Patch Boyz Podcast

North Dakota | EP.114

Patch Boyz Podcast Episode 114

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Rick joins us from North Dakota where he's been working for over a week and shares stories from his journey, including bizarre encounters at truck stops and discovering pristine golf courses in the oil patch.

• Rick's experience driving to North Dakota for a job that kept getting delayed
• Disturbing truck stop bathroom encounters
• Finding unexpectedly beautiful golf courses in Wofford City
• Discussion about oil prices stabilizing around $70 being the "sweet spot"
• Conversation about South Park, Happy Gilmore 2, and other entertainment
• Thoughts on various streaming shows including Lioness and Mayor of Kingston
• Texas Hustle hat quality and durability in hot working conditions
• Updates about upcoming changes to Patch Boys merchandise
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Rick's Week in North Dakota

Speaker 1

everybody? Patch boys again here to announce yet another sponsor, uh, branded 14 hot shot services llc. Uh, they offer hot shot work, esp spooling, esp technician service and heavy hauling with semis. Uh, these guys are local, uh, they're they're helping us out, so we want to help them out. Go give them a call at 432-638-1755. All the other information we're going to put right down here so you guys can give them a call, send them an email. However, you need to get in contact with them. We appreciate it. Is this shit on already? Can you already hear me, rick? Oh yeah, oh, my nigga got that direction over here. You know what I mean, rick, how long you been gone already. I'm not going to be happy. That's that dad action over here. You know what I mean.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I hear you man man.

Speaker 1

Rick, how long have you been gone already, motherfucker.

Speaker 2

I've been gone, man, I don't know, it's been a minute. I've been gone since last weekend, saturday. I left Friday actually.

Speaker 1

You've been gone over a week now, huh.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I've got another week when you come back, you going to make it to the draft?

Speaker 2

I don't think so. You're not. No, I'm not, man, I just today. We have another pass starting right now, so I'm not going to be able to start until we start tomorrow, and then it's a whole week worth of wells, so I don't think I was going to be back bro. Yeah, I know, it's crazy man, that sucks Pecker work. It does suck, dude, because I thought I was going to make it, but then no, it didn't work out, man. They kept pushing back. It was supposed to start on a certain day and then it kept going backwards. So you know, it's just one of those things.

Speaker 1

Well, if you're going to be out there but you're Saturday, saturday I'll fucking take my tripod. I'll set it up for you, g.

Speaker 2

Yeah, yeah, I'll let you know, I'll let you know, that way you can zoom in. Yeah, that'd be awesome. Let me let you know what it looks like on by then. On Friday, cause last summer I was out, I didn't have no service. So let me see where I'm at and if, yeah, and if, like me and this other guy Are swapping I can, if I'm off at the hotel, then I can just click in real quick yeah, zoom in and do it.

Speaker 1

Yeah, yeah, so you know, I'll do it for you, yeah.

Speaker 2

I appreciate it, but I'll let you know more on Friday. I'll have a better idea of what it's going to look like and then I can go from there. So I started the first one and then we're going to swap out both ways and kind of go of rough, like on friday.

Speaker 2

They, as soon as I text friday like a morning, like like at 11, hey, we need y'all there by sunday. So I was like what the hell? So I had to like we had to drop everything, take off driving and the job was supposed to go sunday night and and I had to get I got it. I left midland like at three. I got in town like as I got a. I got to, uh, watford, north dakota, by like three o'clock bro, just straight, just straight driving.

Speaker 2

I slept like three hours at the Loves and it was the weirdest thing ever, bro. It was disgusting. You don't think about truck drivers. But in the morning it was like 5 in the morning. I was like, well, I'm going to go to the restroom wash my face up, maybe brush my teeth. Man, none of my Indian dudes from India bro in there at night. This one dude was disgusting, bro. Were they on motorbikes or what? No, they're just driving AT, I know right, but they're like man. It was just nasty, bro, and I was just like this one guy left the restroom busted and I was like I looked at him like really, bro, and I was just like, no, I'm good man.

Speaker 1

I'll just it's so fucking crazy right now. It's fucking crazy because it's hot as fuck, right, yeah, and one thing we were talking about the other day this might be fucking disgusting to some people that are listening or whatever, that that are gonna hear this or whatever, but still anyway. So it gets. It gets fucking hot as shit. All these motherfuckers that are out fucking working outside or whatever. Yeah, come in, fucking, drop a deuce or whatever the fuck they're doing. Man, it's so fucking funny because we walk in and just fucking you can just see rings on the fucking toilet from the skin, from everybody's skin, just because it's sweating so fucking hard. So, like your, your dead skin comes off and it's on the fucking toilet seat and shit.

