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Ep. 290 Today's Peep is Demented and Loaded with Profane Soundbites from the Past, Dr. Demento's Final Sign-off After 55 Years of Radio Excellence, Plus Sound & Fury: Classic Cursing Outbursts (WARNING- TONS OF CURSING)
Dr. Demento, the iconic radio personality who brought us five decades of musical oddities and launched Weird Al Yankovic's career, is hanging up his top hat. At 84 years old, Barrett Hansen (Dr. Demento's real name) has announced his retirement after nearly 55 years of broadcasting novelty songs to delighted audiences worldwide.
Looking out from my studio windows into the beautiful Northern California foothills, I reflect on the enormous impact this quirky broadcaster had on American pop culture. Dr. Demento didn't just play strange songs – he created an entire community around musical curiosities that mainstream radio wouldn't touch. From "Monster Mash" to "They're Coming to Take Me Away" to "Fish Heads," these tracks became cultural touchstones largely because one man believed novelty music deserved airtime.
The second half of this episode ventures into decidedly explicit territory as we explore some of broadcasting's most infamous meltdowns. Tommy Lasorda's legendary response when asked about Dave Kingman's three home runs against the Dodgers leads the pack, followed by Earl Weaver's shockingly profane "Manager's Corner" segment. We also revisit Bobby Knight's halftime fury, Chris Berman losing his cool when people walked in front of his camera, and Casey Kasem's iconic "ponderous" outburst when forced to transition from an upbeat song to a dedication about a dead pet.
These unfiltered moments reveal what happens when the polished veneer of broadcasting cracks under pressure – moments of raw authenticity that have become part of media folklore. From baseball managers to beloved radio personalities, no one is immune to the occasional explosive outburst when pushed to their limits.
Have you ever heard Dr. Demento's show or encountered one of these infamous broadcasting moments? Share your memories and let me know which novelty song still gets stuck in your head after all these years!
we are back. It is a thursday and this, my friends, is of 300 peeps, our Pat's Peeps podcast. Happy Thursday to ya. I'm Patrick, the host of the Pat Walsh Show on KPK Radio, 7 to 10 pm, monday through Friday, except for last night where we had technical glitches. But today, on this Thursday, I look out my studio windows into the beautiful foothills of Northern California. My friends, the sun's shining, a little bit of a breeze, but it's going to be hot. There's no doubt it's going to be a hot one. Happy summer to you, wherever you are. Thank you so much for listening to my podcast. Very, very much appreciate you. Thank you for listening to my radio show as well today.
Speaker 1:Part two of our experiment cursing versus no cursing Audio bites, sound bites from the past. Yesterday we featured sound bites that you know what? Hey, no cursing, hilarious, memorable, some of them just fascinating A lady calling in on herself for drunk driving. Not necessarily funny, but just so fascinating. You don't hear that very often. But again, we're trying to see what people may enjoy or maybe not enjoy, but between cursing and non-cursing soundbites. It's just a little experiment I'm conducting here on the Pat's Peeps Number 290. So today I'm just going to let you know I've got a dedication. I want to talk about someone who I really admire, and then we're going to get into some soundbites, which, again, I don't believe in trigger warnings. I think that's weak. But I mean, if I were into trigger warnings I would have triggered that. We played yesterday that socialist communist conference in Sacramento which is so embarrassing, but I don't really do that. So you so at some point? I'm just warning you that on two 90, I'm not going to curse, but I'm going to play soundbites with bites. That is loaded with cursing Over the top cursing and anger. All right, so there's your warning. So if you want to tune out after my initial discussion here, okay, but then you'll miss out on all the cursing. I'm just telling you it's super fun Anyhow.
