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Are you ready for a captivating journey? We promise you an intriguing exploration of cultural identities in our season finale, guaranteed to leave you with food for thought. We've got an exciting ensemble of segments coming your way, starting with our unique new segment 'What's Got Us Confused?' In this installment, we dive into the fascinating world of names, their historical and cultural significance, and their impact on our individual identities. 

Sit tight as we turn our detective lens on some monumental new temples and contemporary political events. Uncover hidden truths behind the construction of the world's second-largest temple, and get engrossed in a contentious discussion on the current state of politics between two global powerhouses. We add a fun twist with a game of 'Name That Place,' challenging you to guess locations based on the meanings of their names. Will you be able to crack the code behind Des Moines and Lansing? 

As we wrap up our season, we honor Desi Judges of the Week, Moxila A. Upadhyaya and Amit P. Mehta, key players in some high-profile legal cases.  It's a season finale you don't want to miss, so tune in, sit back, and let us take you on a thought-provoking journey through the complexities of cultural identities. Because, after all, what's in a name? A lot, we promise you, a lot!

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"Season Finale

Omar

No way . No way Did you know , Sandeep Thank you so much .

Sandeep

Oh , my God , oh , I knew . Did you know ? Oh , I knew , oh , I always knew . I never not know .

Omar

Happy Friday 13th , everybody is when we're recording this . Yeesh , yeah Indeed .

Sandeep

It's the Spooky episode . It's the Spooky Season finale . This is our season finale .

Omar

We're taking a little breaky poo after this .

Sandeep

So thanks for tuning in for our final episode of the season .

Omar

It is absolutely wonderful . Before we get into all that sentimentality , folks , I got to introduce our co-host . He is the man who writes all the meanings behind the names on babynamescom it's Sandeep Bari .

Sandeep

Hey , thank you so much . It's like a Wikipedia thing where you're allowed to sort of edit the baby names to your liking . So Kevin now means , oh great , Sandeep one .

Omar

Oh , that's really good . According to me , that's really good .

Sandeep

Hey , let me introduce our host , the man who I will certainly be naming my non-existent third child after Omar Najam .

Omar

Oh , thank you , Thank you , thank you .

Sandeep

Yep .

Omar

Thank you .

Sandeep

Now I guess , if I accidentally have a second , and then because we're not playing on it , but if I accidentally have a second and then it accidentally becomes twins , then I have to name one of them Omar Najam , just because of this .

Omar

Can you purposely ?

Sandeep

No , it'll be an accident , okay .

Delvan

No , I don't .

Omar

Hello folks , welcome to ABCD . American born Chatty Desi . This is a podcast with a live stream within our lives as two American Born Desis . It's a pod- duckin . This is for anyone out there who , like us , is navigating your cultural identities plural and you just want to chat it out .

Sandeep

So true , all those things are true . Today is our finale of the season , like I said , but don't worry , we're going to be back taking a little mini itty bitty break to do some Desi quest stuff because , they see , quest is launching soon We'll get into that in a little bit , but just want people to know that it's going to be a few weeks before you see us in the feeds again , but on tap

Episode 31 Rundown

Sandeep

for today we got a really jam packed show .

Sandeep

It's going to be a lot of fun . We're starting with our kind of new segment and we're calling it . What's got us confused ? You know , the C and ABCD is confused , they see . So we're wondering what's got us confused ?

Omar

What's going to ?

Sandeep

confuse . There's a bunch of things today . Second up is our chakra check in . We're going to talk about the meaning of names . This is an important thing in our cultures is the meaning of names . That's why our little intro there . So we're going to get into that and then we're going to play a name game based on that , which you'll see how that goes , and then we close things out with Desi the week .

Omar

Sounds so good to me . Yeah , I can't wait to jump into it . But first , do you mind if I mention one of our sponsors ?

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Omar

I don't ? Okay , great , how about everyone else ? We'll wait , I don't I don't , I don't .

Omar

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Sandeep

Her number . Oh man , yeah , she makes me text her mom . She's actually going through her to get to her . I can't even .

Omar

That's actually pretty rad .

Sandeep

That's actually pretty rad . That's actually pretty rad .

Omar

Hanging out with Jasmine's mom is actually pretty sick . Just mom rules . The show also includes some other folks like oh , I don't know , critical role darling Anjali Bhimani . Ever heard of her I have ?

Sandeep

I have Dimension 20 . I have I have .

Omar

How about you ? British audience member .

Sandeep

I have Okay .

Omar

You don't have to introduce yourself . Every time I have , I have to introduce myself , so that's why everyone's got the same name . I'm a French star .

Sandeep

There's actually a lot of people that you might have heard of oh , yeah , uh , as well as dimension 20 darling Rekha Shankar .

Omar

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Sandeep

Are you ready for this ? So ready man , uh .

Sandeep

premiere date date is on the 14th , which is the that's right , that's right Of November . Not tomorrow , not tomorrow , november . So we're a month away , people , very exciting . And , by the way , the big news we're going to do a live show . Omar is gone . I'm going to keep talking , don't worry , I'm going to keep doing . He's going to come back . Uh , we're going to do a live show , uh , with the entire cast at a pack , some plug which is in Philadelphia on the weekend of December 1st through the 3rd . So if you're even had an inkling that you might want to go now , we gave you five very good reasons to go and that's the cast of Desi quest being there doing our first time , first time ever . Let me do a live uh , one shot on the main stage . So tickets to that performance are free if you have a badge to the convention .

Omar

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Sandeep

That's right , that's right . Our second sponsor is , of course , you , the listeners out there , and specifically the ones that contribute to the effing funny Patreon

Thank You to Supporters

Sandeep

. So if you go to patreoncom slash effing funny .

Sandeep

Uh , here's how you can help us support the show directly . We got a bunch of tears for contribution with a bunch of subscriber benefits , including getting your name listed in the credits of the show , and this is the moment where we asked chat , chat , because we are live right now . Yes , yeah , please tell us how should we list the names and the credits for today's episode ? We've done like a , like a metal band one . We did a Shakespearean vampire one . We've done a whole bunch of different genres .

Sandeep

We did and it was so go ahead , give us some inspiration , throw some genre ideas out there and we will , uh , we , uh . Delvin will choose , uh , which one , and that's how we'll list the names . Uh , but , yeah , but please come on , support a couple of days season the creative arts and help us keep the ABCD lights on . So hit up patreoncom slash effing funny .

Omar

That's it . That's it , and that's all of our sponsors . I believe there's no other sponsors at all . What's ?

Sandeep

there is one more .

Omar

Yeah , he's talking about this is our definitely real sponsor .

Sandeep

Um and uh , this is my , my mom's chevd o mix which I'm showing you right now . It's this , can you see it ?

Omar

Wow , it's stunning . A K resolution , yeah .

Sandeep

So , uh , you , you can get my mom's chevdo , which is basically we can . Uh , yeah , you can get it If you can find her house in New England . Okay , I gave you New England . Okay , just look at all of them Even a state that's a region .

