Paraletic Activities
A Paranormal laugh-in. A paranormal Wayne's world if you will.
Ghosts, hauntings, cryptids, Aliens and horror, all mixed together with an ale or two. So if you like all things,creepy, kooky, weird and spooky done with a shot of humour, your in the right place.
Paraletic Activities
Live chat with Paranormal Investigator Amy Cox
What happens when a simple Ouija board session uncovers unexpected family ties? Join us as we welcome Amy Lord of Cocks, a dedicated paranormal investigator who shares her fascinating journey in the world of the unexplained. From eerie experiences at Woodchester Mansion to an unforgettable Ouija board session revealing hidden family connections, Amy's stories will keep you on the edge of your seat. Alongside Amy, Neil and John bring their usual blend of humor and personal anecdotes, reminiscing about their recent escapades at the Beacon Festival and discussing the quirks of drink tokens and tribute bands.
Ever wondered how you can balance skepticism with open-mindedness in paranormal investigations? Amy walks us through her six-year quest for undeniable paranormal evidence, highlighting the importance of not jumping to conclusions. We dive into the humorous critique of common paranormal equipment, expressing frustrations with unreliable tools like the SLS device and chat box apps. From discussing which ghost-busting music gets us grooving to debating which deceased celebrities we'd contact via Ouija board, this episode is packed with lively discussions and entertaining debates.
And don’t miss the hilarious recount of Neil’s most embarrassing swimming pool mishap in "Orange Spills the Juice." As we wrap up, we tease our next guest, Kev Kerr, promising another exciting episode ahead. So, grab your Galaxy chocolate, settle in with your favorite spirit (the drinking kind, of course), and join us for a spooky, laugh-filled adventure on the Paralytic Activities Podcast!
Message the show, and get a mention
Check out our YouTube channel Para-letic Activities.
So here we are again, neil, back in the Bulldog Tavern sweating our tits off. It's ridiculous. It is, neil. It's like an oven in here. It really is.
Speaker 1:It's ridiculous. I feel like the pilot in an aeroplane, yeah, and he's sweating and he's going to crash the plane. Anyway, welcome to Paralytic Activities Podcast. Tonight we've got another cracking guest, amy Lord of Cocks. You see, neil, it ain't all about getting the big names of the paranormal. Do you know what I mean? Because you know we hear stories and there are stories from time to time and you hear about Paralytic Activities podcast and we like to have guests on who no one has really heard about. We like to bring them out there into the mainstream so people can actually get them on their podcast, so they can tell their story, because that's how we started at the end of the day, do you know what I mean? And you know what? Anybody who's fun and interesting, we'll bloody talk to them and that's the way it should be. We saw Amy at the Parameter 2024. Had you seen fun, enthusiastic about all things spooky? So let's get ready to meet her at this little intermission, neil, intro time.
Speaker 3:It is Thank you, I hope you, little buggers. Welcome to Paralytic Activities Podcast. You're the one-stop shop for all things weird and spooky and creepy and kooky, all done with an ale or two.
Speaker 1:Sit back and relax, you little buggers well, if Seth tells us to relax, neil, we need to relax. Yes, I can't believe. I just fucked up the intro, neil. I'm sweating that much. My glasses are steaming up. I can't see shit. All I'm reading things when I ain't even there. I feel like I'm sweating that much. My glasses are steaming up. I can't see shit at all. I'm reading things when I ain't even there. I feel like I'm in the multiverse of madness. You take your glasses off, john, because I can't see. That's why I can't see with them and I can't see without them. So I'm screwed. Jesus Christ, orange, what have you?
Speaker 2:been up to kid, you don? Well, I did, neil, because I won a bloody Astor. Though I woke up this morning, john, just to start off, okay, usually the afternoon, eh, absolutely pissing myself with laughter. I think I must have slept for an hour. Anyway, I had a big reader, john. I've never been a big reader, but I really should start reading books. Yeah, I think you.
Speaker 2:So I went to the local library the other day and I couldn't believe there was a food van outside. You know what I had A shush kebab. Anyway, don't put the blame, the crickets on John, no, I don't get that joke at all.
Speaker 1:Shush kebab oh a shush kebab, oh, mr.
Speaker 2:Clark, you know you have to explain your own jokes.
Speaker 1:That's when you know it's a bad joke.
Speaker 2:That's when you know it's a bad joke. Anyway, John, I've been watching the Olympics. Have you watched any of the Olympics?
Speaker 1:I haven't watched any of the Olympics.
Speaker 2:I've been watching the Olympics. I couldn't believe it. Craig Diby was helping with the archery today, John, he was the bow selector, Was he? Anyway? I went to a car booth the other day. I love me bargains. You know what?
Speaker 1:I mean Especially arm bargains yeah.
Speaker 2:And you know, I like me records. I have me vinyl records.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I've been buying vinyl records since 1989. And I found an Elvis record on 12-inch, you know, the one wooden leg. Now, damien would not. Now this is the pirate version. Anyway, I went to the Beacon Festival. Now mate.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, the right laugh, there wasn't it? Oh superb, some cracking tribute.
Speaker 2:Axwala. Oh, arctic Monkeys were superb, probably the best ones of the night. Yeah, it was Oasis really good. Stone Roses really good. Yeah, bad Siss really good. Stone Rousey is really good. Bad Manners I don't know why. Bad Manners, it was madness, wasn't it? Yeah, well, they've done all Bad Manners in the specials and all that lot, you know. And who else was on? John? I think that was it, neil, was it? That was it? Well, sam Fender, we missed him, didn't we?
Speaker 1:Does it really matter, John? I know you are there, so it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, but you have to get drinks for tokens and I wasn't happy with that, Neil. No. Tokens and the beer was shit, colin, colin, jesus Christ you know something, get out.
Speaker 2:You paid ten pair for eight tokens and five tokens for one beer. So you left me three tokens. So you've got to go and buy some more talcans to get another beer. It was like, yeah, I've done the maths.
Speaker 1:Ridiculous John, well, now Carol Vorderman, I can tell you that.
Speaker 2:That's when they've got you. They've got you there.