Speaker 1:So here on Pat's peeps 290, I want to let you know that a radio legend is going to retire. It's not me, but man, I love this guy. Dr demento is his name. You know, dr demento. His real name is barrett hansen, but he's world. He's known worldwide Dr Demento. His real name is Barrett Hanson, but he's known worldwide as Dr Demento. This guy turns people on to novelty songs. He's been doing this for 55 years, more than 55 years had this show. It's amazing, known worldwide novelty records, goofy songs, I mean he's going to hang up his iconic top hat now.
Speaker 1:He announces retirement at the end of his most recent episode of his long-running show, wrapped up the top 10 countdown, delivered a special announcement to his listeners. He says I'm 84 now. I've been doing this for nearly 55 years. I guess just under 55 years, about two-thirds of his life. He said. And I get that. I mean I've been at the radio station, I'm at for a long time, like half of my life. He said it's been a blast. I've come to the decision I need to hang up my top hat soon. And so what you just heard is my last show, last of my regular shows. To me that's the key regular shows because he may want to do some other things. You know, maybe he wants to do a show now and then and he's not completely hanging it up. But the Dr Demento show will continue until October. Most of the upcoming episodes are going to be pulled from the show's archive. They're going to include recaps, rebroadcasts, classic episodes, just like what happened on my show last night, unfortunately because we had technical issues last night. But the show's final episode will coincide with its 55th anniversary of its first episode and fittingly it will be doing the top 40 countdown of novelty songs.
Speaker 1:The doctor, dr Demento, introduced so many of us to these novelty records. You know he did a lot of Dickie Goodman. I first heard Dickie Goodman on AM radio, though, but he did a show in Pasadena and he collected these novelty records. He worked up these humorous songs, worked them into these playlists. He got a bunch of positive reactions from this. Thus the Dr Demento show was born and became legendary, introducing us to countless novelty songs, some of the ones like the Monster Mash by Bobby Boris Pickett that's become a staple over the years. Everyone knows that song Every Halloween that's the first one that's dusted off and played. That song every halloween that's the first one that's dusted off and played. But he um, he also introduced us to a lot of other classics. Here's dr demento in action wind up your radio.
Speaker 2:I'm dr defensa, with mad music and crazy comedy from out the vaults and off the wall Rare records and outrageous tapes from yesterday, today and tomorrow. This week we'll have a salute to the demented year 1986, with some great comedy hits that made their debut that year and a couple we haven't heard since then. Whimsical Will will have his annual salute to the big summer monster movie always a highlight. Jessica Will will have his annual salute to the big summer monster movie always a highlight. Got a lot of very demented new songs and lots of old favorites by request. Now we usually play this one at Halloween, but I thought, heck, june can be a scary time of year too. We're playing it this week for Jason in Great Falls and Ryan in Rochelle.
Speaker 4:Here's Flippy T Fishhead. There's a full moon in the pasture tonight. Hangs like a fine and polished pearl, so pure and white. The average guy finds so much beauty in its life. But I'm a werecow. Moo, moo, moo. I'm a werecow and I'm aware Dr Demento in action.
Speaker 1:So these would be like old. These are kind of deep songs that unless you were listening to Dr Demento, you probably would have never heard. But then he introduced us to a lot of songs that became classics like this one.
Speaker 5:Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berserk.
Speaker 6:Well, you left me anyhow, and then the days got worse and worse, and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind they're coming to take me away.
Speaker 5:Haha, they're coming to take me away. Oh, hee-hee, ha ha. To the funny farm where life is beautiful.
Speaker 8:All the time To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away.
Speaker 1:Napoleon 14 on the Dr Demento show. And so you laughed.
Speaker 6:You laughed when I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid.
Speaker 1:Right, right. That became very popular, that song. A lot of people have heard that one, a lot of people know that one and a lot of people were exposed to that because, again, of Dr Demento Dr Demento also, by the way. Many people don't realize this, but he kick-started Weird Al Yankovic's career by playing his early songs and now Weird Al is everywhere. He's become a you know, a big, big artist. And as a teenager, weird Al then known as Al maybe he was known as Weird Al amongst his friends. But he began sending these homemade tapes of his songs to Dr Demento because he knew that Dr Demento was the guy that appreciated novelty tunes, funny tunes. And the doctor found a certain charm in the accordion-powered little songs that Al would record on a cheap cassette player in his own bedroom and he gave it to him for his first airplay. And songs like his very first song, which very few people may know, but this is called Belvedere Cruising I can take you anywhere.
