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Episode 21
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Big King Kuma and the gang talk about video games, music and what their highest level of pisstivity.
Yeah, what it do, what it is. We thought it was. It's your boy Big King Kuma, and this is another day, another episode of Quick Scope and Jokes. How y'all feeling? Plus, if you are to come on back, I appreciate you coming staying with the channel, even though that we be, you know, we be having moments of hiatus and shit. You know what I'm saying? Hiccups, if you will. But at the same time, we back. And I appreciate all of that. Um, I'm gonna introduce my amazing friends as I'm be doing some amazing shit. We got some more amazing ass information that you about to get real quick. Uh, first up, I want to introduce my homie. He's a right, a director, producer, a purveyor of a lot of things, including Petty, and a lot of other things that we're gonna get on, especially about Star Wars. But we, I'm I'm not, I'm not gonna, I ain't gonna chop you in the neck yet, but we're gonna we're gonna talk about it. Uh, the man, the myth of legend, my hand, Dante a.k. Nobishin. How you feeling, my guy?
SPEAKER_03As you know, I just want to let you know, in this in the the the spirit of Star Wars, I just want to remind everybody it's the 60th anniversary of Star Trek. So they wrong show.
SPEAKER_01We just did that.
SPEAKER_04Wrong show. I just want to let the people know. This is the contribution he has to Star Wars. It's about Star Trek. You see kind of bullshit he's doing?
SPEAKER_03You see some kind of bullshit he's on around? I'm just putting it out there. Petty. You know, not be petty. I'm just he can you put some knowledge?
SPEAKER_01No, no, no.
SPEAKER_03You know what you you pay.
SPEAKER_01I was I was all nice and stuff, and then you know, this is this is the thanks I get.
SPEAKER_04See, see I come back your ass, exactly what happens. But this majestic voice that you've that you've heard thus far, we also, my homie, he is a the bike enthusiast, the the our our local uh stig, if you will. No, no, my bike only does the speed limit, sir. On camera, and we we appreciate all you guys that actually come through, but what thank and welcome the dopness, the ginger, my boy J AK SF Sarge. What's happening with you?
SPEAKER_01What up, man? How's it been? It's been a while since I've been back.
SPEAKER_04I know it's like you kind of like you dad, did you come back with the milk? Did you did you come? You went to the house. No, I forgot the milk. Hold on. Uh I'll be right back. No, no, I brought I got milk. I got a cow outside. You better sit your ass out. You better say hi to Betsy. Oh man. Uh shoot. That's it. Y'all ready to have some fun? You ready to have some you know shake up some shenanigans that we haven't done in a little bit? It's good to have the trio back.
SPEAKER_01Oh, yeah. It's always nice to be back, even with this petty dude over here.
SPEAKER_04Petty. I'm not I am not petty.
SPEAKER_01Listen, thank God you don't have 50 cent money, okay? I know.
SPEAKER_04Yes. Exactly because you just be sitting over there like anymore. Try me. So I'm gonna do something different to him. That's like I don't need you to do that to us.
SPEAKER_03I'm just saying, the man showed me that I'm not hating enough. Like, I don't use enough free will to hate on somebody as much as that man does.
SPEAKER_04I think you I think you do enough. I I think it's perfectly fine. You do enough. We're gonna get on that later. Matter of fact, I know your guardian angel, like, I'm oh my god, I'm sick of him. Stop being petty. Can't keep up. I can't I can't keep up now. 50 Cent shows every reason why he got shot nine times. Like people want to shoot him nine more times the more he does dumb shit. Anyway, let's move on to the show. This is a quick scope of jokes. This is where we have like all types of comedic events that have to do with video games, that's to do with all types of vibes and things that makes us a little bit pissed off, man. But we keep the energy going. We like all types of forms of fun and shenanigans that's more to come. Um, so the first segment that we like to roll is is the new game announcements. This is anything that you've been playing, you've been you've just been like you've been breaking your thumbs to just trying to get the shit going, or something that you're excited to come down the pipeline. Sorry, since you've been going for a little bit, man. Tell me what you're feeling. What's the new games that you're thinking?
SPEAKER_01So uh I I actually have a couple, but um there's a list of games that are coming down the pipeline that I really want to play. Give me a hot um oh, okay. Well, one, I need a new PC because I really want to play the new ace combat. Great choice. Uh I've been a long time fan of ace combat, and my PC will sound just like the Jets in the game if I try to play that shit. I know that's like it just there'll be a small fire in my little office here, and I can't handle it. Um that I'm actually playing uh playtesting. And uh I recommend if you like narrative games, like single player, it's like a visual novel, very cyberpunk, uh RPG-esque, you know, like different choices have different outcomes. Steel, soul, shaper. It's a wordful, a mouthful. But steel, like metal, soul, like what you got in your chest, and then a shaper, like you shape in it. It's basically uh you run a repair shop, it's cyberpunk, it's very cyberpunk. Uh you run a repair shop and you fix people's like cyber eyes and arms and shit like that, and there's a story going on. And uh, I've played a little bit of it so far, and so far I really like it. I can't wait for the full release of that one. And my third one. That sounds entertaining. As you know, I'm waiting, I'm on the wait list to get a steam frame. Which I'm about to drop some money, it's gonna hurt, but it's gonna be worth it.
SPEAKER_04He's gonna sting a little bit though.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, have you seen the price of the steam frame? It's it's it's a little expensive. But when I get it, I'm gonna bring it by. I'm gonna bring it out there to y'all.
SPEAKER_04Call you big papa big pockets.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_01Uh our other friend got put on on the wait list. I got put on nah, nah, nah, nah. No big money here, just saving. I'm trying to be like our boy Nabish in here, like our boy Dante. Now that's that's that's Uncle Moneybags right there, but but I ain't I ain't got it like that yet.
