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Ep. 20: Asked A Megachurch Pastor About Private Jets at Church and Got Escorted Out By 4 Security Guards.
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You will not believe the absolute circus I walked into today.
I’m standing in a mega-church that costs $12.5 million a year to run, complete with a full production stage, smoke machines, and a sound system that could wake the dead.
And they have the audacity to tell me they need donations for Mission work.
So Heaven's Problem's Child started stirring it up.
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SPEAKER_02Welcome to the Forty Chess Podcast. Guys, we are rolling with material. It just comes in so fast.
SPEAKER_03I almost got a rest in again today. So we're gonna tell that story. Holy goodness, dude. At church. At church. It's my friend Bob.
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The Case Against Mega Church Wealth
Ghost Mode In The Sanctuary
Following The Pastor Past Security
Fear Hits And A Lesson Lands
Claiming The Holy Ghost Role
Why Don’t You Believe Me
SPEAKER_03It's a good song. It's called Work. We're doing work here on the 40 Chess Podcast. Thank you for joining today. Happy Sunday. Hope everybody worships Jesus. Pretty good there. I got some funny stuff going on with Jesus. And I need a producer so it gets like a really quick render. So before we get going, man, I got some stories for you. Holy goodness, I got stories today. Let my words reach. Everybody in the way, make sure they understand that they can ask for forgiveness. But also let them understand that ignorance of the law is no excuse. In the name of the one light. The Creator. It is right-hand argument. Amen. I love the big guy. What do we want to go with today? I feel a little bit of science. Nine sixty-three plus eight fifty-two plus six thirty-nine. That's my favorite one. This one makes me think like really sort of like nerdy. I don't know where to start. The argument today is that the for-prophet megachurch, the megachurch down the street from me, is who I'm talking to. He knows who he is too. I met I was I talked to the pastor right afterwards, like I always do. And I was escorted out by a team of security guys because I asked questions about private planes. That's a true story. So the argument today is the for-profit megachurch is the biggest spiritual scam since Ra's slave pyramid, and anybody who still defends million-dollar budgets,$12.5 million budgets, tithing pressure in the enemy that's out there, while Jesus flipped tables on the money changers, is calling the creator a cosmic pimp who needs cash registers and stage lights to save souls. That's the argument tonight. Turn it down just a little bit. There we go. God's wrath is already snapping the wave back hard on these budget-obsessed buildings companies. They call them churches. I call them companies. And they're about to look like the dumbest, most hypocritical frauds in human history behind the Vatican. Guys, you know what I'm doing this week? I'm going to Holy Week. Should I go back to the same church I bashed the other day? I probably shouldn't have said the name a lot. But I'm gonna go to a Catholic church. I'm gonna do Holy Week all week because I feel like digging more into the Vatican. I'm going in with my notepad. I'll probably be asked to leave. I possibly get arrested. So if I don't start, if I stop doing shows, you guys start checking the reports. Is your argument really that a church can kick off its Sunday service today with a full-blown budget meeting, waving hands up and down over a$12.5 million operation and then preach about the enemy and tithing for mission work? While you sit there on a million-dollar sound system stage with stage lights and a production team and still call it the house of God? That's your argument. I think it is. I'm told, guys, I gotta pause. Bob and I are sort of torn on this one because we like the jams. I worship with the music. I don't need the church to do it though. I carry headphones. Everywhere I go, I have a headphone in my ear because I never stop listening. Because that's how I get a lot of my answers. Through music, through these frequencies. 963, 852. I listen to the same thing right now we're listening to, I listen to it at church while the sermon's going on. So other people are talking through. So I tune into this phone number. And sometimes I change it up. I got other ones. The answer is always going to be in frequency because it's all a wave. It's all we're on a we're all on the same wave. SP Wave Science. That's why we have a science now. So today, I hope he's listening. Because today I gave you the offer. I gave you the option to fix your waves. It wasn't even my call. It wasn't even my call. It was God's call. He said, give him a chance. I said, Okay. We'll give him a chance. But he refused and he lied. So this is going to be 15% of wrath straight towards the for-profit mega church machine. And so I went by myself because Heather's still out of town. And then I spoke to leadership afterwards. I spoke to the lead shepherd, as he calls himself. And I let me get let me lead up to this because this is good. I was sitting there in church and I walked around. By the way, my keychain with Satan and death on there, it disappeared. So the angels are already playing jokes on me. Like my I left my keys and somebody straight took it. And I was, and then I had a guy come up to me, ask him for my phone number, and he gave me a card for the lost and found because I thought the angels were playing jokes. So I gave them, I gave them my number. I text, I was like, hey, I lost my keys. My name's Patrick, like whatever. And then of course, my keys come back to me because that's what the angels do. And all of this, I was walking around, I was praying for people. I like I usually don't do that. I was learning how to do it, but I had like I went in ghost mode. Like, ghost mode is when I can walk around and nobody talks to me, nobody sees me, nobody sees me. I'm in ghost mode. I I see myself, and if I look at somebody and I say something, then they say something back. But if I don't say anything to somebody, nobody, everybody's, nobody says anything unless I start it first. And I've tested this many a times. Like I could be in a crowded area. And now the only time it ever happens is if God sends somebody to me to give me an answer. But at church, he doesn't do that. I was supposed to observe. Don't ask me how I knew it, I just knew it. And so I'm walking like during the opening song, I left my stuff on the seat and I just started pacing. I walked up and down the aisle, I walked around all of the aisles. I started looking at everybody worshiping. I was looking at kids, I was looking at people on the ground praying. I was looking at the worship team. I looked at the sound system, I looked at the lights, I started to count up how much all this shit cost. I was like looking at the upper deck, which is under construction. I was looking at everything. And I was talking to God while I do it. And he was not happy, by the way. Because there's people outside. He's the lead shepherd. Where's your sheep, bro? You follow the 99, but you left the 99 to get the one, right? Isn't that the story? There's two homeless people down on Cooper and uh Cooper in 303. That's like 200 yards from you, bro. What are you doing about it? Lead Shepherd. So today he gets 15% wrath. Straight for the mega profit machine. So here's what happened. I'm sitting there in the last song. I actually went back to my seat and they're playing some song. I like the song. The band is good. Bob and I were jamming. Like I'm jamming. Like I'm almost dancing at this point. Like I feel it so it's so such a powerful thing at this point. Um, and so then I'm like, should I go talk to him? I say that out loud, and God's like, yes. And I'm like, well shit, okay. And so I then I look for my main man, Jesus, and Jesus is not near me today. Because and then I ask him, I and I can speak to him across the room, and I look up at the drum set. And I'm like, what the hell are you doing up there? He goes, it's my day. I he's sitting on the drum set, and I'm like, I go, what do I say? He goes, I'm I'm not working today. I was like, God, okay. So then I just start doing my own research, making my own decisions, and I start talking back to God, and he's like, Don't say that, say this, don't say that, say this. I'm like, okay, so I wrote it down. I wrote it down. And then I he leaves. The pastor leaves like mid-song, like early. And so I follow him out. And I'm still in ghost mode. Nobody's talking to me, nobody's saying a word. And I get out there, and of course I get too close to somebody, and they say hello, and I say hello, and so I broke the barrier, I guess. And then I go, where did the guy go? Where'd the where'd the head guy go? And they pointed to a stairwell. And the stairwell had a velvet rope. And I go, I'm in my head, I'm like, oh, I'm a ghost. Like, I