Speaker 1:So, no, we went to the Admiral Rodney now because I've been doing some work under the pub, neil, and it leads to the church and to Wollaton Hall and caves. Now, the pub itself used to be a farmhouse and it was in 1924, lord Middleton sold the estate to the city of Nottingham and in 1855, the Admiral Rodney was a fully licensed establishment under Mrs S Woodward. Now the Admiral rodney forms a local name cluster with the admiral rodney in calverton. Now, the only reason I'm saying this, nil, because you were telling me about a little ghost story now said I've told about the caves will go under the pub. People were hearing screams and laughter coming from caves under the pub what lead to woolerton orcas. Woolerton is only down the road, yeah, and they could hear laughter and screams, but no one's allowed down there, neil, you can't get down there. So they don't know where this noise was coming from. Do you know what? I think I found out what it is, neil, what it's the Wollaton Gnomes. Really, I reckon it's the Wollaton Gnome, the Laughing Gnome, david Bowie, sanga Bearham. Really, the Laughing Gnome? Yeah, I reckon that's what it was under the pub, the Admiral Rodney. So there you bloody go.
Speaker 1:Neil needs to crack on with the comments from the last episode, neil. So because you know Amy's in the green room, she's probably really hot as well. You know what I mean. It's one of the hottest nights of the year, even though she's in the multiverse. She's in Doctor Strange's conservatory as we speak, not the green room. Dead, cold, paranormal, mr Mark Boner. Now then lads cracking show Claire. Claire from last week, don't scare. Claire is a lovely lady and makes brilliant content. I spent a lot of time chewing her ears off. The food wasn't that bad, was it? The food wasn't that bad.
Speaker 1:And her husband's, and her husband's Jesus Christ greedy. He's a great haunted room. 101 Answers. Claire loved it and the Vengabus is always better. Better than in mine, you know, better than in mine. Cherry Fizz, neil Love, don't S scare Claire. Three quality Room 101 answers. Always cheer me up watching John and Neil.
Speaker 2:How about that Bless you?
Speaker 1:Claire is a lovely soul. You two guys. Who's this from? I don't remember. Claire is a lovely soul. You two guys are well something else. What does that mean, neil, claire is a lovely soul, us two are something else. I haven't got a clue. She says just kidding I love you all. You always make me laugh from my belly. Love the room. One on one answers brilliant. Another great episode. Cheers to the spirits. With the spirits, have some of that now. Don't scare Claire. Neil, message me she goes. Thanks so much. She spoke like this. Thanks so much for having me on podcast. It was so lovely to chat with her both. That's exactly what she said and that's exactly how she said it.
Speaker 2:You don't sound like John McDonnell. John, what's the matter with you?
Speaker 1:Neil, it's Starot in here which is going to bring you Naomi we're bringing her in right now.
Speaker 2:Everybody, let's welcome Amy to the podcast. Hello everybody, how are you, Amy? All right?
Speaker 4:I'm good, thank you.
Speaker 1:How are you guys? I'm melting, I'm melting.
Speaker 2:Honestly, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1:I feel like Samwise Gamgee going up to Mount Doom carrying Frodo on his back. So that's how Otto feels. So, amy, thanks for coming on the show.
Speaker 2:Yeah, bless you.
Speaker 4:Thank you for having me guys.
Speaker 1:I love where you live. It's amazing. Yeah, it's incredible, isn't it? It is, neil hasn't got a clue where you are, by the way, because, one, he doesn't watch films and, two, he's never watched a Marvel film.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, oh, Neil, Name one Marvel. I watch Spider-Man, Okay.
Speaker 1:I'll give him that I watch it on the web. So, Amy, just give us a brief synopsis of what you're all about.
Speaker 4:So obviously my name is Amy Amy and I am a paranormal investigator. I do a lot. For the last six years I've been doing paranormal, been involved in the paranormal, private investigations, and also I host events for an events company. So I've been to quite a few places across the UK and, yeah, I just really I'm more of an open-minded skeptic as well. So I do believe, but I'm yet to experience anything directly. So that's why I keep doing it, because I've got a lot of friends I know who are open-minded skeptics as well. But they they can. They can say they've had some stuff happen to them that just they can't explain away and rationalize and have no actual explanation for why it happened. So I'm always interested to try and find that one thing that's going to happen. I'm gonna go oh okay, there is something there totally agree with you totally agree with you.
Speaker 1:Like I say, you know we are fence sitters, like our dress care. Claire last week says she had splinters in her arsehole um, because not the two nightmarish ninja turtles, the rat? But I think you need to be kind of a very sceptical believer, don't you? If you go into every investigation or every place you go, that you believe everything that's going to happen, I think you know you're never going to get anywhere, are you? No no not at all. I don't think it's fun. You know what I mean, john. What do you mean?
Speaker 2:What do you mean? It's not fun If you believe everything. You know what I mean. It's only going to be fun when something else happens. You believe that, that, that, that, that you know what I mean.
Speaker 1:It that, that, that, that you know what I mean. Yeah, it's how it's formed. Well, if you imagine you're the kind of person who goes into an haunted logwood chester mansion, and you hear a bat, a bang, a tap, a creak, or this, that and the other, or an orb, and the person thinks everything is a spirit or a ghost or an energy. Yeah Well, what if an actual energy walks past the spirit? You energy walks past the spirit. You know, you've already, like, done all your, all your little tricks yeah, you know you might even miss the actual big one.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I mean definitely. I've spent a lot of time at woodchester mansion as well, so, um, yeah, I'm yet to experience. I've heard footsteps. Um, I have heard the footsteps, but there's a part of me it's like oh, is that relating to stone tape theory? And just where the building's replaying and re-recording and just replaying what it's it's already had happen in it? Um, but I'm yet to experience that one thing, and I've spent a lot of time with chris howley as well, obviously, who runs the paranormal events there, and he's told me some of his experiences. But again, he's spent 20 years in the place and he can only name like five things on his on one hand that have happened to him in those 20 years that were definitely something he couldn't explain away. So it says a lot about how the paranormal can work.
Speaker 2:Exactly.
Speaker 1:I must say, Amy, I would love to be in Woodchester right now because it's freezing in there.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, I've been there in the winter. I've been there, but it doesn't matter what time of year you go.
Speaker 4:It's like a walk-in freezer and it's so funny when you see people rock up in the summer with their like shorts and flip-flops on and you're like you're gonna be freezing because you walk in that back door and the temperature just automatically drops because it's got no furniture or heating in it, so it and with the thick walls it just retains the cold. So it would be nice today, it would be really nice today, to be there the flaming lighter froze.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I know, that's how cold it was it is pretty cold also because it's down in a valley and next to the bank where it sits as well it it makes it even more damp and colder as well I must say I Woodchester Mansion, off the top of my head, is the only place I can actually say where I do actually feel scared same same.
