So do you want to tell us about some of the campaigns that haven't perhaps worked as well ?
Gareth TurnerYou want to go there , do you ? We do , we do ? Oh , definitely , straight in there . So I left Heineken and I joined Arla and I wanted to make a name for myself . So I was tasked with launching this chocolate milkshake drink and I launched this chocolate milkshake drink . We had a campaign shot . We had uh , outdoor and I need the pr , need the pr campaign here , right and okay , it sticks in my throat , you can see . You see me hesitating to even say it right sticking there .
Chris NortonI can't bring myself . This is why everyone's you want to hear this .
Gareth TurnerSo it
was . The stunt was that we created a coat made out of human hair , made out of the sort of sweepings off a barbershop floor , and we got some London fashion students to make this thing and we PR'd that , I repeat , to support the launch of a chocolate milkshake .
Chris NortonSo okay , okay , let's just go back . We'll just wind back to the strategy .
Will OckendenWell , yeah , there you go . It's all based on insight .
Chris NortonSo the insight of having human hair onto a coat . Let's just go through the insight .
Gareth TurnerAnd there you go . There's the challenge , right . So the brand was it was a high-protein chocolate milk stream with added protein 25 grams of protein . It was an amazing product . And the campaign idea we were riffing on these ideas of overblown masculinity . So on my Facebook feed today the shoot was 11 years ago today and there's pictures of me . I can say I've never looked cooler than the moment of me in this coat and sort
of big , long fur coat .
Chris NortonCan we get that picture ?
Gareth TurnerIt wasn't in that coat .
Chris Nortongood Lord Is that picture on the internet . It's not the hair coat . We're going to get that in the video . Oh the hair coat .
Gareth TurnerI've given you a link to the hair coat .
Chris NortonOh , let's take a look at that .
Gareth TurnerBut it's overblown . Masculinity was the idea , and we had a guy holding a lion looking strong , like they're sort of perfume ads and sort of there's a riff on those sort of things , right , and it's like things like , yeah , we thought that was funny and so we just took it to the next level . So what could be more manly than a coat made of man hair ? And so that was the thought progression . But I come back to your point there was no insight there . So why did that not work ? Well , I think a number of different reasons . I think it was overly complicated . It was so many layers to that onion that you had to unpick to understand why we'd done that thing .
Gareth TurnerIt wasn't executing an idea , it was a thing that we thought was funny and I've since learned that's not probably good enough to uh , to , to to put out in the real , real world . And finally , a fundamental of marketing is if you're talking about a food , it needs to be talking about taste , or at least not going against taste , and it's not undermining taste credentials . So you put all those things together I I didn't adhere to the fundamentals of marketing and that's why that thing hence the name of the show that you've given us .
Will OckendenYeah
yeah , so , yeah that . So how has it met ? So you know you , you used this as a as a PR hook did you so what ? Was it met with indifference or confusion , or no , no , it was .
Chris NortonWhat was the title ? That was my question , similar to what we were saying what was the title of the release ?
Gareth TurnerI can't remember . I'm trying to connect the two dots like human hair . I'm just looking here . The news article from 2013 was Manly Milk Company Creates Human Hair Fur Coat .
Will OckendenThat's a very functional headline , isn't it ? But there was like a guy in this hair coat .
Gareth TurnerBut it got some traction .
Will OckendenSo it worked then ? Well , not .
Gareth TurnerBut it's so complicated . You're right about the link . It was discussed .
Will OckendenThe moment you've got to explain an idea . It's too complicated .
Gareth TurnerSo I'm there the first , however many months six , seven months I'm into my job at Arla and I get a call from the global head of PR . He goes Gareth , I've got CNN from Japan on the line . I go oh my God , what have I done ? What have I done ? I'm just trying to do good stuff here . And he goes yeah , don't worry , mate , I'll sort this out . They want an interview , cnn want an interview with you . Okay , I can't do this , but yeah , so despite that , I did .
Chris NortonAll right , did you go on it .
Gareth TurnerNo , no , no , no , no , no . Oh okay , no , no no . That was , I wasn't experienced enough to do that . Live Okay , life okay . Yeah , that it was . Yeah , it was . Thank god pierce morgan didn't get hold of that one , that would have been .
Chris NortonYeah , he wouldn't have liked . The weird thing , the weird thing about this is you're saying that he did get some traction despite the the headline being quite functional
. But actually if , in the modern era of social media and tiktok , if you're doing a tiktok video about the campaign , yeah creating a jacket out of human hair , although I have to admit it does sound revolting , doesn't ?
Will Ockendenit , it , it sounds itchy . It doesn't sound like something I want to wear .
Gareth TurnerIt was awful , but it doesn't link to the product . It doesn't link to the logic flow from your product and your product benefit of it's got high protein . I mean that's quite a leap there . So I mean that's why I didn't .