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Well, hello there, hello. It is the Pat's Pats Peeps Podcast with 353 for a Wednesday, October 22nd, 2025. It's the afternoon, looking out the studio window into the beautiful foothills of Northern California. You know it's cloudy, the sun is peeking through, but it's a very cool day, very pleasant. How are you? By the way, my name is Patrick. I'm also the host of the Pat Wall Show. It's heard on KFPK Radio. Uh 93.1 FM 1530 AM. We stream live everywhere on the free iHeart app. Just like this podcast. And uh today is a day where I am really getting ready for my trip. Going to Sicily and in just a couple of days. We're uh leaving on Saturday. And uh so I'm in the packing stage. I mean, some of you might always say, Well, I would have already been packed. And I wait till the last second, only because I kind of have an idea what I want to take, but then again, I don't want to, you know, everything laying around. I just kind of want to I kind of make up my mind. Anyhow, you could call it procrastination, or I think it's actually very good timing. I didn't want to do it too early. Because here's the other thing, you don't want to do it too early because you want to check the weather forecast, and as it turns out, uh the weather forecast, um so I'm going to Sicily and then I'm gonna go from Sicily to England. Uh in Sicily, it appears there's gonna be a warming trend, so you know you want to address uh appropriate. And then, of course, uh I don't know what do I have to say about England? Again, I've never been there, but yeah, rain, I'm pretty sure. At least that's what I've heard is in the weather forecast. So it's one of those days, packing, I've been on the phone all day, you know, yeah yeah, all this stuff. Preparing for it, but that's boring anyhow. I hope you're doing well. Wherever you may be, thank you for listening to my podcast. Very grateful. Um you know, today, as I'm preparing for this, and I was talking about how I'm gonna be missing Halloween, I'm gonna be missing the World Series. Dang it! But I thought just for fun today, we'd have a little bit of fun with this. And, you know, uh so yesterday we got a little bit of listener content in, but then you know, I saw the goats and the goats ate my notes. That was awesome, by the way, I have to say. But I wanted to continue with a little bit of the listener content. And also, you know, one of the things about Halloween and me being a music guy, I always love all kinds of music, and when it comes to Halloween, we always hear the same kind of music. We you know, they play a song, they did the mash, they did the monster mash. You got the monster mash by Bobby Boris Pickett, or I mean, there's just a variety of things that you hear a lot on Halloween, certain songs. Like if it's a rock station, you're gonna hear Godzilla, right? Don't fear the Reaper, both by the way, excellent songs by Blue Oyster Cole. Maybe Welcome to My Nightmare. I don't know, I don't really hear that being played on the radio anymore. Alice Cooper. We're Wolves of London, huh? Warren Z Von. By the way, I love Warren Z-Von. Rest in peace. He had so many great songs besides We're Wolves of London, but that certainly is a classic. So I thought it might be kind of fun today to um uncover some other Halloween songs that maybe you've not heard. There's all kinds of I was just what was I just thinking of? You know I like there's some I was gonna go old school, but uh but there's a band called Deadbolt. Deadbolt does some good Halloween stuff. I just like the sound, and they're kind of a I don't know, they play some kind of Halloween type of songs that I like. I like this is called truck drive an SOB, though. I don't know how scary that is, but I like this one. But they got songs Scare Me. It's called Scare Me. They got one called Voodoo Billy Man. I like that.

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Joanne King Dealers in a SQB. She did a cut me off. I followed them downtown to one of them uh artists law. Ha ha! One of the guys came to the door, he said, Hi, he must be bitching. I said no.

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I punched him in the teeth and said, I'm a truck driving son of a bitch. Oh yeah. Truck driving son of a bitch. Truck driving son of a bitch.

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We also got songs like It's a Creepy World. I like this. That's just cool. Good Halloween stuff for me. Not your typical BAPS beeps 353.

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Look out, land don't know it's a creepy world. You open the paper, what do you see? Terrible things that come and constantly.

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Yeah, sorry, I like this kind of stuff.

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Obscure deep stuff.

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We got a song called Voodoo Trucker. This voodoo trucker, one more. They've got Hillbilly Zombies.

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Voodoo Trucker outfit.

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He drives amongst the truckers like a mumbo steak. Yeah, yeah.

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Your CB crackles and you hear a break. Anyhow.