SPEAKER_03But okay, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got money in the blow. You good, Miss Scrooge?
SPEAKER_04I'm leaving you good, Scrooge McDuck. I understand. You gotta do what you gotta do with it. I'm broke.
SPEAKER_01He'll be retired before any of us. Right. But uh the game I'm really looking forward to on the Steam Frame is called Into the Radius 2. It gives, you know, like Stalker vibes. Not like Stalker, the first stalker of the game, Russian game.
SPEAKER_05Tarkov, things like that.
SPEAKER_01It gives it gives those kind of vibes. But VR. And I'm I'm kind of really excited to play that one when it comes out. So though those are my top three right now that I'm waiting on. Okay.
SPEAKER_04Alright, shit. Sound like you got a hell of a roster right there. I ain't mad at that. Don Chan, I know you got a game that you've been you've been either playing or you got something that you're waiting here on the horizon. What's good?
SPEAKER_03Now, the game that I have been waiting for, and it just arrived last week, Graveyard Keeper 2. Now, I'm a huge fan of Graveyard Keeper 1. Loved it, love all the DLCs. It's it's I lose hours. It's one of those one of those games where I'll be on a Saturday, I'll be like, Man, I ain't got nothing to do. It's like 10 a.m. I ain't gotta be nowhere. I think I play a little bit of Graveyard Keeper. And next thing I know, I look up and like, why it's so dark out? What do you mean it's 9 p.m.? Oh crap, I haven't eaten yet. I need to eat something. That's how good that game is. It's just so much to do in Graveyard Keeper 1. So when Graveyard Keeper 2 dropped, I got excited. Um they sold 400 copies. I bought two of them. One for the console, one for Steam.
SPEAKER_01Dang, and he and he ain't even opened the one for console yet.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I played it on console, and I barely been playing it on Steam, which you know, I I've been trying to put some hours into it because I'm like, Does it do the does uh is it cloud save, like where it crosses over? No, no, no. So each so each run is different. Hell, they just did a they just put out a couple patches, like I think they had like six patches out for the Steam version, and they haven't did that for the console just yet. So, but yeah, the like Grave Red Keeper 2 is bigger. They actually has some voice acting in it, so it's no longer just sound effects, but they do give it an option to bring back the sound effects. And it's it's a whole it's like a bigger story, bigger stage, just a lot more to do. The only caveat that I don't like at this moment is like they have a mastery system. So, like say you you make so many clay bowls, you know. If you make like 10 clay bowls, oh you just master you clay bowl master one and make like 25 more claymore master two and all this shit. Well, in order to raise your mastery rank at either gathering or science or building or you know, gathering, you have to do certain actions and then um what's the word I'm looking for? Do so many actions and then apply them to your mastery, but you get to you get to a hard limit where you have to add in faith. Now the k the kicker is the roadblock is you have to do so much in the game before you get the opportunity to have the nun show up so you can start unlocking faith, and you get screwed because like certain actions you gotta have so many masteries. So, like to even plant certain vegetables, you can have like a mastery of six or five, but when you do all the you know, the you do so many actions, you can only get up to like a four, and you know it's I don't like that the hard cap, especially when you gotta spend faith on your masteries, and then you also got to use faith to freaking do your freaking studying. It's so it's I there's just some things I don't like, but the game is actually pretty fun, it's pretty good. Like once you get once you get to the hardcap, that's when it starts getting a little sluggish, and you're like, what the fuck, you know? So okay.
SPEAKER_04Okay, shoot. That sounds kind of fire and entertaining, honestly. Now, granted, I'm afraid it's gonna suck up too much too much of my life, but yeah, that's not like a good time.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and then oh, one more thing I've been playing. I've been playing a lot. Division two. That's apparently a lot of people get that strong.
SPEAKER_04I never played division two. I played division one with you, but years ago, but I've I've not played division two.
SPEAKER_01I did play division two like way, way back when, and then you know, like six years ago.
SPEAKER_03What happened?
SPEAKER_01And it was fun then.
SPEAKER_04I mean the enemies are bullet sponges, but that was a bit of a frustration point for me when I was playing Division One. I'm like, that's a lot of bullets. Like you do when when do you die?
SPEAKER_03Especially when we get into the dark zone? Oh my god, yeah, that shit just oh yeah, yeah, so just my beef with the dark zone.
SPEAKER_04You find something really cool, and it was yours, and you're right there waiting for them to take away your little bag, and then somebody kill your ass and take your sh. That's probably what stopped me from playing.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah, that shit right there. Yeah, that puts you in that it's a fun game. But yeah, that's that's the two games I've been I've been on about.
SPEAKER_04So okay, all right, definitely solid. Myself, I've keep hearing these are actually both triple A games. Um, and and which is surprising for me because like a lot, you know, it yeah, you know, it I've I've been loving the indie games and whatnot, a lot of little little peaceful, little fun games side and force. You know, I've been I've been playing a lot of Power World unnecessarily, and I didn't think it'd be as fun as it was. Um it's peaceful and aggressive all at once. Power World is like is is is taking over. But that being said, I'm just like, oh, there are titles that I've been looking for that been like feeding to play like really badly. One of them, indefinitely, I don't care when anyone has to say God of War Lofty, and a lot of neck bearded energy has been coming around about this game, talking about oh, I don't know if we're gonna play dude. First of all, if you played any of the God of Wars with the new Norse mythology when he's been in the Norse lands, everything has been encircling about the lore of his wife. If you are missing the concept of why it's gonna be dope, because it's not gonna be about Kratos, it's like you don't like a storytelling. Or are you getting the uh the well actually she fought not only Thor to a stalemate, she beat Kratos, and that's why she fell in love with her because a woman that could kick his ass is something that crazy. If you can't respect that, I feel like you yourself are just I think that she has a vagina. I'll just have to don't be afraid of vagina, it's okay. Anyway, moving on because it's very powerful. So great, great game. It looks um brilliant. Her her fight sequences look amazing from what I've seen in the trailers and whatnot. And I love good lore. So, like literally seeing that she's in the after she's in the afterlife, and you've seen some random um deities that have nothing to do with her lore. One of them is Sekmet, which I know it's an Egyptian deity, and I believe the other one is of um is of Chinese descent. I'm not certain. I'm like, what are those two doing together? Every bit of nerd in me is like, oh, this is gonna be fucking brilliant. Like, I don't know what's gonna happen next. I'm excited. And and then like you seeing the echoes, like I we have I have all these preconceived notions, I'm not gonna spill what they are until I actually play the game or until people start to play the game because I don't want my problem. Is my the way my titism works, I never write about certain things and it ends up ruining things for people, so I'm not gonna do it.