Speaker 1

And just me and marcus were talking about the other day because now we have like bathrooms in inside and out in the shop and like upstairs. There's a bunch of shit. Back then we only had one set of restrooms and they were in that same shop. Yeah, yeah. And it's fucking funny because we were talking about like man every time we go in there, because I told him hey, I need you to get me some fucking. And it's actually these right here, these fucking. It's actually right here. It's fucking. It's like 70 alcohol wipes so you can clean the seat. Because I'm fucking, yeah, that shit, that shit, I, I'll fucking, I'll constipate myself, yeah, yeah that's straight up.

Speaker 1

If it's fucking that bad, like I'll be, like I can't even clean this off. Like sometimes that bad, I can't even clean this off, I'm just gonna fuck me up it was bad.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I know what you mean, bro, because I looked at it too and I was just like. I was like I and I never make a fuss, but this guy smelled like fucking ass and then, like he had, like he had like a, he had like a roll of like you know, like people put on the seat for their like their ball sack. Well, except, except, except it was there, but it was full of piss on it. And I was like you're disgusting, bro. I was like, I looked at him, I said and then this other dude was like hey, you're good, I'm like, nah, that's all you. I said I don't, I'm not going in there. And they got that dude looked in there. I said this guy's nasty shit, bro. Like he was just like and he could tell he couldn't speak much english, but he said something to me. I'm like, yeah, I'm talking to you, bro, and I'm just thinking I mean this guy is like man. I said these people in from here or something. Bro, I don't know bro, it's just different world.

Speaker 1

Custom bro, it was disgusting. Yeah, that's what it is. It was a rough night Some things, yeah, some things that Like feel fucking crazy to us, doesn't feel crazy to other people. It's also too Like. It doesn't even have to be A different race. It also could be how you you're raised and your parents and all that shit like, yeah, it don't matter, leave shit on the fucking toilet seat. Well, if you're from the floor.

Truck Stop Encounters

Speaker 2

if you're from a third world country, it's not gonna be the same as coming, yeah, and that's where I'm coming from with it, and it's just like it was just a moment, bro, and I was just like I don't know. But and then, and then I like grab a coffee and I'm like leaving and this guy's like catch me out. He's like a full-blown Satanist bro. He's got the pentagram, he's got the horns and all that stuff and I'm just looking at him. I've never seen any of it. He even had weird makeup, almost like ICP kind of stuff, and it was really weird.

Speaker 1

For anybody who doesn't know ICP means insane clown posse, yeah, just like that, the little triangles.

Speaker 2

And then I'm looking at the guy. Yeah, but the guy looks so like depressed. He looks sad, bro, like and uh, I was just I don't know why I never say this, but I say, bro, you know just, jesus loves you. Bro, and like, first of all I said how you doing, and his voice was super deep, bro, like he's, he's a little white dude skinny, he's like like that.

Speaker 2

And I was just like go with him and shit no, bro, it creeped me out and then I was like you know, jesus loves you bro. And then, uh, he just like made the disgusting face, bro, but like I remember walking out and I was just like god, I'd never seen nobody like that, bro, it really, it really made me feel weird because I was like man, that's crazy to see what if he would have answered you yeah.

Speaker 2

Well, satan hates you yeah, I was like, well, that's good, I good with that, but you know what I mean.

Speaker 1

It was weird, man. It's crazy. Man. It's crazy seeing the complete opposite. You would think in my fucking mind, like in my fucking mind, you're a Satanist. Why the fuck are you in a bad mood, bro? Yeah, yeah, why are you in a bad mood? You're a Satanist. You can do whatever the fuck you want. Yeah, why is life treating you, treating you so terribly? Yeah, according to you guys, you can do whatever the fuck you want with no conscience and fucking just have fun and do whatever the fuck and not have a conscience about nothing and don't have to fucking worry about anybody, you know, uh, fucking judging you or none of this shit. You're, you're beyond, you're beyond judgment and all this bullshit, but they're fucking miserable. That should be your number one side right there, and he looks like those are full of shit for sure.

Speaker 2

And even before I knew what he was, I saw him walking up with some other guy and he just looked sad already, like he was mad or something, and you know. And then when I stand in front of him, I see him, and then I see all that. I'm like man, it just blew me away, bro. I don't know man. I got in the truck and I said, I prayed and I hit the road. I was like, but I just I felt, I felt really I don't know why I never say something like that, but I felt convicted to you but like, uh, I don't know man, he looks sad. Bro, he really did. He didn't look happy, he looks sad. And I just felt bad for the guy in a way. And um, but yeah, man, it was that was creepy, bro.

Speaker 1

True satanist yeah, if he, if he looked like shit, sad as fuck, terrible fucking life, he probably was a true satanist, because that's what you can expect it was kind of almost like he had the clothes on for remember brandon marshall, not brandon, is it?

