GAME SHOW!!! (Otaku Feud)

Dani and Gasser pick each others brains about silly scenarios that take characters and themes from different Anime out of their typical rolls. Game starts about 20 minutes in. 

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

That's funny.

SPEAKER_04 0:08

I can't fucking do anything anymore because you be out of shit.

SPEAKER_00 0:13

I'm getting too I'm getting too creative with the influence.

SPEAKER_04 0:18

Anyway. Hello! Yeah, I know you had something that you wanted to tell me, but can I tell you something really quick first? Absolutely. Because it's probably way less intra interesting than what you have to tell me.

SPEAKER_03 0:33

Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_04 0:34

Okay, so uh, you know how I told you before we got on that I needed to go get some toilet paper and some fucking creamer?

SPEAKER_02 0:41

Right.

SPEAKER_04 0:42

Well, uh, it was still like a few minutes before Costco opened, so I like swung by the goodwill. Cause we need a toaster hella bad. So I was like gonna go look and see if I could find a hella cheap toaster. But you know what I've been wanting for my classroom since I started teaching?

SPEAKER_01 0:58

Hmm.

SPEAKER_04 0:59

I'm a fucking ice maker, bro. And guess what the fuck I found?

SPEAKER_02 1:05

Damn, hey, how much was it? I've always wanted one of those.

SPEAKER_04 1:08

Bruh, it was $13. And guess what? I looked it up on Amazon and that shit was like 90 bucks. The same exact one was 90 bucks on Amazon. So I had to take it apart and clean it and everything because it was a little bit fucking gross. But I had to take it apart and clean it, and then I fucking put it back together and put some water in it and started that bitch up, and it fucking makes ice. And I'm so stoked I got an ice wake up for $19.

SPEAKER_02 1:39

Dude, yeah, especially because you don't have to fucking fill ice trays.

SPEAKER_04 1:43

Well, yeah, but also I don't have like a freezer in my classroom, so it's true, yeah. Yeah, so now I have like a fucking ice maker and I can have ice.

SPEAKER_01 1:53

I can have cold bevies.

SPEAKER_04 1:55

I'm so excited. Cause I like cold beverages way more than I like hot beverages. To be honest, I bought like a like a hot uh coffee maker, like a cure type situation. I think I used it like three times.

SPEAKER_02 2:09

Damn. Yeah, you're an iced gal. Yeah, for sure, for sure.

SPEAKER_04 2:13

Anyway, what was the interesting thing that you wanted to tell me?

SPEAKER_02 2:17

No, you know, I'm glad that you opened with something positive because my thing was definitely a lot more like of a darker subject. Um so right before we got on, um, I was just on Instagram and I saw this thing about uh this court case where there's this streamer, and I don't know his name, and I don't want to like, you know, whatever. But he uh apparently one of his things that he does on his channel is like go out of his way to like antagonize black people. I guess it's like a trend that's going around where because there's so much conversations being had about racism, these you know, younger kids who don't really know anything about how the world works are going around and just like calling people the hard R and like going specifically out of their way to like target them and maybe not physically harm them, but like you know, go out of their way to start shit. And um this streamer went up to this couple and he made some sort of threat, and after the threat, the guy, and this was all being filmed, the guy and the couple, um, he knocked him smooth the fuck out. He punched him in the jaw and his face hit the concrete, and he just completely knocked him out. And the whole court case is about whether or not the man was justified in defending himself when being um quote unquote attacked by this streamer. And uh because of the history of his streaming page, uh, they've seen that this is a pattern that he'll go up to you know African American people and start antagonizing them until they get to the point where violence becomes, you know, a possibility. So because of this, they said that the guy who knocked him out was not guilty, and not only that, but the kid who got knocked out never woke up from the free he's in a coma. He's in like he's in like a vegetative state, and they don't know if he's ever gonna come out of it. And here's the part where I because the the I prefaced it by saying this it's hard for me to feel bad for people who play stupid games and win stupid prizes, you know?

SPEAKER_04 4:45

Yeah, you put yourself in that situation. So, like, like you fucking got what you deserved. Sorry, but not sorry.

SPEAKER_02 4:53

Yeah, man, and uh the the part the the what's the word? The icing on the cake was that it zoomed in on the mother of the kid who is in a coma or whatever, and when the judge said, uh, I plead that the defendant is not guilty, um she started busting out into tears because she wanted j she wanted justice for her son. And it's like, bro, justice for your son, he was specifically going out of his way to start problems with people, and then somebody solved those fucking problems, and now you're upset because they're not going to prison for fucking defending themselves against your antagonistic son. It's just crazy to me. It's absolutely insane because in her world, in her world, that that guy, no, it's all good. That guy who knocked out her son is a villain in her world. He's the bad guy, even though he was minding his own damn business and somebody came up and started calling him this, that, and the third and making threats. Like, it's just crazy. The world we live in, it's it's a mix between the ignorance of the old generation and the inexperience of the new generation, because they didn't have to really go through any of the the actual racial issues that happen when you're in your young adult life, or or even even previously within the last 20 years. You'd think that society's come to a place where it's starting to die down, but then of course in the 2000s it ramps back up with freaking a lot more police brutality, and then it's all just become political. It's no longer about equality, it's no longer about like you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04 6:43

First of all, that kind of stuff has always been politics. Um, regardless, it always has been, and like you can go all the way back to the founding of our fucking country, and that shit has been politics, and it started with abolishing slavery, and it became civil rights, and it has always been politics. So, yes, that is politics, but it has always been politics. Um it is crazy that just wanting equal rights for everybody and like wanting everyone to have the same opportunities in life and everyone to be treated the same way is just a crazy notion for some people. That blows my mind every day, every day, every moment, every time we talk about it, think about it, anything. It always that's crazy to me because I don't understand it. It's it's in the same way that like to you, it blows your mind that people think it's crazy for like me and my wife to love each other. Like weird, weird behavior, weird behavior to be honest. Um but I don't know, it's just fucking human nature, to be honest. There always has to be some kind of a fucking top dog of some kind, and unfortunately, that is just the world that we live in, and people are always trying to put someone else down, and that's just how it is, unfortunately. It sucks. I agree. Yeah, but Ali's homeboy is fucking out for the count, and justice was served.