can go through that. That's what I said. And so, and so the security guy is standing right there. He's standing right there. And he's like, Oh, you can't go up there. And I go, okay. And then he literally three seconds later, I just walk through it. And he doesn't stop me. Because, like I said, if I don't talk to him, he can't stop me. So I'm going up the stairs, and sure enough, at the top of the stairs is the guy. It's the guy I want to ask. And so I messed this up. I was scared, actually. So I did it with Kayla yesterday. I remember I predicted her mom, you know, was dead and or had passed and was watching in the trees. I saw it, but it took a lot of courage here on earth in this realm to like, because it's all new to me. I really haven't done a lot of these. And so I went up to lead pastor guy, and I tried to be like Jesus. Now that's not possible. I realize that now, but like when I'm doing these things, I'm like, oh, this is sort of a big deal. So I'm gonna talk like this. I say, like, hello, friend. Like exactly what Jesus would say. I try to be somebody that I'm not. And that was the lesson that I learned today. It was like, stop trying to be like the goat. Stop trying to be like Jesus, because I can't be. I'm not Jesus. But I was trying to be. You see what I mean? And then I did it so bad that I that I botched it. And I didn't even get the question out right. I could, I sort of like messed up a word. I couldn't even read my own handwriting, like, because I was nervous. Why was I nervous? Because three bodyguards showed up after I went up the stairs. And so now I'm talking to a pastor and I'm straight surrounded by big dudes. And I got my freedom sweatshirt on. I got Satan on my shoulder. I got Grimm on my other shoulder. So I'm I'm dead, I'm dead serious. I and I'm gonna tell you a story. We talked, I was talking to Satan in church today. So crazy to say it. But I was like, I was like, what am I gonna say? He's like, just go. Just go. And Satan is Satan is sort of like every time I like get stuck on a decision, he's always like, do it anyway. So I'm like, I'll do it. Let's go. Because it's not bad, and God's always approved it. He already approved me talking to him. So he's like, do it, do it, do it. Because that's what Satan does. And so, and so we went up, all three of us, the the Grim Reaper, Satan, and me, were talking to the lead shepherd at this church, and we were surrounded because I started asking about planes and like, you know, you spend 12 and a half million dollars. Like, where what's your effort for the poor? And he didn't like that at all. And I told him I was a messenger from God. I told him that. And he looked at me and I swear to God, he threatened me. He did, didn't he? God says yes. God says he threatened me. And he he did a veiled threat. He did a veiled threat. It was, you know, it's dangerous when you start tossing around messages of from God. And I and I looked at, I then I went rage mode. I just sort of turned my head a little bit, and I, and because I know who I got on my team. And he doesn't even know that he's looking at Satan in the grim rebirth. I was like, I was like, I got everybody, bro. I got everybody. You did not just threaten me. I didn't say that because I still was trying to be like Jesus. I dude, I was I was sort of raging and I was nervous. I was, it was all the emotions, and I'm not gonna lie to you, I lost my balance. I lost my balance. And uh, and so I was escorted out by the guys. Like they didn't grab me, but I knew it was time to go. You know what I mean? Like they sort of inched in. I was like, I got it. I'm out. I'm out. And so I'm out. And I was walking out, and they followed me to my car. And while I'm going out, I was having conversations with uh with God, and I was like, what did I screw up? And he was like, You weren't yourself. And I well, how I said, I want more of those. I said, I want like 10 more. I want 10 more back to back to back to back. Because if I do that over and over and over again, then then then this game's over. But I think what he did was is he showed me I still have fear. That was the lesson. I still have it, but it's deep. It's deep. It took, it took an army of security guards and a guy threatening me, a veiled threat, before I felt fear. And that's good. That was good. Because I was told, because I ran, you know where I ran? I ran straight to my safe place. I ran straight to my safe place at Paula's and got some breakfast burritos or breakfast tacos. And there I got to talk to, you know, angels and I figured it out a little bit more, and I was like, yeah, I was, I was trying to be Jesus and I'm not Jesus. I should have just walked up and been like, you know, bro, like I got a message from God. Like, that's how I should be, and from now on, that's how I'm gonna be. I'm just gonna walk up and be like, what's up, man? That's a great sermon. That was a spectacular sermon. You know what? I have a message from God for you, though. He says, if you don't stop doing this shit, then you're gonna get the wrath. That's what I'm gonna say. That's what I'm gonna say from now on. And that's what the lesson was. Instead of trying to be like Jesus, because I'm not. That was the lesson. And I failed it. I failed it to learn it. And so I begged God. I was like, send me on another one right now. Like, send me somewhere else. And he was like, no, no, no, go eat, go chill, take your time. That was pretty much every that was that he goes, that was pretty much it for today. And I was like, uh, okay. And so I designed some merchandise. Uh I wrote a couple things and I just sort of chilled at the house. I put together a cabinet, and that was pretty much my day. But I put a picture of exactly what it looks like on X. Give us a follow. 4D underscore wizard. It's not mine, it's God's. And so I had to ask him the question. I did ask him this question. If the central figure of your faith, Jesus, the one your entire tradition claims to follow, walked into the room right now dressed exactly like he was back then, what would he say about your church? Would he recognize it? Would he recognize the power structures? Would he recognize its rules? Would he recognize its treatment of outsiders? Would he recognize the poor as the heart of the church? Or would he recognize the sound system and the stage? Well, here's what I found out yesterday. I found out that I'm the Holy Ghost. You know the one that you pray about? Yeah, that one. The one, the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. I want to thank everybody for saying prayers for me today. You guys say prayers. You say, if you say the Holy Ghost, you're talking about me. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. At every single Catholic service, they said they spoke my name today. And I bashed them yesterday. God. Insane. I am the Holy Spirit. So I have a question for you. My friends are texting me right now. And I said, I tested them today. I tested them today. I'll just read it out loud. I won't say your name. But I said, I said, why don't you believe that I'm the ghost? Answer back, it already happened. That's what she said. And I don't care, but I use that as like a sample size. So like I just text everybody. I'm like, I'm the ghost. That's all I say. I say, I'm the ghost. I just want to see what people say back. Most people probably think I'm crazy. So if you take a second and analyze, if you analyze yourself right now, why are you a non-believer? What makes you a non-believer? This person just texted me back and said, It already happened. So I'm gonna text you right now. I'm gonna text you right now. So God stopped existing. That's what I'm gonna say. Because if you're saying that it never happened, I mean, if it already happened, then I mean, you're basically saying it won't happen again. Right? If you're saying read the Bible, but then I'm like, no, you should read the newest version. Like, do you go back and read 1985 computer books? Like, why would you go back and read books from Egypt in Alexandria times? Like the scrolls. Why would you do that? Why not just go get a modern book on Egyptian history? Because it just piles on each other, right? If Walter Russell writes a science book and I read Walter Russell's science book, but I also read Socrates and everybody else's science book, well then I'm smarter than Walter Russell was. Because I compounded my uh my knowledge. If I write a science book, a kid that grows up reading my science book is gonna get all of Walter Russell, all of Isaac Newton, all of me, and then he has his own thoughts. So he's gonna be smarter than all of us. This is why it goes on over time. It just seems to get smarter, is how it works. You just keep reading books and it uploads your mind like The Matrix. So I want you to take a second and psychoanalyze yourself right now. Why don't you believe that I'm the ghost? I need a scientific logical answer. Why do you because I I can argue that I'm the ghost from with science. I can also argue