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North Dakota | EP.114

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Rick joins us from North Dakota where he's been working for over a week and shares stories from his journey, including bizarre encounters at truck stops and discovering pristine golf courses in the oil patch.

• Rick's experience driving to North Dakota for a job that kept getting delayed
• Disturbing truck stop bathroom encounters
• Finding unexpectedly beautiful golf courses in Wofford City
• Discussion about oil prices stabilizing around $70 being the "sweet spot"
• Conversation about South Park, Happy Gilmore 2, and other entertainment
• Thoughts on various streaming shows including Lioness and Mayor of Kingston
• Texas Hustle hat quality and durability in hot working conditions
• Updates about upcoming changes to Patch Boys merchandise
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Speaker 2

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Rick's Week in North Dakota

Speaker 1

it . Is this shit on already ? Can you already hear me , rick ? Oh yeah , oh , my nigga got that direction over here . You know what I mean , rick , how long you been gone already . I'm not going to be happy . That's that dad action over here . You know what I mean .

Speaker 2

Yeah , I hear you man man .

Speaker 1

Rick , how long have you been gone already , motherfucker .

Speaker 2

I've been gone , man , I don't know , it's been a minute . I've been gone since last weekend , saturday . I left Friday actually .

Speaker 1

You've been gone over a week now , huh .

Speaker 2

Yeah , I've got another week when you come back , you going to make it to the draft ?

Speaker 2

I don't think so . You're not . No , I'm not , man , I just today . We have another pass starting right now , so I'm not going to be able to start until we start tomorrow , and then it's a whole week worth of wells , so I don't think I was going to be back bro . Yeah , I know , it's crazy man , that sucks Pecker work . It does suck , dude , because I thought I was going to make it , but then no , it didn't work out , man . They kept pushing back . It was supposed to start on a certain day and then it kept going backwards . So you know , it's just one of those things .

Speaker 1

Well , if you're going to be out there but you're Saturday , saturday I'll fucking take my tripod . I'll set it up for you , g .

Speaker 2

Yeah , yeah , I'll let you know , I'll let you know , that way you can zoom in . Yeah , that'd be awesome . Let me let you know what it looks like on by then . On Friday , cause last summer I was out , I didn't have no service . So let me see where I'm at and if , yeah , and if , like me and this other guy Are swapping I can , if I'm off at the hotel , then I can just click in real quick yeah , zoom in and do it .

Speaker 1

Yeah , yeah , so you know , I'll do it for you , yeah .

Speaker 2

I appreciate it , but I'll let you know more on Friday . I'll have a better idea of what it's going to look like and then I can go from there . So I started the first one and then we're going to swap out both ways and kind of go of rough , like on friday .

Speaker 2

They , as soon as I text friday like a morning , like like at 11 , hey , we need y'all there by sunday . So I was like what the hell ? So I had to like we had to drop everything , take off driving and the job was supposed to go sunday night and and I had to get I got it . I left midland like at three . I got in town like as I got a . I got to , uh , watford , north dakota , by like three o'clock bro , just straight , just straight driving .

Speaker 2

I slept like three hours at the Loves and it was the weirdest thing ever , bro . It was disgusting . You don't think about truck drivers . But in the morning it was like 5 in the morning . I was like , well , I'm going to go to the restroom wash my face up , maybe brush my teeth . Man , none of my Indian dudes from India bro in there at night . This one dude was disgusting , bro . Were they on motorbikes or what ? No , they're just driving AT , I know right , but they're like man . It was just nasty , bro , and I was just like this one guy left the restroom busted and I was like I looked at him like really , bro , and I was just like , no , I'm good man .

Speaker 1

I'll just it's so fucking crazy right now . It's fucking crazy because it's hot as fuck , right , yeah , and one thing we were talking about the other day this might be fucking disgusting to some people that are listening or whatever , that that are gonna hear this or whatever , but still anyway . So it gets . It gets fucking hot as shit . All these motherfuckers that are out fucking working outside or whatever . Yeah , come in , fucking , drop a deuce or whatever the fuck they're doing . Man , it's so fucking funny because we walk in and just fucking you can just see rings on the fucking toilet from the skin , from everybody's skin , just because it's sweating so fucking hard . So , like your , your dead skin comes off and it's on the fucking toilet seat and shit .

Speaker 1

And just me and marcus were talking about the other day because now we have like bathrooms in inside and out in the shop and like upstairs . There's a bunch of shit . Back then we only had one set of restrooms and they were in that same shop . Yeah , yeah . And it's fucking funny because we were talking about like man every time we go in there , because I told him hey , I need you to get me some fucking . And it's actually these right here , these fucking . It's actually right here . It's fucking . It's like 70 alcohol wipes so you can clean the seat . Because I'm fucking , yeah , that shit , that shit , I , I'll fucking , I'll constipate myself , yeah , yeah that's straight up .

