{"version":"1.0.0","segments":[{"startTime":9.801,"endTime":10.593,"body":"it is"},{"startTime":10.593,"endTime":13.638,"body":"so great to be here with a good, good"},{"startTime":10.593,"endTime":13.638,"body":"friend."},{"startTime":13.68,"endTime":15.432,"body":"A man with so many talents."},{"startTime":15.432,"endTime":17.308,"body":"I'm bound to forget a few."},{"startTime":17.308,"endTime":21.146,"body":"He is a seaweed diver, a private dancer,"},{"startTime":21.813,"endTime":24.816,"body":"a unlicensed auctioneer."},{"startTime":25.233,"endTime":26.484,"body":"Underwater welder."},{"startTime":26.484,"endTime":32.115,"body":"Underwater welder, actor,"},{"startTime":26.484,"endTime":32.115,"body":"comic, writer, producer."},{"startTime":32.449,"endTime":34.325,"body":"Gadfly. Gadfly."},{"startTime":34.325,"endTime":38.663,"body":"the beautiful and brilliant Dave"},{"startTime":34.325,"endTime":38.663,"body":"Koechner."},{"startTime":38.872,"endTime":41.708,"body":"Yay! Yay, Mr. gadfly."},{"startTime":41.708,"endTime":44.711,"body":"God bless you. Has it been."},{"startTime":44.878,"endTime":45.795,"body":"Ten years?"},{"startTime":45.795,"endTime":48.298,"body":"Yes, I am 25."},{"startTime":48.298,"endTime":50.717,"body":"But always I like to say ten."},{"startTime":50.717,"endTime":53.136,"body":"I don't know is the."},{"startTime":53.136,"endTime":54.804,"body":"Thing I remember."},{"startTime":54.804,"endTime":58.516,"body":"Oh. the reading of your"},{"startTime":59.601,"endTime":60.602,"body":"script."},{"startTime":60.602,"endTime":62.437,"body":"oh. Damn."},{"startTime":62.437,"endTime":67.15,"body":"000, that was we actually,"},{"startTime":68.151,"endTime":70.403,"body":"we mean that we did the, like the sketch."},{"startTime":70.403,"endTime":73.323,"body":"Did we read it to. Like, a like a stage?"},{"startTime":73.323,"endTime":74.24,"body":"Oh, God. Man."},{"startTime":74.24,"endTime":77.535,"body":"Okay, I guess it must have been at least"},{"startTime":74.24,"endTime":77.535,"body":"ten years ago, but Dave."},{"startTime":77.535,"endTime":78.703,"body":"Wrote a spaceship."},{"startTime":78.703,"endTime":81.998,"body":"Dave was, in, an exposition seven,"},{"startTime":81.998,"endTime":85.585,"body":"which was a short, that I made."},{"startTime":85.877,"endTime":91.591,"body":"And it was based"},{"startTime":85.877,"endTime":91.591,"body":"on, the movie sphere with Sharon Stone"},{"startTime":91.591,"endTime":96.805,"body":"and Dustin Hoffman and Samuel L Jackson,"},{"startTime":91.591,"endTime":96.805,"body":"and had so much backstory"},{"startTime":97.347,"endTime":99.808,"body":"that I wrote this thing"},{"startTime":97.347,"endTime":99.808,"body":"called Exposition seven,"},{"startTime":99.808,"endTime":102.936,"body":"because I swear to God, like,"},{"startTime":99.808,"endTime":102.936,"body":"they were looking at each other in a scene"},{"startTime":102.936,"endTime":105.021,"body":"and their eyes were like, just fluttering."},{"startTime":105.021,"endTime":106.106,"body":"The lids are fluttering."},{"startTime":106.106,"endTime":108.316,"body":"Yeah. It was so much backstory."},{"startTime":108.316,"endTime":110.318,"body":"Yeah, yeah, it was a lot."},{"startTime":110.318,"endTime":112.403,"body":"Like we all met not long ago."},{"startTime":112.403,"endTime":115.031,"body":"I'd like to say that I'm shooting"},{"startTime":112.403,"endTime":115.031,"body":"whatever."},{"startTime":115.031,"endTime":115.657,"body":"That movie."},{"startTime":115.657,"endTime":117.7,"body":"Yeah. Anchorman, man."},{"startTime":117.7,"endTime":118.409,"body":"Doing."},{"startTime":118.409,"endTime":120.203,"body":"Oh. Exposition seven or."},{"startTime":120.203,"endTime":123.206,"body":"But also Cat demon two. Whatever we did."},{"startTime":123.331,"endTime":124.29,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":124.29,"endTime":127.544,"body":"I always, you know,"},{"startTime":124.29,"endTime":127.544,"body":"when I, when I meet a friend"},{"startTime":127.752,"endTime":132.132,"body":"who is brilliant like Dave,"},{"startTime":127.752,"endTime":132.132,"body":"I just abused their talent and put them in"},{"startTime":132.132,"endTime":133.299,"body":"whatever I write"},{"startTime":133.299,"endTime":136.845,"body":"and whatever I write usually doesn't"},{"startTime":133.299,"endTime":136.845,"body":"go anywhere, but I at least shoot it."},{"startTime":137.512,"endTime":141.724,"body":"And so Dave is like the star of, of"},{"startTime":137.512,"endTime":141.724,"body":"of so many things."},{"startTime":141.724,"endTime":144.811,"body":"Dave, do you remember, in."},{"startTime":144.894,"endTime":147.981,"body":"Well, first of all,"},{"startTime":144.894,"endTime":147.981,"body":"I should say, because you're amazing,"},{"startTime":147.981,"endTime":151.192,"body":"you've been on The Goldbergs"},{"startTime":147.981,"endTime":151.192,"body":"and an anchor, man, I want to know"},{"startTime":151.192,"endTime":155.28,"body":"what ever happened"},{"startTime":151.192,"endTime":155.28,"body":"to, Steve Carell and Will Ferrell."},{"startTime":156.781,"endTime":159.742,"body":"I think they moved, to the Midwest."},{"startTime":159.742,"endTime":161.452,"body":"Okay, people."},{"startTime":161.452,"endTime":164.08,"body":"And you've got several plots of land."},{"startTime":164.08,"endTime":167.083,"body":"Okay. and. Well, Well,"},{"startTime":164.08,"endTime":167.083,"body":"I shouldn't say this."},{"startTime":167.458,"endTime":170.42,"body":"Okay, I'll just."},{"startTime":170.587,"endTime":171.921,"body":"I think what."},{"startTime":171.921,"endTime":175.55,"body":"The Chinese are buying up in us"},{"startTime":171.921,"endTime":175.55,"body":"at a property in the US."},{"startTime":175.633,"endTime":176.885,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":176.885,"endTime":179.721,"body":"Need need, you know, US"},{"startTime":176.885,"endTime":179.721,"body":"citizens is the front."},{"startTime":179.721,"endTime":182.724,"body":"Oh, I see, I see. That's a joke."},{"startTime":182.891,"endTime":185.31,"body":"I don't yeah, well, no."},{"startTime":185.31,"endTime":187.437,"body":"Everybody needs mineral rights. Yeah."},{"startTime":187.437,"endTime":192.025,"body":"And, you know, I think I can't claim"},{"startTime":187.437,"endTime":192.025,"body":"I also think that maybe it's in SAG,"},{"startTime":192.025,"endTime":195.236,"body":"it's a SAG bylaw that either Steve Carell"},{"startTime":195.236,"endTime":198.323,"body":"or Will Ferrell has to be in streaming"},{"startTime":195.236,"endTime":198.323,"body":"or movie every, I think."},{"startTime":198.323,"endTime":201.326,"body":"20s maybe. I hate to get it,"},{"startTime":201.91,"endTime":206.039,"body":"but I always say, Hunter Biden"},{"startTime":201.91,"endTime":206.039,"body":"looks like Steve. Oh."},{"startTime":206.706,"endTime":207.999,"body":"Okay. It's not political."},{"startTime":207.999,"endTime":209.083,"body":"He's not in politics."},{"startTime":209.083,"endTime":211.294,"body":"I think he's a"},{"startTime":209.083,"endTime":211.294,"body":"clarification. clarification."},{"startTime":212.337,"endTime":214.13,"body":"Makes a straw man"},{"startTime":214.13,"endTime":217.258,"body":"keep throwing into the mix"},{"startTime":214.13,"endTime":217.258,"body":"and for nothing to do with politics."},{"startTime":217.342,"endTime":221.221,"body":"And Dave you've been going on the road"},{"startTime":217.342,"endTime":221.221,"body":"and doing doing everything."},{"startTime":221.512,"endTime":222.388,"body":"For two weeks."},{"startTime":222.388,"endTime":224.432,"body":"Wow. But kids."},{"startTime":224.432,"endTime":227.06,"body":"What do. You bring your kids with him or."},{"startTime":227.06,"endTime":228.311,"body":"You had a kid in every city."},{"startTime":228.311,"endTime":229.395,"body":"Yeah. And each week."},{"startTime":229.395,"endTime":232.44,"body":"No. The last time I brought it, I took"},{"startTime":229.395,"endTime":232.44,"body":"the girls to, like, three year olds."},{"startTime":232.69,"endTime":237.612,"body":"I told them last year, if you see a city"},{"startTime":232.69,"endTime":237.612,"body":"you're interested in, let me know."},{"startTime":237.82,"endTime":240.823,"body":"they chose Naples, Florida."},{"startTime":241.908,"endTime":242.951,"body":"Angela?"},{"startTime":242.951,"endTime":245.954,"body":"You know, I, I've done"},{"startTime":245.954,"endTime":249.04,"body":"cruise work, I've worked on cruises, and,"},{"startTime":245.954,"endTime":249.04,"body":"you know, we've been places."},{"startTime":249.04,"endTime":251.042,"body":"while it's weird, it's crazy."},{"startTime":251.042,"endTime":252.502,"body":"I didn't let you finish your story."},{"startTime":252.502,"endTime":253.962,"body":"Oh, no. Wait."},{"startTime":253.962,"endTime":257.382,"body":"I want to ask you more about,"},{"startTime":253.962,"endTime":257.382,"body":"you're going on the road for real for 41?"},{"startTime":257.423,"endTime":259.3,"body":"Yeah. Wait, you already did."},{"startTime":259.3,"endTime":259.592,"body":"No, no."},{"startTime":259.592,"endTime":260.802,"body":"Oh, you're doing it now. Okay."},{"startTime":260.802,"endTime":264.138,"body":"You like I love touring, I love being on"},{"startTime":260.802,"endTime":264.138,"body":"the road and, like, performance."},{"startTime":264.389,"endTime":266.557,"body":"I don't mind airplanes."},{"startTime":266.557,"endTime":269.602,"body":"I don't mind airports."},{"startTime":266.557,"endTime":269.602,"body":"I don't mind hotels."},{"startTime":270.103,"endTime":272.814,"body":"I think people who complain"},{"startTime":270.103,"endTime":272.814,"body":"about being in a hotel are nuts."},{"startTime":272.814,"endTime":274.941,"body":"I'm like,"},{"startTime":272.814,"endTime":274.941,"body":"that is the life. It's free cable."},{"startTime":274.941,"endTime":277.318,"body":"And they are, they are welcome to it."},{"startTime":277.318,"endTime":278.778,"body":"Someone's going to clean your room."},{"startTime":278.778,"endTime":281.197,"body":"and people"},{"startTime":278.778,"endTime":281.197,"body":"look at you when you're in the lobby"},{"startTime":281.197,"endTime":282.699,"body":"like you're important or you're stealing."},{"startTime":282.699,"endTime":286.661,"body":"But either way I like you,"},{"startTime":282.699,"endTime":286.661,"body":"and I hate that room."},{"startTime":286.661,"endTime":287.87,"body":"It's like that. Wow."},{"startTime":287.87,"endTime":290.331,"body":"You don't think that. Oh,"},{"startTime":287.87,"endTime":290.331,"body":"maybe that person got thrown out."},{"startTime":290.331,"endTime":291.541,"body":"I honestly think when"},{"startTime":291.541,"endTime":294.544,"body":"I'm walking out into a lobby,"},{"startTime":291.541,"endTime":294.544,"body":"people think I just had sex with someone."},{"startTime":294.585,"endTime":295.878,"body":"that's my number one thing I."},{"startTime":295.878,"endTime":297.505,"body":"Oh, okay. I'm like that. Kind of. Like"},{"startTime":299.215,"endTime":299.716,"body":"a point of."},{"startTime":299.716,"endTime":301.968,"body":"Order. Yeah."},{"startTime":301.968,"endTime":305.013,"body":"When you walk into a hotel lobby, correct."},{"startTime":305.263,"endTime":308.308,"body":"The two things that are most present in"},{"startTime":305.263,"endTime":308.308,"body":"your mind"},{"startTime":308.308,"endTime":311.311,"body":"is people"},{"startTime":308.308,"endTime":311.311,"body":"don't think you belong there. Yes."},{"startTime":311.311,"endTime":313.646,"body":"Or they want to have sex."},{"startTime":313.646,"endTime":315.69,"body":"With you because I didn't earn it."},{"startTime":315.69,"endTime":317.15,"body":"And I can't. Say that you."},{"startTime":317.15,"endTime":318.901,"body":"I think so, yeah."},{"startTime":318.901,"endTime":322.864,"body":"See, here's the problem with my narcissism"},{"startTime":318.901,"endTime":322.864,"body":"is I think that I'm so comprehensive 360"},{"startTime":322.864,"endTime":324.282,"body":"that I haven't sought therapy."},{"startTime":324.282,"endTime":325.908,"body":"You think you're a narcissist?"},{"startTime":325.908,"endTime":328.828,"body":"I don't think I'm a narcissist,"},{"startTime":325.908,"endTime":328.828,"body":"but every time I watch an interview"},{"startTime":328.828,"endTime":331.831,"body":"about narcissism, I think about me."},{"startTime":333.541,"endTime":334.876,"body":"I'll tell you, a narcissist"},{"startTime":334.876,"endTime":338.212,"body":"never declares that that"},{"startTime":334.876,"endTime":338.212,"body":"that they have anything wrong with them."},{"startTime":338.546,"endTime":339.672,"body":"Oh, really?"},{"startTime":339.672,"endTime":340.465,"body":"You're not in."},{"startTime":340.465,"endTime":343.509,"body":"Oh, okay. In first the narcissist."},{"startTime":343.676,"endTime":344.844,"body":"Just you. Oh, great."},{"startTime":346.346,"endTime":347.43,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":347.43,"endTime":350.433,"body":"You're"},{"startTime":347.43,"endTime":350.433,"body":"often anywhere other than ourselves."},{"startTime":350.767,"endTime":352.393,"body":"For our definition."},{"startTime":352.393,"endTime":354.812,"body":"I guess because you have to,"},{"startTime":354.812,"endTime":358.149,"body":"you feel like there is a role"},{"startTime":354.812,"endTime":358.149,"body":"to play somewhere in this world."},{"startTime":358.149,"endTime":359.567,"body":"For who?"},{"startTime":359.567,"endTime":365.073,"body":"for my own personal,"},{"startTime":359.567,"endTime":365.073,"body":"I guess, validation to be at the table."},{"startTime":365.073,"endTime":367.116,"body":"All right. put it that way. Yeah."},{"startTime":365.073,"endTime":367.116,"body":"I love that."},{"startTime":367.116,"endTime":369.952,"body":"Okay. also, just, I guess for proof."},{"startTime":369.952,"endTime":372.246,"body":"Proof of life. Proof or approval."},{"startTime":372.246,"endTime":374.791,"body":"I mean, I don't think at this point"},{"startTime":372.246,"endTime":374.791,"body":"I'm 42. Right?"},{"startTime":374.791,"endTime":376.584,"body":"So if I'm already like,"},{"startTime":376.584,"endTime":380.338,"body":"I don't think approval is something"},{"startTime":376.584,"endTime":380.338,"body":"I think I seek other than superficial."},{"startTime":380.338,"endTime":381.506,"body":"Good. It doesn't cross your mind."},{"startTime":381.506,"endTime":382.548,"body":"Yeah. That's great."},{"startTime":382.548,"endTime":385.551,"body":"have you always been"},{"startTime":382.548,"endTime":385.551,"body":"so therapeutically minded?"},{"startTime":385.718,"endTime":388.721,"body":"When did you start taking getting therapy?"},{"startTime":388.721,"endTime":390.014,"body":"probably lives in New York."},{"startTime":390.014,"endTime":392.6,"body":"Oh, really? So that early on. Yeah."},{"startTime":392.6,"endTime":393.351,"body":"Yeah, sure."},{"startTime":393.351,"endTime":396.896,"body":"You're doing a television show that is,"},{"startTime":396.896,"endTime":399.899,"body":"I'm not structured or there is no."},{"startTime":400.274,"endTime":402.985,"body":"Oh, boy, I think I know what you mean,"},{"startTime":402.985,"endTime":408.908,"body":"because I have some, leftover, anxiety"},{"startTime":402.985,"endTime":408.908,"body":"and And you think you're invited"},{"startTime":408.908,"endTime":412.286,"body":"to this party, and someone's going to go,"},{"startTime":408.908,"endTime":412.286,"body":"here's how this works."},{"startTime":412.412,"endTime":415.873,"body":"Yeah. And that does not Yeah."},{"startTime":415.873,"endTime":420.753,"body":"The very simplest thing I was saying,"},{"startTime":415.873,"endTime":420.753,"body":"by the way, here's how this job works."},{"startTime":421.504,"endTime":422.13,"body":"No one."},{"startTime":422.13,"endTime":424.215,"body":"Yeah, we were both on Saturday Night Live."},{"startTime":424.215,"endTime":425.133,"body":"That's correct."},{"startTime":425.133,"endTime":427.26,"body":"And yeah, really for how long?"},{"startTime":427.26,"endTime":428.219,"body":"At one season."},{"startTime":428.219,"endTime":431.431,"body":"I think, we might need to have,"},{"startTime":431.431,"endTime":434.684,"body":"an anonymous group,"},{"startTime":431.431,"endTime":434.684,"body":"but that's not anonymous like that."},{"startTime":435.309,"endTime":438.396,"body":"The survivors of SNL,"},{"startTime":435.309,"endTime":438.396,"body":"because it really, it lingers."},{"startTime":438.396,"endTime":441.482,"body":"It's like something that you get excited"},{"startTime":438.396,"endTime":441.482,"body":"about, you're in the midst of,"},{"startTime":441.482,"endTime":444.652,"body":"and then it's like, oh, this is bad."},{"startTime":444.652,"endTime":446.612,"body":"I thought,"},{"startTime":444.652,"endTime":446.612,"body":"and I've talked about this before."},{"startTime":446.612,"endTime":449.282,"body":"When I was there, I thought Fred"},{"startTime":446.612,"endTime":449.282,"body":"Wolfe was going to stuff me in a locker."},{"startTime":450.491,"endTime":453.911,"body":"It was so just all, And Adam Sandler"},{"startTime":453.911,"endTime":458.458,"body":"threatened to punch me in the face"},{"startTime":453.911,"endTime":458.458,"body":"and, yes, yes."},{"startTime":458.541,"endTime":461.544,"body":"We need to talk about it."},{"startTime":461.711,"endTime":462.92,"body":"A little here and there."},{"startTime":462.92,"endTime":464.964,"body":"What was your abuse there?"},{"startTime":464.964,"endTime":468.593,"body":"Because everybody thinks SNL"},{"startTime":464.964,"endTime":468.593,"body":"is going to be the gateway, but isn't big."},{"startTime":468.718,"endTime":469.385,"body":"Great."},{"startTime":469.385,"endTime":470.761,"body":"Tell me what the worst part was."},{"startTime":470.761,"endTime":472.096,"body":"my contract not being."},{"startTime":472.096,"endTime":473.931,"body":"Oh, okay. I had a great season."