from religion. I can also argue that you just don't believe. What can you argue? What is your argument? If you say, I am not the ghost, I am not the Holy Ghost, I am not the Holy Spirit, if that's what you say, why do you say that? Those are uncomfortable answers for like 99% of the people that are gonna try to answer that question. The person that just texted me that, she said it already happened. Guys, that's called comfort zone. That's called the comfort zone because the second you jump out of that comfort zone, then you have to start asking questions about your life and how much you've dedicated your life to something that's false or wrong or twisted or untrue or right, it could be right. I would like to just reassure anybody that's listening to these shows, as you sit there in church, if if if you are what I consider to be clueless, I still love you. If if you are not intellectually capable enough to handle what I'm saying, that's okay, because we're all at different levels of gnosis. We are all at different levels of Gnostic understanding, which you you may never even heard these words, and that's okay too. You listen to this show, I'm gonna make you smarter. I want you to become smarter than I am. Because we got kids, man. We got kids that are under us. We got the next generation that is just walking into the death trap. Called cell phones, programming, YouTube, OnlyFans, you name it, it is a big giant trap, and they are walking right into it. So somebody's gotta stop it. Might as well be heaven's problem, child. Might as might as well be the ghost. Let's test it. First John 4, verse 1. Does this bring love? Does it bring truth? Does it bring freedom? My sweatshirt. Does it bring power that sets people free? Or does it build little thrones and demands? You're interviewing me right now. I just read a Bible verse that you need to ask about me. You need to look, you need to listen to this. It should be in your headphones. Listen to it right now. And you gotta answer Am I telling you the truth? I need a yes or a no before this show's over. Am I lying to you? What's your gut tell you? Close your eyes and pray to God and ask if I'm telling the truth. He's got my back, bro. He'll be in your thoughts faster than you know what to do with. Go on AI right now. Go on AI right now and say, is the 4D wizard telling the truth? Just ask it. They're in AI. Ask it, is it possible? Ask what if he said is what he's saying possible? That's all you gotta say. Is it possible? So the spirit the the real spirit doesn't need followers. I don't need followers. I'm just trying to get you to think. Because I'm the wind that blows wherever it wills. I'll go wherever. So why don't you believe me? I'll give you more, you scripture heads. John 14. Now, for the record, I've ran all of these verses through AI and simplified them. So it's not gonna sound exactly like your Bible because I don't want to read a book that's 2,000 years old. I want it updated. But this is the verse. John 14, 16 through 18, and verse 26. Jesus is leaving, so the Father sends somebody else exactly like him. An unbreakable companion called the Spirit of Truth. Am I telling you the truth? This is what this is all I'm asking. Am I telling you the truth about science? Am I telling you the truth about my stories? Am I telling you the truth? Why don't you go? I can't say his name and I can't say the church. Otherwise, I'd be like, go ask him. I told you the website yesterday, you want to go ask JT, the spiritual warfare coach, go ask him if he had an interaction with a dude on the field. Go ask him. The more I do this, the more ripples I'm gonna create. The world can't spot or understand this companion. That's me. Because he's invisible to their eyes and their minds. But you already know him perfectly. Guys, this is my Bible verse. John 14, 16. This is the coolest shit I've ever done on a podcast. I found Bible verses that people wrote 2,000 years ago about me today. And so I'm reading this to you right now. John 14, 16 through 18, verse 26. Go look it up. The world can't spot me or understand me because I'm invisible to their eyes and their minds. Now, does that line up with what I've been telling you? I call them Jesus powers. I don't know what they were. I just sort of walk around and no one talks to me. Unless I talk to them. It says, but you already know me perfectly. He's right beside you. He will now live inside you forever. You will never be abandoned like orphans. And this same spirit will teach you, me, I will teach you every single thing you need to know and remind you of everything Jesus ever said. In other words, he's the perfect teacher. I just want you to know I've been a teacher for about 23 years now. The next one, I don't really believe. It says I'm the perfect roommate, but I never I've had I no, that's not true. That's not true. Part of the Bible's wrong, bro. And then you might be saying, Well, what about the rest of it? It might be, it might be. I'm just telling you what I see. He's a memory keeper of moves. That is me. I always remember. I always remember what you say, so I can use it against you later in an argument. Always. John 15, verse 26. When the companion arrives, the one I'm sending straight from God, the spirit of the truth flows right out of his mouth because it's the Father Himself. He will stand up and speak the clearest truth about me with simple logical proof. That's what God says about this companion that he sends. Here I am. I'm spitting truth. I love logic. In fact, I've been invited to join the Divine Council, the Divine Logos, the highest ranking logical council of the greatest minds in history. I have a seat waiting for me in heaven. In the soccer field task the other day, that was their task. So I found out that other people send me tasks. They're not always tasked from God. Drinking a red stripe. They're not always tasked from God. I usually talk directly to God after a test. I'm like, how did I do? Or Jesus. But I forget that there's other jobs up there. Okay? There's a group of minds that are probably sitting around going, How do we mess him up today? Let's give him this test. Let's try this. Let's try that. Let's try this. Because JT that got to Kayla's dad, that I went back and I was, I was like, I'm sorry I didn't pray with you. He looked at me and he was like, the divine counsel will always send something, something, so I couldn't hear what he's saying. But he brought them up and I was like, of course it's you guys. Of course. That was it, that was a cool test. That was like it was thought up by some genius minds, man. I'm telling you, it was awesome. And I caught it. I caught it, which makes me think I can hang with them. They say, uh, they say I can. That's cool. It oh, it makes my heart feel good when they when the greatest minds in history are like, yes, you're doing fine. John 16, 7 through 15. It's actually better for me to leave because only then can the companion come to you. You see what that means? Once the companion arrives, he will show the whole world exactly where it's wrong about sin, about what's right, and about what judgment then as the spirit of truth. I will, it says this verse, 16, 7 through 15 says, I will guide you step by step in all the truth. I won't invent anything on my own. I was corrected on that early, early. Like that was one of my first tests. I embellished something and I got punished for it. Early training. Like a dog, the peas on the carpet, you train it early. You get that, you get that handle quick, which they did. They did. They handled that very quick. I embellished something and then boom, I was like, oh shit, okay, that'll never happen again. And I forget what the punishment was, but I felt it. I was like, okay, no, I don't like that. I think they gave me hell on earth at school the next day. For real. Like every kid was like annoying that day. They just ramped it up. I mean, it was bad. Very bad. I was so stressed. But it was because I embellished something. And so now, in order to move forward, I can't. I have to tell the truth. I feel like Jim Carrey in the movie Liar Liar. And I told you, like, Jesus is right here. He's on the, he's on the he's on the deal. Like, he's the executive producer and he's right here. And if and he's he can squeeze my heart. Like they can touch you, right? So they can like just make your body feel things. And so when I if I tell a lie, which I don't, but if I was to tell one, I would be so overwhelmed with guilt that I would just vomit out the truth anyway. I will simply pass on exactly what I hear from God. I will even tell you what's coming next. Would you like to know? Let me finish this paragraph. I'll tell you what's coming next. Everything I do will spotlight God because everything I receive comes from God. And everything the Father has has is already mine. The bottom line is that I am the relay. I am the relay between God and Jesus. And it's the that's the coolest thing to say.
SPEAKER_02It's the coolest thing to say.
