Halloween III: Season of the Witch (Commentary)

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SPEAKER_03 0:00

Happy Halloween and welcome to the We Recommend Podcast, a movie podcast where every week we recommend a movie for you to watch, then come back here to listen to us discuss. But today we're doing a ba-ba-ba-ba-bonus episode where today you will be listening to us do a commentary.

SPEAKER_05 0:18

I'm Jesse. I'm Jason.

SPEAKER_03 0:21

Two more Dice till Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, two more days till Halloween, Silver Shamrock. Get ready for Halloween three, the season of the witch.

SPEAKER_05 0:42

Yes. That's a song in this movie, and it will be stuck in your head. Season of the Witch? Uh no. Oh the Witch. Two more days till Halloween. Which I hate that I did that. I hate that I just sang.

SPEAKER_06 0:54

So in the dark right now.

SPEAKER_05 0:55

Justin. Alright, we are watching this. I rented it on Amazon Prime. I am starting at all zeros, and I will be pressing the play button. Right uh in three. I'll say three, two, one, play, and that's when you do it. Alright, everybody at home, you ready?

SPEAKER_03 1:14

Halloween one, Halloween two, Halloween three, play.

SPEAKER_05 1:22

Yeah. So ours has the FBI uh copyright. So I hope everybody's out is like that. I didn't know what to do as a quote. All I know from this movie is a song because it gets stuck in your head. I can't breathe. So um, yeah, this is the third Halloween. Um John Carpenter never wanted to do another Michael Myers story. He wanted he wanted Halloween 2 to be something completely different, but the studio's like, are you fucking kidding me? We print money with Michael Myers. So make Halloween 2 with Michael Myers. Um so yeah, that's why we got the second one with Michael Myers, and then he finally got to do what he wanted, which was a completely different story, which is Halloween 3, a very cult film that people love. I've watched it once and thought it was kind of boring mostly. So I'm ready to change my mind. I can't wait. I guess I should probably put one ear without it so I can hear more. Oh shoot, I need to put the subtitles on.

SPEAKER_07 2:21

Hope it doesn't pause it because we'll have to restart.

SPEAKER_06 2:26

Not really recognizing any of these, like Tom Atkins.

SPEAKER_05 2:30

Oh yeah, Tom Atkins. He's he's been in stuff. And Tom Atkins is like a billion years old in this, but everybody wants to fuck him. Nice.

SPEAKER_06 2:41

There seemed to be a it seemed to be a um a theme in the 70s and 80s.

Franchise Pivot Beyond Michael Myers

SPEAKER_05 2:45

Yeah, it's like um what's that guy? Um he's like, I guess a sex symbol for like the 60s and 70s. Um look now where people just were like, ooh, I love these older men. Um what's his name? It's uh uh what's his name? It's Sutherland. I just can't remember which one. Donald Sutherland. Oh, yeah. He's constantly fucking every girl, every young girl in like the 70s and 60s, and it's like this guy. Back when it was great to be a man. So let's just art it, let's just go ahead and talk about it. Like uh the pumpkins are better, right? Thanks for digital pumpkin. Yeah, they're making like a on the TV screen essentially.

SPEAKER_06 3:25

Super advanced technology.

SPEAKER_05 3:27

Because this is more about like the ways they use marketing and stuff to um, you know, make people make people insane. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 3:39

It looks kind of like a light bright.

SPEAKER_05 3:41

Yeah. So like this one, it's uh it became became iconic because of like the song and the mask that are in it. The masks play a big part in the movie. Um, but it's just like there's so many parts where I'm like, I don't really fucking get it, like why people love it so much. But actually, now that I'm starting to see more of the pumpkin, I'm kind of fucking loving the intro. So when you carve pumpkins, can I ask you something? Like, do you ever carve them crazy or are you just like, hey, we carve them with faces? That's how pumpkins are supposed to be carved.

SPEAKER_06 4:14

I've never tried to get creative with it.

SPEAKER_05 4:17

Me neither. Something about a face on a pumpkin. That's just the way it should be. That's the way God intended it.

SPEAKER_06 4:21

We had a pumpkin carving contest in college, and one guy carved the logo for Top Gun into his pumpkin. It was incredible. Mine just had snaggle to it.

SPEAKER_05 4:36

October in a Halloween movie.

unknown 4:39

Saturday, the 23rd.

SPEAKER_05 4:41

All right, we got a person running. So shit, and there's a bear chasing. You know, hopefully everybody is synced up with us.

SPEAKER_06 4:48

Is he yawging?

SPEAKER_05 4:50

He's yawging. Damn, boy, can't run well.

SPEAKER_06 4:53

No, he is running away from something because he keeps looking back. And he's in a suit. He's panting.

SPEAKER_05 5:01

No. Yeah, man, like I don't remember this at all. I gotta remember, I gotta talk on the microphone. I should probably Sorry, there's gonna be a little wiggling. Is it Tommy Lee Jones? No. Oh who is in this shit? Um, we shouldn't know because I just uh, you know, it's all the credits. So the guy that directed this is Tommy Lee Wallace. That's where you got the Tommy Lee Jones.

SPEAKER_06 5:31

Um this guy kind of from his side profile kind of looks like it in the dark. Because yeah, it looks nothing like him.

SPEAKER_05 5:38

But uh this guy did a lot of stuff with uh John Carpenter. He did Frida Night 2, but um probably most other recognized movie would be oh, he did like two episodes of the TV miniseries of it, which is cool.

SPEAKER_07 5:52

Yeah. He kind of looks like Dirty Harry a little bit. He does, doesn't he? Hell yeah. Have you ever seen those? I've never seen them.

SPEAKER_05 6:02

The first one, the first one's so good, dude. Yeah, it's just like kind of a serial killer movie. It's great. It's cool. Yeah, I really like it. There's this great scene of the killer like that's on a bus with a bunch of children, and it's like, yikes.

Opening Kill, Masks, And The Jingle

SPEAKER_06 6:16

But yeah, that movie's iconic for like a reason. It's it's a really good film. I've only ever seen clips of it. Yeah. Like in daytime television. Yeah. I mean, there's the obvious like you feel lucky, punk. Yeah. That classic thing. Big ass gun.

SPEAKER_07 6:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 6:30

There's a video game on the NES about Dirty Harry in the movie.

SPEAKER_05 6:34

It is weird. Like all those NES games, like every every movie that came out during the NES runtime got a game. I remember playing the Robocop one a lot. Yeah, I had that one. So it's such a bad game. So it was so hard. I had the Jason, the Friday. That one was hard too. It made no sense. No, it didn't. I love that. Was something that I really liked about YouTube is that you could go back and watch people play it and beat it. Actually beat it. Oh my god, this is how you beat it. I would have never figured this out as a child.

SPEAKER_06 7:03

I was terrified of it as a kid when I played it.

SPEAKER_07 7:07

Oh, snap. What's happening here? Classic.

SPEAKER_06 7:13

He removed the chalkbox. Squoosh. That car. It was not going that fast. I know. You could have easily moved. He probably could have stopped it. Or at least like put his hand out and like got up. I don't know. It's just like accidents happen, I guess. Oof, man, there's nothing better in an old car. Oh man. 2600 pounds of solid steel.

SPEAKER_07 7:45

Alright, so. I thought I said British barking continues.

SPEAKER_05 7:49

I don't know why it's like British.

SPEAKER_00 7:51

Oi! Rolf, rough, mate!

SPEAKER_05 7:54

I don't know why mate.

SPEAKER_00 7:55

Rolf!

SPEAKER_05 7:57

And that's the opening to Halloween 3.

SPEAKER_06 8:00

Uh like did you remember 101 Dalmatians? How they do the this the bark, like this, and what do they call it? That they send a message across like great distances just by barking. And then like we have like all these British dogs with British voices. It's incredible.

SPEAKER_05 8:17

Man, that should be something I watch. I haven't watched that.

SPEAKER_06 8:20

The Scotty dog was Scottish. Yeah, obviously. Obviously.

SPEAKER_07 8:25

Alright, so this is uh this movie's about like Irish stuff. So man. Wait, Stonehenge in Ireland.

SPEAKER_06 8:34

I wish I could go to the Stonehenge back then, because you could actually walk up to it. Can you not now? No. Too many assholes are up there messing with it.

SPEAKER_05 8:42

Too many people trying to steal it on its own too. Something.

SPEAKER_00 8:45

I'm gonna put this in my fatty pack.

SPEAKER_07 8:47

Oh wait, this is a song. Disembodied head, yes. What is the silver shamrock? Silver Shamrock is so fucking good.

SPEAKER_05 9:03

Yeah, those are like a costume show? Yeah, these are like the masks. It's like a company that makes masks. And this is what the like super iconic about it is the masks. Um and Silver Shamrock and the little song. I do love the mask. It's really great. It's just you'll see what I'm talking about whenever they get into the heart of the story where I'm like, this is what we're doing. Because this is not, well, I mean, there's so there's a lot of cool stuff in this movie. It's just overall doesn't, it's not something I'm like, I have to watch.

SPEAKER_06 9:34

Oh, does this not have this the scene where Michael Myers goes speed dating?

SPEAKER_05 9:38

No, it didn't. They they actually cut that for time. They're like, ah, it's almost an hour and forty. We can't add this 10-minute scene.

SPEAKER_06 9:45

So this one chick's like, oh, you're such a great listener. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 9:50

Just takes her out to uh make out point.

SPEAKER_07 9:53

Rips her head off. It's just like, man, the opening of this movie is like, what are we doing?

SPEAKER_06 10:07

It looks like the beginning of Resident Evil.

SPEAKER_01 10:13

Panting.

SPEAKER_07 10:16

Sorry, we have uh close captions on, so they're coming. What?

unknown 10:24

Wow.

SPEAKER_05 10:25

Then he just dies. He looked like he already came. Yeah, like what is he dying for? It's super important. I think he just was running so much he passed out.

SPEAKER_06 10:35

It's like me after playing kickball for 10 minutes.

SPEAKER_05 10:38

Yeah. What's scarier than Michael Myers? Guys in S. Sag guy in a little coat? This is Tom Ack. He doesn't look that old in this one. He's like handsome for like he's like a man handsome, right?

SPEAKER_06 10:55

Yeah, he definitely looks like he's been on a Tim Allen show.

SPEAKER_05 10:59

Yeah. Looks like he could be Tim Allen.