},{"startTime":473.931,"endTime":475.808,"body":"I had multiple recurring."},{"startTime":475.808,"endTime":477.727,"body":"You were the fop, you were fop."},{"startTime":477.727,"endTime":479.937,"body":"I had the first breakout"},{"startTime":479.937,"endTime":483.191,"body":"characters that they couldn't attend to"},{"startTime":479.937,"endTime":483.191,"body":"and didn't understand what they were."},{"startTime":483.316,"endTime":488.446,"body":"so the facts were, so I the year before,"},{"startTime":488.779,"endTime":492.742,"body":"I was looking at the Chicago Tribune"},{"startTime":488.779,"endTime":492.742,"body":"and there was the musical fake."},{"startTime":493.201,"endTime":494.243,"body":"Oh, okay."},{"startTime":494.243,"endTime":498.289,"body":"And so the guy playing fake, it must have"},{"startTime":494.243,"endTime":498.289,"body":"been the tallest person in the cast."},{"startTime":498.414,"endTime":502.502,"body":"and he was standing"},{"startTime":498.414,"endTime":502.502,"body":"behind everybody doing this."},{"startTime":504.545,"endTime":505.588,"body":"Taking focus"},{"startTime":505.588,"endTime":508.591,"body":"from the back and, and oh, I thought, oh,"},{"startTime":509.509,"endTime":512.512,"body":"have you seen my fake."},{"startTime":513.262,"endTime":515.306,"body":"I know my,"},{"startTime":515.306,"endTime":518.226,"body":"it's a delightful show."},{"startTime":518.226,"endTime":521.02,"body":"You play fake."},{"startTime":521.02,"endTime":521.646,"body":"Anyway."},{"startTime":521.646,"endTime":524.148,"body":"Taking focus from the back,"},{"startTime":521.646,"endTime":524.148,"body":"that's got to be."},{"startTime":524.148,"endTime":525.525,"body":"Yeah okay. That's amazing."},{"startTime":525.525,"endTime":528.236,"body":"So I had"},{"startTime":528.236,"endTime":529.195,"body":"Martin McKinney said"},{"startTime":529.195,"endTime":532.198,"body":"I think I have a companion for that."},{"startTime":532.24,"endTime":533.157,"body":"okay. Right."},{"startTime":533.157,"endTime":537.161,"body":"So we did that as these foreign persons"},{"startTime":537.62,"endTime":540.581,"body":"not caught."},{"startTime":541.499,"endTime":542.5,"body":"oh okay."},{"startTime":542.5,"endTime":543.251,"body":"Big difference."},{"startTime":543.251,"endTime":543.709,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":543.709,"endTime":544.877,"body":"What a courtesans one."},{"startTime":544.877,"endTime":547.505,"body":"to move up."},{"startTime":547.505,"endTime":548.381,"body":"Oh, to move up."},{"startTime":548.381,"endTime":550.675,"body":"That would have given us something to do."},{"startTime":550.675,"endTime":555.513,"body":"Oh, this is your you just powdering"},{"startTime":550.675,"endTime":555.513,"body":"and and it was dry, right?"},{"startTime":555.721,"endTime":557.181,"body":"It's just a string of jokes."},{"startTime":557.181,"endTime":558.724,"body":"Okay? No point."},{"startTime":558.724,"endTime":561.102,"body":"Oh, okay. I could figure it out."},{"startTime":561.102,"endTime":565.94,"body":"the simplest thing is"},{"startTime":561.102,"endTime":565.94,"body":"let's design what these characters want."},{"startTime":567.9,"endTime":570.903,"body":"we were thrown in, to cold opens"},{"startTime":571.404,"endTime":574.865,"body":"with no purpose other than a string. oh."},{"startTime":576.867,"endTime":578.494,"body":"it was always phony,"},{"startTime":578.494,"endTime":583.916,"body":"But the phony is a, you know, device"},{"startTime":578.494,"endTime":583.916,"body":"to put the power people at ease."},{"startTime":583.916,"endTime":584.25,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":584.25,"endTime":587.587,"body":"move past them."},{"startTime":587.837,"endTime":588.713,"body":"Got it."},{"startTime":588.713,"endTime":591.299,"body":"But I didn't realize that"},{"startTime":588.713,"endTime":591.299,"body":"until I got off the shelf."},{"startTime":591.299,"endTime":594.302,"body":"Yeah, I realized later"},{"startTime":591.299,"endTime":594.302,"body":"what should have happened"},{"startTime":594.719,"endTime":597.722,"body":"was you go from place to place to place."},{"startTime":597.888,"endTime":600.891,"body":"Then the goal would have been to talk"},{"startTime":597.888,"endTime":600.891,"body":"to the head writer."},{"startTime":600.933,"endTime":601.267,"body":"Right."},{"startTime":601.267,"endTime":604.604,"body":"Other writers,"},{"startTime":601.267,"endTime":604.604,"body":"and then the people that run the cameras,"},{"startTime":604.812,"endTime":607.815,"body":"and then Lorne's assistant,"},{"startTime":608.858,"endTime":610.443,"body":"then Lorne,"},{"startTime":610.443,"endTime":614.488,"body":"and then whoever's head of the network,"},{"startTime":610.443,"endTime":614.488,"body":"had of was Jim."},{"startTime":614.697,"endTime":617.617,"body":"No, no. GE on it owned NBC."},{"startTime":617.617,"endTime":620.286,"body":"Oh, right. Right, right."},{"startTime":617.617,"endTime":620.286,"body":"That would have been the goal."},{"startTime":620.286,"endTime":621.746,"body":"Sure. Sure."},{"startTime":621.746,"endTime":624.04,"body":"But nobody tells you that. Nobody"},{"startTime":625.958,"endTime":628.794,"body":"there is no."},{"startTime":628.794,"endTime":629.754,"body":"there was no structure."},{"startTime":629.754,"endTime":635.801,"body":"And Lorne,"},{"startTime":629.754,"endTime":635.801,"body":"I think he really, he got such a thrill."},{"startTime":635.801,"endTime":639.221,"body":"I think he was not never happier"},{"startTime":635.801,"endTime":639.221,"body":"than when people were at odds."},{"startTime":639.513,"endTime":640.014,"body":"He thought."},{"startTime":640.014,"endTime":643.017,"body":"I maybe thought that brought out"},{"startTime":640.014,"endTime":643.017,"body":"a performance or whatever,"},{"startTime":643.142,"endTime":645.895,"body":"but, Yeah, it was just."},{"startTime":645.895,"endTime":649.106,"body":"I remember, like,"},{"startTime":645.895,"endTime":649.106,"body":"I remember going to his office"},{"startTime":649.106,"endTime":651.942,"body":"and asking him a question"},{"startTime":649.106,"endTime":651.942,"body":"about writing and that."},{"startTime":651.942,"endTime":654.695,"body":"Yes. Yes, please."},{"startTime":654.695,"endTime":656.405,"body":"How long do you have to wait?"},{"startTime":656.405,"endTime":661.494,"body":"just knocked on the door,"},{"startTime":656.405,"endTime":661.494,"body":"because I was so angry, and he kind of."},{"startTime":661.494,"endTime":663.704,"body":"Then he didn't have anybody to guard him."},{"startTime":663.704,"endTime":666.332,"body":"I sometimes I call him"},{"startTime":663.704,"endTime":666.332,"body":"the Cowardly Canadian."},{"startTime":666.332,"endTime":668.167,"body":"He had no ID and then."},{"startTime":668.167,"endTime":669.168,"body":"So he had to know."},{"startTime":669.168,"endTime":671.962,"body":"Okay, well, I'll,"},{"startTime":669.168,"endTime":671.962,"body":"Yeah, I'll look into it."},{"startTime":671.962,"endTime":674.34,"body":"it was there. It was just."},{"startTime":674.34,"endTime":676.008,"body":"No, there was never, never."},{"startTime":676.008,"endTime":676.634,"body":"There was."},{"startTime":676.634,"endTime":677.176,"body":"Something."},{"startTime":677.176,"endTime":679.929,"body":"That's a shut door policy for sure."},{"startTime":679.929,"endTime":681.389,"body":"That's broad like."},{"startTime":681.389,"endTime":682.056,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":682.056,"endTime":685.017,"body":"Well, I mean,"},{"startTime":682.056,"endTime":685.017,"body":"and I remember there's a time when,"},{"startTime":686.686,"endTime":687.228,"body":"let's see,"},{"startTime":687.228,"endTime":691.565,"body":"Dana Carvey was, was, a guest and,"},{"startTime":691.857,"endTime":695.319,"body":"Mike Myers wanted to do, Wayne's World."},{"startTime":695.611,"endTime":700.449,"body":"And and he was asking Lorne about it,"},{"startTime":695.611,"endTime":700.449,"body":"and Lorne gave him this much of a thing."},{"startTime":700.449,"endTime":703.911,"body":"I remember this so clearly because I think"},{"startTime":700.449,"endTime":703.911,"body":"I went on antidepressants the next day."},{"startTime":704.286,"endTime":707.289,"body":"I I've got to be on"},{"startTime":704.286,"endTime":707.289,"body":"meds like everybody else here."},{"startTime":707.623,"endTime":710.668,"body":"But it Lorne gave him like and you know"},{"startTime":707.623,"endTime":710.668,"body":"and Mike Myers was pretty big then"},{"startTime":710.96,"endTime":713.754,"body":"and he gave him"},{"startTime":710.96,"endTime":713.754,"body":"this much of a crap crack in the door."},{"startTime":713.754,"endTime":715.172,"body":"And when."},{"startTime":715.172,"endTime":716.882,"body":"He opened the door that yeah."},{"startTime":716.882,"endTime":718.342,"body":"Yeah, yeah to Mike Myers"},{"startTime":718.342,"endTime":722.012,"body":"because this is like 1 or 2 in the morning"},{"startTime":718.342,"endTime":722.012,"body":"whenever he's writing because, you know."},{"startTime":722.471,"endTime":723.764,"body":"They're that. Late. Yeah."},{"startTime":723.764,"endTime":726.434,"body":"He said he doesn't, you know,"},{"startTime":723.764,"endTime":726.434,"body":"he want he goes, this is inconceivable."},{"startTime":726.434,"endTime":728.936,"body":"Everybody wants to see where Wayne's"},{"startTime":726.434,"endTime":728.936,"body":"World, you know."},{"startTime":728.936,"endTime":732.857,"body":"And so, like he's near tears and Lorne"},{"startTime":728.936,"endTime":732.857,"body":"wouldn't open the door all the way."},{"startTime":733.107,"endTime":735.401,"body":"And that's when I started taking, meds."},{"startTime":735.401,"endTime":739.572,"body":"But, out of the"},{"startTime":735.401,"endTime":739.572,"body":"it was just, you know, there,"},{"startTime":739.989,"endTime":742.7,"body":"I think there is no,"},{"startTime":742.7,"endTime":747.788,"body":"no real like, empathy or compassion"},{"startTime":742.7,"endTime":747.788,"body":"towards anybody there, just like."},{"startTime":747.788,"endTime":749.039,"body":"You know, comes from the top."},{"startTime":749.039,"endTime":751.667,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":749.039,"endTime":751.667,"body":"I just realized. In our conversation."},{"startTime":752.835,"endTime":757.089,"body":"Lorne on purpose doesn't give structure."},{"startTime":757.548,"endTime":758.841,"body":"Yeah. So chaos."},{"startTime":758.841,"endTime":759.467,"body":"Like figure."},{"startTime":759.467,"endTime":762.47,"body":"And, I mean, what can he do exactly?"},{"startTime":762.97,"endTime":765.973,"body":"Easily criticizing."},{"startTime":767.057,"endTime":768.517,"body":"Yeah. Yeah, it's."},{"startTime":768.517,"endTime":769.31,"body":"Not my. Mess."},{"startTime":769.31,"endTime":772.521,"body":"Because if he actually had structure"},{"startTime":772.772,"endTime":775.941,"body":"and gave will notes, he could be wrong."},{"startTime":776.275,"endTime":778.152,"body":"Exactly. Boy, that's really smart."},{"startTime":778.152,"endTime":781.238,"body":"And do you know that"},{"startTime":778.152,"endTime":781.238,"body":"his name is on as a writer on every show?"},{"startTime":781.655,"endTime":784.45,"body":"Well, yeah. Well like Yeah, yeah."},{"startTime":784.45,"endTime":789.121,"body":"And but okay, so in that moment,"},{"startTime":784.45,"endTime":789.121,"body":"because I feel like that show is enviable"},{"startTime":789.121,"endTime":793.125,"body":"and I don't think people realize the inner"},{"startTime":789.121,"endTime":793.125,"body":"workings, that it's that competitive"},{"startTime":793.125,"endTime":798.005,"body":"and that again, like,"},{"startTime":793.125,"endTime":798.005,"body":"I would definitely say no."},{"startTime":798.005,"endTime":801.05,"body":"And I thought, damn, I thought it was"},{"startTime":798.005,"endTime":801.05,"body":"going to be well, everybody warned me."},{"startTime":801.05,"endTime":803.177,"body":"Everybody said"},{"startTime":801.05,"endTime":803.177,"body":"because I was writing on the Roseanne,"},{"startTime":803.177,"endTime":805.137,"body":"they said,"},{"startTime":803.177,"endTime":805.137,"body":"they said, you're going to be miserable."},{"startTime":805.137,"endTime":805.888,"body":"It's sexist."},{"startTime":805.888,"endTime":807.473,"body":"It's don't go, don't go."},{"startTime":807.473,"endTime":810.142,"body":"Just keep building your writing resume."},{"startTime":810.142,"endTime":813.02,"body":"And I went for the dumbest reason."},{"startTime":813.02,"endTime":817.817,"body":"I went because I used to watch with"},{"startTime":813.02,"endTime":817.817,"body":"my mom and, I just thought,"},{"startTime":818.776,"endTime":819.944,"body":"well,"},{"startTime":819.944,"endTime":823.28,"body":"I'll be I'll be angry at myself"},{"startTime":819.944,"endTime":823.28,"body":"if I didn't take take a chance."},{"startTime":823.656,"endTime":824.824,"body":"You followed your heart."},{"startTime":824.824,"endTime":826.826,"body":"Stupid, stupid."},{"startTime":826.826,"endTime":828.285,"body":"Oh, my heart."},{"startTime":828.285,"endTime":829.829,"body":"I don't know."},{"startTime":829.829,"endTime":830.204,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":830.204,"endTime":832.248,"body":"I just thought regret not going."},{"startTime":832.248,"endTime":833.499,"body":"I don't know for sure."},{"startTime":833.499,"endTime":835.292,"body":"Good job for free, mom."},{"startTime":835.292,"endTime":836.877,"body":"Did you do it for your mom."},{"startTime":836.877,"endTime":839.755,"body":"A little bit, yeah."},{"startTime":839.755,"endTime":842.132,"body":"it's hard not to. Yeah. Of course."},{"startTime":842.132,"endTime":844.76,"body":"And also to be on camera versus."},{"startTime":842.132,"endTime":844.76,"body":"Because you were writing for me."},{"startTime":844.76,"endTime":847.221,"body":"Yeah, that that puts you"},{"startTime":844.76,"endTime":847.221,"body":"in a different position."},{"startTime":847.221,"endTime":849.765,"body":"Yeah, yeah, I mean, I how can you say no?"},{"startTime":849.765,"endTime":851.267,"body":"Because in the rest of your life"},{"startTime":849.765,"endTime":851.267,"body":"you're like, what, what"},{"startTime":851.267,"endTime":852.268,"body":"what would have been like."},{"startTime":852.268,"endTime":854.228,"body":"Yeah. Even if it's bad. Yeah, yeah."},{"startTime":854.228,"endTime":856.272,"body":"Well,"},{"startTime":854.228,"endTime":856.272,"body":"once you make the decision, it's over."},{"startTime":856.272,"endTime":858.649,"body":"Because that's how I feel about things."},{"startTime":856.272,"endTime":858.649,"body":"I've said no to it."},{"startTime":858.649,"endTime":859.525,"body":"I never say no to."},{"startTime":859.525,"endTime":862.486,"body":"But the rare occasion I do,"},{"startTime":859.525,"endTime":862.486,"body":"and I'll spend the rest of my life"},{"startTime":862.486,"endTime":865.865,"body":"thinking about those things can"},{"startTime":862.486,"endTime":865.865,"body":"because I feel like I made mistakes."},{"startTime":865.865,"endTime":867.95,"body":"And it's another weird tangent."},{"startTime":867.95,"endTime":870.452,"body":"You could go,"},{"startTime":867.95,"endTime":870.452,"body":"you made a mistake at that time."},{"startTime":870.452,"endTime":873.205,"body":"Yeah, yeah."},{"startTime":870.452,"endTime":873.205,"body":"So make it again. Yeah. But you still."},{"startTime":873.205,"endTime":877.668,"body":"But what things are now"},{"startTime":873.205,"endTime":877.668,"body":"could be different than they don't."},{"startTime":877.668,"endTime":878.544,"body":"Maybe. Yeah."},{"startTime":878.544,"endTime":881.171,"body":"But that maybe"},{"startTime":878.544,"endTime":881.171,"body":"is really hard to like right now."},{"startTime":881.171,"endTime":884.174,"body":"Yeah. Yeah. It's not true. Yeah."},{"startTime":884.592,"endTime":886.427,"body":"You've got to live life now."},{"startTime":886.427,"endTime":889.847,"body":"I, I am I fucking showed up"},{"startTime":886.427,"endTime":889.847,"body":"early, for Christ's sake, which I hate."},{"startTime":889.847,"endTime":890.723,"body":"I'm gonna have to."},{"startTime":890.723,"endTime":893.142,"body":"Wait a second. Okay? Dave."},{"startTime":893.142,"endTime":894.435,"body":"Dave, I have,"},{"startTime":894.435,"endTime":897.396,"body":"this is something I didn't look up,"},{"startTime":894.435,"endTime":897.396,"body":"and I'm not sure if you have ever told me."},{"startTime":897.396,"endTime":900.065,"body":"Did you? Do I know you're from Missouri?"},{"startTime":900.065,"endTime":901.65,"body":"Big family, central Missouri."},{"startTime":901.65,"endTime":902.735,"body":"I'm one of six."},{"startTime":902.735,"endTime":905.821,"body":"Oh, okay. Where are your third?"},{"startTime":905.905,"endTime":907.948,"body":"Of course, show business?"},{"startTime":907.948,"endTime":910.242,"body":"Oh, okay. Me?"},{"startTime":910.242,"endTime":912.745,"body":"I need some attention now."},{"startTime":912.745,"endTime":914.538,"body":"Are you out of the six?"},{"startTime":916.081,"endTime":918.5,"body":"Is that a statement?"},{"startTime":918.5,"endTime":921.503,"body":"So you made your brothers and sisters"},{"startTime":918.5,"endTime":921.503,"body":"laugh."},{"startTime":921.921,"endTime":924.924,"body":"Oh. So annoying."},{"startTime":926.175,"endTime":929.178,"body":"You know,"},{"startTime":926.175,"endTime":929.178,"body":"I was very different from my mom."},{"startTime":929.345,"endTime":932.348,"body":"I completely."},{"startTime":933.515,"endTime":934.391,"body":"Psychically."},{"startTime":934.391,"endTime":936.101,"body":"Intellectually."},{"startTime":936.101,"endTime":939.104,"body":"Temperamentally."},{"startTime":939.855,"endTime":940.856,"body":"Nothing thing."},{"startTime":940.856,"endTime":944.151,"body":"So the Catholics,"},{"startTime":940.856,"endTime":944.151,"body":"what they do is in style."