Sandeep

It's a , it's a group of states , but if I swear , if you can find my mom , she will give you some from her chevdo . Though , if you're unfamiliar is , uh , maybe it's called Chevdo for people . We call it chevdo . I don't know if that's the right . I don't know what's right or wrong about how to say anything , but that's what we would say , and it's basically like checks mix with spices .

Omar

Yes , it's like hot .

Sandeep

It's like a hot mix , but it's sort of my mom's special brand of that , because she just uses uh uh cereals that are about to go about to go stale before they do . Yeah .

Omar

That's the way to do it . That's , that's true . Yeah , amazing . Well , thank you to our three sponsors this week . I think it's time to hop into our first segment .

What's Got Us Confused? #1 - BAPS Robbinsville

Sandeep

Yeah , oh , there , it is , there it is Uh we're talking by that . What's got us confused this week , all right . So story number one the world's largest Hindu temple outside of India Okay In the modern era , okay To be is to be inaugurated on October 8th in New Jersey . So that was . This happened a few days ago and I think it opens up pretty soon .

Omar

This has been like all over the news right .

Sandeep

This has been all of the well , yes , it's been all the news for for lots of reasons , okay , um , and I'm going to get into that and why we're a little bit confused about it . First , what what this is about . By the way , this is , when I say the , the world's largest and I had those qualifiers this is still the second largest outside of anchor want , okay , in the world . Um , so it is Huge . This is not like you know . This is we're talking uh , I , I , I . Well , I thought I had the number , but I don't , but it took 12,500 volunteers to build this thing . Oh , yeah .

Sandeep

I see you're on 183 acres of land . What's in New Jersey ? What ? Okay , um , it's an . It's , it's a Swaminaraian Akshidam temple , uh , which , if you've been to the Akshidam temples I have been to the Akshidam temples in India they're , they're wild , yeah , wild , like they basically took a page out of Disney , like they went , they went and visited Disney at one point and they were like we should make this , but for Hindu temples . So that's what they there's like rides . It's wild , dude . Um , it includes 10,000 statues and statuettes , 10,000 . Yeah , one main shrine , 12 sub shrines , nine Shakars , which are the spire like structures , nine pyramidal yeah , pyramidal , sure , pyramidal pyramidal , okay , shikars . And , and the largest elliptical dome of traditional stone architect architecture ever constructed , yeah , and it's designed to last a thousand years . So this thing is built to last at . It's a unbelievable maintenance plan . Uh , they're not gonna have to repaint this thing for a thousand years . I don't know what that means when someone , something , is designed to last a thousand years , but that is you didn't get that package when you got your house .

Sandeep

No , we just resided our our house . And no , it's not . It's gonna last seven years , I believe . It's gonna be open for visitors starting up October 18th . So this is wild . The temple carvings are not just of , like , hindu deities okay , they're of historical figures like Martin Luther King Jr .

Omar

Oh , okay , lincoln and stuff .

Sandeep

Yeah , famous Theses , and at least on the inside for sure , and you know the court is saying , when you come to the Monday , you'll see people of all genders , all cast and social backwards , living , eating , praying , loving and serving together . That was a big part of this , actually , was that that ? You know there's all these volunteers that devoted hours of their selfless time to make this thing happen , and they range from like 18 year olds to 60 year olds students , ceos , doctors , engineers , architects Some of them like taking leave from work for months and then renting condos nearby to then like and uh , notably , there was like teams of women volunteers , which this is notable because , I'll Hindu temples often exclude women in their construction .

Omar

Yeah , and so this is very inclusive of them .

Sandeep

So all all these kind of good sort of progressive things , but , but , and a big but Is that the , the temple , made headlines when a group of immigrant laborers sued the , the organization , accusing them of learning Indian men from marginalized communities to the US and forcing them to work for nearly 90 hours a week for around one dollar an hour . So big , big old but there . So that's not great . Not great . There was a lawsuit that alleged that there were shocking conditions , including forced labor , grueling work hours in hospitable living conditions and caste discrimination . Okay , so not great , right , not great .

Sandeep

Here's where it gets even more kind of confusing . Okay , the organization said , you know , they came back and they said , listen , the workers were volunteers . Their families , you know , were well taken care of in India . We took care of them here . They came on their own volition . Uh , activists say kind of , Uh , even if so , there's still this , like you know , the raising questions about the line between religious service and worker exploitation , which the Dalit communities are sort of especially vulnerable to .

Sandeep

Um , and then here's the kicker for me . So I I was starting to do a deeper dive and like , okay , so where did this land this ? Like lawsuit , like it's a class action lawsuit , like did it actually , uh , you know , go against them because , like there's not much , you know , they're not talking about that much . So here's what happened in July In a surprising turn of events , the plaintiff's legal team just filed a request to withdraw the lawsuit and they there aren't , they aren't specifying what the reasons behind that decision are . Okay , so the lawsuit is just poof gone , um , and then there was a pr statement from that organization that said there was a deep-rooted conspiracy to stall Hindu temple projects and this was one of them , essentially and that the plaintiffs were mislead with false temptations . So basically , like some version of like hey , hey , you guys , you know you can make a lot of money if you , if you join this class and say that you were mistreated Is what they are alleging . So it's this whole underlying scandal , um , that they're kind of you know okay .

Omar

So here's the thing , folks at the end of each of these stories , we get to rate them as uh , we now feel informed , baffled or more confused .

Sandeep

Oh , it's informed , yeah , informed . Still confused or baffled ?

Omar

baffled is the worst . Yeah , baffled is the worst yeah um where are you landing ? Still confused . Still confused still confused , not quite baffled , but still confused . This is one that I , you know , I was like oh it , you know it's a small world , but , uh , a temple and now I'm kind of like okay .

Sandeep

This is kind of a david fincher movie well , it's interesting , like because If it was in seva or like doing selfless work . Yes , was a big part of like my life growing up . It was always like preach to me that you know , you should give 10 percent of everything you make to charity . You should , like , you know , spend weekends , at least one weekend a month , like doing some seva , some selfless work .

Sandeep

Like , whether that's like cleaning up an old lady's backyard or like , or , you know , going to the local temple and serving food or whatever it is . Um , and so I know it's like sort of a part of the culture . It's sort of interesting , though , when this , this gray line between sort of hey , you should do seva , and like you , better do seva , yeah , um , otherwise you will be , you know , uh , reincarnated as a uh inch worm and your family is gonna be , you know , not well taken care , like when there's like some sort of Undue pressure on the other side , uh , of that selfless work .

Sandeep

So I don't , you know , this obviously falls into that sort of gray area . Uh , I guess .

Omar

Additionally , then we have the layer of the lawyers being like no one said inch worm .

Sandeep

Yeah , yeah .

Omar

So okay , yeah , so can we just have a you .

