Playful Valentine’s Intro And Banter

SPEAKER_11 0:01

I'm just a lumma cheek and I don't work for nobody but you I'm just a love machine and I don't work for nobody but you Well when my temperature rise and then I go for her ties and then I say Welcome Walcamoli I'm just a ball I'm just a little bit the bats peeps Valentine's Special twenty twenty-six.

SPEAKER_10 0:49

Happy Valentine's Day to you.

SPEAKER_03 0:53

Thanks for listening.

SPEAKER_04 1:19

I'm just a vibe to get the feet.

Do Men Care About Valentine’s Day

Fantasy Vs Reality Of Romance

SPEAKER_00 1:24

Y'all know what I heard on today's show. Do y'all know who Donnie Deich is? That name's hard to say, Deutsch. Um The Big I Dad, Donnie Deutsch, he's some big advertising guy that's done like Nike sw. I don't know what all he's done, but anyway, nice looking man. He was on the Today show with Matt Lauer and all them. They were talking about Valentine's, and they said that that men really don't care about Valentine's Day. Um, that women, it's more for women, and that you need to buy your wife and girlfriend, you know, nifty things on Valentine's Day. And they said, what do men want? And he said, men want a woman to do nasty, vulgar things to them. And he said, you know, do a surprise, like dress up in something, an outfit, like a nursing outfit or a French maid. And I thought to myself, Lord, if I've got on a French maid outfit, I know Chuck. He'd say, Lynn, get some spick and span. We're gonna fix these baseboards that you hadn't washed the whole time we'd lived there. I'm gonna dust them and then I want you to go over them with spick and span. And then just after I had ruined my back after a day of doing the baseboard, then he would come up to me and try to mount me, I guess, is what people say. Is that nasty? I'm sorry. I don't mean that. I'm sorry. I don't mean that. Well, that's biblical. I'm married.

SPEAKER_04 2:52

Um, we are not gonna be able to do it.

SPEAKER_16 4:10

You know, I'm so glad I never got involved with you. I just would have ended up being some woman you had to get up out of bed and leave at three o'clock in the morning and go clean your and irons. And you don't even have a fireplace. Not that I would know this.

SPEAKER_09 4:22

Why are you getting so upset? This is not about you.

SPEAKER_16 4:24

Yes, it is. You are a human affront to all women, and I am a woman.

SPEAKER_09 4:28

Hey, I don't feel great about this, but I don't hear anyone complaining.

SPEAKER_16 4:32

Of course not. You're out the door too fast.

SPEAKER_09 4:34

I think they have an okay time.

SPEAKER_16 4:37

How do you know?

SPEAKER_09 4:38

I mean, how do I know I know? Because they're yes, because they how do you know that they're really What are you saying? That they fake orgasm?

SPEAKER_16 4:51

It's possible. Why? Most women at one time or another have faked it. How do you know? Right. That's right. I forgot. You're a man. Nothing. It's just that all men are sure it never happened to them, and most women at one time or another have done it, so you do the math.

SPEAKER_09 5:18

You don't think that I can tell the difference?

Love Connection Date From Hell

SPEAKER_07 7:42

Welcome to Love Connection, where old-fashioned romance meets modern day technology, where you hear all the intimate details of a first date.

SPEAKER_08 8:09

So I've been giving her a phone call, and I guess I realized pretty quickly we weren't gonna have anything in common. Really? I like, well, I mean, I like women who are deep, and she just didn't seem like the deep kind of person. She seemed more like the kind of, you know, woman who probably knows all the uh colors of lipstick but couldn't tell you who the vice president of the United States was.

SPEAKER_07 8:31

Well, what's your side of this phone conversation, Robin?

SPEAKER_15 8:35

Well, I thought he had a monotone voice. He was whiny, and he sounded very boring, and that's how he turned out to be.

SPEAKER_08 8:46

Okay. Um, she's kind of half living in San Francisco, half living in San Diego right now, and I'm in San Diego. Um you'll have to ask her about that, but uh, she suggested I come up to uh San Francisco for the weekend. You know, at least uh the trip will be interesting.

SPEAKER_07 9:01

So you arrive at the airport, is she there to meet you? She's there to pick me up. And what was your first impression of her?

