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We should."},{"startTime":3397.185,"endTime":3398.77,"body":"I just want to open a lab."},{"startTime":3398.77,"endTime":3401.773,"body":"Yeah, yeah, just cuz"},{"startTime":3398.77,"endTime":3401.773,"body":"we have a small place that closes."},{"startTime":3402.023,"endTime":3404.651,"body":"You know what? We're."},{"startTime":3402.023,"endTime":3404.651,"body":"Oh, I know no one asks."},{"startTime":3404.651,"endTime":3405.944,"body":"Well, go ahead."},{"startTime":3405.944,"endTime":3406.528,"body":"Noah."},{"startTime":3406.528,"endTime":3407.237,"body":"Well, okay."},{"startTime":3407.237,"endTime":3408.613,"body":"Well, we were saying, like,"},{"startTime":3408.613,"endTime":3411.658,"body":"you know, there weren't like fall down"},{"startTime":3408.613,"endTime":3411.658,"body":"drunks in Ireland like there."},{"startTime":3411.658,"endTime":3415.453,"body":"I mean, I've seen people more drunk, like,"},{"startTime":3411.658,"endTime":3415.453,"body":"you know, in the parking lot"},{"startTime":3415.453,"endTime":3419.082,"body":"at Ralphs or whatever, or just like,"},{"startTime":3415.453,"endTime":3419.082,"body":"you know, just in thing."},{"startTime":3419.29,"endTime":3423.002,"body":"And it's like if if you have something"},{"startTime":3419.29,"endTime":3423.002,"body":"that's all around you"},{"startTime":3423.002,"endTime":3426.172,"body":"don't you don't need it,"},{"startTime":3423.002,"endTime":3426.172,"body":"you know, it's just there."},{"startTime":3426.214,"endTime":3429.217,"body":"Like in Amsterdam, nobody was high,"},{"startTime":3426.214,"endTime":3429.217,"body":"you know, when I was there."},{"startTime":3429.3,"endTime":3430.885,"body":"And so we're saying."},{"startTime":3430.885,"endTime":3433.513,"body":"Would be more like that with the Bible."},{"startTime":3430.885,"endTime":3433.513,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":3433.513,"endTime":3438.601,"body":"So like, you know, just like,"},{"startTime":3433.513,"endTime":3438.601,"body":"you know, if, if, if, pedophiles"},{"startTime":3438.601,"endTime":3442.647,"body":"were always around the Catholic Church,"},{"startTime":3438.601,"endTime":3442.647,"body":"they wouldn't need a young boy."},{"startTime":3445.275,"endTime":3447.193,"body":"Never mind."},{"startTime":3447.193,"endTime":3448.653,"body":"All right. So."},{"startTime":3448.653,"endTime":3451.322,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":3451.322,"endTime":3453.867,"body":"James, we have gotten so fun."},{"startTime":3453.867,"endTime":3456.703,"body":"We've gotten so fun,"},{"startTime":3453.867,"endTime":3456.703,"body":"so drunk and fun. Yeah."},{"startTime":3456.703,"endTime":3459.706,"body":"We're gonna we're so let's."},{"startTime":3459.747,"endTime":3461.541,"body":"We'll do a celebrating up our."},{"startTime":3461.541,"endTime":3462.208,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":3462.208,"endTime":3464.711,"body":"Yeah, we have to"},{"startTime":3462.208,"endTime":3464.711,"body":"we have to have, like, a full night."},{"startTime":3464.711,"endTime":3467.255,"body":"James Fritz."},{"startTime":3467.255,"endTime":3468.089,"body":"What? Yes."},{"startTime":3468.089,"endTime":3470.175,"body":"All of your fans should go. To what?"},{"startTime":3470.175,"endTime":3472.218,"body":"To see you to know we're playing next."},{"startTime":3472.218,"endTime":3474.846,"body":"On the line."},{"startTime":3474.846,"endTime":3475.763,"body":"We love you, James."},{"startTime":3475.763,"endTime":3478.766,"body":"where can people find you?"},{"startTime":3478.892,"endTime":3480.894,"body":"The website James Butts comic."},{"startTime":3480.894,"endTime":3484.481,"body":"I'm at Fritz's dad on Instagram and"},{"startTime":3486.065,"endTime":3488.86,"body":"Twitter. Yes."},{"startTime":3488.86,"endTime":3490.778,"body":"And I'm going to get on TikTok."},{"startTime":3490.778,"endTime":3493.781,"body":"Where are they after? It's bad. Okay."},{"startTime":3494.115,"endTime":3494.741,"body":"I'm on. There."},{"startTime":3494.741,"endTime":3497.535,"body":"I have one video and I'm like, yeah."},{"startTime":3494.741,"endTime":3497.535,"body":"I have one."},{"startTime":3497.535,"endTime":3500.205,"body":"I can't handle it. Yeah."},{"startTime":3500.205,"endTime":3501.706,"body":"Let me get my team."},{"startTime":3501.706,"endTime":3503.5,"body":"I'm Yeah."},{"startTime":3503.5,"endTime":3505.293,"body":"I wrap it up. I gotta get on a plane."},{"startTime":3505.293,"endTime":3506.336,"body":"Okay. Love you guys."},{"startTime":3506.336,"endTime":3509.339,"body":"Thank you. sorry. My name."},{"startTime":3509.797,"endTime":3512.383,"body":"That's the first time"},{"startTime":3509.797,"endTime":3512.383,"body":"I ever wanted to wrap it up."},{"startTime":3512.383,"endTime":3513.259,"body":"I'm in a game."},{"startTime":3513.259,"endTime":3515.678,"body":"So to speak. I'm endgame."},{"startTime":3515.678,"endTime":3518.139,"body":"Ready? Game jam. Say."},{"startTime":3518.139,"endTime":3520.6,"body":"Every five minutes of my day,"},{"startTime":3518.139,"endTime":3520.6,"body":"I'm going to games."},{"startTime":3520.6,"endTime":3522.936,"body":"All right. That's how he called you. Yeah."}]}