Sandeep

So , listen , I think I'm I'm also in this still confused . I mean , here's the thing like , whenever I did , whenever I decided to do community service work , I'm never I would . It would take a lot for me to be falsely tempted To then be like you know what that temple is mistreating me , or that soup kitchen is really mistreating you know what I mean ? Mm-hmm , mm-hmm . Like you're you probably Like there has to be some kernel of truth . I think to be an exploited worker .

Sandeep

You know to be like yeah , you know what , I am kind of being mistreated and this is a weird arrangement .

Omar

Yeah .

Sandeep

And yeah , I want to explore the idea of there being recompense for that . I don't know .

Omar

Interesting , interesting Well still confused .

Sandeep

I'm just gonna say still confused .

Omar

Well , our next

What's Got Us Confused? #2 - ICC World Cup

Omar

story it's it's spooky season's on deep , and you know what that means .

Sandeep

Cricket , I didn't know that's where you're going , okay .

Omar

The cricket world cup started on October 5th . Um and uh , it's ending with the final on November 19th . Do you follow cricket , Are you ?

Sandeep

cricket guy I . You know . The only time I ever follow cricket is when I and when I'm in India on a trip and then like just Happen to get pulled into whatever exciting thing is going on in them right , but I don't follow it no .

Omar

It's a . It's it's a . In case you don't know , it's a massive sport . It's a worldwide massive sport , I'm aware , with millions upon millions upon millions of fans who tune in to watch , and there's a lot of people talking about cricket right now because the Olympic committee Is considering putting cricket in the Los Angeles games , so which would ? Which would open up the olympic games to , you know , bigger audiences and I'm definitely going in the in my backyard .

Omar

I'm there , yeah and you can just watch some cricket . I mean , you'll , yeah , actually watch out . It's actually a dangerous sport and your house is a little bit in danger .

Sandeep

Um , got it from foul balls ? Yeah , well , there's no foul balls , because the whole , the whole thing's in a circular pitch . You can hit it . Well , it's not .

Omar

Yeah , there's no foul balls actually , but it you can get knocked in the noggin um fair , but the um where ? With the Uh cricket world cup happening right now , there's a little confusing spin on this story . Are you ready for this ?

Sandeep

Oh , okay , yeah , I'm ready .

Omar

Uh , with surging tickets , ticket prices , airfare and hotel prices , a lot of folks are being like how can I , you know , go attend the world cup ? How can I go see cricket , right ? Sure , how do I make ends meet ? Uh , several doctors have told local media , and I quote we have come across some cases of people coming to watch the india pakistan match , also taking an appointment for health checkups and staying in hospitals .

Sandeep

Okay , so they're getting there ? Uh , they're getting their annual . Turn your head in cough and stay in the room with the tv . In the waiting room . Uh kind of brilliant .

Omar

How do we feel about turning hospitals into accommodations ?

Sandeep

Oh , my gosh , I mean Listen , um , as a good drat the . I understand wanting to be as cheap as possible , and you know I mean . Listen , I wouldn't put past my parents that we'd be on a road trip and end up in a hospital waiting room . It just wouldn't surprise me if that happened .

Omar

We are the people who , when we go to a fast food place and you're getting a giant bucket of soda for a dollar , Uh , our families will go no ice .

Sandeep

So you know yeah , yeah , exactly , oh yeah , Um , and I'll take all your packets . Yes , sauce , yes .

Omar

I keep them in my glove compartment and you're like the plastic it's gonna poison you , um , but that's not what matters , it's the principle of it . Um , so , yeah , uh , so , anyhow , uh , in order to make accommodations for the uh cricket world cup , folks are checking into hospital . How do we feel about this ? Do you feel informed ? Do you feel still confused ? So do you feel bad ?

Sandeep

I'm not confused or baffled . I'm informed that that is informed right . I now know the way to get cheap accommodations . Um , not saying that this is a good idea . You shouldn't do this . This is bad for hospitals hospitals .

Omar

Probably shouldn't , but you know that the doctors reporting this are all like I mean , I get it , I do it .

Sandeep

Yeah , I know for sure . Um , I think what would get me into cricket would be like if they did like fantasy cricket . You know what I mean I want to do . Yeah , I'm sure there's a thing you know what get me into cricket ?

Omar

What ? No , no , maybe a little surgery . We're going in for a surgery .

Sandeep

little recovery for two days , get the way , like if you see the little yellow cups , just watch it just lay back into the cricket , just a little , you know let's do it , man , me and you , let's hit up Cedar Sinai and just kind of can you imagine , get rooms next to each other , get the cricket nose job .

Sandeep

All right for our next

What's Got Us Confused? #3 - Apple IPhone 15 in India

Sandeep

story story , numero trace . It's the story of one iPhone factory Powering Apple's pivot to India . Story is so . This factory is run by Foxconn and it's located in and I'm sorry I'm gonna say this wrong , but shri perambudder Shri perambudder , maybe an industrial at town in Tamil Nadu . It's one of the most Apple's most important iPhone assembly hubs outside of China , and that's the big part of this . It's outside of China . The factory is one of the biggest iPhone plants in India , with 17,000 employees who churn out 6 million iPhones every year . Okay , so here's the crazy thing that most of the 232 million iPhones sold in last , last year , in 22 came from factories in China . But you know , politics with China not so great , right like Remember , biden was like I'm gonna defend Taiwan and China was like I'm gonna totally attack Taiwan .

Omar

Yeah , and you know we have .

Sandeep

We're staring down the barrel of a potential . It's really scary kind of World War there , and that's not just scary for the world but also for Apple , the .

Omar

Apple's also a little scary .

Sandeep

importantly , yeah , more importantly for Apple , because , look , there are 2.7 trillion dollar business and they manufacture all their stuff in China , so they're trying to hedge their bets , basically , yeah , so that's why they're betting on India . So in April this year , right , tim Cook flew to India . He met with the Prime Minister , modi , and he was like I'm gonna invest in this country . And Modi was like , well , oh great , then make a factory here . And they did , and they're now assembling the new iPhone 15 . So here's what's confusing , or what the drop X are about this Okay , is that Foxconn has a history of Lopez who knew , who knew the name , like Foxconn who would that ?

Sandeep

So 159 factory workers are hospitalized and food poisoned , mm-hmm , at the at their like subcontract provided , hostile , yeah , it's . It set off waves of protests that drew media attention , attention to their squal living conditions . So it's the classic story of , you know , terrible working conditions for an exploiting the worker class , yeah , right . And so , look , we might be happy that , like , investments are moving into India and , you know , diversifying away from China , but probably not great if they're just gonna keep treating workers like garbage , huh . Yeah , yeah because maybe the general Way take away .

Omar

I'll be honest , I'm feeling informed .

Sandeep

I'm feeling informed too . Yeah , I'm not . I'm not necessarily confused by this . It's more like , yeah , you know , it's when you really start thinking about the stuff that we consume and enjoy , mm-hmm , you know , off the backs of People that are totally exploited . You're kind of like all so that I can send out a WhatsApp .