Speaker 4:I'm a 1964 Belvedere is called Belvedere.
Speaker 1:Cruising. I can take you anywhere. I'm a 1964.
Speaker 4:Belvedere Go a Belvedere cruising tonight 1976.
Speaker 1:Enough. Of course, I don't own the rights to this amazingly great song or any of these songs. So he did that one, Belvedere Cruising. Then he later did this one and played this on the air. And this one was done in a men's bathroom, as I recall, a public restroom, my bologna. Well, to be honest with you, this one was a done in a men's restroom, but he did one where it was just the accordion. I played that on yesterday's podcast, but he also shared this one with us. Another one rides the bus Weird Al Dr Demento, the Dr Demento Show. I love the deep voice guy. Yeah, yeah, I love it. So we'll talk more about Dr Demento on my radio show tonight, talk about his radio career, how he got his syndication started and everything you know. He was also responsible. This song kind of caught on, didn't it a little bit? Shaving Cream this was an old song that he dusted off for the show. I have a sad story to tell you.
Speaker 2:It may hurt your feelings a bit.
Speaker 1:So this is Dr Demento singing Shaving Cream.
Speaker 2:Last night I went into my bathroom and I stepped in a big pile of shaving cream. Be nice and clean.
Speaker 1:Shave every day and you'll always look keen. Remember this.
Speaker 2:Here we are in this fine, yummy coffee joint. I hate to be picking a net, but hey, dude, I ordered Cafe Latte Supreme and you brought me a cup full of shaving cream.
Speaker 1:That's the good doctor now those were. Those were songs that maybe if, even if you were sort of a surface dr demento fan or if you didn't even know dr demento, you may possibly could have heard those songs, especially they're coming to take me away Napoleon 14. But when I tell you he had some weird songs that he played I mean weird. He did deep, well, fish heads. I talked about that yesterday. Billy Mummy from Lost in Space, barnes and Barnes did fish heads. That's why the world was exposed to that crazy song. But speaking of weird, it doesn't get much weirder than this from Dr Demento. I had this record. It had all these songs on there. I got weird. Every time I see you, I got weird.
Speaker 6:Want to find a place to bite you. I got weird. I want to find a place to bite you. I got weird when I found out you don't like me.
Speaker 1:I got weird Because you know that you excite me Sitting in my little room. It's weird that I have to find something obscene to do. I know all the lyrics to this weird song Louise off butterflies, salt some snails and watch them bubble bubble, bubble, bubble bubble. That's my demented head because of Dr Demento.
Speaker 11:Oh.
Speaker 1:And just when you think, God, that's the weirdest song of all time, is it Because maybe you haven't heard from the good doctor? My name is not Merv Griffin.
Speaker 4:Now people stop me often and ask if I'm Merv Griffin. But I don't even know him. I've never seen his show. Now, everybody loves him. What would they do without him? They ask me all about him. I'm Merv.
Speaker 1:Griffin, and I don't even know him. Here it goes, my friends, beware. Trigger warning. Trigger warning, trigger trigger, trigger warning.
Speaker 4:Yeah, his name is not Merv Griffin. His name is not Merv Griffin. His name is not Merv Griffin.
Speaker 1:His real name is George.
Speaker 4:They think that they all know me. They tell me I'm the body. They want to touch my body. They want to go to bed. They give me pens and pencils. They give me candy apples. They want to see my nipples. I wish that they were dead. His name is not Merv Griffin. His name is not Merv Griffin. His name is not Merv Griffin.
