't know."},{"startTime":3666.162,"endTime":3667.163,"body":"But Christopher Walken lived right"},{"startTime":3667.163,"endTime":3669.916,"body":"across the street from me in New York City"},{"startTime":3667.163,"endTime":3669.916,"body":"for a. Shut the fuck. Up."},{"startTime":3669.916,"endTime":3671.084,"body":"I could see into his apartment."},{"startTime":3671.084,"endTime":3673.544,"body":"No. Wow. From the front stoop."},{"startTime":3673.544,"endTime":3675.338,"body":"My apartment face the back. Yeah."},{"startTime":3675.338,"endTime":3677.256,"body":"Did he ever say, like I push off the boat?"},{"startTime":3675.338,"endTime":3677.256,"body":"Of course."},{"startTime":3677.256,"endTime":3679.3,"body":"Oh, no. Yeah, I. Got her, of course."},{"startTime":3679.3,"endTime":3684.138,"body":"No, no, I, I, I don't know,"},{"startTime":3679.3,"endTime":3684.138,"body":"I don't know a lot about the Natalie Wood."},{"startTime":3684.138,"endTime":3687.392,"body":"It's so it's so, tragic, but, like, I"},{"startTime":3687.975,"endTime":3691.896,"body":"especially for someone to die in a way"},{"startTime":3687.975,"endTime":3691.896,"body":"that is their biggest fear."},{"startTime":3691.896,"endTime":3693.815,"body":"Yeah. Like, is so horrible."},{"startTime":3693.815,"endTime":3697.694,"body":"Well, and what about,"},{"startTime":3693.815,"endTime":3697.694,"body":"you know, William Shatner's wife,"},{"startTime":3697.694,"endTime":3702.448,"body":"who was an Olympic swimmer,"},{"startTime":3697.694,"endTime":3702.448,"body":"somehow drowned in their pool."},{"startTime":3702.448,"endTime":3703.991,"body":"When did that happen? Why?"},{"startTime":3703.991,"endTime":3705.493,"body":"When was that? In the."},{"startTime":3705.493,"endTime":3708.663,"body":"80s. In the old"},{"startTime":3705.493,"endTime":3708.663,"body":"days. Damn. I'm telling you."},{"startTime":3709.789,"endTime":3710.581,"body":"She hosted a"},{"startTime":3710.581,"endTime":3713.626,"body":"show called rescue 911,"},{"startTime":3710.581,"endTime":3713.626,"body":"and he couldn't rescue one of his own."},{"startTime":3713.626,"endTime":3715.962,"body":"Oh, no. Oh, my God,"},{"startTime":3713.626,"endTime":3715.962,"body":"scared. The shit out of me."},{"startTime":3715.962,"endTime":3717.922,"body":"You should listen to his 911 call."},{"startTime":3717.922,"endTime":3722.552,"body":"My wife is struggling to get to me, but I."},{"startTime":3722.927,"endTime":3726.139,"body":"I know that she's in the white,"},{"startTime":3722.927,"endTime":3726.139,"body":"she's struggling"},{"startTime":3726.264,"endTime":3730.56,"body":"and I don't know what I do for, but I."},{"startTime":3730.56,"endTime":3732.687,"body":"402 yeah,"},{"startTime":3732.687,"endTime":3733.02,"body":"yeah."},{"startTime":3733.02,"endTime":3734.856,"body":"But that was really it that that is true."},{"startTime":3734.856,"endTime":3738.317,"body":"I should I get her out of the water"},{"startTime":3738.317,"endTime":3741.904,"body":"or should I let her keep looking at me?"},{"startTime":3741.904,"endTime":3745.366,"body":"Eric, I can't believe you haven't"},{"startTime":3741.904,"endTime":3745.366,"body":"heard about that day."},{"startTime":3745.366,"endTime":3746.075,"body":"Oh, yeah."},{"startTime":3746.075,"endTime":3748.661,"body":"He let her drown, basically, or whatever."},{"startTime":3748.661,"endTime":3749.579,"body":"Didn't get the sentence."},{"startTime":3749.579,"endTime":3752.29,"body":"I mean, me, that's part of it"},{"startTime":3749.579,"endTime":3752.29,"body":"because of the way you speaking."},{"startTime":3752.29,"endTime":3755.001,"body":"But he didn't do anything to help her,"},{"startTime":3752.29,"endTime":3755.001,"body":"let's put it that way."},{"startTime":3755.001,"endTime":3757.545,"body":"Oh. Like, you. Ever heard that, though?"},{"startTime":3757.545,"endTime":3758.88,"body":"Oh, about that."},{"startTime":3758.88,"endTime":3761.132,"body":"I think everybody should know."},{"startTime":3761.132,"endTime":3763.259,"body":"But it's really the. Truth. Oh my God."