Speaker 4:I've had that feeling, been stood up in the attic a few times and in the darkness, you, you kind of think is it my eyes playing tricks on me? But it almost feels like there's possibly things moving, but you're not sure and it definitely feels like something else is there, um, so yeah, I've definitely had that, which is probably why it's the top of my list as one of my favorite places well, same with woodchester.
Speaker 1:I've been. I've been to the top, obviously on my own as well, and again you feel like you're not alone, especially coming down the spiral staircase, you know, and you think there's something behind me. I know, did you get the eejeebies? All your hair's on the back of your neck and standing on end, all the hair's on the back of Neil's back, standing on end.
Speaker 2:Do you want to be back in my back, John? I'm like an over-ready chicken.
Speaker 1:You are in the seat now. I can't stand there.
Speaker 2:John, I've got an over-ready back.
Speaker 1:Now we are so, so you're a skeptical believer. I mean, um, have you got any paranormal encounters? All the places you've, you've? You've sent me a list of all these places you've been to. Yeah, and you know the list is endless. You know what I mean. You've been to a lot of places. There's got to be some paranormal encounters that you probably witnessed for yourself or witnessed with other people. Have you got one of your favorites you can tell us about?
Speaker 4:honestly, um, not, not, yet, I've not. And what I have witnessed I don't get to see, because people run up to me and tell me it happened, but then I'm a bit like did that happen or is it just because you think that happened? And not to discredit anybody's experiences, because everybody has their own experiences, but sometimes you can sort of explain why something happened or the environment people are in and what they're feeling. They're picking up on things like that. Um, but I did have something recently happen to me, but it was really interesting because I didn't influence it in any way. Um, it was people coming up to me.
Speaker 4:So I was at the ancient ram inn, um, and I've spent probably a good total of 30 nights in total at that place in the last six months. Easily, you can probably guarantee I'm there probably every Friday and Saturday, nearly every month. So I spent a lot of time there and I'm yet to experience anything directly. But I was there on a Friday night with a co-host and this co-host was a medium and I'd never met them before, never seen them before, and they turned around. We were talking before the guests arrived and they said to me there's a woman stood next to you and I said I said all right, and I looked around and she said yeah, she's as you naturally do when someone says someone's next to you okay, all right, um.
Speaker 4:And then she said, um. She said I get the feeling she's from your mum's side. I was like, oh okay, she's short and plump. Smiling. She said there's also a man stood next to her in a first world war uniform. She said I definitely say it's first world war uniform and they're related in some way. And I was like, oh okay. So I thought that was a bit strange.
Speaker 4:The rest of the night then we were doing the Ouija board session with guests there and nobody knows my surname nobody, I don't ever give my surname out and they were doing the Ouija board and they had the name Arthur come through, which is the name I know is associated with the place, but all sorts of names come out anyway. And then they went on to say that also an A-K-O-X was spelt on the board. So I was looking at the A-K-O-X and one of them said A-Cox and I went, oh, hang on, but that's obviously my surname, spelt with a C, not a K. So I was like, oh okay, that's strange that you should say that. Later on that night then we're doing the Estes method upstairs with the guests and one of them walks up to me and says she could hear my voice. So I thought she meant she could hear me calling out in the room while she was under the headphones. But she said it was actually my voice she could hear coming through the headphones. That was telling her what to say. So I thought oh, this is really interesting.
Speaker 4:The following day then we were doing the esters again and someone just shouted out randomly 1914. There was no question asked or anything. So I said oh, does that mean anything to anyone? No, didn't mean anything to anyone. Following day then I spoke to my mum and I just said to her. I said, oh, can I just check, because I know she was close to my great-grand. I didn't know much about her, I didn't tell her anything about what happened.
Speaker 4:I said my great-grand. I said what does she look like? So she went on. She said well, she was a short, plump woman, always smiling. I said okay. I said did she have like a? Her husband was in the World War or anything like that. And she said no, no, no. She said but her husband wasn't. She said but her brother, arthur, was in the First World War, stationed in France. And I was like, oh, really. And she said yeah, yeah. So she walks me, moves his cabinet then and pulls out this souvenir which is from France, and he'd sent back to my great-grand and on the back he'd put a note saying thank you, this is from a French soldier. He wanted to thank me for helping him service, being in service with him. It was a little note written to my great-grand that the at the bottom it was signed 1914 on it, so I was like.
Speaker 4:So I looked at my mum and then I told her everything and I said, okay, this is a weird, but I don't know how much of a coincidence all that was. But it was interesting that it was people telling me that I didn't influence it. I didn't, I didn't know any of this about my great grand or that I had. You know that she had a brother called Arthur who was stationed in France or anything like that. So it was quite interesting and it does make you wonder if, the more times you spend somewhere, do they sort of just something start to feed off of you or sort of link into you, which I'm sure Chris Howley could attest to that as well with how much time he spent at Woodchester and things. So yeah, it was. I suppose that's the only experience I've had yet where I can go. Ok, that's a bit odd. But is it just a coincidence where those things all happen to happen at once.
Speaker 1:It's good that all that happened and yeah, once it's, it's good that all that happened and yeah, it's good that you've actually said you know you're not putting it straight down to that, you're speaking to a spirit from the other side. You put it down to. You know, could it be coincidence, you know, and it could be anything.
Speaker 4:But you know, with Ouija was it Ouija board, it was coming through on so they said um, so first of all was the medium who said she could see my great-grand and her brother, arthur, stood next to me and then and obviously I hadn't met this medium ever before, she didn't know anything about me. We literally met that night and obviously I don't, I didn't know any of this about my family either. And then it was later on the Ouija board, the guests. They said they had the name Arthur coming through and then obviously A-K-O-X was spelled on the board, but again A-K. And then obviously AKOX was spelled on the board, but again AKOX. My surname is spelled with a C and I don't. On my Facebook page I don't share anything about who I work with. I don't, so there's no way anyone could know my surname. I don't say it to anyone, give it to anyone. So yeah, it was a little bit intriguing.
Speaker 2:I would have been flabbergasted by that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's a few things there, let's be honest, and obviously, being in the RAM as well, you know. Anyway, talking about something interesting, I've just had a message come through on my phone and someone has sent me a question for you. Okay, this is live as it's happening right now, and the question goes like this Ignore me, french. That's all I've got to say.