Speaker 1:His real name is George Try being in Italy and having that song looping in your head as an earworm, good Lord, it will almost drive you insane. I'll finish Pat's Peeps 290 with another one of the favorites from the Good Dr Demento Show, and we'll talk about that on my show tonight and we'll get way deeper into it. Now, my friends, comes the portion of the show, the podcast, pat's Peeps 290, that you either want to hear the following cursing or you do not. All right, it is at this point that not for me, but we play audio part two. Audio bites part two. Perhaps some of the selections I have chosen have been bleeped.
Speaker 1:Audio Bites Part 2. Perhaps some of the selections I have chosen have been bleeped. I didn't even check that. But either way we're going to play it and either way they're filthy, okay, filthy. So just know that. Proceed at your own risk. Sign your consent form. Now we're going to start off cursing soundbites from the past with my all-time favorite dodger well tied, by the way. Neither tommy lasorda. I'm just going to say that vins Scully is my other favorite. I don't want to get too much ado deep into baseball. Tommy Lasorda was asked May 14, 1978, about Dave Kingman's three home runs against LA.
Speaker 6:Can you give us just a few basic?
Speaker 8:comments about your feelings on the game. Well, naturally I feel bad about losing a ballgame like that. There's no way you should lose that ballgame. That just doesn't make sense. What's your opinion of Kingman's performance? What's my opinion of Kingman's performance? What the f*** do you think is my opinion of it? I think it was f***ing, f***ing, f***ing. Put that in, I don't f***ing Opinion of his performance. F***ing, f***ing beat us with three home runs. What the f*** do you mean? What is my opinion of his performance? How can you ask me a question like that? What is my opinion of his performance? F***, he hit three home runs.
Speaker 1:Oh, they're bleeping it, they're bleeping it, I'm f***ed off to lose the f***ing game.
Speaker 8:And you ask me my opinion of his performance. That's alright, off to lose the game. And you asked me my opinion of this performance all right, well, that's a tough question to ask me, isn't it? What is my opinion of his performance? Yes, it is. I asked it and you gave me an answer. Well, I didn't give you a good answer because I'm mad, but I mean that wasn't a good question.
Speaker 8:That's a tough question to ask me right now what is my opinion of his performance. I mean you want me now what is my opinion of his performance? I mean you want me to tell you what my opinion of his performance is. You just did that's right. The guy hits three home runs a game. You just did, yeah.
Speaker 1:Now all right. Well, that got beeped, doggone it. That's all right. Though I love Tommy Lasorda, he told it like it was Now the next two. I do not believe this is going to be bleeped, and this made Tommy LaSorda's reaction seem calm and somewhat decent. Let's stick with managers. Let's go back to 1970. Oh my God, I'm not even going to play the entire thing because it gets really crude, but no one was more fired up, I should say, than Baltimore Orioles manager Earl Weaver crude, but no one was more fired fired up, I should say than baltimore oriole's manager, earl weaver. Here he is, on manager's corner.
Speaker 7:Here we go and now to the manager's corner with earl weaver hi everybody.
Speaker 5:This is earl weaver with manager's corner. Today I have tom marr Moore, Oreo broadcaster, back on the show and I understand Tom's been getting some mail with questions that supposedly I can answer. Now what the fuck are some of these goddamn questions, Tom?
Speaker 7:Well, first of all, earl George Moore from Baltimore is asking how much we feel the loss of Don Stanhouse.
Speaker 5:Well, don Stanhouse was an asshole. He had us in trouble, had the fucking bases loaded God damn it almost every fucking time he went out there. He liked to ruin my health smoking cigarettes, and thank God we got Timmy Stoddard coming in on the bullpen right now sticking a bat up their asses, and that's what it takes.
Speaker 7:Well, bill Whitehouse Earl that certainly is an answer from Frederick Merrill wants to know why you and the Orioles don't go out and get some more team speed Team speed, for Christ's sake.