SPEAKER_01So you're saying you're you're you're pretty good with your predictions.
SPEAKER_04Uh for the most it yeah, it doesn't work on sports. Go to Fantasy League or lottery. It's a very limited finitism. I trust me, I've tried to make money off it. Oh, them numbers have lied to me. But but ultimately, that that's the that's one of the games that I have on my heart that I've can't wait to fully play. Um, because it's just it it looks so brilliant. Like, who doesn't like God of War? And if if you don't, then that's okay, you don't have to play it. I love it.
SPEAKER_01I do like God of War. I have not played the the Norse one yet, though.
SPEAKER_04Oh, brother. Oh, and okay, so all I know is the meme. Boy, this has to be said. Imagine a Kratos who's just tired. He's tired, but he's more ripped and shredded than he's ever been, and he's trying to be a good daddy, but people keep fucking with him. That's the only way I can really explain it.
SPEAKER_03I mean, the men, yeah, the man literally is just trying to he's he's just trying, he's just trying to be a dad, and he's like, yo, I just want to live my life in my little shack and chill out, you know. That's all he wants to do. Like you said, people just come keep fucking with him. He's like, bro, leave me alone, dog. I'm trying to raise him, I'm trying to raise my son, make him a man.
SPEAKER_04That's it. And then literally, every time he's about to get into a skirmish, there's one particular time, and I'm pretty sure you've already had this spoiled for you all over the internet. He literally told us that it's like I want to fight you, just like, you do not want this fight. He he meant that because you it's kind of like my type, you don't want to see that person that used to be animal because that person came out, you know, it's like like this man cried before every match. It's the same energy you get, and it's like, ooh, hold on. No, there's something in there. I'm sorry. I would apologize immediately. But I'm not gonna I'm not gonna ruin anything for you if you haven't played it. Why haven't you played it? I have it for PS4 and uh I have the first one for PS4 and the second one for PS5. So if you ever want to run it, let me know. Um, I still need to return your other game. I was oh yeah, you still do have my freaking uh oh my gosh, Horizon 2, uh for Bidden West. I forgot about that. I was like, huh, I wonder where this disc is.
SPEAKER_01I forgot you had it. But anyway, I don't know. You might uh I might forget and you might have to, you know, I don't know, buy another copy because you know, it just don't get returned for some reason.
SPEAKER_03Is like some other things same place with the uh sell saga box?
SPEAKER_04Uh I think so, actually. So I did buy Excel saga back, it just uh he had already bought it by the time I had bought it. I guess so, and I was like, you kind of yeah, so but at the same time, you know, hey, you know, hey, I got it though. But does it still have plastic on there? Yeah, it actually does still to this day. Like it has the plastic on the bottom.
SPEAKER_03Well, here I'll give you 20 bucks. Let me get that shit off you because you ain't gonna you ain't gonna appreciate it. What are you talking about? You ain't gonna open it or I just but I just bought the Blu-ray version of uh of uh uh Shin Chan because I couldn't find a way to watch party.
SPEAKER_04Wait, where you where you where you find that?
SPEAKER_03Amazon, believe it or not.
SPEAKER_04Watch party. I made that absolutely blue ray, yeah. Oh, hell yeah. She's young, she's mean, and the cops come and tell her she's 18. It's Jill Bait Pool.
SPEAKER_02Oh, it's all my fault for wearing this skirt.
SPEAKER_03It's just good to have tin under your belt.
SPEAKER_04Watch, watch the show. Watch, watch the show. It it's I promise you this isn't us just being weird. I promise. This is watch the show.
SPEAKER_01Action Buster says, put your mouth on a sausage.
SPEAKER_02I wish I had a big strong man like Bill O'Reilly tell me what to do. Oh, this is what you do, my Bill O'Reilly.
SPEAKER_04Shut up by the damn sausage.
SPEAKER_02On that note, let's move on to the next segment. Oh god, because I see my chism spiraling. So the next the next segment of the show is uh actually the highest point of festivity.
SPEAKER_04This is the point when you actually get everything off your chest and what's been what's what whatever of annoying you, what makes your heart beat a little bit, got a little bit of pit a pattern because somebody did something stupid. Somebody spelled some coffee on your favorite white shirt, you know, and whatnot. Or that one girl that's supposed to come over there and y'all supposed to be over there, you know, play some some Netflix chill said she left you with a bill and left. It was like, hold on, you gonna eat Dana Dan Shuffle? Don Chan, you tell me what's some what's got your heartbeat? What pissed you off? What gave you to the highest point of passtivity?
SPEAKER_03Whew. Sir, this one's sports related.
SPEAKER_01So I should have seen that coming.
