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What? I. I do that for money."},{"speaker":"We had the one and the 1","startTime":3603.099,"endTime":3605.059,"body":"What"},{"speaker":"We had the one and the 1","startTime":3605.059,"endTime":3608.146,"body":"for? And, I used to go to the Catskills"},{"speaker":"We had the one and the 1","startTime":3605.059,"endTime":3608.146,"body":"all the time."},{"speaker":"We had the one and the 1","startTime":3608.187,"endTime":3610.732,"body":"Oh, my God, I opened for him."},{"speaker":"We had the one and the 1","startTime":3610.732,"endTime":3612.984,"body":"Was it a girl? 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