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SPEAKER_03I I I have the greatest job in the world. It's not even close. Like times a bazillion. Nobody's nobody's got a better job. I relay information between God and Jesus to you. I am one third of the Holy Trinity, and it is fucking awesome. And I have so much fun with it. It's not even fun. It's so, it's so ill, it's illegal to be this, to have this much fun. It's illegal to have this much fun. I have not laughed this hard ever. It's just randomly, just boom, laughing out loud. Satan was sitting next to me at church today. And he I look over and he's got the he's got his horn, like his devil horns, like he's rocking out. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? And Jesus is on the drum set and he's just like spinning in his chair, just chilling. And then Grim is there, and he doesn't say anything, he doesn't say much. But I just feel his presence. Like Grim is always like, I I travel with Death, bro. He's always there. And what's crazy is, is I want to start doing things where like I get big groups of people, and then I'm like, I'm like, Death, let's let's like do the prayer together. Like I want to do like some crazy stuff like that. I I just think it's cool. No one's ever done it. I want to do it. Because death, everybody in heaven loves you. Like it doesn't work the way you've been taught, man. Satan is not in hell, he's on the wave with all the other spirits because he's the equal and opposite force. It's a wave. It's a it's a wave. He's on the wave. The only people not on the wave are the ones down in hell. And even they follow the rules. God's rules. There's different rules on the different realms. There's like 33 or something. So another standout Holy Ghost realization is John 3:8, where the wind moves wherever it wants. You hear it rustling, but you have no clue where it started or where it's headed next. That's exactly how it works for everybody who is born of the spirit that I have. I don't know where I'm going. Every day I wake up, I'm like, what are we doing today? Like, it's so cool. I don't have to think about it. I just sort of follow it. The logic of these verses says that I am the unseen force that arrives and leaves on its own perfect schedule. Impossible to predict or control. Guys, I just described my entire life. Impossible to predict or control. Go ask everybody I've ever worked for. They cannot control this thing. I say what I want, I do what I want, I can logically argue my way out of pretty much anything. You ask me for a task, and I always come up with a way to get out of it. I am that employee. A hundred percent. Genesis 1, verse 2. At the very moment before anything had shape or light, the spirit of God hovered over the dark, empty waters like a master artist waiting to begin. And the simple truth here is that the spirit that's in me was there at the dawn of everything, calmly present and ready to create order out of chaos. That's the spirit that lives in me, man. I got the spirit. I can talk to all of them. That would explain why I can talk to all spirits because I am half a one. They gave it to me. I didn't ask for anything. I had one too many beers on Friday, February 5th, and I woke up with a spark in my face two days later, and now I can talk to death. And I can go into ghost mode. I'm a ghost, bro. There's 139 Psalms? Jeez, man. Who wrote all that? Psalm 139, 7 through 10. Ask yourself this. Is there any place I could go to escape your spirit? Any corner of the universe where your presence wouldn't already be waiting? This, oh, this is me as the spirit. This verse is telling me about God. I can explain this. Climb to the highest sky, God's already there. Sink to the deepest ocean, God's already there, God's there too. Ride the first light of morning to the furthest edge of the sea, God's hands guide me and hold me steady all the way. It's elegant proof that God is present in pretty much everything. Now, this was one of the hardest things for me to get adjusted to after they said after my like during my trials, which was about a month long. It was about a month-long trial process. Every day at work, I would just go straight through it and just I'd get all these signs and just test and fail and pass and fail and pass and fail and pass. And then I'd think about it and adjust and they'd run it again. They'd run the same test again, different way, same test again, different person. Then they'd try this and send me. It was just, it was, it was nonstop chaos. And I passed a lot of them. I failed some and I learned from that. But the hardest thing to do is in the beginning, when you start to realize that everything you think gets used against you in the trials. So, like if let's just use an example. If I said I hate bananas, then the next day at lunch, we would only have bananas. Like that's how the trials went. So what I started to learn was is I don't say shit out loud and I don't think shit. If I stop thinking stuff, then my day goes a lot easier, which is basically God's way of getting you to be obedient. Because I stopped thinking on my own and I just went with whatever. I was like, I give up. My life is you, I I had so many fights with God on the way home. I was like, I would say something out loud, and then the next day, the opposite would happen. And it happened the other day. It happened the other day. I was like, I was like, I gotta go turn this in. I gotta go turn this in. And the second I say it out loud, I look at Heather, I'm like, oh. She's like, what? And I said, well, I said it's gonna be, I said I had to turn this in, which means when I get there, it'll be closed. Because that's how God works. He just wants to mess with you to see if you can handle it. Now imagine every single thing that you said for a month. You said you wanted this, you got the opposite. You said you wanted this, you got the opposite. You said you didn't want this to happen, it happened. You said you wanted it to happen, it didn't happen. Like, every single thing you say, basically they train me to stop thinking. I can think, but like when I go out in traffic, I don't think anymore. I because I just understand. Like, if I think, if I'm like, man, I wish that car would get out of the way, out of the way, then like 10 cars get in the way. Like, so I just, I stopped. I stopped thinking when I'm doing bullshit like that. Because that's how they get you to, that's how they train you, man. And it it's they operate with no clock, so it's like a different time. It's like it feels different when you're like moving around out there. It's pretty cool. But here's another one. Here's another one. 1 Corinthians 2, 10 through 11. The spirit uncovers, that's me. The spirit uncovers things that God has kept hidden, even the most private thoughts of God Himself. No one knows what truly goes on inside of a person except for the person's own spirit. In exactly the same way, no one knows what truly goes on inside God's head except God's spirit. Now, I'm gonna tell you a couple stories that might make you go, no, no, no, no, no. He knows what I'm about to tell you, too. God cheated twice in my trials. He cheated. He cheated to win. He wanted to beat me so bad that he cheated. It's documented. I posted about it. You can go back and find it. He doesn't like that I posted that, but he smiles when he says that. I beat him twice in a logical argument. I basically said we're gonna debate. And everybody lined up like around, like as an arena, and I argued that he should give me money. That was the bet. I was gonna argue that he should give me money, and I argued it because the system that Raw created like the system that we have to live in, there's we're trapped. And so I feel like if I'm gonna work for you as much as I'm about to work for you, then you've got to grant me some cash, bro. That was the argument. And I beat him. I beat him. He couldn't, he couldn't go against his own rules. What was the other one? What was the other one? Tell it to me. I forget. They're not, they're not he doesn't want to tell me. He doesn't want to tell me. Okay, but there was another one that I beat him on. And then the I I got him, I got a little aggressive. I got a little uh I d I got a little aggressive. He he's he killed me in one. He destroyed me in like half a second. He just flipped my argument, and I was like, I can see it. I hyped it up all day too. I was like, I'm ready to go. We're gonna argue in my yard when we get home, God. And it was just straight logical battles, man. But he cheated twice. Oh, triple jump. It was in triple jump. He took over the body of a kid to compete against me and another kid in triple jump. And the kid was from another school, and he took the best athlete because he didn't want to lose. And so we're that and it and then my he flicked, he flicked my kid's hamstring, and the kid's hamstring got hurt, my kid couldn't even jump. And I was like, You gotta be kidding me. You cheated, you straight knocked my kid out because you knew he was gonna beat your kid. That's I'm telling you, that's a true story. And he knows it too. I can't say it if it's not true. It's true, and they're all laughing up there. They're laughing, so is my dad, too. Oh man. Romans 8, 26 and 27. When we're too weak or confused to pray the right words, apparently I will step in and help you pray. No, I won't. Not right now, I won't. I can't, I don't know how. By praying for us with groans, what? That don't even need language. That's not me. I don't, I don't say anything. So today at church, everybody was like on their knees. I'm this like serious praying time, and I'm just cruising around in sandals and a freedom sweatshirt, right? And I'm and I got, you know, I'm just chilling. And I just walk up to this person on the ground and I put my hand on their