Omar

Sit to organize a pickleball game , yeah , yeah so that I can have , like my nephew , pretend to be like a panda bear talking emoji . Yeah , not great Thank you , thank you , thank you . That's my job again . I worked there .

Omar

Yeah yeah , informed , and a lot to think about , especially with this , you know , talking about workers rights on a large scale right now . So , yeah , well , now we're gonna

What's Got Us Confused? #4 - India is Bharat?

Omar

move on to our last new segment here , where we're gonna figure out if we're , you know , informed , so confused or baffled by . William Shakespeare famously said , what's in the name , and I'm here to say a lot Will , okay quite a bit well Recently asked and answered , asked and answered .

Omar

Thank you . Next , I can do this all day , will I ? During the G20 summit in Delhi , this is on in early September , do you remember this ? We talked about the G27 ? Oh , we sure did . We had the giant cardboard lunges . Yep , prime Minister Modi Was sitting behind a name plate . Mm-hmm , what do you think that name plate was right ? They sit behind the name of their country . What would it be ?

Sandeep

I'm gonna take a wild stab . Go ahead . I said it was India . You fool , what ? Why would ?

Omar

you think that ? Why would you assume that ?

Sandeep

Fella to your trap .

Omar

Yes , my very shallow with like all the side like a loony tunes , like just go in here like coyote , please just fall in .

Sandeep

Was it like India , the best country in the world ? They just spell out like his belief .

Omar

You know what ? Here's the thing you're not too far off it was India rules .

Sandeep

Was it India rules ?

Omar

It's pretty close with the Z at the end . Yeah , I .

Sandeep

Do Z's , let's get crazy .

Omar

India rules Brazil drills . He was sitting behind a placard that read barat oh yeah , sure , uh-huh . This is a Someone argue a return to some traditional naming conventions for the land known as India . It is not being done in official capacity , yes , but it going home to butter . It's not an official name change because that would require an amendment to the Constitution , which would need to be passed by a two-thirds majority in both houses of parliament . A lot of paperwork , Lot of red tape a lot of red tape .

Omar

Leave it up to Modi to be like .

Sandeep

I'll just cut through it by doing something and all the maps that will have to change .

Omar

Oh my , yes , yes but here's the thing , right , right , here's the thing . Yeah , india is a colonial name . Okay , it was given to us by the Brits , so , but it is actually a return to pre-colonial times right .

Sandeep

So this is , like you know , mumbai , right ?

Omar

Yes , all Mumbai , instead of Bombay , and except that's not exactly true because , go on , the name of India actually kind of predates the British colonial rule . In fact , travelers as far as ways that ancient Greece will refer to the region , as in this , and India , just because of the valley in this valley .

Sandeep

So , like it's like yes , I remember even Hindu came from that , right like calling someone . They'll just say they'll call every anybody from the other side of the valley . Yes , Hindus , yes , and that's where that came from ?

Omar

Yes , exactly , exactly , exactly , and but it itself is Is incredibly old . It comes from ancient Indian scriptures , but the term was mostly used as a socio-cultural identity rather than a geography Rather than the place . So even in the old text where it's found , it's not used as a name for what is currently being called India . So how you feeling about this ? You feeling informed ? You feel still confused , you feel a little baffled .

Sandeep

I Mean listen , my my dad's been saying this forever , like we should change the name from India to , but this is the real Motherland it's called , but I am surprised to find that you gave me some extra context on that . But , also , like you know what people I mean . There's all sorts of Crazy ways and reasons that we name things the things we named them , right .

Delvan

So I'm just saying it's , I Guess .

Sandeep

I guess I am feeling it more informed about this . I am confused or baffled by it . It doesn't surprise me , considering all the like Hindu nationalism that's going on . Yes . Yeah there's that . So I mean I , I Would hope that if there's any renaming , that would be like for the right reasons and not for making you know , trying to make other people feel excluded . Yes , that would be awful . I would want them to have a voice and you know the , the minorities there have to have some sort of a voice in the name changing if that's gonna happen .

Sandeep

But also I can see , you know , wanting to Not have a colonial Name .

Omar

Yeah .

Sandeep

I don't know , we didn't have this here in our notes , but there was also a story or Going off script baby , yeah , you have to hear this . It's like the best trolling ever . So Pakistan responded the story by saying , yeah , that if India changes its name , that they will consider then changing their name to India . Yeah , which I think is like the most amazing troll ever like that's wild , it's so wild .

Omar

It's like that's wild , it's wild you know , change the maps twice , you can't do it all once .

Delvan

Yeah they got the River Valley . I mean , if you're saying it's not like it takes a way more sense .

Sandeep

No , yeah they have the Valley . It's not to say that it's that's inappropriate or whatever , but it's . It's hilarious .

Omar

It does make me feel like I . I I've always held people who work for like the UN or in government , and such as a child would hold them in high esteem because I would watch movies like the Great Mouse , detectives or rescuers and the rescuers down under , and it they're always presented as the best a country has to offer . And hearing stuff like this makes me go like oh , they're just scrubs . Like me where like ? They're just like . Well , if you do that , we'll do this .

Sandeep

Yeah , yeah , exactly about that ?

Omar

You ever think about that .

Sandeep

I know there's like it's very petty right , all right . Well , look , speaking of names , we're . This is obviously not gonna happen tomorrow , so but what I think is interesting is talking about

Chakra Check-In

Sandeep

names and their meanings , and so we're gonna jump into our chakra check-in .

Omar

Oh , okay , there we are .

Sandeep

So your name .

Omar

Oh , my name .

Sandeep

Mm-hmm turns out in our research means one who has a long life .

Omar

Oh , Really , I didn't know that .

Sandeep

Oh , I was told a different meaning . Yeah , no , I . So . This is so interesting because the one that's written for me is also different than what I was told . What were you told ?

Omar

I was told it means first born .

Sandeep

Okay , yeah , and were you first born in your family ? I was , that would be hilarious .

Omar

If it was just to be like we wish you were .

Sandeep

Yeah , I know your older sibling sucks . Oh man , I Like the idea of it just being like first , you know like yeah like you know , like in a YouTube comment section .

Omar

That's what .

Sandeep

Omar oh just wait , omar , when you comment on YouTube , mm-hmm . You want to say first Mm-hmm ?

Omar

Yeah , I write my name and then you see who the comments by , so it just seems like a weird thing someone's doing . But yeah , that's my . That's my first name , meaning , and then my middle name is Sahel , which means star . That was given to me by my grandfather who , when you first held me , he was like , oh , there's stars in his eyes . And then later my mom was like you were meant for Hollywood .

Omar

And I don't have the heart to tell her we have so much light pollution we actually can't see the stars and by me my last name I actually don't know a whole lot about , because it was changed two generations ago . We used to be cons .

Sandeep

And then to escape persecution .

Omar

We changed it to Najam . So there we are .