},{"startTime":944.652,"endTime":947.613,"body":"So you've got your you're born"},{"startTime":944.652,"endTime":947.613,"body":"with your main."},{"startTime":947.613,"endTime":948.989,"body":"Man. The job of a parent."},{"startTime":948.989,"endTime":952.117,"body":"And I found essentially"},{"startTime":948.989,"endTime":952.117,"body":"The job of the parent seems"},{"startTime":952.117,"endTime":955.871,"body":"to allow the child"},{"startTime":952.117,"endTime":955.871,"body":"to create their software. Oh."},{"startTime":956.288,"endTime":960.834,"body":"And notice it and tell them I see,"},{"startTime":956.288,"endTime":960.834,"body":"how do you how do you make your software?"},{"startTime":961.085,"endTime":962.878,"body":"What? Do you understand it?"},{"startTime":962.878,"endTime":964.588,"body":"What makes you. Laugh?"},{"startTime":964.588,"endTime":967.591,"body":"one of the things that you know"},{"startTime":964.588,"endTime":967.591,"body":"about yourself"},{"startTime":967.716,"endTime":972.429,"body":"that you don't have to be, agree"},{"startTime":967.716,"endTime":972.429,"body":"with anybody else, those little things."},{"startTime":972.638,"endTime":973.764,"body":"Right."},{"startTime":973.764,"endTime":975.766,"body":"So you have to put in,"},{"startTime":973.764,"endTime":975.766,"body":"you know something Catholics"},{"startTime":976.934,"endTime":979.937,"body":"give you the software."},{"startTime":980.354,"endTime":981.73,"body":"Right. And that's the. End of it."},{"startTime":981.73,"endTime":984.733,"body":"Yeah. Yeah. No illegal."},{"startTime":981.73,"endTime":984.733,"body":"You cannot deviate."},{"startTime":984.9,"endTime":989.405,"body":"Well so were you in plays in high school"},{"startTime":984.9,"endTime":989.405,"body":"and and stuff."},{"startTime":989.488,"endTime":990.948,"body":"That very small town."},{"startTime":990.948,"endTime":993.993,"body":"so there are two play. one play."},{"startTime":993.993,"endTime":999.248,"body":"You're in high school, and you get"},{"startTime":993.993,"endTime":999.248,"body":"you had to go be a junior to audition."},{"startTime":999.707,"endTime":1001.041,"body":"Oh, okay."},{"startTime":1001.041,"endTime":1003.502,"body":"Got to be in both plays,"},{"startTime":1001.041,"endTime":1003.502,"body":"junior and senior year."},{"startTime":1003.502,"endTime":1004.336,"body":"Fantastic."},{"startTime":1004.336,"endTime":1007.381,"body":"That's not one play. One there would be."},{"startTime":1007.381,"endTime":1009.967,"body":"What? Play the speech and debate."},{"startTime":1009.967,"endTime":1011.218,"body":"let's see. It's always."},{"startTime":1011.218,"endTime":1013.429,"body":"You can't take it with you. No."},{"startTime":1013.429,"endTime":1015.806,"body":"First year was come one. Year."},{"startTime":1015.806,"endTime":1017.558,"body":"Speech"},{"startTime":1015.806,"endTime":1017.558,"body":"and debate was the only other loophole."},{"startTime":1017.558,"endTime":1018.809,"body":"Our town. No."},{"startTime":1018.809,"endTime":1020.602,"body":"Yeah. What are the famous one?"},{"startTime":1020.602,"endTime":1021.228,"body":"Charlies."},{"startTime":1021.228,"endTime":1023.939,"body":"And you can have argue."},{"startTime":1023.939,"endTime":1027.067,"body":"Okay, the second one,"},{"startTime":1023.939,"endTime":1027.067,"body":"my senior year was barefoot in the Park."},{"startTime":1027.276,"endTime":1029.153,"body":"Oh, fantastic."},{"startTime":1029.153,"endTime":1030.821,"body":"And you were the lead role."},{"startTime":1030.821,"endTime":1033.782,"body":"Amazing, I love it. That's pretty."},{"startTime":1033.782,"endTime":1035.075,"body":"That's great."},{"startTime":1035.075,"endTime":1037.703,"body":"I wish I could remember"},{"startTime":1035.075,"endTime":1037.703,"body":"the play. Was that."},{"startTime":1037.703,"endTime":1038.162,"body":"It wasn't."},{"startTime":1038.162,"endTime":1039.496,"body":"I wasn't a popular play."},{"startTime":1039.496,"endTime":1041.749,"body":"I like to think, okay. No big part."},{"startTime":1041.749,"endTime":1046.045,"body":"but every time I came"},{"startTime":1041.749,"endTime":1046.045,"body":"on, I had one liners."},{"startTime":1046.336,"endTime":1048.38,"body":"Oh, bother. You"},{"startTime":1050.34,"endTime":1051.05,"body":"know."},{"startTime":1051.05,"endTime":1051.842,"body":"Are you tired?"},{"startTime":1051.842,"endTime":1053.052,"body":"That's amazing."},{"startTime":1053.052,"endTime":1056.055,"body":"Oh, bother."},{"startTime":1056.972,"endTime":1057.931,"body":"That's great."},{"startTime":1057.931,"endTime":1059.016,"body":"I like to think of, like."},{"startTime":1059.016,"endTime":1065.105,"body":"Like the movies that can't be translated"},{"startTime":1059.016,"endTime":1065.105,"body":"to like, a community theater space."},{"startTime":1065.439,"endTime":1066.732,"body":"Like the snows of Kilmer."},{"startTime":1066.732,"endTime":1067.232,"body":"Jara."},{"startTime":1067.232,"endTime":1069.443,"body":"Yeah, you get em."},{"startTime":1069.443,"endTime":1071.528,"body":"Oh. You know what?"},{"startTime":1071.528,"endTime":1074.99,"body":"That I know, but, Stagecoach."},{"startTime":1075.407,"endTime":1077.826,"body":"You know, high drama in the 65."},{"startTime":1077.826,"endTime":1079.787,"body":"Yeah. it can be it it."},{"startTime":1079.787,"endTime":1082.039,"body":"Yeah, it did, you know, it was."},{"startTime":1082.039,"endTime":1084.875,"body":"This is a high school"},{"startTime":1082.039,"endTime":1084.875,"body":"auditorium. School gym."},{"startTime":1084.875,"endTime":1086.627,"body":"Oh, I can torium."},{"startTime":1086.627,"endTime":1088.087,"body":"Oh, no, there's no such thing."},{"startTime":1088.087,"endTime":1089.546,"body":"They're a great school gym."},{"startTime":1089.546,"endTime":1093.675,"body":"one we only did it two weekends probably."},{"startTime":1094.218,"endTime":1095.511,"body":"But a two weekend ride."},{"startTime":1095.511,"endTime":1095.677,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":1095.677,"endTime":1098.68,"body":"Yeah,"},{"startTime":1101.141,"endTime":1104.144,"body":"I was going to do a podcast called"},{"startTime":1101.141,"endTime":1104.144,"body":"get me the my"},{"startTime":1104.77,"endTime":1106.939,"body":"I'm 49"},{"startTime":1106.939,"endTime":1109.65,"body":"and my brilliant"},{"startTime":1106.939,"endTime":1109.65,"body":"idea was I will talk to them."},{"startTime":1111.568,"endTime":1113.862,"body":"And then I'll build a bunch"},{"startTime":1113.862,"endTime":1117.741,"body":"of interest and then every TV show"},{"startTime":1113.862,"endTime":1117.741,"body":"and tell, tell me about this."},{"startTime":1117.741,"endTime":1119.368,"body":"Give me the mayor. Yeah."},{"startTime":1119.368,"endTime":1121.245,"body":"Well it wasn't that one friend."},{"startTime":1121.245,"endTime":1125.624,"body":"So I went production partner"},{"startTime":1121.245,"endTime":1125.624,"body":"and we always had to hire"},{"startTime":1125.624,"endTime":1128.669,"body":"someone on the ground, bought"},{"startTime":1125.624,"endTime":1128.669,"body":"a bunch of this stuff, podcast stuff,"},{"startTime":1129.211,"endTime":1131.839,"body":"and I would spend six hours a day"},{"startTime":1131.839,"endTime":1134.883,"body":"interviewing, the mayor on one day,"},{"startTime":1134.883,"endTime":1137.845,"body":"and then we would hit 1"},{"startTime":1134.883,"endTime":1137.845,"body":"or 2 local big businesses."},{"startTime":1139.596,"endTime":1142.599,"body":"And I'd be exhausted for my shows."},{"startTime":1143.1,"endTime":1145.018,"body":"after the 12 hours of."},{"startTime":1145.018,"endTime":1146.103,"body":"Oh, wow."},{"startTime":1146.103,"endTime":1147.396,"body":"What do you do that. Yeah."},{"startTime":1147.396,"endTime":1150.399,"body":"That's not a podcast. No."},{"startTime":1150.607,"endTime":1152.734,"body":"And what is the what is the mayor say?"},{"startTime":1152.734,"endTime":1154.82,"body":"I don't know if I should tell anyone"},{"startTime":1152.734,"endTime":1154.82,"body":"this, but."},{"startTime":1154.82,"endTime":1157.281,"body":"Well, we've been skimming off"},{"startTime":1154.82,"endTime":1157.281,"body":"the top a little bit, and."},{"startTime":1159.783,"endTime":1162.786,"body":"do the"},{"startTime":1159.783,"endTime":1162.786,"body":"mayors, how many mayors did you interview?"},{"startTime":1162.995,"endTime":1165.664,"body":"And were they"},{"startTime":1162.995,"endTime":1165.664,"body":"very similar? In the content?"},{"startTime":1165.664,"endTime":1166.665,"body":"No, really."},{"startTime":1166.665,"endTime":1167.332,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":1167.332,"endTime":1170.169,"body":"I've been there for four years"},{"startTime":1167.332,"endTime":1170.169,"body":"and been elected for 40 years."},{"startTime":1170.169,"endTime":1171.712,"body":"Okay. Where?"},{"startTime":1171.712,"endTime":1174.423,"body":"Batavia."},{"startTime":1174.423,"endTime":1175.799,"body":"She's this. Christ."},{"startTime":1175.799,"endTime":1178.552,"body":"Daniel had access to the collider."},{"startTime":1178.552,"endTime":1179.553,"body":"He wants to talk to you."},{"startTime":1179.553,"endTime":1184.433,"body":"I thought the time John Kennedy"},{"startTime":1179.553,"endTime":1184.433,"body":"stopped in Batavia and gave a speech."},{"startTime":1184.433,"endTime":1185.642,"body":"Yeah, that."},{"startTime":1185.642,"endTime":1188.27,"body":"Can I tell you one of the scariest"},{"startTime":1185.642,"endTime":1188.27,"body":"math teachers I ever had?"},{"startTime":1188.27,"endTime":1189.98,"body":"Who was the only one"},{"startTime":1188.27,"endTime":1189.98,"body":"I ever connected with?"},{"startTime":1189.98,"endTime":1193.4,"body":"She was the meanest, sternest person"},{"startTime":1189.98,"endTime":1193.4,"body":"you ever met."},{"startTime":1193.4,"endTime":1196.653,"body":"And then one day,"},{"startTime":1193.4,"endTime":1196.653,"body":"she just waxed poetic about the day"},{"startTime":1196.945,"endTime":1199.907,"body":"that JFK just drove through the town."},{"startTime":1199.907,"endTime":1204.077,"body":"And that's what gave her hope"},{"startTime":1199.907,"endTime":1204.077,"body":"to get out of town and become an actress."},{"startTime":1204.077,"endTime":1205.12,"body":"And then now she's a teacher."},{"startTime":1205.12,"endTime":1208.373,"body":"But she told us that all of her rooms"},{"startTime":1205.12,"endTime":1208.373,"body":"were a performance."},{"startTime":1208.582,"endTime":1210.417,"body":"Anyway, she, But yes, that was all."},{"startTime":1210.417,"endTime":1211.71,"body":"That was the biggest thing that ever made."},{"startTime":1211.71,"endTime":1214.171,"body":"The decision takes one decision,"},{"startTime":1211.71,"endTime":1214.171,"body":"that's all. She."},{"startTime":1214.171,"endTime":1214.463,"body":"That was the"},{"startTime":1214.463,"endTime":1217.883,"body":"biggest thing that ever happened to her"},{"startTime":1214.463,"endTime":1217.883,"body":"was when JFK drove through the town."},{"startTime":1218.383,"endTime":1220.469,"body":"isn't that great, Miss Vallis?"},{"startTime":1220.469,"endTime":1221.303,"body":"What a horrible name."},{"startTime":1221.303,"endTime":1222.387,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":1222.387,"endTime":1225.682,"body":"For, when your room is a classroom"},{"startTime":1222.387,"endTime":1225.682,"body":"full of 14 year old kids"},{"startTime":1225.682,"endTime":1227.976,"body":"and you have to stand and say, hi,"},{"startTime":1225.682,"endTime":1227.976,"body":"my name is miss."},{"startTime":1227.976,"endTime":1231.271,"body":"I think I think about where I was"},{"startTime":1231.271,"endTime":1235.859,"body":"when, when Garrett and I"},{"startTime":1231.271,"endTime":1235.859,"body":"were stoned and driving to party,"},{"startTime":1235.859,"endTime":1240.113,"body":"and we saw, in, in the,"},{"startTime":1235.859,"endTime":1240.113,"body":"in that we weren't driving."},{"startTime":1240.113,"endTime":1243.325,"body":"We were in a lift and in the,"},{"startTime":1240.113,"endTime":1243.325,"body":"in the headlights of the lift, we saw,"},{"startTime":1243.951,"endTime":1246.411,"body":"somebody's legs, naked legs"},{"startTime":1246.411,"endTime":1250.832,"body":"on top of a car,"},{"startTime":1246.411,"endTime":1250.832,"body":"and somebody's going into those legs."},{"startTime":1250.832,"endTime":1253.961,"body":"We saw somebody"},{"startTime":1250.832,"endTime":1253.961,"body":"getting fucked on a car. Yes."},{"startTime":1254.002,"endTime":1255.42,"body":"Oh, it wasn't an accident."},{"startTime":1255.42,"endTime":1257.547,"body":"No, no, no, I made"},{"startTime":1255.42,"endTime":1257.547,"body":"it sound like an accident."},{"startTime":1257.547,"endTime":1261.218,"body":"No, but just where you are"},{"startTime":1257.547,"endTime":1261.218,"body":"when you're stoned and going to a party."},{"startTime":1261.218,"endTime":1262.678,"body":"And do you remember that carrot?"},{"startTime":1262.678,"endTime":1265.305,"body":"And I even remember the song"},{"startTime":1262.678,"endTime":1265.305,"body":"that was playing."},{"startTime":1265.305,"endTime":1266.431,"body":"It was."},{"startTime":1266.431,"endTime":1268.35,"body":"No, no one."},{"startTime":1268.35,"endTime":1269.935,"body":"We saw it when we're all flipped out."},{"startTime":1269.935,"endTime":1273.48,"body":"It was,"},{"startTime":1269.935,"endTime":1273.48,"body":"Michael Jackson's She's Out of My Life."},{"startTime":1275.44,"endTime":1277.526,"body":"while they're making love."},{"startTime":1277.526,"endTime":1278.86,"body":"Yeah. We're in two men."},{"startTime":1278.86,"endTime":1280.237,"body":"Oh, two men. Yes."},{"startTime":1280.237,"endTime":1282.03,"body":"Yeah, yeah, that's actually, I."},{"startTime":1282.03,"endTime":1284.157,"body":"Know it was on the front of a hood."},{"startTime":1284.157,"endTime":1285.45,"body":"And these in there."},{"startTime":1285.45,"endTime":1287.786,"body":"the first thing we saw"},{"startTime":1285.45,"endTime":1287.786,"body":"were legs in the air."},{"startTime":1287.786,"endTime":1288.537,"body":"And then."},{"startTime":1288.537,"endTime":1292.499,"body":"Then as we got closer,"},{"startTime":1288.537,"endTime":1292.499,"body":"we saw the other guy, and,"},{"startTime":1293.041,"endTime":1296.044,"body":"with his pants around his ankles"},{"startTime":1293.041,"endTime":1296.044,"body":"going, like."},{"startTime":1296.586,"endTime":1297.838,"body":"So they were probably move."},{"startTime":1297.838,"endTime":1301.216,"body":"Their presence was,"},{"startTime":1297.838,"endTime":1301.216,"body":"be limber and be back."},{"startTime":1301.216,"endTime":1304.469,"body":"So you face to face as opposed to"},{"startTime":1301.216,"endTime":1304.469,"body":"why am I assuming they always."},{"startTime":1304.469,"endTime":1305.595,"body":"Had is the."},{"startTime":1305.595,"endTime":1307.222,"body":"No, they weren't face to face."},{"startTime":1307.222,"endTime":1308.89,"body":"But his legs were in the air."},{"startTime":1308.89,"endTime":1310.017,"body":"So he was on his back."},{"startTime":1310.017,"endTime":1312.686,"body":"Back? Yeah. Yeah."},{"startTime":1310.017,"endTime":1312.686,"body":"And then the guy. 000 yeah."},{"startTime":1312.686,"endTime":1314.855,"body":"So that yeah,"},{"startTime":1312.686,"endTime":1314.855,"body":"they weren't face fit. Right. Right."},{"startTime":1314.855,"endTime":1315.939,"body":"But like they, it's."},{"startTime":1315.939,"endTime":1317.607,"body":"Like the one guy was fit."},{"startTime":1317.607,"endTime":1319.276,"body":"90 degree face. Face."},{"startTime":1320.402,"endTime":1321.028,"body":"All right."},{"startTime":1321.028,"endTime":1323.78,"body":"Laura sure was,"},{"startTime":1323.78,"endTime":1325.449,"body":"and then. This covers a lot of."},{"startTime":1325.449,"endTime":1327.743,"body":"That. Yeah."},{"startTime":1325.449,"endTime":1327.743,"body":"And then I'm this person, right? Yeah."},{"startTime":1327.743,"endTime":1328.452,"body":"Okay. Yeah."},{"startTime":1328.452,"endTime":1329.953,"body":"See, I that is face."},{"startTime":1329.953,"endTime":1332.956,"body":"Did I told you. Okay. Wrong."},{"startTime":1332.998,"endTime":1334.291,"body":"I beg everybody's pardon."},{"startTime":1334.291,"endTime":1337.002,"body":"There's potential for love there."},{"startTime":1337.002,"endTime":1337.878,"body":"There's sure is."},{"startTime":1337.878,"endTime":1338.837,"body":"It was off the charts."},{"startTime":1338.837,"endTime":1341.673,"body":"I was so into you just now."},{"startTime":1338.837,"endTime":1341.673,"body":"I can't even. Say."},{"startTime":1341.673,"endTime":1343.383,"body":"Can we send a snapshot of that"},{"startTime":1341.673,"endTime":1343.383,"body":"to my parents"},{"startTime":1343.383,"endTime":1346.887,"body":"until my finally scored with a woman,"},{"startTime":1343.383,"endTime":1346.887,"body":"it only took four decades."},{"startTime":1346.887,"endTime":1349.556,"body":"That's not true. I had my"},{"startTime":1346.887,"endTime":1349.556,"body":"I had a spell in my 20s."},{"startTime":1349.556,"endTime":1351.391,"body":"you sure did. Wait, Laura."},{"startTime":1351.391,"endTime":1353.769,"body":"Okay, wait a second, Dave. Let's have."},{"startTime":1353.769,"endTime":1356.188,"body":"I know let's talk about. Sexuality is."},{"startTime":1356.188,"endTime":1357.564,"body":"I know."},{"startTime":1357.564,"endTime":1362.861,"body":"So you are single"},{"startTime":1357.564,"endTime":1362.861,"body":"or are you seeing someone do this?"},{"startTime":1363.862,"endTime":1366.239,"body":"to to to tie off the thing about."},{"startTime":1366.239,"endTime":1369.242,"body":"Okay, you don't need to define yourself."},{"startTime":1369.659,"endTime":1374.539,"body":"Oh. truly, I think I'm"},{"startTime":1369.659,"endTime":1374.539,"body":"leaning into that way more than I used to."