Speaker 2

uh, the white dude right, remember that dude skin was yellow. You know what?

Speaker 1

you know what, bro? Yeah, I saw. I saw him on facebook the other day. I'm not his friend, yeah, but people are his friend and I know exactly you're talking about marshall mullen yeah, yeah, yeah I know exactly what you're talking about, I think, and marshall was just confused. He was just playing that card at the time. But homeboy is fit. He lost a bunch of fucking weight, got himself a little mama he's living a good life bro, he's, he's yeah, I don't know, that's good, but was he?

Speaker 2

yeah no, but when I saw him it reminded me of the way he was dressing like at the end of school, you know, with the punk rock, with the trench. Well, this guy had like the same gear on and I, for some reason, I thought about that guy. But uh, yeah, dude, it was just like I don't know, it was weird man, I I don't hit the road, bro, and I was on the way, but it was a long few days, bro, that was got me. Then I got into town. Yeah, dude, we got into town, and then that guy just did the first one, which I wasn't fighting him. I said you want it, you can have it, bro, I'm a little tired.

Speaker 2

He got the hotel that night. I didn. We worked a few days and then I've actually been at the hotel since, I think maybe like two. I haven't had a job since I finished up Monday. So Tuesday I've been off all week just kind of waiting on the job to come up, like one day. Oh, it's going to be tomorrow, it's going to be tomorrow, and so you can't really do much, so you're kind of just hanging out, you know.

Speaker 1

But I did go.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I did hit some golf up. I hit so dude, so nice, the one in Wofford City man, it's a that sucker. Feel like a PGA one. Bro, like I hit, I was hitting. I would hit, like you know, with the iron sometimes get like clumps of grass. He used to that. Hogan, bro, it was just.

Speaker 1

Yeah, every time, whenever I talk to anybody like my compadre Chimbo or whoever and he's like man, of course, over here it is and the other only it comes to mind because that's all he said. That man, it's fucking beautiful, course that you should see it like. It's fucking beautiful, like voices and shit.

Speaker 2

Oh, it is, bro, so nice man, I was blown away. I took video. And then this this was the most high-tech golf cart I ever had like I, I tried this area. Looked like you could drive up there. So I was like, yeah, I just go up there on balls right up this big old hill. And then I go up there and the damn thing shuts me off, it starts backing me out and I'm like what the hell? Like it was crazy, bro, it was really nice. And then I went the next day with this guy I'm with here, his name's ernesto. We've been hanging out like all through the week, so we went and hit the next room or no?

Speaker 2

I mean we could if we had to, but no, no, they tried to make us get an Airbnb. We're like no hell, no, but no, he's staying here, but he's waiting too right, so he plays more golf than me. But yeah, we hit up a golf course and we did about 18 holes on the other day. And that was cool, man, it was good. And then every day we've been eating lunch and dinner together. So I told my wife, cornel, I got a date, I gotta go when you start a podcast with him, motherfucker, I know, I know right, I know get all mad every day, bro.

Speaker 2

It's funny because, like I'll hit him up like in the morning or afternoon uh, you hungry, yeah, I can eat, all right, see in 10. And then we just like, yeah, pick a restaurant, like I'm like, and I told him we should start a youtube channel for just eating restaurants in north dakota, because just every day we just start doing mukbangs.

Speaker 2

Oh yeah, 72 ounce steaks and every day we just pick one to pick a new one, and like today, I just went to applebee's. I've never been to applebee's, but I have one down here. I've never been to applebee's, yeah the ribs are good, man.

Speaker 1

We should love it, man. I love applebee's.

Speaker 2

I've never been. But I know the people in hobbs love a fucking Applebee's and that's all they really got right. But yeah, I went there. I ate some ribs, it was good man. And I went to some Mexican restaurant. They haven't tasted something right now. The Mexican people in North Dakota, or you know what it takes to get avocados from fucking mexico up there? No, because it's a motherfucker. Oh, I've seen the tacos. The prices are like I don't know, it's like seven dollars taco, uh, and the menudo was like 23 dollars and then, and then they don't even they get. They make the menudo they don't even put up, they don't even put harmony in it, like they'll get it from their pasola and then put it in the minute and so, like you can get a bowl, just me which is cool because that's what people got it twisted here, because everybody puts pozole in, yeah, but really men noodles, just the tripe.

Speaker 1

yeah, yeah, that's it. Oh yeah, you put cabbage and shit in it, like depending on if that's what you like, but that shit is just the tripe. And then, like I mean up north even North Mexico is more, because down south is Pozole, but North Mexico is all about menudo. Yeah, and like man in North Mexico, that's all the way up here, it's all they put, the fucking hominy in oh hell, yeah, yeah, man.