Sandeep

That's what . That's great . What so ? What did that mean to you like ? What did it mean to you to be Named like the first born ? Did that ? Did that carry any like sort of obligation or additional ?

Omar

Yeah . Yeah growing up I was like I have to be like the arrow . That I had growing up was like very Steve Rogers . I was like I have to look out for my siblings , I have to be the best for my family . I need to represent my family very well . And then this time passed and I went to UCSB . I was like nah .

Delvan

They can or they can handle themselves .

Omar

There's no weight on my shoulders . I'm going to film school .

Sandeep

So yes , I don't know carrying anybody there .

Omar

How about you ? What , what , what does your name show up as and what does your name mean ?

Sandeep

So here in the , in the research , that Kayla did , was its sunscreen for a burning flame or lamp beautiful .

Omar

Is you're the light of you the light of our lives Sunday , but I here .

Sandeep

I was told . My parents that my name means enlightenment .

Omar

Well , not too far off . They both include light .

Sandeep

They both include light .

Omar

Yeah .

Sandeep

I'm beginning to believe , though , that my dad had some . You know , he took some poetic license when he described the meaning to me . So to me it's always meant enlightenment , and I thought that was always really cool , yeah . But I was also like I don't think I'm enlightened and then I sort of like After I got , when I got married , at the start of thinking about me meaning is a lot , because we were talking about like , oh what ?

Sandeep

last name are we gonna have and all this other stuff . And hey , hannah , my wife's name , it means grace . Yes and and you look at the two of us , okay , Hannah's a lot of things , Mm-hmm . Is she graceful ? Yes , she can be . Am I enlightened ? Maybe on Thursdays . And so I started thinking like , oh well , maybe that's like less like what we are and it's more like what we strive to be .

Omar

I love that .

Sandeep

More like what we and then maybe , and then I did this whole thing during our vows . That was like maybe I need , maybe I need and I need grace to achieve enlightenment and she needs enlightenment to achieve like to fully embody grace . That's really beautiful .

Omar

So that's how we need each other Anyone stand up during your speech to interrupt and be like , or maybe she needs lamp , for grace .

Sandeep

Or yeah , turn a light on .

Omar

Maybe that'll help with the grace you ever think about that . Yeah , that's a little . That's one step , that one's great .

Sandeep

That's why she's tripping every time she does a pirouette . There's no light in here or a burning flame .

Omar

Do you think people should know the menus of their names ?

Sandeep

It's always been important to me . It's always made me feel connected to something kind of

Should people know the meaning to their names?

Sandeep

bigger than myself and connected to culture and history . Yeah , I guess , and I was gonna say legacy , but not really , because I'm not , like , named after somebody , but it just feels like I'm connected to a broader culture in a way Do you feel ? Cooler than Frank .

Omar

No offense to Frank's out there , but Do you feel names like Hansen and you look it up and it's like Son of Han .

Sandeep

Do you ?

Omar

feel that that lands in the same way , because there's a legacy in its own way . But you don't get like it because to me names with meanings feel like X-Men , mutant powers . Yeah so you just like when later you find out , and it's just like . It means fast , it means quick and swift it means . I'm going to be a runner .

Sandeep

I'm quick silver and there are like a bunch of like Irish names that just mean like redheaded boy .

Omar

Yes .

Sandeep

Or like has a beard or something .

Omar

Yeah .

Sandeep

Like , it's like very .

Omar

It's Potra Cossiverd . Yeah , yeah .

Sandeep

So yeah , how do you feel about those names that are just more directly hears the thing I'm honest , like it was my way of being like a little bit cooler than all the kids in my class .

Omar

As a reminder .

Sandeep

They all had everything that they had , which is like homogene and each other and like a sense of a shared culture that they all understood , and I had my own weird little thing that that was like a little bit outside that but trying desperately to be a part of that . So then , that was one way in which I owned my yes . Differentness was like I got this cool name and at this cool name meaning . That's why I never really liked nicknames Like people would try like hey , sandy or Sunny .

Omar

Yeah , nah , no , I'm enlightened yeah .

Delvan

Or at least I'm on my way , yeah exactly , that's great .

Omar

Mine means first born , and it's true .

Sandeep

Yeah , I like this one who has a long life . I mean , that's that boats well for you , that's great , I need it yeah . You can use more life .

Omar

I the other the other day . You know what I think this name is . I think this name is coming true because I genuinely I have lived a stupendous life . I am a very simple man with who enjoys simple pleasures , of which , like my greatest joys for me are traveling to another country and just having like a simple meal , and I know there's like a lot of like ooh Lottie doll , you can go when I go to other countries .

Omar

I'm not rich , I'm still on someone's couch but just going somewhere and having like a burger or a beer or a sandwich or something local or a perfectly brewed iced tea without ice . Perfectly brewed iced tea , just poured over , iced , the ice melts , and then you didn't get more ice before the show , something like that , just chatting with someone , and I have been to Australia a couple of times , I've been to England , I've been to India , I've been to Singapore .

Sandeep

Okay , frequent flyer .

Omar

So you know I'm racking up those miles . I've been to Boston and been to Canada , so I feel like it . I've had a very fulfilled like the , the , the length of life through Boston .

Sandeep

In there , you know , is if it's like exotic locations as well .

Omar

I didn't quite speak the language .

Sandeep

Have you heard of Staro Drive ?

Omar

And you want to go to the fucking comments . But , and so I and I love that and that keeps me , that keeps me the way young . But I do think that I am aging , because the other day I went to go have dinner with Serena , our friend Serena , and she got carded and then the waitress turned to me and went nah , you're good , yeah , yeah . You're fine , so I'm feeling it . You're old , you're on your last legs so here's a beer , all right .

Sandeep

Well , on that , why don't we get to

Episode Game: The Name Game Rules

Sandeep

our main game ?

Omar

All right , this is going to be a really great segment because we actually have props for using which we'll be interacting with . In a second , our Game Master Delvin will be reading off the meanings of a name and we will have to guess which location owns that meaning .

Sandeep

Yeah , so . So like , for example yeah , chicago , okay , right , yeah , we looked this up beforehand because we were coming up with a game . Yeah , so it means onion or striped skunk in Algonquin apparently .

Omar

So if Delvin says that we got a write down on our Y board ?

Sandeep

we have to guess what we think that the place is .

Delvan

The place is . I'm going to be giving you the meanings . Yeah

Name Game #1: Pleasant Place

Delvan

, yeah , got these in stages . So we give you the meaning , give you a shot at it , okay , Okay , we can give you a language of Mm hmm , okay . So not there . We'll give you a multiple choice real good shot of making it . We'll just get closer to that .

Sandeep

Perfect , easy .

Delvan

Let's do it , let's go .

Sandeep

This is big because I'm pretty sick of this , you know , living in a world where Omar is the host , it's kind of it's been brutal .

Omar

Well , you might want to get a spaceship , because it's going to happen again this week .

Delvan

Okay , all right Are the white boards paired .

Omar

Yeah , yeah .