SPEAKER_02 8:42

Yeah, I do think that he got what he deserved, but just to give a little bit of balance to my opinion here, because I don't condone what he did in any way, shape, or form, but I bl I wholeheartedly blame the parents. I believe that he, whether it was the parents or the internet, one way or another, this kid was led astray to believe that if he mongers hatred, then he would get views, that he would get attention, that he would find some form of satisfaction through what it is that he's doing. So maybe I can't just straight up say, oh, I blame the parents because, you know, it it might not have been them. Maybe they raised him to be a loving, caring individual, and then he freaking found a bunch of incels online who you know decided to feed into a worse nature.

SPEAKER_04 9:40

This this internet age that we live in is wild and it's creating some like really weird and dangerous subcultures that are super not good. Like there is like have you heard of the red pill culture?

SPEAKER_02 9:57

Uh does it has to do with the matrix?

unknown 10:00

Huh?

SPEAKER_04 10:01

No.

SPEAKER_02 10:03

Well, whenever I hear red pill, blue pill, I think of a matrix, you know?

SPEAKER_04 10:07

Yeah, so uh red pill content was like um have you heard of uh what the fuck is his name? Um Andrew Tate?

SPEAKER_01 10:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:19

Okay, so Andrew Tate is kind of essentially like the founder, quote unquote, of red pill content. Um he was the guy who created all those, like he he didn't really create it or start it, but he made it really popular, uh like the whole alpha male energy and all of that.

SPEAKER_02 10:40

Um yeah, like glorifying misogynists.

SPEAKER_04 10:44

Yeah, and basically like you have to become a high value male and find yourself a high value female, figure out why, what is she adding to your life, and so on and so forth, and like um, because all they're after is like your money and your status and da da da and like all this like bullshit that is like anti-partnership, anti like love, anti-love, anti-intellectual. It's it's just stupid. And so um it created this like huge cult following of like yes, the incels and everything of all these men who and like basically like the loneliness pandemic of all these men who think that they they are owed something by women and um essentially it has like it's progressed into something that like is pretty dangerous for like young children to to interact with, like to the point where like there is a um there's a sh there's uh show, I think it's a show, um, yeah, it's a show on Netflix called Adolescent that came out and it was it's not a true story, but it's like uh it's it's more of a just uh an exploration, I guess, of the idea, and it could very well be based on a true story. There are stories that are incredibly similar already about this.

SPEAKER_02 12:36

It's fictional, but it's super realistic.

SPEAKER_04 12:39

Yes, it's it's super realistic. But essentially it is about this boy who um is like a middle schooler and it's in like the UK and he gets um he gets like kind of teased by some girls because he's not like I don't know, attractive or like I don't I I don't remember exactly why he gets teased, but he gets teased and they kind of call him an incel. And he gets so upset by it that he tells this girl to meet him and he kills her. And um he kind of like the whole show is essentially like like a mystery almost. Like it's like they it opens up with them um raiding the house and like picking him up. Like they f they find out within 24 hours, like the police find out within 24 hours that it was him and they're trying to like gather proof and get him to confess. And um so they grab him and it's like the middle of the night or m first thing in the morning or something like that, I can't remember. But they grab him and like get his family, they all go down to the station, and um his dad comes in and his dad's like just tell me like did you do it? And he's like, No, of course I didn't do it. And then like it turns out, like, yeah, he fucking did it, dude. And like they have to talk to like several different students and several different like they have to go through several different social media posts and all kinds of things. Yeah, to like figure out like the whole thing behind it, and it's just like it's not unrealistic at all that something like that could happen, and then there are I mean, already there are cases where shit like that is happening. Like little boys are getting that kind of stuff injected into their fucking minds, and then they have this idea that like girls owe them anything, really, and then when they don't get what they want, or they're teased, or they're made fun of, or their masculinity is put down, or whatever it is, then they act out in a way that they think proves their masculinity, and it's dangerous.