Speaker 4:Where is the train station? That was the second question. I don't know. I've got a good idea. Does she happen to be a she?
Speaker 1:Well, she happens to be a she yes. She's the one and only Dr Kate Shirell bless her cotton socks.
Speaker 4:So who is my favourite ghost? Is that what she's asking? That was the first question.
Speaker 1:I don't's asking. That was the first question I don't read.
Speaker 2:French yeah, the first question yeah, come on, John.
Speaker 4:Well, I'm going to disappoint. I don't really have a favourite ghost because there's so many to choose from, so it'd be really hard to pinpoint one, one ghost that is my favourite really. But I could say that I guess, in terms of paranormal, dracula is my all-time favourite. So if we're going into the paranormal realm, I'd say Dracula is definitely my favourite. Is Dracula a ghost, I mean?
Speaker 1:I love Dracula. He's not a ghost?
Speaker 4:no, but it's going into the paranormal realm. And I suppose he is undead as well, isn't he really? Yeah, yeah, what about you? What's going into the paranormal realm?
Speaker 2:and I suppose, he is undead as well, isn't he really? Yeah, yeah, yeah what about you?
Speaker 1:what's your favorite, ghost Neil?
Speaker 4:me Casper, casper oh yeah, casper, of course.
Speaker 1:I think mine's gonna have to be Clive Hall from Rent-A-Go. Yeah, so you've mentioned that you've been to woodchester mansion, um, I'm just trying to think of the ones you've been to that we've been to. Um you mentioned you went to that. You've been quite a few times to the ram, like you said. Yes, you've been to the ram more times than I've been to work um, quite a lot of times, and the jamaica in what are your thoughts on the? Jamaica.
Speaker 4:I've been three times and, to be fair, not much has ever happened, probably because I'm at the bar, I don't know I only got to go once, um, and it was recently, it was actually back in may and I got to go with, obviously, the lovely corinne, um, craig, the whole paranormal jamaica team and also kev care came along as well. So we had a great night, um, throughout the night I didn't really. It felt actually quite nice and calm, to be honest with you, um, but it wasn't until we went up to the. There's an attic space you can go up to, um. I'm not sure if you guys got to go up into that space. You sort of have to go down some corridors and up some stairways to get to it and, um, it was up there.
Speaker 4:I was with um one friend and we had Craig with us and there was definitely. We all said that throughout the whole night we'd felt quite calm and chilled, but in that attic there was definitely a strange feeling. It didn't have the same feeling as the rest of the building did, um, so that was probably the one place I'd say, funny enough, an attic um, that it felt a bit weird and strange and we heard a few things like noises, taps, but we're not sure where they were coming from. But yeah, it was definitely a different atmosphere up there compared to the rest of the building, but it's a fascinating place. That goes on forever. You walk in there and it's just massive.
Speaker 1:I mean I loved it. I mean I went to Halloween the first time and there was mist coming across the, the cobbled courtyard, there was pumpkins, a glow outside, neil and the ale was flowing. It was bloody fantastic. I stopped up till uh three in the morning looking out the window hoping to hear the, the wheels of the carriage, the ghost, ghost carriage. I never did, but I was awful.
Speaker 4:I bet that is incredible as well, because it's such a picturesque place as well to have a location.
Speaker 1:And they do fantastic gammon and pineapple as well In the restaurant.
Speaker 4:Yes, I had that for dinner. It was really nice.
Speaker 1:Little tip for anybody listening right now if you go to any restaurant and gammon is on the menu and you don't mind a bit of spicy pork, a bit of salty pork, not spicy pork, you can't go wrong with gammon, because every chef can cook a gammon. Do you know what I mean? You can't go wrong, neil. A bit of pineapple and egg jobs are good. A little tip for you all.
Speaker 4:Did you have a photo in the stocks outside everybody? Yes, yes, yeah, you have to don't you?
Speaker 1:yeah, so brilliant. So we're just gonna have a little interlude. Uh, now, amy, so you can? You can kick back, chill out for two minutes, because we're gonna bring in our little friend. Well, not little, he's not little, but he's our friend anyway, it's gonna show us this, I this John.
Speaker 1:I don't know, but I'm going to bring him in. Just bear with me one second. I'm just going to share the screen. Here we go, here we go. I want that. Get rid of that, Bosh. Yeah, so, Neil. Well, here we go. So our good friend Luke the Riddler Walker is our cryptid expert, Amy, and he's got a little cryptid for us. It's called I think it's called the Cadbriosaurus.
Speaker 2:Made of chocolate. John.
Speaker 1:Bear with me. So there's the Riddler there with all his cryptids now. So here we go. Take it away, riddler.
Speaker 5:All right me, mans, welcome back to the Cryptid Factor. Get your armbands on and your trunks and your rubber ring, if you feel a bit fruity, because we're off to the Pacific coast of North America to meet the Cadbrasaurs. I've got a bit excited. I thought it was the Cadbrisaurus Britae, a chocolate monster, and I'm disgruntled to say the least. I was expecting like a giant Freddo knocking about on the Pacific coast, but it ain't so anyway.
Speaker 5:Cadbrasaurus is said by witnesses to resemble a serpent with vertical coils or humps in tandem behind the horse-like head and long neck, with a small pair of elevating front flippers and either a pair of hind flippers or a large pair of webbed hind flippers fused to form a large, fan-like tail region. Now, in 1930, on the 10th of November, glacier Island, near Valdez, a skeleton was found in some ice. And the skeleton was 24 foot long, 7.3 metres, with flippers. Some of the remains was preserved in Cordova for scientific study and the creature is thought to be a whale. And then, in 1941, with flippers, some of the remains was preserved in Cordova for scientific study and the creature's thought to be a whale.
Speaker 5:And then, in 1941, a carcass called Sarah the Sea Hag. Why did they have to do all Sarah's dirty like that. That was found on Kitsilano Beach and Ian McTaggart CowCohen identified it as a shark. So for me the Cadbrasaurus is a load of old Cad's wallop. I am convinced because, looking through, they're either seal carcasses or them whale carcasses, or it's a shark, or do you know what I mean? Somebody's just pissing about here, I think. But what do you all think? Let us know. Salami mons.
Speaker 1:So what do you think of the older Cadbriosaurus, the giant Freddo?
Speaker 4:cryptid Really disappointed that it's not a giant Freddo. To be honest with you, imagine the price you'd be supposed to pay.