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And anywho. You last night on the show we were talking about the fact that hamburger helper. Remember, remember hamburger helper? It is surging in popularity because people think that somehow you should buy the hamburger helper because they think that maybe that saves money because inflation's out of control. It's been out of control for a long time. And people are trying to, you know, they're they think they're cutting corners, but one of the things we did talk about on the show last night was, you know, hamburger helpers nothing against it. That's old school. But it's not really gonna save you money or be as healthy as if you do something yourself or you buy it, you put it together yourself. And then I forget about the fact that some people don't know how to cook. And then one thing led to another as we're talking about the resurgence of the popularity of hamburger helper. You know what else too? Spam. Spam is making a big comeback. In the midst of this, Scott Robinson, who uh joined me on the show last night from Beyond the Humidor. He and Gary Dietrich, our political analysts, both of them are my friends, said, but you know what? Hamburger helper was good, but don't give me tuna helper. Remember that back in the day you get the tuna helper.

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Oh gotta go home, get dinner ready.

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Wish there was something new to do with tuna.

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Oh yes, yes, mom! I hope you're right. There's something new to do with tuna. Is there anything new you can do with tuna? Who came up with that jingle? Alright, listen, uh JP? Yeah, JR. Yeah, we're gonna need a jingle. It's gonna be something, we need to do something new with tuna. I got it, JB. Alright, JR, let's run it back, Larry Kate and Darren Stevens. Alright, then we get then we'll get the jingle. How about this? Then you get the jingle singers in there. I picture them all wearing, the guys are wearing white pleated slacks and a red V-neck sweater, and the women are wearing white pleated skirts with a red V-neck sweater with like those old uh, what do you call them? Like the uh what was it, hairbands in their hair? What can you do with tuna? Here we go. Tuna.

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Is there anything new you can do with tuna? Tuna helper! Like uh tuna cast away. Mom, are we gonna have that horrible tuna helper? Is there anything new you can do with tuna?

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And there's nothing better than hot tuna. Well, the band's pretty good. Hot tuna. But hot tuna with peas.

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Tuna helper!

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Three, tuna main dish mixes from Betty Crocker. Yeah, that's fantastic. This guy's got Roadkill Helper in case you're in the need for anything like that. You're going down the road. Pat's peeps 353.

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Crossing the highway late last night. It should have looked left and it should have looked right. They didn't see the station wagon car, the skunk got squashed. There you are, you got your dead skunk in the middle of the road. Dead skunk in the middle of the road. Dead skunk in the middle of the road. Stinking the high of a Yeah!

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That's right, buddy. That's right, Pat's Peeps 353. I said, you know, we get to some listener content. By golly, we're gonna do that right now. Let's see, let's go to the well, first of all, thank you to Greg. Greg, if you're listening, thank you, sir. Greg has purchased from the PatzPeeps.com website the beautiful, and oh, so comfortable Tower Records t-shirt. That's right. The Tower Records t-shirt. Yes. It's beautiful. You're gonna love it. You'll wear it proudly. It's the most comfortable shirt you'll wear. Thank you so much. Thank you. Listen to all those satisfied customers. Greg, um, one more time for Greg, shall we? Thank you. We got Tower. He said, you know, Pat, I couldn't decide between a Tower Records t-shirt or the Sam's Offbrow t-shirt, which by the way, that's nice too. Thank you, Greg Green. All right, so this is from Ken. I love this. Ken says, uh, well, here you go. I know I know you're big Dodger fan. Sorry. Yeah. There's Tommy Lasorda on the TV show Chips. Remember that? Larry Wilcox, Eric Estrada. Here's Tommy Lassorda getting pulled over by Chips.

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Forgive me, officer. I know I was speeding, uh, but I'm in a hurry. I'm late for the World Series. I see your license, sir. Look, I left him at home. Uh look, I'm Tommy Lazorda. I'm late for the World Series. Would you step out of the car, sir? Officer, I've got to get to the stadium. Please step out of the car, sir.

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Uh, partner, can we talk? I gotta punch.

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Do you have registration for this vehicle, sir? Look, this isn't my car. I had an accident and I borrowed a friend. Why do I feel like a criminal when I'm telling you this? I'm Tommy Lasorda. Haven't you seen my commercials?

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Uh something wrong, partner. This guy doesn't have a license or vehicle registration. And he claims to be someone named Lasagna.

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Maybe your name's on the back of your uniform, Mr. Lasota. Sure it is.

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That says Valenzuela.

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What? Ballanzuela? Hey, wait a minute. That's Jerry Royce. That's his idea of a joke. Listen, I'm Tommy Lasorda, a manager of the world champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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You know me, don't you? Yes, sir, Mr. Lasota, I do. And I think you're a great manager. But we're still gonna have to cite you. Hey, fair is fair, but could you hurry, please?