SPEAKER_07 11:02

Great, our Wi-Fi is uh not loading properly. This is fine. I hope he doesn't fuck up. What did they get? My asks. Oh, he's cute.

SPEAKER_01 11:17

Oh, these fucking suck. I'm a spoiled little brat.

SPEAKER_05 11:23

Damn. Like, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_07 11:25

Hey, wife, tell me next time. They're great masters. Those are better. Those are great. That's great. Love the song. Drinking and doctoring. Oh, he's a doctor.

SPEAKER_05 11:44

Yeah. Man, do they ever just like make movies about doctors where they don't drink constantly? Or do you think? I told you, you're gonna get this song is gonna get fried into your brain. It's like obviously the point of the movie.

SPEAKER_06 11:57

A lot of doctors like to dip in their own supply of painkillers.

SPEAKER_05 12:00

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_06 12:03

Dennis, they love their nitrous gas and whatever else they use.

SPEAKER_05 12:09

It's like weird after I got my wisdom teeth pulled out, and you know, they gave me the gas, and I was just like, man, that was like some of the best sleep ever. Just like, can we just can I just like do that again? Let's do this whole thing. It's like wild. They only took like 10 minutes to pull my four teeth out, too. It's great. That's great. That's incredible. It's just because they were actually poking out so they didn't have to like dig for them. It's like Natalie was like, dude, you were barely in there. I was like, really? I feel like I've been in there for years. It was wild. I was just like, because I was like, I went into it. I'm like, all right, I'm gonna know when I'm feeling this shit. And I'm gonna, I'm gonna be like, I'm feeling it. Then next thing I know, I was like, I was just like looking at the dentist and he's like, hey, how's it going? It's like, all right, I'm gonna turn this on. I was like, okay.

SPEAKER_06 12:52

Then uh time to wake up.

SPEAKER_05 12:54

Next thing I know, I'm waking up and I see Natalie. I'm like, whoa.

SPEAKER_06 12:57

Yeah, are you like on the operating table and they say count down from 100? You barely get to 96.

SPEAKER_05 13:03

No, he just turned it on without me really understanding what he's doing, and then I was out.

SPEAKER_06 13:07

I remember when they told me to count backwards, I was like, oh, that's just such a big number. Why would I have to count that far? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 13:17

You got like one hundred.

SPEAKER_06 13:19

I woke up and I was circumcised. Oh, cool.

SPEAKER_05 13:22

There we go. Man, your dentist was a bad dentist.

SPEAKER_06 13:32

You put it in his big bottle of foreskins. It's like it's like a weird goosebumps story. Goosebumps.

SPEAKER_05 13:39

My dentist stole my foreskin.

SPEAKER_06 13:41

Why didn't they put could they not pry the mask out of his cold dead hands?

SPEAKER_05 13:46

It's like, oh, this must be like his blanky. The guy really likes this. So out of the three masks, you got the pumpkin one, the witch one, the skull one. Which one you picking? I'm picking pumpkin. I like pumpkin one. I haven't seen him put on the pumpkin one yet. I haven't seen it on either, but I just like the pumpkin one. The skull is pretty rad. Yeah, the skull's pretty good. I'm not I'm not like much into the green witch imagery. It's not like my favorite.

SPEAKER_06 14:07

So this year Lila Claire is gonna be Elpha Elphaba from Wicked. The movie Wicked, yeah. Cool. She's got her little costume, she's so cute.

SPEAKER_05 14:15

She liked the movie. I haven't seen the movie.

SPEAKER_06 14:17

She hasn't seen the movie yet. She just likes witches. One year for her birthday, we got her a cauldron with like it's like a spell brewing play set. She loves it.

SPEAKER_07 14:26

Your daughter's gonna grow up to be just fine. Yeah. It is nice that like it's so cool that now.

SPEAKER_05 14:35

Like, just think about decades ago. It's like, oh, my daughter's into witch stuff. Everybody'd be like, burners. Satan. Well, you know what? The parents are going to jail forever.

unknown 14:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 14:46

I mean, they're still kind of. It's like now everybody's like, oh, you're into witch stuff? That's really cool. So am I. Yeah, it's that's the time.

SPEAKER_06 14:53

The best. Well, this guy's definitely gonna murder someone, right? He's putting on the black clock.

SPEAKER_05 14:58

Yeah, well, he's in he's in the uh he's in the hospital. He's in the murder hospital. They're really just gonna kill this random mechanic looking guy. Oh. Well, I guess he's not a mechanic, but he looked he was running through a junkyard, so I just assumed he's a mechanic. Dr. Death. Oh man. This movie's like, what if we spent forever getting this movie going? Gotta give me a pair of dim shoes. I don't know why I'm complaining about the pacing of the movies. I usually don't mind about it, but there's this like, we get it. This guy in the suit, just let him kill this guy already.

Hospital Attack And Mystery Deepens

SPEAKER_07 15:27

What what more do we need to do here? Oh, is he gonna punch him? I've gotta put you hard. What I've gotta steal your nose. Got your nose.

SPEAKER_04 15:44

Damn.

SPEAKER_06 15:44

That's like a woo- Whoa. That's like a woo. He's gouging his eyes out? Holy shit.

SPEAKER_05 15:50

Man, this is gonna ruin the reputation of the hospital. Oh wait, that was fucking sick.

SPEAKER_06 15:57

He just He pulled his bones out of his face or something.

SPEAKER_05 16:00

Yeah, I guess he he pulled the the nose bone that does that, apparently.

SPEAKER_07 16:06

What happens when you pull that bone?

SPEAKER_05 16:07

Did he just die? How do wait.

SPEAKER_07 16:09

Alright, I gotta look I gotta look up how you pull that bone. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 16:14

Wait, wait, wait. What are you doing, man? Those nurses work hard. They don't need this.

SPEAKER_05 16:20

I know, it's like, oh let me leave. Let me leave everything. All this evidence.

SPEAKER_07 16:26

Listen to the nice lady. Screams, this man doesn't have a mustache.

SPEAKER_05 16:39

Get in here. I cannot. I don't know. No one's really talking about how how why why that death is cool. Everybody says it's a cool death, but no one knows.

SPEAKER_06 16:45

It is a cool death.

SPEAKER_07 16:47

It doesn't make much sense as to what's happening. Damn it, Agnes stopped sobbing.

SPEAKER_06 16:58

Shouldn't you look go for the look at the patient? I feel like that would be Yeah. So uh first thing.

SPEAKER_07 17:06

Let's see. What was like the budget of this movie?

SPEAKER_05 17:09

So the budget was twenty million five hundred dollars and it only grows fourteen.

SPEAKER_06 17:16

What are you doing? He's so thirsty. Oh hell yeah.

SPEAKER_04 17:19

Well I think he's that was a dummy. Oh well it did kind of look like Halloween Loki loves to explode cars. Why? These movies always explode and shit. I'm so confused right now.

SPEAKER_05 17:33

Well, so these guys, obviously bad guys, they have something to do with the mask because that guy was holding one. Um, so assuming he knew something about the masks, and so far that's where we're at in the plot, in like 20 minutes. So and we know that the kids, the main character's kids also have the mask, so that's a little bit of tension.

SPEAKER_06 17:52

This guy's just protecting his company. Well, he's loyal.

SPEAKER_07 17:57

We'll see.

SPEAKER_05 17:58

Wait, is the cop also a firefighter? Yes. This is my Halloween costume. I wear a firefighter hat and my little F on my hat. Maybe he's the fire. It wiggles a little bit and my hat's a little too big, but that's fine. I love how that it has an F for fire on the front. Oh, I think it has an F on the other side, it has a D. Fire. Because he F that D. Oh man. Wait, how many days is it till Halloween? Today's Tuesday. So Tuesday one. Today's the 20. So we got four more days though. Well, I guess technically three more days. Three more days. It's Friday.

SPEAKER_03 18:35

Halloween. Halloween. Are you dressing up as anything?

SPEAKER_06 18:39

Nah, we gotta go to a fucking football game. And like, so all trick-or-treating has been canceled, and so the kids have to trick-or-treat in the parking lot of the football game so they can all play football.

SPEAKER_05 18:49

Tellahoma, an entire city canceled Halloween for a football game.

SPEAKER_06 18:54

A bunch of big neighborhoods that always do.

SPEAKER_05 18:58

Fucking trick-or-treating sucks now. It's BS. Wow, some behind the scenes here. Jason is getting phone calls. It's okay. You don't have to be feel weird about it. If you have to exit the room, you can. It's says potential spam. Ooh. Someone's spam at me. The true horror of Halloween. Spam. Alright. Yeah. I didn't pay attention to any of that. My bad. Sunday, the 24th.

SPEAKER_03 19:23

Seven more days now. Halloween. Halloween. Halloween.

SPEAKER_06 19:27

Does it keep counting though? Do they change their commercial each day? Yeah, apparently. That's how you know it's a good commercial. That's on top of it.

SPEAKER_07 19:37

Is this his is this the old man's wife? It's gotta be his daughter. Right. Yeah, yeah. It's like, yeah, your father's dead, but I can be your father now. No.

SPEAKER_05 19:53

It's like, oh, he's fucked up. So uh the movie's novelition, uh novel so this movie, so it was the budget was two million five hundred dollars, five hundred thousand dollars. Um it worldwide gross was fourteen but million, but people didn't really like it at first. Like it was not as successful as the other ones. People didn't like that Michael Myers was in it, but then it became a huge cult following. And I guess the movie's novelization was published in 1982 by science fiction writer Dennis Etchison under the pseudonym Jack Martin. Despite the movie's critical failure, the book became a bestseller and was even reissued two years after the movie's relief. Wow.

SPEAKER_06 20:32

Pretty bad when your movies like doesn't it's not nearly received as well as a novelization, you know, those when book level boring is better than your movie.

SPEAKER_07 20:41

Yeah. I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 20:46

I mean, I if they like picked up the pace just a little bit at the beginning, like I mean, with that that one kill in the commercial, it's really cool. It's just it's just we're, you know, we're supposed to be we're not really getting to know any characters, which kind of sucks. It's like at this point you already knew. Well, you had the whole great opening of Halloween on the very first Halloween with the kid and like killing the sister and stuff. Yeah. But then you you Lori, you learn about her and stuff like that. You already know your main characters by this point in the film next time. Now we're just like, we get it.

SPEAKER_02 21:22

The doctor's a doctor, and there's a random dead guy.