Speaker 5:You get fucking goddamn little fleas on the fucking bases getting picked off trying to steal, getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. You get them big cocksuckers that can hit the fucking ball out of the ballpark and you can't make any goddamn mistake.
Speaker 7:Well, certainly this show is going to get out in history. Earl Terry Elliott of Washington DC wants to know why you don't use Terry Crowley as a designated hitter. Yeah, what about that?
Speaker 5:Terry Crowley's lucky. He's in fucking baseball, for Christ's sake. He was released by the Cincinnati Reds. He was released by the fucking goddamn Atlanta Braves. We thought that Terry Crowley could sit on his fucking ass for eight innings and enjoy watching a baseball game just like any other fan, and has the ability to get up there and break one open in the fucking ninth. So if this cocksucker'd mind his own business and let me manage the fucking team, we'd be a lot better off well, certainly you've made your opinions known on the fans questions about baseball earl.
Speaker 7:But let's get to something else. Alice sweet from norfolk wants to know the best time to put in a tomato plant okay, so I'm.
Speaker 1:I'm going to stop it right there because he gets a little crude about that. I'll let him talk baseball like that, but I'm not going to play this. Even that's too much for me. Meanwhile, sticking one more with the managers in Major League Baseball, here is the Chicago Cubs' Lee Ilya manager. Cubs manager Lee Ilya and his infamous tirade, april 29th 1983. Man, this is the Cubs manager and he's talking smack about the Cub fans.
Speaker 3:I hope we get fucking hotter than shit just to stuff it up them 3,000 fucking people that show up every fucking day, up every fucking day, because if they're the real Chicago fucking fans, they can kiss my fucking ass right downtown and print it. They're really, really behind you around here, my fucking ass. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Go out there and let my fucking players get destroyed every day and be quiet about it? For the fucking nickel-dime people to show up? The motherfuckers don't even work. That's why they're out at the fucking game. They only go out and get a fucking job and find out what it's like to go out there and fucking live it. 85 percent of the fucking world's working. The other 15 come out here. A fucking playground for the cocksuckers. Rip them, motherfuckers. Rip them cocky cocksuckers. Rip them motherfuckers.
Speaker 1:Rip them cocksuckers like the fucking players. Skipper, I got a question.
Speaker 3:Those guys busting their fucking ass and them fucking people poo, and that's the cunts, my fucking ass. They talk about the great fucking support that the players get around here. I haven't seen it this fucking year. The name of the game is hit the ball, catch the ball and get the fucking job done. Right now we have more losses than we have wins. The fucking changes that have happened in the Cub organization are multifold. All right, they don't show because we're 5-14. And unfortunately that's the criteria of them, dumb 15 motherfucking percent that come out to date baseball. The other 85% are earning a living. It'll take more than a 5-13 or a 5-14 to destroy the makeup of this club. I guarantee you that there's some fucking pros out there that want to fucking of this club. I'll guarantee you that there's some fucking pros out there that want to fucking play this game. But you're stuck in a fucking stigma of the fucking Dodgers and the Phillies and the Cardinals and all that cheap shit, all these motherfucking editorials about, say, and fucking the Philly-itis, and all that shit.
Speaker 1:That's sickening, it's unbelievable I'm gonna leave it at that. I think you get his point. Now, speaking of guys in charge bobby knight everyone knows bobby knight out of temper. Bobby Knight everyone knows Bobby Knight out of temper. Rest in peace, bobby Knight, if you can. Man, I wonder you know if he's up there in heaven if he's ranting like this, because here he is at halftime of a basketball game. Bobby Knight, ladies and gentlemen, on Pat's Peeps 290. What a poison.
Speaker 10:I'm getting the fuck out of here. I mean, if you're not going to recover Greg Graham, if you're just going to let him drive by you, if the rest of you are going to let him catch the ball outside the three-second lane and drive all the way in here without one guy challenging him, then I'm leaving and you fucking guys will run until you can't even suffer.