SPEAKER_03This one this was really near and dear to my heart. I've talked a lot of shit over the last 10, 12 years. I mean a lot. I mean I I mean uh about 18 years of shit talking. I have done, I have I've done a lot of shit talking. In the last couple days, I have found out that my favorite soccer team in the world, Manchester City, has been accused and found guilty of uh circumventing the circumventing the uh the fair play rules, the financial fair play rules. Called it and got caught cheating. My club was like, nah, that shit ain't that ain't right. And the Premier League is like, nah, nah, no, that's that's what we believe.
SPEAKER_01They said, nah, nah, we got you right here and 4K.
SPEAKER_03So so a lot of people, of especially the Manchester United fans, the Arsenal fans, the Liverpool fans, all of a sudden, like, oh, we because we came in second place, we should get we should get the trophies and strip Man City of their trophies. You should get them. Nah, y'all fucking suck those years. Nah, y'all don't get no championships. You sit there and look at that bitch say vacant. You were second. Your team sucked. You weren't good enough to get first. So sit there and look at vacant because your team was trash.
SPEAKER_01So at least you know the other ones didn't have to cheat.
SPEAKER_03It's weird how they they sit there talking about um Manchester City had uh inflated their financials. Like they can't they brought in an extra 941 million dollars. Like, oh we can't believe they they brought in an extra 940 billion dollars. It was like all of a sudden you wouldn't look, it's like Manchester City brought in like Manchester United brought in 1.1 billion, Liverpool brought in 1.6 billion, and then Arsenal brought in what I think like I think they said 1 billion while Chelsea brought in 900 million, and Chelsea is under financial constraints right now. And Tottenham, 900 billion, uh 900 million, and they're under financial constraints, but but somehow Manchester City bringing in over 961 million dollars is is unbelievable, unfattable. Like we just can't believe this is happening.
SPEAKER_01So yeah, yeah. Because they suck.
SPEAKER_03We've won the league multiple times. We've done five times in a row. Nobody else has done that. Not even mighty reds across the street have done cheating.
SPEAKER_00We did not cheat.
SPEAKER_04Well, what did the uh the official sucker people say?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, what did they say?
SPEAKER_01No, we don't know until oh, he's got all these other stats ready to go. Lock and cock treaded rock. But oh I don't know.
SPEAKER_03It takes time to win against 115 charges against you. So a hundred and fifteen?
SPEAKER_04I'm not saying y'all fully guilty for everything, but hey, they're guilty. Go to jail now.
SPEAKER_01They're guilty. Straight to jail.
SPEAKER_03So I just want to let the world know I'm not leaving. I'm not leaving. I'm still city till I die.
SPEAKER_01Straight to jail.
SPEAKER_04I hear you. But don't know what you ain't gotta leave for to pay that bill. Go pay that bill.
SPEAKER_03This ain't none of that fair weather shit. This ain't no no Yankee Albo Yankee fan.
SPEAKER_01I hope y'all get relegated.
SPEAKER_03Yankee suck. I'm gonna be a Vets fan now. Well, I'm gonna be a Cowboys fan.
SPEAKER_01Relegations in your future.
SPEAKER_03Shit. They want us back. They want us completely out of the league. They want us in like League Two. Yeah, they was like, yeah, expelled them.
SPEAKER_05I'm like, fuck that.
SPEAKER_03Goodbye. You know what? I wish they would. And you know, I my our leadership will be so petty enough to go put together a super team and come back to the league. And then we're like, yeah, we beat everybody. And just say something then.
SPEAKER_01That'll be like a good five, six glorious years of no cheaters.
SPEAKER_03Elite team? Oh, is it's just gonna be what Arsenal win in it? Yeah.
SPEAKER_01What what what oh watch out? Manchester City has this elite team against Blooming Heights High School.
SPEAKER_03Hey, everybody can catch that smoke. Everybody. Grimsby awake, they can catch that shit. Fucking kids.
SPEAKER_00Millwall, they can catch it too. We can go out here playing Bumble Dumpleshire High.
SPEAKER_03They can catch that shit too. Shit. That's how I'm feeling right now.
SPEAKER_00Us against the world right now. It's gonna be us. It's gonna be y'all against some high school team soon.
SPEAKER_04It's gonna be yo wallet against the state.
SPEAKER_03And you know what? And why y'all sit there laughing? For real city fans, this ain't nothing new. They've been there, they've been down there before. Oh, y'all used to cheating. Not cheating. They've just been terrible. They would just suck before like in the I think like the 80s, they were just yeah, bad. But yeah, so yeah, they were they've been down before and they came back up. They worked their way back.
SPEAKER_01You know who has been doing good? Rexum.
SPEAKER_00Rex them? Yeah. Rex them. Yep.
SPEAKER_03They didn't have to cheat. I don't know. Wait till they get to if they make it to the Premier League. Somebody gonna start looking at little financials.
SPEAKER_04Hey, it's you know what? Hey, if what whether the allegations are true or not, it's it's I understand your passivity. And he said they're true. Now hopefully you y'all got the bills to pay that, you know, because I I definitely won't be chipping in. But at the same time, stay strong. I'm here in solidarity. I'm not getting Sarge. What's your what's your husband in passivity, man? What you got on your chest? Oh, buddy.
SPEAKER_01Oh so you know, I like to ride a lot. Motorcycles, you know, I've been and like I tell everybody, they're like, Oh, what's the coolest thing you put on your bike? I'm like, miles, motherfucker. That's fair. So I've been putting a lot of miles on it. But there I had a little mini heart attack the other day. I was riding to work. And a little green or a little orange wrench light came on. Not like a check engine light. It was on the screen, on the infotainment screen, you know? Like, oh, my heart dropped. I said, Oh man, what the fuck? I don't know what the fuck this is. I'm panicking a little bit. Panic with a K. So I get to work and I Google. I says, man, what does this mean? It's an oil change light.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Simple as well.