Speaker 2

And so like I got a whole bowl of just menudo Because we did a fast this week, so I gave up like carbs and like Diet Cokes. And so I gave up carbs and Diet Cokes and I was kind of hard Diet Cokes I ain't really used to giving those up, but yeah. So when they said, yeah, we'll just give you a bowl of meat, I was like, oh man, make it two bro.

Speaker 2

So it was good, though, but we killed that and we just trying everything around here, bro, it's cool like that, but now that we start I start tomorrow on an afternoon, so now it's just going to be on our own again. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1

So but yeah, I gotta let go. You know what I'm saying. Send them a little breakup message. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, go, y'all's own fucking way.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I know, my boss, I called this morning.

Speaker 1

Cause we need some.

Speaker 2

Uh, I said okay, he said we'll send him out this week and I said I'll go and I said I'll do it, ernesto, no, he's taking a shower, I'll let him when he gets out, like, oh yeah, I bet he is yeah it was funny as hell, bro. I gotta go in there and watch his back real quick and he was all like man, I'm not even gonna ask, I'll see y'all later tell him don't ask, don't tell baby, you know how it works.

Oil Market Stability Discussion

Speaker 1

Oh yeah, fucking, speaking of you, obviously I I saw kind of like tuesday, wednesday, whatever, you were in hard on fucking on social media. Yeah, you're putting shit out. Oh yeah, that shit's sending me stuff. So I was like, oh yeah, this motherfucker's chilling right now. I can't you know like I'm gonna be chilling right now dude really, how's it going on that netflix? You know that fucking. Uh, everybody's talking about the fucking happy gilmore or whatever.

Speaker 2

Yeah watch it was good. Uh, I liked it. Uh, I mean it wasn't as much golf as the first one, but I loved it, bro, like it was entertaining. It was.

Speaker 1

I mean it was just a piggyback more than anything. You know, I'm saying that's kind of a little bit, instead of being its own story, it was. It kept referring so much and like doing uh, fucking flashbacks and shit to the old movie. Yeah, yeah, that was that was. That was a little weird, you know. You know it's funny in life. The best thing that got me is homeboy who's the main Tagging it? Not the main antagonist, but one of the antagonist, which is the the golfer. Fuck, I forgot what his name is in there, but it's Joel Olesman.

Speaker 2

Mm-hmm, yeah, I you're talking about.

Speaker 1

yeah I might be saying his fucking name right, but it's his homeboy from the fucking six cents oh, yeah, yeah, he's like grown up and so yeah. So when I saw a little short, chubby, motherfucker, you would have never in your mind been like that fucking monster of an actor of a child's age Was going to be this fucking guy that we haven't seen in, god knows, I haven't really seen him in shit.

Speaker 2

Joel Oseman. Yeah, I was going to say, osteen, you're better off than me, you're right, though when I saw his face I was like that's so weird to see him, just to get off a little bit. I saw a photo of that kid from um. What was that movie he made with? Uh, tom cruise? Uh, they're like vampires and stuff. Uh, my little vampire, something like that oh, it's uh, it's uh.

Speaker 2

It was the interview with the vampire yeah, okay, well, they showed a photo of that guy, now him, and uh, was it tom cruise right?

Speaker 1

it was tom cruise and it was uh, it was tom cruise and it was a bread pit yeah, it's not.

Speaker 2

It's that interview with the vampire, it's something else. Uh, you're talking about the the old school one right, where they're like, uh, they got that little girl, they make her, they make her young. So, yeah, yeah, yeah, christian dunst, I think it's little vampire or something. Yeah, vampire little kid movie.

Speaker 1

I think I can't oh, you know what I'm know what I'm talking about. I know exactly what you're talking about my friend the vampire, my best friend the vampire, some shit like that.

Speaker 2

Man, I can't remember what, but I saw a photo of that kid now and I think it was like Tom Cruise or something. Bro, they look completely different. Bro, that dude looks older than Tom Cruise. It's wild, he's way younger than him. I'm trying to find that photo. I just saw it recently, but it was, it was wild to see that. I gotta I gotta look it up here in a minute, man. But yeah, bro, it was just crazy man. But you know, uh, whatever, I saw that, uh, let me see vampire my best friend is a vampire yeah, there you go I think it's that one.

Speaker 2

Let me see I want, I, it's okay, I got it right here. I found it. It's uh. It's tom cruise in that, in that vampire movie. Uh, I got the photo right here. See, I don't know if you want to see it. It's that, what is it?

Entertainment and Shows

Speaker 1

uh, so it's uh what's the exact name of it?

Speaker 2

man, I can't tell, but it's that one he's, oh jerry mcguire bro my God, okay well, jerry Maguire, my bad, I don't know why I thought that.