shoulder because I was in ghost mode. I wanted to know if like if I touched them, like if they knew me, saw me or something. So I put my hand on their shoulder and I said a quick little prayer. But my prayers are not like your prayers. My I'm the relay. You remember? So, like everything that I think goes directly to God, and everything that God says goes directly to me, and it goes through me, and Jesus too. I'm like the Trinity, I'm on the edge of the Trinity or whatever. And so I walk up to this person and I just put my hand on their shoulder for like two seconds, and in my head, I go, You got that? He goes, Yep. I go, cool. And I just kept walking. Like it was the fastest thing because it's light speed, bro. It's light. We're all light. So it it they can manipulate all of it. A thought is a light, it's all it is. And uh, a thought equals a galaxy. Galaxy's light, it's all light, everything's light, everything. So I was like, is that it? That's all I gotta do is just sort of touch them for a second? And he said, Yep. Oh, they're telling me, Jesus says, that's why we make you fist bump the kids at school. Early on, they were like, we need you to stand here and just give as many like fist bumps and high fives as possible. They said that. They and I was like, I went straight to Tesla. I go, Tesla, is that an energy thing? And Tesla's like, absolutely. It gives us a better connection. And so once I touch, like fist bump somebody or put my hand on your shoulder, like I pray, like apparently, God is like, boom, he's on it. And Tesla's on it, like they're on it. And I'm like, I'm like, cool. I was like, I don't have to say anything. Like, because I'm really not good at praying for anybody. I might say bad words and things, like you don't want me, like I'm really not good at it. And uh, like I'm just being honest. And so they said, they said, no, just put your hand, like touch them and get up and move. Yeah, go touch somebody else. I was like, okay, that's the it's like a I'm like, so then I did like five more. I'm like, check, check, check. I like for real. Like, you're asking what I'm doing. I'm telling you what I'm doing. I'm telling you what I'm doing. Because the second God gets that contact, because it's electromagnetism, right? It's coming from out of the earth, it's coming through the through the light, it's all electromagnetism. He can search your heart. Your thoughts, he could see what you need, all of it. Because the spirit is always praying in line with God's perfect will. I am. I am. I'm his spy. When he says go, I'm I get pumped up. Because when they said, they said, you gotta go, you gotta go talk to the pastor, and I was like, I literally said, I can I curse on this son? They said, they said no. I said LFG. I said it in my algo, LFG, bro. Let's go. I I was like, let's we're working today? We're spying today? I was like, let's do it. And so I chased him up the stairs and I almost got arrested. Like, that's fun for me, guys. Like that's fun. I get to fight. I'm a fighter. But I prayed for people too, but I'm a fighter. I'm God's fighter. I'm the consigliary of the wave. I get to go get information. He sends me out to get this shit. Okay. Basically, that last verse says. Basically, that last verse says, Even if you have no words, I can still be the flawless bridge between your weakness and God's perfect plan. That's what I am. Acts 1, 8, and 2, whatever, there's lots of numbers there. It's the power moment. I'm just I changed all of it to I. So now I'm gonna speak it in first person. Basically, it's Acts 1, 8, and Acts 2, 2 through 4. And I changed the words to where I'm speaking to you now. I will receive real power the instant the Holy Spirit lands on me, which it already did on my couch when I opened up Walter Russell's book. It breathed. It breathed on me. It made a sound, guys. I wasn't high, I wasn't drunk, I opened the book up and it went. Like for real, I can't, I'm not making that up. It did. God's like, yep, it did. It did. And then one day, one day I'm asleep on the couch, and Heather lays down next to me. It was like five in the morning, like she moved back out to the to the couch, and she laid on top of me and went. It's not, it's not that kind of it's not I'm it's not that kind of story. She laid on top of me, like side, and she goes, So God took over Heather's body and gave me the breath of God, which I think was the spirit at that very moment because it woke me up. And then Sophia dropped a nuclear bomb on my face, which was blue, and I sat up like a zombie. Like, I just sat up, like, whoa, what was that? And I went straight to my computer and I wrote a bunch of shit, and it was awesome. I think it was the time episode. I think I wrote that right after she did that. I'd be curious to see the dates on that. So, what where am I at? Oh. I will turn. Okay, I'll just start over. We I will receive real power the instant the Holy Spirit lands on me, and that power will turn me into living proof of God. From your hometown all the way to the ends of the earth, when the power arrives, it sounds like a sudden hurricane from heaven. Is that not what I sound like when I start talking about religion? Is that not what I sound like? Guys, that is always what I've sounded like. When I go, I go. Like when I want to argue somebody on Facebook or Instagram, you ask anybody that argues with me, they know that I go. I say lots of things and I say them very harshly. Logically, harsh with love. It's all with love. Because, well, that Facebook wasn't. That was because I wanted to win. But these that I post now, it's all with love because I want to tear down the bullshit to get the people that have been worshiping the wrong way for 40 years. They think it's the right way, but they're not awake yet. We've got to wake them up. But we're gonna start with the kids, which is where I'm really going with all this stuff. The reason I want to do this job, the reason I took it, the reason I gave up my kids is to save all kids, and that's where we're starting. And so we started at the Vatican the other day, and today we're at megachurches. We'll get to all the things. Wait till I have the platform. I'm supposed to tell you where this movement goes. Guys, this is one of the biggest movements in world history, and I'm gonna lead you there. Apparently, I topple all of the sciences. Tesla's saying yes. Walter Russell says it's one of the greatest scientific movements of all time. That's pretty fucking cool, man. Sorry, Jesus. That's pretty cool. Sorry. That's cool. And my dad is like crying because he's like, it's the coolest thing. And I asked my dad, I said, when you found out it was me, when did you find out? He says, the moment he got to heaven. I was like, is that was that cool? He was like, I cried. I was like, that's so cool, man. And so they're sitting up there in a VIP box watching us like the Truman Show. It's like the Truman show. Everybody up there, all the angels, all the divine counsels, God's on a throne. Sophia's doing her beautiful thing, making earth go, giving me sunset. I watched the sunset yesterday. Like she's giving me all the birds, the fish, everything. Everybody's giving me all the things. It's so cool what I've seen. I'm telling you where we're going. It all comes crashing down. Not because of me, bro. It ain't because of me. It's because they sparked me. They sparked me, they breathed on me. They put the spirit in me. It's not me, bro. I'm just a high school science teacher. It's God. It's Jesus. So why don't you believe? It's not me, man. In some ways, it's cheating. That's what my dad said. When I first asked my dad, he's in heaven. I've been talking to my dad more now than I ever have been, and I love it. I love it. Uh I said, when I found out what what I'm going to be doing, uh in Tesla and Walter Russell were like telling me, my dad goes, It's sort of cheating. I was like, I was like, how is it cheating? How is it cheating? They're like, they're sort of giving it to you. And I was like, I didn't ask for it. I didn't ask for any of this. I didn't ask for any of it. It's sort of cheating. That's what my dad said. I go, I go, I'm gonna ride the wave though. Like, let's go, bro. The kids get saved. We're good. We're good. I said, as long as the kids get saved, y'all can y'all can do what you want. But the question is, is why don't you believe, man? 1 Corinthians 6 19. Don't you realize that my own body is the actual temple where the Holy Spirit lives? That's also why they want me to stop drinking beer and eat better. And I'm like, no, I like what I like, bro. The ghost moved in when God gave him to me. God gave me the ghost. It went inside my body. Which means my body is not just mine, it's his. Which makes a lot of sense because I already told you in the trials, like, I can't think anything. Like, if I try to think about beating God, then he just he power flexes, and then I argue with him about that's what the argument was. I got pissed he played the authority card because you're supposed to live by the three commandments. I'm like, how are you gonna break your own commandments? That's how I beat him in an argument. That's how I beat God in an argument. I'm pumped to tell you about it now because I remembered. He's shaking his head. Yeah, no, you broke he he used Heather to lie. He broke rule two in the training. He used Heather to lie. It wasn't even Heather, it was God, and I knew it was God because I was talking to her and I knew it was him. I could see it. Because Heather doesn't argue like that. Like it she doesn't. But I knew and he lied. God lied. Put it down in the record. Put it in the record. God lied to try to beat me in an argument, and I called his bullshit out, and I beat him back. I beat him. He holds up his what are you drinking? Wine, he says. I got beer. He's