SPEAKER_01I'm like, oh, cool, gotta do an oil change. I'm gonna do that myself, anyways, because I'm not about to ride a Jacksonville to the only nearest dealership to pay them to do it. I'm just gonna get the shit sent to my house, I'm gonna fix it myself. Right. So, you know, I start doing my homework, what I need, what I'm gonna need to do, because this is gonna be the first oil change I've done on this bike. Okay. You know how to reset that light.
SPEAKER_04Not at all.
SPEAKER_01Uh you're supposed to take it to the dealer.
SPEAKER_04What they don't they don't just have like a part and a UI and where you can actually just toggle things and just turn off like most vehicles?
SPEAKER_01Nope. So, me being the petty man I am. Go on, man. Fuck M dealerships. I'm gonna do the shit myself. About to drop some money on our real scanner. Right. So that way I can go in and reset that light myself. At this point, would it have been cheaper to take it to the dealership? Probably. Stromboss. But that's not the point. It's the principle of the matter. You should be able to do it yourself. This is your future-proofing your problems. I I respect that. Exactly, exactly. So then later on, when I go to do another oil change, now I granted it's probably gonna take me about five or six oil changes for this thing to pay for itself, okay? But the crazy part is how much oil it takes to fill my bike. How much oil? How many quarts of oil does your truck take? Uh about six. Okay. Five and a half or something? Five and a half? It's a V6, right? Yeah. Yeah. Dante, how many quarts of oil does your RAF4 take? Uh four? Okay. You know how many quarts it takes from my bike? My two-cylinder 1043cc bike? How much? How many? Six quarts.
SPEAKER_00Oh damn. What the fuck? Four? What I'm saying. Six?
SPEAKER_01I said, where the fuck is this oil going?
SPEAKER_04Sir, it's a it's a hidden little oil tank. So on that bitch, what do you mean?
SPEAKER_01I was like, six, because I'm I'm I'm pricing out shit, right? And and shout out, I'm not sponsored or anything. I wish I was, but shout out to AF1 Racing out of Texas because they are my one-stop shop for everything. Motorcycle related, in terms of like fixing stuff. Well, all my parts I buy from them. So, you know, if somebody happens to hear this out there in Texas, hook your man up. You know what I'm saying? Like, at least, you know, with this next one, can I get a sticker or something? Like, like anything? A t-shirt. Because I'm about to spend like a hundred dollars on six quarts of oil in a filter. Whoo, shit.
SPEAKER_04Uh-huh. It's ridiculous. I got a whole truck full of books. Well, I mean, you gotta pay for sexy, man.
SPEAKER_01Exactly. And you can't just be putting conventional and a high performance machine, okay? That's like going and putting, you know, Walmart brand oil in your fucking Porsche.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, you want nothing to die.
SPEAKER_05Exactly.
SPEAKER_04You want that bitch to explode.
SPEAKER_01Uh or run like shit. But so you know, how about give us an option where we don't have to spend, you know, half a band on a scanner to fucking turn off the damn maintenance light.
unknownRight.
SPEAKER_01What happened to right to repair, motherfucker?
SPEAKER_03Yeah. See that shit right there. And golly. Oh, that's a whole nother, that's a whole nother headache to talk about right there. Just uh this is why I should have ran for president. I should, I should have got that shit done.
SPEAKER_04No, see, if you run for president, ain't nobody getting no money but me. I'm putting taxes on all you bitches. Hold on, sorry. You can't screw me. Who said I can't?
SPEAKER_01Man, if he comes president, I'm just gonna be walking around smacking motherfuckers. Like, man, you can't do that. Watch me, bitch. I'll get a pardon. Fuck you.
SPEAKER_04I'm part of the council. What I am part of nobody's I'm not even gonna lie, dude.
SPEAKER_01I'm probably gonna abuse your position.
SPEAKER_04He could I can just see see Sarge outside the shit, whamming that young buck. I know you're gonna let me in through this line. I know you're gonna let me through every fucking thing it's doing. It's like turns the DMV. I know you're gonna let me smoke my weed.
SPEAKER_02Like it's in the DMV.
SPEAKER_04I won't even smoke weed, but I'm gonna do it this time. He's just rolling up on the back of a child, on the back of a child's neck. Stay still, kid. Trying to roll. Just disrespect. Start resmacking this man. He looked at the sideways. I just see I see the devastation that's gonna come from this. But good lord, six quarts. And then the expense of that scanner. God bless you, sir, in your pockets.
SPEAKER_01It ain't easy being cheesy.
SPEAKER_04I I know, yeah. You you don't just get regular cheese, you get that gouda, that age gouda, that grew air.
SPEAKER_01I mean, don't get me wrong. My other car, the van, that shit get conventional. It's a hobby. It don't care.
SPEAKER_04You go you go get what you get, baby.
SPEAKER_01I can I can spit in the engine and it'll keep running.
SPEAKER_04It might like it. Anyway, so the fact I'm leaving that there. It's too easy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, children. All right. So my highest point of positivity is very simple, but it's like I, as you all know, we are all entrepreneurs, entrepreneurs, and do the things. A lot of things that I end up doing is during the night hours. Um, I probably go to bed at like 6, 7 a.m. on average for yes, for reasons of that sort. Because that's a lot of times that's where you know the the traction happens, a lot of the creativity happens, and other stuff like that in the middle of the night. That's usually when it happens. And um that's hey, I stream, I I write, I do auditions, all types of random crap. That's when the stuff happens. Well, the problem is it's just the same when I've worked night shift and other particular positions. You you you don't do things in the early morning. Cause you've been up. Leave people alone. Every time I stay up too late, I promise you, I can almost set my watch to it. I can't I have my camera feed on my on my my ring doorbell camera to literally that coincides with the story. Oh man, let me go ahead and lock the house and go to sleep. As soon as I go to sleep, an hour later. Hello? Is anyone home? Then they start ringing the doorbell on aggressively and shit. That's like, hey, I didn't answer the first three times. Go away. I don't want it. I'm sleeping. Unless you're telling me my house is actively on fire, suck a whole dick sideways to your hiccup. No, leave me alone. I'm sleeping.