Delvan

All right . So the name meaning is pleasant place .

Sandeep

Pleasant , pleasant , so it's not Pleasantville .

Omar

The movie . The black and white film Pleasant place to live .

Sandeep

San Diego means a whale's vagina Pleasant .

Omar

Pleasant , pleasant , okay . Okay , so we're going for a first guess right , and if we get it , it's locked in .

Delvan

If we get it , you got the point or , and we're skipping , you have it , we can start cleaning .

Omar

I gotta say this is a great whiteboard .

Sandeep

I really enjoyed writing that . I'm just going to guess . Here we go .

Omar

Here we go . Three Wild guess Two , one . I wrote that in Pleasanton .

Delvan

Yeah me , pleasanton . Okay , I like the logic there , nope , so here's your clue . Okay , the language of origin . Platin , platin , platin , platin . Looking for a Latin kind of .

Sandeep

Okay , so I guessed Miami . So I'm going to now kind of come off of that Latin .

Delvan

I mean it's kind of Latin .

Sandeep

Oh , I guess it is because it's a romance language .

Delvan

It's a romance language . Can you go back far enough ? Yeah , kind of Okay .

Sandeep

Pleasant place to live .

Delvan

Great Platin .

Omar

Street of Latin .

Sandeep

I thought we were going to get country . We're not . Are these all cities ? Did we determine that ?

Omar

or not . We haven't heard anything .

Delvan

These do appear to all be .

Omar

Okay , we just found that .

Delvan

Yeah , I got it super quiet for some .

Sandeep

Oh , I don't know . I hear you fine .

Omar

You're going to have to be loud .

Sandeep

I don't know You're going to have to scream now .

Delvan

Project how about that Any better .

Sandeep

Pleasant place . Oh my gosh , I want to . I don't know , I'm just going to think out loud . I got it , you got it .

Omar

Yeah , I got it .

Sandeep

You definitely have it . I'm that confident .

Omar

I don't know if I have it , but I'm that confident I'm going to go , I don't know pleasant place .

Sandeep

Okay , you got it , it's this .

Omar

Yeah , all right , count us in .

Delvan

Yeah , beat One .

Sandeep

Madrid . I said Buenos , aires , because it has good in it , but it probably means good air , good winds .

Delvan

Nope , I'm afraid not Okay . So multiple choice , your options are sexy Peru , la Sentia , usa , france .

Omar

Oh , okay , so it's A , b or C , right ? What was the Peruvian ?

Sandeep

one .

Omar

What'd you say ?

Delvan

In Peru . It's sexy .

Sandeep

There's a place called sexy .

Delvan

S E X I ?

Omar

Yes , what was the second location again .

Delvan

Second location is in the States . It is plus sentia , okay .

Sandeep

Okay , ready .

Omar

Hold on , I have to write presentia , all right .

Sandeep

Well , we know what yours is Excellent .

Delvan

Three , two , one .

Sandeep

I'm going with nice Nice .

Delvan

You actually did right , yeah , okay , yes , that's a point for him . Very nicely done , thank you .

Omar

It's that , it's Latin , it's clearly Latin .

Delvan

All right , now we're looking for a market .

Sandeep

I mean so obviously it's Latin for plus like placenta is .

Delvan

No , it's supposed to mean place . Pleasant place to live . Yeah , I guess yes .

Sandeep

Yeah , your placenta is a really great place to live , to be , to live near .

Delvan

Until it's not .

Sandeep

And to consume as a . As a .

Omar

Yeah , as an embryo . This isn't a joke , this is just biology . Yeah , yeah , there's nothing to be weird about .

Sandeep

Yeah , don't be weird about it .

Delvan

Don't be weird .

Sandeep

What's next ?

Delvan

All

Name Game #2: Market of the Confluent

Delvan

right . Next up is Market of the confluence .

Omar

On markets of the confluence .

Sandeep

So I'm going to need to hear that again . My internet pooped .

Delvan

Arquets Of the Confluence Of the confluence . Wow so of all the markets you can think of , this one Is of Confluence . Okay , no , no .

Sandeep

I don't know what to do . Like if the conflicts was to have a market .

Delvan

This would be that market . Oh , okay , that actually changed my answer . Like you're going to a farmer's market later , think that , except Confluence , a confluence , Right , okay .

Sandeep

That's what I'm thinking of . Here we go , ready .

Delvan

One Philadelphia .

Sandeep

I say Philadelphia .

Omar

I say Lisboa .

Delvan

Not quite Okay . Your language of origin is Gowlish . Oh , celtic . Okay , okay , that that helps .

Sandeep

That does . I'm going to .

Omar

That does oh , hold on , hold on . I was wrong , I was wrong and I realized I was wrong .

Delvan

We have a 321 . You still got a chance , not committed yet Three .

Omar

Hold on Two .

Delvan

No , I have to write this quickly , so I'm saving on . Okay , okay , okay .

Sandeep

Fast counter , slow kind of one .

Omar

One . I know this is how you write it , but Edinburgh All right Doubling .

Sandeep

Doubling , doubling , doubling .

Delvan

Not quite Quite . Okay , we both were wrong , both wrong , all right , multiple choice time Options are condom France .

Omar

Uh-huh .

Delvan

Raffle , united Kingdom , stockholm , sweden .

Sandeep

Okay .

Delvan

Gowlish Market of the .

Omar

Okay , of the confluence Right .

Delvan

Okay , just think of a confluence . Okay , I'm going to . I'm going to . Okay , just think of a confluence .

Omar

Yeah .

Delvan

And you want it to like like Amazoncom , except yeah , confluencecom .

Omar

I'm actually having dinner with a confluence tonight .

Sandeep

Funnelino . Is there a real place named condom France ? Is that a real place ?

Omar

None of these are made up .

Delvan

I don't know if any of these are made up .

Sandeep

Oh , okay , all right .

Omar

Here we go . These are all Katelyn saying . They're all real .

Sandeep

Oh , katelyn saying they're all real . Okay , amazing , amazing . I need to go to condom France .

Delvan

All right , are you both ready ? Yeah , three , two , one .

Sandeep

I'm going to go there unprotected Condom . You're saying condom . I'm going to go with Stockholm .

Delvan

All right , and .

Sandeep

I'll get it right again . And again .

Delvan

That's why I didn't answer your question of why condom was real or not , because I don't want to give any clues on whether it's possible . It's like the right answer .

Sandeep

It's too obvious .

Omar

The con Language of Origin helped me out a lot in both of these instances .

Sandeep

Exactly , yeah , kicking my ass . Okay , all right . All right , here we go . Condom , condom , condom , condom .

Omar

Condom , condom , condom , condom , condom , condom , condom , condom , condom .

Sandeep

Condom , condom , condom , condom . I'm also

Name Game #3: Slut, the Female of the Pig

Sandeep

using a cleaning cloth .

Omar

Speeds of the whole process .

Sandeep

The next name meaning is how many more are we doing , because I'm just wondering for scoring .