Speaker 1

If it's fucking that bad , like I'll be , like I can't even clean this off . Like sometimes that bad , I can't even clean this off , I'm just gonna fuck me up it was bad .

Speaker 2

Yeah , I know what you mean , bro , because I looked at it too and I was just like . I was like I and I never make a fuss , but this guy smelled like fucking ass and then , like he had , like he had like a , he had like a roll of like you know , like people put on the seat for their like their ball sack . Well , except , except , except it was there , but it was full of piss on it . And I was like you're disgusting , bro . I was like , I looked at him , I said and then this other dude was like hey , you're good , I'm like , nah , that's all you . I said I don't , I'm not going in there . And they got that dude looked in there . I said this guy's nasty shit , bro . Like he was just like and he could tell he couldn't speak much english , but he said something to me . I'm like , yeah , I'm talking to you , bro , and I'm just thinking I mean this guy is like man . I said these people in from here or something . Bro , I don't know bro , it's just different world .

Speaker 1

Custom bro , it was disgusting . Yeah , that's what it is . It was a rough night Some things , yeah , some things that Like feel fucking crazy to us , doesn't feel crazy to other people . It's also too Like . It doesn't even have to be A different race . It also could be how you you're raised and your parents and all that shit like , yeah , it don't matter , leave shit on the fucking toilet seat . Well , if you're from the floor .

Speaker 2

if you're from a third world country , it's not gonna be the same as coming , yeah , and that's where I'm coming from with it , and it's just like it was just a moment , bro , and I was just like I don't know . But and then , and then I like grab a coffee and I'm like leaving and this guy's like catch me out . He's like a full-blown Satanist bro . He's got the pentagram , he's got the horns and all that stuff and I'm just looking at him . I've never seen any of it . He even had weird makeup , almost like ICP kind of stuff , and it was really

Truck Stop Encounters

Speaker 2

weird .

Speaker 1

For anybody who doesn't know ICP means insane clown posse , yeah , just like that , the little triangles .

Speaker 2

And then I'm looking at the guy . Yeah , but the guy looks so like depressed . He looks sad , bro , like and uh , I was just I don't know why I never say this , but I say , bro , you know just , jesus loves you . Bro , and like , first of all I said how you doing , and his voice was super deep , bro , like he's , he's a little white dude skinny , he's like like that .

Speaker 2

And I was just like go with him and shit no , bro , it creeped me out and then I was like you know , jesus loves you bro . And then , uh , he just like made the disgusting face , bro , but like I remember walking out and I was just like god , I'd never seen nobody like that , bro , it really , it really made me feel weird because I was like man , that's crazy to see what if he would have answered you yeah .

Speaker 2

Well , satan hates you yeah , I was like , well , that's good , I good with that , but you know what I mean .

Speaker 1

It was weird , man . It's crazy . Man . It's crazy seeing the complete opposite . You would think in my fucking mind , like in my fucking mind , you're a Satanist . Why the fuck are you in a bad mood , bro ? Yeah , yeah , why are you in a bad mood ? You're a Satanist . You can do whatever the fuck you want . Yeah , why is life treating you , treating you so terribly ? Yeah , according to you guys , you can do whatever the fuck you want with no conscience and fucking just have fun and do whatever the fuck and not have a conscience about nothing and don't have to fucking worry about anybody , you know , uh , fucking judging you or none of this shit . You're , you're beyond , you're beyond judgment and all this bullshit , but they're fucking miserable . That should be your number one side right there , and he looks like those are full of shit for sure .

Speaker 2

And even before I knew what he was , I saw him walking up with some other guy and he just looked sad already , like he was mad or something , and you know . And then when I stand in front of him , I see him , and then I see all that . I'm like man , it just blew me away , bro . I don't know man . I got in the truck and I said , I prayed and I hit the road . I was like , but I just I felt , I felt really I don't know why I never say something like that , but I felt convicted to you but like , uh , I don't know man , he looks sad . Bro , he really did . He didn't look happy , he looks sad . And I just felt bad for the guy in a way . And um , but yeah , man , it was that was creepy , bro .

Speaker 1

True satanist yeah , if he , if he looked like shit , sad as fuck , terrible fucking life , he probably was a true satanist , because that's what you can expect it was kind of almost like he had the clothes on for remember brandon marshall , not brandon , is it ?

Speaker 2

uh , the white dude right , remember that dude skin was yellow . You know what ?

Speaker 1

you know what , bro ? Yeah , I saw . I saw him on facebook the other day . I'm not his friend , yeah , but people are his friend and I know exactly you're talking about marshall mullen yeah , yeah , yeah I know exactly what you're talking about , I think , and marshall was just confused . He was just playing that card at the time . But homeboy is fit . He lost a bunch of fucking weight , got himself a little mama he's living a good life bro , he's , he's yeah , I don't know , that's good , but was he ?