SPEAKER_01So I'm gonna let you in on my patent pending method on how to get people to not come back to your house. Oh, I gotta hear this. What you do is when they knock like that, and hey, on the third time, just answer the door naked.
SPEAKER_00Just swing.
SPEAKER_01I've done it before. Dick out and all. Just like, hey, so uh, why are you here? What you need? All of a sudden, they don't forgot why they're there, they don't want to be there no more. And I'm like, why? You knocked on my door, I didn't knock on yours.
SPEAKER_04Why imagine you with a black in mouth, some steel toe boots, ass naked with AR? What y'all doing? A man can't clean his gun in peace. What you want?
SPEAKER_01Can I help you? No, no, no, no. Where are you going? You got my attention undivided. You was knocking. We here now. What's going on? What was so important?
SPEAKER_04You you won't be my friend. Clearly, my friends like knocking on my door like that, and it gets me excited. You get my gun excited too. Well, don't run. I was gonna lubricate my gun, then maybe you come back. It's it's it's it's brilliant. My problem is I have my you live a little bit more, you got more space between your houses, you can get away with shit like that. Everybody got a camera in my neighborhood. So it's like I'm here. That's better. Tell them to turn off their cameras.
SPEAKER_01No, it's listen. If their camera's pointed at your house, that's their problem. It's it's look, just just you're gonna get what you get, but it's like, hey, baby, don't point your camera at my house. You won't see my dick.
SPEAKER_04You you you about you better have a look. I know you ain't coming to see a chocolate water hose. Too bad. Too bad. I was I was I was asleep. Mustache on or off. Too bad.
SPEAKER_02Too bad.
SPEAKER_04Shout out to all y'all who know about uh uh C Lab. But exactly every single time I try to get some sleep, I get 15 phone calls, and then also no sub sub pastivity. Robot calls have gotten so much worse in the last two or three years. Like, it is egregious. The amount of people they went down a little bit during COVID. It's then they came back. They came back right now. I get like at least eight calls a day, and I have like this thing on my phone that like helps me like filter them and shit, so get rid of some of them, but they still leave voicemails. I did no one said I wanted a vacation to Maui. I didn't ask for a loan, and no, I don't know this this Jezebel that you telling me to go sign up for their website. Leave me alone. Like I'm sick of your shit. Let me sleep. I'm happily married. You ain't gonna get me shot off some bush.
SPEAKER_01Uh it'll work every time, doesn't matter who it is. Yeah, that's I might have to just come out there with a revolver just like what you what you do? Get that blood. Mind your business. HOA representative, whatever.
SPEAKER_04Oh my gosh. I I get I I get I I feel really bad, but like I get really annoyed when people come back in the same day. I tell them sometimes I'll be nice. I'll talk to the door by camera.
SPEAKER_01You nope, you do my method, they won't come back that same day.
SPEAKER_04I hey you wanna and who just fell over? I I was just about that that you could then Dante Dante.
SPEAKER_03Sorry about that. No, she fell over.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I was like sound like an assassination plot happened.
SPEAKER_00Like, hold on. She was happening. Sorry about that. Was was your pants off and you knocked stuff off the table?
SPEAKER_03She just went wild over here. Sorry about that.
SPEAKER_04Kickstand hit the side, hit hit his drink on a on the computer. Oh no!
SPEAKER_01We're sitting here talking, and all of a sudden we hear crash bang. What the fuck was that?
SPEAKER_04Solly you had agent 47 in your room. I was scared. Hold on. Mission complete. Like I'm glad. All right. Shout out to uh to Navish for still being alive. We good. All right. I'm gonna move on to the last segment so that way he can he could he can live uh further. This is the uh the last part segment where we call the vibe of the week. We got songs, something you've been booming, you've been bucking, something that's been reverberating through your speakers, or something that's just on your heart. What is a song that you have in your brain? Sarge, what's the song of the week? What you got for me, man?
SPEAKER_01Song of the week. So it's kind of a difficult one because uh I was on like a 90s kick, and then I came back to like some modern stuff, and then like I've been I have been all over the place lately, but uh I don't know if I hope you weren't gonna say this. Um uh shit, what's his name? The guy that played Bane.
SPEAKER_04Oh, uh um, oh gosh. Damn it, great actor. Um Dunju Jitsu and shit. Oh my goodness. Yeah, okay. Holy crap. Oh, but friend. What the f I know you're talking about. I know y'all know who you're talking about, too. Tom Hardy.
SPEAKER_01Tom Hardy, thank god. Oh, Jesus. Yeah, Nobshin, Dante. Yes, you saved our lives. I'll watch it. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Take a minute, take a minute. I was like, what the Yeah.
SPEAKER_04That's it. I literally could tell you, I was telling you everything about this man's life, but I don't even know what the I was like, damn it.
SPEAKER_01So Tom Hardy released a 15-track rack rap album called Zarface Meets Frankie Pulitzer.
SPEAKER_02What?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, and and it's actually pretty good. Really? Yeah. Like, it's got like that old school like MF Doom kind of vibe. But uh it's got Inspected Deck in it, 7L, esoteric, Method Man, Buster Rhymes, LP.
SPEAKER_02What?
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Like and it and there was no there was no warning, no advertising, no, nothing. It's just like all of a sudden, hey, here you go. Check that out.
SPEAKER_04Yo. Alright, that you didn't tell me all that. That we got hip hop royalty in the song from just out of nowhere. Uh no.