SPEAKER_02 15:22

Yeah, they have a sense of entitlement because of uh either the way that they were raised, or like you said, the things that they've heard on the internet, and then when they get denied what they feel entitled to, they lash out because humans by nature are destructive. So, you know, like not to make any sort of excuse for these people, but like on one hand, I kind of get it. I mean, it's a it's a story as old as time, you know. A kid gets picked on and then he lashes out, you know, and um it just sucks that at the end of the day, adults are big ass kids, and kids are just little adults, you know? And when you see these types of things happen, whether it's fictional or not, it's kind of a window into the soul of like what a human is, you know. Like, I don't think there's any other creature on the planet, regardless of intelligence, I don't think any other creature on the planet has a sense of desire the way that we do. Like most animals are are instinctual. I need water, I need food, um, I need to mate, right? But then us we're like shit, I wanna build planes, or you know, I wanna be the greatest swimmer of all time. Like, we have something about us that that brings desire to a different level. And when you're a teenager, there's almost nothing more you desire than to have companionship with, you know, uh in a romantic way. So like being denied that and not knowing how to understand those feelings or process them leaves people with no other way out than some form of retaliation. And I think that's what um I think that's what the youth don't understand is that you can't throw a fit whenever you don't get whatever you want. You know, sometimes you have to be able to accept that somebody just isn't into you like that. Or if you can't accept it, find motivation, you know what I'm saying? In that if you're like, dang, she only likes uh she only likes chicks that have long hair, so you know, I'm gonna grow my hair out, this, this, and that, and then she's gonna like me, like that's not gonna work. You need to you need to find a way to accept yourself and find that validation within yourself rather than trying to seek it by saying, oh, this person is my type, so I'll feel validated if I am also their type.

unknown 18:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:07

It's uh it's weird though. It's weird because teenagers, and I know since I used to be one, they don't want to listen to things like this. They don't want to listen to, oh, believe in yourself, love yourself. Like they don't understand what it actually means because they're still No, for sure. They're still becoming something. So how do you love something that's not finished yet? How do you enjoy a cake that hasn't even been baked? You know? So it's a it's a tough place to be being an uncooked human.

SPEAKER_04 18:39

An uncooked human. You know Jeffrey Dahmer.

SPEAKER_02 18:43

Fuck speaking of Jeffrey, you wanted to play a game based on a specific question you asked me earlier, and I thought it was a great idea. So here we are.

SPEAKER_04 18:57

Oh yeah, yeah. Should I should I retell the question?

SPEAKER_02 19:01

Yeah, sure, why not? It'd be a good way to show an example of what it is we're getting into.

SPEAKER_04 19:07

So uh this morning I was well, let me tell you how it started. So this morning I came across this video. There's a YouTube video um where these people were um they were playing like family feud but anime style. And they surveyed like a thousand of their fans, and they uh came up with like some answers to some questions. And one of the questions that I thought was really fucking funny and also like incredibly valid when talking about anime was uh was which anime characters do you think are most likely to be on the Epstein list?

SPEAKER_00 20:02

Yeah, yeah, and then immediately I immediately said Orochimaru.

SPEAKER_04 20:12

And it's funny because your immediate thing was Arachimaru. My first one was uh Master Roshi.

SPEAKER_02 20:21

Yeah, I hate to say it, but you're right. I hate to say it.

SPEAKER_04 20:25

Uh, but the other people that were said and on the show were Jiraia. Um and Which is hella out of pocket.

SPEAKER_02 20:35

You better put some respect on Jiraya's name. He would never, he likes a fully mature woman.

SPEAKER_04 20:41

Sir.

SPEAKER_02 20:42

Anyways. Anyways.

SPEAKER_04 20:44

Naruto literally is a child, and then he literally transforms into his sexy jutsu, and Jiraya still is after that.

SPEAKER_02 20:56

That is a good point, but it's also a delusion. Yeah, I can't. It doesn't matter when you put it that way. Yeah, I guess, but that sucks because Jiraias like the best. I love Jirah, so I and you dude, fucking Sanji was on the list too.

SPEAKER_04 21:16

Yeah, Sanji was on the list too.

SPEAKER_02 21:18

Uh hell no. I have to defend Sanji. I have to. He is so against child imprisonment. I'm not gonna tell you why, but I know for a fact if he knew those kids were kept there against their will, there's no way like he would burn the whole place to the ground.

SPEAKER_04 21:38

I have to say, I don't know how I feel about Maneta being on the list. Yes, he's a pervert, but he's also a kid. Yeah. So I'm like, does that actually work?

SPEAKER_02 21:50

Like, yeah, he's a pervert, but but he's like a he's like a deviant pervert. He's like a he's like a let me throw myself. That miss midnight and just land directly in the titties, kind of pervert.

SPEAKER_04 22:04

Yeah, he he do be doing shit like he do be doing too much. And like very well, like you could make the argument that he's just gonna grow up to be that way. So maybe maybe that's the argument. I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 22:17

Yeah, Horikoshi really goes out of his way to like sexualize these teenagers. So to a certain degree, I wouldn't be surprised if Maneta still somehow ended up with Miss Midnight. Because Horikoshi's weird like that.

SPEAKER_04 22:33

And then uh they also said, who is the other one?

SPEAKER_02 22:38

Oh, um Oh wait, Miss Midnight's dead. I forgot she's dead. No spoilers, sorry. I forgot.

SPEAKER_04 22:46

Um I did too. Uh they also said uh what's his name from uh Full Metal Alchemist, the dad?

SPEAKER_02 22:55

Oh, Chao Tucker. I don't I here's the thing. I agree with Chao being there, but I don't know why I agree.

SPEAKER_04 23:06

Because he straight up turns his kid into a fucking dog, dude.

SPEAKER_02 23:10

Yeah, but there's nothing sexual about that. It's not like he was touching his daughter, he was just transforming her into a edible.

SPEAKER_04 23:20

I feel like if you're willing to do some shit like that, then who knows what else you're willing to do. To your own daughter, then who knows what else you're willing to do with anyone else's kid, you know?

SPEAKER_02 23:30

That's true. And I guess we're over here thinking about it in a very linear way where we're like, oh, you know, they're probably over there to, you know, be sexual with people they shouldn't be sexual with, but there were more things over there happening.