Speaker 1:Neil is a chocoholic.
Speaker 4:Neil a man after my own heart.
Speaker 1:I'm a chocoholic as well If he saw a giant Freddo swimming through the Pacific Ocean. It'd be like Tarzan, wouldn't he?
Speaker 2:I'll tell you With my mouth open.
Speaker 1:I can't help it. Alright, willy Wonka, jesus Christ, yeah, so Luke, thanks Luke. He's our cryptid expert, amy, and hopefully next week he will bring us another cryptid. Now he might bring us another cryptid, amy, are you ready for some Amy's question time? I'm ready, let's get it on as ready as I'll ever be.
Speaker 1:Question one, amy, you have been summoned. Question one, amy. You have been summoned. A bad entity Wants to possess you and the only way for you to Prevent this is to play your Favourite piece of music To take you to your happy place. What are you playing Now? Me personally, my music, which always prevents the demon from Possessing me, is Concerning Hobbits, by Howard Shaw. Playing now me personally, my music, which always prevents the demon from possessing me, is, uh, it's concerning hobbits by, I would sure, nils is a. Shut up your face. By joel dosh. Amy, what are you playing.
Speaker 4:It would be the buffy vampire theme. Oh, good call good call.
Speaker 1:You only mentioned buffy and Neil's belly rumbled. It's a very good choice. Very good choice. I can't believe. Shut up of your face, bob Jaldosh.
Speaker 2:Really? Who told you that flower?
Speaker 1:of bollocks. Did you like the series or the film, which was better?
Speaker 4:The series was definitely better. The film was very corny, very tongue-in-cheek, but obviously it started off the series then, so I have to thank the film for the series coming into play. But yeah, massive Buffy fan.
Speaker 1:Amy, there's a link here't there. You love your vampires exactly. Yeah. Yeah, we should have had her on when we'd done the dracula episode two weeks ago. Pass me wine, neil.
Speaker 2:Pass me wine, I've been drinking this for a week and a half. Oh wow, I'll be happy to put a steak next.
Speaker 1:I've been drinking this for a week and a half. Oh wow, Is it nice. Absolutely, fantastic, absolutely fantastic, it is nice. I was hoping it was going to be like the wine at the Lost Boys and I was going to start flying to work. No, I still have to drive, unfortunately. Oh, that's a shame. Miss question time. Question two neil, you are on an ouija board and you are connecting with a dead liberty, a celebrity who's passed of your choice. Who would you like to contact and what would you ask?
Speaker 4:oh, this is a question um. Oh, it's a tricky question, this one um we're on the spot now. Yeah, I know, yeah, so many to choose from trying to think of one, because I'm not a massive celebrity person, if I'm honest first one always comes to your head is always the right one well, I think there aren't many coming to my head right now. Actually, to be honest with you, oh god which celebrity would I contact if?
Speaker 1:ooh celebrity, would I contact You've only got to know where I am.
Speaker 4:Can we come back to that question? Of course, can we come back to that question.
Speaker 1:Question three, amy, do you have any skeletons in your closet? Now, what I mean by that a skill, a talent or anything that not many people know about?
Speaker 4:So am I allowed to say two.
Speaker 1:You can say as many as you want, because you never said one for the last one.
Speaker 4:We'll make up for it then. So I'm a black belt in kickboxing.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 4:Which many people don't know, and obviously only people that are close to me, and I also speak French, which is why Kate messaged in with French questions.
Speaker 1:We're coming together now, Neil I lived in.
Speaker 4:I moved to France when I was 14 and spent five years over there, so went to school and everything over there.
Speaker 1:Fantastic. So really, when you go to some of these paranormal conventions and people piss you off, you can give them an old karate. Chop to the old luggles.
Speaker 2:I mean, when I was younger, I used to do karate. Here we go, I used to karate, but it was like from 11 o'clock till midnight, which is a stupid time, you know what I mean. That's a really weird time, I know I midnight, which is a stupid time, you know what I mean. That's a really weird time.
Speaker 1:I know I used to call it late night chopping. Where's she gone?
Speaker 4:Oh, that's awful.
Speaker 3:That's so bad.
Speaker 4:Oh, I'm going to remember that one.
Speaker 1:She's at Black Dolphin.
Speaker 2:The drinks are on us next time we meet, oh yeah, you remember what she gave you the other side of your head.
Speaker 1:Yeah, amy question four Amy, I'm really sorry to tell you this, but you are now on the other side, and I don't mean ITV3. Now, me and Orange, we want to resurrect you, but we need three items to complete this. What three items will we need to bring you back from the other side?
Speaker 4:So Galaxy Chocolate definitely. That's one Galaxy Chocolate my dog Bruce? Yes, definitely. And then it would have to be something Buffy related, like maybe the Buffy, a Buffy DVD or something, or a Buffy song.
Speaker 1:The Buffy box set.
Speaker 4:Neil write it all down, yeah, buffy box set.
Speaker 1:We may need it one day. We may need it. You know what I mean. Mine would be Blue Moon, Chicken Wings and the Lord of the Rings box set. That's what mine would be. Very good, very good choices very good choices, and maybe I've been my daughter and my wife. What about you now? What would be the three things that?
Speaker 2:resurrect you and resurrect me. Um, a good old rave type here. Here we go From 1991. Yeah, yeah, back to the Future DVD. Good call, I love Back to the Future and very chocolate-wise, I love chocolates. Do you prefer Cadbury's or do you prefer?
Speaker 4:Galaxy, galaxy, galaxy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know, it just tastes smoother than Cadbury's, so yeah, I went to Cadbury World once I felt like Augustus Gloop in there, John.
Speaker 1:I know you did get kicked out. Is there any person who gets kicked out of Cadbury World?
Speaker 4:Seriously yeah.
Speaker 1:Did I? Yeah, yeah, Neil Brad, don't you remember I?
Speaker 2:don't remember that one.
Speaker 1:You was like a dog on eat you should go to Bruges.
Speaker 4:It's like the chocolate capital of Belgium. It's amazing over there.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 4:Belgian chocolate's beautiful. They've got massive displays of chocolate things. It's incredible in all the windows. It's just, yeah, it's amazing over there the amount of things they have chocolate-wise Definitely recommend it.