Speaker 1

He was.

Speaker 2

He was in that movie.

Speaker 1

That little kid. That was another film that he did where he was like biting cows and shit, and I love that movie. I know exactly what you're thinking about. He was killing cows.

Speaker 2

But to see that photo of him old now and old now and then like tom cruise is like freaking older than him, but he looks younger than him.

Speaker 1

So wild dude, you know, I'm telling you, bro, they'd be fucking, they'd be giving that fool fucking, they'd be putting that fool in cryo adrenochrome, adrenochrome and stuff too.

Speaker 2

It's like makes a lot. Yeah, it's wild man, but like the shit the kardashians are taking.

Speaker 1

The kardashians are fucking shoving suppositories up their asses every day and it makes it makes you wonder about that.

Speaker 2

It makes you wonder about that stuff though. You know that conspiracy with Adrenochrome, you know with the blood and stuff Like that's wild too I read about that. Yeah, I read about that. But you know like, yeah, I saw that photo and it blew me away. But anyways, yeah, like on that Happy, I didn't realize like, because it reflects the live golf, like, and live golf is like another thing from PGA, right?

Speaker 1

That's right. Yeah, I saw it. It's a new. It's like indoor fucking golf, fast-paced, like half the amount of holes and shit, like I don't know the full thing, but like shit, tiger Woods was playing it, so it can't be that fucking nice I think a lot of golfers don't like it, because I was asking this guy about it.

Speaker 2

He watches that stuff all day hey, everybody, patch boys here.

Speaker 1

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Speaker 1

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Speaker 2

Oh yeah, man, you know we love it. Man, we appreciate all the support. Like, we appreciate all the support. Like he said, I'm loving this hat, bro, this hat right here, look, man, it looks good on both of us, bro, and we got two different types of heads. So check them out, man. These guys support us. If you're looking for any shirts, you're looking for any decals, you're looking oil and gas industry, you love this local thing. We got going check them out, man, because they're doing great stuff and we appreciate their support.

Speaker 1

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Speaker 1

Like it takes away, like the the competitiveness, and I was like, oh yes I guess I see it that way, then you know what I mean I'm sure they get bonuses and shit, because teams are four or five and they're like yo, you fuck this team up, we'll give you a bonus, kind of like what NFL does. Nfl, yeah, it's a team sport and you get your individual contracts, but if you don't win the Super Bowl, everybody gets a meal to win the Super Bowl, or whatever. So I imagine it's kind of like that. But, like I said, you know, if fucking Tiger Woods is fucking heading up a team like it can't be that bad you know what I mean.

Speaker 1

Yeah for sure. Maybe he needs it to pay for his fucking coke addiction and horror addiction or whatever the fuck His thing of the week. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, man. Yeah.

Speaker 2

He's, you know, but I don't know much about it. I just saw that part. I was like oh, that's pretty wild, you know, I guess, the way they kind of connected him too. And then I even saw a thing today. I don't know if it's real, but they said Big Daddy 2. So I don't know if that's even a real thing. I saw like a little thing on.

Speaker 1

Yeah, he doesn't get his props. They kind of just laugh Adam Sandler off, but he's laughing all the way to the fucking bank. Every 10 channels is a fucking Adam Sandler movie.

Speaker 2

Yeah, did you think? I saw a thing the other day. They're talking about how Norbert was the worst main movie. Did you think Norbert sucked or no? I thought it was funny, dude.

Speaker 1

The problem with that is that people go in and they're like, oh, let's watch this movie, and they think, motherfucker, it's like Going to a watch. Why the fuck is Madea good? All those same people. They're saying, oh, madea's Fantastic. It's the same thing. You got A black guy dressed up as a big, fat black woman and it's supposed to be funny. You know what I'm saying. So you can't love medea and not like norbert. I personally like norbert better. I think eddie murphy's a fucking genius I mean a comedic genius bro what do you say?

Speaker 2

what was that lady said who you, uh, how? She said, uh, who you, how you do, how you do. Yeah, that shit is like uh iconic dude, like the whole thing, even the Wayans Was it Marlon Wayans or whatever? The one that acts like an aerobics? Guy no dude, that shit was funny dude, I don't know.