},{"startTime":1374.539,"endTime":1376.625,"body":"About, like how do I live my day to day?"},{"startTime":1376.625,"endTime":1377.292,"body":"What do you do?"},{"startTime":1377.292,"endTime":1379.836,"body":"Is it just good for me"},{"startTime":1377.292,"endTime":1379.836,"body":"personally in the moment?"},{"startTime":1379.836,"endTime":1380.504,"body":"Can help you?"},{"startTime":1380.504,"endTime":1383.382,"body":"Yeah. I mean, what a book. Tell me, is it?"},{"startTime":1383.382,"endTime":1384.883,"body":"Oh, go ahead,"},{"startTime":1384.883,"endTime":1385.717,"body":"the Bible."},{"startTime":1385.717,"endTime":1388.011,"body":"No. Could be lost, but they don't want me."},{"startTime":1388.011,"endTime":1390.68,"body":"No, it's, ego is the enemy."},{"startTime":1390.68,"endTime":1392.599,"body":"It's called ego is the enemy."},{"startTime":1392.599,"endTime":1393.433,"body":"David, I love you."},{"startTime":1393.433,"endTime":1396.395,"body":"So when you said the Bible, I thought,"},{"startTime":1396.395,"endTime":1398.063,"body":"what do we do. Now, man?"},{"startTime":1398.063,"endTime":1401.358,"body":"It turned out the Stoics about the way"},{"startTime":1398.063,"endTime":1401.358,"body":"the Stoics."},{"startTime":1401.358,"endTime":1403.819,"body":"Okay. Marcus Aurelius."},{"startTime":1403.819,"endTime":1408.323,"body":"I know that they gave the wisdom"},{"startTime":1403.819,"endTime":1408.323,"body":"that has worked for centuries."},{"startTime":1409.324,"endTime":1411.576,"body":"Hey, here's something, Dave."},{"startTime":1411.576,"endTime":1413.078,"body":"You know, look in."},{"startTime":1413.078,"endTime":1416.915,"body":"We've we've all kind of been"},{"startTime":1413.078,"endTime":1416.915,"body":"through this Covid strikes."},{"startTime":1417.999,"endTime":1419.543,"body":"What do you do?"},{"startTime":1419.543,"endTime":1424.881,"body":"to stay kind of centered and happy"},{"startTime":1419.543,"endTime":1424.881,"body":"and busy."},{"startTime":1425.549,"endTime":1429.01,"body":"Do you do you write or what"},{"startTime":1425.549,"endTime":1429.01,"body":"do you do or sit in your robe?"},{"startTime":1429.386,"endTime":1431.888,"body":"a year of the, five, 5 a.m. club."},{"startTime":1431.888,"endTime":1433.515,"body":"No, it's a book."},{"startTime":1433.515,"endTime":1435.851,"body":"But basically that says all of it."},{"startTime":1435.851,"endTime":1440.439,"body":"you've been reading,"},{"startTime":1435.851,"endTime":1440.439,"body":"And get up the night before you go to bed."},{"startTime":1440.772,"endTime":1443.65,"body":"you write down your goals for tomorrow."},{"startTime":1443.65,"endTime":1446.445,"body":"the big ones, whatever."},{"startTime":1446.445,"endTime":1450.49,"body":"I have a set of habits"},{"startTime":1446.445,"endTime":1450.49,"body":"you always do at 5 a.m.."},{"startTime":1450.782,"endTime":1451.241,"body":"What are they?"},{"startTime":1451.241,"endTime":1453.243,"body":"Whatever works for you, right?"},{"startTime":1453.243,"endTime":1454.661,"body":"To get your body moving."},{"startTime":1454.661,"endTime":1457.706,"body":"get your mind moving. At 5 a.m.."},{"startTime":1458.123,"endTime":1459.166,"body":"Yeah. Nothing."},{"startTime":1459.166,"endTime":1461.168,"body":"Unless I'm. If I'm up already."},{"startTime":1461.168,"endTime":1462.502,"body":"You can change it."},{"startTime":1462.502,"endTime":1465.172,"body":"Because you don't have kids. Yeah."},{"startTime":1465.172,"endTime":1467.174,"body":"That's change starts at seven okay."},{"startTime":1467.174,"endTime":1468.8,"body":"And it has for so long hasn't it."},{"startTime":1470.469,"endTime":1471.636,"body":"Oh. You"},{"startTime":1471.636,"endTime":1474.639,"body":"trying to make me cry."},{"startTime":1476.475,"endTime":1479.102,"body":"Oh you need to quiet those quiet hours."},{"startTime":1479.102,"endTime":1482.105,"body":"Well this, this intimates that we all do."},{"startTime":1482.439,"endTime":1485.817,"body":"Because we all tend to have"},{"startTime":1482.439,"endTime":1485.817,"body":"or start every day."},{"startTime":1486.359,"endTime":1488.612,"body":"Right. With all the distractions."},{"startTime":1488.612,"endTime":1490.322,"body":"Yeah. All day."},{"startTime":1490.322,"endTime":1493.45,"body":"We think we have to participate. Right."},{"startTime":1493.658,"endTime":1497.245,"body":"I like to say that you never know"},{"startTime":1493.658,"endTime":1497.245,"body":"what it's like to not have kids"},{"startTime":1497.245,"endTime":1500.248,"body":"till you don't have kids."},{"startTime":1500.54,"endTime":1503.376,"body":"Do you take trips."},{"startTime":1503.376,"endTime":1504.252,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":1504.252,"endTime":1506.296,"body":"I get up whenever the hell I want."},{"startTime":1506.296,"endTime":1508.965,"body":"I drink out of the,"},{"startTime":1506.296,"endTime":1508.965,"body":"I drink out of the milk carton, drinks."},{"startTime":1508.965,"endTime":1511.676,"body":"Out of the. Toilet,"},{"startTime":1508.965,"endTime":1511.676,"body":"I drink out of the toilet."},{"startTime":1511.676,"endTime":1513.637,"body":"I get stoned,"},{"startTime":1513.637,"endTime":1516.515,"body":"I play around with Garrett"},{"startTime":1513.637,"endTime":1516.515,"body":"and I, like, get"},{"startTime":1516.515,"endTime":1519.851,"body":"stoned and eat barbecue"},{"startTime":1516.515,"endTime":1519.851,"body":"potato chips until morning."},{"startTime":1519.851,"endTime":1522.187,"body":"No, I'm sorry."},{"startTime":1519.851,"endTime":1522.187,"body":"You can't do that when you have kids."},{"startTime":1522.187,"endTime":1524.689,"body":"I don't want. Do"},{"startTime":1522.187,"endTime":1524.689,"body":"I feel like you're trying?"},{"startTime":1524.689,"endTime":1526.441,"body":"No. Okay. No."},{"startTime":1526.441,"endTime":1529.903,"body":"But, write down the things"},{"startTime":1526.441,"endTime":1529.903,"body":"that are important, in the morning"},{"startTime":1529.903,"endTime":1531.78,"body":"that you intend to do in those two hours."},{"startTime":1531.78,"endTime":1533.406,"body":"And you give yourself two hours."},{"startTime":1533.406,"endTime":1534.574,"body":"Yeah, well, 5 to 7."},{"startTime":1534.574,"endTime":1536.66,"body":"So the world starts at seven. Correct."},{"startTime":1536.66,"endTime":1539.204,"body":"And when you grow on that, even."},{"startTime":1536.66,"endTime":1539.204,"body":"On east west coast time."},{"startTime":1539.204,"endTime":1543.291,"body":"Well I said I don't I'm"},{"startTime":1539.204,"endTime":1543.291,"body":"not I'm on that time zone that I'm busy."},{"startTime":1543.291,"endTime":1545.669,"body":"That's why I like West Coast time"},{"startTime":1543.291,"endTime":1545.669,"body":"because of the time at 7 a.m."},{"startTime":1545.669,"endTime":1547.879,"body":"the rest of the world is pretty much dealt"},{"startTime":1545.669,"endTime":1547.879,"body":"with the day."},{"startTime":1547.879,"endTime":1549.548,"body":"Okay, so then it's mine for the."},{"startTime":1549.548,"endTime":1552.175,"body":"Fun, I know, but how do you do that,"},{"startTime":1549.548,"endTime":1552.175,"body":"Dave? And work at night."},{"startTime":1552.175,"endTime":1554.01,"body":"You've been doing stand up at night."},{"startTime":1554.01,"endTime":1555.637,"body":"I will adjust it on the weekends."},{"startTime":1555.637,"endTime":1557.43,"body":"Oh, okay. Okay, okay."},{"startTime":1557.43,"endTime":1559.683,"body":"You were when you're on the. Road,"},{"startTime":1557.43,"endTime":1559.683,"body":"I just started."},{"startTime":1559.683,"endTime":1560.225,"body":"Oh, okay."},{"startTime":1560.225,"endTime":1563.311,"body":"Okay, okay, Dave, it's not going to last."},{"startTime":1563.311,"endTime":1565.897,"body":"It is. That's fucking crazy. I'm with you."},{"startTime":1565.897,"endTime":1569.234,"body":"When I, I used to I, when I used to,"},{"startTime":1569.317,"endTime":1571.194,"body":"especially in Covid,"},{"startTime":1569.317,"endTime":1571.194,"body":"that was when I would get up early"},{"startTime":1571.194,"endTime":1571.444,"body":"and I would"},{"startTime":1571.444,"endTime":1574.114,"body":"you just get shit done in the first couple"},{"startTime":1571.444,"endTime":1574.114,"body":"like hour and a half"},{"startTime":1574.114,"endTime":1576.658,"body":"and then the rest of"},{"startTime":1574.114,"endTime":1576.658,"body":"you have the sense of accomplishment."},{"startTime":1576.658,"endTime":1578.994,"body":"So then whatever you do"},{"startTime":1576.658,"endTime":1578.994,"body":"for the rest of the day,"},{"startTime":1578.994,"endTime":1581.329,"body":"good or bad,"},{"startTime":1578.994,"endTime":1581.329,"body":"it's like you already accomplished."},{"startTime":1581.329,"endTime":1582.247,"body":"Right?"},{"startTime":1582.247,"endTime":1582.789,"body":"Something."},{"startTime":1582.789,"endTime":1586.751,"body":"And so that little that itch or whatever"},{"startTime":1582.789,"endTime":1586.751,"body":"that I wasted time happened."},{"startTime":1587.043,"endTime":1590.046,"body":"all of it are you're free to roam,"},{"startTime":1587.043,"endTime":1590.046,"body":"especially as a creative person"},{"startTime":1590.046,"endTime":1591.756,"body":"when you need quiet time or long time"},{"startTime":1591.756,"endTime":1594.843,"body":"and all that shit for somebody"},{"startTime":1591.756,"endTime":1594.843,"body":"to bubble up and come to you."},{"startTime":1594.843,"endTime":1597.512,"body":"For me personally, it's like,"},{"startTime":1594.843,"endTime":1597.512,"body":"oh, if I didn't do my responsible things"},{"startTime":1597.512,"endTime":1600.515,"body":"and I can't be creative, like, you start"},{"startTime":1597.512,"endTime":1600.515,"body":"getting that weird homework, right?"},{"startTime":1600.807,"endTime":1603.143,"body":"I didn't complete my goals."},{"startTime":1603.143,"endTime":1605.687,"body":"Right, or I. Didn't."},{"startTime":1603.143,"endTime":1605.687,"body":"You set the night before?"},{"startTime":1605.687,"endTime":1607.188,"body":"Yeah, that are easy."},{"startTime":1607.188,"endTime":1609.357,"body":"Well, to me, if you have long term goals."},{"startTime":1609.357,"endTime":1612.485,"body":"And how can you do something"},{"startTime":1609.357,"endTime":1612.485,"body":"to affect those every day."},{"startTime":1612.986,"endTime":1614.112,"body":"Right. Yeah."},{"startTime":1614.112,"endTime":1615.572,"body":"That's your job. That your habit."},{"startTime":1615.572,"endTime":1616.99,"body":"Right. Dave."},{"startTime":1616.99,"endTime":1617.907,"body":"Where were you 30."},{"startTime":1617.907,"endTime":1619.909,"body":"Years ago"},{"startTime":1617.907,"endTime":1619.909,"body":"I know I was going to say when you were."},{"startTime":1619.909,"endTime":1621.077,"body":"Up here."},{"startTime":1621.077,"endTime":1624.08,"body":"You're a great"},{"startTime":1621.077,"endTime":1624.08,"body":"you're a great dad to, to both of us."},{"startTime":1624.331,"endTime":1627.792,"body":"and just in general I can tell."},{"startTime":1627.792,"endTime":1629.252,"body":"But Dave, you're enlightenment."},{"startTime":1629.252,"endTime":1630.462,"body":"Yeah, I used to think that way."},{"startTime":1630.462,"endTime":1633.882,"body":"So when did you become,"},{"startTime":1630.462,"endTime":1633.882,"body":"I didn't have the tools,"},{"startTime":1633.882,"endTime":1636.885,"body":"and I had not done the reading"},{"startTime":1633.882,"endTime":1636.885,"body":"for those concepts."},{"startTime":1637.177,"endTime":1638.762,"body":"I'm from a small town in Missouri."},{"startTime":1638.762,"endTime":1639.554,"body":"Yeah. What not."},{"startTime":1639.554,"endTime":1642.515,"body":"But no one is intellectually curious"},{"startTime":1643.475,"endTime":1644.225,"body":"knowing that in"},{"startTime":1644.225,"endTime":1647.228,"body":"that town even knows what those two words"},{"startTime":1644.225,"endTime":1647.228,"body":"mean."},{"startTime":1648.229,"endTime":1650.106,"body":"yeah. People don't have dreams."},{"startTime":1650.106,"endTime":1652.233,"body":"Yeah. Yeah. Jobs."},{"startTime":1652.233,"endTime":1653.943,"body":"and then that church. Right."},{"startTime":1653.943,"endTime":1654.986,"body":"Did you grow up on a farm."},{"startTime":1654.986,"endTime":1657.989,"body":"No. I grew up in town of 2000"},{"startTime":1654.986,"endTime":1657.989,"body":"people. Okay."},{"startTime":1657.989,"endTime":1662.702,"body":"My father was a manufacturer of livestock"},{"startTime":1657.989,"endTime":1662.702,"body":"trailers, specific for turkeys."},{"startTime":1662.994,"endTime":1663.411,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":1663.411,"endTime":1665.997,"body":"Not turkey coops you put in the backyard."},{"startTime":1665.997,"endTime":1668.041,"body":"If you've ever seen turkeys"},{"startTime":1665.997,"endTime":1668.041,"body":"go down the road."},{"startTime":1668.041,"endTime":1669.167,"body":"Yes, yes."},{"startTime":1669.167,"endTime":1671.252,"body":"I want to take"},{"startTime":1669.167,"endTime":1671.252,"body":"I want to lupus back around."},{"startTime":1671.252,"endTime":1674.089,"body":"So nobody thought like you and your family"},{"startTime":1671.252,"endTime":1674.089,"body":"or your parents."},{"startTime":1674.089,"endTime":1678.426,"body":"So then when they saw you on TV"},{"startTime":1674.089,"endTime":1678.426,"body":"for the first time, were they like,"},{"startTime":1678.76,"endTime":1679.928,"body":"oh, he's really got it."},{"startTime":1679.928,"endTime":1682.013,"body":"He's got what it takes."},{"startTime":1682.013,"endTime":1683.89,"body":"I don't know how I want us to be. No,"},{"startTime":1685.225,"endTime":1686.935,"body":"Go ahead."},{"startTime":1686.935,"endTime":1689.938,"body":"it's a world they can't conceive."},{"startTime":1689.979,"endTime":1691.106,"body":"Right."},{"startTime":1691.106,"endTime":1693.191,"body":"So I was"},{"startTime":1693.191,"endTime":1695.402,"body":"surprised they let me do that."},{"startTime":1695.402,"endTime":1695.902,"body":"well what's."},{"startTime":1695.902,"endTime":1698.905,"body":"What's the, what's the practical and."},{"startTime":1701.074,"endTime":1703.66,"body":"You're gonna teach,"},{"startTime":1701.074,"endTime":1703.66,"body":"you're going to be a lawyer."},{"startTime":1703.66,"endTime":1706.621,"body":"Are you to work for a powerful person"},{"startTime":1703.66,"endTime":1706.621,"body":"who's compromise."},{"startTime":1706.996,"endTime":1708.581,"body":"it was character ethics."},{"startTime":1708.581,"endTime":1711.209,"body":"You don't get along. Yeah."},{"startTime":1711.209,"endTime":1714.212,"body":"But I was always interested in politics."},{"startTime":1714.212,"endTime":1716.673,"body":"and my parents had to have,"},{"startTime":1716.673,"endTime":1718.842,"body":"you know, a nature. Right? Sure."},{"startTime":1718.842,"endTime":1719.467,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":1719.467,"endTime":1722.971,"body":"So, but I think my interest in politics"},{"startTime":1719.467,"endTime":1722.971,"body":"was only driven"},{"startTime":1722.971,"endTime":1725.181,"body":"by my desire to be in front of me."},{"startTime":1725.181,"endTime":1727.976,"body":"Yeah, I think that's a lot of people's."},{"startTime":1727.976,"endTime":1730.687,"body":"Now, think about Tipton, Missouri."},{"startTime":1730.687,"endTime":1732.522,"body":"There's no internet."},{"startTime":1732.522,"endTime":1735.066,"body":"there's not a library film list."},{"startTime":1735.066,"endTime":1738.236,"body":"How do I become a, an actor? Right, right."},{"startTime":1738.278,"endTime":1738.903,"body":"There's not an"},{"startTime":1741.03,"endTime":1742.949,"body":"I've never met."},{"startTime":1742.949,"endTime":1747.036,"body":"all I know is the stuff"},{"startTime":1742.949,"endTime":1747.036,"body":"I like on television."},{"startTime":1747.162,"endTime":1750.29,"body":"Sure."},{"startTime":1747.162,"endTime":1750.29,"body":"What were you into. Comedy. Like what?"},{"startTime":1750.29,"endTime":1752.625,"body":"Those was Abbott and Costello"},{"startTime":1750.29,"endTime":1752.625,"body":"and Marx Brothers."},{"startTime":1752.625,"endTime":1755.336,"body":"Yeah. early."},{"startTime":1755.336,"endTime":1756.296,"body":"I didn't watch those."},{"startTime":1756.296,"endTime":1760.133,"body":"and then as SNL came on Monty Python and."},{"startTime":1761.634,"endTime":1762.343,"body":"Sctv, I."},{"startTime":1762.343,"endTime":1764.345,"body":"Look, I was 12, 13 there."},{"startTime":1764.345,"endTime":1765.555,"body":"Yeah. I'm so sad."},{"startTime":1765.555,"endTime":1768.349,"body":"Martin Mull is dead."},{"startTime":1765.555,"endTime":1768.349,"body":"You knew him, right? Yeah."},{"startTime":1768.349,"endTime":1769.851,"body":"Yeah. And then. Yeah."},{"startTime":1769.851,"endTime":1772.353,"body":"we're off topic. I'm sorry."},{"startTime":1769.851,"endTime":1772.353,"body":"That's your job."},{"startTime":1772.353,"endTime":1773.646,"body":"I assume you're the producer."},{"startTime":1773.646,"endTime":1776.274,"body":"that was it."},{"startTime":1773.646,"endTime":1776.274,"body":"we have to go tangent. Daniels."},{"startTime":1776.274,"endTime":1777.233,"body":"So you were watching."},{"startTime":1777.233,"endTime":1780.195,"body":"You like old comedy"},{"startTime":1777.233,"endTime":1780.195,"body":"and that was what you were like."},{"startTime":1780.195,"endTime":1781.821,"body":"I want to be a comedian."},{"startTime":1781.821,"endTime":1782.947,"body":"Or you wanted to be an actor."},{"startTime":1782.947,"endTime":1785.033,"body":"But you bonded with your dad."},{"startTime":1785.033,"endTime":1786.951,"body":"Maybe watching that stuff."},{"startTime":1786.951,"endTime":1787.577,"body":"In a way."},{"startTime":1787.577,"endTime":1788.244,"body":"Oh, okay."},{"startTime":1788.244,"endTime":1790.121,"body":"my dad was a very hard worker."},{"startTime":1790.121,"endTime":1791.372,"body":"He was one of nine."