SPEAKER_01Since when the top saying it just it just came out of fucking nowhere.
SPEAKER_03They're saying you've been rapping since 99. Teenager.
SPEAKER_04I've never heard this before.
SPEAKER_03But then again, remember he's he's from the UK, so you probably have.
SPEAKER_01So his rap name or his alias is Frankie Pulitzer, also known as the face puller. And I was confident on the mic. And it works. It's good.
SPEAKER_04I'm gonna definitely have to look into it. That that's you told me too much greatness in one song. I I gotta I gotta hear it. Okay. Put that on the lock on the roster. Nabishan. What's a song you got that's been hitting to your chest? What's been knocking through your speakers, man?
SPEAKER_03It's a Japanese song.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_03By this uh I I guess she's legendary. I guess she's been in the game for a while. Uh it was a Kari Pumi Pumi. And she has a song called uh Karakara Harajuko. And the song is actually kind of catchy, and the video is like weird. So it's like she has like um she is like multiple cuts of her, and as the beat goes along, like each cut of her is doing like a different movement to the beat. And it's like it's like wild watching, especially like when the beats start, you know, kicking in and everything, and everything all the music, you know, the whole song is like flesh and full and running. The song's actually pretty cool. The song's actually pretty good. It's the videos, the the visuals is like if it really gets you to, and especially because she's wearing like this big, puffy, like spiky jacket. Like it looks like Bowser. It looked like she's wearing like a Bowser suit. Even the shoes has like a big old spike on the toe, like a Bowser, like Bowser and shit. So like the song is the song's actually pretty good. It's pretty, it's a pretty good song. You listen to it, bob your head, tap your toes, and then you watch the visual, you're like, what the world? Because like I said, it's like she's like in multiple different, she's doing like multiple different uh things as the song goes on. So yeah, that's been my joint right there. And then okay. And then uh one last thing. Uh one last song I've been bumping is uh by uh Salvatori Ganacchi. Um gracious shenanigans. This was like um this this the music video is about like uh these people is like it shows like four people and then four animals, and then like these four people are attacking the animals. So Savatori comes back and gets revenge and starts attacking the people that was attacking animals. So like this old lady, she's punching a lion in the face, so he goes and punches the old lady in the face. Like one guy's like uh like um he's like rocking a uh he's like hitting a hitting a hitting a panda bear with his car. He's like hitting it with the bumper and stuff. So he goes and grabs him and starts hitting him in the with the car with a bumper and stuff. And then one was uh I can't remember what the other animal was. I think it was like a sheep, like like the lady was like sitting there slamming the sheep's head in with the trunk of the the the little the trunk, so he's doing that to her and shit. So yeah, it's like it's a pretty wild ass video. Like it's like there's no vocals, it's uh it's all about the visual, it's all about the visuals. So yeah, that's what I've been bumping lately.
SPEAKER_04Right. Okay, all right. It's every time you show me one of his videos, their videos, it's like it's like this some wild shit. I don't know what's going on. He always finds like the craziest shit, though. It's he he finds the the the this the random vortex that is the internet side. I I don't I don't know where you find it, I don't know how what what what beacon that you had a line with, but he he he's in there.
SPEAKER_03The name of the song is called Horse. So look at it, saboteur Gonacchi, and it's called Horse. That's that's literally what the thing is called.
SPEAKER_04So all right. I'm gonna look into that one too. That sounds to fire. I was fighting with myself with the song which I was gonna roll with today, but I was like, oh, what should I find for something new? Because all types of new RB I've been listening to. I'm gonna listen to a crap ton of new RB. And for those who think RB is dead, no, there's more. But um, I actually am finding one particular song on an old playlist that I have not heard in god knows how long. It's it's a song by Ludacris called The Potion. When I tell you the beat that comes on from this thing, it just comes in so aggressively, it's so verbose. It just comes in, it just comes with a meme.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah. This yeah, I remember that.
SPEAKER_04A shot it what it is. It's like, oh my god, and I heard that on accent. I said, Oh no, I'd have to. I this way I know I have there might be a level of autism. I don't know. It I played that five times in a row.
SPEAKER_03You know the fun part about that beat? What's that? Jay-Z passed on it.
SPEAKER_04Good, it wasn't for him.
SPEAKER_03So fun fact about the potion. Uh there's a video with uh Timberlin working with Jay-Z, and Tim was playing some beats for Jay-Z. The potion dropped on there. He was he he was playing the potion, and Jay's like sitting there, he's nodding, he's like, Nah, I don't like that. And so Jay's like, You got anything with bounce? You got anything with bounce? And what makes me wilder, he played like three fire ass beats that we all we all heard, like, oh shit, that's where that beat. Jay passed on that beat, Jay passed on that beat. So then he was all like, He's like, You got someone with bounce, he goes, I gotta bounce, I gotta bounce. Then he goes and hits dust off his shoulder. Jay looked at that beat, he was like, Hold up. He started frowning up. He's like, I want that, I want that right there.
SPEAKER_04I need that. That's crazy. That's absolutely he passed on the potion. Yeah, like if you guys haven't heard it, if you're if you're not like a hip hop aficionado, please feel free to check out um ludicrous is the potion. It's uh from the red light district album. When I tell you the beat is just just it's three minutes and 55 seconds of heat. Like I it it's it's great to work out to, it's great to be on if you're doing like cardio, and it just honestly, if you just doing some random shit, then tell me what you want. Well, some wild shit. Like, I don't, I don't know what it just look, baby. I'm on the potion. Take a sip of this to get your back in motion. Like, I just it it's uh making my shoulders itch. I'm sorry. So the fact is it it has the power of of just it's a Timbalin beat from the early 2000s, you know that it just it was it was just brilliant. You can't Timbalin is known, Timbalin, Pharrell, like you know, Misty Elliott. No one questions their work, you know why? Because you can't reproduce what they do because they are monsters. Yeah, they are absolute monsters, and they put a stape. People used to you that that if you haven't watched that Pharrell movie of that bit by bit, piece by piece, excuse me, piece by piece um on Netflix, watch it because it literally just shows like how organic and how dope that they were in the music stratosphere. It's like no one knew what they were doing with it and what to deal with it or how to approach it, they just have it, and it's just listen to their music. It makes sense. No one else had that. No one could have made that. There we're just what so the the potion by Ludacris, check it out. Please do. If you won't if you love hip hop, you love amazing beats, you love for artistry, you won't miss that. Uh Tim was in his bag on that one, though.
SPEAKER_03Timbow was in his bag with that beat, though.
SPEAKER_04It was oh my god. I'm gonna listen to it after the stream, after the stream, I'm gonna listen to it. I already know for a fact. I'm listening to it right now. Why are you talking?
SPEAKER_01Speaking of real quick, I do have to give our other friend Robert credit. He's the one that put me on game for the czarface meets Frankie P. Really?
SPEAKER_02That is good.
SPEAKER_01So Zarface is like a super group, and Frankie P or Face Puller or Frankie Pulitzer is Tom Hardy.
SPEAKER_04Okay, that's good to know.
SPEAKER_01Damn sure.
SPEAKER_04Good to know.
SPEAKER_03Well shit. Shout out to Robert, shout out to Robert for that. Shut up, shout out to Robert, aka Hobby Hood.
SPEAKER_04Appreciate you, good sir. Man, it this this has been a fun episode, guys. And I'm trying to, I'm I've it's we've been we haven't been all together too long, so we went this one going a little bit longer than usual, but same time. Hey, I don't care. We have the vibes.
SPEAKER_01But yeah, I sent you probably my favorite song off the album. Okay, but that's the one that you sent me in uh in a DM.
SPEAKER_04Gotcha.
SPEAKER_01It's a really, really, really good song.
SPEAKER_04Okay, I'm definitely gonna listen to that. All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys, girls, people, pronouns all over the world, it's been an absolute pleasure giving you another episode. Um, we've reached a point where we come to the conclusion, the this the summation, and where we actually give people um information about things that we've got down the pipeline, some more they got going on, what they what you you can expect from them, or what are things that they would like to do. And hopefully you can communicate with us and we can probably help out and reverberate that and break it into content. So, I'm gonna start with you, Jay, since you haven't been here so long. What you got down on the pipeline? What you could what can we expect from you? What do we want from you? Or what else do you want to do altogether? I believe in you. Let's do it.
SPEAKER_01Well, I would like to stream with you. Like I can't currently stream, but I'd like to join you on some streams just because it is always a good time. Today's stream was a little uh yeah, but we still had fun, and uh I I miss hanging out with you guys and streaming and doing the show. I'm trying to make more time for it. Yeah, absolutely, but uh definitely yeah, definitely, you know, check out our other show, Reach for the Clicker, where we talk about movies, TV shows, all that good stuff about how Star Wars is clearly better than Trek. Way better. Joking, joking, but put it no, he ain't joking. That shit's facts 100%.
SPEAKER_04Put down the phasers, these are jokes.
SPEAKER_01Don't worry, they're sets of stun, and he's a red shirt anyway, so we're not worried. Yeah, that's right. I just use your own lingo against you now. Just Jedi Mind tricked your ass.
SPEAKER_03And you know what? The red shirts got their own comic books too, so it's got their own comic series going. So yeah. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_01We got books because we're culture.
SPEAKER_03So shut up shout out to shout out to the red shirts out there. Shout out to the lower decks, lower decks, lower decks.
SPEAKER_04On that note, no opposite, you tell the people what you got coming down the pipeline. What's what you got booming bucking, all the good stuff. What's up?
SPEAKER_03Well, I got booming and bucking. We're working on some lower decks. No, let me stop.
SPEAKER_04Oh, that's nasty.
SPEAKER_03Just enjoying the 60th anniversary of the Star Trek series, you know, with those old scientists. I mean, I'm sorry, those uh the original series. I'm sorry. Uh it's it's it's one of those uh inside uh inside uh Star Trek jokes where you know when we when we go back when we mention the TOS, we always think of those old scientists. So I mean you Star Wars guys wouldn't you wouldn't understand. I I get it. You know, I mean once you go play with your lightsaber somewhere and go jiggly handles it, people. So keep it up.
SPEAKER_01You're gonna see my lightsaber.
SPEAKER_03You're gonna you're gonna spin it around, you're gonna give me a light show. Then you start playing the rude, uh, sandstone as you like switching.
SPEAKER_01Oh, I need to glow in the dark condom.
SPEAKER_02On that note, uh butt naked on his porch again.
SPEAKER_04It's just y'all want a lot, so that's you know, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to come to your door. So if this is your first time, feel free to check me out. If you'll find my name is Big King Kuma. I've a voice actor podcaster as well as streamer. Uh catch me up on all things that's Big King Kuma on socials. You can catch me uh doing videos periodically. I'm gonna drop a couple today. Um, also you catch me streaming on Twitch, YouTube, Kik, um, Instagram occasionally, used to TikTok, but being TikTok been beefing recently. Hopefully, we can get it together. But you can still find my clips on there. Um, yeah, man. Feel free to like, share, subscribe, tell everybody, share anything about all both of our podcasts, this one as well as Reach for the Clicker. And you know, just show some love, man. So uh tell your mother, cousin, sister, or daughter, we got something to make your laugh harder. I've been your boy Vicky and Kuma, my homie Navichin, my boy. That's a starge. And we'll catch y'all next time, man. Be easy. Come out, żeby.
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