Speaker 2

yeah no , but when I saw him it reminded me of the way he was dressing like at the end of school , you know , with the punk rock , with the trench . Well , this guy had like the same gear on and I , for some reason , I thought about that guy . But uh , yeah , dude , it was just like I don't know , it was weird man , I I don't hit the road , bro , and I was on the way , but it was a long few days , bro , that was got me . Then I got into town . Yeah , dude , we got into town , and then that guy just did the first one , which I wasn't fighting him . I said you want it , you can have it , bro , I'm a little tired .

Speaker 2

He got the hotel that night . I didn . We worked a few days and then I've actually been at the hotel since , I think maybe like two . I haven't had a job since I finished up Monday . So Tuesday I've been off all week just kind of waiting on the job to come up , like one day . Oh , it's going to be tomorrow , it's going to be tomorrow , and so you can't really do much , so you're kind of just hanging out , you know .

Speaker 1

But I did go .

Speaker 2

Yeah , I did hit some golf up . I hit so dude , so nice , the one in Wofford City man , it's a that sucker . Feel like a PGA one . Bro , like I hit , I was hitting . I would hit , like you know , with the iron sometimes get like clumps of grass . He used to that . Hogan , bro , it was just .

Golfing in North Dakota

Speaker 1

Yeah , every time , whenever I talk to anybody like my compadre Chimbo or whoever and he's like man , of course , over here it is and the other only it comes to mind because that's all he said . That man , it's fucking beautiful , course that you should see it like . It's fucking beautiful , like voices and shit .

Speaker 2

Oh , it is , bro , so nice man , I was blown away . I took video . And then this this was the most high-tech golf cart I ever had like I , I tried this area . Looked like you could drive up there . So I was like , yeah , I just go up there on balls right up this big old hill . And then I go up there and the damn thing shuts me off , it starts backing me out and I'm like what the hell ? Like it was crazy , bro , it was really nice . And then I went the next day with this guy I'm with here , his name's ernesto . We've been hanging out like all through the week , so we went and hit the next room or no ?

Speaker 2

I mean we could if we had to , but no , no , they tried to make us get an Airbnb . We're like no hell , no , but no , he's staying here , but he's waiting too right , so he plays more golf than me . But yeah , we hit up a golf course and we did about 18 holes on the other day . And that was cool , man , it was good . And then every day we've been eating lunch and dinner together . So I told my wife , cornel , I got a date , I gotta go when you start a podcast with him , motherfucker , I know , I know right , I know get all mad every day , bro .

Speaker 2

It's funny because , like I'll hit him up like in the morning or afternoon uh , you hungry , yeah , I can eat , all right , see in 10 . And then we just like , yeah , pick a restaurant , like I'm like , and I told him we should start a youtube channel for just eating restaurants in north dakota , because just every day we just start doing mukbangs .

Speaker 2

Oh yeah , 72 ounce steaks and every day we just pick one to pick a new one , and like today , I just went to applebee's . I've never been to applebee's , but I have one down here . I've never been to applebee's , yeah the ribs are good , man .

Speaker 1

We should love it , man . I love applebee's .

Speaker 2

I've never been . But I know the people in hobbs love a fucking Applebee's and that's all they really got right . But yeah , I went there . I ate some ribs , it was good man . And I went to some Mexican restaurant . They haven't tasted something right now . The Mexican people in North Dakota , or you know what it takes to get avocados from fucking mexico up there ? No , because it's a motherfucker . Oh , I've seen the tacos . The prices are like I don't know , it's like seven dollars taco , uh , and the menudo was like 23 dollars and then , and then they don't even they get . They make the menudo they don't even put up , they don't even put harmony in it , like they'll get it from their pasola and then put it in the minute and so , like you can get a bowl , just me which is cool because that's what people got it twisted here , because everybody puts pozole in , yeah , but really men noodles , just the tripe .

Speaker 1

yeah , yeah , that's it . Oh yeah , you put cabbage and shit in it , like depending on if that's what you like , but that shit is just the tripe . And then , like I mean up north even North Mexico is more , because down south is Pozole , but North Mexico is all about menudo . Yeah , and like man in North Mexico , that's all the way up here , it's all they put , the fucking hominy in oh hell , yeah , yeah , man .

Speaker 2

And so like I got a whole bowl of just menudo Because we did a fast this week , so I gave up like carbs and like Diet Cokes . And so I gave up carbs and Diet Cokes and I was kind of hard Diet Cokes I ain't really used to giving those up , but yeah . So when they said , yeah , we'll just give you a bowl of meat , I was like , oh man , make it two bro .