SPEAKER_06 21:24

The yeah, Dr. Dan is like the only character we know.

SPEAKER_02 21:27

I'm Dr. Dad. My brother is Lieutenant Dad.

SPEAKER_06 21:31

And this is my voice I do often.

SPEAKER_07 21:34

But I watch movies to try to be fuddy, so I'm sorry for everybody, I hope.

SPEAKER_05 21:46

Yes, a guy pulled pulled someone's nose up and killed him and then light himself on fire. Yes, it's a little fucking freaky lady.

SPEAKER_07 21:55

This doesn't happen at hospitals.

SPEAKER_05 22:02

So using the original molds, the skull, witch, and jack-o'-lantern masks seen in the movie were mass produced by Don Post Studios and sold in retail stories stores to promote the movie's release. Nice.

SPEAKER_07 22:16

It's like I wish they had four masks.

SPEAKER_05 22:18

I feel like three, because then it's like because you know, it's like if you're a couple, right, and you want to dress up as the characters with a mask, it's like, damn, we need a third. It's like if you had four, you could have two couples go together as this. That's real bummer.

SPEAKER_06 22:34

Hell yeah. And it's wild to think that a store that sells masks.

SPEAKER_05 22:39

Uh and I was looking, we're I decided to do kind of me and Allie are gonna do last-minute costumes for Halloween. And we're doing um uh I'm going as Ghostface, and she's going as Casey Becker, like Harry Moore from the beginning. And I went to try to get like a they have the Halloween movies in it. The first Halloween's in this universe.

SPEAKER_08 23:06

Halloween.

SPEAKER_05 23:11

Um, but dude, it's just like I started looking for it last week, so it's like a week and a half for Halloween, and like everything's Christmas. This is insane. Like half the they quit getting mad. I'm like, what do we Halloween started in like September this year and then ended by like October 1st and became Halloween?

SPEAKER_06 23:31

I actually started listening to Christmas music last night, or it's just on TikTok or something, and I had to yell. Ugh. And she's like, I'm just dipping my toes in, just getting ready.

SPEAKER_07 23:40

Why? No, you just get masturbating into a mask. Oh, I know you did. What a liar. She's like, no, I know you're a liar. My dad actually hated me. Wait a second, woman, I grab your arm. That's the most craziest at all.

SPEAKER_06 24:19

That's it's funny to think that this doctor wouldn't take the opportunity to mess with a patient.

SPEAKER_00 24:25

Right.

SPEAKER_06 24:25

Because the real crazy ones were my stepfather, uh, the mother's husband. He was a doctor in in an emergency room. Yeah, he would always mess with the real crazy ones.

SPEAKER_08 24:36

Really?

SPEAKER_06 24:37

And it was kind of weird hearing him talk about it. That's cool. That's really good to know. Yeah, they put this one guy with schizophrenia in a bathroom, or he went to the bathroom because they needed a sample from him, a stool sample. So they needed him to use the bathroom, and the guy wouldn't do it, so he got over the intercom and was like, This is God. I'm in the toilet, I need you to feed me. And like I was like, Well, it's really fucked up, man. Wow. I don't know if it worked.

SPEAKER_05 25:04

Well, if anybody at home has similar stories, how about you send us some fan mail and the link in the description? Be careful for those silly doctors. At the bottom of the description, call 911 for some help.

SPEAKER_02 25:18

Pick up more masks.

SPEAKER_05 25:19

You see, like right now, those masks you wouldn't be able to get them because it'd already be Christmas. Yeah. Oh, you mean it'd be Christmas in the store. Because they've already taken down Halloween. Yeah. It'd be like the worst possible Halloween costumes would still be in stock. Like when I went to look for the ghost face, it was just a bunch of like couple costumes. One's like a bun and a hot dog. Uh there was like some tacos. I was like, what the fuck are we doing here?

SPEAKER_06 25:46

I love a good food-based costume though.

SPEAKER_05 25:49

I honestly hate them. They're hilarious. It's like I would never in a million years go as a voodoo. I would want to be a I could do a taco.

unknown 26:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 26:01

You can be the but you can be the buns. I'll be the meatball. Buns. That would be a fun costume. Yeah. Of your partner be the wad of meat. Just like ground, you know, like when you get the little like uh rolls of ground beef. Yeah. You can be the ground beef. What can be the show? Ooh, so the gas station at the beginning, seen in this movie, can also be seen in John Carpenter's The Fog. Oh, I like the fog. Yeah, that movie is short. And you know what? Could have been shorter. That's my review of that movie. And the small town of Santa Maria, California was also the setting up for invasion of the body snatchers. Hell yeah. The 1956 version. Here we go.

SPEAKER_06 26:42

Man, gotta love those TVs. I wonder how heavy those sons of bitches were.

SPEAKER_05 26:51

Yeah, dude. I still have one in my uh old home. Not like that, but you know, like the 2000s version of those TVs. Hell yeah. So I have one in my I really liked those TVs. I kind of miss them.

SPEAKER_06 27:03

I remember my grandmother's TV was like a huge piece of furniture.

SPEAKER_05 27:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 27:07

Like wood. Do you have the with the TV inside the middle?

SPEAKER_05 27:10

Giant TV with the TV on top of it. No. Yeah. We did. The TV that was broken. Oh, you just put the new one on top of it. Yeah. Hell yeah. It was much smaller, so it's just like, oh. That rules. I don't I wonder how we got the TV. I watched a lot of Dragon Ball on that broken TV. Nice. I remember when I gave out, it was actually during while I was watching Dragon Ball. And I was like, no.

SPEAKER_06 27:31

No. What happens to Fegita? Vegeta.

SPEAKER_05 27:37

So yeah, they're gonna go to Sandamira. They're gonna figure out what the hell's going on with these masks.

SPEAKER_06 27:43

Home of the costume shop that has three masks in it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 27:49

Oh shit, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 27:50

It's actually start, yeah. I'm starting to remember a lot more now. Dublin. Man, the Irish taking another L.

SPEAKER_05 27:59

So this is in Ireland? No, this is in California, but like it seems like the like an Irish company has taken like the whole town essentially. Oh shamrock shade savings. Gotcha. Kind of see where the plot's going. Silver Shamrock. They're having these masks. Marketing taking over, right?

SPEAKER_07 28:18

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_06 28:23

Man, I read so I listened to the audiobook of the ritual, and the ending is wildly different in the book than it is in the movie. Don't tell me.

SPEAKER_05 28:33

Not all the pot, at least. Okay. Or you can. Well, no, because this is a commentary. They can't pause it, or it would be all wrong.

SPEAKER_06 28:42

Um I love those cars that have like the bench seats in the back.

SPEAKER_05 28:50

Yeah. Um, can I ask you something? What does the song, uh the Silver Shamrock commercial, sound like to you?

SPEAKER_07 28:58

Halloween. Halloween.

SPEAKER_05 29:02

Uh I can't remember how that goes. Uh the kids.

SPEAKER_03 29:05

London Bridge is falling down.

SPEAKER_05 29:06

Yep. And they used it because it uh was in the public domain. Nice during this movie. Wild how a lot of movies are made have things like that. Just because it's public domain.

SPEAKER_06 29:20

They're like, ah, that's free, we'll use it. I would love to go through some of those old videos that are in public domain. I I've been through some of the music and it's, you know, not all that great.

SPEAKER_07 29:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 29:33

That's your wife? Wow, she's like 18 and you're like 56. No, I don't know how old he was.

SPEAKER_07 29:39

I don't know how old Kim Atkins was during the filming of this. I'm just gonna run over here now. So where are they going together? They're investigating silver shamrock. That's right. He's running to the office as he's checked in. Oh he sounds his Jays like I do. I don't guys did. What is he doing? I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 30:20

So I I'm assuming they're looking at uh they were looking for um her father's signature in the uh the ledger.

SPEAKER_06 30:28

Have you ever been to a hot like a motel where they helped you with your bags? Or any hotel really? I mean not just the fancy ones, but no, especially nothing like this.

SPEAKER_07 30:39

It's a pink hotel all over. A true genius. Hell yeah. Winnebago. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 30:56

Man, I want to drive one so bad. Throwing bicycles.

SPEAKER_07 31:02

Throws a dog. I'm sorry about that.

Road Trip To Santa Mira

SPEAKER_05 31:08

What a jumpsuit. That's incredible. Bring back jumpsuits. Bring back having to take off your entire clothing just to use the bathroom.

SPEAKER_06 31:17

Jumpsuits are making a comeback. I know. My mother-in-law has one.

SPEAKER_07 31:26

Just runs into the car. Flick your mom off.

SPEAKER_05 31:32

That kid's gonna be all right. That's like something that's always been in movies, just people just cussing and being badasses to their parents. Jeez, Louise, this guy's gonna get hit by everything.

SPEAKER_07 31:56

So much nonsense. Get out of town, Dan.

SPEAKER_05 31:59

Man, I do actually really like the pink aspect of the motel. I really love it. Then you walk in and it's like a old crappy 70s motel.

SPEAKER_06 32:08

Oh, I hate that. I hate all those colors. Wood paneling. Wood. Oh, geez. Brown. It almost looks like they're trying to do like a It looks like they smell like cigarettes. Yeah, for real. I hate that color. Like in like whole couches. You ever had those couches? Like the yellow and the tan and the all those. It looks like those curtains. Yeah. No.

SPEAKER_05 32:30

I do like old couches though. Like, oh, just give me a bright yellow couch. Like retro style couch. Hell yeah. As long as it's like yellow and not like dirty yellow.

SPEAKER_06 32:45

Yeah, the dirty yellow. That yellow's too dirty for me. Everything's like piss yellow. And everything won whole. I guess in the 70s everyone wanted to be like Grizzly Adams and have a rustic house. And why is Dan? Come on, Dan. She's Dr. Dan. He is a doctor. He just like everybody.

SPEAKER_05 33:05

Everybody wants to have sex with him in this movie.

SPEAKER_07 33:07

You're mallied. Not anymore. That's all happening. Wait, City has a curfew now? Yeah. They have a curfew. Dang. I've never lived somewhere where they had a curfew.

SPEAKER_05 33:31

Yeah, so I guess in uh during a reunion panel for the casting crew of the movie in the summer of 2015, Tom Atkins and Stacey Nelkin, two characters we just saw, confirmed that the bedroom scene was one of the very first things they shot together. Both found this humorous because Nelkin had been quickly cast as Ellie Grimbridge due to the time restraints on the studio's part, and the two had barely gotten to acquaintance beforehand. Now they have double.