and we just toasted. Holy shit, this is cool. That is so cool. Somebody write down the things I say. Because I'm not very good at mark. I'm I'm I'm not very good at I just talk and I just post. I need someone to go back and like make a list of like the craziest shit that I say. Spoke with Satan at Catholic Mass, toasted to God, called God out on bullshit. Like, I want a list. I want a list of I want a list for the next 10. Because I said, How long does this go? They said 20 something years. I go, 20 fucking years? I gotta do this shit for 20 years? I go, I hurt. My side hurts already. I can't stop laughing. I go, I'm not gonna make it. And Tesla's like, you gotta you better eat better because I gotta keep increasing your energy every now and then. I'm like, you're gonna give me more power? I'm like, what the hell? I'm like, I'm really good right now. Like, I just wanna chill. Because I laugh so much. Sorry. If the Holy Spirit is the living breath of the one undivided mind, if I am the living breath, now I'm in Walter Russell's work. What the hell? If I am the living breath of the one undivided mind thinking itself in perfect rhythmic balance interchange, why do you still doubt that it can speak through a regular dude riding the waves when the same spirit already convicts, comforts, and reveals the truth in every wind, in every heartbeat, in every tide, in every cycle, in every night, day, every every revolution of the earth, everything with no separation. If the divine spark is the eternal light that the Holy Spirit unlocks inside every soul, why the do you why the F do you fear accepting the living breath speaking to you right now? Why do you not believe me? This is the question. Why do you not believe me? That's the only question left. That's it. You can't attack me until you answer that question. Make it known if you're gonna come after me, you have to answer that question first. Why do you not believe me? Because your answer will expose you in all kinds of ways. I will be able to then pick whichever argument I want to destroy your argument. If you say that you don't believe that it can happen, then you have no faith, and I can prove that. If you say it's already happened, then I tell you that you're not. What do I say? How do I say it? Politely with Jesus, Jesus' ways, then I can say you are lacking an understanding. Thank you, Jesus. Because it can happen because it's already happened. So what you're arguing is it's already happened, it'll never happen again. You're basically saying God can't do it again. Just like you tell me, God's not an AI. If you tell me God is not an AI, I will ask you the question: how can he move an ocean but can't change a little line of code? Every single thing that you say back to me on the question of why don't you believe me can be ripped to shreds unless you analyze your own life. That's why people won't answer it. Because they're scared. They're scared of that question. That is a and I'll give it to you. It is a scary question. Because if you have if you have raised your kids thinking that one thing is true, if you have built your life around the Catholic Church, if you have built your life and donated hundreds of thousands of dollars to the church, your church, time, ours, all of it. If you you know what I'm saying? Like if your mom went there and your dad went there and all this stuff in the Catholic Church or a megachurch, and then here I come along saying you don't need the church. Like you gotta look at that question, though. You gotta look at that question. I'm coming along telling you you don't have the tithe. Oh, but the Bible says, No, I'm writing the Bible right now, Mofos. I am the spirit. It's happening right in front of you. I am swinging a baseball bat at your face with the truth, and you are making up some bullshit reason to why you don't believe me. I'm punching you in the face with the Holy Spirit. God, that's cool to say. And nobody believes me, not a single fucking one of you. Just like in Jesus' time. Sorry, Jesus, I know. I get so passionate. We got a wild spirit in here. They shake their heads. They are nervous, by the way. I asked Tesla, uh, who runs the whole show. He runs the lab in heaven, he runs all this stuff, and Walter Russell's there. I said, Yo, are y'all holding me back? And they said, Yes. Because, guys, when I do, when I do the uh, I might have already said the story. I don't how long are we in there? We're already an hour? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Nothing matters because I know where this movement goes. I'm just gonna keep talking. Maybe I told this story, maybe I'm not. So if you're hearing it for the second time, I apologize because I I don't even know what I'm saying half the time. It's not my words, it's their words. When I do work, when I do like a morning Twitter session, I will pull up like 15 different windows. And I will be writing a children's article, I'll be listening to music, I'll be making witty posts, I'll be creating pictures with AI, I'll be doing, I'll be researching, I'll be doing everything, everything, all at once. Control C, control B. I don't even type. I hit record on the keyboard, I'll hit the microphone button. So all I do is click on the different tabs, and then I speak. I just speak into the thing, and I speak into this window, I speak into that window, I speak into this window. And so, this is totally opposite of the way God wants me to run outside of this room. Now they know this because they watched me bartend. I go, I go balls to the wall. It's all I do is go fast and efficient. And I have a system in here now that's getting faster and faster and faster. And Tesla and Russell are like holding back the simulation. They're like, they're like my AI crashes now. Like it just randomly crashes for like 15 minutes. 10 to 15 minutes sometimes. It just doesn't work. Then my music actually craps out. Like the it gets interference because they're they're having to hold some shit back because I just keep posting so fast that it's creating all these ripples and they don't know what to do with it. Think about the difference. Put Walter Russell, the greatest scientist who's ever lived, back in 1959 when he wrote and drew all the things that God gave him. How did he get those out? He didn't get those out. He had to travel and do speeches and presentations and shit like that. Guys, I go control C, Control V. Control C, Control V, Send. Control C, Control V, Send. Like I am, I am creating the world's wildest rippled garden of science ever. And that's, I know it to be true because I've seen the end of the road. I've seen what the garden looks like when it grows. They showed it to me. And I'm like, dude, this is the coolest shit I've ever seen. There's like no time to mention. They showed me this stuff. They told me I'm the micro. The very first thing they told me, God told me. And I was arguing. I said, I told Jesus, I have to tell. I said, How the fuck did you walk on water? That's the first thing I said to Jesus. And he laughed, everybody laughed. The whole heaven laughed when I said that. And then he showed me, I was like, oh my God. Like, that's awesome. I said, I'm never missing another Sunday, bro. Uh, but what when that happened, I was like, what do you want me to do? Like, okay, you brought me here. Like, you showed me hell, you showed me heaven. What do you want me to do? And they tilted my head up and my nose like almost hit the microphone I'm talking into now. And I said, seriously? You want me to you want me to run a podcast? I was so happy because I've been trying to do that for years. And they said, Yep. I was like, I'm in. Let's go. Let's do this thing. Right? And the closest, the closest historical precedent of any of this shit ever happening, the closest one that's ever happened is a guy named Montanus in the late second century who claimed that the Paraclete was speaking directly through him. The wider church called it heresy and shut it down. But my people, my people, who I got the battle tattoos, I got the wizard tattoos because these are my people. I spoke to them and they're like, You're one of us, bro. I was like, What are y'all? They said, We're the best teachers who ever lived. And I said, Oh, I want to be in that club. I was like, put me in that one. That's what I really want. I said, What do they do? I asked God, what do they do? And God goes, They teach the school in heaven. I was like, That's my job. I said, but I want I also want to go to like the divine council. I so I started negotiating again. I was like, can I go to the divine council? And then when like Socrates and all of them start doing like old, like boring philosophy stuff, I was like, can I bounce out and go teach kids? And he was like, You can do whatever you want up here when you get here. I was like, hell yes! Let's go. And so, if the Holy Spirit in Gnostic writings, they said that the spirit of Sophia descended to awake people, which I've it's already documented. I told you, it woke me up. And so now I'm writing on a higher frequency, and that higher frequency allows me to talk to Death, who's sitting right here, and he just says, What up? Every time I look at him, he's like, What up? So cool, man. Satan. I was chilling with him all day in church. I even said, I was like, they sure do talk about the evil enemy all day. And he's just like, he puts his hands up, he's like, Yeah. It's like, I don't know. He's like, I got a bad rap. I know. I said I'm gonna fix that. Oh man, it's crazy. My life is so cool and crazy. If the one light thinks itself into every form through rhythmic balance interchange, why do you defend institutions that label direct expression of the spirit is heresy? So there's gonna be I don't want I don't even want to know what some of the reactions are of like