Speaker 2

So it was good , though , but we killed that and we just trying everything around here , bro , it's cool like that , but now that we start I start tomorrow on an afternoon , so now it's just going to be on our own again . You know what I'm saying .

Speaker 1

So but yeah , I gotta let go . You know what I'm saying . Send them a little breakup message . You know what I'm saying ? Yeah , go , y'all's own fucking way .

Speaker 2

Yeah , I know , my boss , I called this morning .

Speaker 1

Cause we need some .

Speaker 2

Uh , I said okay , he said we'll send him out this week and I said I'll go and I said I'll do it , ernesto , no , he's taking a shower , I'll let him when he gets out , like , oh yeah , I bet he is yeah it was funny as hell , bro . I gotta go in there and watch his back real quick and he was all like man , I'm not even gonna ask , I'll see y'all later tell him don't ask , don't tell baby , you know how it works .

Speaker 1

Oh yeah , fucking , speaking of you , obviously I I saw kind of like tuesday , wednesday , whatever , you were in hard on fucking on social media . Yeah , you're putting shit out . Oh yeah , that shit's sending me stuff . So I was like , oh yeah , this motherfucker's chilling right now . I can't you know like I'm gonna be chilling right now dude really , how's it going on that netflix ? You know that fucking . Uh , everybody's

Oil Market Stability Discussion

Speaker 1

talking about the fucking happy gilmore or whatever .

Speaker 2

Yeah watch it was good . Uh , I liked it . Uh , I mean it wasn't as much golf as the first one , but I loved it , bro , like it was entertaining . It was .

Speaker 1

I mean it was just a piggyback more than anything . You know , I'm saying that's kind of a little bit , instead of being its own story , it was . It kept referring so much and like doing uh , fucking flashbacks and shit to the old movie . Yeah , yeah , that was that was . That was a little weird , you know . You know it's funny in life . The best thing that got me is homeboy who's the main Tagging it ? Not the main antagonist , but one of the antagonist , which is the the golfer . Fuck , I forgot what his name is in there , but it's Joel Olesman .

Speaker 2

Mm-hmm , yeah , I you're talking about .

Speaker 1

yeah I might be saying his fucking name right , but it's his homeboy from the fucking six cents oh , yeah , yeah , he's like grown up and so yeah . So when I saw a little short , chubby , motherfucker , you would have never in your mind been like that fucking monster of an actor of a child's age Was going to be this fucking guy that we haven't seen in , god knows , I haven't really seen him in shit .

Speaker 2

Joel Oseman . Yeah , I was going to say , osteen , you're better off than me , you're right , though when I saw his face I was like that's so weird to see him , just to get off a little bit . I saw a photo of that kid from um . What was that movie he made with ? Uh , tom cruise ? Uh , they're like vampires and stuff . Uh , my little vampire , something like that oh , it's uh , it's uh .

Speaker 2

It was the interview with the vampire yeah , okay , well , they showed a photo of that guy , now him , and uh , was it tom cruise right ?

Speaker 1

it was tom cruise and it was uh , it was tom cruise and it was a bread pit yeah , it's not .

Speaker 2

It's that interview with the vampire , it's something else . Uh , you're talking about the the old school one right , where they're like , uh , they got that little girl , they make her , they make her young . So , yeah , yeah , yeah , christian dunst , I think it's little vampire or something . Yeah , vampire little kid movie .

Speaker 1

I think I can't oh , you know what I'm know what I'm talking about . I know exactly what you're talking about my friend the vampire , my best friend the vampire , some shit like that .

Speaker 2

Man , I can't remember what , but I saw a photo of that kid now and I think it was like Tom Cruise or something . Bro , they look completely different . Bro , that dude looks older than Tom Cruise . It's wild , he's way younger than him . I'm trying to find that photo . I just saw it recently , but it was , it was wild to see that . I gotta I gotta look it up here in a minute , man . But yeah , bro , it was just crazy man . But you know , uh , whatever , I saw that , uh , let me see vampire my best friend is a vampire yeah , there you go I think it's that one .

Speaker 2

Let me see I want , I , it's okay , I got it right here . I found it . It's uh . It's tom cruise in that , in that vampire movie . Uh , I got the photo right here . See , I don't know if you want to see it . It's that , what is it ?

Speaker 1

uh , so it's uh

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Speaker 1

what's the exact name of it ?

Speaker 2

man , I can't tell , but it's that one he's , oh jerry mcguire bro my God , okay well , jerry Maguire , my bad , I don't know why I thought that .

Speaker 1

He was .

Speaker 2

He was in that movie .

Speaker 1

That little kid . That was another film that he did where he was like biting cows and shit , and I love that movie . I know exactly what you're thinking about . He was killing cows .

Speaker 2

But to see that photo of him old now and old now and then like tom cruise is like freaking older than him , but he looks younger than him .