},{"startTime":1791.372,"endTime":1795.084,"body":"he probably started working for his dad"},{"startTime":1791.372,"endTime":1795.084,"body":"when he was four."},{"startTime":1795.251,"endTime":1798.004,"body":"Oh, wow. He let me wait till I was seven."},{"startTime":1800.673,"endTime":1802.175,"body":"Dave, was there, like a"},{"startTime":1802.175,"endTime":1805.512,"body":"family where y'all was the whole family"},{"startTime":1802.175,"endTime":1805.512,"body":"from Tipton for like generations."},{"startTime":1805.512,"endTime":1809.766,"body":"And so, My grandfather Joe"},{"startTime":1811.976,"endTime":1813.645,"body":"Cagney out of Newark."},{"startTime":1813.645,"endTime":1815.271,"body":"Okay. From the Sisters of Mercy."},{"startTime":1815.271,"endTime":1815.897,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":1815.897,"endTime":1818.9,"body":"All we know is that his mother's"},{"startTime":1815.897,"endTime":1818.9,"body":"name was Williams."},{"startTime":1819.526,"endTime":1822.821,"body":"And then they send these kids"},{"startTime":1819.526,"endTime":1822.821,"body":"orphans on orphan trains."},{"startTime":1823.488,"endTime":1825.323,"body":"So he was 4 or 5."},{"startTime":1825.323,"endTime":1829.994,"body":"He got shipped on a train"},{"startTime":1825.323,"endTime":1829.994,"body":"with his sister to New Orleans."},{"startTime":1830.829,"endTime":1833.373,"body":"And then they were transferred"},{"startTime":1830.829,"endTime":1833.373,"body":"all over the Midwest."},{"startTime":1833.373,"endTime":1834.624,"body":"Yeah. Oh wow."},{"startTime":1834.624,"endTime":1836.793,"body":"Sister. We're not kept."},{"startTime":1836.793,"endTime":1838.378,"body":"Oh no."},{"startTime":1838.378,"endTime":1841.714,"body":"From the one place"},{"startTime":1838.378,"endTime":1841.714,"body":"he knows somewhere else that you know"},{"startTime":1841.714,"endTime":1843.842,"body":"who's going to tell this kid? You go."},{"startTime":1843.842,"endTime":1846.636,"body":"So then he's down with these people."},{"startTime":1846.636,"endTime":1847.887,"body":"My understanding."},{"startTime":1847.887,"endTime":1851.558,"body":"My grandfather, who I never met,"},{"startTime":1847.887,"endTime":1851.558,"body":"was not a person that talked."},{"startTime":1851.891,"endTime":1852.892,"body":"Oh, great."},{"startTime":1852.892,"endTime":1856.229,"body":"So my dad said, his dad would be"},{"startTime":1856.896,"endTime":1859.607,"body":"in drive for, like, miles,"},{"startTime":1860.608,"endTime":1862.068,"body":"and he'd make some comment."},{"startTime":1862.068,"endTime":1863.778,"body":"That was insignificant."},{"startTime":1863.778,"endTime":1866.197,"body":"So what's that."},{"startTime":1866.197,"endTime":1870.451,"body":"And so you know at that time too"},{"startTime":1866.197,"endTime":1870.451,"body":"if you couldn't have kids"},{"startTime":1870.827,"endTime":1873.705,"body":"there's a lot of shame to it."},{"startTime":1873.705,"endTime":1875.915,"body":"Had no idea what sciences. Right."},{"startTime":1875.915,"endTime":1879.669,"body":"so No no that was Joe's."},{"startTime":1879.669,"endTime":1882.505,"body":"Sorry. That was Joe's dad."},{"startTime":1879.669,"endTime":1882.505,"body":"That guy. Yeah."},{"startTime":1882.505,"endTime":1885.216,"body":"And so I don't know what"},{"startTime":1882.505,"endTime":1885.216,"body":"his upbringing was."},{"startTime":1885.216,"endTime":1887.385,"body":"I'm guessing it was very harsh."},{"startTime":1887.385,"endTime":1889.47,"body":"To work very hard."},{"startTime":1889.47,"endTime":1892.807,"body":"And my guess is that my great grandfather"},{"startTime":1889.47,"endTime":1892.807,"body":"had a terrible temper."},{"startTime":1893.016,"endTime":1893.933,"body":"Oh no."},{"startTime":1893.933,"endTime":1897.562,"body":"Because there are"},{"startTime":1893.933,"endTime":1897.562,"body":"there are stories of my grandfather"},{"startTime":1897.979,"endTime":1901.399,"body":"chasing the kids around the house"},{"startTime":1897.979,"endTime":1901.399,"body":"with a butcher knife."},{"startTime":1901.482,"endTime":1902.817,"body":"Whoa."},{"startTime":1902.817,"endTime":1905.528,"body":"Who's angry about something? Yeah. Wow."},{"startTime":1905.528,"endTime":1909.574,"body":"So I'm impressed how these kids torn away"},{"startTime":1905.528,"endTime":1909.574,"body":"from the one thing you know."},{"startTime":1909.657,"endTime":1910.325,"body":"Well, it's so."},{"startTime":1910.325,"endTime":1913.786,"body":"Often to this place that these people,"},{"startTime":1910.325,"endTime":1913.786,"body":"he can't assembly."},{"startTime":1913.786,"endTime":1917.332,"body":"But my friend's mother in Montana"},{"startTime":1913.786,"endTime":1917.332,"body":"was bought"},{"startTime":1917.916,"endTime":1921.794,"body":"in this in a similar way, where"},{"startTime":1917.916,"endTime":1921.794,"body":"there was a doctor who would like spirit,"},{"startTime":1922.295,"endTime":1925.673,"body":"if you didn't want your kid,"},{"startTime":1922.295,"endTime":1925.673,"body":"you know, spirited away, and then someone"},{"startTime":1925.673,"endTime":1927.091,"body":"would come and buy the baby."},{"startTime":1927.091,"endTime":1930.386,"body":"And she found, like,"},{"startTime":1927.091,"endTime":1930.386,"body":"she calls it her sisters or whatever,"},{"startTime":1930.386,"endTime":1932.305,"body":"but they're not really other kids"},{"startTime":1932.305,"endTime":1936.059,"body":"who went through the same system"},{"startTime":1932.305,"endTime":1936.059,"body":"because someone found literally a receipt."},{"startTime":1936.559,"endTime":1937.769,"body":"So, yeah."},{"startTime":1937.769,"endTime":1938.728,"body":"He's written on it."},{"startTime":1938.728,"endTime":1942.023,"body":"but her family background is like right."},{"startTime":1942.023,"endTime":1943.942,"body":"It starts right there with like a fucking."},{"startTime":1943.942,"endTime":1946.903,"body":"handwritten like dollar amount I think."},{"startTime":1946.903,"endTime":1949.03,"body":"And it's something like $50"},{"startTime":1946.903,"endTime":1949.03,"body":"or you know something crazy."},{"startTime":1949.03,"endTime":1951.282,"body":"But people like that existed. Yeah."},{"startTime":1951.282,"endTime":1953.952,"body":"You know, so my father grew up on a farm."},{"startTime":1953.952,"endTime":1955.495,"body":"And so my great grandfather"},{"startTime":1956.621,"endTime":1958.539,"body":"and Yeah."},{"startTime":1958.539,"endTime":1961.334,"body":"And so they're eking out an existence."},{"startTime":1961.334,"endTime":1961.751,"body":"Right."},{"startTime":1961.751,"endTime":1965.546,"body":"so they're, you know, they're working"},{"startTime":1961.751,"endTime":1965.546,"body":"all the time, seven days a week."},{"startTime":1965.713,"endTime":1967.006,"body":"Not make a lot of money."},{"startTime":1967.006,"endTime":1970.009,"body":"And, so this kid probably went to work"},{"startTime":1967.006,"endTime":1970.009,"body":"right away."},{"startTime":1970.093,"endTime":1970.468,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":1970.468,"endTime":1973.471,"body":"My guess is there wasn't a lot of warmth."},{"startTime":1973.471,"endTime":1975.515,"body":"Or love in the house."},{"startTime":1975.515,"endTime":1978.518,"body":"and so now what do we have like"},{"startTime":1975.515,"endTime":1978.518,"body":"I don't know the guy."},{"startTime":1980.144,"endTime":1982.939,"body":"he was able to find a wife"},{"startTime":1980.144,"endTime":1982.939,"body":"and then had eight nine kids."},{"startTime":1982.939,"endTime":1984.023,"body":"Oh jeez. Yeah."},{"startTime":1984.023,"endTime":1985.525,"body":"And they all just worked."},{"startTime":1985.525,"endTime":1987.11,"body":"Yeah. All was his work."},{"startTime":1987.11,"endTime":1989.195,"body":"Every one of them had a business."},{"startTime":1989.195,"endTime":1992.031,"body":"Where was he. And then you. Say so."},{"startTime":1992.031,"endTime":1995.034,"body":"Your father."},{"startTime":1992.031,"endTime":1995.034,"body":"Well where was he in the night."},{"startTime":1995.368,"endTime":1996.995,"body":"he was five in the middle."},{"startTime":1996.995,"endTime":1998.204,"body":"Number five."},{"startTime":1998.204,"endTime":1999.539,"body":"Interesting."},{"startTime":1999.539,"endTime":2000.707,"body":"Do you think y'all shared that."},{"startTime":2000.707,"endTime":2002.834,"body":"Kind of like you're from big families."},{"startTime":2002.834,"endTime":2004.669,"body":"You have lots of siblings."},{"startTime":2002.834,"endTime":2004.669,"body":"You're smack in the middle."},{"startTime":2004.669,"endTime":2006.879,"body":"Did he relate to you"},{"startTime":2004.669,"endTime":2006.879,"body":"more than your other siblings?"},{"startTime":2006.879,"endTime":2007.88,"body":"You think in any way."},{"startTime":2008.965,"endTime":2009.882,"body":"no. Because you were that."},{"startTime":2009.882,"endTime":2010.591,"body":"You were that."},{"startTime":2010.591,"endTime":2014.595,"body":"Although I could not figure out"},{"startTime":2010.591,"endTime":2014.595,"body":"what the fuck was wrong."},{"startTime":2014.804,"endTime":2016.222,"body":"What about your mom?"},{"startTime":2016.222,"endTime":2017.64,"body":"No, she didn't get a kick out of you."},{"startTime":2017.64,"endTime":2018.975,"body":"My mother was an uncle."},{"startTime":2018.975,"endTime":2019.767,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":2019.767,"endTime":2022.979,"body":"And, she was taken from her."},{"startTime":2024.147,"endTime":2026.357,"body":"2000 people pass through Missouri,"},{"startTime":2026.357,"endTime":2029.318,"body":"brought to Tipton where she knew no one."},{"startTime":2029.402,"endTime":2032.405,"body":"And did not"},{"startTime":2029.402,"endTime":2032.405,"body":"particularly get along with her in-laws."},{"startTime":2032.655,"endTime":2033.489,"body":"Oh okay."},{"startTime":2033.489,"endTime":2036.534,"body":"Very vocal and complicated."},{"startTime":2036.701,"endTime":2041.414,"body":"And, Not interested in the dating"},{"startTime":2036.701,"endTime":2041.414,"body":"except talking very loudly."},{"startTime":2041.581,"endTime":2044.292,"body":"About what? Their opinion. Yeah. Yeah."},{"startTime":2044.292,"endTime":2047.92,"body":"So and I got the feeling that, my dad's,"},{"startTime":2048.212,"endTime":2051.215,"body":"my grandmother did not like that."},{"startTime":2052.633,"endTime":2054.26,"body":"So she was a drinker and a smoker."},{"startTime":2054.26,"endTime":2055.386,"body":"You know."},{"startTime":2055.386,"endTime":2058.181,"body":"Why not? Yeah. Six kids."},{"startTime":2058.181,"endTime":2060.349,"body":"Yeah. She did the books for the business."},{"startTime":2060.349,"endTime":2063.352,"body":"and she ironed clothes. Yeah."},{"startTime":2063.519,"endTime":2066.064,"body":"What was her brand."},{"startTime":2063.519,"endTime":2066.064,"body":"Do you remember what she likes. Right."},{"startTime":2066.064,"endTime":2067.356,"body":"What was it like?"},{"startTime":2067.356,"endTime":2068.9,"body":"The reverend is a Pall Mall."},{"startTime":2068.9,"endTime":2070.359,"body":"Marlboro, not Marlboro."},{"startTime":2070.359,"endTime":2071.319,"body":"O Pall Mall."},{"startTime":2071.319,"endTime":2073.529,"body":"It's red and black and white, right."},{"startTime":2073.529,"endTime":2075.49,"body":"Oh, and there's Viceroy."},{"startTime":2075.49,"endTime":2076.783,"body":"Vice versa. Menthol."},{"startTime":2076.783,"endTime":2078.409,"body":"Oh, I have no idea, I can't remember, I."},{"startTime":2078.409,"endTime":2081.412,"body":"Can't believe you never smoke."},{"startTime":2078.409,"endTime":2081.412,"body":"I know, yeah."},{"startTime":2081.496,"endTime":2084.248,"body":"I know."},{"startTime":2081.496,"endTime":2084.248,"body":"I was even afraid to smoke a joint."},{"startTime":2084.248,"endTime":2086.959,"body":"I didn't smoke a joint until I was,"},{"startTime":2084.248,"endTime":2086.959,"body":"like, 15."},{"startTime":2086.959,"endTime":2088.086,"body":"Really? Yeah."},{"startTime":2088.086,"endTime":2090.546,"body":"Those red nails,"},{"startTime":2088.086,"endTime":2090.546,"body":"when I made up for it, I mean, it it."},{"startTime":2091.589,"endTime":2093.508,"body":"so, so anyway, but you're watching TV"},{"startTime":2093.508,"endTime":2095.76,"body":"and I was an entertainment part of what,"},{"startTime":2093.508,"endTime":2095.76,"body":"the family part."},{"startTime":2095.76,"endTime":2098.304,"body":"Well I was drawn to it."},{"startTime":2095.76,"endTime":2098.304,"body":"That was that, that interested me."},{"startTime":2098.304,"endTime":2099.43,"body":"Who was anyone else in the family."},{"startTime":2099.43,"endTime":2101.933,"body":"So that when you become like an actor,"},{"startTime":2099.43,"endTime":2101.933,"body":"it's like."},{"startTime":2101.933,"endTime":2104.977,"body":"No, Dave, that's. I just don't get it."},{"startTime":2104.977,"endTime":2108.481,"body":"They didn't say, oh, my God,"},{"startTime":2104.977,"endTime":2108.481,"body":"you're an Aaron Ackerman, you're on TV."},{"startTime":2108.773,"endTime":2110.525,"body":"I had no desire to do that type of thing."},{"startTime":2110.525,"endTime":2112.777,"body":"Oh. But even later on."},{"startTime":2112.777,"endTime":2114.779,"body":"I'm like,"},{"startTime":2112.777,"endTime":2114.779,"body":"my brother took over my dad's business."},{"startTime":2114.779,"endTime":2118.908,"body":"My dad's plan was all"},{"startTime":2114.779,"endTime":2118.908,"body":"six of us would take over the business."},{"startTime":2118.908,"endTime":2120.576,"body":"The turkey."},{"startTime":2120.576,"endTime":2121.619,"body":"okay."},{"startTime":2121.619,"endTime":2122.62,"body":"Yeah. Wow."},{"startTime":2122.62,"endTime":2124.413,"body":"And he didn't want to. Sons college."},{"startTime":2124.413,"endTime":2127.416,"body":"That my mother's side of the family,"},{"startTime":2124.413,"endTime":2127.416,"body":"the downers."},{"startTime":2127.542,"endTime":2128.709,"body":"Had some education."},{"startTime":2128.709,"endTime":2131.254,"body":"Out of my mother's side of the family."},{"startTime":2131.254,"endTime":2132.588,"body":"Yeah. 11 children."},{"startTime":2133.631,"endTime":2135.091,"body":"What are the two priests?"},{"startTime":2135.091,"endTime":2137.051,"body":"Two nuns in that family."},{"startTime":2137.051,"endTime":2140.346,"body":"Yeah. Catholic run Screaming."},{"startTime":2140.471,"endTime":2142.932,"body":"Why the. The thing about small town."},{"startTime":2142.932,"endTime":2144.225,"body":"Because I'm from Texas,"},{"startTime":2142.932,"endTime":2144.225,"body":"where there's a lot"},{"startTime":2144.225,"endTime":2146.227,"body":"of, like, religious oppression"},{"startTime":2144.225,"endTime":2146.227,"body":"everywhere. It's in your school."},{"startTime":2146.227,"endTime":2148.896,"body":"All the my teachers,"},{"startTime":2146.227,"endTime":2148.896,"body":"my parents knew them from church."},{"startTime":2148.896,"endTime":2150.648,"body":"Like that happen every year. Yeah."},{"startTime":2150.648,"endTime":2151.315,"body":"So there's."},{"startTime":2151.315,"endTime":2155.236,"body":"You can't misbehave or not that I felt"},{"startTime":2151.315,"endTime":2155.236,"body":"like they would help me or anything,"},{"startTime":2155.236,"endTime":2159.407,"body":"but there's just these weird religious"},{"startTime":2155.236,"endTime":2159.407,"body":"parameters in a small community like that,"},{"startTime":2159.407,"endTime":2163.452,"body":"whether you want to believe it or not,"},{"startTime":2159.407,"endTime":2163.452,"body":"you have these weird guidelines to shame."},{"startTime":2163.494,"endTime":2165.997,"body":"How? Of shame. But I mean,"},{"startTime":2163.494,"endTime":2165.997,"body":"how are you going to live your life?"},{"startTime":2165.997,"endTime":2167.206,"body":"Why aren't you married? Bunch of kids."},{"startTime":2167.206,"endTime":2168.416,"body":"But you know, all those things fit"},{"startTime":2168.416,"endTime":2172.211,"body":"into that weird shame framework"},{"startTime":2168.416,"endTime":2172.211,"body":"like the like you said, the download."},{"startTime":2172.211,"endTime":2176.591,"body":"I give people this answer when people"},{"startTime":2172.211,"endTime":2176.591,"body":"ask, ask me if I'm gonna have kids."},{"startTime":2176.591,"endTime":2178.467,"body":"Are you gonna have"},{"startTime":2176.591,"endTime":2178.467,"body":"kids? Why are you interested?"},{"startTime":2179.427,"endTime":2179.677,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":2179.677,"endTime":2181.053,"body":"Ha ha."},{"startTime":2181.053,"endTime":2184.056,"body":"I but you have three kids,"},{"startTime":2181.053,"endTime":2184.056,"body":"but you have five kids."},{"startTime":2184.182,"endTime":2187.059,"body":"how old were you"},{"startTime":2184.182,"endTime":2187.059,"body":"when you and your first kid?"},{"startTime":2187.059,"endTime":2189.103,"body":"I think 36. Get married late."},{"startTime":2189.103,"endTime":2190.188,"body":"Okay. That's not me."},{"startTime":2190.188,"endTime":2191.147,"body":"But you also."},{"startTime":2191.147,"endTime":2192.106,"body":"Okay, so you come."},{"startTime":2192.106,"endTime":2194.775,"body":"You're one of six."},{"startTime":2192.106,"endTime":2194.775,"body":"You have five kids. On both sides."},{"startTime":2194.775,"endTime":2196.36,"body":"There's a lot I. Didn't tell my kids."},{"startTime":2196.36,"endTime":2199.53,"body":"Yeah, but that's, I'll try and make this"},{"startTime":2196.36,"endTime":2199.53,"body":"a very short story."},{"startTime":2199.78,"endTime":2203.534,"body":"we got married and got pregnant"},{"startTime":2199.78,"endTime":2203.534,"body":"immediately."},{"startTime":2204.243,"endTime":2205.912,"body":"Charlie came five weeks early. Charlie."},{"startTime":2205.912,"endTime":2207.955,"body":"And he took the uterus with him."