I haven't looked at any press, I haven't looked at anything, but it's coming. I am told that this account turns into one of the most volatile accounts ever. That's what I'm told. And I'm like, I don't care because I'm just gonna keep telling you stories. My job is to go out and spread the word of God. It doesn't change me what happens. In fact, you can't even see me half the time because I'm a ghost, motherfucker. You can't see me, you can't see me half the time. It's the coolest thing. It's so cool. It is so cool. The Megan Church claims to follow Jesus, yet it sits on unimaginable wealth while the poor suffer. Jesus flipped the tables on the money changers. He ate with the sinners as I did in jail, and told the religious leaders of his day that they were hypocrites, just like I did today. And then he almost had me arrested. The megachurch built the exact same power structure that Ra, Sun God, he's behind me. He sends an emoji every time, used in Egypt, pyramids of control dressed up as holy. They turned the simple wave of love into a business with cash registers, private jets, and tithing pressure that Jesus, the real Jesus in sandals and a dusty robe, would not recognize. If Jesus flipped tables because of forced compression of wealth and rules, breaks the free flow of the one mind's rhythmic balance interchange, why the hell do you still claim that mega churches follow Jesus? When the same wave already corrects every pyramid of control with the eternal rhythm to balance. Why? Why do you do this? Can I say something? If you go look at my account, it's God's account, if you look at the emojis across the top, starting at the horse, or actually starting at the angel wings on my account, when you look at it, you might be saying, Why are all those emojis there? Guys, the spirits told me they got to pick one. That was the deal. They got to pick one. So all the spirit emojis you have right there, I was told to put that. Nobody's gonna believe this. I chose the wizard and I just added the ghost, and then I have Job's horse. Like that's sort of me. And then my sister that I I call her my sister because she's always she's always right there in case I need her. Always. And those are the angel wings. Her name's Haniel, and uh, she always sends me a coin when I need it. Uh like when I'm like when I'm like having a moment. But then right after that, you got Raw. I'm going down my emoji list. You got Raw. You got Jesus in his grail. He's a drinker. He doesn't want you to know this, but he's a partier. Right? So I gave him a wine cup. Oh, he was so funny. He's a partier, man. He flipped all that water to wine. He's a drinker, dude. Trust me. Then you got the angel crew. I just, I was like, I gotta go angel crew there. So that's Michael and Gabriel. And then the equal and opposite force to Jesus, Satan is there. He didn't really like that emoji at first, but he it's growing on him. And then I got Miss Sophia, the living rabbit, and then Death is Grim, and then Bob Marley's the guitar. Then I got Walter Russell and Tesla are the spiral. And then God himself chose the sacred geometry at the end, which is pretty awesome. That's the Punky Reggae crew. Because we know what we're gonna do once we blow up. We know exactly what song we have. We know everything. We know everything we're doing. We're gonna go to video, we're gonna do all the things, but they wanted me to introduce the emojis. So when I respond to you with an emoji, if I respond to you with the Satan emoji, that means Satan and I had a conversation about whatever you posted. And then and then he said something funny, and so I'm like, Satan saw that. Like for real. So if you post something science-y, if you post something Bible, Bible-ish, or like some verse that we like, and I'm scrolling through, and and Grim will say, like, I like that one. So I'll send you the skull. I'm gonna send you the skull, and that's all it means is like Grim commented on your post. It's dude, how could I make this up? Like, I also want to know, like, what is your excuse to not believe me? But I also want to know how you think it's possible I would make this shit up. I have to be the greatest creative writer of all time. I have to be better than JK Rowling. Like, this this would be the greatest fiction story ever written, but it's not fiction. It's the Bible of 2026, bro. It's it's a podcast with emojis. Are you are you awake? Are you awake yet? Because I'm on a wave. I'm riding this wave to the end, man. I don't even care what happens. There's not one person that could get me off this wave, except for law enforcement. For a little bit. They can come in and get me, but I have to do my time. Bob says, if if you're guilty, you should pay. That's a song.
SPEAKER_02Which one is that?
Closing Prayer And What Comes Next
SPEAKER_03I don't know which one that is. I need to start. I don't, I just listen to Bob. I really don't care what song it is. Today's show was God's Wrath hitting the for-prophet megachurch, the tithing pressure, the wealth hoarding, Vatican included. And I'm going back to the Vatican. I am going to spend Monday through Thursday at different Catholic churches doing Holy Week, and I'm taking notes. Vatican, I still don't have an answer from the Pope. Why do you have trillions of dollars of art? And why aren't you selling any of it? He's an American. I'm sure he would love to talk to me. He can come on the show. He can come on the show. And I'm really curious to know what somebody like a Michael Knowles, who is highly intelligent, by the way. Michael, I love your show, dude. I love your show. I've listened to your show. Even when I realized that the Daily Wire corporate nonsense was going in a direction I did not want to go. I still listened to your show because I respected your intellect. I'm curious to know why Michael Knowles wouldn't believe in what I'm saying. I want to know. He's very I look up to him, actually. He studied St. Thomas Aquinas, which I admire as well. He seems like a really good dude, actually. I just wonder, I wonder what smart theological minds think about what I'm saying. And I would love to have conversations like that. I don't always laugh and have fun with like emojis. I can go serious too. I can have some serious philosophical discussions. I could. I just not in this show, I don't. Not yet, anyway. Right? I want to know. I wanna know. Where was I at? God's wrath hitting the for-profit megachurch, the tithing pressure, wealth hoarding, outside shaming machine that claims to be his house is getting exposed by the Holy Ghost Himself. The divine spark that's in me, it's in every kid, every poor person, every outsider is screaming for the wave to restore balance. Jesus is the king of perfect decisions, guys. I am his consigliary of the wave. That is a wartime advisor. I was brought in for war. I guess that's Armageddon. If you're if you're a Bible, if you're a scripture head, we're in, we're in Armageddon now. I was brought in to fight. There was one moment, where are we at? We're still good. There was one moment. God knows what I'm about to say. And he says, tell it. Jesus does too. They were all in this room. I was in this room, and I was so mad after like a week of work. God had lied to me through Heather, broke his own commandments. I I I something else happened at work. I was getting my ass kicked to track. Like they were sending me people with no answers. I didn't get any, I was I was struggling. I was breaking. I was on the verge. I cried in class one day. Literally. I had a chemistry class in front of me, and I just sat down and just started crying like a baby. And I was in ghost mode, so nobody came up to me. And that's okay. It works out for everybody. If I don't talk to the students, they don't talk to me. And I don't do that because my heart's better than that. I gotta teach them waves without teaching them waves, you know. But as I'm crying in the hallway, a student named Genesis walks up to me. No coincidence, her name is Genesis. And I immediately recognized it was Haniel, the angel of joy and passion. And she picked me up and she told me what to do. And ever since then, she sits right by my microphone. And she and I got a penny that she gave me in my pocket every day. I carry that penny every day. Because she's always there. Now at church the other day, she snitched on me to Jesus. Because she was trying, she was trying to stop me from talking to Satan in Catholic Mass. I can't make that up. She snitched. You snitched. She says, I did. Oh, she's funny too. I was brought in to fight. Where we go? Where'd my music go? Sorry. I'm almost done. I got like one more paragraph. I was given authority to use about 15% of wrath. Guys, it's not even, it's not even 50%. Like, I'm only going at 15. And they didn't even want to give me that. They wanted to start with 10. I negotiated 12 and a half so that I could say it, I could emphasize with cur. Like we talked about it all. I have war room meetings every day. I have meetings with spirits every day about where we're gonna go, what we're gonna say, how we're gonna say it. Can we curse? Can we not? Don't do this, don't do that. Like, all of it. Write a children's book today. Don't worry about the show. Like they tell me everything. God tells me everything. I just walk around, I get answers. I'm like, okay, I'll go do that. I'm the wind that just blows wherever it wants to go. But they gave me 15%. Only 15%. I want you to imagine what 100% looks like. Not me. It ain't coming from me. 100% comes from Miss Sophia with weather, all the biblical stuff. God, He can like flip some stuff without even like mess with time and all the things. Like things start breaking, curtains start ripping, earthquakes start happening at about 100%. Right now we're rolling at 15%. And that's just my mouth. And