SPEAKER_06 34:00

Whoa.

SPEAKER_05 34:01

Ooh, cameras.

SPEAKER_06 34:02

Cameras everywhere. Oh, this is like honestly, it's kind of fun. It is cool. I'm kind of enjoying it. Silent Hill when they start blaring the alarms. We should do Silent Hill next year for Halloween. That movie is pretty rad. Skin rip.

SPEAKER_07 34:15

Yeah. I've never seen the second one. I need to. Yeah, I think I have.

SPEAKER_05 34:24

Scanning. This is night vision. Can't see anything. Might as well just be dark. Cameras can talk. Totally great night vision going on here. Do you think like the people that made this movie just like really didn't like the Irish? They're like, the Irish is taking over. They're taking everything from us.

SPEAKER_06 34:46

That thing like people are always saying. This is like 1830, the 1850s, when everyone hated the Irish.

SPEAKER_05 35:00

That's the best way to start off. That's how you know someone has a disease.

SPEAKER_08 35:03

I don't have any diseases.

SPEAKER_05 35:05

Like a man. Are you sure?

SPEAKER_06 35:06

How do we know you don't have a disease? How about just let him keep it?

SPEAKER_07 35:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 35:12

I would never touch anything that man touched.

SPEAKER_07 35:14

I would just go get another drink. Ugh. Just drinking his backwash. So yeah, that Cochrane guy essentially just built this town out from nothing. And he didn't hire anybody local. Okay. Hey, do you just took my drink? Now you want my money? Wait, you gotta ask him for a cigarette too. Oh man, maybe they're on the show.

SPEAKER_06 35:49

Maybe it's like it's Big Brother. Or the one with Jim Carrey was the good Truman Show?

SPEAKER_07 35:59

Truman Show, yeah. That movie's good. Probably one of my favorite of his movies. Really? Yes. Well, you know this guy's gonna die now. It's gonna be a fun.

SPEAKER_05 36:23

You just said there's cameras everywhere and you're talking out in the open.

SPEAKER_06 36:26

You think whenever you make a bunch of Molotov cocktails, you gotta drink some of it, right?

SPEAKER_05 36:31

Yeah, you gotta drink it.

SPEAKER_06 36:32

You gotta drink a little bit out of each bottle.

SPEAKER_05 36:33

Yeah, so you can fit the little thing in there.

SPEAKER_06 36:35

The rag. Yeah. This guy probably would just actually drink the all the liquor and then just put gasoline in it. Put a little napkin in his mouth and lit it.

SPEAKER_07 36:45

Two more days, so Halloween.

SPEAKER_06 36:49

Oh man, what if you turned a human body into a Molotov? That'd be insane. Uh yeah, that'd be uh and launch it over the castle walls on fire. Oh guts.

SPEAKER_05 37:01

Maybe they did that. They just didn't write it down in their medieval book. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 37:04

No, they used to do it with plague victims. I know uh Attila the Hun.

SPEAKER_07 37:11

You you did that.

SPEAKER_05 37:15

I can't get the song out of my head. Do you have cheese? Oh, yeah, dude. Did you just put a bunch of cheese in his hand? Smacking on some cheese whiz, dog. Yeah, cheese whiz, that's what it's called. No. Oh no, suits. We heard you talking about Molotov cocktails.

SPEAKER_06 37:30

It's the Burning Man, though.

SPEAKER_05 37:32

Oh man. Get an Amazon package delivery. I'm sorry if my dog's about to start barking. I have a package being delivered. I can hear the giant ass Amazon truck outside. Is it a medieval story? It's a robe for my uh scream costume. It's uh looks like a really damn it look like they're humping him. Look like they're humping him for a second. He just ripped his head off. Come on, everybody does that. That was nuts. Yeah. The squirt of blood? Hell yeah, son. The kills in this movie so far, good. I love how brutal these guys are. Yeah. I just wonder if they're they're thinking like, hmm, we don't really have much of a uh there's a lot of time between kills. Let's make them insane, right? That is a dude.

SPEAKER_07 38:19

These people in these fucking cars are crazy. Yes. They gotta get it together. Yo yo. That's gonna be important. So they drove. She's got an Etsy store. She's driving all the way up there just to complain about it, I guess. She's a busy woman. She's definitely business to run. She's definitely gonna die. The crazy thing, something crazy is about to happen.

SPEAKER_06 39:25

What's the name of this hotel? Is it a shamrock themed hotel as well?

SPEAKER_05 39:29

The Pink Lady Hotel. Ooh, microchip.

SPEAKER_06 39:34

It really wasn't hidden very well.

SPEAKER_05 39:36

No. It's like, man, if that thing just fell off, everybody'd know.

SPEAKER_07 39:41

Yay! Oh Dike. Well, now you just got your sheets wet.

SPEAKER_05 39:51

How about you just dry off with your towel? It's always cold. That's the most insane. She do that at her house? If I saw someone do that, I'd be like, get out of my get out. Why are you doing that? Dry yourself off, then get in the bed.

SPEAKER_07 40:10

Maybe it was just a steam shower. Yeah. No water. I made a boom boom. I made a cool ass little boo-boo. The hell is she looking at there, talking? I'm gonna go have sex with a girl that's 20 years younger than me. Cool, I'm gonna look at these piles of shit. Yeah. With a microscope. You knocked, but you didn't really give him time.

SPEAKER_05 40:59

What the hell, lady? Oh no. Dang, she just like immediately wanted to have sex with this guy.

SPEAKER_07 41:06

That is wild. So I guess this is the first scene they filmed together. Let's see if there's any chemistry. Yeah, I mean that boy's got a back. Never seen a bad back on a dog.

SPEAKER_05 41:31

I'm not gonna lie, there's there's just nothing like this hanging out with a bo my bro, just watching watching some sex, you know?

SPEAKER_07 41:42

Damn.

SPEAKER_05 41:43

Did you imagine that'd be the first thing you have filmed with that guy? Yeah, I want you to rub your hands on me a little bit, but then go straight for the nipples.

SPEAKER_07 41:51

And then I'm gonna go, hmm. Here we go.

SPEAKER_06 42:05

I feel like that song is gonna trigger people.

SPEAKER_05 42:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 42:10

People love that song though.

SPEAKER_07 42:11

People love it.

SPEAKER_06 42:14

Town full of Manchurian candidates.

SPEAKER_05 42:17

He's like, whoa, honey, wait. Uh I'm an alcoholic and I've been drinking since 8 a.m. this morning when you haven't been noticing, so uh I can't do this now. I barely got it up the first time.

SPEAKER_07 42:31

He's just like the most like he's just you can't keep your hands off homie so hot. I'm 70. You're 21, right? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, is she listening to their noises?

SPEAKER_05 42:56

So apparently John Carpenter revealed in an interview with some guy for the book John Carpenter, The Prince of Darkness, that the original director for Halloween 3, Season of the Witch, was gonna be Joe Dante. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_06 43:08

Joe Dante?

SPEAKER_05 43:09

Yeah, he's um that one guy.

SPEAKER_07 43:13

He did obviously Gremlins. And like the howling.

unknown 43:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 43:19

That would have been a pretty dope. Man, my internet is like, I don't want to do this. What is it gonna do? What's she gonna do? She's gonna poke it. Oh come on, you know what it's gonna do.

SPEAKER_05 43:37

This is the part of the movie I was like, oh, I did not expect this from it. Why did she get lasered? I don't know. Why did it go straight to her mouth? Wow, it really cooked her, didn't it? It's gonna be real cool though. Whoa. Hell yeah. What is wrong with her face? This is what happens when you get lasered in the mouth. I guess. Holy shit. That's awesome.

SPEAKER_06 44:06

What? I don't know. Truly don't remember. The filled her mouth with bees.

SPEAKER_07 44:13

The bees. The bees. This is insane. Hey, who lasered me in there? This was my hoe, but now you killed her. Yep.

SPEAKER_05 44:28

So it I mean, I it really feels like this movie's like, I don't know, we'll just have people say a bunch of stuff, try to keep them interested as possible, but uh boy. Put that dumb truck away. Um, but then we'll just uh reel them back in with a crazy keel.

SPEAKER_06 44:47

Is that what happens when you tear the tag off your mattress that says do not remove?

SPEAKER_07 44:52

I feel like that's worth this. That's what it is. Whoa. Yep. Conspiracy.

SPEAKER_05 45:00

Yeah, these aren't normal. That's not an ambulance, is it? It's just the Shamrock's people. I think there's a Shamrock on the truck.

SPEAKER_06 45:08

The Shamrock body snatchers.

SPEAKER_02 45:11

Uh, don't worry, guys. Someone stole her face, so we're gonna take her to the people looking for faces. We got a few lost and fouled.

SPEAKER_01 45:24

Wait a second, we all came in that one car.

SPEAKER_06 45:26

Oh man, where how are they gonna be?

SPEAKER_07 45:28

I guess we gotta walk. He's always doing that. Shadow we think or she still alive? Well yeah, her toes are wiggling. Marvelous. Yeah, Miss Fire for sure.

SPEAKER_05 46:08

Should we should we walk a little further next time instead of saying that right next to them?

SPEAKER_06 46:13

Our product tags launch the bee into someone's mouth and burn their face off.

SPEAKER_05 46:18

I really truly do not remember the the hornet or bee or whatever.

SPEAKER_07 46:38

I love a good evil company, you know?

SPEAKER_06 46:42

So the like the umbrella company from Resonate Evil, I love all that shit.

SPEAKER_07 46:50

Yeah. The big corporate mass killers. Yeah, that's always because it's like almost because you know it's very cult-like.