Speaker 10:Now I'm tired of this shit. Now I'm tired of this shit. I'm sick and fucking tired of an 8 and 10 record. I'm fucking tired of losing to Purdue. I'm not here to fuck around this week. Now you may be, but I'm not. Now I'm going to fucking guarantee you that if we don't play up there Monday night, you're not going to believe the next four fucking day. Now I am not here to get my ass beat on Monday. Now you better fucking understand that right now. This is absolute fucking bullshit. Now I'll fucking run your ass right into the ground. I mean I'll fucking run you. You'll think last night was a fucking picnic. I had to sit around for a fucking year with an 8 and 10 record in this fucking lake and I mean you will not put me in that fucking position again, or you will goddamn pay for it like you can't fucking believe. Now you better get your head out of your ass Bobby Knight.
Speaker 1:Meanwhile, do not. Whatever you do, you know I love Chris Berman on ESPN. I love when he and Tom Jackson would do the football highlights. But whatever you do, do not walk in front of Chris Berman's camera when he's getting ready to broadcast.
Speaker 11:I'm doing TV and I got 18. God damn it. Can't everybody stop for 10 minutes? I mean, everybody seems that that's the only Everybody. Can we stick Jesus Christ? I mean it's not that much to ask, Is that when everybody has to move? When I'm trying to concentrate Jesus, and you guys thought I was a pain in the ass, I'm sorry. I mean that's so rude. I can't believe that that's. It's so goddamn rude.
Speaker 1:I didn't mean to Chris.
Speaker 11:Why does everyone all of a sudden have to move? You've got two fucking hours to move around. Wait ten minutes.
Speaker 1:I was itching.
Speaker 11:Jesus, I'm sorry to explode by you, but it's like no one's ever worked on TV here before Jesus.
Speaker 1:It happens to the best of them, man.
Speaker 11:Best of us. What the fuck do they think I'm?
Speaker 2:doing.
Speaker 11:I actually can't believe what I just saw, not now. It's like no one here has worked on TV before. Oh jeez, I hear a dial tone and there were seven people. I mean Jesus, we need to use the studio for 15 fucking minutes, just everybody, you know.
Speaker 1:As I say, it happens to the best of them. You know, listen, things have happened to me. They were very frustrating. I never aired it out like you know, like that, but you know, sometimes you get frustrated People. You would never expect Casey Kasem America's Top 40. Or America Top 40. You remember, I love that show man. He was so smooth the tone in his voice.
Speaker 12:This is a classic Casey Kasem meltdown, the countdown will begin this Sunday afternoon at 1, right here on the radio station you grew up with.
Speaker 4:Music radio 138.
Speaker 12:Oh fuck, what the hell is going on here. Geez. Well, isn't this the last hour? We got another hour to do? Geez, I thought we were almost finished. Good golly, miss Molly Boy, this is fucking ponderous man. Ponderous, fucking ponderous. Hi, this is Casey Kasem. American Top 40 has moved to a new time. I hope you'll join me this Saturday morning and every Saturday morning at 2, 2.
Speaker 12:We're up to our long-distance dedication, and this one is about kids and pets and a situation that we can all understand, whether we have kids or pets or neither. It's from a man in Cincinnati, ohio, and here's what he writes Dear Casey, this may seem to be a strange dedication request, but I'm quite sincere and it'll mean a lot if you play it. Recently there was a death in our family. He was a little dog named Snuggles, but he was most certainly a part of let's start again. Uh-oh, I'm coming out of the record. Oh, boy, play the record, okay. Uh-oh, okay, please. Yes, sir, see, when you come out of those up-tempo goddamn numbers, man, it See, when you come out of those up-tempo goddamn numbers, man, it's impossible to make those transitions.