},{"startTime":2207.955,"endTime":2210.958,"body":"oh. Oh, actually, I think we're towards,"},{"startTime":2212.919,"endTime":2214.879,"body":"So then,"},{"startTime":2214.879,"endTime":2219.05,"body":"she made it her mission to go"},{"startTime":2214.879,"endTime":2219.05,"body":"through surrogacy and had more children."},{"startTime":2219.05,"endTime":2219.884,"body":"Okay. Yeah."},{"startTime":2219.884,"endTime":2223.221,"body":"So, on the day we did,"},{"startTime":2219.884,"endTime":2223.221,"body":"you go to a, surrogacy agency."},{"startTime":2223.221,"endTime":2226.39,"body":"You give them a lot of money,"},{"startTime":2223.221,"endTime":2226.39,"body":"and then you are matched with a surrogate."},{"startTime":2227.266,"endTime":2230.019,"body":"More money."},{"startTime":2227.266,"endTime":2230.019,"body":"And there's a 25 page contract."},{"startTime":2230.019,"endTime":2233.022,"body":"And in my stand up"},{"startTime":2230.019,"endTime":2233.022,"body":"I say then I buy a small truck,"},{"startTime":2233.439,"endTime":2236.442,"body":"fill it full of money"},{"startTime":2233.439,"endTime":2236.442,"body":"and leave it at her house."},{"startTime":2236.901,"endTime":2237.818,"body":"I don't"},{"startTime":2239.07,"endTime":2242.323,"body":"think"},{"startTime":2239.07,"endTime":2242.323,"body":"we'll her into a very nice, freezer."},{"startTime":2242.323,"endTime":2247.119,"body":"And they pull eggs from her ovaries,"},{"startTime":2242.323,"endTime":2247.119,"body":"and I guess they put them in Petri dishes."},{"startTime":2247.745,"endTime":2250.748,"body":"led to a mop closet."},{"startTime":2253.084,"endTime":2253.751,"body":"but anyway,"},{"startTime":2253.751,"endTime":2257.546,"body":"they fertilize,"},{"startTime":2253.751,"endTime":2257.546,"body":"but we only got 11 eggs that day, and,"},{"startTime":2257.713,"endTime":2260.841,"body":"thankfully, yeah,"},{"startTime":2257.713,"endTime":2260.841,"body":"because then they fertilize them."},{"startTime":2261.676,"endTime":2266.138,"body":"And only 17 eggs and 11 took em."},{"startTime":2266.222,"endTime":2267.098,"body":"Right."},{"startTime":2267.098,"endTime":2269.558,"body":"So we put the first three"},{"startTime":2267.098,"endTime":2269.558,"body":"in the surrogate."},{"startTime":2269.558,"endTime":2271.185,"body":"They call three eight fresh."},{"startTime":2271.185,"endTime":2273.479,"body":"And we got our daughter Margo okay."},{"startTime":2273.479,"endTime":2275.398,"body":"And I'm thinking"},{"startTime":2275.398,"endTime":2276.023,"body":"we're good."},{"startTime":2276.023,"endTime":2279.568,"body":"Yeah. Yes girl."},{"startTime":2279.652,"endTime":2280.027,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":2280.027,"endTime":2283.364,"body":"and then they froze the other"},{"startTime":2280.027,"endTime":2283.364,"body":"eight embryos."},{"startTime":2283.364,"endTime":2285.032,"body":"They're embryos now."},{"startTime":2285.032,"endTime":2286.659,"body":"into two groups of four."},{"startTime":2286.659,"endTime":2287.952,"body":"Okay. Right."},{"startTime":2287.952,"endTime":2289.078,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":2289.078,"endTime":2291.414,"body":"Spent $350 for freezing a year. Whatever."},{"startTime":2291.414,"endTime":2292.873,"body":"Okay. Each."},{"startTime":2292.873,"endTime":2294.458,"body":"No, there's not. A ball for the two."},{"startTime":2294.458,"endTime":2295.835,"body":"okay. For the two."},{"startTime":2295.835,"endTime":2298.838,"body":"There's not a Bogo for that. For the two."},{"startTime":2298.838,"endTime":2300.214,"body":"Whatever the people."},{"startTime":2301.674,"endTime":2304.677,"body":"And then, a couple years later,"},{"startTime":2305.219,"endTime":2307.596,"body":"she wanted to do it again."},{"startTime":2307.596,"endTime":2309.223,"body":"I'm not going to go into"},{"startTime":2309.223,"endTime":2312.226,"body":"the dynamics of what was happening,"},{"startTime":2309.223,"endTime":2312.226,"body":"blah blah blah."},{"startTime":2312.31,"endTime":2314.186,"body":"My decision was this."},{"startTime":2314.186,"endTime":2316.105,"body":"I'm from the Midwest."},{"startTime":2316.105,"endTime":2319.608,"body":"I stood up in front of 300 people"},{"startTime":2316.105,"endTime":2319.608,"body":"and said, I do."},{"startTime":2320.609,"endTime":2323.612,"body":"So I said I don't leave."},{"startTime":2324.613,"endTime":2326.282,"body":"I keep going."},{"startTime":2326.282,"endTime":2329.118,"body":"So when it came time to expand the family"},{"startTime":2329.118,"endTime":2331.787,"body":"I didn't even give it more thought."},{"startTime":2331.787,"endTime":2333.497,"body":"I was like I'm here."},{"startTime":2333.497,"endTime":2333.956,"body":"Let's see."},{"startTime":2333.956,"endTime":2335.458,"body":"It's not for work anyway."},{"startTime":2335.458,"endTime":2339.086,"body":"it's been six years."},{"startTime":2339.253,"endTime":2340.046,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":2340.046,"endTime":2344.05,"body":"So that first group out"},{"startTime":2340.046,"endTime":2344.05,"body":"when they thought about the, the,"},{"startTime":2344.05,"endTime":2347.47,"body":"embryos will keep, reproducing"},{"startTime":2344.05,"endTime":2347.47,"body":"or they're fragment."},{"startTime":2347.887,"endTime":2350.89,"body":"So the good ones put it in a surrogate"},{"startTime":2351.974,"endTime":2353.184,"body":"twins. Yeah."},{"startTime":2353.184,"endTime":2355.394,"body":"Oh. Yeah. The sell by date."},{"startTime":2356.604,"endTime":2357.521,"body":"Expiration date."},{"startTime":2357.521,"endTime":2360.524,"body":"Right. I just yeah. Yeah."},{"startTime":2361.025,"endTime":2363.277,"body":"Twins. Yeah. That's over."},{"startTime":2363.277,"endTime":2366.28,"body":"so there was one"},{"startTime":2363.277,"endTime":2366.28,"body":"last group of four embryos."},{"startTime":2366.947,"endTime":2368.199,"body":"And I'm like no."},{"startTime":2368.199,"endTime":2368.616,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":2368.616,"endTime":2370.368,"body":"No, you've compromised it enough."},{"startTime":2370.368,"endTime":2371.702,"body":"Yeah I mean you know you do."},{"startTime":2371.702,"endTime":2373.788,"body":"Yeah. You unplug the freezer."},{"startTime":2373.788,"endTime":2375.247,"body":"Oh you can trip over it on the way out."},{"startTime":2375.247,"endTime":2377.249,"body":"You know, keep them in your house. No."},{"startTime":2377.249,"endTime":2379.293,"body":"Oh they don't give you rights."},{"startTime":2379.293,"endTime":2381.003,"body":"They're not just in the garage"},{"startTime":2379.293,"endTime":2381.003,"body":"in the third they."},{"startTime":2381.003,"endTime":2384.006,"body":"Make you can say"},{"startTime":2381.003,"endTime":2384.006,"body":"they don't give you right."},{"startTime":2384.632,"endTime":2385.883,"body":"Visitation rights."},{"startTime":2385.883,"endTime":2388.386,"body":"You can't just go see the embryos"},{"startTime":2385.883,"endTime":2388.386,"body":"when you want to."},{"startTime":2388.386,"endTime":2388.803,"body":"Now? I'm."},{"startTime":2388.803,"endTime":2391.806,"body":"Now I'm seeing all of it in a"},{"startTime":2388.803,"endTime":2391.806,"body":"in a turkey coop"},{"startTime":2391.972,"endTime":2394.433,"body":"being hauled somewhere."},{"startTime":2394.433,"endTime":2394.85,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":2394.85,"endTime":2397.853,"body":"The eggs in a moment of,"},{"startTime":2401.482,"endTime":2402.149,"body":"Weakness."},{"startTime":2402.149,"endTime":2403.734,"body":"And, kindness."},{"startTime":2403.734,"endTime":2406.237,"body":"I said,"},{"startTime":2403.734,"endTime":2406.237,"body":"all right, let's try those last four."},{"startTime":2406.237,"endTime":2407.613,"body":"Oh, God almighty."},{"startTime":2407.613,"endTime":2410.157,"body":"It's been ten years."},{"startTime":2407.613,"endTime":2410.157,"body":"I mean, there's no fucking way."},{"startTime":2411.867,"endTime":2414.412,"body":"Why would"},{"startTime":2411.867,"endTime":2414.412,"body":"you think that when when you had twins,"},{"startTime":2414.412,"endTime":2417.206,"body":"when you thought it wasn't going to happen"},{"startTime":2414.412,"endTime":2417.206,"body":"the last time is now."},{"startTime":2417.206,"endTime":2418.04,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":2418.04,"endTime":2421.043,"body":"Thought about one viable every."},{"startTime":2421.168,"endTime":2423.337,"body":"That says a lot about your potency"},{"startTime":2421.168,"endTime":2423.337,"body":"too doesn't it."},{"startTime":2423.337,"endTime":2426.34,"body":"Thank you."},{"startTime":2426.715,"endTime":2428.008,"body":"That's why it is an evaluation."},{"startTime":2428.008,"endTime":2429.301,"body":"Can I give you a word of advice?"},{"startTime":2429.301,"endTime":2429.844,"body":"I want more."},{"startTime":2429.844,"endTime":2430.886,"body":"Yeah, give it to me."},{"startTime":2430.886,"endTime":2433.055,"body":"Don't look me directly in the eye."},{"startTime":2433.055,"endTime":2436.142,"body":"It's called."},{"startTime":2436.142,"endTime":2437.309,"body":"You're pregnant."},{"startTime":2437.309,"endTime":2438.853,"body":"I can't believe it is."},{"startTime":2438.853,"endTime":2441.355,"body":"Called a tubular pregnancy."},{"startTime":2441.355,"endTime":2443.482,"body":"Probably in your vast difference"},{"startTime":2441.355,"endTime":2443.482,"body":"right now."},{"startTime":2443.482,"endTime":2446.485,"body":"Like this."},{"startTime":2446.819,"endTime":2448.612,"body":"He just impregnated. You."},{"startTime":2448.612,"endTime":2449.613,"body":"Vast difference."},{"startTime":2449.613,"endTime":2450.573,"body":"Have tubes."},{"startTime":2450.573,"endTime":2453.284,"body":"Yeah, yeah, we know about that. Because."},{"startTime":2453.284,"endTime":2455.494,"body":"Because it's best."},{"startTime":2455.494,"endTime":2458.038,"body":"Because our sexual organs"},{"startTime":2455.494,"endTime":2458.038,"body":"in a male. Right."},{"startTime":2458.038,"endTime":2459.957,"body":"Because I keep promoting vasectomies."},{"startTime":2459.957,"endTime":2462.793,"body":"I keep saying get a vasectomy every day"},{"startTime":2459.957,"endTime":2462.793,"body":"with my friends. Yeah."},{"startTime":2462.793,"endTime":2465.796,"body":"Every time we're at Lord's house"},{"startTime":2462.793,"endTime":2465.796,"body":"after sundown, she brings up the sex."},{"startTime":2465.838,"endTime":2467.798,"body":"Okay, well,"},{"startTime":2465.838,"endTime":2467.798,"body":"like during the day. No, never."},{"startTime":2467.798,"endTime":2468.299,"body":"Because she's."},{"startTime":2468.299,"endTime":2469.383,"body":"Right. So."},{"startTime":2469.383,"endTime":2471.594,"body":"So then to get someone to blow you."},{"startTime":2473.012,"endTime":2473.971,"body":"easier said than done."},{"startTime":2473.971,"endTime":2475.89,"body":"I'm 42 years old"},{"startTime":2473.971,"endTime":2475.89,"body":"now. I have to pay it forward."},{"startTime":2475.89,"endTime":2478.142,"body":"You have to blow them first at this age."},{"startTime":2478.142,"endTime":2480.352,"body":"Well, how much money you got? Your pocket."},{"startTime":2480.352,"endTime":2481.729,"body":"I wait."},{"startTime":2481.729,"endTime":2483.272,"body":"I just want to find out."},{"startTime":2483.272,"endTime":2486.984,"body":"So then you had the eve."},{"startTime":2486.984,"endTime":2488.694,"body":"Was the last baby."},{"startTime":2488.694,"endTime":2489.904,"body":"And why couldn't."},{"startTime":2489.904,"endTime":2490.654,"body":"Why didn't you say?"},{"startTime":2490.654,"endTime":2494.783,"body":"Look,"},{"startTime":2490.654,"endTime":2494.783,"body":"you know, it's not it's not murder."},{"startTime":2494.783,"endTime":2495.493,"body":"It's not."},{"startTime":2495.493,"endTime":2498.871,"body":"it would take me three days to go through."},{"startTime":2499.413,"endTime":2500.164,"body":"Okay. You're right."},{"startTime":2500.164,"endTime":2501.874,"body":"Okay,"},{"startTime":2501.874,"endTime":2502.958,"body":"I'm not going to say anything bad."},{"startTime":2502.958,"endTime":2504.126,"body":"About a person."},{"startTime":2504.126,"endTime":2506.462,"body":"Okay. But, it was easier to steal on."},{"startTime":2506.462,"endTime":2507.004,"body":"What the hell?"},{"startTime":2507.004,"endTime":2509.798,"body":"I'm here, I'm here. I'm never leaving."},{"startTime":2509.798,"endTime":2512.801,"body":"Well maybe this will be a better day"},{"startTime":2509.798,"endTime":2512.801,"body":"tomorrow."},{"startTime":2512.801,"endTime":2514.72,"body":"Every day you see yourself what."},{"startTime":2514.72,"endTime":2515.721,"body":"It's going to be better. Well"},{"startTime":2516.764,"endTime":2520.059,"body":"So, Dave, right now you're starting"},{"startTime":2516.764,"endTime":2520.059,"body":"life again."},{"startTime":2520.059,"endTime":2522.353,"body":"You're divorced."},{"startTime":2522.353,"endTime":2524.188,"body":"are you on the dating scene?"},{"startTime":2524.188,"endTime":2526.774,"body":"I dated a girl for three"},{"startTime":2524.188,"endTime":2526.774,"body":"and a half years, and."},{"startTime":2526.774,"endTime":2527.858,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":2527.858,"endTime":2530.861,"body":"so aren't you kind of."},{"startTime":2531.111,"endTime":2531.904,"body":"Do you feel like."},{"startTime":2531.904,"endTime":2534.907,"body":"Wow. You're kind of reliving."},{"startTime":2535.032,"endTime":2537.076,"body":"I don't know what you 20s or like."},{"startTime":2537.076,"endTime":2539.703,"body":"Now you can date and kind of have fun,"},{"startTime":2537.076,"endTime":2539.703,"body":"and you don't have."},{"startTime":2539.703,"endTime":2543.541,"body":"And your kids are older, so"},{"startTime":2539.703,"endTime":2543.541,"body":"you don't have as much responsibility or."},{"startTime":2543.791,"endTime":2546.585,"body":"Well, I'm on on tour 40 weekends a year."},{"startTime":2546.585,"endTime":2547.753,"body":"Okay?"},{"startTime":2547.753,"endTime":2550.089,"body":"I'm not a guy that."},{"startTime":2550.089,"endTime":2551.131,"body":"Jesus girls."},{"startTime":2551.131,"endTime":2554.134,"body":"I just For what."},{"startTime":2554.176,"endTime":2555.261,"body":"For what."},{"startTime":2555.261,"endTime":2558.055,"body":"You could"},{"startTime":2555.261,"endTime":2558.055,"body":"I know but here's my one problem."},{"startTime":2558.055,"endTime":2559.181,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":2559.181,"endTime":2562.268,"body":"So what do you,"},{"startTime":2559.181,"endTime":2562.268,"body":"what do you want to chase a girl for. I."},{"startTime":2562.268,"endTime":2564.436,"body":"Mean sex. Yeah. First thing I think"},{"startTime":2565.396,"endTime":2566.48,"body":"so. Sorry."},{"startTime":2566.48,"endTime":2569.65,"body":"You're not thinking,"},{"startTime":2566.48,"endTime":2569.65,"body":"what happens after sex."},{"startTime":2569.942,"endTime":2570.985,"body":"Correct."},{"startTime":2570.985,"endTime":2571.86,"body":"Are we supposed."},{"startTime":2571.86,"endTime":2572.653,"body":"Right."},{"startTime":2572.653,"endTime":2575.281,"body":"You have a responsibility"},{"startTime":2572.653,"endTime":2575.281,"body":"to do that. Human being."},{"startTime":2575.281,"endTime":2578.2,"body":"Because when you put yourself"},{"startTime":2578.2,"endTime":2581.203,"body":"inside a woman's body."},{"startTime":2581.328,"endTime":2584.331,"body":"She allowed you in her body."},{"startTime":2584.79,"endTime":2588.252,"body":"That's a big agreement"},{"startTime":2584.79,"endTime":2588.252,"body":"is she's not having sex."},{"startTime":2589.378,"endTime":2590.796,"body":"You are."},{"startTime":2590.796,"endTime":2593.799,"body":"Because most likely"},{"startTime":2590.796,"endTime":2593.799,"body":"you didn't have the romance."},{"startTime":2594.008,"endTime":2596.26,"body":"The person has sex right."},{"startTime":2596.26,"endTime":2598.22,"body":"They have an experience. It's different."},{"startTime":2598.22,"endTime":2599.513,"body":"Yes they have."},{"startTime":2599.513,"endTime":2602.516,"body":"They have a ride home at best."},{"startTime":2604.268,"endTime":2606.562,"body":"But they have an experience."},{"startTime":2606.562,"endTime":2607.187,"body":"That's right."},{"startTime":2607.187,"endTime":2610.19,"body":"I think the shocking thing"},{"startTime":2607.187,"endTime":2610.19,"body":"about like gay hookup lifestyle"},{"startTime":2610.19,"endTime":2613.402,"body":"is that you can walk in the door,"},{"startTime":2610.19,"endTime":2613.402,"body":"have sex with the man and leave perfect."},{"startTime":2613.402,"endTime":2615.112,"body":"Without saying it. Is that perfect."},{"startTime":2615.112,"endTime":2617.74,"body":"Yeah. Without even saying a word."},{"startTime":2615.112,"endTime":2617.74,"body":"What's the. Difference. Yeah."},{"startTime":2617.74,"endTime":2620.492,"body":"I feel like there's the responsibility."},{"startTime":2620.492,"endTime":2622.286,"body":"Procreation. Right, right."},{"startTime":2622.286,"endTime":2625.164,"body":"There is no procreate,"},{"startTime":2622.286,"endTime":2625.164,"body":"procreation and male sex."},{"startTime":2625.164,"endTime":2627.166,"body":"Correct. Oh, yeah."},{"startTime":2627.166,"endTime":2627.374,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":2627.374,"endTime":2630.377,"body":"No, there is no responsibility afterwards."},{"startTime":2630.419,"endTime":2632.921,"body":"So, Dave, are you still a Catholic?"},{"startTime":2632.921,"endTime":2634.548,"body":"Someone has to take the quiche"},{"startTime":2632.921,"endTime":2634.548,"body":"out of the oven."},{"startTime":2634.548,"endTime":2635.382,"body":"I don't practice."},{"startTime":2635.382,"endTime":2635.716,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":2635.716,"endTime":2638.594,"body":"Fantastic one,"},{"startTime":2635.716,"endTime":2638.594,"body":"I guess. Could argue if you're baptized."