Speaker 1:Neil, do you know? You just mentioned that you wanted the Back to the Future box set. Yeah, well, I watched another Back to the Future film yesterday. It's when Marty and Doc go back to the 50s or the 60s and they have to confront Hitler. Really, yeah, it was called Back to the Fuhrer. Back to the Fuhrer what, amy? Question five you can investigate any location, their money's no object and you can go anywhere on the planet, but you can take one person. Who you're taking and where the bloody hell are you going?
Speaker 4:so I'd probably take the lovely kate cherelle good choice and I'd be probably going to eloise Asylum in Detroit. It's not a well-known asylum but it was bought. The person who owns it bought it for a dollar and it's an entire asylum. Yeah, a dollar, one dollar. And I think the plan was he wanted to change it and obviously build on it, but he's not been able to because there's been so many issues with it.
Speaker 4:There's, like, many graves outside the property where they just buried people, so they're no gravestones but they just buried them around the property. Um, there were children that passed away from many different things in there, obviously due to water, different types of water therapy and things like that that went wrong where they drowned, and there's very many horror stories there of what went, because obviously mental assignments you could imagine back then and it and they did an investigation there and it was on on on Expedition X and it was very interesting some of the stuff they had happen. So it's definitely somewhere I'd like to go and explore and I think as well because it's not a well known one as well, that not many people know about it would just be really cool to investigate it.
Speaker 1:I've never heard of that one, so, neil, write that down, will you?
Speaker 2:I bought it for a dollar yeah, a dollar, one dollar that's unbelievable, it's crazy, isn't it?
Speaker 4:it must have been mental as well. He bought it for a dollar. Yeah, a dollar.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he bought it for a dollar.
Speaker 4:One dollar yeah, that's unbelievable. It's crazy, isn't it?
Speaker 2:It's about to sound as much as being mental as well.
Speaker 1:Amy. Interlude number two. Now Neil, to my right here orange peel, neil, orange. We do a little section called Orange Spills the Juice. Neil, that's his way. I have to take things off because he's got adhd. We do a little section called orange spills the juice. Amy, and uh, this, this one is called um the swimming vats incident. Now neil, where everybody knows him. He's the most unluckiest and clumsiest person on the planet. He's so unlucky that this is a true story he got knocked over by a parked car.
Speaker 4:How?
Speaker 1:How did that happen? He's so clumsy, he makes umpty dumpty look like a gymnast. Neil, this is your time to shine Orange from the tooth.
Speaker 2:The swimming bath incident, john, this is not a time to shine because this was very embarrassing, right and at this day and age I don't like telling this story. Reason being it was like it could have been about 18 years ago. We took my daughter to like a child's swim. It was so unprofessionally easy. It's time to shine, it's unbelievable. Anyway, we took my daughter to a child's swim and when they gave me my locker key, my locker wouldn't close and I'm like shit. So I put my shorts on and what have you? And I got my daughter and me, my ex-wife I don't know how to mention her, my ex-wife and well, because we put all my phone in the locker and everything in the locker but it wouldn't shut. So I thought I'd keep it on and two foot deep Telling kids swimming bath and my daughter's just swimming. I'm doing a bit of backstroke and all that. Like you know, I'm talking Doing a bit of backstroke and that, anyway, it's getting more packed, more families coming in. It's like a family swim and I better go and check my locker, you know.
Speaker 2:So climbed out the water. So climbed out the water and the guard who was on the big stool Started pointing at me. Then another lifeguard Run round the pool and they was talking, pointing at me, and I'm standing there and I've looked at my daughter. She said, dad, get back in the pool, I can see you. I can see you. So I'm standing there going what? I've got these, put these shorts on and I've had years and there's like tracing paper. So when water went on and there was nothing on right and I've been doing backstroke and everything and I didn't realise right. So it looked like I was just got nothing on, basically. So I'm like basically.
Speaker 2:So the manager come out and all the families are pulling the kids away from me like I was some kind of pervert right and I was there in the pool by myself and the manager come out and he goes you've got to get out. I felt like Jimmy Sample again and I had to go get a towel, get changed and they threw me out the swimming baths why would you go in a swimming pool with no lining in your trunks?
Speaker 1:because they'd perished I'm just.
Speaker 4:You know what I'm like, john, I've seen just I I don't know how old were these trunks, just out of curiosity.
Speaker 2:I'm sure they were from. I don't know where I got them from. I think I found them in that locker. I don't know. They were pretty old trunks. I never thought enough. I don't know, john, it was embarrassing it trunks. I never thought enough about Al John. It was embarrassing, it was terrible, I felt horrible.
Speaker 4:I'm really intrigued to know how we got hit by a parked car as well.
Speaker 2:He made that up.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I just make all these stupid gags up Because he is the most Unluckiest, clumsiest person On the planet. Amy, believe Amy, believe you me, believe you me. Before you came out at the old Paranormal meeting and it already knocked a pint over All over Jack and it's constantly doing it all the time I've got that many stories from over the years, my daughters.
Speaker 4:We're going to end up writing a book like I was going to say it sounds like you might need to write a book.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you some stories. You will not believe it's unbelievable.
Speaker 1:Next time we catch up for a drink around a table, yeah, definitely.
Speaker 4:Definitely coming to find you at the next para-meet.
Speaker 1:So, jaime, are you ready for your haunted room 101? I am so. Room 101 nil. As we all know, amy knows that you can banish three items into the haunted room 101. Now, this is three items, amy, from um, anything to do with the paranormal equipment, movies, places, people, anything you bloody like can go into room. One on one of banished fellas. Neil, get your hand on the lever. So what's your first order?
Speaker 4:It would be the SLS Thing. I just I'm sorry, it's yeah. Honestly, if one more person comes up and says, oh, I've got the SLS, I'll throw it at them because it's just, it's, it's. It's not been scientifically proven, it does anything. It picks up everything and anything. I mean it's derived from like a basically an Xbox PlayStation thing that someone just one day sat in their. I mean it's derived from like a basically an Xbox PlayStation thing that someone just one day sat in their living room and something appeared and they went oh my God, it's picking up something paranormal. It's just yeah, I'm sorry, it's just yeah ridiculous.
Speaker 1:I totally agree it needs to go straight into Room 101, but also, what needs to go into Room 101 is the SLS, what people are using on the bloody phone.
Speaker 4:Yes room, haunted room 101, is the sls what people are using on the bloody phone? Yes, that can go with it. I put that in the same category, the two together, because it's just when they get it out as well. They've got their. It's got the bright light on it, because the actual sls doesn't have a, because obviously it's all incorporated but on their phones their lights go bright and they're blinding people in the dark with it and they have no clue how they're using it. You can see they don't have a clue. And it's oh no, it's yeah, no, it can all go in there together sls john, we've done a song about that.