Speaker 12:And then you got to go into somebody dying. You know they do this to me all the time. I don't know what the hell they do it for, but goddamn it if we can't come out of a slow record. I don't understand it. Is Don on the phone? Okay, I hope not. I want a goddamn concerted effort to come out of a record that isn't a fucking up-tempo record. Every time I do a goddamn death dedication, now make it. And I also want to know what happened to the pictures I was supposed to see this week. This is the last goddamn time I want somebody to use his fucking brain to not come out of a goddamn record that's up-tempo. And I got to talk about a fucking dog dying.
Speaker 1:A classic from Casey. How about we get to something away from the world of entertainment? How about this? Yesterday I played a 911 call which was not exactly funny, as I mentioned before, it was a lady calling in on herself who was drunk. She called 911 to report herself driving drunk, which you never hear On today's Pat's Peeps 290, the cursing audio. This is a classic 911 call. Man hits a deer, deer bites him, thought he was dead. I need a bamboolance.
Speaker 9:The ambulance emergency line. Do you have an emergency? I need a bamboolance. Who? Ambulance emergency line. Do you have an emergency? I need a Bambalance. Who is this? Joe? Okay, joe, where do you need us? I'm in the motherfucking phone booth, okay. What's the address there? Hold on, okay, sir. Did you call 3911? No, okay, joe, I need a location. What street are you on? I'm in a motherfucking phone booth at the stop and go. That's it. I'm at the motherfucking stop and go.
Speaker 1:They did little bleeps on this.
Speaker 9:Pretty good Let me tell you what. I'm going down the motherfucking road, driving my car, minding my own goddamn business, and a motherfucking deer jumped out and hit my car. Okay, sir, are you injured? Let me tell you, I get out and pick the moth deer up. I thought he's dead. I put the moth deer in my back seat and I'm driving down the moth road and minding my own business.
Speaker 9:The moth woke up and bit me in the back of my god. They bit me and then kicked the shit out of my car. I'm in the motherfucking phone booth. The deer bit me in the neck. A big motherfucking dog came up and bit me in the leg. I hit him with the motherfucking tire iron and I stabbed him.
Speaker 4:I stabbed him with my knife, so I got a hurt leg and the motherfucking deer bit me in the neck and the dog wanted me out of.
Speaker 9:The motherfucking deer bit me in the neck and the dog wanted me out of my fucking phone booth because he wants the deer. Now, who gets the deer, me or the dog? Okay, sir, are you injured? Yeah, a motherfucking deer bit me in the neck.
Speaker 1:Hold on, hold on now, uh-oh.
Speaker 9:Look out, uh-oh, the motherfucking dog is biting me. Hold on, god damn it, get out of here. Hold the moth-fucking dog is laying me.
Speaker 1:Hold on, God damn it, Get out of here. The moth-fucking dog is laying my ass. I hope he gets a Bambalance soon. We're going to finish this one off my friends here on Batch Peeps 2.90. Going back to Dr Demento and a classic. This is Classy Freddy Blassie. It's a song called Pencil Neck Geek. Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 8:That's Peeps 290.
Speaker 6:Thank you. Back when I was a kid, life was going swell Till something happened, blew everything to hell. That night my daddy stumbled in all pale and weak, said a woman up the block just gave birth to a geek. Mom said sell it to the circus. What the heck dad said nope, this one's a pencil neck. And if there's one thing lower than a sideshow freak, it's a gritty, scum-sucking pencil-neck geek. You see, if you take a pencil that won't hold lead, looks like a pipe cleaner, that's good. Add a buggy with body, with a brain that leaks, you got yourself a gritty pencil-neck geek.
Speaker 1:Thank you for listening. My friends. Happy Thursday. I appreciate it.
Speaker 6:I'm sucking beer with a lousy physique. He's a one-man, no-cut, losing streak. Nothing but a pencil neck geek.
Speaker 1:We'll see you on the radio Pencil neck geek.
Speaker 6:Soon the geeks were popping up all over town, you couldn't hardly sneeze without knocking one down After a nice juicy steak, if you need a toothpick. Just reach for a geek, They'll do the trick.