SPEAKER_08 9:05

I guess I was a little disappointed. In her video, um, you know, she looked cute, but she was she looked a little bit older in person than her real age. She did, she did have a good body, though. I will give her credit for that. Although I really do have to say, you know, it's a shame she doesn't work out a little less in her body and a little more in her mind.

SPEAKER_15 9:25

You don't deserve to know my mind. You uh well, Robin, what did you think? When I saw him, oh, I thought he was so fine and he was just gorgeous, the man of my dreams.

SPEAKER_07 9:55

And uh you're deciding to do what?

SPEAKER_08 9:57

Um, well she had already kind of penned out the whole date.

SPEAKER_07 10:02

That was nice for you. And um step number one was. Were you appreciative of that, or were you still kind of thinking, oh, I wish I was done with this. What did you say?

SPEAKER_15 10:09

I said, tell him who paid for your hotel.

SPEAKER_07 10:11

Swabin paid for the hotel. I will give her credit for that. What do you mean give her credit? She paid for your hotel? Yeah. Excuse me, just a minute. Why?

SPEAKER_15 10:19

Oh, I just thought I I wanted him to stay next to we went to a nightclub called Harry Denton's, which is one of the classiest nightclubs in San Francisco, and there's a hotel attached to it.

SPEAKER_07 10:29

I thought it would be a really nice experience, and um I mean I can't believe that you you weren't more than just giving her credit, that you weren't really impressed and appreciative of that. No, I was appreciative, and I thought that was very nice.

SPEAKER_08 10:42

You know, thank you.

SPEAKER_15 10:44

I said that's several times. No, and when he called me, when he called me from the hotel, he billed it to the room on my credit card. I did I called from the phone in the room.

SPEAKER_08 10:56

I did not ask to bill it to the credit card.

SPEAKER_15 10:58

I just used your credit card.

SPEAKER_08 11:00

From the room? He told me to call you from the room the next morning.

SPEAKER_15 11:06

Did I say to bill it to me?

SPEAKER_08 11:08

I didn't think about that. I just used the phone that was in the room. I'd be glad to pay you back for the phone call since that seems very important to me.

SPEAKER_07 11:15

So, well, let me ask you a question. So, you you you went left and went straight to the air or straight to the hotel and then to the uh to the club?

SPEAKER_08 11:22

No, we actually went out to dinner. She had picked the restaurant. She seems fascinated by the fact that this restaurant had light fixtures that looked like breasts.

SPEAKER_15 11:30

That was why you wanted to go to the house. You suggested the restaurant.

SPEAKER_08 11:34

You told me it had light fixes. I can't believe you! And you seemed to think that was a good idea, but the bottom line is the light fixtures didn't look like breasts, so it really doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_15 11:43

And that you were disappointed. Sorry, Chop.

SPEAKER_08 11:47

What happened after this?

SPEAKER_15 11:48

Beautiful restaurant, very good food.

SPEAKER_08 11:50

Did you enjoy the food in the restaurant? Oh, the the food was good. You know, conversation went nowhere. We had nothing in common, but the food was good.

SPEAKER_15 11:55

Thank God I don't have anything in common with you.

SPEAKER_07 12:05

So what happened after dinner?

SPEAKER_08 12:07

For some reason, she decided to take me to a wedding reception. I don't know, maybe she got like. You asked me if I wanted to go enough. I'm trying to be polite by saying yes.

SPEAKER_15 12:16

If you wanted to see Treasure Island, we could stop by. It's a little bit more. There's nothing on Treasure Island to see. It's a military base.

SPEAKER_08 12:23

You asked me to go to the wedding reception, and I tried to be polite by agreeing, but then you showed me off like an animal in a zoo, introducing me at each table. Hi, this is Perk. My life connection date. Hi, this is Perk. My life connection date. I mean, you know, what does it work?

SPEAKER_15 12:37

It's true, part of it's true. I was not showing him off. I was making sure everyone knew that I didn't choose this guy.

SPEAKER_07 12:55

I gotta tell you something, Kurt. As as um as uh unsophisticated or unintelligent as you think this woman is, she seems to have a razor-edged her mind.