Speaker 1

So wild dude , you know , I'm telling you , bro , they'd be fucking , they'd be giving that fool fucking , they'd be putting that fool in cryo adrenochrome , adrenochrome and stuff too .

Speaker 2

It's like makes a lot . Yeah , it's wild man , but like the shit the kardashians are taking .

Speaker 1

The kardashians are fucking shoving suppositories up their asses every day and it makes it makes you wonder about that .

Speaker 2

It makes you wonder about that stuff though . You know that conspiracy with Adrenochrome , you know with the blood and stuff Like that's wild too I read about that . Yeah , I read about that . But you know like , yeah , I saw that photo and it blew me away . But anyways , yeah , like on that Happy , I didn't realize like , because it reflects the live golf , like , and live golf is like another thing from PGA , right ?

Speaker 1

That's right . Yeah , I saw it . It's a new . It's like indoor fucking golf , fast-paced , like half the amount of holes and shit , like I don't know the full thing , but like shit , tiger Woods was playing it , so it can't be that fucking nice I think a lot of golfers don't like it , because I was asking this guy about it .

Speaker 2

He watches that stuff all day hey , everybody , patch boys here .

Speaker 1

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Speaker 1

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Speaker 2

Oh yeah , man , you know we love it . Man , we appreciate all the support . Like , we appreciate all the support . Like he said , I'm loving this hat , bro , this hat right here , look , man , it looks good on both of us , bro , and we got two different types of heads . So check them out , man . These guys support us . If you're looking for any shirts , you're looking for any decals , you're looking oil and gas industry , you love this local thing . We got going check them out , man , because they're doing great stuff and we appreciate their support .

Speaker 1

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Speaker 1

Like it takes away , like the the competitiveness , and I was like , oh yes I guess I see it that way , then you know what I mean I'm sure they get bonuses and shit , because teams are four or five and they're like yo , you fuck this team up , we'll give you a bonus , kind of like what NFL does . Nfl , yeah , it's a team sport and you get your individual contracts , but if you don't win the Super Bowl , everybody gets a meal to win the Super Bowl , or whatever . So I imagine it's kind of like that . But , like I said , you know , if fucking Tiger Woods is fucking heading up a team like it can't be that bad you know what I mean .

Speaker 1

Yeah for sure . Maybe he needs it to pay for his fucking coke addiction and horror addiction or whatever the fuck His thing of the week . You know what I'm saying ? Yeah , man . Yeah .

Speaker 2

He's , you know , but I don't know much about it . I just saw that part . I was like oh , that's pretty wild , you know , I guess , the way they kind of connected him too . And then I even saw a thing today . I don't know if it's real , but they said Big Daddy 2 . So I don't know if that's even a real thing . I saw like a little thing on .

Speaker 1

Yeah , he doesn't get his props . They kind of just laugh Adam Sandler off , but he's laughing all the way to the fucking bank . Every 10 channels is a fucking Adam Sandler movie .

Speaker 2

Yeah , did you think ? I saw a thing the other day . They're talking about how Norbert was the worst main movie . Did you think Norbert sucked or no ? I thought it was funny , dude .

Speaker 1

The problem with that is that people go in and they're like , oh , let's watch this movie , and they think , motherfucker , it's like Going to a watch . Why the fuck is Madea good ? All those same people . They're saying , oh , madea's Fantastic . It's the same thing . You got A black guy dressed up as a big , fat black woman and it's supposed to be funny . You know what I'm saying . So you can't love medea and not like norbert . I personally like norbert better . I think eddie murphy's a fucking genius I mean a comedic genius bro what do you say ?

Speaker 2

what was that lady said who you , uh , how ? She said , uh , who you , how you do , how you do . Yeah , that shit is like uh iconic dude , like the whole thing , even the Wayans Was it Marlon Wayans or whatever ? The one that acts like an aerobics ? Guy no dude , that shit was funny dude , I don't know .

Speaker 1

I watched that recently . You know , marlon Wayans is actually starring in a fucking movie , a horror flick . I saw something like that by Keaton whatever the fuck his name is , yeah , yeah , keaton , whatever the fuck his name is , yeah , yeah , what's his name , man ? Michael Keaton , I think I saw that .

Speaker 2

Yeah , I saw something about that . He's doing a film like that . He even wants to bring back another scary movie or some stuff . He wants to do all kinds of stuff .

Speaker 1

Well , yeah , I mean , those guys are fucking good at doing what they do . No , no , it's not Michael Keaton's a white dude . They're good at doing what they do . No , no , it's not Michael Keaton's a white dude , it's that . It's Peele . Yeah , but what's Peele's first name ? That's that motherfucker , because it's not Key . Anyway , it's Peele from Key and fucking Peele . He's the one that did Us , jordan Peele , the one that did yeah , jordan Peele , there you go , yeah , I got you now . And he's the one that did Us and then he did the Runaway or Get Out , get Out , right , yeah .