SPEAKER_04 23:41

They also ate them.

SPEAKER_02 23:43

Yeah, so if they brought Shao Tucker to the island, he would be over here like turning people into weird shit just for the sake of science.

SPEAKER_04 23:52

Yeah, it'd be like anime style fucking what's it called? Uh what was the island called?

SPEAKER_02 24:02

Um I can't think of them. I don't I've never known the name of Epstein Islands Island.

SPEAKER_04 24:08

Is that what it is? Mar-a-Lago.

SPEAKER_02 24:10

I no clue. I I never knew the name of the island. I just knew it was uh fucking Jeffrey's.

SPEAKER_04 24:16

But um Epstein Island.

SPEAKER_02 24:19

So do you wanna do you wanna get into our version of the game where we make up our own questions and see uh what we think of each other's answers?

SPEAKER_04 24:28

Yes, I would love to.

SPEAKER_02 24:30

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_04 24:32

Hell yeah. Banana bread at work, bro.

SPEAKER_02 24:35

Banana bread?

SPEAKER_04 24:38

Oh do you wanna go first or shall I?

SPEAKER_02 24:41

Um, well, maybe since you introduced the idea of the game, um, I'll go first.

SPEAKER_04 24:48

Okay, sounds good.

SPEAKER_02 24:50

So this kind of goes j perfectly in line with what we were talking about uh with the with the introductory question. Which anime character is most likely to jizz their pants in a horny situation?

SPEAKER_04 25:06

Oh god.

SPEAKER_02 25:08

And that can be for either, you know, either identity. Um there's no wrong answer, by the way. Unlike Family Feud, there's no wrong answer.

SPEAKER_04 25:22

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, I think for me, I'm gonna have to go with Gojo from Family Feud. Or not F Family Feud, god damn it. Now you gotta say feud. Gojo Gojo from My Dress Up Darling.

SPEAKER_00 25:36

Steve Harvey's just jizzing in his pants.

SPEAKER_04 25:39

No. Gojo from My Dress Up, Darling, because he's so innocent that I think that I think that he would like kind of freak out and then just like prematurely ejaculate. I think that's what it would be.

SPEAKER_02 25:54

You're you're 100% uh right with that one. I was gonna say uh I was gonna say Jiraiah. Um I mean for obvious reasons, but I think the difference.

SPEAKER_04 26:08

You think he would just do you think he would gizzit his pants, or do you think he'd be like a seasoned man who could like go several rounds?

SPEAKER_02 26:17

Well, it depends on which Jiraya we're talking about, because even though he's like he seems to be a pro at sexual things because he like he writes smut and you know his waifu is freaking Tsunade, but we've never actually seen him like with a woman that was interested in him. He's only ever like tried to shoot shots and then lost. So I feel like if a girl really gave him the time of day, like really tried to put the moves on him. Oh yeah, like I I feel like premature ejaculation in anime is mostly described as a nosebleed, right?

SPEAKER_04 26:57

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 26:59

So like actually, now that I'm saying it out loud, it might really be Sanji.

SPEAKER_04 27:05

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:07

Sanji in the anime is always having fucking nosebleeds. There's a point, this is spoilers. There's a point in the anime where his nosebleed is so intense that it becomes part of the plot. It's like, oh my god, he needs a blood transfusion. Anyways, what do you got?

SPEAKER_04 27:27

Okay. Um what are three things in real life that would make you go Super Saiyan?

SPEAKER_02 27:36

Oh, that's such a good one. Your questions are gonna be way better than mine. All of mine start with uh, which is most likely? Okay, so well shit. I mean, not to make it personal, but the mother of my child has made me attempt Super Saiyan many times. Yeah. Um maybe traffic too, like um shitty drivers. Shitty drivers would definitely make me go Super Saiyan. Yeah, I don't know if I would like bust out of my car and just start beating ass, but yeah. What about you? Do you got me for that?

SPEAKER_04 28:16

You only gave me two. You gotta give me one more.

SPEAKER_02 28:19

Oh, okay. Um, let's see. You know what I really don't like is when people who work in like, you know, a social setting act super anti-social. And it's not that I it's not like it's like, oh you have to smile, you have to be having a good day. But like, don't give me attitude when I just walked up, you know? Like, those are the types of things like I'm petty, so if you're gonna treat me like shit, I'm gonna rub your face in diarrhoea, you know? I don't know, that's just me.

SPEAKER_04 28:58

Alright. Okay. Um I think for me, um, one would be when a meeting could be an email.

SPEAKER_00 29:15

This could have been an email.

SPEAKER_04 29:18

Like so much. So I hate that. It makes me so mad. Like, you're wasting my time right now. I could be grading. Um, I think uh, when someone scares me.

SPEAKER_02 29:36

Oh, really?

SPEAKER_04 29:37

You get like genuinely pissed by surprises, not just surprises, but like when someone scares me. Like it makes me so bad. Like I get so bad.

SPEAKER_02 29:49

You know, I've never in my entire time knowing you ever pictured you going Super Saiyan only because you're so anti-Dragon Ball.

SPEAKER_04 30:00

So this is actually very enjoyable for me because I just keep imagining Danny just it's funny, it's funny because like I feel like out of anyone, you would be able to picture that the most because you know what I look like when I'm angry the most.

SPEAKER_02 30:19

Of course, of course. This is great. I love this.

SPEAKER_04 30:24

Um or any interaction at all having to do with my mom.