Etiquette, Expectations, And Mixed Signals

SPEAKER_08 13:09

She chose not to use it uh on the date. Um, we went to a bar. Um, she was wearing a very low-cut dress. She did ask me if she should wear a sexy dress, and I said yes, but this was really low-cut. I would say inappropriate and so all the other people in the bar were very classily dressed. As she says it was a classy bar, and so all the male eyes I noticed were on one place and it wasn't on, you know, her face.

SPEAKER_15 13:32

It was a very classy dress. It it was not low-cut. It was just there was a lot hanging out there, Robin.

SPEAKER_08 13:42

How did this vape in? Uh, well, you know, it was going nowhere, so um, you know, the hotel was just-dude. The hotel was right next to the bar, so you know, I went up, went to bed, and you know, she came and picked me up and took me to the airport the next day, and that's uh really all there was to it.

SPEAKER_15 13:56

Well, there was a little bit more.

SPEAKER_08 13:58

What's that?

SPEAKER_15 13:59

Well, if I have to describe Kurt, the one word I could not use would be gentleman. Uh he was a slob. He threw away a yogurt container in my car, he stuffed it in between the door and the seat, and it got yogurt all over my car. Kurt! I did yogurt all over your car.

SPEAKER_08 14:20

I mean, I spent up more than$200 on that trip. That's a lot more than you spent, so I wouldn't complain.

SPEAKER_15 14:26

I had to get myself down there too.

SPEAKER_07 14:28

I I gotta get out of this trip. I just got to. Let's take a look and see if the audience picked. This was a disaster. Oh. Oh boy, they they thought you made the right choice. They like Robin. Well, they would throw off.

SPEAKER_01 16:15

I know you are anxious to pass out your Valentine's children. But remember, the real Saint Valentine was not some uh chocolate-crazed sex fiend. He married Christians in secrecy until he was discovered by the Roman Emperor, arrested, and beaten to death with clubs, and beheaded on February 14th. So Love hurts.

Saint Valentine’s Dark Origin

SPEAKER_04 16:40

Love Hurt Love Love And Love Tangle, Love. Love her.

SPEAKER_14 17:26

Will you have your man go with Mr. Laszlo and take care of his luggage? Certainly, Rick. Anything you say. Buy Mr. Laszlo's luggage and put it on the plane. Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_13 17:35

This way.

Casablanca’s Choice And Lasting Love

SPEAKER_14 17:38

If you don't mind, you fill in the names. That'll make it even more efficient. You think of everything, don't you? And the names are Mr. and Mrs. Victor Laszlo.

SPEAKER_12 17:46

But why my name, Richard?

SPEAKER_14 17:48

Because you're getting on that plane.

SPEAKER_12 17:50

I don't understand. What about you?

SPEAKER_14 17:51

I'm staying here with him till the plane gets safely away.

SPEAKER_12 17:54

No, Richard, no, what has happened to your last night, sir?

SPEAKER_14 17:56

Like we said a great many things. You said I was to do the thinking for both of us. Well, I've done a lot of it since then. It all adds up to one thing. You're getting on that plane with Victor where you belong.

SPEAKER_12 18:05

Richard, no, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_14 18:06

Now you've got to listen to me. You have any idea what you'd have to look forward to if you stayed here? Nine chances out of ten, we both wind up at a concentration camp. Isn't that true, Louis? I'm afraid Major Strasser would insist.

SPEAKER_12 18:16

You're saying this only to make me go.

SPEAKER_14 18:18

I'm saying it because it's true. Inside of us, we both know you belong with Victor. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.

SPEAKER_12 18:32

But what about us?

Closing Wishes And Sign‑Off

SPEAKER_14 18:34

We'll always have Paris. We didn't have we we lost it until you came to Castle Blanca. We got it back last night. And I said I would never leave you. And you never will. I've got a job to do too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Someday you'll understand that. He's looking at you, kid.

SPEAKER_13 19:12

A kiss is just a kiss. A sigh is just a sigh. The fundamental things apply as time goes by.

SPEAKER_10 19:28

Wishing you a very happy Valentine's Day, 2026. Thank you for listening to my Valentine's Day special here on Pat's Peeps Podcast.

SPEAKER_13 19:39

On that you can rely on Happy Valentine's Day. No matter what the future brings. As time goes.