Motel Intrigue And Laser Kill

SPEAKER_05 47:02

Very conspiracy theory. You know, we had like a entire Halloween season full of cult stuff. It's like, you know, that's like a classic thing. Like your company is like you're corporate culture is a cult. Yeah, that's what it is. They try to brainwash you. It is. One of my favorite things is so at Home Depot, I led, I was the um, I forgot what they call it, like garden had this thing where people would stay late at night to, you know, restock and stuff for uh the next day, and I was like in charge of it. Get this. Uh everybody that was around me just started maybe a couple months. Um and at the end of where I was doing this like overnight garden shit, um, they all revealed that they made 50 cents more than me. I've been there for seven years. And they they the way they got me to do this, like, oh yeah, we're gonna bump you up to$11. And I found out the people below me were making 50 cents more. But yeah, pissed off, and that's why I ended up quitting. So um and went to wherever now. And one thing is the we had to watch, you know, our training videos and shit. There's a microphone so they can hear everything they're saying. Um we watched this video and it was it was literally just a brainwashing video. Oh man. Uh wonderful. And it's like at the end of it, I was like, all right, everybody brainwashed and everybody's like, oh my gosh, we're thinking the same thing. I was like, Yeah, man, it's a corporation. This is what they do. Yes. That's why they call it a family. And you know, the only reason they like where that really became popular was because um it's actually for us millennials. Oh wow. Because it was I guess they realized that with millennials, by calling each other more like friends and family, that would be more acceptable, accepting. Um, because I guess we're a little bit more positive than maybe like the Gen Xers were. But um, guess what? Didn't fucking work long, guys. We all immediately hate it when you still treat us like shit. Yes. It's like we had our appreciation dinner Friday, right? Uh that was yeah, I was like, you know what? Actually, I'd rather not have appreciation dinner if I'm gonna have the three shittiest work days of my life because I've had a it's just like wow, this is maybe the most busy I've been in a long time. And uh constantly by myself doing something that takes three people.

SPEAKER_06 49:21

Great. They appreciate you so much that you deserve one hour off work and a meal. I know. And I mean, I do enjoy that one hour. It was great, but made me sleepy. Maybe give us maybe pay us a living wage.

SPEAKER_05 49:35

Yeah, you know, but they uh didn't give us uh they didn't give me any help for three straight days, so that was great.

SPEAKER_06 49:41

That was awesome.

SPEAKER_05 49:42

After two o'clock on Friday, it was just hell. People are like, are you talking about a movie or are you just talking about your work life? Sorry, guys. This is what it's like to be middle-aged and working at a place where you wish you became other things. And so you started a podcast instead. Yay. I've seen enough here.

SPEAKER_07 50:02

I gotta get out of here and bang this 18-year-old. Got to man. So yeah. Ah. That's what the people in the Winnebago is Chibaku. We all look the same. It's okay that mine's not movie quality. I love a great old white-haired villain. Nothing like it. Whoa. I'm getting free masks.

SPEAKER_06 50:58

Wow. There's only two more days to sell up.

SPEAKER_03 51:01

Isn't he the greatest boss ever? He'll just give you free stuff.

SPEAKER_07 51:08

Oh, he was not gonna ask them. No. Are they?

SPEAKER_06 51:13

Yeah, they're about to tour the facility where they make all this stuff. So they're supposed to be masks salespeople?

SPEAKER_07 51:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 51:19

Gotcha. Oh, they're because they're pretending no. Okay, never mind.

SPEAKER_05 51:23

Yeah, there's it's just essentially these masks are the most popular shit ever. They got a catchy jingle. And this is we're this is a world where people who make Halloween masks are uh just one of the most profitable businesses ever.

SPEAKER_07 51:37

Really doing it.

SPEAKER_05 51:43

I will say this, it just reminds me of uh face off the show. Show it's a fun little show. I know, it's the best. I loved watching them create like masks and creatures and stuff. And I just don't see how it's not coming back.

SPEAKER_06 51:55

I wish they would have gotten like let the special guest come in there and show them like tricks of the trade. Yeah. That would have been great.

SPEAKER_05 52:02

It's like we have all these like Halloween baking championship shows and like all these shows that are essentially just doing what FaceOff did, except with food and stuff. It's like, why can't we bring this shit back? Oh, that's pretty cool. I know it probably costs a ton of money to do, but and the industry is kind of failing, so you know. Thanks, CGI. Fuck everything. I hate everything.

SPEAKER_07 52:25

They take everything from me. Sticky toilet paper. This room is already killing me. The circus music and shit. Ugh. I like the bugs playing music.

SPEAKER_05 52:49

Love bug band next to the uh racist Native American toy. Ooh, yeah, I fucking I fucking love the jack-o'-lantern. That's my favorite. Nice bright and orange. Looks like a jack-o'-lantern.

SPEAKER_07 53:05

Hey, look over here.

SPEAKER_01 53:06

Sounds like Savistas to load. Hey, this is laser free. Hey, Adrian, put on this mask up, Veggie. You look like a fucking pumpkin. Oh, God. Hey, Polly, come over here, put this witch mask on.

SPEAKER_00 53:21

Come on, Rock. I don't want to do that. Come on, Polly. Oh, look, you look like a female witch. That's fucking crazy. Hey, who wants to hit me in the head if I voted to? And that's Mr. Mister's.

SPEAKER_06 53:33

Like fucking Rocky wakes up with a punch in the face. Right?

SPEAKER_05 53:38

Oh man, what would be a terrifying mask? Like a Rocky mask at the end of a fight. That'd be awesome. Oh, that would be cool. Man, I really can't find any like fun notes. I really just don't know this movie enough to know what's like an exciting place. Oh parts of this movie were filmed in Sierra Mondre, California, which is the side of many other horror movies. John Carpenter's Fog, The First Halloween, Halloween 2, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Psycho 2, Return of the Living Dead 2, and Bird Box. I love Bird Box. Bird Box is wild. Yeah, there's some parts. Like overall, I like the whole thing, but there's I like the idea. There's some elements where I was like some of the actors, yeah. I I don't really remember much about it, but it's like all the in-between scenes. It's kind of like this where it's like, oh, the kills are really cool, but all the in-between scenes is like and the pictures they drew. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 54:27

Yeah, the pictures. Did they make a sequel to that?

SPEAKER_05 54:33

Wasn't it just like in a different area? It's like bird box, but in like a title of a city.

SPEAKER_03 54:38

I think it was like in Mexico or somewhere. I can't remember.

SPEAKER_06 54:41

I haven't seen it. If they have. Yeah, these guys are killing me. Yeah, we just like dolls. Like the they're like mannequins.

SPEAKER_02 54:50

It's like they told us that they'll buy us suits, but we have to stand weird.

SPEAKER_07 54:54

I like how they're all like clones. You'll figure out about them in a second. There's a twist, I'm sure, coming. What's up, Doc? I don't think I'm gonna say any more notes. I'm just gonna. Yes. Sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. One just driving a forklift would be hilarious. This is my best forklift driving suit. Hey, don't fucking scream at him. Shit. He's like, dude, they're watching. Oh no. I mean, would it be that crazy that the car's there if they took her?

SPEAKER_05 55:44

If they took her to her facility, obviously they'd want the car to be there, right? But she wasn't Well, I guess this is a factory. This isn't the well, no, I mean that's uh that's the girl that got shot with the mouth laser. It's a car. Oh. She's like, hey, the car's there. And while I'm like, they took her body. I mean, they figured they'd take her car too, right? Gotcha. It's time for the Marines. There's a few guys in some suits.

SPEAKER_06 56:09

Escalated quickly. I don't know. Those guys are pretty weird.

SPEAKER_05 56:12

He's like, I don't know, maybe just call the police. You back up.

SPEAKER_06 56:15

The police are probably in on it too.

SPEAKER_05 56:17

Right? Like, what are you gonna call the local police? It's an Irish policeman?

SPEAKER_07 56:21

Yeah, call the outside police. What is this? New York? The oh, look at Snakey's sleeping. He's like, damn, where's Michael Myers if he ain't in it?

SPEAKER_05 56:35

I'm sleeping.

Factory Tour And Cochrane’s Smile

SPEAKER_06 56:38

TV ladden dance. So is it supposed to be like Michael Myers' mask is made of what made him evil? No. No, this has nothing to do with Michael Myers.

SPEAKER_07 56:47

In this universe, Halloween was a movie. Uh gotcha.

SPEAKER_08 56:57

Halloween. Halloween. Halloween.

SPEAKER_06 57:03

They had a lot of products not delivered.

SPEAKER_05 57:06

Yep. They're still making it.

SPEAKER_06 57:09

I mean, honestly, I'd buy Halloween masks all year round. If they look that good. If they were good and buying in the off-season, save some money. I will say masks always kind of suck, though. Right? I don't really wear a lot of masks.

SPEAKER_05 57:21

Always usually just go as like some sort of uh movie character. I feel like I'd get sweaty. I think the last one I dressed up as, I think was we were me and my wife were Wayne and Garth. She was Wayne, I was Garth. The year before that, we went as uh I was Matthew McConaughey from Days and Confused, and she was I can't remember the her character's name. I'll have to look it up. Is it the red haired girl? No, she was a guy. She's like, Chicculator, that guy. Oh yeah. So was it Slater? No, it wasn't Slater. Days and Confused. It was a really good costume. I should cut it. It was it's probably my favorite I've ever done over there.

SPEAKER_07 57:56

That is really cool. That's a good movie. Mm-hmm. Yeah, we're gonna have to do it. Yeah. We did like a whole photo shoot. Yeah, we recreated this picture. Nice.

SPEAKER_05 58:16

That's so good. That's awesome. It's a picture where they're in the car. Matthew Kanahay's in the car, and you got the guy with the backwards uh the stoner man. Yeah, whatever hat that is.

SPEAKER_00 58:27

I've got a run after this car.

SPEAKER_07 58:31

He's got some investigating to do. Oops. You got it, man. They didn't see you. Dang, nice pull in. I completely missed that whole scene. I have no idea what they're doing. Oh, they stole her.

SPEAKER_06 58:52

You ever done something cool like that on accident and you just like have to sit there with it for a second?

SPEAKER_05 58:57

I did some pretty cool maneuvers uh not hitting a deer the other night. Nice. I was like, hell yeah. It stressed me the fuck out, but I was like, hell yeah. That was already a bad day. And I was finally getting over it and then uh going 60 miles per hour, almost hitting a deer. And I was like, fuck it. Yeah, that's terrifying. I don't want to kill a deer. No, that sucks. Not only do I not want my car to be messed up, I also don't want to kill deers, which I think are like amazing creatures. Yeah, don't you have to eat them if you hit them with your car? Isn't that a rule?

SPEAKER_06 59:29

I think my I fed it to my car afterwards.

SPEAKER_08 59:33

Thanks. I prefer gas, but this will work.

SPEAKER_06 59:35

Could you imagine having a Pac-Man car? That would be amazing. Except when there's ghosts around.