Speaker 2

I think it's supposed to be called Goat Get Out was good bro . Yeah , it was good . It's supposed to be called .

Speaker 1

Goat .

Speaker 2

Yeah , there you go . Yeah , I saw something about it . I haven't really watched . I do like Get Out . I think that's the one I've seen and that's the name of the movie . Okay Him , Okay yeah .

Speaker 1

I don't know . It's supposed to come out this year and it is going to star Marlon Wayans . Marlon Wayans is going to be the main guy .

Speaker 2

It's a football movie . It's a football movie yeah , that's right , that's right , it's another sports movie . And he's like yeah , there you go , it's fucking right , though I was like going heavy online because I'm just sitting in the room , bro , like you know , I don't know bro . I talked to James . He said that the turnout went out good . They got like I don't know how many people . I messaged him . I was like how good man . I you know , I was just curious how it went .

Speaker 1

You know , I try to yeah , shout out to james man . He's a stand-up dude doing great things for the community man and , yeah , we're going to try to keep supporting him as much as we can .

Speaker 2

Yeah good guy man . You know , it's funny as I cut off a little bit at the beginning because he was so nervous and I was like I don't want to do him like that , I'm gonna , I'm gonna break him down a little bit and uh he fucking started cruising though , bro , he got into cruise control .

Speaker 1

After like a few minutes of talking . He got into cruise control . Man , he did a great job he did .

Speaker 2

Man , I was , uh , I was really good to listen to , especially about the straight training and stuff like that and uh , you know , uh , all that stuff . He's a funny guy too , the stuff he says , you know . So I liked it too , man , it was , it was , it was good to see . But , um , no , I'm just kind of glad , uh , I brought this stuff with me because I was like I know I'm gonna knock one out on the room , or you know for sure , and I didn't know how long was it be gone , like I was worried it might be like longer .

Speaker 2

So I'm thinking I'll be back next week , middle next week .

Speaker 1

So so you know , I just gotta , I guess wait it out .

Speaker 1

I mean you gotta get . You gotta get money where it's at right , you gotta get work where it's at , yeah , right now it's kind of , you know we're we're still in the mid 60s , I think . I think once we hit 70s and stick to the 70s you know , I was actually speaking on that , I was watching . You know , the mineral guy yeah , I , I tagged you on on some of this shit um , and he was just talking about it today that he , he believes that eventually we'll be able to , we'll be able to sit steady at 70 and he believes that that's a sweet spot . Um , that's the sweet spot . Same thing me and you talk about , mainly off of camera , right , it's stuff that we talk about because obviously everybody everybody in the patches is worried about what's going on and the tariffs and how it's affecting and all this and , uh , I think I think a lot of us believe , me being one included that we will hit a sweet spot around 70 and if we stick to that around that area , it's not even it's not just good for us , it's good for the consumer and it just breeds a better economy . You know what I mean . So , yeah , I really he was talking about that today . I didn't get to watch all of it because I , the girls were running around or whatever .

Speaker 1

I didn't get to watch all of this video , but he was talking about that and uh , where he believed would be great for us to be and stay , to have stability , to have , you know , to keep the consumer happy and also for us all to be able to have good work , good jobs and around 70 a barrel , and I think I think that can happen . I think that stability is what , you know , the , the current administration , is looking for . Um , so hopefully this , this fucking terrible shit , calms down . I don't think I mean as many deals as he's cut already . I think he's already surprised a lot of people . Um , you know , the whole China shit is kind of , you know , hit and miss with those motherfuckers , but hopefully , if that finally gets to a point to where we are , you know I actually have an understanding and and and we have an actual deal with China that can stick , I think that's a big one . Also , with India , the crazy shit going on with Russia , who knows what the fuck's gonna happen with that . You know what .

Speaker 2

I mean A lot of the tariffs already worked out . People thought it was gonna go the other way and it went . Even better . It's just one of those things . You're right , though . Oil is just always everywhere , bro , especially , but you know , the country looks good strong . I love it and I'm like shit . I'm happy about it , bro , you know and that's just me , though . You know what I'm saying . We're here for it , yeah .

Speaker 1

Man , everybody's talking about the new South Park episode charlie kirk trump and , uh , they even did that .

Speaker 2

I can't remember that naomi something , the one from the the ice and stuff .

Speaker 1

They do all kinds of crazy stuff bro , like you know , charlie kirk , shit was fucking phenomenal , yeah . And then charlie kirk came out and like it's fucking funny , because libs were all like , yeah , how do you fucking like it ? Because they do pick on libs a lot . Oh yeah , I'll tell the truth . Like fucking crazy , yeah , yeah . And they finally went for the conservatives and they were all laughing , fucking having a great time about it , like man , y'all , y'all hit me that , hit the nail on the head . And like charlie . Charlie was like watching that shit . He was like man , the fucking water and the mic drop and all that shit . He's like that's fucking classic me , yeah , yeah . And he was , he was having a good laugh , man like it's a funny show .