SPEAKER_02 30:32

Damn, yeah. You just become blonde as soon as you walk through the door every single time.

SPEAKER_04 30:39

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 30:41

Damn. Okay. So I have one that's like a two-part question, and I feel like you're gonna like this one.

SPEAKER_04 30:47

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 30:48

What anime character do you have the biggest crush on? And does your second biggest anime crush stand a chance in fighting for your love? Uh so you gotta pick two and then see how the freaking, you know, how it would play out. Love triangle style.

SPEAKER_04 31:13

This is hard because like I have less like crushes on people and more like I ship people hard.

SPEAKER_02 31:25

Hmm. So you like you crush them for one another.

SPEAKER_04 31:29

Yeah, like I do that more than I like actually have like a crush on someone. But I feel like just recently I was saying that I have like an anime crush on someone.

SPEAKER_02 31:40

Wasn't it the wasn't it the witch hat Atlia guy?

SPEAKER_04 31:45

No, I was just talking about how everybody is like into him.

SPEAKER_02 31:50

Um, it's Atelia. Sorry.

SPEAKER_04 31:53

Yeah. Um part of me is like thinking solo leveling, like that guy.

SPEAKER_02 32:02

Oh, uh Gino or whatever?

SPEAKER_04 32:05

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Him. And then, but I'm also like, I don't know, cause then he is pretty hunky by the time he levels up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 32:17

He's even kind of your type when you were younger, like uh when he when he was younger too, with the longer hair and he was more ditzy.

SPEAKER_04 32:25

Oh, you know, Zuko. Probably Zuko. Probably Zuko.

SPEAKER_02 32:29

Of course.

SPEAKER_04 32:30

If I'm talking like longest standing, like anime crush, for sure. It would be him. And then my second one, if I were to put it up against we'll say Gino from solo leveling.

SPEAKER_02 32:51

Okay, so now the real question is who's going to win the fight for your love?

SPEAKER_04 32:58

Like, are they actually fighting? Like, or like what?

SPEAKER_02 33:02

I don't know. I mean, as the person who will basically win the prize at the end, what would you rather see them do? Would you rather see them compete somehow, or do you really want them to go blow for blow? Pause.

SPEAKER_04 33:19

I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 33:20

Um Ginu would mop the floor with freaking Zuko because of all the different abilities he has.

SPEAKER_04 33:29

That's what I'm saying is like honestly, like, no matter what, it would probably all like if it was just by my like heart, then I would probably always say that uh that Zuko is gonna win. Cause like, duh. But if it was like an actual like fisticuffs, but like with powers, then I agree. I think that Ginu would mop the floor with Zuko. Because all Zuko can do is you know throw some fire at him, but that's not gonna do a whole lot.

SPEAKER_02 34:01

Yeah, and I mean, as a straight man who's comfortable enough to say such a thing, Zuko has a lot more of an attractive aura than Ginu does. Ginu has like um he's like sexy to look at, but he doesn't really have much of like a an aura. He doesn't have a lot of Riz versus like Zuko was getting bitches in every nation, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04 34:30

Like it's like hey, Zuko here.

SPEAKER_02 34:34

Right, like he's he's awkward and he can be sweet, but also because I've been 100% spoiled on the movie coming out, he grows up to be a fucking stallion.

SPEAKER_04 34:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:45

Anyways, what's your next question? Oh, wait, do I have to answer two? Do I have to answer my own?

SPEAKER_04 34:52

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Answer it. I just want to hear.

SPEAKER_02 34:54

Okay, so uh mine'll be short. So my biggest crush is probably um Tomochan's mom. Tomo chan's mom is so fucking hot. Like, from the second she appeared on screen, I was just all in. And the fact that she kicks her dad's ass, and her dad is huge, like oh, she's she's just awesome. And then second, I would probably pick um oh, maybe like Yoroichi from Bleach, the cat girl. Do you remember her? She's like black with short hair.

SPEAKER_03 35:33

Nah.

SPEAKER_02 35:34

Okay, she's super awesome. She's like one of the strongest characters in the whole show. Um, and she's super sexy and walks around naked all the time. So she's she's a pretty easy choice. But the question for me would be who stands the biggest chance in fighting for my love? Um if it was a fight, obviously Yoroichi would win because she has superpowers, and Tomo-chan's mom is just a human. But if they were somehow competing for my love in ways like, I don't know, who can bake the best cheesecake and win my soul? You know, because the the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach, I think Tomo Chan's mom would definitely win.

SPEAKER_03 36:24

Hmm.

SPEAKER_02 36:26

Yeah, man. Not to be the fat guy and bring up cheesecake when talking about love. But yeah, Tomo Chan's mom, for sure. She's just so incredible.

SPEAKER_04 36:38

Okay. Um recreate the Avengers, but make it anime. And you can choose from all kinds of different worlds.

SPEAKER_02 36:49

So, in a way, that's kind of easy because you could just pick a protagonist from every shonen, but I think it would make more sense if maybe it was like.

SPEAKER_04 37:02

Yeah, try to align the like styles of what they do and what they stand for.

SPEAKER_02 37:10

Obviously, Captain America would be like All Might, right? Like, I mean, he's sort of a Superman goody two shoes, everything is like perfect kind of guy. Yeah. Um for like the Hulk, I would say Broly from Dragon Ball Z. You don't know who that is, but basically their powers are the same. The more mad he gets, is the stronger he becomes. Um and then let's see, who else is it? Iron Man? Who's an Iron Man character? Who's someone who's good with technology? Oh, Mekamaru from fucking JJK. He's totally like an Iron Man type guy.