Speaker 1

I watched that recently. You know, marlon Wayans is actually starring in a fucking movie, a horror flick. I saw something like that by Keaton whatever the fuck his name is, yeah, yeah, keaton, whatever the fuck his name is, yeah, yeah, what's his name, man? Michael Keaton, I think I saw that.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I saw something about that. He's doing a film like that. He even wants to bring back another scary movie or some stuff. He wants to do all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 1

Well, yeah, I mean, those guys are fucking good at doing what they do. No, no, it's not Michael Keaton's a white dude. They're good at doing what they do. No, no, it's not Michael Keaton's a white dude, it's that. It's Peele. Yeah, but what's Peele's first name? That's that motherfucker, because it's not Key. Anyway, it's Peele from Key and fucking Peele. He's the one that did Us, jordan Peele, the one that did yeah, jordan Peele, there you go, yeah, I got you now. And he's the one that did Us and then he did the Runaway or Get Out, get Out, right, yeah.

Speaker 2

I think it's supposed to be called Goat Get Out was good bro. Yeah, it was good. It's supposed to be called.

Speaker 1

Goat.

Speaker 2

Yeah, there you go. Yeah, I saw something about it. I haven't really watched. I do like Get Out. I think that's the one I've seen and that's the name of the movie. Okay Him, Okay yeah.

Speaker 1

I don't know. It's supposed to come out this year and it is going to star Marlon Wayans. Marlon Wayans is going to be the main guy.

Speaker 2

It's a football movie. It's a football movie yeah, that's right, that's right, it's another sports movie. And he's like yeah, there you go, it's fucking right, though I was like going heavy online because I'm just sitting in the room, bro, like you know, I don't know bro. I talked to James. He said that the turnout went out good. They got like I don't know how many people. I messaged him. I was like how good man. I you know, I was just curious how it went.

Speaker 1

You know, I try to yeah, shout out to james man. He's a stand-up dude doing great things for the community man and, yeah, we're going to try to keep supporting him as much as we can.

Speaker 2

Yeah good guy man. You know, it's funny as I cut off a little bit at the beginning because he was so nervous and I was like I don't want to do him like that, I'm gonna, I'm gonna break him down a little bit and uh he fucking started cruising though, bro, he got into cruise control.

Speaker 1

After like a few minutes of talking. He got into cruise control. Man, he did a great job he did.

Speaker 2

Man, I was, uh, I was really good to listen to, especially about the straight training and stuff like that and uh, you know, uh, all that stuff. He's a funny guy too, the stuff he says, you know. So I liked it too, man, it was, it was, it was good to see. But, um, no, I'm just kind of glad, uh, I brought this stuff with me because I was like I know I'm gonna knock one out on the room, or you know for sure, and I didn't know how long was it be gone, like I was worried it might be like longer.

Speaker 2

So I'm thinking I'll be back next week, middle next week.

Speaker 1

So so you know, I just gotta, I guess wait it out.

Speaker 1

I mean you gotta get. You gotta get money where it's at right, you gotta get work where it's at, yeah, right now it's kind of, you know we're we're still in the mid 60s, I think. I think once we hit 70s and stick to the 70s you know, I was actually speaking on that, I was watching. You know, the mineral guy yeah, I, I tagged you on on some of this shit um, and he was just talking about it today that he, he believes that eventually we'll be able to, we'll be able to sit steady at 70 and he believes that that's a sweet spot. Um, that's the sweet spot. Same thing me and you talk about, mainly off of camera, right, it's stuff that we talk about because obviously everybody everybody in the patches is worried about what's going on and the tariffs and how it's affecting and all this and, uh, I think I think a lot of us believe, me being one included that we will hit a sweet spot around 70 and if we stick to that around that area, it's not even it's not just good for us, it's good for the consumer and it just breeds a better economy. You know what I mean. So, yeah, I really he was talking about that today. I didn't get to watch all of it because I, the girls were running around or whatever.

Speaker 1

I didn't get to watch all of this video, but he was talking about that and uh, where he believed would be great for us to be and stay, to have stability, to have, you know, to keep the consumer happy and also for us all to be able to have good work, good jobs and around 70 a barrel, and I think I think that can happen. I think that stability is what, you know, the, the current administration, is looking for. Um, so hopefully this, this fucking terrible shit, calms down. I don't think I mean as many deals as he's cut already. I think he's already surprised a lot of people. Um, you know, the whole China shit is kind of, you know, hit and miss with those motherfuckers, but hopefully, if that finally gets to a point to where we are, you know I actually have an understanding and and and we have an actual deal with China that can stick, I think that's a big one. Also, with India, the crazy shit going on with Russia, who knows what the fuck's gonna happen with that. You know what.

Speaker 2

I mean A lot of the tariffs already worked out. People thought it was gonna go the other way and it went. Even better. It's just one of those things. You're right, though. Oil is just always everywhere, bro, especially, but you know, the country looks good strong. I love it and I'm like shit. I'm happy about it, bro, you know and that's just me, though. You know what I'm saying. We're here for it, yeah.

Speaker 1

Man, everybody's talking about the new South Park episode charlie kirk trump and, uh, they even did that.