Speaker 2:We did yeah, we had a top 10 paranormal song, top 10 chart.
Speaker 1:We did yeah, yeah, we're gonna have to start doing again because it was all on the law. We've never done it. On the new podcast, what?
Speaker 2:was it, john? Can you see the stigma? Can man? Can you see him? Sls, that's awesome.
Speaker 1:That's so good. Yeah, I was watching. Well, you know, when you scroll through Bookface and you see all these teams pop up doing lives and what have you and you know I never watch any of them. But someone was doing a live a group of them, I think there's about 2,000 people watching them and was doing a live a group, a group of them, I think there's about 2 000 people watching them and they had a ghost tube up on with the stick, man on the phone pointing at a wall, and I thought and people are still on the phone going oh wow, there's a stick, there's a ghost over there, there's a map, it's nothing. I'm like jesus christ, lord, lord, lord, just put me in, put me in the ground now and bury me and forget about me. I, I'm done, I'm absolutely done. So that one's in, another one plays out me.
Speaker 4:It would have to be the whole. Oh, I've got an orb on my camera, or I've got an orb in my photo. Yeah, that would have to be. There was one then, when you just batted that away.
Speaker 4:It was a fly it like get away. Um, yeah, no, definitely if I again, if I had a pound. Every time someone runs up to me and goes, oh, I've got something, look at this, and it's where they're sitting down on a chair and obviously the dust comes out of the chair or something like that, and they genuinely, you can see, they genuinely believe it, which is, I get it, but it's not, obviously. It's not, it's just, it's just dust or it's something. It's an insect? Um, yeah, I, it's just. I I have to sometimes really bite my tongue to not go off on a sort of like it's not been scientifically and there's nothing scientific about it. It's not. It's not an actual orb, you're just picking up on dust. If it's caught with the camera, it's not. It's not an actual orb, you're just picking up on dust. If it's caught with the camera, it's not paranormal. But yeah, so, yeah, that can go in there.
Speaker 1:To be fair, Amy, I think I'd like to be with you on one of your investigations, Because one you're chucking things at people, You're biting people, You're cracking chopping orbs it sounds fantastic.
Speaker 2:Where was that one in the chart, John? Which one fantastic. Where was that one in the chart? You know?
Speaker 4:which one oops, upset, is it upset is. I'm gonna have to listen to this chart. Seriously, you're gonna have to tell me where I can find it, I'm gonna do a video.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna do make a video, music video. Remember when you said like um, now 33, and you know the art thing in the song, for about a second or two we're gonna do. When neil's gonna, I'm gonna film neil doing the countdown. So it's so one more please, army.
Speaker 4:Thank you very much um, what would be the last one? I think the last one would be would be those awful um chat box app things that people get out on their phone, like is it net, necro, something they have on their phones and I can't even remember the name, and they just sound absolutely awful and they're not really, let's be honest, they're not picking up and they all come out with the same thing as well, like demon, satan, demonic leave, and it just and you sit there and think, oh, isn't that a coincidence that we're sat in a haunted location and it's spouting out all these negative words. Um, so, yeah, and obviously with with the technology we have to say in our phones, what's to say that you know that it's not picking up what we're saying and we're calling out and then just relaying there's no, you know.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, that would probably be my third one to go in there yeah, I reckon we should put it in because we we used to use the necrophonic, not the necro talker. The new one is absolutely pathetic, but we did used to use that and he is a like a last minute thing just just for video posters for youtube, and we haven't used it for about a year and a half, up with our nail because we're real, yeah, because we realize, you know, it is a load of shine it is great for entertainment you know, but it's, it's not it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, there's nothing scientific behind it, or? You know, know, it's not actually I don't believe it's a spirit coming through saying yeah, satan.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I do believe that it's actually listening to you.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:It's reverbing what it's heard. Yeah, definitely In you go. Well done, amy. That was your haunted room 101. And we're just going to go straight on to, uh, your quickfire 10. Okay, this is the one where everybody loves neil and they're all oh, what's he gonna ask us? Well so here we go. Amy, are you ready for your quickfire 10. Do you know? We've nearly done 50 minutes already.
Speaker 4:It's just gone oh wow, it's gone so fast.
Speaker 1:I like that. Um, amy, you ready for your quick fire time? Here we go, neil. Are you ready? Neil, amy, are you ready? Yes, I'm ready, here we go. Number one are Ouija boards real or just a toy? Just a toy? Are phone ghost apps? Just a load of shite? A load of shite. Is there a spirit world?
Speaker 4:I believe so yes.
Speaker 1:Do you believe in the stone type theory? Yes, should cat balls remain at pets at home? Yes, are there beings on another planet? I believe so yes Are there beans on another planet? I believe so, yes, what is better a?
Speaker 4:haunted pub or a haunted hospital Haunted hospital.
Speaker 1:Is the Vengabus better than a sucker bus? Yes, no one has ever said anything different, have they? No, the Vengabus wins hands down every single time. Yeah, definitely. Number nine Is Help my House's Haunted more fake than most haunted.
Speaker 4:I haven't watched either, so I can't comment. Which is more fake.
Speaker 1:And for your last one, for your quickfire 10,. Are spirits, ghosts, spectres real?
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 1:Controversy. Right at the last minute I had to throw a little one in there at the last minute. So this begs the question why do you guys walk in haunted places? If there's no spirit world, then ghosts are not real.
Speaker 4:I said yes to the spirit world. I did say yes to the spirit world that's right, john alright.
Speaker 1:I must say I do also believe in the stone type theory that you know. With the recording thing, I do think that it's something playing itself back.
Speaker 4:Uh, majority of the time so I do also believe in the whole, like universe is crossing as well and timelines crossing sort of quantum physics and going into that sort of realm of things.
Speaker 1:So, yes, exactly the multiverse and this is why she's in dr strange's um house.
Speaker 4:I hope he's not in no, he's popped out for a minute so I mean that that concludes your um, your quick fire.
Speaker 1:10. Now, obviously we've got a couple of minutes left and we can quickly, quickly go through it. Do you like a milkshake? No, I don't. What do you like, neil? Go and get us something else. What's your fancy? Say, if you could have a slushie.