Speaker 2

It is , and for people to think that they're actually on a side is crazy , because they go after everybody but nobody's safe when it comes to South Park . You know all the years they've been doing stuff . So , yeah , I love that too . Alright , we're good right there . You know what , asus , I think I . Oh , we're good , we're good . Yeah , are you there ?

Speaker 1

I don't know where we're going . I don't know there was a Fiesta or a Ferg or whatever . The fuck . You still there , you good .

Speaker 2

I'm good yeah .

Speaker 1

If you remember down Rankin when there was hardly anything over there , but for sure what was down there was the Fiesta Foods yeah , right now where the tractor supply sits , so people can understand . So where the tractor supply sits there was a fiesta foods . That was there . Well , that's where what ? That was the number one place we went grocery shopping because they had the 50 cent um vhs rentals oh , yeah , okay , okay , damn , I remember at that fucking time I remember remember the South Park movie was out , oh yeah .

Speaker 1

And I remember renting South Park movie on the VHS . Of course my mom , you know my mom , my mom was renting fucking X-rated movies for me and shit , when I get to it I'm like no , no , no significa nada . She learned later what the fuck all the ratings were like . That only lasted so long , right , but , um , yeah , I remember going and renting that fucking movie and I thought it was fucking hilarious , bro , I loved it so much and , uh , yeah , to this day , like with everything that goes on , it's good and people should be watching and laughing at that shit .

Speaker 1

Should be laughing at ourselves for being so fucking serious about politics , laughing at the government for being so serious about some shit . There's some shit that really is not that fucking serious and people trip , like the debates and all that shit . Why not make fun of people ? Because a lot of the times people sound stupid when they get mad and they're just like people sound crazy . Yeah , but if you can twist it up , you know we can have a fucking laugh about it and you don't have to be so fucking serious yeah yeah the country .

Speaker 1

The country needs to laugh bro , that's what it is .

Speaker 2

Yeah , you know , I'm I'm I wasn't really a huge fan of my cousin always watched it . So , like I remember watching that movie at his house late at night , we all had it on and uh , you know , it was blew my mind watching I'm like what I know . But uh , I always liked , uh , team america . I always loved that one . That was good for me . You know what I'm saying . I used to love watching that dude , you know . So you know , uh , just me here at the hotel I was like I get tired of looking at the phone , I gotta put it away because I'm like I don't want to get on that thing all day . So I was watching dune , I started watching all . I watched all the dunes again . That's really good . We started on doing I know , and I just started a series started on doing .

Speaker 1

It's amazing . I love yeah . Yeah , the series is good too . I just started the series yeah , like three a couple weeks ago , but I'm only barely I think I'm on on the second episode because we start watching so much shit . We can maybe get on two shows at a time , yeah , and like the challenge . So the challenge is mine and erica's favorite show period like the challenge . So the challenge is mine and Erica's favorite show period Like the challenge on MTV is fucking super liberal and shit , but it's still good stuff .

Speaker 1

Yeah , I got you we enjoy it , and the reason why we enjoy it is because it's a fucking . It's so . Many reality shows are just based on fucking , sitting in a room and talking and like being conniving , which is why I enjoy Survivor too .

Speaker 1

Right , because at least you have the starving and at least these motherfuckers are starving you know , yeah , yeah they can talk as much shit and whatever , but they're starving so you gotta factor that shit into their shit talk . But same thing for the challenge like all these guys are like fucking , they're doing physical stuff and like getting beat up and hurt and fucking going one-on-one and I just enjoy . And there's a mental game too with puzzle , so we enjoy that . So we've been watching that and , uh , we might watch like one other show or whatever . Uh , we have a bunch man that we , we haven't been fucking .

Speaker 2

Oh you know , tuning into .

Speaker 1

I just finished the whole linus uh series , which was the two seasons .

Speaker 2

Oh yeah , that show really surprised me , how good it was . I was like damn , this show is so good , dude , that one Mayor of Kingston's really good too . If you like that , you'll like Mayor of Kingston .

Speaker 1

Yeah , for sure . I told Erica about that one too . Those are more the shows that I watch , because Erica's not so deep into the military side and linus , I was like I'm gonna watch the first one , yeah , and see how deep it is , if it's like more political or if it's more if it's drama , political or more action . I was very fucking surprised that it was on the action , military side a lot more like it was fucking yeah , for real , it really is taylor sheridan .