Speaker 2

I can't remember that naomi something, the one from the the ice and stuff.

Speaker 1

They do all kinds of crazy stuff bro, like you know, charlie kirk, shit was fucking phenomenal, yeah. And then charlie kirk came out and like it's fucking funny, because libs were all like, yeah, how do you fucking like it? Because they do pick on libs a lot. Oh yeah, I'll tell the truth. Like fucking crazy, yeah, yeah. And they finally went for the conservatives and they were all laughing, fucking having a great time about it, like man, y'all, y'all hit me that, hit the nail on the head. And like charlie. Charlie was like watching that shit. He was like man, the fucking water and the mic drop and all that shit. He's like that's fucking classic me, yeah, yeah. And he was, he was having a good laugh, man like it's a funny show.

Speaker 2

It is, and for people to think that they're actually on a side is crazy, because they go after everybody but nobody's safe when it comes to South Park. You know all the years they've been doing stuff. So, yeah, I love that too. Alright, we're good right there. You know what, asus, I think I. Oh, we're good, we're good. Yeah, are you there?

Speaker 1

I don't know where we're going. I don't know there was a Fiesta or a Ferg or whatever. The fuck. You still there, you good.

Speaker 2

I'm good yeah.

Speaker 1

If you remember down Rankin when there was hardly anything over there, but for sure what was down there was the Fiesta Foods yeah, right now where the tractor supply sits, so people can understand. So where the tractor supply sits there was a fiesta foods. That was there. Well, that's where what? That was the number one place we went grocery shopping because they had the 50 cent um vhs rentals oh, yeah, okay, okay, damn, I remember at that fucking time I remember remember the South Park movie was out, oh yeah.

Speaker 1

And I remember renting South Park movie on the VHS. Of course my mom, you know my mom, my mom was renting fucking X-rated movies for me and shit, when I get to it I'm like no, no, no significa nada. She learned later what the fuck all the ratings were like. That only lasted so long, right, but, um, yeah, I remember going and renting that fucking movie and I thought it was fucking hilarious, bro, I loved it so much and, uh, yeah, to this day, like with everything that goes on, it's good and people should be watching and laughing at that shit.

Speaker 1

Should be laughing at ourselves for being so fucking serious about politics, laughing at the government for being so serious about some shit. There's some shit that really is not that fucking serious and people trip, like the debates and all that shit. Why not make fun of people? Because a lot of the times people sound stupid when they get mad and they're just like people sound crazy. Yeah, but if you can twist it up, you know we can have a fucking laugh about it and you don't have to be so fucking serious yeah yeah the country.

Speaker 1

The country needs to laugh bro, that's what it is.

Speaker 2

Yeah, you know, I'm I'm I wasn't really a huge fan of my cousin always watched it. So, like I remember watching that movie at his house late at night, we all had it on and uh, you know, it was blew my mind watching I'm like what I know. But uh, I always liked, uh, team america. I always loved that one. That was good for me. You know what I'm saying. I used to love watching that dude, you know. So you know, uh, just me here at the hotel I was like I get tired of looking at the phone, I gotta put it away because I'm like I don't want to get on that thing all day. So I was watching dune, I started watching all. I watched all the dunes again. That's really good. We started on doing I know, and I just started a series started on doing.

Speaker 1

It's amazing. I love yeah. Yeah, the series is good too. I just started the series yeah, like three a couple weeks ago, but I'm only barely I think I'm on on the second episode because we start watching so much shit. We can maybe get on two shows at a time, yeah, and like the challenge. So the challenge is mine and erica's favorite show period like the challenge. So the challenge is mine and Erica's favorite show period Like the challenge on MTV is fucking super liberal and shit, but it's still good stuff.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I got you we enjoy it, and the reason why we enjoy it is because it's a fucking. It's so. Many reality shows are just based on fucking, sitting in a room and talking and like being conniving, which is why I enjoy Survivor too.

Speaker 1

Right, because at least you have the starving and at least these motherfuckers are starving you know, yeah, yeah they can talk as much shit and whatever, but they're starving so you gotta factor that shit into their shit talk. But same thing for the challenge like all these guys are like fucking, they're doing physical stuff and like getting beat up and hurt and fucking going one-on-one and I just enjoy. And there's a mental game too with puzzle, so we enjoy that. So we've been watching that and, uh, we might watch like one other show or whatever. Uh, we have a bunch man that we, we haven't been fucking.

Speaker 2

Oh you know, tuning into.

Speaker 1

I just finished the whole linus uh series, which was the two seasons.

Speaker 2

Oh yeah, that show really surprised me, how good it was. I was like damn, this show is so good, dude, that one Mayor of Kingston's really good too. If you like that, you'll like Mayor of Kingston.