},{"startTime":3763.259,"endTime":3767.221,"body":"Okay, well, the next time you're here,"},{"startTime":3763.259,"endTime":3767.221,"body":"I need some answers about Natalie Wood."},{"startTime":3767.388,"endTime":3771.559,"body":"Okay, I'll look into it and I'll look"},{"startTime":3767.388,"endTime":3771.559,"body":"into it, and I will text you my findings."},{"startTime":3771.559,"endTime":3772.81,"body":"Okay? Yes. Thank you."},{"startTime":3772.81,"endTime":3774.937,"body":"I mean, was"},{"startTime":3772.81,"endTime":3774.937,"body":"their motive were was one of. 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No,"},{"startTime":4023.436,"endTime":4025.688,"body":"but they're all like, yes, it's true."},{"startTime":4025.688,"endTime":4027.189,"body":"But the other thing is it's pretty easy"},{"startTime":4027.189,"endTime":4030.109,"body":"for people to get shit hammered"},{"startTime":4027.189,"endTime":4030.109,"body":"and fall off a boat like that. Right?"},{"startTime":4030.109,"endTime":4032.069,"body":"But I think that they have like,"},{"startTime":4030.109,"endTime":4032.069,"body":"precautions"},{"startTime":4032.069,"endTime":4033.571,"body":"on those boats, like alarms that go off."},{"startTime":4033.571,"endTime":4035.364,"body":"Yes, go. Off or whatever."},{"startTime":4035.364,"endTime":4038.325,"body":"And so there was just a reason"},{"startTime":4035.364,"endTime":4038.325,"body":"why they were like, he"},{"startTime":4038.325,"endTime":4041.37,"body":"someone would have had to have pushed him"},{"startTime":4038.325,"endTime":4041.37,"body":"or shoved him over"},{"startTime":4041.37,"endTime":4044.373,"body":"like he could've jumped far enough"},{"startTime":4041.37,"endTime":4044.373,"body":"or something, I don't know."},{"startTime":4044.707,"endTime":4046.751,"body":"so you sort of have interviewed,"},{"startTime":4044.707,"endTime":4046.751,"body":"so I guess."},{"startTime":4046.751,"endTime":4048.711,"body":"I mean, I guess I do"},{"startTime":4046.751,"endTime":4048.711,"body":"sort of know she's not."},{"startTime":4048.711,"endTime":4049.67,"body":"She didn't do anything. Oh, yeah."},{"startTime":4049.67,"endTime":4053.174,"body":"But I was on Dateline"},{"startTime":4049.67,"endTime":4053.174,"body":"and I gave them a photo of my college"},{"startTime":4053.174,"endTime":4056.177,"body":"softball team because me and this girl"},{"startTime":4053.174,"endTime":4056.177,"body":"played on our college intramural."},{"startTime":4056.177,"endTime":4057.678,"body":"We smoked cigarets all we played,"},{"startTime":4057.678,"endTime":4061.599,"body":"and, she I gave them this photo,"},{"startTime":4057.678,"endTime":4061.599,"body":"and I go, can you just not zoom in on me?"},{"startTime":4061.599,"endTime":4063.017,"body":"Because me and the photo is this."},{"startTime":4064.435,"endTime":4066.812,"body":"my eyes"},{"startTime":4064.435,"endTime":4066.812,"body":"are closed, and it's my senior year."},{"startTime":4066.812,"endTime":4069.815,"body":"I've been doing nothing but drinking, and."},{"startTime":4070.066,"endTime":4071.901,"body":"And I go, can you not zoom in on that?"},{"startTime":4071.901,"endTime":4075.237,"body":"And you bet your ass Keith"},{"startTime":4071.901,"endTime":4075.237,"body":"Morrison was going Kara Klenk!"},{"startTime":4075.237,"endTime":4079.7,"body":"No, they do right to my picture"},{"startTime":4075.237,"endTime":4079.7,"body":"and zoom in on my ugly face."},{"startTime":4079.7,"endTime":4081.577,"body":"And there's. No, no. I look terrible."},{"startTime":4081.577,"endTime":4083.537,"body":"I say he's secretly hot."},{"startTime":4083.537,"endTime":4085.623,"body":"Oh, I didn't meet him."},{"startTime":4083.537,"endTime":4085.623,"body":"He just did the voiceover."},{"startTime":4085.623,"endTime":4086.582,"body":"I think he's secretly."},{"startTime":4086.582,"endTime":4088.584,"body":"Keith Morrison"},{"startTime":4086.582,"endTime":4088.584,"body":"I think, yeah, I think he like the."