SPEAKER_05 59:42

Then you gotta feed your car some cherries or something to ghost. Eat the ghost. Guys, these are called bits. They're good. This movie loves a good run and hide. It is like all this movie has been doing.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:00

It's like you'd think character run hide car drives by. And there's so many cameras, but I mean, I guess the cameras can't see shit at night as we have.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:09

You don't think they could see? You didn't think those great night vision was working?

SPEAKER_06 1:00:12

The grainy black and white, yeah. You could just see something moving, maybe.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:18

I should have switched chairs. This chair is not as comfortable to sit on for nearly three and a half hours. Yeah, but I'm gonna be like Hank Hill. I'm gonna have to wear a pillow everywhere I go. My pillow. Re-watching King of the Hill, I completely forgot that they talked about his narrow ureth so much. Yeah. You got a narrow Eurythy? That uh that is a bit they bring up like every other episode. And it's great. Really funny.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:49

That's a private matter. Oh, Hank.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:00

I wish I could make little toys like that. Those are cool. I know.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:03

Ooh, some nice mask in the back. Ooh, we got a little Frankenstein?

SPEAKER_06 1:01:07

Yeah, there's like a swan monster.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:12

One that was like red. I guess that was a demon mask. Come on, dude. The loudest camera yet coming in.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:22

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it probably saw you, but that's okay. Yeah. Could you imagine Hank Hill trying to sneak it?

SPEAKER_07 1:01:31

Sam Hell Damn Californians? Take me back to Texas. Alright, let's see what this is gonna be.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:46

What's gonna come out of this door? It's a creaky door. There's a lady knitting.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:53

Oh, I thought it was like an orangutan.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:56

Alright, there's gotta be something wrong with her face. It's kind of shadowed. Oh, it's definitely not a real face, right?

SPEAKER_06 1:02:04

This looks like a She looks like a sweet old woman. Oh god. That's great.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:13

Nice. Hell yeah. But why? I mean, that's a good idea if like you want to. Ooh. Scary, man.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:24

It's like, yeah, uh I gotta I got a lot of sweaters to knit. I better create a robot. Yeah, robot slaves. That's where uh AI should be going. I think this is where we get the reveal of what these people in the suits are what their whole vibe is.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:38

They're clockwork. Like the lady.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:41

Hey, we we watch Rocky. We know we just get hit in the face a lot and then we win in the end. Damn it, these boxes are empty, filled with peanuts.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:52

I'd buy that if we damn it, I'm gonna punch you hard. God.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:02

Yes. Yeah, there's mouth was full of eggs.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:06

Human. There, humanoid robot.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:13

Punch through his stomach.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:14

I don't know. Like, damn. You like he was going into that fight and saying, I'm gonna kill this man. Was he gonna rip out his gut? I think he was just like, I'm gonna punch him as hard as possible in the stomach till my hand goes through.

SPEAKER_07 1:03:27

Like, this is why I never cut my fingernails. He killed my mother. Kiss her on the mouth. Rare Pete. Well, it's not his fault, you know, that the fact that, you know, all he did was touch it and it pretty much just fell apart. You're telling me you didn't notice him. He knows everything about him. Do you got a rag for my hand? Yeah, that would be nice. Oh, he had his own rag. It looks like his boxers, like his pants are slacking, like falling down on his boxers or coming out.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:25

Did you notice he was looking at the camera while he's talking? Uh-uh.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:28

Like looked at the oh, Halloween tomorrow. Looked at the camera. Fine. Yeah. That was the first. Broke my sex doll.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:41

Yeah, that was the first one to get a new one.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:45

It's like it was nice, but all the chains got wrapped around the bees. Hollow weed. I can't remember if the song's like, it is now a Halloween.

SPEAKER_07 1:04:56

I don't know how they do the song. Yeah. Yeah. I just told him to walk him around.

unknown 1:05:11

Damn.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:12

That's how you forgot where he was going for a second.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:15

That's how you know he's a villain. He really enjoys dementia. He needs a handler, everybody. It's like, damn it, it's Joe Biden.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:24

What we make again? Mask. I'd wear an Obama mask. Probably look weird on me.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:32

I don't think we're allowed to wear Obama's masks as white people.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:35

There's something. Something there.

SPEAKER_05 1:05:37

It feels like some sort of cancelization there.

SPEAKER_07 1:05:44

Automation sneezes. Yeah, they're very believable, except for the fact that they stand around like robots. And move like robots. And act like robots. And they're full of egg guilt. Alright, here's we're coming to where the villain reveals his whole plot. Yay! That's what you do right before he kills someone. Ancient technology.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:18

Ancient technology I'm assuming Stonehenge is gonna come into play here.

SPEAKER_07 1:06:22

What? Stonehenge. That's why they showed us Stonehenge at the beginning. Oh, is it like it's like a monolith?

SPEAKER_05 1:06:35

Yeah, it's one of the it's one of the little stones, I guess. Yes, we hooked our computers to the stone. Super great. Now we're just staring at blinking lights. Sir, we have a new blink.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:48

It's like s severed. Isn't that what it's called?

SPEAKER_05 1:06:53

Severed.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:54

The show. Severance? Severance. Yeah. Their job is just completely wild, like you don't understand what they're doing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:01

And then we find out, and it's like, oh well, that's kind of what I figured it was. Yeah, I didn't like the ending to the show. I didn't. Like when them running through the halls. I really liked that part.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:12

It was kind of sappy for me, I guess.

unknown 1:07:17

I know.

SPEAKER_07 1:07:17

I wonder if it's a good idea. The whole second season, I was kind of like, this needs to do something.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:22

I was really hoping something would happen, like we'd see the company follow through with their plan. Yeah. At least a little.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:28

It just felt like they were like, all right, we're gonna do this for this episode, and then we're never gonna talk about it. Yeah. Or then, hey, we're doing this, but don't worry, we're gonna completely just be like, actually, we're doing something else next. And I'm like, what are we doing?

SPEAKER_07 1:07:40

I just wanted to know what the fucking master plan was. Something to do with water? Tell them. Alright, he's gonna show us what the fuck is.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:53

I think they were putting because they made their own drugs, so maybe they were gonna fill all the water with.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:57

They made what elixirs or whatever or whatever that guy was healthy.

SPEAKER_07 1:08:02

Alright, that's I think Well, we tied her up to a metal table. Are they gonna make her into a builder bear? You killed her? Yeah, yeah, here we go, baby.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:36

This part rules, Jason. Can't wait. This part's gonna be fucking right. Oh no, there's kids involved. Let's go. Let's go. This part rules. Love this part. She put perfume on to sit on a couch. She smells nice.

SPEAKER_06 1:08:53

She's wearing, it looks like she's got glitter, like body glitter.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:56

This guy sold all these masks for you, and you're about to do this to him.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:01

So this is his reward for being the best seller.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:04

Well, I guess the reward was he used to like walk through, and now he's like gonna like test something for him. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_07 1:09:12

They have no idea what's going on, so. They lock him in there too. No. Like, mom, shut the fuck up. Come on. Yeah, so he's just supposed to be doing some commercial shit. Work ahead, dude. You got 365 days.

SPEAKER_05 1:09:47

Is that what they have to do? Like, when do you think like Spirit Halloween starts thinking about the next year? You think it's immediately. Really? Yeah. They're only out for like a month and a half. Here we go, baby. Silly not too. Oh, this is so exciting. Yeah. This is the part I remember the most.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:02

Turn on the light bright, let's go.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:04

Here we go. It's time.

unknown 1:10:17

Oh.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:17

Yeah, here we go. Just gonna mind control it. It's the pumpkin from the beginning. Watch the magic pumpkin. Kill your family. Kill your family. Kill your family. Yeah, well. Here we go. Classic. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:55

It looks like a real pumpkin.

SPEAKER_07 1:10:57

Melting. Become a pumpkin boy. I am pumpkin. Ooh, gross. So good. And now there's bugs. Yes.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:12

Yeah. Crickets. That's what all kids are filled with. So some like put like wasps and hormons in you, other put crickets. That's awesome. What is happening? This is what they wanted. I guess they just wanted Hell yeah. Snakes. Well, since I'm assuming this is like kind of old magic, so it's like it puts snakes in you.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:35

That's cool. And worms. Kid's dead, right? Now there's yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:42

No. He looks seems fine to me. Rattlesnake crawling out of his mouth. That's incredible.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:49

Okay, I'm a snake. I mean just like act like a human and don't do this.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:02

It's like what happened to the wife? Girls will get bit and they're also gonna die that quickly.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:08

I mean. Now the crickets, they might get you. Rattlesnake poison does to you. I can't remember if it's a I don't think it's a neurotoxin. It might be the one that sl stops your heart or like slows your heart. I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:21

I know you got like you just only you only have like hours to get away. You don't immediately die.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:27

So yeah, that's the that's their big plan.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:29

Yes, I love it.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:31

More.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:34

We'll have to hear about why this is like their plan. Hell yeah. Oh no, but it's rad. Makes no sense. But you know, that's fine.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:41

Not yet, but I mean we are also talking during the whole thing.

SPEAKER_06 1:12:44

And you get a free pet snake. Yeah. Oh man, these girls they went to a football game. My daughter's football game, and these two girls were holding snakes. Like they had brought their own ball pythons to the game. Nice.

SPEAKER_01 1:12:59

Halloween.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:00

Halloween. Halloween. Halloween.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:05

Shamrock.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:07

So good. Dayton, Ohio. Yeah, witch pumpkin. So they're gonna kill all the kids.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:19

Nebraska. I'd be like, if I lived in Nebraska, I'd be like, yeah, I'm tired of looking at corn. Just go ahead and mask me.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:24

It'd be tough to ride a bicycle and wear a mask, too.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:30

What was that one guy dressed up?

SPEAKER_05 1:13:33

Yes, the classic shot of Los Angeles, where everybody has to be on that same little in the hills where it looks out over it.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:42

Those kids are walking literally in a desert at that point. I'm assuming the only reason they showed the classic LA section instead of and in the other areas showed no sort of like popular landmark is because they only filmed in one location. Did not have the budget to go there. It's like, how do you say it's Seattle and you don't show us the needle?