Delvan

I think for the rate I have time for one more , unfortunately . How many do you have ? I have time for literally one Kind of .

Sandeep

Because we got to get to this either week and I got a farmer's market to get to you guys .

Delvan

OK , three question round then . Then , if you can't win , but it's the final question , then OK , fine , that work yeah .

Sandeep

No , it should be for 4th 4th 2 .

Delvan

All or nothing , all or nothing . You can all or nothing on it . All right , this one's worth two .

Sandeep

Ok , the meaning is Because we can both be wrong and you could still win All right .

Delvan

But I won't be the female of the pig . Say again but the female of the pig .

Sandeep

The name of this place means slut .

Delvan

But you know this the female of the pig yeah , come on .

Sandeep

What I thought . We're not using that word anymore .

Delvan

I generally don't , but this is the definition of what it means . Oh , oh like as in like you can't get trouble , like glad if you're reading out the dictionary , the slut means female of the pig .

Sandeep

Is that what that means ? Like as in , like how the B word means female dog .

Delvan

Seemed to be the case .

Sandeep

I never knew that ? Did you know that ?

Omar

Omar ? No , I actually didn't . Why are you going to ?

Sandeep

surprise me . Why are all pejorative things that people call women , animals , like what the proper name ?

Delvan

of the animal , I think treating them as property .

Sandeep

Yeah , I can think of a bad world . Why ?

Delvan

there's why those awful words said to go in that direction .

Omar

Yeah , very upsetting , all right , Well , I've got , I've got . We're not talking about a human woman .

Delvan

We're talking about the female of the pig .

Omar

We're talking about the place .

Delvan

We're talking about this place and what its meaning is .

Sandeep

So the name , the place's meaning is slut .

Delvan

The name meaning that I am reading to you is quote yes , but Kaba , female of the pig , end quote . And for the record , I didn't write these , these are Kalem . I've just , I've just given you , I'm just giving you what the definition is .

Sandeep

I cannot eat what would place , so some , some agrarian place .

Omar

I'll give you a . It gets cold in the winter , it gets hot in the summer .

Sandeep

You're the worst . Ok , I don't know . I got nothing . I got absolutely nothing . Ok , I don't know . Ok , I'm just going to guess wildly . Here we go .

Omar

OK three two , one , I got it in one .

Delvan

Winnipeg , winnipeg . Oh , brilliant button . No , it's not .

Omar

Oh my god , are you like Winnipeg , I like it .

Delvan

The language of origin is Latin .

Omar

OK , that narrows it down .

Sandeep

That doesn't help me at all . I mean great . So , it's not in India , got it . It's not in Asia .

Omar

Mostly I'm putting down Kolkata . All right , let's see .

Sandeep

Let's see , it means slut Des Moines Like what .

Omar

And then Des Moines .

Sandeep

It's got to be some kind of a agrarian place . You know , Des Moines , like the female pig . Oh man , I don't know .

Delvan

Except if it's Latin . It would be what Des Moines Des Moines .

Sandeep

Yeah , I guess we'd be French huh , ok , I got it . I don't know man . Ok , go 3 , 2 , 1 . Lansing .

Omar

I'm going with Finanzi , aka Florence .

Sandeep

All right , we're all the way down to multiple choice .

Delvan

Your options are I assume it's flour , so I think I'm wrong .

Sandeep

Which could be a beautiful female pig . All right , your options are Toledo , Spain .

Delvan

Tarana , albania or Troia , italy ? What ?

Omar

Can you read this to us again ? I can .

Delvan

Toledo , spain , tarana , albania and Troia Italy .

Sandeep

There's a Toronto in Albania .

Delvan

There is a Tarana . I R A N N .

Sandeep

Oh .

Delvan

Tarana .

Omar

Tarana .

Sandeep

Tarana .

Omar

Rex Tarana .

Sandeep

Tarana Rex .

Delvan

Got it .

Sandeep

It's like Albania not Albainto OK .

Omar

Not Albainto , nope , all right . Ready 3 , 2 , 1 . And here it is . I'm going to stick with Italy .

Sandeep

Troia .

Omar

Troia .

Delvan

Deep Got . It Is indeed Troia .

Omar

No , yes .

Sandeep

So we're two points , so we're tied . Should we just do a tie ?

Omar

You want to do a ?

Delvan

tiebreaker , we'll just jump straight to the multiple choice .

Omar

Yes , ok , all right , this is it , this is it OK .

Delvan

So the name meaning is

Name Game #4: Place of Focko's People

Delvan

place of FACOs , language of origin is Bavarian , slash German and the multiple choice options are FAC Germany , fugging , austria .

Sandeep

What did you say about Germany , dude ?

Omar

Or FACER .

Delvan

Belgium .

Sandeep

Did you say FAC Germany , dude .

Delvan

Sorry , ok , let me go back to in order .

Sandeep

At least 3% of our viewers come from Germany . Fac .

Delvan

Germany .

Sandeep

You said it again , he said it again .

Delvan

Fugging Austria . Fugging Austria , facer Belgium .

Sandeep

And these are so . What was the name ? Again ?

Delvan

It means the place of FACOs people the place of Focco's people .

Omar

Yes , I got it . I got a lot of it is bugging or fucker truly what was Austria .

Delvan

Austria's fucking what it ?

Omar

what a masterful last round . I think these names are just so similar that this is so hard for all the marbles Sunday's locked in , ready to go on mark . I'm ready . I'm ready three , two one .

Sandeep

You gotta be fucking kidding oh no , we didn't think of this eventuality , that we'd built the same thing .

Omar

Well , let's make to hear if it's a jinger of us .

Sandeep

I got it is fucking Australia do you have one more time ? Oh , yeah , we got , we got plenty

Name Game #5: Meeting Place or Women's Breasts

Sandeep

okay , breaker , let's go , or okay , we get the next one .

Delvan

The name meaning is eating place and also women's breasts , language of origin , and I may not say this correctly , apologies .

Sandeep

Tata's , tata's Gunnawala .

Delvan

NGUNNAWAL is the language for options are , and there are . Australia .

Sandeep

Titty Hill .

Delvan

England or breasts . France , which of these means both breasts and eating plate .

Sandeep

I thought it was gonna be like grand tea tons .

Delvan

Okay , say them again and there are Australia , titty Hill England and breasts France can't be Titty Hill , is it ? Come on , good Kailin , come on come on and if not , you get it . I also know which of these is the closest the right answer take me down to yeah , this is perfect all right .

Omar

I've got it go locked in locked in locked in .

Delvan

Yeah , I'm good yeah , three , two , one can a bear never gonna end . This is never gonna end , okay . Next meeting St Mary's

Name Game # 6: St. Mary's in the Hollow of the White Hazel Near the Rapid Whirlpool....

Delvan

Church in the hollow of the white hazel , near the rapid whirlpool of Landis Cilio , of the red cave . That is the meaning of this location , the language of origin is well he's single syllable place well , so okay , well all right , I love .