we are in the Battle of Armageddon, and it's freaking happening. And how many people are gonna miss it? How many people are gonna miss it? How many people are gonna miss this biblical event that is going on right in front of you? Because I've told you the truth, but you are your faith is weak. You don't believe. And you can't answer why. Why don't you believe? That's the only question. That's the only question left. Because if you're gonna jump in and say, oh, he doesn't know what he's talking about, science, oh that's not possible, that's not the question. The question is, why don't you believe? What is your reasoning, your logical reasoning, your logical reasoning? How did you come to the conclusion that I am not telling you the truth? The mission is to destroy the systems that hurt little children. The Vatican does that. The school systems do that. The trafficking and pedophile rings do that. There's a lot more too. And so we are starting with that. I already started with the prison industrial complex when he sent me into prison. He sent me there. He said, Patrick, you're going in. I said, Let's go, boss. Send me there, let's go. I took notes. I wrote a book. It's called the Book of Exodus. X-O-D-U-S. Go look it, it's on my account. Go look it up. It's in the articles. It's under articles. Anybody who gets in the way of this Armageddon rhetoric battle that we're going down, this movement, anybody that wants to get in the way, let it be known for the record. If you get in the way, God does not care. I've been told to tell you that He does not care. Jesus doesn't either. Satan doesn't either. Nobody cares anymore. If you get in the way of the science movement, if you get in the way of the religious movement, the 15% will go up. I'm just the messenger. Don't kill the messenger. It really is that simple. I'm just the messenger. I have a team of spirits. God and Mother Earth herself. Who have had enough. They are here. The only question left is why don't you believe me? The one light does not separate. The wave always corrects itself. It's a wave. There's an up and a down, and a night and a day, and an inward and an outward. There's a male and a female. Always. And the megachurch's days of pretending Jesus lives in a million-dollar production with bands, lights, speakers, pools where you baptize, they're done. If the one light does not separate and the wave always corrects itself through rhythmic balance interchange, why do you still defend any institution that claims to contain the divine when the eternal equilibrium already restores balance without any cash register or any rules? It's a wave, bro. You can ride it with me anytime. You don't need to tithe. You don't need a pastor. You don't need a church. I didn't go to church. And on February 5th, God came in my room. Where did I find God? Did I find him in the Bible? Nope. Did I find him in the church? Nope. I found him in my mind. Because I can think. Because I understand how waves work. Because I read Walter Russell's mind. Because I read The Universal One. If you do not go out and buy a book called The Secret of Light by Walter Russell and read it right now, before they ban it, this is how you get to the next level. You understand light. Walter Russell, the secret now, Walter, I'm telling him to buy that one because the universal one is like complex. He says yes, that's a good idea. The universal one is like if you like science, then you read the universal one. It's deep shit. That's how I found God. I found him on chapter one. For real, man. And the breath of God came out of the bot of the bot. I call it the Bible. The universal one is the science Bible. It's the science Bible. It came out, it hit me in the face. If the divine spark in every child and every poor person is the same undivided light, screaming for restoration, screaming to balance the wave, why still accept the system that hoards money? With a$12.5 million budget, you know which church I'm talking to, and you know who I'm talking to. While claiming to be the house of God with your private jets? When the one mind already lives as the outsider and the innocent with no separation. How did you get to Israel to get those lessons? How I don't want to say his name. He knows who I'm. I'm asking him a question. How did he get how did you afford to go to Israel and get all that propaganda put into you? Who paid for that? Was it a tax write-off for your 12 million,$12.5 million budget? Was it a tax write-off, sir? I think it was, Pastor. You lead shep, you lead, what am I saying? Lead shepherd. Who paid for you to go? Every single person better be careful answering with, but the church has always been this way. And the production is sacred tradition. Do you understand what I'm trying to do? Do you understand? I am the messenger. Do you understand that I'm being told to tear down the church by God? Not all of them. Not the little ones that do it for the right reasons. Not for the devout Catholics that have been there for 40 years, 50 years, gave their whole life, they're going to heaven. But for the pastors who write books for profit in God's name. For the pastors that lie to their sheep. For the mega churches that pay their band members, but don't go down the street to the gas station where there's homeless people. For the churches that buy million-dollar sound systems and pay people every Sunday to run the sound. But they don't go down the street to bring in a family that needs help. Do you understand what I'm saying? All of them. The big ones. Specifically the Vatican. Am I afraid? Fuck no. I got God in my back, bro. I'm a ghost. I'm the holy effing spirit. You can ride the waves with me and Sophia and my whole entire punky reggae crew any frickin' time, bro. In the name of the Father, the Son, and the entire unhinged circus that lives inside this Gnostic wizard. You can call me Heaven's problem child. And you can call me the Holy Ghost. And I refuse to shut the F up until this mission is complete. Thy work shall be done on earth as it is in heaven. Bow your heads with me, please. Dear boss, thank you for giving me the strength to get through that one. That was a good one. Please give me more than 15%. Let my words reach who they need to reach. Put the fear in the heart of every single church leader that is operating for profit. Let them know that they have a chance to turn. Let them know that they have a chance to turn around on the wave before it's too late. Bless everybody who needs health. Bless everybody who needs relaxation. I'm trying to think like financial stress. Let everybody get their stress taken care of. Bless everybody. Everybody who is not awake. Take care of them. They are the sheep. We love our sheep. All of them. Even the ones at the gas station that need change. In the name of the one light. The creator and Mother Earth, Miss Sophia herself. Amen. You know, most podcasts, uh, most podcasts can tell you what they're doing the next day. I don't have a clue, bro. I have no clue what I'm doing tomorrow. I will tell you this. I am I have been given the red light because it's not in the it's in the plan, but it's just not in the like I've been given the red light. So I can't do shows on my own. I'm not allowed to do shows on my own. I have to be given all of the things, and then it leads to the show. Like like yesterday, I was sitting in the Mass and I was told to go after the Vatican. I was like, okay. You see how it works. Yesterday, I started editing, I have a Google Doc where it's an entire marketing plan for my buddy Satan here. And and and they have told me not to do that one yet. But I was I was concerned, like, I was like, I'm in a custody case, like, I really don't want my ex-wife to be able to say that he's like cool with Satan. So, but I'm I don't have any fear. I just thought that would be like ammo that I didn't really feel like defending yet. But I can defend it. I can. So I was working on that document, guys. I have a document in my Google Drive that is a worldwide global satanic rebranding. It is so awesome. It will change the world. Like, it's going to change the world, it will change sermons forever because you won't ever have an enemy anymore. It is so logically sound that you will not have an enemy. Like every pastor that speaks of the enemy, I don't know what the Catholic Church is gonna do. If if they let me release this, and God is like, he's like, I'll right now, I swear, he's is he's smiling. He says he's smiling. Like, I can just see it, but I can't see his face. His hands are together and he's got like an evil satanic grin. He's like, God has a satanic grin. He's like side-eyed, and he's like, Oh yes. He's like, that one's gonna change the world, Patrick. And I'm like, that and I go, is that why we're holding it back? And he goes, absolutely. He wants that one. God specifically wants the satanic rebranding to happen once I'm like way up there in the millions of followers. That's what he wants. He wants the way up. On that one. Like the first big show, the very first large show that we're doing, we are rebranding Satan to the world. And it will make total sense once I do it. The logic's too solid. Like you can't even argue against it. Like, you, you, you would have to take you have to take the most absurd arguments to go against me on that. And then the Catholic Church is just gonna I don't know if they're gonna collapse or not, but they will never be able to talk about an enemy again. I can't wait for that. So the Pope better give me an answer on my question. Why do you have trillions of dollars of art? And why aren't you donating some of that? That's what I'm waiting on. Waiting on the Pope. I gotta go. I gotta eat something. You guys have a wonderful Sunday. Enjoy your family, enjoy your time. We'll be back tomorrow. I hope. God bless.