SPEAKER_04 37:56

There you go.

SPEAKER_02 37:58

Um, he doesn't last very long, but I mean he's there. Yeah, you're right. He's not a Tony Stark, but he is sort of an Iron Man. Um, I do also like the fact that he's um that he's disabled, so there's an actual reason why he does his bots. It's not just because it's fun, it's like he couldn't live a normal life if he didn't do that.

SPEAKER_03 38:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:22

Um and then we got Thor, right? So who would be the I mean, I guess it's uh there's literally like um hella Vikings in Vinland saga, but none of them have powers. We'd have to have like some sort of god tier character. Oh, I could I guess it's not a spoiler to say um Inaru from uh from One Piece. Uh I don't have to get into anything about him because you know you'll meet him eventually, and I don't want to mess up who he is or what he does, but he is on that level of Thor, and their powers can be compared. Um and then what we got Hawkeye and Black Widow left. Spies spies that have chemistry. Um, well, they well, no, they're they're so human level, but I guess so were these guys. So I guess I could say um the forgers from spy family as Hawkeye and Black Widow.

SPEAKER_04 39:30

There you go. That's actually really good too. Like as a duo.

SPEAKER_02 39:35

Right, right?

SPEAKER_04 39:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:38

Fuck yeah. Is there anybody I'm missing? Uh that's pretty much it for the original Avengers, right?

SPEAKER_04 39:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:47

Okay, do you have uh you have a different uh choice in who you would pick for those things?

SPEAKER_04 39:54

Um I think I think I agree for the most part. Like I don't know like all of your characters. But if I were to sub the characters that I don't know or ones that I do know, um, which is like the one piece character that you chose for uh for Thor, I would probably choose I don't know, maybe we'll gender ban Thor and make it Sailor Moon.

SPEAKER_02 40:34

Ooh, she is God tier.

SPEAKER_04 40:36

Yeah. And uh and then for the Hulk uh like ability to withstand things and like like strength and stuff type. I feel like I would probably give it to uh the Red Riot from My Hero Academia.

SPEAKER_02 41:08

Ooh, I love it. He's my favorite in that show.

SPEAKER_04 41:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:15

Shout out to Kirishima.

SPEAKER_04 41:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 41:20

Fuck yeah. Yeah, that would be so cool to see too. Watching them all fight together, like damn. Um, okay. Which straight protagonist is most likely to be closeted gay?

SPEAKER_04 41:37

This is so easy for me.

SPEAKER_00 41:39

Oh, it's gonna be Deku, isn't it?

SPEAKER_04 41:44

I mean, yeah, that's I yeah, that's yeah.

SPEAKER_00 41:49

Well, you were gonna say somebody else though.

SPEAKER_04 41:51

Well, yeah, because there's so many. Like, if you think about it, pretty much everyone.

SPEAKER_01 41:57

You could say more than one.

SPEAKER_04 41:59

So, yes, definitely Deku, for sure. Naruto, for sure.

SPEAKER_00 42:03

Um that was gonna be my answer, was Naruto.

SPEAKER_04 42:07

Yeah, for sure. Um you could say uh pretty much every single main character in every single um sports anime where they have a rival, like duh, there he's in love with his rival. Duh. Like for sure.

SPEAKER_02 42:25

I don't know because eventually well, the only argument I have for the sports anime part, uh, and I'll let you get to the rest, is I I did start watching Haiku a little while ago, and I don't feel like that kid is gonna be sexually interested in anybody anytime soon. Like, rival aside or not, he only cares about the ball, you know?

SPEAKER_04 42:47

Yeah, anyways, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 42:48

Carry on. Um but Luffy don't care about sex at all either.

SPEAKER_04 42:55

Yeah. Um in Haiku, no, he doesn't care about anything but the ball, but he does really, really care about his his rival. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 43:06

Maybe I just haven't gotten far enough.

SPEAKER_04 43:09

Yeah, that like they're like best buds, dude.

SPEAKER_02 43:13

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_04 43:15

But in free, uh, that's like a swimming anime, the like there's like the main boy and then the other guy. Um, in uh Skate the Infinity, the two main characters in that one, like I can go on and on and on and on and on and on and on.

SPEAKER_02 43:32

Yeah, rivalry is a common trope, so putting shipping them is gonna be pretty easy. People would say Goku and Vegeta all day, even though you know that would never happen. Goku's barely interested in his own wife. He's like Luffy that way.

SPEAKER_04 43:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 43:51

But you gotta you gotta pick one though. You gotta pick one. Oh, because the the question is mo uh most likely, which is gonna be. a preface to damn near every question I have is which straight protagonist is most likely to be closeted gay?

SPEAKER_04 44:08

Oh then probably definitely like I mean I would go with definitely Naruto or or uh definitely Naruto or definitely uh Deku just because those two are like obsessed with their buddies.

SPEAKER_02 44:27

Nice. Fuck yeah um yeah my my answer was gonna be Naruto too yeah ain't no way ain't no way that you can be that obsessed with your your buddy um bro you there's no way you're gonna lay in bed at night saying another man's name just and he's been gone for three years. Sasuke Okay uh which anime objects would be the coolest to randomly find at a garage sale with all powers intact oh my god what a great question um dude there's so many things like if I could have a summoning scroll from Naruto and just slap my hand down and a giant fucking animal would appear that would be so cool um fucking a pokeball a goddamn pokeball that works and I throw it out and a Charizard comes out dude there's so much cool like gadgets and things like I don't know um I gotta I just gotta go with Pokeball. Like I'm sure there's probably better answers but even if Pokemon aren't real if I could have a working Pokeball that I could throw at shit and it would just absorb whatever I throw at it like that is an unlimited potential right there.