Speaker 2

Right , he's the one that directs he does a really good job . And then second season with the cartels was really good . I thought I was like . I was like man . They really blew it up on there , bro . I was like damn because this guy kept telling me to watch . I was like I don't know man lying this , you know , but it came out for me it came out so well , dude , you know all those shows , you fight it .

Speaker 1

You fight it because , like I don't know , it's a . It's kind of like the premise of man , what red sparrow ? Yeah you know , you ever seen that movie ? Oh yeah kind of the same premise , except american , you know . Yeah , yeah , but now they're doing a really good job . You know what I'm saying . She's tough as shit . Yeah , that bitch gets down , bro . You know and also what I'm saying oh , dude , I know .

Speaker 2

You know , and also I was watching , I saw that . You know , I saw that thing the other day they're going to have the what was it Twilight back in theaters . Did you see that at Synergy ? Oh ? I haven't seen that they're going to have all the old Twilights back in on that , bro it's fucking funny that that I like twilight , bro , I love twilight . I remember going with courtney and I'll be like team jacob all day . You know what I mean , like you know . So there's a yeah , I just it's hard for me .

Speaker 1

Like I like it . I do like the movie and everything . I get the premise of it and all that shit and it's it's a good story . But I can't stand this bitch . I can't stand her . Bella yeah , the one that plays Bella , because she's like yeah , and then she does Jacob nasty dude so awkward bro , I can't stand it .

Speaker 2

Yeah , I don't like it either . And then you know , we went to House of the Girls a while back at McDonald's and this girl was like really bell . And I kept telling the girl uh , the kids , and it looks like bella dude . I feel like asking her like hey , uh , how's jacob doing ? You know what I'm saying , or edward , you know what I mean ? Like , but uh , she looked just like it all pale and stuff .

Speaker 2

But man , I used to love that stuff when it came out , bro , like you know make eye contact and shit and that's .

Speaker 1

That's such a big pet peeve of mine , dude , yeah , yeah , when I'm talking to someone and I won't even get like one eye contact , yeah , and like it just drives me crazy . I don't know why , maybe . Maybe other people are the same as me , right , but yeah , it's just one of those things oh , for sure I said hi , mama , I'm being a bad girl she looks cute as heck , bro .

Speaker 2

Yeah , you know , uh , you know , I was gonna say it was . I was really happy when the was it , uh , camera's name , I find it right now , whenever he came up to me at the , at the buffalo . Always , bro , I was like surprised dude , like that blew me out my way , because I was just sitting there and he comes up and I'm like what's up , man , and he's like , and he starts asking me who you know , and I was like , oh dang dude . Yeah , bro , it just blew my mind , man . I was like , oh , only fades . I can't remember his first name , I think his name's adrian , if I'm correct . But yeah , man , uh , but yeah , dude , it just blew my mind . I was like surprised dude . So that was cool , man , yeah , it was , uh , it was a pretty neat experience . But , um , but no , man , I mean , it's been good .

Speaker 2

You know , one thing I wanted to say was that , you know , I haven't , I haven't been able to say I was talking to ting hosel the other day about this hat and I put it on because , man , I sweated like crazy before recently and I have no sweat stains and this hat blowed my mind , bro , and I haven't been able to wear it when I say it . So I want to do it right now on this man . It's , it's a really great hat , bro . It just yeah , I don't know . I just thought everybody should know this , because I get sweat stains like crazy and I don't get them out here . So they .

Speaker 1

They have quality shit , man . We've been saying it for a long time . You know they have quality shit . Just because we got our own hats out , whatever doesn't mean shit . We're going to be wearing their shit because they're nice as fuck . Their hats are nice as fuck and they're durable as shit , like the corduroy hat . I wore the corduroy hat when we were going out to the fucking beach . I wore that on the drive over there and it's , of course , hot as shit , bro , yeah yeah , shout out to them .

Speaker 2

Yeah , for sure , man and uh , thanks again for selling those hats . They all came out . You know , that was funny . When I put that song for all phones , I couldn't help myself . I had to do it . I had to get him on it . Really , really , he reposted it , yeah , he did , but it was so funny though I thought it was funny , man , but yeah , but no , but uh , but hell . Yeah , bro , but I think I'm gonna let you go , man . Uh , I gotta get on the phone here in a minute , but uh , I'm glad we got to knock one out a little bit , you know , and go from there , you know . So , uh , absolutely , man .

Speaker 1

we appreciate everybody for listening . You know what I'm saying . We're going to be ordering more fucking hats coming very soon . We may even dabble in a couple of changes or whatever . So the people that got the originals , they got the originals . You know what I'm saying . We're going to be dabbling in a few changes Ricky knows what I'm talking about , and maybe you guys and we did get a little bit of feedback on some of them , so we may be addressing all those things . But you know , shout out to everybody that got a hat , that bought one from us , that are supporting us Everything that we're making from these hats

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