SPEAKER_06 1:14:09

Just put a big picture of Seattle and walk in front of it? Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:12

It's like I'm sure this is a different angle of Los Angeles.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:15

Or maybe it's like the ET ride at Disney with all the lights down at the bottom. Oh, you mean universal? Yeah, universal. Yeah. That's still one of my favorite rides. That was crazy. I like the old little mincher town.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:27

I just want to do I want to do mushrooms.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:29

Yeah, that'd be good. Go on that ride. Like a toad. Just be like, I'm going actually, I'm going around again. Yeah, mushroom trips can last like eight hours. So you have a lot to do.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:41

It's like that'd probably be the only ride to do mushrooms on. It's because it's not really like scary and it's just well, it's scary if you find all the insane shit that you're looking at scary.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:50

I'd want to go to uh Animal Kingdom at night in the Avatar area because everything's glowed up.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:58

Glowed up, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:58

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:59

Glowed up.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:01

I really want to go to Disney. It's just the parks are too big, it's too expensive, and Universal fucking rules, and it's not nearly as expensive. That's true.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:11

The food's better in Disney. I will say that.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:14

We only really ate at the um the Harry Potter places. There was a couple of places outside of the theme parks that, you know, they have like that chocolate factory restaurant at Universal. That was really good. They had really good mashed potatoes. Cool. At a chocolate place. That's what I'm saying. Well, we also had they also had like a bunch of milkshakes. We got some there too. Oh, so full. But yeah, mostly what I remember from that meal was just the delicious garlic.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:44

That's how mashed potatoes. Best food I've ever tasted was at Disney World.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:48

Getting so hungry right now. Jesus Christ. The coffee has left my body, and now I'm just left with jitters and hunger.

SPEAKER_07 1:15:59

Oh yeah, I gotta I got something.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:01

He's gonna screw this flip. I'm gonna drill you.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:03

I'm gonna drill you hard. What's she doing? She's just finding out this that the uh man that burned himself alive is made of pieces.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:17

He's a robot. Hello, yes. Give me the sheriff. I have a robot.

SPEAKER_05 1:16:24

I have a robot. I mean, realistically, you didn't have to kill her, you could just be like, the sheriff would be like, obviously, this person was a robot. He had some mechanical things in his car. Like, we don't believe you, lady. No, not in the ear. Hell yeah. Just reminds me of that um This name from that sniper movie? The uh family guy episode where uh it's all about like safe sex and yeah, Christians don't don't don't want to talk about in school, so they start doing absent sex and it's in the ear. That is what drilling in ear makes me think of, so but Peter, we're married already.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:02

Peta. I can't I can't be the lowest. It turns on the lights and he's in her ear.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:10

Peter, what are you doing? Peda. The horathon? Call it.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:21

That's that's really what we're calling it.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:26

Sometimes I watch a horathon too. Got those bitches. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:36

I wonder if this is like at all fun to listen to as Talk Third. I remember I listened to the first one along with the movie, but I knew that I knew you know that first Halloween movie I knew really well, and I also knew the second one really well. This mean this one me not knowing like any oh wait, here we go.

SPEAKER_07 1:17:59

This is explaining the plot. Yeah. Because they bring it up in the other two, too. Witchcraft. Yay. Yeah, that's what it is. Which is why it's kind of cool, but I'm saying I am enjoying it a lot more this go-round than I did the first time. Like, no, I want the I want the jack-lettered wood.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:03

Don't put this wood up, baby.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:05

I I do like it when which like pagan stuff ends up being real. Yeah. Like in the house in the cabin in the woods. Yeah. That kind of thing.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:14

Like hereditary and yeah. Well, I guess we don't know if Wicker Man was real or not, but the ritual. I mean, well, that was more Norse. Yeah, but that's still pretty badass. So yeah, essentially they're just like, hey, you know, like uh Halloween's our shit. Don't take our shit. And now we're watching Halloween. Uh what? Yeah. What torture? Hey. I'm so excited. Friday, I can't wait to watch Halloween. I think that might be like the movie I watch. I uh eat breakfast. This one?

SPEAKER_06 1:19:44

The first one?

SPEAKER_05 1:19:44

Yeah. I watch it every Halloween. Kind of gotta. I wonder, I need to pick one for our kids to watch. Paranorman. You ever seen that? Oh, they'll love it. I love that movie. It's like the best kids' horror movie. Cool. It's um what about the haunted mansion? That one's alright. Like the newest one?

SPEAKER_06 1:20:04

I guess.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:04

Or the Eddie Murphy one.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:06

Eddie Murphy.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:07

I did like the Eddie Murphy one. I didn't know. I didn't. I don't think I ever actually watched it. No, but Paranorman, it's like um, it's almost like Corline animation and stuff like that. So yeah. Corline, that's also a good one. That one creeps me out. The button eyes. Might be a little too uh too much for your young daughter. I don't know. Maybe, maybe. It's got that cool ass fucking cat.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:29

Ooh. There's a lot of cool stuff in that movie. I love that animation.

Test Chamber: Pumpkin Broadcast Kill

SPEAKER_05 1:20:34

I know, and I heard it was like actually one of the really good um like 3D movies that was like actually worth watching in 3D, and I'm bummed out I didn't get the.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:42

You know, Neil Gaiman wrote that book.

SPEAKER_05 1:20:45

Really? I did not know that. I thought that was uh I just assumed it was um the guy that like rolled all.

SPEAKER_07 1:20:53

I just assumed he did it. But I actually don't know anything about Coreline. Cochrane. How did he even get the glass? I hate this mask.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:12

This was my least of the favorite mask. They could have got me a better one. No, did you see that? He just threw it on the fucking camera.

SPEAKER_07 1:21:23

I just think couldn't even throw a frisbee that high from that angle.

unknown 1:21:34

Uh-oh.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:35

Yeah, y'all should have probably uh I don't know, put somebody in there watching him. It's classic. I mean, this is just becoming like James Bond level. Like, oh. Do you have any gadgets? I mean, I guess if he well, he he's well, he doesn't have any gadgets now, but like, just in terms of the villain, we're gonna leave you in this room alone and not watch you. You have an hour and a half till we're you're gonna die and no one's gonna watch you. Man, it must have been nice back in the day when they made every vent big enough for you to go through. Yeah, every vent is traversable. This giant ass man. Have you ever seen a vent that big that you could just walk through? Yeah, man. Is that real? I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:22

Big industrial places? You can crawl through those.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:25

I wonder if at our job we could do this.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:27

I bet we could. I don't know if the wires that are holding those up would hold us up.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:35

Man, I just realized, you know what like the nice thing about doing the commentaries is essentially I have to do no editing. It's so great. Yeah. Just press start.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:42

I'm just gonna you've been doing good with editing. I've been listening to a few of our episodes.

SPEAKER_05 1:22:47

Oh, you listen. I quit listening. I was like, I can't keep hearing us. I can't say it. Do the podcast, immediately listen to us after we do the podcast, and then listen to us again. I'm like, especially ever since I stopped uh, you know, advertising on social media. I was just like, that was mainly the reason I was listening, so I could find the best clips. Nice. Though I occasionally go back and listen to some of the old episodes, see how bad we sound. It's crazy. That's when I was like, oh, we're gonna have to redo some of these because some of these we're just like did not know what we were doing. Good thing these cameras move slow. They didn't have wide lens cameras. I couldn't make this movie now. I mean because they're they could put like ring doorbell cameras everywhere. Oh man, I bet that is gonna be in movies, like horror movies.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:39

Yeah, well uh they use that in weapons. Really? Yeah. Nice. What's like that movie where he's uh the guy is getting the AI called him and like making him do all these things, and it has cameras all over the city and makes him like he's like running from the police.

SPEAKER_05 1:23:58

Oh. Uh I don't I don't know it off the top of my head. It's almost kind of like uh It's like Jake Gyllenhaal or something. No, it's not him, but uh what my it's almost like minority report.

SPEAKER_07 1:24:12

They just have cameras everywhere.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:15

That was a cool movie. The AI is like just get your car to this speed and you can run this red light and you'll make it, even though there's cars going back and forth through it. It's like I already did the math, the time exactly where he needs to go to live through that experience. Really? That's awesome. Get away from the police. God, what is that?

SPEAKER_07 1:24:38

They're like, we don't know who that is. I'm not drunk.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:49

Said that before.

SPEAKER_05 1:24:51

This is why you can't be an alcoholic. No one will ever believe you. Linda, Linda, listen. It's like that video of that kid. Linda listen.

SPEAKER_07 1:25:02

Listen, you slept with that teenager.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:10

That's why you can't be a cheating alcoholic. It all comes back and bites you in the butt. Yeah, because he just left the house. Yeah, he's like, I'm gonna go. He's been gone for a while. I'm gonna go do this. And then as soon as I get to the motel, I'm kissing a girl that isn't my wife.

SPEAKER_07 1:25:26

I mean why is she wearing cowboy boots? It's like this movie just feels like definitely more it feels sci-fi, but it's like not sci-fi. So weird. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:48

Lo fi? Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:25:50

Lo sci-fi.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:53

Because there's gonna be a little bit more sci-fi stuff coming up soon. I think that's why it's just like, eh, you know, it's fine.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:01

I do love a nice dark facility.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:04

And there's just there's like with this one, it's just not scary. Yeah. I mean, the deaths are cool. And I mean, neither really are like any of the Michael Myers movies really that scary outside of like the first one.

SPEAKER_07 1:26:16

I don't know. Most horror movies aren't scary to me anyway. So oh yeah, I forgot.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:22

We have that uh that random moving cart. No one will notice this. This giant cart with colorful mask on moving. It's like I think you'd had a better chance of just walking by them if you walked as stiff as possible. Be like, we're actually animatronics. I mean, I guess technically they're just like, well, what if we had a bunch of Michael Myers that had no mask on, but they walk like Michael Myers? Oh, yeah. They just man hit like I mean, that's essentially his mannerisms. All they did is like, hey, this guy walks like all these random robots walk like Michael Myers.

SPEAKER_07 1:26:59

All these pagan robots, damn it.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:07

It's just like there's this video game called Inside. Um it's like you're a kid in the world. Oh, yeah, I've seen that. It's so cool.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:15

Like the darkness, yeah, because you don't even really see your character, it's almost or am I thinking of limbo? I've watched Limbo's the black and white one. Yeah, that's the one I was thinking of, but yeah, I have seen Inside, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:25

I love Inside.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:26

That's the one with the ball? Or is that limbo?

SPEAKER_06 1:27:28

Yeah, the fun ball at the end.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:27:30

And it's just like, oh this is a bummer book. I've loved it so much. I need to play that.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:36

I should get on my Steam Deck.

