Grease 2

 Justin and Dalton’s worst nightmare of teens dance towards the camera opens this turd of a movie. Along the way there is sex education, bomb shelter sexual coercion, someone’s schlong flopping out, pox marked bikers, Polynesian appropriation, men in goggles, bowling ball choreography, couples spinning into oblivion, a school secretary who conducts the marching band and songs that go on for way too long.

 Exit Ticket: It’s field trip time to an interactive horror / live theater experience. What happens when two gays get lost in the woods? Give us a listen and find out.