SPEAKER_04 45:57

Yeah how about you um honestly if I could have Deku's suit that'd be sick he does have a dope suit like at the end of it like if I that would just give me all the powers that'd be sick just to randomly buy a suit like that'd be sick.

SPEAKER_02 46:21

It's like Iron Man on steroids.

SPEAKER_04 46:24

Right?

SPEAKER_02 46:24

Yeah hell yeah dude that's a what a great question I feel dumb now that all our mind are gonna be like what is most likely because that's how I worded everything. Um okay which anime seductress is most likely to be a virgin or remain celibate either way it don't have to be a virgin but you know likely to remain celibate or you know someone who's super sexualized who you know probably isn't in their real life. You know what actually the blonde girl in death note oh sure uh what is her name Misa Misa or something like that?

SPEAKER_04 47:18

Yeah yeah yeah I feel like her because like she kinda is like on his nuts a little bit like that's kind of her whole bit is she wants him.

SPEAKER_02 47:30

But I feel like she would a hundred percent be like a virgin yeah yeah definitely um maybe this is like going the opposite way but like Manetta no you're right it it doesn't have to be a woman um yeah no one percent because he's a straight up man ho but you know he ain't never touched a titty yeah for sure because everybody's like get away from me my answer's gonna be someone you most likely don't know um but for the listeners I guess um my pick is Princess Hibana from Fire Force and maybe to help you understand why I picked her her entire character is well not her whole character but when she's introduced her whole thing is that she's the leader of a certain group and she steps on all of her like minions like sh they like worship her as like their princess and like they'll obey all of her commands and like she pays them back by stepping on them and calling them scum.

SPEAKER_03 48:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 48:44

And yeah she is super super hot big old boobies and she's just great she's super attractive but um she's also sort of like I don't know she's very closed off as well so I would assume that even if she's not necessarily a virgin that she would choose to remain celibate just because she sees men as something so far beneath her and she doesn't really show interest in the other side either so like she could just very much just be like uh like asexual yeah yeah most likely the the the another descriptive thing about her her like quote that she always says whenever her subjects reply to what she orders them she always says gravel doesn't talk sorry I just had to throw that in there at the last second.

SPEAKER_04 49:35

Okay how about I give you because like we're about almost to the end how about I give you like a couple and you can pick your favorite one to answer nice I like that okay so I have which anime character do you think has the shittiest handshake?

SPEAKER_02 49:52

Um I have which anime characters are the best cooks and um we'll go with which anime character has the most trauma those last two are really good um well I the second one is easy Sanji um but the last one I think the last one will be the one I actually maybe have a discussion about. So have you seen um well no I mean have you seen Tokyo Ghoul? Did you ever watch that? Uh-uh no there is a I mean Gasser has fucking trauma from watching that goddamn show because in the I think it's the last episode or the second to last episode he gets tortured in a very specific way and I never lived it down like to this day I won't go back and watch that shit. Like I just can't um so I would say I can't think of his name whatever the main character is from Tokyo Ghoul but recently and I kind of wanted to talk to you about this uh a while ago anyways there's a new show called Clevites that I started watching with Fats and when we watched the first episode we were like uh it's okay I think you've told me about this one yes and we ended up binging the entire show in like one or two days and there's a character in there I think her name is Nell I could be wrong but those of you who've seen it will I'm sure you'll correct me whatever her actual name is I think her name is Nell and she is she's a slave to these certain um bandits and her and she was born as a slave. Her mother was a slave and then when she was born her mother passed away and they used to beat the shit out of her mom and she had to watch that and then they started beating the shit out of her and then she was sexually taken advantage of and like she her in her whole life is just sad. She she got pregnant by the people who took advantage of her and then those babies got done away with because they didn't want any more mouths to feed it's just the saddest thing I've ever heard in my entire life and I cried me and Fats both cried and we're like bro have you ever heard a fucking sadder backstory in your life like God I love the image of you and Fats just on the couch holding onto each other and crying and like wiping each other's tears and stuff.

SPEAKER_00 52:58

Yeah bro because we're like we're staring at the screen with tears in our eyes and then we both look at each other and we're like bro and then having like sensual gay sex afterwards.

SPEAKER_02 53:10

Fuuu what you know what's crazy is before we knew her backstory we were sexualizing her because they specifically made her like like a little overweight and we're like hey finally an anime girl with some some curves that aren't just boobs you know and then we found out and we're like well fuck now now it's like we refuse to think of her this way because we respect her so much and we you know yeah any anyways so that that's my answer Nell from uh clevites by the way Danny you should 100% watch clevitess it's so good yeah I will I will uh try to remember anywho um did you have an answer for that one yeah um I would say without like further deeper looking into it doing further digging blah blah blah blah blah I would probably like my initial knee jerk reaction would be to say uh Korra only because of the way that it's actually depicted in the anime like her trauma is actually depicted to the point where like her chakras are blocked she can't walk like she she is actually working through that trauma and like it is genuinely depicted in a way that most anime is like yeah you're just like going through some shit and like you're fine though.