Speaker 1

Yeah, for sure. I told Erica about that one too. Those are more the shows that I watch, because Erica's not so deep into the military side and linus, I was like I'm gonna watch the first one, yeah, and see how deep it is, if it's like more political or if it's more if it's drama, political or more action. I was very fucking surprised that it was on the action, military side a lot more like it was fucking yeah, for real, it really is taylor sheridan.

Speaker 2

Right, he's the one that directs he does a really good job. And then second season with the cartels was really good. I thought I was like. I was like man. They really blew it up on there, bro. I was like damn because this guy kept telling me to watch. I was like I don't know man lying this, you know, but it came out for me it came out so well, dude, you know all those shows, you fight it.

Speaker 1

You fight it because, like I don't know, it's a. It's kind of like the premise of man, what red sparrow? Yeah you know, you ever seen that movie? Oh yeah kind of the same premise, except american, you know. Yeah, yeah, but now they're doing a really good job. You know what I'm saying. She's tough as shit. Yeah, that bitch gets down, bro. You know and also what I'm saying oh, dude, I know.

Speaker 2

You know, and also I was watching, I saw that. You know, I saw that thing the other day they're going to have the what was it Twilight back in theaters. Did you see that at Synergy? Oh? I haven't seen that they're going to have all the old Twilights back in on that, bro it's fucking funny that that I like twilight, bro, I love twilight. I remember going with courtney and I'll be like team jacob all day. You know what I mean, like you know. So there's a yeah, I just it's hard for me.

Speaker 1

Like I like it. I do like the movie and everything. I get the premise of it and all that shit and it's it's a good story. But I can't stand this bitch. I can't stand her. Bella yeah, the one that plays Bella, because she's like yeah, and then she does Jacob nasty dude so awkward bro, I can't stand it.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I don't like it either. And then you know, we went to House of the Girls a while back at McDonald's and this girl was like really bell. And I kept telling the girl uh, the kids, and it looks like bella dude. I feel like asking her like hey, uh, how's jacob doing? You know what I'm saying, or edward, you know what I mean? Like, but uh, she looked just like it all pale and stuff.

Speaker 2

But man, I used to love that stuff when it came out, bro, like you know make eye contact and shit and that's.

Speaker 1

That's such a big pet peeve of mine, dude, yeah, yeah, when I'm talking to someone and I won't even get like one eye contact, yeah, and like it just drives me crazy. I don't know why, maybe. Maybe other people are the same as me, right, but yeah, it's just one of those things oh, for sure I said hi, mama, I'm being a bad girl she looks cute as heck, bro.

Speaker 2

Yeah, you know, uh, you know, I was gonna say it was. I was really happy when the was it, uh, camera's name, I find it right now, whenever he came up to me at the, at the buffalo. Always, bro, I was like surprised dude, like that blew me out my way, because I was just sitting there and he comes up and I'm like what's up, man, and he's like, and he starts asking me who you know, and I was like, oh dang dude. Yeah, bro, it just blew my mind, man. I was like, oh, only fades. I can't remember his first name, I think his name's adrian, if I'm correct. But yeah, man, uh, but yeah, dude, it just blew my mind. I was like surprised dude. So that was cool, man, yeah, it was, uh, it was a pretty neat experience. But, um, but no, man, I mean, it's been good.

Speaker 2

You know, one thing I wanted to say was that, you know, I haven't, I haven't been able to say I was talking to ting hosel the other day about this hat and I put it on because, man, I sweated like crazy before recently and I have no sweat stains and this hat blowed my mind, bro, and I haven't been able to wear it when I say it. So I want to do it right now on this man. It's, it's a really great hat, bro. It just yeah, I don't know. I just thought everybody should know this, because I get sweat stains like crazy and I don't get them out here. So they.

Speaker 1

They have quality shit, man. We've been saying it for a long time. You know they have quality shit. Just because we got our own hats out, whatever doesn't mean shit. We're going to be wearing their shit because they're nice as fuck. Their hats are nice as fuck and they're durable as shit, like the corduroy hat. I wore the corduroy hat when we were going out to the fucking beach. I wore that on the drive over there and it's, of course, hot as shit, bro, yeah yeah, shout out to them.

Speaker 2

Yeah, for sure, man and uh, thanks again for selling those hats. They all came out. You know, that was funny. When I put that song for all phones, I couldn't help myself. I had to do it. I had to get him on it. Really, really, he reposted it, yeah, he did, but it was so funny though I thought it was funny, man, but yeah, but no, but uh, but hell. Yeah, bro, but I think I'm gonna let you go, man. Uh, I gotta get on the phone here in a minute, but uh, I'm glad we got to knock one out a little bit, you know, and go from there, you know. So, uh, absolutely, man.

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