},{"startTime":2638.594,"endTime":2638.844,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":2638.844,"endTime":2640.22,"body":"because you have daughters, I."},{"startTime":2640.22,"endTime":2642.64,"body":"I will assume you're pro-choice."},{"startTime":2642.64,"endTime":2645.017,"body":"Of course. Oh, goody. Yeah."},{"startTime":2642.64,"endTime":2645.017,"body":"How does that go when you."},{"startTime":2645.017,"endTime":2646.56,"body":"I mean, I don't know, because, like."},{"startTime":2646.56,"endTime":2649.563,"body":"I'm left with Karl Marx. Okay."},{"startTime":2649.73,"endTime":2652.816,"body":"When you have kids, you go through a thing"},{"startTime":2649.73,"endTime":2652.816,"body":"and you come from a crazy"},{"startTime":2652.816,"endTime":2654.443,"body":"religious background and you're like."},{"startTime":2654.443,"endTime":2655.986,"body":"Oh, isn't that crazy? I ended it."},{"startTime":2655.986,"endTime":2658.072,"body":"well, what do you come? Yeah."},{"startTime":2658.072,"endTime":2658.864,"body":"Religious background."},{"startTime":2658.864,"endTime":2659.907,"body":"and you have kids?"},{"startTime":2659.907,"endTime":2661.7,"body":"Are you like,"},{"startTime":2659.907,"endTime":2661.7,"body":"I want to keep them as far away from that."},{"startTime":2661.7,"endTime":2663.911,"body":"I want to expose them to like,"},{"startTime":2661.7,"endTime":2663.911,"body":"what is that?"},{"startTime":2663.911,"endTime":2665.079,"body":"And good."},{"startTime":2665.079,"endTime":2668.248,"body":"Cheap"},{"startTime":2665.079,"endTime":2668.248,"body":"private school in LA is Catholic school."},{"startTime":2668.916,"endTime":2672.628,"body":"So that I would have a conversation."},{"startTime":2673.379,"endTime":2678.092,"body":"This is an answer to a test,"},{"startTime":2673.379,"endTime":2678.092,"body":"You have to give that answer."},{"startTime":2678.717,"endTime":2683.972,"body":"we can talk about"},{"startTime":2678.717,"endTime":2683.972,"body":"whether or not we take it as truth."},{"startTime":2684.973,"endTime":2687.601,"body":"We can have it as a discussion."},{"startTime":2687.601,"endTime":2688.477,"body":"Right."},{"startTime":2688.477,"endTime":2689.561,"body":"But it's so boring."},{"startTime":2689.561,"endTime":2692.189,"body":"It doesn't stay with you anyway."},{"startTime":2692.189,"endTime":2692.564,"body":"Right."},{"startTime":2692.564,"endTime":2692.898,"body":"Cause"},{"startTime":2692.898,"endTime":2695.317,"body":"and because we didn't"},{"startTime":2692.898,"endTime":2695.317,"body":"go to church all the time"},{"startTime":2695.317,"endTime":2697.569,"body":"and I never force them"},{"startTime":2695.317,"endTime":2697.569,"body":"to go to confession."},{"startTime":2697.569,"endTime":2700.572,"body":"They were relieved of the shame of you"},{"startTime":2697.569,"endTime":2700.572,"body":"know."},{"startTime":2705.202,"endTime":2705.786,"body":"Can we talk"},{"startTime":2705.786,"endTime":2708.789,"body":"briefly about naked"},{"startTime":2705.786,"endTime":2708.789,"body":"first of all three legged dog"},{"startTime":2709.54,"endTime":2713.544,"body":"and then naked truck,"},{"startTime":2709.54,"endTime":2713.544,"body":"two legged dog and two headed dog."},{"startTime":2713.627,"endTime":2715.796,"body":"I like three legged dog better"},{"startTime":2713.627,"endTime":2715.796,"body":"a little bit."},{"startTime":2715.796,"endTime":2716.714,"body":"You're always nice. You're a man."},{"startTime":2716.714,"endTime":2717.84,"body":"You ever meet a dog?"},{"startTime":2717.84,"endTime":2718.674,"body":"They're always nice, you know?"},{"startTime":2718.674,"endTime":2721.343,"body":"And, to have a dog and."},{"startTime":2721.343,"endTime":2724.304,"body":"Nick. T-Bone. Nick. Nick a trucker."},{"startTime":2724.638,"endTime":2726.807,"body":"what was it? Naked trucker and T-Bone."},{"startTime":2726.807,"endTime":2728.35,"body":"you and Dave Allen."},{"startTime":2728.35,"endTime":2730.936,"body":"You you toured a little bit as a group."},{"startTime":2730.936,"endTime":2733.272,"body":"No, you're just here."},{"startTime":2730.936,"endTime":2733.272,"body":"Just in California. Okay."},{"startTime":2733.272,"endTime":2735.607,"body":"And are you still in touch or not?"},{"startTime":2735.607,"endTime":2737.359,"body":"I, I called you on his birthday."},{"startTime":2737.359,"endTime":2737.86,"body":"okay."},{"startTime":2737.86,"endTime":2742.156,"body":"You know, we had the the brief eight"},{"startTime":2737.86,"endTime":2742.156,"body":"episode season on Comedy Central."},{"startTime":2742.364,"endTime":2743.24,"body":"Oh, okay."},{"startTime":2743.24,"endTime":2744.742,"body":"It was. Very compromised."},{"startTime":2744.742,"endTime":2746.326,"body":"It wasn't our vision."},{"startTime":2746.326,"endTime":2747.87,"body":"It was theirs."},{"startTime":2747.87,"endTime":2750.664,"body":"they didn't know what it was."},{"startTime":2753.876,"endTime":2756.795,"body":"I've been"},{"startTime":2753.876,"endTime":2756.795,"body":"doing it nine years at that point."},{"startTime":2756.795,"endTime":2758.464,"body":"And I thought, well, this is it."},{"startTime":2758.464,"endTime":2760.215,"body":"I, you know I can't. Yeah."},{"startTime":2760.215,"endTime":2762.176,"body":"If they're not going to listen to me,"},{"startTime":2760.215,"endTime":2762.176,"body":"you know it's been"},{"startTime":2762.176,"endTime":2764.386,"body":"well our show should have been."},{"startTime":2764.386,"endTime":2768.432,"body":"like storytellers"},{"startTime":2764.386,"endTime":2768.432,"body":"real storytellers on VH1 behind the music."},{"startTime":2768.599,"endTime":2769.683,"body":"Oh yeah."},{"startTime":2769.683,"endTime":2771.977,"body":"Come out and you have a song. Right."},{"startTime":2771.977,"endTime":2775.564,"body":"And the rest of the episode"},{"startTime":2771.977,"endTime":2775.564,"body":"is telling stories about that."},{"startTime":2775.814,"endTime":2776.356,"body":"Oh, that's."},{"startTime":2776.356,"endTime":2777.441,"body":"Yeah. Right, right."},{"startTime":2777.441,"endTime":2780.11,"body":"Because our songs are all tales. Yeah."},{"startTime":2780.11,"endTime":2783.113,"body":"But they wanted it to be, mention,"},{"startTime":2783.614,"endTime":2786.283,"body":"we literally would go out,"},{"startTime":2786.283,"endTime":2790.287,"body":"post the show, throw it to sketches,"},{"startTime":2786.283,"endTime":2790.287,"body":"sketch it."},{"startTime":2790.496,"endTime":2793.04,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":2790.496,"endTime":2793.04,"body":"Can you talk about that for a second?"},{"startTime":2793.04,"endTime":2795.501,"body":"Especially like the,"},{"startTime":2793.04,"endTime":2795.501,"body":"there's no road map to fame,"},{"startTime":2795.501,"endTime":2797.294,"body":"and there's no road"},{"startTime":2795.501,"endTime":2797.294,"body":"map to, like, show business."},{"startTime":2797.294,"endTime":2800.214,"body":"But even creatively,"},{"startTime":2797.294,"endTime":2800.214,"body":"when you get a TV show that's yours"},{"startTime":2800.214,"endTime":2803.258,"body":"and it's like it's your vision,"},{"startTime":2800.214,"endTime":2803.258,"body":"but there's all these other people"},{"startTime":2803.258,"endTime":2808.514,"body":"that are going to curtail, car off,"},{"startTime":2803.258,"endTime":2808.514,"body":"reshape, rename every aspect of that."},{"startTime":2808.555,"endTime":2812.893,"body":"What is that like for a performer"},{"startTime":2808.555,"endTime":2812.893,"body":"when you it's your creation,"},{"startTime":2812.893,"endTime":2816.063,"body":"but someone else totally has"},{"startTime":2812.893,"endTime":2816.063,"body":"the keys of the car to change it."},{"startTime":2816.104,"endTime":2817.981,"body":"Like what does that like?"},{"startTime":2816.104,"endTime":2817.981,"body":"Very frustrating."},{"startTime":2817.981,"endTime":2820.484,"body":"And but yeah, but you don't want to lose"},{"startTime":2817.981,"endTime":2820.484,"body":"the opportunity."},{"startTime":2820.484,"endTime":2822.736,"body":"It's not like"},{"startTime":2820.484,"endTime":2822.736,"body":"you wanna just do it. Yeah, right."},{"startTime":2822.736,"endTime":2825.03,"body":"So when you see the product"},{"startTime":2822.736,"endTime":2825.03,"body":"at the end of it"},{"startTime":2825.03,"endTime":2828.116,"body":"and you watch something like that"},{"startTime":2825.03,"endTime":2828.116,"body":"and you can say it was not our vision."},{"startTime":2828.45,"endTime":2831.453,"body":"The show still would have worked"},{"startTime":2828.45,"endTime":2831.453,"body":"had they not promoted it"},{"startTime":2831.453,"endTime":2835.499,"body":"as I said, don't you dare"},{"startTime":2831.453,"endTime":2835.499,"body":"call this blue color television."},{"startTime":2835.624,"endTime":2839.795,"body":"my character would reference,"},{"startTime":2835.624,"endTime":2839.795,"body":"Noam Chomsky on the show."},{"startTime":2840.128,"endTime":2841.839,"body":"Yeah. Dave."},{"startTime":2841.839,"endTime":2844.341,"body":"And we would talk about that again."},{"startTime":2844.341,"endTime":2844.591,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":2844.591,"endTime":2850.681,"body":"you know, our our show was,"},{"startTime":2844.591,"endTime":2850.681,"body":"a disguise in some ways."},{"startTime":2850.806,"endTime":2854.56,"body":"Oh, you think you are talking"},{"startTime":2850.806,"endTime":2854.56,"body":"to a couple of hillbillies?"},{"startTime":2854.81,"endTime":2857.396,"body":"Yeah,"},{"startTime":2854.81,"endTime":2857.396,"body":"but they're smarter than you. Yeah. Yeah."},{"startTime":2857.396,"endTime":2861.525,"body":"Talking about, politics in a way"},{"startTime":2857.396,"endTime":2861.525,"body":"that doesn't come across as politics."},{"startTime":2861.733,"endTime":2863.318,"body":"We're talking about the way we all think."},{"startTime":2863.318,"endTime":2866.405,"body":"At the same time,"},{"startTime":2863.318,"endTime":2866.405,"body":"we've got this ridiculous relationship."},{"startTime":2866.738,"endTime":2868.657,"body":"Who's the straight man?"},{"startTime":2868.657,"endTime":2869.533,"body":"Was the comic."},{"startTime":2869.533,"endTime":2869.867,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":2869.867,"endTime":2872.16,"body":"The naked trucker's the straight man."},{"startTime":2872.16,"endTime":2873.12,"body":"In a way."},{"startTime":2873.12,"endTime":2877.457,"body":"So it was a very unique, duel."},{"startTime":2877.875,"endTime":2878.208,"body":"Right."},{"startTime":2878.208,"endTime":2882.296,"body":"And you said, don't put us in the same"},{"startTime":2878.208,"endTime":2882.296,"body":"group as Jeff Foxworthy and the."},{"startTime":2882.296,"endTime":2887.384,"body":"Other dare, advertisers"},{"startTime":2882.296,"endTime":2887.384,"body":"when we rolled out as blue collar comedy."},{"startTime":2887.467,"endTime":2889.219,"body":"Because that was what was what?"},{"startTime":2889.219,"endTime":2891.138,"body":"That tells your audience. Oh, right."},{"startTime":2891.138,"endTime":2891.555,"body":"Look at it."},{"startTime":2891.555,"endTime":2892.097,"body":"Totally."},{"startTime":2892.097,"endTime":2895.142,"body":"Yeah, they called it Roadhouse. Come."},{"startTime":2895.434,"endTime":2897.644,"body":"Oh, my God, that makes even less sense."},{"startTime":2897.644,"endTime":2899.354,"body":"Without consulting anyone."},{"startTime":2899.354,"endTime":2900.439,"body":"Yeah. Wow."},{"startTime":2900.439,"endTime":2902.107,"body":"It clearly means same thing."},{"startTime":2902.107,"endTime":2902.608,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":2902.608,"endTime":2904.943,"body":"Oh, was all that"},{"startTime":2902.608,"endTime":2904.943,"body":"because the blue collar tour,"},{"startTime":2904.943,"endTime":2907.404,"body":"all that shit was going on"},{"startTime":2904.943,"endTime":2907.404,"body":"at the same time, right?"},{"startTime":2907.404,"endTime":2910.282,"body":"So they were trying to. Previously."},{"startTime":2907.404,"endTime":2910.282,"body":"Capitalize on that."},{"startTime":2910.282,"endTime":2913.368,"body":"they're trying to get into that"},{"startTime":2910.282,"endTime":2913.368,"body":"demographic because it was."},{"startTime":2913.368,"endTime":2916.079,"body":"So they never had one"},{"startTime":2913.368,"endTime":2916.079,"body":"conversation with us. Yeah."},{"startTime":2917.623,"endTime":2919.917,"body":"And at that"},{"startTime":2917.623,"endTime":2919.917,"body":"point it's filmed and done and dusted."},{"startTime":2919.917,"endTime":2922.127,"body":"And then it just"},{"startTime":2919.917,"endTime":2922.127,"body":"turns into this other thing,"},{"startTime":2922.127,"endTime":2924.671,"body":"because you've been in a zillion movies,"},{"startTime":2922.127,"endTime":2924.671,"body":"you've been on a lot of TV shows,"},{"startTime":2924.671,"endTime":2927.007,"body":"there's usually a director or a script"},{"startTime":2924.671,"endTime":2927.007,"body":"and all this stuff that you just"},{"startTime":2927.007,"endTime":2929.509,"body":"you do what you're there"},{"startTime":2927.007,"endTime":2929.509,"body":"to do and work with everybody."},{"startTime":2929.509,"endTime":2931.637,"body":"But when it's your own thing. Yeah."},{"startTime":2931.637,"endTime":2933.889,"body":"That someone had said, hey,"},{"startTime":2931.637,"endTime":2933.889,"body":"we want to work with you on it."},{"startTime":2933.889,"endTime":2938.268,"body":"Like how how did you learn to, I guess,"},{"startTime":2933.889,"endTime":2938.268,"body":"compromise or have you learned to call."},{"startTime":2938.268,"endTime":2940.979,"body":"You saying"},{"startTime":2938.268,"endTime":2940.979,"body":"they want to work with you on it?"},{"startTime":2940.979,"endTime":2942.814,"body":"Like, okay, so you have you sold the show."},{"startTime":2942.814,"endTime":2945.984,"body":"You know that"},{"startTime":2942.814,"endTime":2945.984,"body":"that statement's important. No."},{"startTime":2947.235,"endTime":2949.071,"body":"They don't want to work with you."},{"startTime":2949.071,"endTime":2950.447,"body":"Yeah. Yeah."},{"startTime":2950.447,"endTime":2952.407,"body":"They're talking about budgets"},{"startTime":2950.447,"endTime":2952.407,"body":"you know. Yeah."},{"startTime":2952.407,"endTime":2955.118,"body":"And these people felt like"},{"startTime":2952.407,"endTime":2955.118,"body":"they always had to give."},{"startTime":2955.118,"endTime":2956.161,"body":"Oh my God. Yeah."},{"startTime":2956.161,"endTime":2958.58,"body":"No concept of what the show was."},{"startTime":2958.58,"endTime":2961.041,"body":"Because there was no vision"},{"startTime":2958.58,"endTime":2961.041,"body":"other than you do this and this and this."},{"startTime":2961.041,"endTime":2962.209,"body":"Yeah I want stuff."},{"startTime":2962.209,"endTime":2965.212,"body":"Tell me"},{"startTime":2962.209,"endTime":2965.212,"body":"everybody has to put their stink on it."},{"startTime":2965.212,"endTime":2969.174,"body":"Yes. Because otherwise or otherwise"},{"startTime":2965.212,"endTime":2969.174,"body":"they're not to I would say a statement"},{"startTime":2973.095,"endTime":2974.262,"body":"So we would"},{"startTime":2974.262,"endTime":2977.265,"body":"shoot these interstitials"},{"startTime":2974.262,"endTime":2977.265,"body":"in the, in the cab of the truck."},{"startTime":2977.474,"endTime":2980.06,"body":"You know, Gerald's always bothering"},{"startTime":2977.474,"endTime":2980.06,"body":"trucker."},{"startTime":2980.06,"endTime":2984.064,"body":"And trucker thinks it's his mission to"},{"startTime":2980.06,"endTime":2984.064,"body":"make sure this guy doesn't get in trouble."},{"startTime":2984.189,"endTime":2986.066,"body":"Yeah. Why else would he have me like."},{"startTime":2986.066,"endTime":2986.9,"body":"So we're driving."},{"startTime":2986.9,"endTime":2989.027,"body":"Just filming a little thing."},{"startTime":2989.027,"endTime":2990.654,"body":"Trucker."},{"startTime":2990.654,"endTime":2994.449,"body":"Remember that range war"},{"startTime":2990.654,"endTime":2994.449,"body":"between the Hatfields and McCoys?"},{"startTime":2995.283,"endTime":2997.786,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":2997.786,"endTime":3000.789,"body":"Which side of you all. I'm."},{"startTime":3001.331,"endTime":3004.334,"body":"I'm not on a side, but,"},{"startTime":3001.331,"endTime":3004.334,"body":"I mean, just for Tom"},{"startTime":3005.752,"endTime":3007.838,"body":"because,"},{"startTime":3007.838,"endTime":3011.466,"body":"And he said, well, I'm wearing a hat,"},{"startTime":3007.838,"endTime":3011.466,"body":"so I guess Hatfields."},{"startTime":3012.634,"endTime":3015.637,"body":"I would give them a ridiculous."},{"startTime":3016.388,"endTime":3020.225,"body":"What word bothered you where you couldn't"},{"startTime":3016.388,"endTime":3020.225,"body":"get through"},{"startTime":3020.517,"endTime":3022.394,"body":"the understanding"},{"startTime":3020.517,"endTime":3022.394,"body":"of what I was talking about."},{"startTime":3022.394,"endTime":3024.688,"body":"Interstitial. That was before."},{"startTime":3024.688,"endTime":3027.899,"body":"No. There is nothing in there"},{"startTime":3024.688,"endTime":3027.899,"body":"that everyone could understand."},{"startTime":3027.899,"endTime":3030.944,"body":"Absolutely everything. don't say for"},{"startTime":3031.945,"endTime":3032.863,"body":"what."},{"startTime":3032.863,"endTime":3034.448,"body":"Don't say range for."},{"startTime":3034.448,"endTime":3036.867,"body":"is something that pissed me off."},{"startTime":3036.867,"endTime":3039.87,"body":"And to this day."},{"startTime":3040.454,"endTime":3042.998,"body":"You just you picked a word up. No."},{"startTime":3042.998,"endTime":3044.541,"body":"Yeah. To objective."},{"startTime":3044.541,"endTime":3044.958,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":3044.958,"endTime":3047.961,"body":"Range war is older than you."