Little House on the Prairie

 Miss Beadle was a mess. If she wasn’t falling out of a carriage, she was releasing her students to die in a blizzard. Along the way, we encounter dumb Able, dumb Carrie, popcorn sex, Charles’s fine ass, that bitch Mrs. Olsen, that bitch Nelly, clay voodoo dolls, a lesson in spelling three letter words, students drunk on whiskey and high on opium, a calendar Christmas gift in need of a trashcan, a shed almost catching on fire, pissed off widows, and Linus telling us the reason for the season. 

Exit Ticket: The Blizzard episode was based on a real incident from 1888 and Ronnie has all the details. Would you have survived? What if you had whiskey and laudanum?