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Mr. Lasorda, since my partner vouches for you as a special service to a world champion, I am going to write it fast.

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October 10th, 1982. That's when that show, that's when that show aired. Also, from Ken, and Ken, as I as I told Ken as in reply to this, this is something I try to forget about, but it's out there and it always pops up. Why? Because number one, it's ridiculous and silly. But mainly because the reason I see it is because I'm a Rams fan. And so everyone wants to always send this to me. So from 1986, one of the most embarrassing things that the Rams have ever done, other than draft well, there's a couple of people, Tony Banks and Lawrence Phillips. Here is the horrible playing off the Chicago Bears uh Super Bowl shuffle. The Rams doing the hideous song Ram It.

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Put another button if we hit a ram it, you see. If you ram it that's right, you can ram it all night. Oh, ram it, ram it.

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Let's ram it.

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Let's ram it right now with Jackie Splater. Nolan Cromwell. If you're power, it's gonna be raped. I like to ram it because you can see nobody likes ramming anymore. Oh god, that's so embarrassing.

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Nobody likes ramming it more than me. Women always told me that I looked like Nolan Cromwell when I was a bad eight.

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They call me the Duminose. I know how to run from the toes to the head for the two. I'll knock you dead.

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Let's grab it.

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Oh god. Ken, thank you so much. Thank you for that. Really do appreciate that. It's as bad. Every time I see it, it's as bad as the first time I saw it. And the second time, and on and on. Let's see. Here is some doo-I need to cleanse the palate with some music. So let's go to do some doo-wop. Halloween doo-wop, my friends. So Pat's peeps 353. Here's Graveyard Cha Cha by the 3Ds.

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Oh, oh, oh, jump, jump, jump, oh, oh, oh, jump. Well, a sun went down and the moon shone bright. The werewolves walk on a rock tonight. Jack, rip on the big big two. And a book shiny on his big chapty. Everybody cha-cha. Come along with me. Come along with me.

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Wow. Everybody cha-cha.

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Come along with me.

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Ah, the 3D is the graveyard cha-cha. Here on Pat's Peeps 353. How about Boogie the Boogeyman? Let's go old school funk. Let's go the boogeyman. It's the boogeyman. Pat's Peeps 353. Here's the Boogeyman, baby. Are you feeling it? Are you feeling it? That's right. Darius Boogie High Tower.

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The Boogeyman. He's coming to get you.

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Yeah, baby. That's right, little girl. With this velvet baritone. His hypnotic stage present. East team born for the midnight hours.

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The boogeyman got a lot of hands.

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There's boogeyman. Here's the mommy shuffle. Let's get to it. It's the mommy shuffle.

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He's wrapped up tight, buddy, ready to go. At the midnight dance down in Cairo. Down in the tomb where it's dark and deep. The mommy woke up from a thousand years' sleep. He heard the beat and he couldn't resist. Unwrapped his feet and he shook his fist. It's the mummy shuffle. Drag your feet. The mummy shuffle. Can't beep beep.

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One step, two step, rattle those bones.

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The mummy shuffle shakes the stone.

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Isn't that cool? I love that sound. I love that.

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I love it. Take a treat, take a treat on Halloween. Better give a treat that's good to eat. If you wanna keep life serene.

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Take a treat, drink a treat, take a treat, drink a treat, take a treat, the whole night through. Happy Halloween time to you, by the way. From all of us here at Pats Creep.

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When the fucking shells have evil spells.

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Dad's hanging lanterns by the old front door. Like he did in 54. Kids in costumes running down the lane. Paperbags dancing in the windowpane. Neighbors laughing saying how you've grown on those Halloween nights back home. All those Halloween nights back home Under that small town sky we roam. Hand in hand by the radio tone. Yeah, those Halloween nights back home. Candy munching goes tonight. You look like magic in your homemade gown. Spinning to the band when the moon came down.

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Hope you're having a great Wednesday. Heck, it's already midweek. Already midweek. Isn't it nice? Now the years are for weekend'll be here before you know it.

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But the pumpkin still smile just the same. Every trick and treat, every shadow known brings me back to those nights back home. Oh, those Halloween nights back home.

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Home cooking. There's nothing like it in the world. May I have the salt?

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What do we say?

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Now we're going to Thank you for listening to my podcast. Much appreciated. Here is hoping. I don't know what kind of accent this is. I'm just making this up. Here is hoping. You have a good Wednesday. And until next time. And as always, my friends. Again, I don't know the accent. We will see you on the radio.