SPEAKER_04 54:48

Because like if you think about it like Deku goes through so much shit but like he doesn't really like he still just like gets up and goes again. Like he he's like he struggles a little bit here and there but like he doesn't go through the emotional like evolution that Korra does so like that's kind of that's why I go to her first um and like even just like thinking like outside of like anime verse like I don't know why but like as I was explaining it I was thinking about Steven Universe and I know you've seen Steven Universe.

SPEAKER_02 55:22

Oh yeah every single episode yeah the second season or like the second spin-off or whatever where he's where he's like yeah where he's kind of grown up that season fucked me up because it got into that emotional trauma yeah yeah totally you know um total sidebar here um I saw this Steven Universe thing where it was Steven and uh what's it what what's it uh Connie when they're fused they're Stefani right yeah I saw this thing where uh Stefani was like looking out at the view and then Garnet walks up and he's like hey Stefani and uh he's all hey garnet or they're all hey garnet and basically Garnet's like so uh when are you gonna decide to let her go and then there's just an awkward silence and then you look around and like the earth is completely destroyed and it's clearly been thousands of years but because gems don't age if he un if he unfuses with Connie then Connie will die. Yeah and I was like damn like he's staying fused to keep her alive as long as possible and I was like I never thought about that yeah because gems never die unless they get poofed you know or shattered um so anyways honorable mention for characters with trauma guts from berserk everything I said about yeah that's what I thought you were gonna say yeah everything I said about Nell uh from Clevites could be said about guts including the sexual assault um which is something that almost never happens to male characters in anime um but so let's see I'll do the same thing as you and name off a couple of my questions and you can either answer them all or whichever ones you prefer I know we're getting along here um so the ones I have left are which popular anime ship will most likely end in divorce um which food or drink from an anime is most likely to give you an upset stomach um which teacher from anime left the biggest impact on their student and then which anime character is most likely to be in band and what instrument would they play?

SPEAKER_04 57:57

Um I think I'll go with the teacher one I figured you'd pick that one and then but here's my thing is I don't know if this counts but the teacher that I would pick would be Uncle Iroh oh what a great choice he definitely left a huge impact because I feel like he is he is yes he's Zuko's mentor but even the small short conversation that he has with Toph leaves a lasting impact for her and then like when he talks to uh uh Korra Katara when he talks to Korra yeah but when he talks to Katara when they're in the um the fucking like when they're locked up and everything he talks to her and he kind of like tells her like hey you should like give him another shot da da da like he every single person that he talks to and like every single situation that he's in he makes the biggest impact. This man does not miss yeah and he is he is a teacher like even just mentioning that he he did meet the dragons like that leads them to go find the dragons and then they they do the the dance with the dragons and learn the truth you know like so I feel like Uncle Iroh is by far the best teacher and he leaves the biggest impact and he leaves the biggest impact on viewership like not just the people in the show but the the people in the world like I don't know a single person who has ever seen Avatar the Last Airbender and will say that Uncle Iroh is not their favorite yeah that that is a great answer for sure.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:09

For that one I was gonna pick Jiraya from Naruto because Pervenus aside um and I I know that you don't know all of Naruto so I my answer might have to be I know that entire arc okay so you know that um Jirah there was like a prophecy that he was gonna like teach the next generation and it's either going to lead the world into ruin or it's gonna like bring about peace. So like for one Jiraya's first student was the fourth Hokage which big spoilers is Naruto's dad and Kakashi's original sensei so like Jirah's impact on the world of Naruto is huge. Like he he trained Payne which is one of like the only villains in the entire show to just destroy the entire village spoilers again um he trained Naruto who literally saved the entire world um like I don't know I think I can't think of any better teacher I I think an honorable mention might be like Mr. Hattonclogs from Bleach um because he's super underrated and he used to be very very important but he basically left the society because he wanted to do his own thing um but like yeah bro Jariah for sure would be my answer on that one. This has been a dope game thank you for coming up with this idea it was fun. I mean I didn't come up with it I just saw a funny video this morning but yeah it was fun yeah but we made it our own and I think uh it's definitely worth it you know um last thing to squeeze in before we say our little salutations I was kind of looking at our numbers on the thing we upload with and it seems to be that people are a lot more fond of our longer episodes for whatever reason. Like any episode that's yeah like uh the the numbers we have that are like you know in the hundreds or whatever are like mostly our hour long or more episodes and so I don't know if people are just wanting to have something they don't have to flip through as much but I don't know I feel like most of the time we try to target about 45 minutes but whenever we tend to bleed into an hour uh if we get more numbers for whatever reason I feel like I always try to target around like an hour at least on my end that's like where the numbers are at when I do it. Right now it's showing me that we're at like an hour twenty yeah yeah totally yeah um so yeah man I yeah I think that's awesome so thank you guys for listening and we appreciate everything that you guys uh play part in. Oh one of our biggest episodes is the JJK season two so maybe at some point we can all catch up to season three and do one about that.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:20

Oh shit look at that uh I just want to see ratings like if we can see any more ratings.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:29

Sure um you know one of our biggest episodes is uh Horimia I I feel like that's so random yeah and that's super different because it used to be uh the ones with your brother oh the the first half of the berserk one and then they never watched the second half yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think I think um Jujutsu Kaisen officially overtook that one I could be wrong but oh and of course that freaking um the K-pop demon hunters episode went up like crazy as well oh cool I I love that for I love that for us anytime it's more than like 15 people we're like weo so like the idea of being at like a hundred people or you know more than it's like I don't know I I feel like that's a big accomplishment.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:23

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