Sandeep

It should mean all those things and be like Kent .

Delvan

I think you're gonna get this , but the options are here are gonna be Batman , turkey , york , united Kingdom , or playing fear pulled when you get a go-getter , I'm sure a little entus go-go-gawk .

Sandeep

I got that , maybe about 30% right and then where is that supposed to be ?

Omar

whales well , welsh . Okay , I'm locked

Desi of the Week: Desi Judges in High-Profile Cases

Omar

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Sandeep

I'm not writing the whole thing well that I'm picking the same thing okay , let's do it .

Delvan

You're off your two one , two , one I'm going York oh oh , all right so good , at least we have a chance . Oh , somebody got it right if you didn't get it correct .

Sandeep

Indeed it is the very Welsh call it a , call it a comeback .

Delvan

Yes , you know , one of the longest location names in the world , just by character count . There's a place in New Zealand that beats it up . I care that , oh wow . Well , second place , I've been there , in fact , do it . There's photographs of a little delvin there .

Omar

Omar , you now have to name your first born after that place , okay there were other name meanings that I'm happy to avoid giving to my children .

Sandeep

That's true you don't have to admit their name to mean female pig . Okay , all right .

Omar

Well , let's jump to Dacia , the week all right , folks , I'm so excited about this week's day , see the week we're closing our season with just an incredible example in the community . This week we are honoring a desi judge that's overseeing a huge public and hugely impactful case . Yep , this is an honor , judge , your honor . And of course , we are talking about Moxie LaVillada . Pee-mit , what , what , what are you talking about ?

Sandeep

wait , are you telling me that there's two daisies we have ?

Omar

two daisies of the week judges and they're both judges . Can I ? Talk about mine real quick , okay , you first you might have heard about Moxie La recently in the news , because the honor judge is a US magistrate judge who's handled the initial proceedings of the Trump arraignment on the federal charges relating to trying to overturn the 2020 election a pretty important case happening right now yeah yep , she allowed Trump to leave his second arraignment in federal court without travel restrictions or a cash bond , but before he left she issued some warnings .

Omar

She said it's a crime to influence a juror or to threaten . Yes , who attempt to bribe a witness or any other person who may have information about your case , which is to go on many things that he has for sure done in the past .

Sandeep

Yes , you tell him auntie Moxie , la auntie you tell him .

Omar

Moxie , la auntie , was born in Qatar and was raised near Kansas City . Her distinguished legal career includes a commitment to pro bono work representing indigenous clients in post conviction proceedings that have earned her the defender of innocence award from the Mid-Atlantic innocence project . In 2009 , okay , named pro bono lawyer of the year by a venerable in 2006 .

Omar

So an absolute , an absolute powerhouse of a human being who's helping folks who need it and then telling Trump hey , cut it out , you're in so much trouble so what happens if Trump goes to jail , okay , and Joe Biden ?

Sandeep

something happens . Joe Biden because he's old , he's old mm-hmm , like , if they drop out of the race , there's a chance . I'm just throwing this out there . Okay , that auntie ? Mm-hmm come along , come along to yeah and I guess I don't want to call her an auntie , but Nikki Haley , right , become the two leading candidates . Yes , two Indian women head-to-head for the .

Sandeep

You know the , the , the leader of the free world because interesting , interesting times well , speaking of interesting times , we have yet another judge who's overseeing a huge case , which is the big Google antitrust trial . That's okay , p meta . Google's being accused of operating on a legal monopoly because guess what we all use Google to do searching and nothing else . Pretty much they own 90% of the market share , and so I'm gonna make the rule in favor of a proceeding with a proceeding with the central part of the antitrust lawsuit against Google . So that's , that's big . He agreed to take on the trial the accusation that Google has been suppressing competition in the advertising market . The trial is gonna start in November and he's gonna hear testimony from yet another Desi Indian born American Google CEO , sundar Pachai .

Sandeep

So just indios all up in these huge court cases , or Desi's and judgment that he did dismiss a bunch of claims ahead of trial . So it's boiled down to just like this , this main issue , really , yeah , of Google being the default search for , like you know , android and all these other things , and Google spends tons of money to make sure that it's the default search engine , which means that it's impossible for competitors compete . So , yeah , these are huge myth . That was born in Bhutan , india . He was appointed to serve as a US district judge by former president Barack Obama . Maybe you've heard of him . In 2022 , he rejected former president Donald Trump's bid to toss civil lawsuits holding him responsible for inciting a historic riot , not and denying him from immunity . So both have ties to judging mr Trump there , yeah . So shout out to our desi judges of the week .

Omar

There it is . There it is folks and there is our show . This is so exciting . We are closing out season two . We've got so much amazing stuff coming your way , but let's

Season 1 Wrap Up

Omar

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Omar

everyone on this thing here , things you could maybe send us some ideas for the AC the week , some like what was your ABCD favorite moment ?

Sandeep

yes , what was ? Maybe some news story ideas ? Throw them at us , maybe do you . Would you rather have two Omar's echoing as as host and ditch me .

Omar

I wish you'd heard it . I wish you'd heard it . Also want to shout out our sponsors , of course . Desi quest , a TTRPG that starts us and , like other people , it's gonna be incredible . Head over to desiquest . daisyquestcom D E S , I , q U E S T dot com to sign up for the mailing list and that will give you all up to the date news about this amazing , beautiful show that's coming out very , very soon yes .

Sandeep

So , thanks to today's quest and to you , our patreons and listeners , here we go , our ballad of love to our patreons who are at the shout out level . What genre are we listing these names ?

Delvan

you'll be performing it now opera today oh my god , that yeah .

Sandeep

Why do you want to do this to yourself ?

Omar

okay , and you do , you have music acute up , delvin , you have music .

Delvan

Acute up , you ready to go , god yes yeah , watch out for the glass , josh .

Sandeep

You are whole .

Omar

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Sandeep

I've run in pairs my bro Maxwell and Jervish Woods .

Omar

A full-sloyte bitty and you have fell .

Sandeep

There's Sims .

Delvan

Don Rolly , lubbish and Heditech .

Omar

Christina Ramero Zach . My dog is singing along Christina Ramero Zach and Danny's corner .

Sandeep

Vish Legion 247 , jeremy O'Brien .

Omar

Laura Clarke . Skribbles and flapjacks . Wade on Death Queen Folks . The show's produced by KL Mahoney , the show's technical director and sound designer Dove and Devil . The show's executive producer is our Sandeep Aureka and Anusha . This is edited by Sean M . He's been given by Herschel to study a jazz-reas thing , and Molly Severi . This has been an effin' funny production . On behalf of our co-host Sandeep .

Sandeep

I've been your host .

Omar

May your checkers be aligned and smothered in chutney .

Sandeep

Your host for the last show , but I'll be the host for the first show next season .

Omar

Okay , homer , oh my God , enough , enough .

Delvan

Bye .

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