Speaker 4:Oh, I'd have a Tango Blast, please yeah.
Speaker 2:Tango Blast. I'll have a good blast, okay.
Speaker 1:Nether Perrier, get your choppers around this. So a little dicky bird tells me that some of your favourite films are Paranormal Activity and the Conjuring films, and I just want you to kind of especially with the Conjuring, especially Conjuring films, and I just want you to kind of especially with the Conjuring, especially Conjuring 2,. What is your theory on the Enfield haunting?
Speaker 4:So I actually read Guy Playfair's book that he wrote about it and I think it is because I read the whole book and actually, quite frankly, it gets quite boring through the book because it just is the same stuff and it gets to a point where it's like there's nothing. Actually, really it's not a horror story or a scary story. Really, it's just kind of relaying the same things happening, no-transcript for for the film industry. But it's still based on the true stories that actually there's some evidence behind it and these stories actually happened. But Ed and Lorraine didn't actually go to the Enfield house ever. So it's quite interesting that they you know, in the film they depicted that but they never actually attended the house. But yeah, that's why I like them.
Speaker 1:Do you remember the Enfield?
Speaker 2:Yeah, when Ed and Lorraine Warren went there. No, they didn't go they did in the film.
Speaker 4:In the film they did, but they didn't actually go there in person.
Speaker 1:And Janet was basically a ventriloquist. Never, no, we've done a whole show on it, Neil remember.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was going to ask.
Speaker 1:I mean, I don't like to be horrible or disrespectful, but when you've got teeth that big, you can easily hide your voice or throw it somewhere. Do you know what I mean? You know what it was? You could get gherkins out of a jar with them Quickly. Going on to Paranormal Activity. Now, paranormal Activity. I've got a couple of facts for you.
Speaker 2:Oh, go on.
Speaker 1:So Paranormal Activity. There's a story going about that Steven Spielberg thought that the DVD of the film, what he had, was haunted.
Speaker 4:Oh really.
Speaker 1:Because apparently the first time he put it on his door, closed on his own and he said he's never going to watch it again or put that DVD in because he said it was haunted. Seriously, yes, seriously, I don't mess this stuff up, neil. I don't mess this stuff up, neil, I don't. Now also, paranormal Activity is number two best grossing film ever. Well, I'll say grossing best profitable film ever, neil. You wouldn't guess it, would you? Because it's not really that good, is it really? Let's be honest, it's original and it is quite scary when you first watch it.
Speaker 4:That's the thing it did. Out of all the horror films and scary films I watched, it's probably the only one that actually scared me, Because I was at the time I watched it. I was on my own house, sitting in someone's house as well, which probably wasn't the best idea to do that, but yeah, it was, was. I think it's because it's psychological, isn't it? It's the whole. You can't see what's happening, um, and it's the something's coming up the staircase, is something, what's going to happen, and it was probably the only film. That's why I chose it, because it's not. It's the only film that's actually scared me and made me scared.
Speaker 1:I think it's one of them films. It's like me and the wife watch Paranormal Entity, which came out a couple of months after, and that was based around a bedroom and a house, and because we was watching it in bed, the wife said you'll never watch it ever again because it's scared of that much. And I think Paranormal Activity at the time, because it was set around a bedroom and basically nothing, went on for half an hour and then a little bit, a little bit more, and then, and at the end there wasn't even going to add the uh, the special effects in at the end was I?
Speaker 4:no I did that on there's several alternative endings, though isn't there with it as well, I think, isn't it?
Speaker 1:yeah, that's what I've heard anyway, have you ever watched it? Now? Paranormal activity now our name is based off our paranormal, paralytic activities. No man, I've got to watch it, john. Now, amy, we do a little section in the Flip, the Screen section, called Guess the Horror Shit Title. Now I'm going to give you and Neil a name of a horror film and you've got to tell me what it's about. Okay, and the film in question tonight. It's called Rubber, amy, what's it about?
Speaker 4:Seriously Is it about a rubber that's haunted.
Speaker 1:It depends what rubber you're on about.
Speaker 4:I was going for the eraser version of rubber.
Speaker 1:No, I wasn't, Of course.
Speaker 4:I'll just clarify that before we go any further.
Speaker 2:Rubber Is it about? I don't know John about an haunted condom. Rubber Is it about? I don't know John About Naughty condom.
Speaker 4:Everyone was thinking it. Let's be honest.
Speaker 1:Basically, rubber Is about A homicidal car tyre.
Speaker 4:Oh, you're kidding me.
Speaker 1:It's got destructive power out a homicidal car tyre. Seriously, oh, you're kidding me. It's got destructive power and it sets its sight on a desert town once a mysterious woman becomes its obsession. So basically, the tyre gets obsessed with a woman and he bounces through the town, killing everybody in the process.
Speaker 4:Oh my god, someone actually made that, apparently it's a classic.
Speaker 2:It reminds me of remember when we were getting toys when we were kids, and we got frowned down the hill. Them were the good years then, wasn't they?
Speaker 1:No, you've got to tread quite carefully with them. I'm not joking, hi mate. We're done. It's been an absolute bloody pleasure. Is there anything you want to promote while you're here?
Speaker 4:no, no, thank you. I've got nothing to promote, but thank you it's been I've got nothing to promote I love that answer.
Speaker 1:I may just, you know, strike down the line, love it. So I mean, if you just sit in the green room, we're just gonna wrap up, we'll have a little chat, we you after great thank you guys. Um, it's been an absolute pleasure. Thank you guys bless you thank you. So there you go, neil, another bloody fantastic guest, absolutely fantastic.
Speaker 1:You don't care, anybody says the guests we're having on absolutely fantastic, they are and I'm sorry that I've messed up a couple times, but'm actually I'm that hot that my glasses are steamed up. Neil, I'm like them in a steam room One of them disappeared. John, I'm glad you're not sat there in a towel, to be honest. Why? Because that's what you'd dress in a steam room with, wouldn't you? You know what?
Speaker 2:I mean.
Speaker 1:I've got nothing on me, neil, and on that bombshell right there. People, now this goes out to all your horror junkies, you cryptid stalkers, you alien twitchers and you ghost catchers. Now, if you are out investigating this weekend and you don't get any spirits, just do what we're doing. And what do we do? We drink them instead. We drink them instead. Well, I have done. Now. We've got another guest next week, so be ready for it, because we've got Kev Kerr coming on next week, so look out for that one. We'll see you next bloody week bless you.