},{"startTime":3049.004,"endTime":3050.422,"body":"Oh my God I had"},{"startTime":3050.422,"endTime":3054.134,"body":"I pitched something to Comedy Central"},{"startTime":3050.422,"endTime":3054.134,"body":"with Fred Armisen."},{"startTime":3054.134,"endTime":3059.264,"body":"We pitched this animated thing"},{"startTime":3054.134,"endTime":3059.264,"body":"and I swear to God it looked like we were"},{"startTime":3059.264,"endTime":3064.728,"body":"the parents that had shown up, at summer"},{"startTime":3059.264,"endTime":3064.728,"body":"camp a week before the kids were ready."},{"startTime":3065.228,"endTime":3069.274,"body":"There was there was a kid at his desk,"},{"startTime":3065.228,"endTime":3069.274,"body":"that looked like he was in a sleeping bag."},{"startTime":3069.274,"endTime":3074.404,"body":"There was another, this other woman,"},{"startTime":3069.274,"endTime":3074.404,"body":"eight during this meeting or zoom meeting?"},{"startTime":3075.197,"endTime":3075.697,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":3075.697,"endTime":3080.452,"body":"And I was just like, are we,"},{"startTime":3075.697,"endTime":3080.452,"body":"you know, interrupting your lunch?"},{"startTime":3080.494,"endTime":3083.497,"body":"You know, we're we're"},{"startTime":3080.494,"endTime":3083.497,"body":"we're pitching and we, you know."},{"startTime":3083.622,"endTime":3085.624,"body":"And it was I was just."},{"startTime":3085.624,"endTime":3087.0,"body":"Yeah, it was just awful."},{"startTime":3087.0,"endTime":3089.086,"body":"Just these young. These young."},{"startTime":3089.086,"endTime":3090.462,"body":"I don't know, and it was like,"},{"startTime":3090.462,"endTime":3094.633,"body":"you know, we got up early, was like 1030,"},{"startTime":3090.462,"endTime":3094.633,"body":"like a little zoom meeting,"},{"startTime":3094.633,"endTime":3097.928,"body":"but I was just like,"},{"startTime":3094.633,"endTime":3097.928,"body":"Yeah, I had a hard time with that."},{"startTime":3097.928,"endTime":3102.891,"body":"But I know what you mean about"},{"startTime":3097.928,"endTime":3102.891,"body":"if some if somebody wants to put their,"},{"startTime":3102.891,"endTime":3105.352,"body":"you know, their stink on it,"},{"startTime":3102.891,"endTime":3105.352,"body":"which everybody does, they want that."},{"startTime":3105.352,"endTime":3106.019,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":3106.019,"endTime":3109.731,"body":"And I was shocked like on the minor"},{"startTime":3106.019,"endTime":3109.731,"body":"accomplishments of Jackie Woodman."},{"startTime":3109.731,"endTime":3112.734,"body":"That was my, show with Dave Punch."},{"startTime":3112.943,"endTime":3116.363,"body":"And we were on IFC,"},{"startTime":3112.943,"endTime":3116.363,"body":"which I think that, Bob"},{"startTime":3116.363,"endTime":3120.242,"body":"Goldthwait correctly calls, the, the,"},{"startTime":3116.363,"endTime":3120.242,"body":"what is it"},{"startTime":3120.242,"endTime":3123.745,"body":"called, the hidden o"},{"startTime":3120.242,"endTime":3123.745,"body":"the witness protection program for shows?"},{"startTime":3124.454,"endTime":3127.332,"body":"because they kept changing the time"},{"startTime":3124.454,"endTime":3127.332,"body":"and everything."},{"startTime":3127.332,"endTime":3127.791,"body":"But anyway."},{"startTime":3127.791,"endTime":3133.505,"body":"So so then anyway, we, it was the minor"},{"startTime":3127.791,"endTime":3133.505,"body":"accomplishments of Jackie and the and the"},{"startTime":3133.547,"endTime":3137.551,"body":"and the one of the executive producers"},{"startTime":3133.547,"endTime":3137.551,"body":"had wanted to flash minor."},{"startTime":3137.968,"endTime":3139.344,"body":"So you knew it was a joke."},{"startTime":3141.346,"endTime":3141.763,"body":"yeah."},{"startTime":3141.763,"endTime":3143.849,"body":"And so when if you see it, it's on Amazon."},{"startTime":3143.849,"endTime":3146.351,"body":"Now, if you see it"},{"startTime":3143.849,"endTime":3146.351,"body":"that's flashed and it's there."},{"startTime":3146.351,"endTime":3149.938,"body":"And I had a big argument, I said, let's"},{"startTime":3146.351,"endTime":3149.938,"body":"just let let it be that it's,"},{"startTime":3150.147,"endTime":3153.4,"body":"it's, you know, maybe she's proud"},{"startTime":3150.147,"endTime":3153.4,"body":"of these accomplishments that are minor."},{"startTime":3153.4,"endTime":3154.234,"body":"And that's what it is."},{"startTime":3154.234,"endTime":3157.028,"body":"You don't have to like, And then finally."},{"startTime":3157.028,"endTime":3160.115,"body":"No, the statement minor accounting."},{"startTime":3161.491,"endTime":3162.033,"body":"Right."},{"startTime":3162.033,"endTime":3165.036,"body":"And so finally, I said, just in case,"},{"startTime":3165.036,"endTime":3168.039,"body":"let's put it on a baboon's ass."},{"startTime":3168.54,"endTime":3169.833,"body":"and have it unzipped."},{"startTime":3169.833,"endTime":3172.127,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":3172.127,"endTime":3172.502,"body":"How are you?"},{"startTime":3172.502,"endTime":3174.337,"body":"But, like,"},{"startTime":3172.502,"endTime":3174.337,"body":"because you've been in the business"},{"startTime":3174.337,"endTime":3178.091,"body":"for a really long time,"},{"startTime":3174.337,"endTime":3178.091,"body":"how do you not get over moments like that?"},{"startTime":3178.091,"endTime":3181.887,"body":"But how do you let that inform you"},{"startTime":3178.091,"endTime":3181.887,"body":"how you trust other people"},{"startTime":3181.887,"endTime":3182.929,"body":"to work with creatively?"},{"startTime":3182.929,"endTime":3186.766,"body":"Do you want to sell the project again,"},{"startTime":3182.929,"endTime":3186.766,"body":"or does it stop you from wanting"},{"startTime":3186.766,"endTime":3190.52,"body":"to give your ideas"},{"startTime":3186.766,"endTime":3190.52,"body":"to something like Viacom, where"},{"startTime":3190.52,"endTime":3192.48,"body":"they can have such a hand in the outcome?"},{"startTime":3192.48,"endTime":3193.773,"body":"But it comes down, by the way."},{"startTime":3193.773,"endTime":3197.402,"body":"Was that, Paramount becomes almost over?"},{"startTime":3197.694,"endTime":3198.987,"body":"Yeah. Oh it. Is."},{"startTime":3198.987,"endTime":3200.989,"body":"Yeah. It's"},{"startTime":3198.987,"endTime":3200.989,"body":"been there 40 days. Well, here's. The,"},{"startTime":3202.157,"endTime":3203.742,"body":"the the which is strong."},{"startTime":3203.742,"endTime":3206.286,"body":"Isn't that huge? Really fast,"},{"startTime":3203.742,"endTime":3206.286,"body":"but that's like a paradigm shift."},{"startTime":3206.286,"endTime":3207.37,"body":"That's right. Yeah. Okay."},{"startTime":3207.37,"endTime":3209.414,"body":"You know,"},{"startTime":3207.37,"endTime":3209.414,"body":"they can't make the traditional money."},{"startTime":3209.414,"endTime":3213.376,"body":"So when you, we are at a crossroads,"},{"startTime":3209.414,"endTime":3213.376,"body":"in my opinion, in showbiz."},{"startTime":3213.877,"endTime":3214.461,"body":"Okay."},{"startTime":3214.461,"endTime":3217.881,"body":"So, I don't have any interest in trying"},{"startTime":3217.881,"endTime":3221.509,"body":"to seek out relationships"},{"startTime":3217.881,"endTime":3221.509,"body":"with other producers from studios."},{"startTime":3221.885,"endTime":3224.888,"body":"Yeah. There you go. Going five years."},{"startTime":3221.885,"endTime":3224.888,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":3225.138,"endTime":3225.347,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":3225.347,"endTime":3227.057,"body":"We will"},{"startTime":3225.347,"endTime":3227.057,"body":"the actors will be gone in five years."},{"startTime":3227.057,"endTime":3227.265,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":3227.265,"endTime":3229.351,"body":"And so will they. Yeah."},{"startTime":3229.351,"endTime":3232.354,"body":"So at to scale though."},{"startTime":3229.351,"endTime":3232.354,"body":"What can you control."},{"startTime":3232.646,"endTime":3233.647,"body":"Stand up."},{"startTime":3233.647,"endTime":3235.273,"body":"My diet. Live. Yeah."},{"startTime":3235.273,"endTime":3236.983,"body":"They can't take life."},{"startTime":3236.983,"endTime":3239.152,"body":"What else can you do. Live."},{"startTime":3239.152,"endTime":3241.488,"body":"Where do you think you're right now."},{"startTime":3241.488,"endTime":3243.156,"body":"So what we can do"},{"startTime":3243.156,"endTime":3245.742,"body":"is participate in our fucking dream."},{"startTime":3248.536,"endTime":3249.037,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":3249.037,"endTime":3251.623,"body":"This is all I can control. Right."},{"startTime":3251.623,"endTime":3254.626,"body":"But he wrote a book I guess"},{"startTime":3251.623,"endTime":3254.626,"body":"he's been doing a lot of interviews."},{"startTime":3254.918,"endTime":3257.921,"body":"And he said you don't do it"},{"startTime":3254.918,"endTime":3257.921,"body":"for the audience."},{"startTime":3258.505,"endTime":3260.173,"body":"You have to do it for you."},{"startTime":3260.173,"endTime":3262.467,"body":"Might not as an ego thing."},{"startTime":3262.467,"endTime":3264.219,"body":"Here's my thing."},{"startTime":3264.219,"endTime":3265.345,"body":"You like it."},{"startTime":3265.345,"endTime":3267.555,"body":"What's the point of making art"},{"startTime":3265.345,"endTime":3267.555,"body":"if you're not going to share it."},{"startTime":3267.555,"endTime":3270.392,"body":"Yeah. What do you share. Yes. Yeah."},{"startTime":3270.392,"endTime":3273.895,"body":"But I'm not going to I can't corrupt it."},{"startTime":3274.604,"endTime":3275.563,"body":"What's the thought of."},{"startTime":3275.563,"endTime":3276.773,"body":"Well they like it."},{"startTime":3276.773,"endTime":3279.025,"body":"Yeah. All right, check."},{"startTime":3279.025,"endTime":3279.943,"body":"Where are you going to be?"},{"startTime":3279.943,"endTime":3282.32,"body":"We need to"},{"startTime":3279.943,"endTime":3282.32,"body":"we need to get your dates so that next."},{"startTime":3282.32,"endTime":3285.282,"body":"Week in Saint Louis, Missouri,"},{"startTime":3285.323,"endTime":3286.616,"body":"at the Funny Bone."},{"startTime":3286.616,"endTime":3288.618,"body":"Fantastic."},{"startTime":3288.618,"endTime":3291.913,"body":"did a week or two later, Alabama stardom."},{"startTime":3292.33,"endTime":3294.791,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":3292.33,"endTime":3294.791,"body":"I don't even recognize the name Alabama."},{"startTime":3296.293,"endTime":3297.002,"body":"I've never been there."},{"startTime":3297.002,"endTime":3300.046,"body":"I was, I played there for the first time"},{"startTime":3297.002,"endTime":3300.046,"body":"this year, a different town."},{"startTime":3300.046,"endTime":3302.966,"body":"Oh I should have that at the ready."},{"startTime":3302.966,"endTime":3303.967,"body":"Should I do?"},{"startTime":3303.967,"endTime":3304.884,"body":"Well, you know what we'll do."},{"startTime":3304.884,"endTime":3307.095,"body":"Well, where do people go to assistant."},{"startTime":3307.095,"endTime":3310.682,"body":"We also have to do, Instagram."},{"startTime":3311.016,"endTime":3314.019,"body":"David k o e c h"},{"startTime":3314.394,"endTime":3318.273,"body":"and er, yes,"},{"startTime":3314.394,"endTime":3318.273,"body":"I realize it's a mispronunciation"},{"startTime":3318.565,"endTime":3321.276,"body":"because I come from a town of 12"},{"startTime":3321.276,"endTime":3323.778,"body":"that had 35 German families."},{"startTime":3323.778,"endTime":3327.032,"body":"how could they forget that the o"},{"startTime":3327.032,"endTime":3330.035,"body":"e never makes the shorties?"},{"startTime":3330.785,"endTime":3331.745,"body":"Amazing."},{"startTime":3331.745,"endTime":3334.039,"body":"Well,"},{"startTime":3331.745,"endTime":3334.039,"body":"what about in my last name is Kightlinger?"},{"startTime":3334.039,"endTime":3335.79,"body":"What is the G doing?"},{"startTime":3335.79,"endTime":3338.71,"body":"People just,"},{"startTime":3335.79,"endTime":3338.71,"body":"like, fall apart of trying to spell my."},{"startTime":3338.71,"endTime":3341.713,"body":"Because you don't pronounce"},{"startTime":3338.71,"endTime":3341.713,"body":"the G, it's just kightlinger."},{"startTime":3342.047,"endTime":3345.633,"body":"and I also found out"},{"startTime":3342.047,"endTime":3345.633,"body":"I think it was supposed to be k I see,"},{"startTime":3346.426,"endTime":3347.427,"body":"but they used to make the G's."},{"startTime":3347.427,"endTime":3351.598,"body":"Okay, so it really is kicked linger,"},{"startTime":3347.427,"endTime":3351.598,"body":"which is of course churchgoer."},{"startTime":3351.723,"endTime":3352.557,"body":"That works."},{"startTime":3352.557,"endTime":3353.641,"body":"Is it really? Yeah."},{"startTime":3353.641,"endTime":3355.935,"body":"And look at you, I know. Anyway."},{"startTime":3355.935,"endTime":3358.146,"body":"Yeah. Germans. Wow."},{"startTime":3358.146,"endTime":3360.482,"body":"But I'm not German now."},{"startTime":3358.146,"endTime":3360.482,"body":"What are you, Irish?"},{"startTime":3360.482,"endTime":3362.984,"body":"Irish? All the way. Grandfather."},{"startTime":3362.984,"endTime":3364.027,"body":"We both said all the way."},{"startTime":3365.278,"endTime":3365.779,"body":"What?"},{"startTime":3365.779,"endTime":3367.864,"body":"My grandfather's adopted by the Packers."},{"startTime":3367.864,"endTime":3369.491,"body":"I'm not a kangaroo. Last point."},{"startTime":3369.491,"endTime":3372.494,"body":"And then none of his cousins"},{"startTime":3369.491,"endTime":3372.494,"body":"would accept him"},{"startTime":3372.494,"endTime":3375.497,"body":"because he wasn't that character."},{"startTime":3372.494,"endTime":3375.497,"body":"No. What?"},{"startTime":3376.081,"endTime":3379.084,"body":"That's like the Hatfields and McCoys."},{"startTime":3379.334,"endTime":3382.921,"body":"Remember that range war"},{"startTime":3379.334,"endTime":3382.921,"body":"between the Hatfields and McCoys?"},{"startTime":3382.921,"endTime":3385.006,"body":"What? I'm out."},{"startTime":3385.006,"endTime":3385.507,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":3385.507,"endTime":3388.468,"body":"All right, range Rover. Range, range."},{"startTime":3388.593,"endTime":3390.387,"body":"Good God. Grateful."},{"startTime":3390.387,"endTime":3390.887,"body":"This is."},{"startTime":3390.887,"endTime":3392.389,"body":"Grateful. No."},{"startTime":3392.389,"endTime":3394.682,"body":"No. I'm not grateful."},{"startTime":3394.682,"endTime":3396.017,"body":"Until I believe. It."},{"startTime":3396.017,"endTime":3398.061,"body":"I'm not grateful. I'm not grateful."},{"startTime":3398.061,"endTime":3399.145,"body":"I'm not grateful."},{"startTime":3399.145,"endTime":3401.314,"body":"I'm not grateful. I'm not grateful."},{"startTime":3401.314,"endTime":3402.565,"body":"I'm not grateful."},{"startTime":3402.565,"endTime":3405.235,"body":"my name is captain's Log"},{"startTime":3405.235,"endTime":3408.113,"body":"to get some information or email."},{"startTime":3408.113,"endTime":3410.115,"body":"Right? Right."},{"startTime":3410.115,"endTime":3411.616,"body":"I love you to pieces."},{"startTime":3411.616,"endTime":3414.035,"body":"In this show for 15 minutes."},{"startTime":3414.035,"endTime":3415.036,"body":"I don't want it to end."},{"startTime":3415.036,"endTime":3416.663,"body":"I just have to go to the thing."},{"startTime":3416.663,"endTime":3419.082,"body":"No one had to do it again on topic."},{"startTime":3419.082,"endTime":3421.292,"body":"Yeah I would like to do that"},{"startTime":3419.082,"endTime":3421.292,"body":"as a challenge."},{"startTime":3421.292,"endTime":3424.212,"body":"On. Topic. Yeah. We can"},{"startTime":3421.292,"endTime":3424.212,"body":"we have to do something."},{"startTime":3424.212,"endTime":3427.09,"body":"I have to drink every time we're on topic."},{"startTime":3424.212,"endTime":3427.09,"body":"Okay. Drinks just."},{"startTime":3427.09,"endTime":3429.634,"body":"Oh for you. Honey. Coffee"},{"startTime":3427.09,"endTime":3429.634,"body":"would you. Coffee. Yeah. Same thing."},{"startTime":3429.634,"endTime":3431.636,"body":"Clearly I've had a lot of, Okay."},{"startTime":3431.636,"endTime":3434.431,"body":"You're amazing."},{"startTime":3431.636,"endTime":3434.431,"body":"And thank you so much. So much."},{"startTime":3434.431,"endTime":3435.181,"body":"What a. Treat."},{"startTime":3435.181,"endTime":3437.684,"body":"I'm. Love you. I know,"},{"startTime":3435.181,"endTime":3437.684,"body":"I wish I could see you more often."},{"startTime":3437.684,"endTime":3438.852,"body":"I know it's really fun."},{"startTime":3438.852,"endTime":3440.019,"body":"I mean, you two."},{"startTime":3440.019,"endTime":3442.397,"body":"You give me. All of you kids"},{"startTime":3440.019,"endTime":3442.397,"body":"what we are to say."},{"startTime":3442.397,"endTime":3443.273,"body":"Something like."},{"startTime":3443.273,"endTime":3446.276,"body":"All right, every once"},{"startTime":3443.273,"endTime":3446.276,"body":"every two months, we'll have coffee."},{"startTime":3446.484,"endTime":3447.944,"body":"Okay. We can do that."},{"startTime":3447.944,"endTime":3450.155,"body":"We have to say it once every two months."},{"startTime":3447.944,"endTime":3450.155,"body":"One tip."},{"startTime":3450.155,"endTime":3451.114,"body":"I was talking to Laura"},{"startTime":3452.949,"endTime":3455.493,"body":"that we"},{"startTime":3455.493,"endTime":3455.869,"body":"thank you."},{"startTime":3455.869,"endTime":3458.204,"body":"Oh my God, thank you,"},{"startTime":3455.869,"endTime":3458.204,"body":"thank you, thank you."},{"startTime":3458.204,"endTime":3460.081,"body":"The best. That was great. Gary."},{"startTime":3460.081,"endTime":3462.0,"body":"How many times do I hit the fucking two?"}]}