},{"startTime":4088.584,"endTime":4090.086,"body":"Way his voice is so funny."},{"startTime":4090.086,"endTime":4091.754,"body":"I mean, I listen to this podcast"},{"startTime":4090.086,"endTime":4091.754,"body":"that they did"},{"startTime":4091.754,"endTime":4094.298,"body":"called The Truth"},{"startTime":4091.754,"endTime":4094.298,"body":"About Pam Renee Zellweger."},{"startTime":4094.298,"endTime":4095.716,"body":"Or it's called The Truth About Pam."},{"startTime":4095.716,"endTime":4098.719,"body":"It's called what up with Pam"},{"startTime":4095.716,"endTime":4098.719,"body":"or what about Pam or something like that."},{"startTime":4099.095,"endTime":4101.764,"body":"They did a Renee Zellweger did a show"},{"startTime":4099.095,"endTime":4101.764,"body":"where she played the main character,"},{"startTime":4101.764,"endTime":4105.601,"body":"but first it was a podcast and he narrates"},{"startTime":4101.764,"endTime":4105.601,"body":"it and he what a voice for podcast."},{"startTime":4105.935,"endTime":4106.977,"body":"But wasn't he?"},{"startTime":4106.977,"endTime":4108.771,"body":"Isn't he the stepdad? Yes."},{"startTime":4108.771,"endTime":4109.563,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":4109.563,"endTime":4112.358,"body":"Matthew Perry"},{"startTime":4109.563,"endTime":4112.358,"body":"oh that's right, that's right."},{"startTime":4112.358,"endTime":4114.151,"body":"So when he was being interviewed"},{"startTime":4112.358,"endTime":4114.151,"body":"on the news, you know,"},{"startTime":4114.151,"endTime":4116.695,"body":"when a news person is being interviewed,"},{"startTime":4114.151,"endTime":4116.695,"body":"when they are on the news,"},{"startTime":4116.695,"endTime":4118.656,"body":"yeah, they're not just reporting,"},{"startTime":4116.695,"endTime":4118.656,"body":"but they know how to."},{"startTime":4118.656,"endTime":4120.241,"body":"I know how to answer a question like that."},{"startTime":4120.241,"endTime":4121.534,"body":"Yeah, that's my favorite thing."},{"startTime":4121.534,"endTime":4124.036,"body":"like I use person on the news."},{"startTime":4124.036,"endTime":4124.495,"body":"Yeah, yeah."},{"startTime":4124.495,"endTime":4125.538,"body":"It's that's it."},{"startTime":4125.538,"endTime":4128.541,"body":"Kara. We love you to pieces. And we."},{"startTime":4128.624,"endTime":4129.875,"body":"Thank you so much. Great."},{"startTime":4129.875,"endTime":4134.255,"body":"So we, if when people want to go"},{"startTime":4129.875,"endTime":4134.255,"body":"see if they go to Kara, Klenk."},{"startTime":4134.463,"endTime":4135.965,"body":"I go, karaklenk.com."},{"startTime":4135.965,"endTime":4138.008,"body":"And that's got all my social stuff."},{"startTime":4138.008,"endTime":4141.303,"body":"Okay. video from 2016 of me"},{"startTime":4138.008,"endTime":4141.303,"body":"doing stand up."},{"startTime":4141.303,"endTime":4142.805,"body":"If you want to watch that."},{"startTime":4141.303,"endTime":4142.805,"body":"It's pretty good."},{"startTime":4142.805,"endTime":4145.307,"body":"and then. Yeah, if you're in L.A."},{"startTime":4145.307,"endTime":4147.977,"body":"Come to better half comedy"},{"startTime":4145.307,"endTime":4147.977,"body":"and see Laura and Daniel, but."},{"startTime":4147.977,"endTime":4150.271,"body":"Yeah, yeah. Super fun."},{"startTime":4147.977,"endTime":4150.271,"body":"I want together sometime."},{"startTime":4150.271,"endTime":4151.856,"body":"I would love. To be great."},{"startTime":4151.856,"endTime":4153.899,"body":"We'll be sure. Husband and wife."},{"startTime":4151.856,"endTime":4153.899,"body":"You can talk."},{"startTime":4153.899,"endTime":4156.193,"body":"We're also good. Yeah, I love it."},{"startTime":4156.193,"endTime":4157.653,"body":"Don't take our gig that we're."},{"startTime":4157.653,"endTime":4160.156,"body":"The more, the merrier."},{"startTime":4157.653,"endTime":4160.156,"body":"Watch out. Okay, okay."},{"startTime":4160.156,"endTime":4161.907,"body":"Thanks. Thanks for having."},{"startTime":4163.033,"endTime":4163.242,"body":"Fun."}]}