SPEAKER_07 1:27:38

You should. It's only like it takes like three hours to be there. That little thing spinning doesn't look real.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:51

Oh my gosh, get on with it. Jesus. Yeah. This is what kills me about this movie. It's like, let's just fucking go. Too much sneakies. Yeah, it's like there's too much men running around looking at stuff. Like, just let them get to a place, do your business, let's go.

SPEAKER_06 1:28:07

Do some rock business.

SPEAKER_05 1:28:10

So they're putting chip pieces of that stone into these. Yeah, and then it like triggers, and then everybody gets gooed up and bugged up. They get they have snakes in them. It's really not the best plan. It is fun though. I'm gonna press random buttons.

SPEAKER_06 1:28:27

I'm pressing random buttons. Yeah, you can't know what those are doing.

SPEAKER_07 1:28:32

Yeah, just push them all, dude. I fucked up your TV, so I'm out of here. I don't know. I guess. Oh, did he just kill everyone?

SPEAKER_06 1:28:52

I think that's what the idea is gonna be. Are they gonna drop masks onto them? Yes, please. Oh.

SPEAKER_05 1:29:06

What? He's dropping the chips, which caused all the destruction.

SPEAKER_06 1:29:10

Okay. That's yeah.

Escape, Sabotage, And Meltdown

SPEAKER_05 1:29:12

This is happening, man. This is all I can say is like this is happening right now. Why? Wow. I mean, obviously, well, we saw that if you just slightly touch it with like a pen, they all explode. So yeah, they're not made well. It's just like, what are we doing here? What is this? What's happening? That's great. I would actually really love to hear from audience like what is it about this movie that people love? Because it's just not something I don't know. I don't really get it. It's just too much nonsense. It is a lot. Friday. It's like there's a lot of great ideas. I mean, the mask, like this whole like we're using technology to convert like all this pagan power, like old like Celtic power and stuff like that. Like, that's really cool. It's like, but what is brick, is brick. Here we go. What?

SPEAKER_07 1:30:02

Yep. What? Just shit happening, man. This guy is killing me. Oh, you silly bulls. You silly kids.

SPEAKER_06 1:30:17

Let me clap at you. I'm clapping. It's a golf clap.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:21

Well, we're just gonna jog out of here. Don't worry.

SPEAKER_06 1:30:23

You'll see five minutes of it. Run away from the weird light.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:28

Yes! Like, I don't know. It's just happening. I don't know. I must have missed something while talking. Yeah. Hell yeah. And Dowie disappeared. He is the rock now. And now it's exploding.

SPEAKER_07 1:30:42

They saved Halloween. Somehow. Man. See. Yep.

unknown 1:30:51

Yep.

SPEAKER_07 1:30:52

It's red. There's stuff happening. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:30:54

It's just like evil. Here's the thing. It's just like I don't want them to win. I want everybody to get mushy headed. I don't know. I want to see what happens. I want it to be a bummer ending, which I think it I can't remember.

SPEAKER_07 1:31:09

It might still be.

SPEAKER_05 1:31:21

Don't ask questions. Hurry hunk it. I was gonna say, I mean, if it's all still programmed, but I mean I guess they blew up the thing.

SPEAKER_07 1:31:33

Ghostbusters. She looks like she could be like a zombie.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:38

Ghostbusters exist in this world. Yeah. Yeah, they robotified her.

SPEAKER_01 1:31:46

Can I still have sex with you?

SPEAKER_06 1:31:52

She's just gonna squish his face. Oh, oui.

SPEAKER_05 1:31:56

Pull out his nose, bro.

SPEAKER_06 1:31:57

Hit the brakes, my dude.

SPEAKER_05 1:31:59

Like no. Well, I mean, technically, this would be the way to damn. He experienced no whiplash.

SPEAKER_07 1:32:04

I guess he had a C build on. Damn it, my trunk came open. There's a hand at that door. See it? There's a hand on the door. Alright, are we gonna spend it? Because he's gonna Yeah. Arm came off.

SPEAKER_06 1:32:28

Oh her arm came off. Nice. Damn it, that was your How was she robotified?

SPEAKER_01 1:32:32

That's that was your jerk off hand.

SPEAKER_07 1:32:37

That was my favorite hand. Yeah, beat her to death.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:44

Kill the robot. I didn't even have to get drunk to beat the woman.

SPEAKER_07 1:32:48

Oh no. Shrimp is her arm. Yes. Yeah. This is crazy. We killed her. I don't think so.

SPEAKER_06 1:33:10

Because you can't just turn a human into a robot. Hell yeah. That's cool.

SPEAKER_05 1:33:16

It's like, dang, my boat kind of looks good from here, saying I mean, I feel like the arm's gonna come get her right.

SPEAKER_06 1:33:24

Yeah, you're keeping that one. Yeah, keep it. Hell yeah. It's like a it's a stranger.

SPEAKER_05 1:33:30

Oh my gosh. Oh no. It's like I gotta get out of my car to get I mean, just throw her hand away. There's no there's no physical power that hand can have. You're holding it then.

SPEAKER_06 1:33:40

It's not even squeezing going out. It's like this is so easy to just throw that arm away. It's hard to get rid of your favorite things.

SPEAKER_05 1:33:50

Man, this TV we're watching non-suck. Can't believe this is what I watch most movies on in college.

SPEAKER_07 1:33:56

It's like it does not show like shadows in darkness very well. It could also be the old movie.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:06

I know. I always had problems with this. Like whenever if it was super dark in some scenes, it'd be blue. Oh wow. I was like, I the other one. Oh my gosh. Just end with this. Come on, run her over. Ooh, wait, hold on a second. Not so fast. It's like, well, we knocked your head off. I can use the body from the body.

SPEAKER_07 1:34:28

Ties his shoelaces together. It's a good trip. Runs trips since his head dies. You know what?

SPEAKER_05 1:34:38

I it'd actually be kind of funny if it if another part of our body came out. He'd be like, all right, now this is a bit. Now I'm into it. Just a leg hopping on its own. Just like won't stop. Like he keeps getting jump scared by it over and over and over.

SPEAKER_03 1:34:52

Hey, it's this guy.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:54

Like, I hope no white man comes running up to me screaming about silver samurai.

SPEAKER_06 1:34:59

No, it's the second time this week.

SPEAKER_07 1:35:03

Crazy white people. He's like, God dang it, dude.

SPEAKER_05 1:35:07

Like, I shouldn't, I shouldn't have set up shop in California. This is what happened.

SPEAKER_00 1:35:11

Halloween, Halloween.

SPEAKER_07 1:35:16

Snakes are gonna cry all out of your mouth. No, I missed trick-or-treating. Too bad they ruined it.

SPEAKER_05 1:35:34

By never doing it on Halloween anymore. No, kids. Right away. No, look at it. You're gonna have snakes in your mouth. Yeah.

Robot Twist And Desert Fight

SPEAKER_07 1:35:45

It'd be kind of great if a frog jumped out of one person's mouth and he's like, three straight movies, we do this. Okay. Oh like what? He I guess he called someone and they're cutting it off air. I don't know. Trying to. The current third commercial. Oh well, I guess it is all kind of local shit. I mean like are you calling all of a national media? It's the president. Let's go. That's it.

unknown 1:36:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 1:36:32

So Jason, what did you think of Halloween 3?

SPEAKER_06 1:36:36

That was nuts. That was uh interesting.

SPEAKER_05 1:36:39

Yeah, definitely, definitely an interesting flick, but uh watched it. You know, it's just uh I don't know, man. It's uh cool take. Yeah. On the Halloween, just a lot of a lot of nonsense. It is a lot of nonsense. Way too much just men running around hiding slash looking for things. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:00

But that's Halloween three, baby.

SPEAKER_05 1:37:04

I hope everybody has a nice, safe Halloween. If you love this movie and aren't enthused by the fact that we're not super into it, that's okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:37:12

It's Halloween. Eat some candy. Drinks, drink some blood, you know, just not ours.

SPEAKER_05 1:37:18

And um be careful with those Halloween commercials.

SPEAKER_06 1:37:21

It's spooky.

SPEAKER_07 1:37:23

But yeah, um, what's your favorite part?

SPEAKER_06 1:37:27

I don't really know. I kind of the laser mouth. Laser mouth is cool.

SPEAKER_05 1:37:31

It's rad. Yeah, and like her face after that. Yes. Mine's definitely all the little little mask. I love masks. I like the the kill squad of the dolls.

SPEAKER_06 1:37:41

Yeah. The robots.

SPEAKER_05 1:37:42

It's like what's frustrating is like the picture for this. You got that rad little guy in the background and like the kids walking with their masks and like silhouette and nothing to do with the never never reached that level cool for me. I know. But I do love the mask. Uh, I do wish that since the commercial still aired, that we got to see like everybody's homes and stuff. Yeah. I kind of wish they'd redo this. I bet they could do it. This would be a fun one to redo. Yeah. Get Ari Aster on the scene to do or they just make it lame.

SPEAKER_06 1:38:12

You know, because they've remade other Halloween, right? Someone has. They've made all the Halloween. I mean, like re like remaster them or read reshotes. Uh well, they didn't reshot.

SPEAKER_05 1:38:23

I mean, they've just kind of, you know, like with the new the 2018 Halloween, it's actually a sequel to the very first Halloween. Gotcha. Halloween H2O is also a sequel to the first Halloween. Just make a sequel to this. Yeah, or just read it. Just make it better. Yeah. Just be like, what was the outcome of everybody's heads getting squishied? Fuck yeah, man. Uh guys, I hope you enjoyed this commentary. Sorry if we were a little bit low energy on it. I don't know. I haven't seen enough. I probably definitely should have gone back and rewatched it, but I hope it was fun. I feel like we had fun. I feel like it was fun. We said some fun stuff. Um, but yeah, hey, uh tell us what you think about the movie in our comments or the fan mail, wherever you want to talk to us at. Uh running out of words to say. Um, but yeah, there's a link in the description. It's called send some fan mail. You can click that. If that doesn't work in whatever platform you're watching, at the very bottom of the description, there's our email, which is we recommend mailbag at gmail.com. Um, yeah, I'd like to thank Joey Prosser for intro and outro um music. This is if all I want X at uh Mr. Joey Prosser.

SPEAKER_03 1:39:37

And this has been the We Recommend Podcast. I've been Jesse.

SPEAKER_04 1:39:40

I've been Jason. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween.