Fly me to the moon , let me play among the stars , let me see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars . In other words , hold my hand . In other words , baby , kiss me . What is going on ? I was in my old blue eyes mood , frank the ledge , how's it going ? Audience .
Speaker 1So today I was thinking about it . Why do I ? I was thinking about my friends . I'm like man , I need new friends . Like , why do I even talk to my friends , man , I'm like I love them to death , actually all of them . But I get , we're all you know , we're older and Jen X is not going to revisit that , you know . Say how Generation X is the best . It even rhymes X is the best , x best . If it doesn't , it does , but anyway .
Speaker 1So I have this one friend . Let's call him stupido . Well , that'll be his alias stupido . This guy told me .
Speaker 1So you know , as we all are , I'm looking for love , all that stuff , and for love in all the wrong places . But he's like hey man , and he's a gun enthusiast , very responsible one . Love him to death . We talk about , we talk about guns a lot . I'm a you know gun owner , responsible gun owner and all that stuff had my days . But he's like hey , and I also guarded . So like which ? That is a hobby of mine and it's new to me . I learned a lot , got it done , plantin' stuff from seed . I'll talk about it later . I'll give him my like what I've seen , my experiences , because it was an experiment , and it was an experiment that went pretty well .
Speaker 1So I'll talk about that later , but anyway , so I'm like yeah , man , I'm , you know , dating again , you know , out in the jungle , and he's like , and he's like and I'm like , you know , I talk about my gardening because it's just close to me , it's something that I'm doing right now and I'm learning and loving . He's like yo , that's why Don't talk about gardening . Like , why not talk about gardening ? He's like that's not and he's a very machismo friend . So I get it and it's like we're over that . We are in the phase where you do what you like to do . Don't do something because it makes you look whatever . He doesn't do that . He's completely not like that , but he has his hobby .
Speaker 1So it was hobby versus hobby . Basically , he's like man , you need to talk about guns . I'm like so you're telling me , if I meet a lady , a nice lady , for dinner or whatever , that I should talk to her about collecting guns . He's like , yeah , I'm like , so how do I do that without sounding like a psychopath ? He's like , oh well , you're just saying that because guns have a negative content ? Of course they do , because it's not guns only hurt and kill . But it's not even about that .
Speaker 1You and I know a lot about it . I know it's a hobby and it's not a bad hobby . You collect , just like cars , just like shoes . You can collect them . It's not a big deal . But the fact of the matter is , when he said what I talked about was lane like garden , like garden is lane . It's like so you're telling me , don't talk to a woman at dinner about what I'm growing and can potentially help both of us . I should talk about the newest AR . I'm like I can respect that because you like it . You know what ? I will put an ad out in the paper if people still do that for new friends . Genx are looking for new friends that make sense . But I'm like hey , I love my friends . I'm just kidding , I'm joking , but he really told me that he's like you talk about good .
Speaker 1Did he try to pull out a statistic ? And I love that . I'm talking about him right now he's like he's going to be so bad and we're going to fight and we'll make up . And it's like whatever we fight every three weeks , it's like clockwork . We fight about pizza toppings too . I don't know how many of you all , hey audience , how many of you all have friends that you fight about pizza toppings . I know there's a like America is split . Half of Americans like olives . The other half does not . So you can't tell me you don't have a friend or no person that does not like olives . I love olives , so there's that . But anyway , so like he , legitimately , he pulled out a stat . He's like , hey , what is the ? And he , and I know his , his , uh , I know how he operates . So he's going to ask me a question where the answer benefits him . So he's like what's the pop , the highest population , that are new gun owners that are buying guns . And I'm like , well , you're asking me that . Well , you're saying that because it's going to be women , right , but that does not mean that has , that has nothing to do with talking to a stranger that you asked to have dinner about guns . I'm not going to be like , hey , I think . Well , I know , since women there's there's more women buying guns . Now I'm going to talk to you about guns . They'll talk about guns on a first date . If I met you at a , at a you know gun convention or something like that , you know all bets are off . Got it , because we have common interests is about common inches .
Gardening Everyone , even if you wanted to or not , you have experienced some form of gardening like that's the thing . If you kill the plant , kept live . That's gardening . Oh , I'm not talking about . I Need to talk to you about how to properly plant pumpkins or Squash or whatever . Or you know what I mean , like saffron . Hey , give me some advice about growing saffron . I'm not talking about like deep dive and it's like hey , gardening some people , this is what happens . Hey , I got it .
Speaker 1And people say , oh , you know what , I have a black thumb . Oh , you know what , I have a green thumb . I keep this alive . You can relate to it . I'm not gonna be like hey . So you see that you know the new shotgun . The velocity of the brah-brah-brah is like brah .
Speaker 1What do you think about that ? It's like what do you ? Why would I say like I'm a , I'm a nurse , like , which doesn't mean you're not a gun owner , but you know what I'm saying ? You don't . You don't lead with the bleed , if you will . And so back to my point . I need new friends , man , need I do ? So ? I'm out there like , hey , if you are a regular person that gives regular advice and it's halfway decent , edit , hit me up . Friendship applications are being accepted right now like background check , not even necessary . Well , I'm not gonna say that cuz I'm not gonna let you in my house if , for If you have too many misdemeanors , I'll be like hey , you just stand outside , we there , we stand outside , put your hands in your pockets , do not move your hands , and we'll discuss stuff , what , while you are across the streets anyway , audience , that's all I got . Oh .